How To Win A Knife Fight. John Novosad

In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special John Novosad talks about how to win a knife fight, the importance of recycling and how he would survive being trapped in a blizzard. Whether you're someone who has experiences with knife fights, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from John Novosad is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@MF_Reinhold]

I'm a vegetarian not an idiot 🤣🤣🤣

[@edithdlp8045]

I have been vegetarian for 30 years and would eat meat in an extreme case.

[@DonaldDeCicco]

​@@edithdlp8045Until maybe the last 75 or 100 yrs, through all of time no one ever thought, "what should I not eat?". Why? We had no choice. What a privilege that is.

[@edithdlp8045]

​@@DonaldDeCiccoi hate to preach like most vegetarians. You are free to eat what you want. I don't force anyone not even my kids. They eat meat and I accept that. Not everyone has to agree with you specially when you are not the norm.

[@MomentsInTrading]

@@edithdlp8045I’m vegan for over 20 years, vegetarian for over 40 years. I would eat meat in a life or death situation. I also don’t find the idea of eating a human who has died in order to save my life that controversial. For instance- The Donner Party did what I think most logical people would do.

[@Waiting4Him111]

​@@DonaldDeCicco Well, that's not true at all. The Bible and Koran have dietary restriction. I believe several other religions do as well. The Bible states that Noah knew which animals were clean and unclean. So dietary restrictions have always been around.

[@BigTimeRushFan2112]

this dude is hysterical.

[@nicknomad7698]

I concur

[@edg8535]

This is what is good about KZbin. I have seen a lot of good comedians over the years.

[@ozranch9479]

Good stuff. John here looks like a freshly bathed urban camper.

[@5thHouse]

I saw a video on how to craft plastinium implements

[@Caffeine_Club]

Never bring a plastinium knife to a cow fight.

[@lorirose3846]

😂😂😂

[@maripartridge4168]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@roger3958]

Underrated

[@gsftom]

I like this guy bc I get the feeling that he is nuts and sincere abt it.

[@debbielove5993]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@stephenishom2898]

@Dry Bar Comedy Please keep John on the list of comics to return for more shows. I've enjoyed the two comedy routines seen here so far and I hope to see more.

[@simonl4523]

I love stand ups where the persona/character they put on is someone nice.

[@stuff4ever]

For a dude that looks like The Hound, but retired, I would trust his knife tips

[@stevenschulz7710]

Live to eat vegetables another day 😂

[@lorirose3846]

He is funny 😁

[@edithdlp8045]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="95">1:35</a> I agree. I have been vegetarian for 30 years and don't force anyone into it, not even my kids. Everyone is free to eat whatever they want.

[@niconico4114]

the gentle tone is refreshing for stand up

[@user-wr3gp8hj3i]

How has this guy been around this long and I’ve never heard of him (that I recall)!!! Love his style and delivery!

[@lateblossom]

I love his scraggly hair. 😂❤

[@2gunz122]

He said the crowd surprised him lol he surprised me. Who knew there was a hippie this cool

[@khaleesi324]

Wow all the ones I've ever encountered have been coo.

[@chickadddee]

I love how he breaks and laughs at his own jokes!😅 Funny and quirky ❤

[@katefree9539]

He is awesome!!!

[@TreiPani]

This guy was good. More of him from you.

[@maripartridge4168]

😂 I needed the laughter of this wonderful comedian. He is great. Gives good tips on knife fighting too if you think about it. Great distraction with the other hand 😂.

[@Trustee-of-The-Most-High]

He sounds like he's not joking but thank God he clarified any doubt in a standout show 😂

[@geothon]

Good comedy delivered with the great flow. I like it!!!

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

I would love to see his whole video, he's hilarious 😂 😃 😅😂

[@rainsofhealing]

Good set by John! Thanks for sharing this with us!

[@KathyBGood]

Funny, and good delivery

[@vindivergilio3482]

This dude is pretty dang funny!!

[@brittish1587]

Mate, you've created a new element 🤘💖

[@MrSandroengland]

That's awesome. "I would eat you"😂😂

[@brumejabs]

Loved it to bits

[@b-radsadventures6846]

Absolutely awesome.

[@TerriAller-wf2iq]

Love you !! 👏👏👏👍

[@23ograin53]

LOL the left hand. I'll remember that.

[@multivariateperspective5137]

Surprisingly funny

[@ChaCha.44]

Totally was part of the hippie movement in the 1960s!! 😂

[@shillout7270]

You call that a knife ... thats not a knife ... this is Plastinium 😮

[@cleverty1959]

❤ Plastinium😅. If only Dustin Hoffman had been told that upon Graduation 🎓🎉

[@seedsoflove7684]

Why are the best ones always so short😢?

[@benny4162]

If you're short, you can't be tall, but you can be funny! Oh wait you mean the video!

[@seedsoflove7684]

@@benny4162 😆😅🤣

[@dumpster1947]

Hilarious!

[@lancetruong3075]

This is the type of conversation I have with myself when I'm high on shrooms 🤣

[@christopherlarsen7788]

I did not think I was going to like this. I was WRONG!

[@MomentsInTrading]

This was good 👍🏻

[@justayoutuber1906]

ok, he made me laugh

[@monumentofwonders]

Very funny guy.

[@briano6115]

I am a vegetarian not an idiot. Greatest line in history :)

[@declamatory]

It doesn't make sense!

[@allwaizeright9705]

This dude is FAR BETTER than That Vegan Teacher...

[@edithdlp8045]

I like that he doesn't try to convert anyone.

[@cliffmiles8862]

Thanks!

[@purplehaze7777]

😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@michellesouthards6821]

😂😂😂😂

[@zevfarkas5120]

(<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="135">2:15</a>) Hey, it worked for the Donners...

[@mitchellgearheart14]

Favorite vegetarian.

[@tobycatVA]

That homeless guy is a riot.

[@edithdlp8045]

He really looks like a homeless person but doubt that he is one.

[@tobycatVA]

@@edithdlp8045 LoL

[@JohnSmithEx]

The best part is that a knife made of plastinium is legally not a weapon. Especially if it's used by a vegetarian, which is legally not a person.

[@MG-iy1oh]

You should be a stand up comedian

[@varsitycamplife]

This guy has some Emo Philips vibes 🤣

[@lorirose3846]

Plas tin e um 😅😅😅😅😅

[@terfalicious]

He's the only vegetarian I don't hate

[@edithdlp8045]

I have been vegetarian for 30 years and I don't care if anyone eats meat. I don't preach not even to my kids. They eat meat. Live and let live. Most vegetarians I know feel like they need to convert everyone.

[@EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y]

​@@edithdlp8045Same! 😂😂

[@kathleensue1]

Has he been recycled? 😅😅😅😅

[@practicalplinking6133]

He related to Marty Feldman ??

[@terriwetz6077]

Unfortunately, I don't think a lot of people here know who Marty Feldman is, LOL! Yeah, I'm showing my age. 🤣

[@laurengarfield2827]

“What Hump?” Thank you Marty

[@graciegj63]

Do you mean the way his eyes look? Feldman had thyroid eye disease from what I've read. So he might have the same issues.

[@toddcorey3190]

Vegetarian? That’s why you look so healthy!

[@nicknomad7698]

👌🍻

[@Quinu12]

Who is this dude and who are his lucky children?

[@stephenharper6638]

excellent! But he missed a chance to use his knife on the cow winning the fight.. :)

[@declamatory]

Is his being a vegetarian why he appears to be in poor health?

[@kathleensue1]

I’m guessing these guys don’t get drug tested? 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@MrJackal43]

Man, I love the weird ones! Type notch! P. S. I have a PhD in knife fighting. 😂

[@lawdawg02actual]

PSA: A guy with a .45ACP wins the knife fight 100% of the time.

[@kathyrobertson4493]

😂😂😂😂

[@kathleensue1]

Has he been recycled? 😅😅😅😅

[@rickgrear8270]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dawnjohnson8739]

😂