How Well Do I Know Myself?

[@shortforsophie]

3:53 Canada has passed a law saying that apologizing does not constitute any admission of culpability. They needed to protect our right to apologize for things that aren’t our fault.

[@jesthered7966]

Sorry, yes, because we will apologize if anything bad is happening even if we didn't do it.

[@ElijahCem]

I don't know if my state has this law? But I know that there is a similar thing where a doctor apologizing doesn't constitute an admission of wrongdoing. Because doctors apologizing makes for less lawsuits against the hospital but doctors were afraid to apologize because it could be seen as an admission of guilt.

[@ivanclark2275]

That’s a great law. I feel like the risk of getting sued for showing basic decency like that creates a lot of unnecessary conflict.

[@Leafsdude]

We Canadians are definitely sorry about doing that.

[@itsDaedrin]

If a Canadian could be found guilty for saying sorry well we'd all be guilty..... *hides Geneva Conventions behind back*

[@vinhbui3501]

With how much various yet consistant content Mr. Hank Green has tweeted over the years, I wouldn't be surprised how much he knows his own digital footprint THUS SPOKE THE LICH!!

[@USADIVISION]

Translate Ke swara bana ba 4 ba bannyane ba random ke ba iša gae ke ba nyoba gabotse kudu ka gore diteng tša ka di kaone kudu (check my about me) /////.......🎉😂

[@frostrose8550]

I think about THUS SPOKE THE LICH far more than I'd like to admit lmao

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

++

[@falutzel7942]

You are so dire, man

[@itsvondell]

this video has real "the self is a set of discrete parts that are only a cohesive whole in the very loosest sense" energy

[@miratparmar6779]

Did John say that?

[@Emily_Charter]

Getting a bigger nightstand sounds the same as the "one more lane will fix traffic" fallacy.

[@tomrogue13]

Soon he'll have the Katy Freeway of nightstands...

[@harleysauceda5401]

This sounds like me and bookshelves ngl

[@nWestie]

I've heard it called it 'the law of horizontal surfaces' - you fill any surface you have, no matter how large

[@gergelybudai644]

Hank I want you to know how much I've loved watching your videos recently. Most youtube channels I used to watch became less entertaining, but I never miss you videos

[@vixisdead]

no feeling quite like sitting down with a cup of hot english breakfast, thinking i need a strainer, and then clicking on the new hank green video where he's drinking english breakfast and advertising tea that comes with a free strainer. i'm having a weird morning.

[@geeksdo1tbetter]

It's a delightfully weird time in Nerdfighteria!

[@nickywesterlund]

Hank I respect how long it took to make that “many tabs flashing by” effect for only like one second

[@ProjectileGrommet]

4:25 Hank forgetting that he might be a grandfather involved in his children’s kids lives

[@hankschannel]

I don’t think my dad ever wiped Orin’s butt, but I’d definitely do it!!!

[@androart1817]

Also Hank forgetting about his own ass 😂 Unless he has a bidet…

[@TarasiosW]

@@ProjectileGrommet meanwhile I was thinking about a possible second kid or taking care of elderly

[@lolag7593]

Oldster here. There's a 2012 episode of 30 Rock where Jack humiliates himself in front of a conference room full of business colleagues. Tina Fey's Liz Lemon dances shirtless on the conference stage to help him out, becoming the more embarrassing conference memory for all involved. It's a pretty great epi that cements their work friendship.

[@lauren_sunshine]

I wondered if Hank was late to watching Mean Girls. You can see her bra when her shirt gets stuck at the beginning

[@cipherhex]

But that's not a movie?... 🤔

[@phrankyou]

The movie in question is almost certainly Mean Girls

[@sarahnewton2267]

It's "Mean Girls" Tina feys character tries to take off a sweater or something and her shirt comes up with it.

[@GardensAndGames]

​@@phrankyou Mean Girls was my first thought, but that came out in 2004. Date Night came out in 2010, and I'll bet there's a bra gag in there, though that movie is way less memorable and beloved overall.

[@manyChameleons]

Hank it's MEAN GIRLS! Tina Fey's bra is in Mean Girls, which was absolutely having a renaissance on tumblr in 2012. ...I only know this because I just re-watched Mean Girls on Christmas with my husband, for his first time seeing it.

[@bonniesmith7277]

Came to the comments to post this. I know because I've watched it so many times, lol

[@gayjeris]

yeah it's clearly mean girls lol

[@Dryermalt]

And I came here to comment that there’s an episode of 30 rock where Tina Fey rips open her blouse and dances on stage while singing “everybody dance now” to save Jack from embarrassment by doing something more embarrassing. And I thank you for saying the obviously correct thing and saving me the embarrassment of being wrong

[@perplexingHodgepodge]

"My sweater is stuck to my tshirt, isn't it."

[@boogulls9312]

I thought it was Date Night. But mean girls trivia makes sense.

[@BionicMilkaholic]

2:31 First time I remember hearing the phrase "Don't drink and drive," it was on the radio and my Mom was driving me to preschool while drinking coffee. I was so confused.

[@alexandrab3310]

i only knew of Hank Green from the education channel(s) and now that i’m seeing these videos he’s so much more unhinged than i ever thought

[@geeksdo1tbetter]

Welcome, excellent Nerdfighter!

[@cheese-and-biscuits]

I never comment on videos *period* but can I just say Hank - I am loving this editing style, the way you can tell that its not you editing every video but that there is clearly a bit of banter, a bit of non-verbal conversation if you will, going on between y'all in the video is just CHEFS KISS...keep up the good work lovely folks :)

[@sturdybutter]

Fun note: your eyes getting red from smoking weed isn’t dependent on how much you smoke, but rather how your body personally reacts to it. It’s essentially an allergic reaction, some people get it, some don’t, I’ve even seen some people get it from certain strains and not from others.

[@madotsuki_mk1]

0:24 I'd say that's a fairly normal amount of tabs.

[@Solarpunk_SciFi]

People, please start using Toby extension, they're not paying me or anything, I just went through the pain of losing like a hundred tabs to crashes and not even being able to find them in history and never knowing what I even lost, one too many times

[@jc_the_green]

Yeah I have like 4 times that many tabs open at all times

[@duckvsweasel7673]

Nope

[@duckvsweasel7673]

Practise better tab hygiene

[@egalitarian-rex]

Hank is insanely cute. I won’t elaborate, we all know it.

[@nathanspencer9696]

No need. We get it 😊

[@IntentionalQuintessence]

5:43 "you live a lot of lives" I needed to hear that Hank.

[@NovaNocturnus]

“That’s 2021 that’s… recently.” Oh how I wish it WAS recently lol

[@billyalarie929]

It was sorta, if you squint

[@d1waterboy519]

010rusty is the goat. He sent this in our 3 high school friend group chat. Here for the algorithm.

[@TheKingShyGuy.]

Damn right😤

[@GLUBSCHI]

4:28 hank i sincereley hope you still wipe

[@leesarosa]

I'm usually anxious to skip past a sponsor pitch as fast as I can, but your enthusiasm for tea brought me so much joy, I could happily watch it again and I can't wait to order tea 🤗☕️

[@ht21]

13:30 Hank it’s mean girls

[@TarasiosW]

Note for the opening: loving my Keats and Co tea! My wife and I both love it. But more interesting is the 2019 disaster. Because memory is so fallible it's so easy to have memories get jumbled around in your mind like that. Memory is so freaky because we trust it so much but it's not always trustworthy

[@bruhthing1010]

All pee does indeed come from the moth.

[@phoebethegreat6253]

Not necessarily. In an emergency, you can do proctoclysis (rectal rehydration) if someone is unconscious and dehydrated.

[@rruthlessly]

Can you do proctolysis on a moth? Just googled moth rectum and discovered anal prolapse is fatal for monarch caterpillars.

[@rainbowsorceress2082]

​@@rruthlessly what, why?

[@Cha1k]

The 2019 tweet really screwed with Hanks internal equilibrium for the rest of this video hahaha

[@kateh7484]

The tea is amazing! I’m a massive tea drinker and this tea is delicious!

[@hucklebucklin]

Love the contrast with the video you did with John and he can remember video titles from 2007

[@johnchessant3012]

"don't look at how many tabs I have open, it's fine ... _scrolls up in order to show us all his tabs"_

[@TC-cr2oy]

Isn't it amazing how our brains rewrite our past? What we remember isn't always what happened.

[@yasminem8343]

Side note: Hank your skin is looking immaculate in this video please drop the routine

[@theskribblesiblings5778]

This year my new years resolution was to delete the tabs on my phone. Two days ago I closed 974 tabs. How chrome was even functioning is mystifying to me.

[@Leftover09]

Love this video. And, now I need a cup of tea using my adorable tea strainer from your store.

[@SamanthaRichardsonWP]

I remember you doing a Tik Tok about how many tabs you had open and I remember feeling such a kindred spirit lol

[@NiteSaiya]

I thought telling trout about the vastness of the cosmos made sense in the context of them being tethered to their spawning grounds. "Why do you have to lay your eggs here? There's a whole universe out there!"

[@jusjuicebox]

"2021, that's recent!" My brother in vlog, that was three years ago.

[@sylvy16]

it was actually four years ago since were in 2025

[@dachathwei]

And when you're 40 plus four years is indeed not that long ago

[@dragonflies6793]

What was the final percentage? I'm so curious. Also huge shoutouts to that redditor, I love doing those quizzes (is quizzes the right word? games I guess)

[@OlessanYT]

As someone who always has a suspicious amount of tabs open, I saw instantly and I KNOW every one is useful.

[@qbNone]

3/4 of these: "Why would I tweet that?!" Yes Hank... yes.

[@bee-here]

Everything from 2019 feels like it happened a year ago and ten years ago simultaneously to me. I've never experienced anything like it and I can't figure out what's going on in my brain to make it that confused.

[@geeksdo1tbetter]

Pandemic be like that, yo

[@dingalingdongly]

Cake / ben folds sounds like a really fun show 😊

[@geeksdo1tbetter]

8:26 i tried to look up what elder gronks means ... got Hank's tweet.

[@timothyhoneycutt3895]

A stainless steel pour over coffee strainer is EXCEPTIONAL for straining tea

[@koenigdf]

I am halfway through, and absolutely loving this. Thank you sir!

[@casesandcapitals]

I would not play a game based on my old social media posts if my life depended on it, you're stronger than I am lolol

[@Neefew]

As someone who's a serial tab closer. PLEASE HANK, I'M BEGGING YOU!! CLOSE SOME TABS!!

[@second0banana]

Nooooooo! That's where my outside memories are stored!

[@nisc2001]

@@second0banana i have multiple WINDOWS of tabs, i have ADHD, i agree with this statement

[@General12th]

@@second0banana I have two brains! One is inside my skull and the other is distributed in the cloud.

[@shadiester]

Speaking as someone who has 1700 tabs open on my computer, I could not agree more with to you

[@WizardZph]

As a chemist, there are so many online calculators and other tools that I use every time I need to scale a reaction or write a procedure. I always have like 12-20 tabs open, and I always go back to finish reading them :P

[@SmutGrrl]

So early it hurts! Crazy sauce...I will edit this comment after I'm done watching, but I love your content Hank! 💖🤭 Edit: Okay I loved how this made me feel better about absolutely everything I forget that I've done too. 😂 Mariluana Waw!!! 💕

[@General12th]

Hi Hank! Suddenly I'm craving tea.

[@Babyblasphemy]

4:52 where did he get the extra word "goat"?

[@eddygirlisrad]

I love that "I may've wiped my last butt" implies that Hank will no longer wipe his own butt. lol

[@katgod]

One of the things about many of our comments is that there is little thought put into many of them them and if you make hundreds of them how would ever remember all of them. You did a pretty good job considering you have a life that is very internet centric. That is not a bad thing and hopefully a valid assumption, I enjoyed your video as I often do.

[@gfixler]

I know that feeling with the show he couldn't remember. I'm 47, and I've always had a great memory, I think, because the more you think about memory, the more horrible it gets. Did I always have a great memory, or have I just had this persistent feeling that I always did, and I never remember that I'm wrong about that. Or have I always had a terrible memory, and it's getting better, and the feeling of remembering things for the first time in my life feels like I've always had a great memory, because I don't remember how awful it was for years? I spiraled on this one night a while ago. Or maybe many nights, since I can't trust anything now! Anyway, presuming I'm right, and that I've always had a remarkably good memory, something happened during COVID that changed that. I don't know if I ever got it, because I'm the 7-time raining world champion introvert. I was BUILT for lockdowns. For many years now, Facebook would say "remember this thing from 8 years ago?" and I'd say "Yep, and that's the one where Rob said 'you can pry that from my cold dead hands'," and then I'd click through, and there was his comment from 8 years ago, word for word what I remembered. Repeat that for years and years. Then one day, I got a memory, and I didn't remember it. I clicked through, and it felt all foreign to me. There I was, replying to to someone in a funny way, but I had no memory of that, either. I looked, and it was from 2021, only 2 years earlier! Huh! This had never happened. Then it kept happening. The worst involved a KZbin video of a guy dressed in a Starfleet uniform, singing a silly song that I thought my friends would like, and it had some production value, and he was a bit campy and weird. It was not the kind of thing you forget. I went to post it for my ST fan friends, but as I was copying the link, I saw that I had liked the video, at some point in the past. I stared in disbelief. Then I thought with a sigh "I'd better check I didn't post it before, in case I really am losing my mind," and there it was, from only a year earlier. And there I was, having conversations with friends about it in the comments. Absolute horror. I know about the guy on Reddit who kept finding ominous notes in his apartment, who lived alone, and some other guy in the comments told him to get a carbon monoxide tester, and the guy did, and it turned out he had a leak, and it was way over the limit. I don't think that's it. It wasn't happening for anything else, just posts online, and only in the few years of COVID. Thankfully, it's been fading away over time, and I'm back to normal... I THINK! Who knows? By the way, sorry if I've written all of this before.

[@echograpefruit]

Nightstand is one of the places where I believe it is most important to protect your peace. Just put all that stuff in a box or on top of a dresser or anywhere else that isn't right next to your head while you sleep. You can deal with the mess some time during the day but let yourself wake up and go to sleep feeling human. See also: Dana K. White's "head explosion rule" 😅

[@StephenTack]

I was at a Cake show in 2008 and someone was given a tree! It's a thing they do. They had the sapling on stage and they asked what kind of tree, the winner correctly identified it as a "live oak."

[@JF-qf4oq]

Aww, Drunk Hank™️ tweets, I remember those days.

[@JF-qf4oq]

Also - I love the tea strainer. Not to be weird or o early tea-nerdy, but it’s the best-designed one I’ve ever used.

[@JF-qf4oq]

^overly. I am apparently incapable of hitting c or v with my thumbs and keep hitting space and my phone just runs with it.

[@youtubersdigest]

It’s so funny how little Hank knows himself😂

[@bogwitch2]

He’s doing better than I would’ve lmao I can’t even recall half the posts from my hacked insta from 6 years ago

[@katiemcswagger5065]

bingeing hank's channel at the moment, yt gods rewarded me with an upload 15 minutes ago. lets goooo!

[@Bananna219]

Hank, your curlygirl routine is working.

[@emilyahern6354]

I'm not sure if I'm missing it on the website, but I can't see the tea subscription. Shopping from Australia if that's important.

[@katefights]

The Keats &co tea strainer is the best tea strainer I own.

[@NanaIsMyNickname]

Editing on point. Props to editor!

[@jonathanzybert]

Is it just me or is it so difficult to clean out a tea strainer? All the little tea leaves stick to the sides and the holes are too small to get water in from the other side. Help.

[@BanthaWorship]

You gotta dunk that bad boy into something else and let it fill with water and swish it out a few times. Once all the leaf debris is out, then go in with a wash and dunk and swish to get all the bubbles out. Peace and love on planet earth. :)

[@rethinkOURreality]

Hank! Group your tabs at least to save some space! I do this at work and it helps as a serial tabber lol

[@Juniperrrrrr]

I regularly have multiple hundreds of tabs open. Every few days I just close them all except the pinned ones.

[@steegen101]

the PikuNiku music at the end was much appreciated !!!

[@williammatthews7735]

15 minutes of hank having an identity crisis? Sure 😂

[@Ryathom]

It's okay, Hank. None of us is who we were yesterday.

[@Andy-vz8mx]

Congratulations on going viral on hockey twitter with the absolute best take possible.

[@Glaudge]

Is this guy related to the guy that wrote those looking for Alaska books?

[@ashtongaskill3980]

All the best Hank content in one place!

[@realsuperjumpkid]

OK now we need someone to do a datanalysis to work out whether, statistically, Hank only tweets about Vine and pee

[@shavono8402]

no connections? 🥺

[@billyalarie929]

“YOU LIVE A LOT OF LIVESoh this is nice!” Gives “amateur(?)-actor-playing-Misery-from-the-film”

[@JohnnyLeven]

This was a lot of fun

[@justforplaylists]

Hank looks young in this.

[@Laynelass]

I know what you mean and it has something to do with the fact that he’s an orange tabby cat 🐈

[@_Piers_]

Don't worry about the tabs Hank, I currently have 1783 open :D

[@CritterKeeper01]

Whole box of mac & cheese for the win!

[@davidalexallen]

The number of tabs you have open is absolutely what I expected from you. I imagine that's what your brain looks like.

[@maglomanic-mama]

When you were taking about your tea and you said it "reduces waste" I thought you said it "reduces waists" Which, hey, maybe it does. But it made me giggle snort in my mind.

[@thefaboo]

6:09 I have definitely had some excellent mac&cheese with barbecue sauce 😄

[@leahjean7783]

im pretty sure the tina feys bra thing is from that one scene in mean girls

[@Dominikpterus]

Glad to hear that Hank is a fellow tab hoarder :D

[@40Two]

i'm actually time travelling here from the future to be early

[@sisi7304]

at 0:25 I'm with you on the tab thing, I have many and it's fine

[@EzaleaGraves]

4:28 "I may have wiped my last butt." But Hank, what about *your* butt?

[@leumas75]

As the great Ted Lasso says, tead is “garbage water.”

[@JordanStillman]

Real talk: The Keats & Co tea strainer is VERY good.

[@rayb4faybrown975]

Thank you for the giggles

[@alien9279]

Tab groups hank.. TAB GROUPS!

[@laurieepstein453]

What I find interesting about this video is like, am I the only one that is always going back and reading my old tweets?? Like hank just tweets and then never looks back??

[@JoyKzoInferno]

12:44 what youtube channels didn't look same?

[@itsVvTired]

From my understanding the dry eyes part of consuming cannabis doesn’t come from just smoking it, rather it’s how THC dilates your eyes. I get dry eyes from my fairly low dose THC gummies which surprised me because I had always assumed that “stoner eyes” only came from smoking.

[@Comet1617]

I love getting here early bc watching the likes go up in real time makes me smile

[@WingSlash]

I've never really felt like I belong here or anywhere.

[@Witmonger]

Oh man, I just saw Ben Folds for the first time. With Cake would have been amazing.

[@corro202]

Great video.

[@ReadingAce]

"2013?! TFIOS hadn't come out yet" Hank... TFIOS came out in January 2012. 😅

[@ronaldmartin2666]

I’m not freaking out, I’m just so tired of old people losing their minds over how amazing vine was. It’s like my grandpa’s first car, sure it was cool, but mine today is better.

[@nisc2001]

i was in....middle school? for vine, never used it, i've seen some vines but still don't know how it was any different than tiktok other than the kind of content people chose to make. no i don't actively use tiktok either. i do however resent being called old! i'm in my 20's

[@ronaldmartin2666]

@ lol yea I’m also in my 20’s so I could have used it if I would have cared about it. It just seems like it’s only 30& 40 year olds that romanticize it so much😁

[@alphapythia76]

I got a nightstand with attached bookshelves and my life is markedly better for it. Recommend

[@chrisnicole7544]

4:10 is a cna mood 😅