How Would You Be Killed in a Zombie Apocalypse?

With Dying Light 2 Stay Human arriving on PS5 and PS4 on February 4th, we had a think about the one fatal mistake we'd make in a real life zombie apocalypse scenario. Are we on the money? How would you go out? Let us know in the comments!
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What fatal mistake would you make in a zombie apocalypse? Let us know!

[@JokelNiina]

I would be too helpful to strangers. Or I would try to save my loved ones when it's a lost cause

[@Atamosk-bu7zt]

I'd most likely be betrayed due to my plan to help build a large group of survivors and take a town.

[@Lartle]

I probably wouldn't realise what was happening until my brains were being eaten

[@kokopadilla5931]

My fatal mistake would be trying to nutmeg as many zombies as I could until......well you know.

[@Ghost-Mantis]

My fatal mistake would be not turning into a zombie in the first wave, and then suffer as a human in the post apocalypse

[@artisticAsian353]

The biggest irony would be the person to finish Rob in the zombie apocalypse would be a man named Nazeem.

[@DigimonTamerfreak]

Rosie: I can take out 999 zombies with both hands tied behind my back. Last zombie: I think I can take her.

[@Jamil1989]

The last one would be Ash, with her O.P. tank stats on.

[@MrHabushi]

Well now my face hurts from laughing so much. "Dave & The Leash Boys" "There was a single cow and I think the cow was a bit...raunchy that day...it was us and this *really* strong cow" "Who needs brain when you got _these_ cheeks?" You folks are the best.

[@1812211]

If these four were together, Ash would get bit in a fight and not say anything, turn into a zombie but be super strong, forcing Rosie to sacrifice herself while Rob escapes with Dave in tow. Zombie Ash would win and catch up with Rob and Dave. Rob would trip Dave and scamper off to safety happily remembering about the bomb he planted in Dave’s collar

[@sarawithouttheh3905]

Glad to see Rob is sticking to his plan 😂 I think he told us once before about his isolation plans. And I can totally see Dave begging on Robs door to do the dishes for shelter 🤣

[@Karakuioshi]

16:04 I love how Rosie and Dave said the exact opposite things of Rob's skills 🤣

[@p5rsona]

Im definitely sticking with Rosie to survive in a zombie outbreak and taking Dave out for walks

[@wolfme4030]

Rob would go out shouting, “Oh, for God’s sake.” Then go silent. Not because a zombie is eating his face off, but because he is extremely salty about it.

[@captainshayvel5267]

Just wanted to say, even though I know it won’t last I do love the zoom aspect of the TC and occasional FF as it’s great to be able to hear and see the reactions of the others when someone is talking. Instead of just the occasional someone speaking off camera! Take this one for example I loved seeing everyone’s reaction to everyone’s entry I can’t even pick a fav! So thanks for the content Access it’s really lifted another level this year which I didn’t really think was possible!

[@ariadneraynor]

I can imagine Rob saying, "Oh, you just caught me trying to survive alone in a zombie apocalypse..." :D

[@desmondwhoa8779]

Hey team, looking forward to this one. Also rob I’ve found a copy of Jade cocoon on PS1 for you if you want it. Thanks as always

[@sixpin551]

Looking forward to Rob's "Top 7 Ways Surviving The Apocalypse Is Like Metal Gear." "Hello! You've caught me surviving yet another zombie outbreak."

[@jypsridic]

Dave: I'll be sacrificed to distract the zombies Rosie: I'll sacrifice myself to distract the zombies Ash: Commit suicide via horde, tactical advantage optional Rob: executed for being anti-social Yea that all seems about right. Personally I'd be strapped to the nines with all of the optimal zombie fighting gear then get distracted by an interesting rock so long that I don't notice the zombie walking up behind me until it is tearing a chunk out of my neck.

[@Winterfre5h]

Rosie against the 999: "EAT IT, ZOMBIES!!" Rosie against the 1000th: "Choke on 'em!!"

[@charlesbennett7484]

I'm an asthmatic epileptic that requires a cane just to walk. Yeah, I'd be dead rather quickly in a zombie apocalypse.

[@PyroPsycho95]

I have faith in you friend, you'd be supreme warlord of your country after 7 months.

[@katywuste9054]

You’d have a weapon to hand and maybe they wouldn’t eat someone with epilepsy as it affects the brain

[@karensaez]

This video was hilarious. The way you're each so honest about your inner self is both frightening and inspiring. Thank you for the laughs!

[@SirSilly93]

That moment when Ash & Dave both realised Ash's "This is the End" reference was perhaps too Rated R for the show? 😅

[@wolfme4030]

Ash would go out shouting “Leeroy Jenkins!!!”

[@otterpoet]

I will never be able to watch _The Road Warrior_ again without picturing Dave as *The Toadie* and Rob as *Lord Humungus* XD

[@oldemajicks9428]

Dave's wishes to be the "I'll go it alone" version of himself in the zombie apocalypse is just the character he played in the Cyberpunk TTRPG with Hollie et al haha

[@drewworth1568]

I think it's admirable that Rosie is so confident in her own protagonist status.

[@cabbagesavage6411]

I would just make Dave a jester. He can stick around as long as he amuses us with jokes

[@dermyward8885]

I love how these Tuesday Checklists have now developed a dynamic that when it’s Rosie’s entry, it feels like she’s Karl Pilkington and rest of the team become Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.

[@nerena2852]

Why is this so accurate? 😂

[@callum596]

I'd probably never leave my room and fall into madness and then pass away

[@Deadzonex21]

Rosie: "999 zombies, piece of cake" "1000 Zombies, oh no im dead"

[@studium-]

She hadn't found the "break damage limit" weapon yet :/

[@haarry2206]

Even Rosie didn't know what she was on about

[@jamesclayton4882]

I 100% wouldn't even notice there's an apocalypse until I go outside weeks later for snacks and see the entire town has been destroyed.

[@noblesseoblige1076]

A la Shaun of the dead then? 😄

[@jamie.richardson]

So did dave basically say he would be Channing Tatum in This is the End? Lmao!

[@dmacks]

"Hello, you've caught me leading Dave around the office on all fours on a leash.."

[@dangarvey6403]

Dave I would be just as scared so we isolate together as not leaving the house sounds good 🤣

[@handydandy5481]

Love these videos where your all chatting together :)

[@ElJayEm06]

I would be holding my weapon of choice, bravely facing an advancing hoarde. Step backwards, twist my ankle, fall over and proceed to be eaten.

[@freekhoogveld9185]

To be honest, I feel like the apocalypse would awaken some psychopathic traits from him! Seeing as the 50/50 taxi murderer and Robert S Pearson split personality deal, he would totally turn in some Dead Rising boss! 😂

[@nursechan1740]

Dave and the leash boys! 😂 As for me, I would probably go the same way as Ash (minus the crisps). I'd just want to see how many I can take out before they got me.

[@wolfme4030]

No matter how Dave goes out, we all know he’ll be screaming from the top of his lungs, “I’M THE BOSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[@Jamil1989]

You all should have a continuation of this being titled, "What kind of zombie would you be?".

[@buglord1]

My way of going out wouldn't be a mistake. I would secure a base with all the fuel and extremely flammable stuff I can then rig it to explode if it becomes over run with zombies.

[@Ryu_D]

Dang, that's way better than my idea. Maybe a bit too much collateral damage from the fires for me to do it myself, but I gotta respect the likely zombie kill count.

[@buglord1]

@@Ryu_D thanks. And yeah I don't forsee long term survival so I mainly plan to make zombie shredding traps and pile up explosives to get rid of them if it gets to be to many. Or incase an idiot gang attacks

[@noblesseoblige1076]

Logistics aside that sounds like my type of plan.

[@MegaPIC1]

Rosie would get eaten by Ash, who let's be real would totally be the leader of a mob of zombies

[@SirkSirk]

I'd sprain my ankle trying to parkour away from zombies and eventually be unable to run away.

[@shadowwood2258]

I'm forty, fat, and out of shape. There's no mistake. I'm just dead.

[@Aeneiden]

Nah, resident evil or walking dead zombies you would survive

[@FineYungCannibal.]

13:01 "Ooer, nows a safe time to have a crisp." 😂🤣

[@denegwynn2869]

I’d be fine. I live on a farm with animals and crops for food and clothing, and the whole property is deer fenced and gated. We have multiple backup generators. I’m totally self sufficient. The only problem is that I’d have to find a reliable source of food until I can work out solar or wind power.

[@mr.nobody5140]

Diabetes. Diabetes will kill me during the zombie apocalypse.

[@gofein5879]

I reckon Rosie’s lasting longest in the zombie apocalypse. I could see her becoming some kind of legendary saint of the wasteland. I’m picturing a long leather coat, maybe a lever action rifle slung over her shoulder and like Gandalf she goes into a small settlement and all the kids rush up to see her hoping she brought them more candy scavenged from her travels which of course she has. Maybe there’s a blacksmith that gives her a knowing nod like “ah my favorite customer” and the mayor comes down and offers her once again the position of town sheriff, to which she gruffly replies, “Sorry mate, can’t be putting down roots. Just here to buy some water and I’ll be on my way”

[@martynpotter21]

Dave: trusting other people Rob & Ash: nod and smile evilly.

[@megangorden]

I am CRYING from laughing oh my god

[@jmace2424]

They would get Rob at the Doctor Pepper machine! 🤣

[@TheFullmetalmex]

My God I've not been able to watch any videos or streams for a while but am I glad this was my first one, absolutely loved it. Shout out to the Vod Squad

[@charlieolsson4542]

I would like to know what the pink frog poster behind Ash is. I really like it! Thanks.

[@jakealexander6046]

I think I would be done in by my greed/optimization where I overestimate or miscalculate the odds of a supply run or a stand off with a random scavenger.

[@ABadassDragon]

By being so observant that i miss something obvious. I could see every zombie, but i wouldn't see a banana peel i'm about to step on, slip and smack my head on a curb

[@TheFullmetalmex]

Omg the ending🤣🤣🤣 Rosie's Cheeks🤣🤣 what an amazing way to finish loved it

[@adampoole1972]

There's probably no real way to survive a zombie apocalypse so im with Ash just go down fighting

[@badplayerone1731]

I would probably make zombie killing traps and be so proud of myself that I accidentally step on them myself and my last thought would be: Oh f…!

[@nicechuck]

Rosie thinking she can manage whilst getting creeped out by a moldy orange

[@L.L.MacRae]

Oh my goodness this video had me in tears laughing XD XD XD Brilliant! I'd definitely trip over something running away and be eaten on the first day of the zombie apocalypse

[@cacrowl]

The cow falls on Rosie and she can't get it off of her and the zombies get her.

[@JoeHurley]

Dave are you secretly trying to tell us you were in ‘that scene’ in Pulp Fiction?

[@Kagrynac]

I swear by Molotovs in Zombie situations, so I'd likely end up cornered and burning down a building with me in it.

[@PyroPsycho95]

How can we make these deadly zombies even more deadly? Set them on fire!

[@Beary_Supreme]

Dave would be Channing Tatum in “This is the end”! 😂

[@robzombie5928]

We all know what would really get us, lack of cardio fitness.

[@mactavish3836]

I think I'd be the person who gets too much armour and weaponry, and becomes unable to flee.

[@haroldcvideo]

Rose's entry was like doing a school presentation without having done any preparation beforehand, just winging it.

[@fifilabomba8177]

"Don't take this schtick from a man on a leash..." 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@nghtwng1572]

Id get a tummy cramp & be in such agony that the zombies would hear me & bust my door down & kill me

[@claratalbot7613]

I would definitely team up with Rosie. We could help each other with navigation, set traps, & making sure we have enough supplies

[@AQCorner]

Yes, I can see Rob's video now, "Hello, you've caught me, surviving the apocalypse"

[@joshmcmeckan4743]

When you see Rob take a drink and it's not Dr Pepper 👀

[@rudiekraft2878]

I'd make homemade armor go into a big group the armor would fail (damn whimsy magazines) and I'd be overwhelmed and probably eaten and be left with only like half a torso and my head

[@fireinthediscord]

That was a little too specific Dave... "So, how would you fare in a Zombie Apocal-" "I'D BE ON A LEASH"

[@1990mmaarrkk]

Well now we know Rosie’s fatal mistake would be along the lines of “There’s only 500 zombies, we can take ‘em!”

[@nova939]

There were some cheeky discussions in this

[@arthurbrandonnielsen]

Watching this with my wife. She says that in a zombie apocalypse, Rob would embrace his inner Bond villain and great any zombie with a suit, a shotgun, a smile, and the phrase, "You're finally here."

[@ryanmitchell7555]

My issue would be I snore quite loudly so in my sleep they would just come and get me

[@Secretlycat31]

What headsets do you use, those are pretty good mics,

[@haarry2206]

for some reason everytime dave wears the MSG shirt all i can think of is 'metal sear golid'

[@makeitheavy94]

Anyone who's seen Rob's cooking knows he has a valuable skill, in an apocalyptic world where meat is scarcely available Rob's veggie culinary expertise will make him very popular!

[@unlucky_thir13en]

I'd be a first wave survivor, second wave victim. As soon as that sense of "phew, we're in the clear" sets in, I get jumped while I'm leaning against a wall or something.

[@mpsylocke]

This video cheered me up! Omg hahahhaaha Zombies don't want brains, they want cheeks 🤣

[@mustansirmohamedally]

that was such a great video....i laughed soooo hard

[@doreenbrandt3697]

Actually Dave's trusting nature would most likely not be a mistake in a zombie apocalypse because despite what zombie movies keep telling us, humans historically have always tended to work together to an astonishing amount in times of crises. Yes, psychopaths exist but they are rare and even they tend to see the advantage of strength in numbers and for everyone else it's just the inborn instinct of our fundamentally communal nature.

[@carlos_takeshi]

Yes, precisely. He jokes about "doing the cleaning" and "menial tasks", but honestly, that's a huge part of what it would take to survive. If this scenario were playing out in Britain, it's going to be cold enough for exposure to be a threat for a significant part of the year. That means for any group, shelter is a huge priority. If a significant number of people are going to be sheltering together in apocalyptic conditions, hygiene is crucial. That means ideally a good source of fresh water, plenty of fuel to boil it, soap if you can get it. Ordinary diseases would be just as much of a threat in the zombie apocalypse as the zombies. Someone willing to help stave that off would be incredibly valuable.

[@poshima]

I’d be the one that was bitten by a zombie but hides it from everyone to ensure that I have a decent sized meal for when I eventually turn

[@Hi_Mahou]

"Hello. You've caught me,,,, about to be eaten by zombies!!"

[@michaelwilliam4513]

Even with the webcams this is an instant classic episode

[@JoseThe1]

Rosie, even just in a hypothetical scenario, is still OP.

[@CareerModeConnoisseur]

I just love listening to Rosie and her incredibly funny rambles. Comedy and zombie gold this week

[@R.Williams]

I think everyone had better be hitting the gym and learning to live on few calories and bad food if they're going to survive in any apocalypse. I have no doubt that I'd be one of the first to go if I tried to take out even one zombie might less 999! I hope Rosie and Ash are on my team leading the way as Dave and I keep up the camp and do the cooking. Robs house will be nice to hole up in!😁

[@Kimm134Saya]

Expectation: Rosie will take out 999 zombies before being overwhelmed Reality: Rosie will be overwhelmed by the 1st zombie

[@PyroPsycho95]

@@Manudyne same but Onion rings.

[@philgoro1545]

I'd probably get mauled by zombies after trying to blend in acting as a zombie then suffer some flatulence. Jig is up at that point:)

[@stevepruneau6561]

999 Zombies.. yeah mate, it's always that *ONE* last bugger that gets ya ;)

[@wrapcod6178]

Me, looking at Dave's top: "Metal Sear Golid?"

[@corybirmingham5184]

My fatal mistake, being asthmatic, and having bad memory, would be being surprised by a group and having to pack up fast and running but forgetting to grab my inhaler. I would not run very far.

[@chrisstraley2002]

I miss Nathan's hopless plans against the zombies XD

[@kokopadilla5931]

Where did nath go?

[@thatguywesmaranan]

they say apocalyptic scenarios can bring out either the best or worst in people... with that in mind, here's what i think will happen to the access team: dave will start off as he said, a follower and someone who stays in the background... but he'll have like a timeskip where he turns into a grizzled, stoic, cold-blooded lone wanderer... rob will be the opposite in terms of character development... he'll start of as a ruthless warlord who won't hesitate to leave anyone that he considers to be a burden, but gradually he shows a more merciful side and ends up protecting a group of orphans... ash... well, she'll just have one hell of a time killing zombies... she'd end up slipping into a killing frenzy and will cut down fellow survivors... then go back to camp and eat crisps like nothing happened... rosie will start off like dave, but gradually transforms into an absolute demon of a zombie-slayer... wielding a hitachi magic wand... how she's charging it, who cares?

[@Anubisfriend]

If PlayStation Access create their own faction if the Zombie Apocalypse happened I would join, regardless of Dave’s concern with your survival chances in a group setting.

[@brentmartin7545]

If paired with Rob & being chased by zombies, I would simply bring up Skyrims water physics. And when he's distracted I push him backward.

[@chriswalker562]

Rosie... A zombie apocalypse IS bad luck! 🤣

[@Onslaught524]

I can absolutely see Ash putting a leash on Dave. Not necessarily because of a zombie apocalypse, but just for the lols.

[@colbyalbertson4573]

Ash will become Rosie’s 1000th zombie that finally gets her! 😂 I’d probably get myself into trouble by getting distracted while scavenging. The first bit of time, I’d be okay, but after a bit, I just know I’ll get bored and distracted.

[@Barot8]

I'd be the guy who volunteers to watch, then falls asleep and get overrun.