THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND

[@Luna-jd1hf]

New Zealand and Australia have this weird friendship where we take the piss out of each other and judge everything that the other country does, that's true friendship

[@matthewcowell]

I thought that before moving to NZ. Kiwis really... don't like Aussies, where Aussies love NZ'ers (except in sport).

[@Man-bc8wv]

example aus and nz are taking the piss some other country trys to say something aus and nz are like hey dont fuck with us were hommies

[@panicattheboychemicalpilot1985]

Ummm... more like New zealand is Australias little brother you love em but ya also fuckin hate em I guess im a little brother though LMAO

[@TheDragonOfDojima04]

Same for US and Canada

[@blobfish7294]

You want to take our pavlova. New Zealand needs something to make it feel special. Grrr... Lord of the Rings has been completely dethroned by A Game of Thrones and we even have more sheep then you.

[@gemmachandler9072]

new Zealand and Australia are like two people having a dance off and all the other countrys are just standing around and have no clue whats going on

[@mcyg2079]

@Luke Zdanowicz thats a very biased view. most new zealanders would say the same to you.

[@dragons_for_life376]

I can see that as a comic

[@raideranimator6091]

@@mcyg2079 as a kiwi confirmed

[@raideranimator6091]

@Luke Zdanowicz frickin peice of hot dry turd

[@mcyg2079]

@Luke Zdanowicz well thats just proof what you said before is false and you do have a rivalry if you are insulting nz and saying you are better. Congrats

[@takamoeedwards8383]

His awkwardness makes this way funnier 🤣

[@ShivSai123456]

Twas on purpose

[@maryriley8077]

It kind of seems on purpose so he needs to throttle back on that

[@mariolisa2832]

@@maryriley8077 yeap

[@Lorgayle1]

@@maryriley8077 Nah, he does it perfectly

[@ltagames01]

Dry humor

[@binozia-old-2031]

Australia is the america of oceania nz is the canada paupa new guinea is the mexico

[@annoy4nce648]

Tasmania is alabama

[@wotsup9oo]

Samoa is Hawaii, and China and India are... they are the same

[@cheekyb71]

Bali is the Mexico!! Hahahaha

[@abbey5286]

Bino Dino maxilimilanMus royal guar paupa new guinea is the *extra*

[@dattoboy1]

You're all wrong. Bali is Cancun and Indonesia is Mexico. PNG is Haiti.

[@slipperysam1337]

wtf is jon snow talking about

[@ericac.7252]

frying pan I was also thinking this... While being oddly aroused by his sexy NZ accent...

[@dovermaskot4441]

Is this the gathering of food-related nicks...

[@LeaCollingwoodMagpies]

LOL Considering this guy is a kiwi n Im totally Aussie ......I knew exactly what this guy was talking about LOL 🤣🤣

[@taylreiiinss]

*wait am I you or are you me*

[@MapleyMaple]

No Australians were harmed during filming of this video.

[@Morderkaj]

Damnit.

[@lisasimpson4189]

I was severely harmed

[@cerisseraymondlogo3987]

*_Hopefully_*

[@queenhasarrived7755]

Mmmm, not at all... **wipes tears away**

[@hmmm-w7b]

Wiktoria L doubt that

[@mal_3157]

As an Aussie, I’m both offended and laughing right now.

[@mal_3157]

@Luca I’m not really offended I’m just joking

[@suziequzie]

I dunno, I think you should give back the pavlova. Stealing ain't right...

[@andrewrobinson2690]

Hahaha what do you think our opinion is of Isaac Butterfield 😂

[@RayneTheFox]

@@mal_3157I’m Aussie-Danish

[@kathleen0954]

You're so darn cute! Here in California, I met a "Kiwi" who was in front of me at the supermarket. I put my strawberries on the belt, and he picked them up and placed them on his side of the divider. I wasn't sure what he was doing, and looked at him confused, when he said "just wait..." Yada yada yada, he paid for my strawberries! I was astounded and followed him out thanking him profusely and asking his name.... His name was A.J., and when I noticed his accent I asked where he was from, to which he responded: "The most beautiful place on earth, New Zealand." And that was my experience with a Kiwi.... it was a most beautiful day and experience!

[@claireguillon7596]

Seriously? Dis he say why? Or was it just a spontaneous kind and generous act he made for a stranger just like that? Anyway that's beautiful ☺️

[@kathleen0954]

@@claireguillon7596 No, he didn't say why... it was just as you say, his spontaneous gesture. When I waved goodbye, he said "If I don't see you here, I'll see you there," (pointing to the heavens), and I knew I had crossed paths with a beautiful person. Thank you for your response!

[@claireguillon7596]

@@kathleen0954 that's awesome for once it didn't end up by him hitting on you and being a pain, just a nice, "free" gesture.. Beautiful! Thank YOU for the detailed response ☺️

[@kingkongbingbong9889]

Kia ora karen

[@SagebrushRambles]

@@Goosenz what does it matter?

[@mrpandabites]

Being South African, I feel I can tell the difference really easily. If the we are beating the guy at rugby, he's an Australian. If he's beating us, it's a New Zealander.

[@thebomb1393]

Mr. Pandabites and Aussies slaughter you both at surfing.

[@m.elinorpoi4332]

Mr. Pandabite😂

[@lachlanwiegold]

This video is really wrong

[@tiaracarmel4887]

Yessss😂😂😂

[@shae.5674]

That’s probably because aussie’s don’t give a shit about rugby lol? I barely even hear about it. AFL is where it’s at. Come against us in AFL, a sport thar you don’t care about so we can see you fall like ducks lollll

[@Bicketybam68]

As an Aussie, my favourite thing is we can heap on the kiwi's, they can heap on us, but if some other country tries to have a go at either of us we will back each other up. That's the ANZAC bond.

[@b747501]

as a Kiwi, i agree, at ground level we are the same, it just the politicians that stuff things up

[@tallmidget1395]

Brittain has entered the chat 😂

[@Jesslovescoffee29]

As a Canadian who, when travelling abroad, is often mistaken for American, I understand your pain. Being a little nation next to a big, loud neighbour with a ~similar~ culture makes things confusing.

[@kiwibrazo3301]

YES

[@thatguy8777]

I mean, say what you want about Aus and NZ, but at least we're not as dumb as the us.

[@Ewabound571]

I say this as an American from Hawaii. Canadians are just much nicer. Lol that’s the difference, one’s loud and rude, and the other is Canadian.

[@kamelhaj6850]

I was brought up only a few miles from the Canadian border. I really didn't see much difference between the two countries, but now I'm 400 miles away from Canada and had to get used to it being a "foreign country"!

[@Hipnomanerdfeck]

The main difference being Canada's better

[@styxzero1675]

As a european I always thought you were called kiwis because the kiwi fruit grows there. Not some bird.

[@stephentrent4878]

As a fact kiwi fruits originate from China, so technically we stole them from the Chinese

[@sonibill595]

bro i use to think that

[@siennaaberdeen7654]

wow, we have lots of legends and stories about how we got the name kiwi. Here's something to read: New Zealand’s indigenous Māori have always held the kiwi bird in high regard. They called it the hidden bird of Tāne, the God of the forest - or ‘te manu huna a Tāne’ in the native language. Cloaks made out of kiwi feathers, known as ‘kahu kiwi’ were treasures (taonga) reserved exclusively for tribal chiefs. These feathers are still believed to hold high heritage value in present times. European settlers took a little longer to show fondness for this peculiar little bird. The kiwi actually caught European attention in 1811 after the its skin ended up in the hands of British Museum zoologist George Shaw. Upon inspection, Shaw created his own artistic impression of the bird in question - which, in truth, was closer aligned to that of a penguin. By 1851, however, more was known about this curious creature - and London Zoo became the first place outside of New Zealand to house a living kiwi. The female bird spent 15 years alone in this strange new environment, as hundreds of little spotted kiwi in her homeland were slaughtered for their soft, grey pelts. Illustration of Little-Spotted Kiwi from the 1873 Book “A History of the Birds of New Zealand” © Wikimedia Commons Setting the scene: the kiwi as an emblem The first depiction of the kiwi as New Zealand’s national symbol can be traced as far back as the early 1900s. In 1904, the New Zealand Free Lance printed a cartoon by J. C. Blomfield which showed a plucky kiwi as it transformed into a moa - an extinct native bird species which, at the time, was deemed to be much tougher than its smaller companion. This was timed to celebrate the All Blacks rugby team’s first test match win against their British motherland. A year later, cartoonist Trevor Lloyd drew another kiwi to signify the rugby team’s controversial loss against Wales. This time, the bird was shown to be struggling to swallow their adversary. Also in 1905, an image of a kiwi and a kangaroo on their way to a colonial conference featured in the Westminster Gazette. By 1908, the kiwi had replaced other commonly-used symbolic images to become the key emblem for national cartoons - especially in the sporting arena. Before that, the moa, fern leaves, a boy and a lion cub were the main images that depicted the New Zealand identity. Moa and Kiwi Illustration, published circa 1902 © Wikimedia Commons War and the birth of a national symbol Before the First World War, the kiwi bird was primarily a representation of New Zealand as a whole - but not its people. That being said, the use of a kiwi as a military symbol can actually be traced as far back as 1866, when it was adopted by the South Canterbury Battalion. In the early 1900s, New Zealanders were largely referred to internationally as ‘En Zed(der)s’, ‘Maorilanders’ and sometimes even ‘Fernleaves’. During the First World War, New Zealand soldiers were dubbed Pig Islanders or Diggers - but eventually, they also became known as Kiwis. This description was believed not to come out of any kind of physical attribute, but rather the stature and good-mannered nature of New Zealand soldiers. The kiwi was also the nickname of choice for the sole reason that it was unique to the country. Since then, the kiwi continued to flourish as a local icon. When the first New Zealand currency was released in 1934, the bird became one its most prominent features - appearing in the two-shilling coin as well as the ten-shilling and one-pound notes. Also in the 1930s, a campaign from the Department of Health promoting the eating of fruit included a poster aimed at the ‘healthy Kiwi’. New Zealanders were once again being described as Kiwis in the international stage once the Second World War came around - a nickname that was greatly welcomed by all soldiers except for aspiring airmen (mostly because of the ‘flightless bird’ connotation). The armed forces’ rugby team, which successfully toured Britain after the war, was also known as the Kiwis. Roundel of the Royal New Zealand Air Force © Wikimedia Commons From the 1940s until the 1980s, the kiwi earned full recognition as a patriotic symbol. A huge fibreglass kiwi was used to promote a new Kiwi brand bacon; a ‘Goodnight Kiwi’ cartoon marked the end of the television broadcast day; the 1960s Prime Minister was nicknamed ‘Kiwi Keith’ Hollyoake; people played the Kiwi Golden Lottery and supported the Kiwi rugby league team… Essentially, the only thing that wasn’t known as a ‘kiwi’ in New Zealand was the green fruit previously known as a Chinese Gooseberry - which, in 1959, was officially renamed it as ‘kiwifruit’ to curb any confusion. And it didn’t stop there. When a new currency was floated in 1985, it became labelled ‘the kiwi’. As government services were privatised, a Kiwi Share for taxpayers was introduced. After the Golden Kiwi Lottery ceased operations in 1989, the game Instant Kiwi became its replacement. Since the 1960s, more than 57 children’s books about the kiwi have been written. In 2002, a government-owned financial institution called Kiwibank was created. Since the early 2000s, New Zealand’s native bird has seen a drastic decrease in numbers. Regardless, the Kiwi identity is well ingrained and stronger than ever - with countless signs, slogans and Kiwiana identifiers playing their part in shaping the country’s national sense of cohesion. One of the Proposed Designs From New Zealand’s Most Recent Flag Change Referendum © Wikimedia Commons

[@cheekyb71]

Well, kiwifruit are actually Chinese gooseberries - they grow really well here and were rebranded as kiwifruit because kiwi birds are indigenous to Aotearoa and Zespri (the company responsible for the export of the fruit) wanted to control the market with an iconic name. What is annoying though is that Americans call the fruit "kiwi".... guys the bird is a kiwi, the people are kiwis, the fruit is a kiwifruit

[@soggynug5395]

*triggered*

[@scrubdaddy6483]

"AUSTRLIANS THROW SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE" **Triggered**

[@Andreas-ow5lg]

Scrub Daddy thank you It's a PRAWN

[@kaydin1275]

I know right

[@lyssaclips2017]

Scrub Daddy ITS A PRAWN

[@o.s__tm3924]

Ah you seriously serious shrimp there prawns

[@trinitygutteridge6175]

Agreed, I mean wtf is a shrimp anyways lol

[@MartinRiosIII]

New Zealanders (Kiwis) are the most friendly and respectful people you will ever meet! I went to New Zealand last year and I was amazed at how kind the people of New Zealand treated me. Everyone was so nice and helpful. Best country I’ve ever visited! thanks for sharing this video mate. Much love from Martin, in Cupertino California! 😃😃

[@themillwall442]

Until they belt you if you hold a football!

[@Podcastage]

This was the driest thing I’ve watched in ages and I loved every second of it.

[@boshvasara]

A taste of New Zealand humor for ya XD

[@elliot7855]

this was trash education you sheep worshippers dont know what your talking about

[@boshvasara]

...... I'm Australian ...... but ok mate

[@elliot7855]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3S7npmqeqdgi8U watch that guy he is way better than how to dad

[@Amarik62]

Death youtube Gaming salty Bitch😂Sheeps are better than your gay ass kangaroos

[@pallavisingh1099]

The picture of Kangaroos kicking each other in the beginning had me dying 😂😂

[@MikeTyson0700]

Hello Pallavi how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

[@MikeTyson0700]

I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida and you?

[@Kiwinan1701]

They do actually go hard and can disembowel each other…

[@Kiwinan1701]

Ah…the old fight for the girls! The girls are just standing there rolling their eyes…

[@anantanupam3]

This was very, very important.

[@PuRpLePoNcHo]

Togs Togs Togs Togs Togs *UNDIES*

[@procrastinatorqueen]

*NZ Maori* Good meme.

[@breekarmenkaata7988]

*NZ Maori* So true ma' dud

[@bigraaks2530]

That jgeeks reference tho nice 👍

[@ameliaelizabeth8472]

*NZ Maori* I love that ad!!

[@Sophie-xk9wx]

Undies undies undies

[@GreenElixir]

OMFG, the dry delivery and the editing are spot on bro. Perfect.

[@ciara3821]

no one: how to dad: ah ye g'day

[@TheJapanChannelDcom]

You baffled the hell out of the yanks with this one, mate. But we got ya.

[@lisaannand4868]

Love all of your videos but this is definitely one of my faves! G’day from Darwin! 😊👍

[@dainah105]

Lisa Annand aye wtf I’m in Darwin too

[@dainah105]

Small place

[@lisaannand4868]

Maikkai Mii Hi! That’s awesome 😊

[@lllFeanorlll]

Lies, they don't have the internets in Darwin.

[@nellie8349]

Auckland (don't bully me bout that😂)

[@taniwhab3860]

"Cool small, not haha small" - that bit was GENIUS!!

[@Noname-jw1pk]

New Zealand and Australia is the best example of two siblings..😂

[@jonathanyarak9891]

Australia is the older better one

[@helloversion1174]

We are better

[@M.Đ-z4u]

@@jonathanyarak9891 never been there but zealand is better

[@cherbert8614]

@Luca yeah nah brah, now fark off

[@cherbert8614]

@Luca NZ is the better 🤣❤️🇦🇺

[@kerwinma5607]

Ozzies: Cheers mate! Kiwis: Chur Bro!

[@PersephoneParadox]

Very heavily true that one. 😂

[@honork12]

Lol

[@PersephoneParadox]

@Luca cool.

[@cateyes598]

South Africans say.. Cheers bro

[@1legend517]

Aussies, not Ozzys!!

[@alienc]

As an Australian I think I am more New Zealander than Australian. And I am refreshingly happy with that.

[@alienc]

@Drgnfli I find myself using more nz mannerisms and even humour over Australian counterparts

[@aderiancreature8464]

@Drgnfli sounds like I want to live there...🤔 but I am German and way too home-bounded

[@zel3888]

so .... you confuse your "i" and "e" sounds and have an inferiority complex? And you're happy with this?

[@1legend517]

Nice try, fake account. No one here in Australia would say or think that. 😂

[@Vandezza]

OMG!!!! I only just realized Jandal means a Japanese Sandal!!!! Mind blown!!!!

[@adopt-a-pet-istanbul]

Aren't those flip flops though? :D

[@Kiwinan1701]

Also excellent for disciplining teenage males! I believe certain Mums in Australia use a scuff…

[@jeng3805]

Me (Aussie): the shit is a Jandal??? When he explained it I get it, but bloody hell, never heard of that one before 😂

[@rockydluffy2537]

Bruh, my confusion when an Aussie friend told me to bring a thong. I was like " WTF was he planning to do with me??? Why dafuq does he want me to bring a thong??? i dont even have one!" Thank God for google, save me from the embarrassment of asking him what he's planning on doing, and saved me money from buying a "thong" XD

[@Raven-cf5qd]

We never say bring a thing we say bring ya thongs.

[@gggumball]

this is why my cousins call them something else but i forgot what they call them

[@dainah105]

“Australians chuck shrimps on the barbie” *”shrimps”* *Triggered*

[@nko-tz9bx]

Maikkai Mii That’s New Zealand for ya

[@RiptideKuroki]

As soon as he spelled us as “Ozzys” instead of Aussies I was lowkey triggered but I love this video lmao

[@martinsiitia8758]

Jeremy Borja i think he did that on purpose

[@elijah_2005]

Ozzyman reviews. That's all I have to say

[@humanpeopleperson]

AND ‘SHRIMP’?! THEY ARE PRAWNS but i love his channel

[@boj6798]

Same

[@thegachashow3021]

Jeremy Borja I think he did it on purpose 😂😂😂😂

[@shelbymiller6144]

This American is well educated on this hot topic now. Thank you

[@Thaoptimystic]

Shelby Miller

[@ErykaSoleil]

Same! ^_^

[@kronosecw]

J J to be honest it's not that... It's that we've renamed NZ Middle Earth.

[@shelbymiller6144]

J J yeah.... that’s not right at all😂 there’s a lot of things to hate on Americans for but that’s not one of them

[@godlygamer911]

J J I really hope you see the irony in that comment.

[@rachelcookie321]

I moved to New Zealand from Scotland when I was 7 and when I was about 8 we were camping and we were walking a footpath into town. I ran ahead of my parents because they walk slow and I was bored of walking slow and I passed an Australian couple. As they walked past they said “g’day” and I was in shock. I didn’t know how to respond to that so I just stopped in my tracks and stared at them as they walked away.

[@willowbreezefire9818]

Alot of ppl who aren't aussie or a kiwi can't tell the difference between the accents. Being a proud aussie, i can tell you we don't say "Fesh en cheps". lmao

[@wugwanbaby8536]

Potato Potato Yes!😂 yous say "fesh en cheps mate, want some fesh en cheps" 😂

[@tal6445]

Potato Potato That’s exactly how aussies say it “fesh and cheeeps” 😂😂

[@aidanluap1066]

no, you say feesh and cheaps

[@morganick]

Potato Potato Oh rEally...?

[@Abby-pb1kf]

I’m a kiwi and when I went to the USA people were like “your from Australia?” Or “Your from Newzealand or Australia right?” But our accents are so different 😂

[@scottjane4814]

"That would be a lap too far" cause this house is already crowded" dude I literally cracked up out loud in the middle of a maccas at this video. Best "how to" video by far. (And yes I was eating a kiwi burger at maccas) All you missed out was the iconic cricket world cup rolling ball saga. This video is absolute gold! Chur

[@javanfrench]

Love that NZ pride. You just earned a brand new subscriber.

[@NotMyWillButThineBeDone]

I’m embarrassed it’s taken me this long to come across your channel..... just recommended by KZbin; and I in turn recommended to all friends & family. Cheers from USA ❤️😂👌🏽

[@marissaonyoutube]

1. HILARIOUS 2. We don’t put ‘shrimp’ on the bbq we call them ‘prawns’ and we put stake, kebabs or sausages on the bbq 3. I’m not offended the video was SO FUNNY

[@OfficiallyMasky]

Shrimp ???? It's called a prawn

[@LalathiSpace]

Well at least its the same thing Starya XD

[@OfficiallyMasky]

Art Lukas starya? You mean straya?

[@LalathiSpace]

Oh yea BUT STILL

[@OfficiallyMasky]

Art Lukas yeah I knowww

[@brockhardwick6486]

SHRIMP-O

[@adamemac]

Thanks for the education! I wasn't aware of 90% of it, so thanks for that. You're flippin hilarious, dude!

[@Sassycatxx]

We don't call them shrimp, esky is a brand , staya is just slang we say jokingly lol

[@Sassycatxx]

adam mac and g'day is def Aussie

[@PeterKnagge]

Togs is actually Australian (www.slang-dictionary.org/australian-slang/Togs, theconversation.com/togs-or-swimmers-why-australians-use-different-words-to-describe-the-same-things-52007). Not that I'm bitter about that. The biggest difference is Kiwis call Aussies Orzees, while Aussies call Kiwis sheep fuckers! Right.

[@daggylmcgra9653]

Wrong. Sheep shaggers.

[@MarcelPopular]

Oi tudo bem? voce pode se inscrever no meu canal? obrigado! abraço forte!

[@lauram.3666]

I can't get over the CHILLY BIN 🤣. A brilliant name that makes cooler sound positively uncool.

[@KerinGedge]

Hey Bro! Cool to see another Kiwi doing well on KZbin! :) That was great, going to show my Aussie wife tomorrow :p

[@LalathiSpace]

Damn she is gonna be screaminggg

[@katnance6155]

We don’t put shrimp on the barbie! They’re bloody prawns. Plus. Not even. We tend to put steaks and sausages more lol.

[@gaiagirlgoesglobal]

That ad was made for Americans, and they don’t know what prawns are

[@tadghb]

Yes Yank's know what prawns are. Lol

[@gaiagirlgoesglobal]

Ok let me clarify...they call them shrimp whereas we call them prawns

[@katnance6155]

Lol. Yes. That ad is the whole reason people think we say shrimp. 🤣

[@maxmackinlay618]

We eat both. For the record shrimps are little, come pre-peeled and are good in fried rice. Prawns are much bigger and are usually sold with the shell on.

[@potaka79]

This is hilarious, well done. The rest of the world is reading the comment section and has know understanding of the shit talk that happens across the ditch on a daily basis. ANZAC Pride.

[@lexisnooze8669]

Oh this was hilarious! I'm half Aussie and half kiwi and oh, I laughed so hard!

[@kineko7823]

The family gatherings might be fun, huh? XD

[@TwoCraZyEyes0]

we need more straya vs new zealand!

[@rodgygormin]

haha better than balls and no penis, but still you are wrong.

[@jamiewix1597]

Mr_NarwhaL it's not straya it's Australia

[@daggylmcgra9653]

Yeah, Straya v Nya Zild!

[@taylorthrelfall8998]

1 it's Australia 2 half of this is wrong 3 this guy should come over to austraila and see how much shit he got wrong 4 i hope this guy gets the most hate that he has ever heard from the Australian

[@nzfoy3568]

I live in aus and it looks pretty accurate to me Taylor.

[@TheForestFamily]

I’m actually so jealous of whoever locked this guy down

[@JoJo2TheGoGo]

American here, my roommate is a kiwi and he thought this was spot on and hilarious. I introduce him to people as an Aussie just cause I know there's no way to possibly degrade him further than calling him one of those thieves

[@vivc4187]

Ouch 😅 we are not that bad haha. Do you degrade Canadians by calling them American also?

[@EH23831]

Oi! I feel attacked! Strewth, cobber!

[@evie723]

I love how he didn’t say “I hope no Australians were harmed in the making of this video.” Like he does in all the other videos. 😂

[@tristenallen4983]

“Australians call this a fish, when it’s clearly a fush”

[@Takara8tt]

I feel so informed now! 👍

[@TheGentleman1987]

I once read on 9gag the following: "what do you call a sophisticated Australian? A New Zealand."

[@insertclevernamehere2506]

Fact: Kiwis moving to Australia raise the overall IQs of both countries ;)

[@custodianvrael6471]

@@insertclevernamehere2506 See, as an Ozzy, I don't disagree.

[@maddyg3208]

You haven't met the same Kiwis I have

[@1legend517]

New Zealand is the name of the country. Surely you mean New ZealandER or Kiwi. But nice joke... almost.

[@thephaneron3676]

Love it bro. I swear we're the most self deprecating countries in the world. And it's all friendly banter.

[@jessicabrokenshow8442]

Naww but u kiwis love us Aussies really! And we love u guys too! 🇳🇿🇦🇺 best neighbors eva!

[@jessicabrokenshow8442]

Oh and “jandals” look like “thongs” on ur feet if u think about it... like if ur foot is a butt and between ur toe is the crack! See makes sense! 🤣

[@kiwigirljacks]

True! 😁😉👍

[@vtheory7531]

We love you too Aussies! 🇦🇺❤🇳🇿

[@eerereps]

3:01 I like the way he just walks away...

[@shelleymac2086]

a lap too phar & this is house is already crowded.... hehehe phar lap reference and crowded house which the Ozzy's stole from us Kiwi's too.

[@ErykaSoleil]

I was wondering if that was an in-joke, thanks!

[@Arcane7707]

That's right, we pinched it when you let your guard down for that split second, and we would do it again

[@shelleymac2086]

sounds about right.... shall i had add the infamous cricket game with under arm bowling saga.... that will probably start a whole new wave of Oz vs Kiwi rivalry. :-)

[@pahrisandtrystandothings8379]

Australia's 10 most popular traditional foods Chicken parmigiana. This classic Aussie chicken dish - with roots in Italian-American cooking - is a staple offering on pretty much every pub menu in the country. ... Barbequed snags (aka sausages) ... Lamingtons. ... A burger with 'the lot' ... Pavlova. ... Meat pies. ... Barramundi. ... Vegemite on Toast source google

[@matthewyoung7197]

Look he's totally right but since I'm Australian and we're lazy with words as much as I recognise Jandal and chilly bin make more sense I'm still using thong and Eski cause they're shorter and easier to roll off the tongue. That's basically why we butcher the English language, we're so laid back that we can't be fucked going the full mile when we can use half the letters and still be understood.

[@taniorawiiremu8373]

Then how come you always add vowels to the end of words especially "o"

[@lifesong8484]

@@taniorawiiremu8373 only the bogans do that.

[@lifesong8484]

Esky was the main Aussie brand selling cooler boxes which is why ppl just ended up saying 'bring the esky'. Lazy Aussies at it again it seems 😅

[@CazTails]

As a Brit, that's a cool box you dimbo

[@pavoniss]

@@CazTails As an American it's a cooler you dingus.

[@clabood]

Love the reference to Phar Lap and Crowded House 😂

[@kikigen310]

New Zealand got good kiwi fruit while Australia got strawberries with sewing needles in them . . . yup, the good life

[@sunny_stonefurry61]

That’s a. Big oof

[@brookeryan2770]

@@Randomperson-cv4oo im really confused.. they were being sarcastic bro, calm down. 🍆

[@bodyofhope]

🥝🥝🥝🥝

[@patriciaocampo4612]

pugiwugi11 why u taking it so seriously why so salty mate he’s just being sarcastic and we chill out here and what u said is like if I said “oh u guys just have some dumb animal that can’t simply walk backwards” oh and our country it’s bootiful if u haven’t seen it u must have been living under a rock mate Btw to all aussies out there why do u call a jandal a thong... isn’t that woman undies.

[@glensomething2800]

@@Randomperson-cv4oo IM TRIGGERED REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[@SpicyTrekker]

I just love how you say & present things, like you seem to be shy or pretentious and it makes me laugh. Subscribed for years!

[@ZeinaIan]

God dammit we even have to tell the Kiwis that we don't put shrimp on the barbie. We call them prawns, prawns okay. On a more serious note, good video.

[@craigmccullough7333]

Zeina Ian a prawn by any other name is still a shrimp!

[@petastafford908]

Craig McCullough yeah but here in Australia nobody and I mean literally nobody calls it a 'shrimp' it's a bloody prawn!

[@606-k8i]

Army?

[@basicallyemily6642]

Zeina Ian ikr it’s prawns

[@jamieingels1190]

Oh... so you think your shrimp are bigger than ours?

[@thatgirlinokc3975]

So informative, thank you. Reading the comments though it appears there were some "in jokes" and I am on the outside. Maybe a part 2? 😁❤ love to the family!

[@oramonika9758]

that girl in okc Near the end of the video he say "a LAP to FAR" referring to a horse named Phar-lap a winner of many races that Australia claimed as their own. Also mentioned a "Crowed House" a famous New Zealand Band Australia also claimed as their own.

[@thatgirlinokc3975]

Ora Monika definitely needs a part 2. I never knew. By the way we call chillys, coolers in Oklahoma

[@An19941]

Ora Monika thanks for explaining :)

[@oramonika9758]

that girl in okc Coolers make alot more sence than the Ozzie Eskys lol

[@sharielane]

How is Crowded House a NZ band that is somehow incorrectly claimed by Oz (as is inferred)? The band formed on Australian soil (Melbourne 1985) and two of the three founding members are Australian. At best it's a partial NZ band.

[@Cryptic_]

As a New Zealander this makes me happy

[@Leon.bro73]

Kia ora, I would just like to say this was SPOT ON. As a kiwi who travels a lot I always get asked if I'm from Australia, then I ask them why they thought that and they say cause u sound like your from Australia and I'm like nooooo We do not sound the sammeee!!!!

[@kaylag5043]

As an Aussie this is really funny to watch!

[@smilest14]

Surely you know that Aussies don't say shrimp ... prawns man

[@gemmachandler9072]

the hell those r 2 different things

[@aotnz4055]

Hahahaha, surely you know he was taking the piss

[@lander783]

You just said it then!

[@itsnytetime8758]

Yea gotta agree with u there and im a nzer

[@mattwakefield4147]

Shanehbleh Pinehbleh YES

[@ILikeGoodSmellies]

New Zealand: "Chilly Bin" Australia: "Esky" USA: "Cooler" As an American the two different names that thr countries call the *cooler* tripped my up lmao

[@CJ-vk4le]

I am a kiwi living in Australia, every day at one of the places I work people (staff and clients) made fun of my accent. Can be a bit hard when you constantly get it but I had a good laugh watching this video! Thanks 'how to dad' for putting a smile on our faces

[@Chasejones2004]

Your a kiwi Māori?

[@Fabroskii]

"A lap too phar" ahhaAHaHHAhahAhAHAHaHAH OMG I haven't laughed like that in years.

[@Alley41972]

What? I dont undertsand :P

[@cbscbs9090]

Phar lap

[@sazzpic]

Lost it at thong xDD 2:24

[@xxpinayheartsxx]

Hahahaha!!!!! When I was in Rotorua at the Tamaki Maori Village my husband and I could not stop laughing at the banters of Kiwi's vs. the Ozzie's! I fell in love with a cake that tasted like marshmallows but had a texture of a meringue. The people we were sitting with were Ozzie's (well a big majority of the tour groups were Ozzie's) and I immediately said, "this tastes sooo good! What kind of dessert is this?" The Ozzie's quickly said, "it is Pavlova and we were the ones that created this dessert not the Kiwi's." The maori host over heard and he jokingly said no we made it first but it was stolen from us from the Ozzie's! Also at the end of the banquet the Maori tribe said remember these 2 words we say in New Zealand.... "All Blacks..." My husband & I are from Orlando, Florida (we are called Floridian). We definitely can tell a huge difference between the Kiwis & the Ozzie's! We could not stop laughing soo hard at the banters of Pavlova & All Blacks Rugby team! Hahahaha!!!!! Cheers!

[@Ali-lj1cy]

gaily Bunny aww Rotorua my home town❤️

[@xxpinayheartsxx]

Alisha Awesome!!!! Rotorua is a Beautiful city!!!!! We wished we had more time to explore Rotorua! We were there for 2 days: Day 1 we went to Hells Gate & Tamaki Maori Village. Day 2 Rainbow Springs. Everyone was very nice, kindhearted, & welcoming. We made a friend with a kiwi in Auckland & we kept in touch since then in 2016! Her & her bf plan on visiting us next year since we live in Orlando, FL. they want to go to Disney World! We will be hosting them! Really excited to see them! My hubby & I fell in Love with New Zealand! We got to explore both North & South Islands on our 2 week late honeymoon (we got married in April 2012 & saved up a lot to go to NZ Sept.19-Oct.2, 2016). It was sooo hard to leave NZ. I cried on the plane when we were flying out to go back home to the states. Hubby & I will visit NZ again in the near future! Thank you New Zealand for being such Beautiful & Kindhearted people! 😘💖

[@anarchycastro]

You're bloody welcome.

[@C0maT0ast]

That banter has helped keep us mates since the dawn of the ANZACS. We tease each other (Aussies vs Kiwis), play Sports against each other and fight beside each other. As an Aussie, at the end of the day, I'd sooner have a beer with a Kiwi than fight against them.

[@nelhnz6980]

Same (as a Kiwi).

[@allisonhoff5805]

I think this should be a series all it's own! More! More!

[@Rissa-Eshopifiz]

LOVE THIS BLOKE!! Hahaha he's awesome, we really do love our Auzzie neighbors, they are awesome and we love to take the piss out of them but hey they do it straight back and we love it hehehe

[@angusmohr2239]

"Australians stole the pavlova" *several people are typing*

[@melissahalford9287]

I'm an Aussie. The pav is all yours :)

[@rog9144]

yup.

[@TeaBurn]

"This is obviously a Jandal"...that's the first I've ever heard of that. I've always known them as flip-flips in Canada and the US.

[@hiloboy4life2002]

dude you are a natural comedian,i just subscribed.aloha from hawaii.

[@kingcodester1112]

We may have our differences but in the end we're both more than just neighbours, lol

[@monicamac2122]

Yep, I always say that Kiwis are our cousins from across the ditch. We might take the piss out of each other every chance we get, lol, but when the chips are down, we will stand together :)

[@m.elinorpoi4332]

I'm kiwi and u guys are absolutely right we are neighbours and cousins but also the thorns in each other arses that we can't seem to get rid of Lol.... Jokes!!!

[@jawn892]

Damned right. I see it as friendly digging, in much the same way that South Australia and Victoria rib each other occasionally. I hope we'd have NZ's back if they needed it, and I'm sure they'd have ours, too. After all, NZ makes up 40% of the name ANZAC :P

[@petastafford908]

Kiwis are like our siblings. You love them but you also fucking hate them lol

[@avafleming3322]

KingCodester111 closest allies:))

[@lynnebax261]

😂😂 definitely need a part 2 !

[@MikeTyson0700]

Hello Lynne how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

[@MikeTyson0700]

I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida and you?

[@TheLegoJungle]

I love the sense of humor of both Straya and New Zealand :D

[@rudrapratapbasu5299]

I am sold, I am subscribing to you channel mate!

[@stedwards311]

I want to see a collab between Ozzy Man and How to DAD so I can compare the accents side by side.

[@jjp-got7418]

I'd love to visit both New Zealand and Australia one day! I imagined it is very beautiful. Oh i hope this pandemic goes away quick T.T

[@Takerai-Higgs]

aussie from the shows ive seen and outback truckers is mostly a desert with some lushness in certain parts and New Zealand has a few deserts and mostly lushness and/or dry farm land

[@ChaiduLzHax]

Its related to Indonesian-Malaysian relationship. Love-hate relationship. LeL

[@academy_killer]

I really don't think so because our countries are(were[?]) more hostile towards each other but these people are just vibing.

[@devilundercover]

Syahidul Haq more of a Malaysian- Singapore relationship. We love Indonesia . Y’all so chill. Then Singaporeans think their food is good. Joke. Malaysian food wins every time. Singapore laksa? Mate, you trippin- Sarawak laksa, laksa Johor too it’s all

[@asian6oy]

@@devilundercover maybe come to Singapore to get your education - food is all about preference, but okay bro.

[@firmanimad]

@@academy_killer yea cause we had some bad history. And a lot of fools just won't drop it for some reason.

[@ellahuber5824]

Like Austria and Germany

[@squalloogal]

😆😆😆🇦🇺 all the laughs for this video. You’re alright mate. Best wishes from the West Island (cause there are so many kiwis here) 👍🇦🇺😆

[@teamtina5571]

Thanks for doing these.

[@MikeTyson0700]

Hello Tina how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

[@MikeTyson0700]

I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida and you?

[@nottodaysatan6472]

Another thing Australia stole from New Zealand, OUR FLAG. Dont get angry at me Aussies, im one of you guys smh but i'm speaking facts. We literally stole so many things from NZ its not even funny

[@shae.5674]

Name some pls & not stupid things like a dessert because who cares other than the people who are jealous that AUS is better..

[@cerisseraymondlogo3987]

I Love Your Username xD *NOT TODAY SATAN, NOT TODAY*

[@shae.5674]

Marcus DYE well there you go :)

[@gemmachandler9072]

yeah give us back are shit

[@jordanmckchicken3865]

@Marcus DYE new zealand made the flag we then copied it then made flew in 1901

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

Also, New Zealand has the All Blacks whereas Australia has a joke.

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

It's a joke, try not to take life so seriously. :)

[@kikigen310]

Our cricket team is a joke

[@dylanwagner4170]

Yes and your cricket is a joke

[@saxyman1365]

@Roger Lovell I wonder why.... Maybe because Australia has almost 6 times as many people you statistically blind person!

[@curious2999]

James Pike nobody in australia gives a fucking shit about rugby

[@leslieperkins2722]

I am so glad that I found your channel. You are hilarious!

[@timspare80]

The fish/fush thing always gets me 😄

[@Luke-tt3dt]

feesh/fush

[@tomkillerbean1907]

Feesh/fish

[@dracoqueen1263]

For Anyone Wondering, When He Mentioned The "house Being Crowded" It's A Reference To The NEW ZEALAND Band, Though Australians Try To Claim Them Because They Formed In Australia, BUT THEY ARE ALL NEW ZEALANDERS!.

[@AyeGee721]

If Kiwis don't wear 'budgy smugglers' as our togs, explain the good ol' trumpet ad consisting of "Togs togs togs undies!"

[@Tamdel]

Ash G I think that was an instructional for Aussie tourists lol. If you are gonna wear the budgie smugglers to the beach we may call them togs but if you leave that beach you will be embarrassing yourself.

[@AyeGee721]

I see them all the time at the beach, swimming pools etc. Surf life saving, they're a must for the blokes.

[@racketman2u]

yeah, he's wrong, what he called "budgie smugglers" are togs in NZ too, the other were "board shorts"

[@brotemca8020]

I personally believe that pavlova was created as a joint effort back before federation when New Zealand was going to be another Australian state, and Australia won it in the divorce.

[@theotherwayofstopping4717]

Real mates talk shit to each others' faces, not behind their backs. That's what Aussies and Kiwis do - regularly. From an Aussie living in NZ (who still calls it an "esky".....) PS - loved the references at the end!

[@Andre-16039]

Yea, pretty much.

[@susie9893]

First time I heard a kiwi call it a chilly box I thought he said shitty box. I was a little CONCERNED

[@simplesimon8255]

But if someone else talks shit, you kick their ass

[@steve8t2]

If you're claiming Pav, you also have to have Russell Crowe

[@kiwigirljacks]

Steven James 😂😂👍

[@davemckenna8591]

N O WAY HE said he was strayian

[@carmellitale-man2671]

No just our pavlova you can have Russell Crowe

[@uthinkaboutourplanet703]

It really took me a while to realize that he was singing Lorde's "Royals" in the end. XDD

[@231lghtwrkerbrntout]

But we share community when we see each other when we travel , best time i have was on the cruise ship and we both took the piss outb of every one , always have a respect for the Aussies , blessings from new Zealand

[@Aro_dynamic46]

I have NZ friend and we love making fun of each other’s country. And we always have the Pavlova debate 😂

[@jacobmasterz8278]

Cool if you were here in nz you will get picked on cause your aussie

[@frankiepop4290]

pavolva is from new zealand u aussies try and steal it from us.. it's our bro

[@zarisharshad6880]

I hope he doesn’t get demonetised for singing royals 😂

[@jamieingels1190]

Sounds like he knows less than 10 words of the song so he should be good👍

[@polynesian_tingz906]

NEW ZEALAND = KORGS RELATIVES TBH 🤙🏼🤙🏼

[@Hey_its_Koda]

okay -_- hello new doug. like a circle....yeah more like a freaky circle yeah. Lol i love the kiwi accent.

[@dragondov]

Thought he was South African.

[@Hey_its_Koda]

dragondov its more of maori accent. I think.

[@dragondov]

Ninja k Just googled it and you're right.

[@Hey_its_Koda]

Yeah maori people have a cool accent.

[@smellyolegoat150]

This the second video I've seen from this guy in the last half hour. He is hilarious! Is he an actual touring professional comedian?