THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND

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[@gemmachandler9072]

new Zealand and Australia are like two people having a dance off and all the other countrys are just standing around and have no clue whats going on

[@mcyg2079]

@Luke Zdanowicz thats a very biased view. most new zealanders would say the same to you.

[@dragons_for_life376]

I can see that as a comic

[@raideranimator6091]

@@mcyg2079 as a kiwi confirmed

[@raideranimator6091]

@Luke Zdanowicz frickin peice of hot dry turd

[@mcyg2079]

@Luke Zdanowicz well thats just proof what you said before is false and you do have a rivalry if you are insulting nz and saying you are better. Congrats

[@Dziewczynafajna]

No Australians were harmed during filming of this video.

[@Morderkaj]

Damnit.

[@lisasimpson4189]

I was severely harmed

[@cerisseraymondlogo3987]

*_Hopefully_*

[@queenhasarrived7755]

Mmmm, not at all... **wipes tears away**

[@hmmm-w7b]

Wiktoria L doubt that

[@Luna-jd1hf]

New Zealand and Australia have this weird friendship where we take the piss out of each other and judge everything that the other country does, that's true friendship

[@matthewcowell]

I thought that before moving to NZ. Kiwis really... don't like Aussies, where Aussies love NZ'ers (except in sport).

[@Man-bc8wv]

example aus and nz are taking the piss some other country trys to say something aus and nz are like hey dont fuck with us were hommies

[@panicattheboychemicalpilot1985]

Ummm... more like New zealand is Australias little brother you love em but ya also fuckin hate em I guess im a little brother though LMAO

[@TheDragonOfDojima04]

Same for US and Canada

[@blobfish7294]

You want to take our pavlova. New Zealand needs something to make it feel special. Grrr... Lord of the Rings has been completely dethroned by A Game of Thrones and we even have more sheep then you.

[@mrpandabites]

Being South African, I feel I can tell the difference really easily. If the we are beating the guy at rugby, he's an Australian. If he's beating us, it's a New Zealander.

[@thebomb1393]

Mr. Pandabites and Aussies slaughter you both at surfing.

[@m.elinorpoi4332]

Mr. Pandabite😂

[@lachlanwiegold]

This video is really wrong

[@tiaracarmel4887]

Yessss😂😂😂

[@shae.5674]

That’s probably because aussie’s don’t give a shit about rugby lol? I barely even hear about it. AFL is where it’s at. Come against us in AFL, a sport thar you don’t care about so we can see you fall like ducks lollll

[@kathleen0954]

You're so darn cute! Here in California, I met a "Kiwi" who was in front of me at the supermarket. I put my strawberries on the belt, and he picked them up and placed them on his side of the divider. I wasn't sure what he was doing, and looked at him confused, when he said "just wait..." Yada yada yada, he paid for my strawberries! I was astounded and followed him out thanking him profusely and asking his name.... His name was A.J., and when I noticed his accent I asked where he was from, to which he responded: "The most beautiful place on earth, New Zealand." And that was my experience with a Kiwi.... it was a most beautiful day and experience!

[@claireguillon7596]

Seriously? Dis he say why? Or was it just a spontaneous kind and generous act he made for a stranger just like that? Anyway that's beautiful ☺️

[@kathleen0954]

@@claireguillon7596 No, he didn't say why... it was just as you say, his spontaneous gesture. When I waved goodbye, he said "If I don't see you here, I'll see you there," (pointing to the heavens), and I knew I had crossed paths with a beautiful person. Thank you for your response!

[@claireguillon7596]

@@kathleen0954 that's awesome for once it didn't end up by him hitting on you and being a pain, just a nice, "free" gesture.. Beautiful! Thank YOU for the detailed response ☺️

[@kingkongbingbong9889]

Kia ora karen

[@SagebrushRambles]

@@jarredclarke5789 what does it matter?

[@Jesslovescoffee29]

As a Canadian who, when travelling abroad, is often mistaken for American, I understand your pain. Being a little nation next to a big, loud neighbour with a ~similar~ culture makes things confusing.

[@kiwibrazo3301]

YES

[@thatguy8777]

I mean, say what you want about Aus and NZ, but at least we're not as dumb as the us.

[@Ewabound571]

I say this as an American from Hawaii. Canadians are just much nicer. Lol that’s the difference, one’s loud and rude, and the other is Canadian.

[@kamelhaj6850]

I was brought up only a few miles from the Canadian border. I really didn't see much difference between the two countries, but now I'm 400 miles away from Canada and had to get used to it being a "foreign country"!

[@Hipnomanerdfeck]

The main difference being Canada's better

[@MartinRiosIII]

New Zealanders (Kiwis) are the most friendly and respectful people you will ever meet! I went to New Zealand last year and I was amazed at how kind the people of New Zealand treated me. Everyone was so nice and helpful. Best country I’ve ever visited! thanks for sharing this video mate. Much love from Martin, in Cupertino California! 😃😃

[@themillwall442]

Until they belt you if you hold a football!

[@Noname-jw1pk]

New Zealand and Australia is the best example of two siblings..😂

[@jonathanyarak9891]

Australia is the older better one

[@helloversion1174]

We are better

[@M.Đ-z4u]

@@jonathanyarak9891 never been there but zealand is better

[@cherbert8614]

@Luca yeah nah brah, now fark off

[@cherbert8614]

@Luca NZ is the better 🤣❤️🇦🇺

[@PuRpLePoNcHo]

Togs Togs Togs Togs Togs *UNDIES*

[@procrastinatorqueen]

*NZ Maori* Good meme.

[@breekarmenkaata7988]

*NZ Maori* So true ma' dud

[@bigraaks2530]

That jgeeks reference tho nice 👍

[@ameliaelizabeth8472]

*NZ Maori* I love that ad!!

[@Sophie-xk9wx]

Undies undies undies

[@TheJapanChannelDcom]

You baffled the hell out of the yanks with this one, mate. But we got ya.

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

Also, New Zealand has the All Blacks whereas Australia has a joke.

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

It's a joke, try not to take life so seriously. :)

[@kikigen310]

Our cricket team is a joke

[@dylanwagner4170]

Yes and your cricket is a joke

[@saxyman1365]

@Roger Lovell I wonder why.... Maybe because Australia has almost 6 times as many people you statistically blind person!

[@curious2999]

James Pike nobody in australia gives a fucking shit about rugby

[@scottjane4814]

"That would be a lap too far" cause this house is already crowded" dude I literally cracked up out loud in the middle of a maccas at this video. Best "how to" video by far. (And yes I was eating a kiwi burger at maccas) All you missed out was the iconic cricket world cup rolling ball saga. This video is absolute gold! Chur

[@smilest14]

Surely you know that Aussies don't say shrimp ... prawns man

[@gemmachandler9072]

the hell those r 2 different things

[@aotnz4055]

Hahahaha, surely you know he was taking the piss

[@lander783]

You just said it then!

[@itsnytetime8758]

Yea gotta agree with u there and im a nzer

[@mattwakefield4147]

Shanehbleh Pinehbleh YES

[@KerinGedge]

Hey Bro! Cool to see another Kiwi doing well on KZbin! :) That was great, going to show my Aussie wife tomorrow :p

[@LalathiSpace]

Damn she is gonna be screaminggg

[@NotMyWillButThineBeDone]

I’m embarrassed it’s taken me this long to come across your channel..... just recommended by KZbin; and I in turn recommended to all friends & family. Cheers from USA ❤️😂👌🏽

[@javanfrench]

Love that NZ pride. You just earned a brand new subscriber.

[@shelleymac2086]

a lap too phar & this is house is already crowded.... hehehe phar lap reference and crowded house which the Ozzy's stole from us Kiwi's too.

[@ErykaSoleil]

I was wondering if that was an in-joke, thanks!

[@Arcane7707]

That's right, we pinched it when you let your guard down for that split second, and we would do it again

[@shelleymac2086]

sounds about right.... shall i had add the infamous cricket game with under arm bowling saga.... that will probably start a whole new wave of Oz vs Kiwi rivalry. :-)

[@sazzpic]

Lost it at thong xDD 2:24

[@adamemac]

Thanks for the education! I wasn't aware of 90% of it, so thanks for that. You're flippin hilarious, dude!

[@Sassycatxx]

We don't call them shrimp, esky is a brand , staya is just slang we say jokingly lol

[@Sassycatxx]

adam mac and g'day is def Aussie

[@PeterKnagge]

Togs is actually Australian (www.slang-dictionary.org/australian-slang/Togs, theconversation.com/togs-or-swimmers-why-australians-use-different-words-to-describe-the-same-things-52007). Not that I'm bitter about that. The biggest difference is Kiwis call Aussies Orzees, while Aussies call Kiwis sheep fuckers! Right.

[@daggylmcgra9653]

Wrong. Sheep shaggers.

[@MarcelPopular]

Oi tudo bem? voce pode se inscrever no meu canal? obrigado! abraço forte!

[@matthewyoung7197]

Look he's totally right but since I'm Australian and we're lazy with words as much as I recognise Jandal and chilly bin make more sense I'm still using thong and Eski cause they're shorter and easier to roll off the tongue. That's basically why we butcher the English language, we're so laid back that we can't be fucked going the full mile when we can use half the letters and still be understood.

[@taniorawiiremu8373]

Then how come you always add vowels to the end of words especially "o"

[@lifesong8484]

@@taniorawiiremu8373 only the bogans do that.

[@lifesong8484]

Esky was the main Aussie brand selling cooler boxes which is why ppl just ended up saying 'bring the esky'. Lazy Aussies at it again it seems 😅

[@CazTails]

As a Brit, that's a cool box you dimbo

[@pavoniss]

@@CazTails As an American it's a cooler you dingus.

[@jessicabrokenshow8442]

Naww but u kiwis love us Aussies really! And we love u guys too! 🇳🇿🇦🇺 best neighbors eva!

[@jessicabrokenshow8442]

Oh and “jandals” look like “thongs” on ur feet if u think about it... like if ur foot is a butt and between ur toe is the crack! See makes sense! 🤣

[@kiwigirljacks]

True! 😁😉👍

[@vtheory7531]

We love you too Aussies! 🇦🇺❤🇳🇿

[@adamemac]

Yeah, you're not bitter in the slightest that Australians stole from your country. 😂😂

[@louiseclarke2507]

adam mac no we just hold it against them every chance we get.

[@adamemac]

Louise Clarke 😂😂

[@rodgygormin]

straya only stole straya. the kiwis are bitter cos they had to buy NEW zealand.

[@C0maT0ast]

Lol everyone is throwing around the term "stole"...we "borrowed", we just have no plans on giving it back in a hurry.

[@mcbain3188]

its not all bad, we also took Russel crowe

[@hey2360]

Before all the Australians attack us and say pavlova was invented in New Zealand the first recorded recipe of pavlova was from New Zealand

[@melissahalford9287]

I'm an Aussie. That's all yours :)

[@Kalani_Saiko]

actually the first recorded pavlova was invented by a French guy in the honour of the ballerina anna pavlova so technically IT'S NEITHER

[@hey2360]

FireFox playsroblox you can think that but it ain't true

[@Kalani_Saiko]

no I read it somewhere

[@drongotheroo6670]

Jaydin yh aye these aussie kids be like "nah *we* invented pavlova" me: -brings out every -*-non-australian-*- history book- oh read this it *cleary* says that new zealand made pavlova smh

[@msrainbowbrite]

I support two teams. New Zealand and anyone playing Australia lol

[@pollywolly7988]

Except when England are playing Australia - that's always a bugger on who to call for.

[@atreyu979]

MsRainbow Brite congrats on being my fav comment

[@Justagirlwithasmile]

It's the kiwi way.

[@rodgygormin]

yes that is absolutely how ignorant of the rest of the world that nz truly is. *insert own punctuation*

[@msrainbowbrite]

what? care to explain

[@AyeGee721]

If Kiwis don't wear 'budgy smugglers' as our togs, explain the good ol' trumpet ad consisting of "Togs togs togs undies!"

[@Tamdel]

Ash G I think that was an instructional for Aussie tourists lol. If you are gonna wear the budgie smugglers to the beach we may call them togs but if you leave that beach you will be embarrassing yourself.

[@AyeGee721]

I see them all the time at the beach, swimming pools etc. Surf life saving, they're a must for the blokes.

[@racketman2u]

yeah, he's wrong, what he called "budgie smugglers" are togs in NZ too, the other were "board shorts"

[@ChaiduLzHax]

Its related to Indonesian-Malaysian relationship. Love-hate relationship. LeL

[@academy_killer]

I really don't think so because our countries are(were[?]) more hostile towards each other but these people are just vibing.

[@devilundercover]

Syahidul Haq more of a Malaysian- Singapore relationship. We love Indonesia . Y’all so chill. Then Singaporeans think their food is good. Joke. Malaysian food wins every time. Singapore laksa? Mate, you trippin- Sarawak laksa, laksa Johor too it’s all

[@asian6oy]

@@devilundercover maybe come to Singapore to get your education - food is all about preference, but okay bro.

[@firmanimad]

@@academy_killer yea cause we had some bad history. And a lot of fools just won't drop it for some reason.

[@ellahuber5824]

Like Austria and Germany

[@tiaracarmel4887]

I've grown up in New Zealand for six years then moved to Aussies for six years then moved back to New Zealand for six years and am now in Aussie .. this video is one hundred percent accurate, and to those who think otherwise ...*flips the finger*

[@tiaracarmel4887]

Shrimp and prawns are different things and "shrimp on the Barbie" is just a popular saying, like "g'day mate" & "throwing boomerangs" are just an "Australian" thing. Y'all need to stop getting so triggered.😂😂😂

[@tiaracarmel4887]

And anyway pavlova is either New Zealand or just an international dish, not Australian, they're just trying to take it from new Zealand like they did Lorde😂😂😂

[@kit2130]

I'm curious why you keep moving back & forth every 6 years? 🤔😬

[@jacobmasterz8278]

Ive never been to australia so would not understand the life there

[@inb4ieatmentosboi729]

sut up is what my brother would say

[@laurenmick]

It’s true, he doesn’t sound like an Aussie 👍 From, an Aussie

[@timspare80]

The fish/fush thing always gets me 😄

[@Luke-tt3dt]

feesh/fush

[@tomkillerbean1907]

Feesh/fish

[@polynesian_tingz906]

NEW ZEALAND = KORGS RELATIVES TBH 🤙🏼🤙🏼

[@Hey_its_Koda]

okay -_- hello new doug. like a circle....yeah more like a freaky circle yeah. Lol i love the kiwi accent.

[@dragondov]

Thought he was South African.

[@Hey_its_Koda]

dragondov its more of maori accent. I think.

[@dragondov]

Ninja k Just googled it and you're right.

[@Hey_its_Koda]

Yeah maori people have a cool accent.

[@katgibbo3178]

They are called prawns

[@LalathiSpace]

No one cares. We say what we wanna say cus in google search its the same thing "Starya" XD

[@brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226]

Artistic Luke Prawns are a different species you dumb fuck but in terms of cooking there’s no difference between prawns and shrimps

[@LalathiSpace]

Ok, If your trying to offend me just keep trying because to me this is hilarious, Mostly because you guys are still going on about this.

[@brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226]

Artistic Luke that’s ironic

[@LalathiSpace]

What do you mean by ironic?

[@uthinkaboutourplanet703]

It really took me a while to realize that he was singing Lorde's "Royals" in the end. XDD

[@40GamesAG]

Wait I’m not even Australian and I know they don’t put prawns on the barbie...

[@kaseywilson6486]

KentuckyWallChicken yeah because they put shrimps on...that was a weak attempt at humor I’m sorry😂😂

[@childishalbino1663]

We do put prawns on the barbie. Never have I said the word ‘Shrimp’ in my life here in Straya. People were gullible when they saw some dumb American tourism advertisement.

[@bonk984]

I'm Australian and we never put prawns on the barbie, we mainly cook sausage, steak, lamb chops and sometimes bacon

[@BornAgainCynic0086]

I certainly do put prawns on the barbie! Yum!

[@juliaconnell]

can attest that Aussies very much put prawns on barbies

[@wce4eva843]

Not all Australians say Straya - its a Victorian thing. I'm from WA and ive only ever heard Victorians say Straya....

[@Sassycatxx]

WCE4Eva! Ahhh that's not a Victorian thing, that's a bogan thing ....

[@Sassycatxx]

I've heard more Queenslanders say it than Victorians

[@wce4eva843]

I’ve heard all the posh Vics I know say Straya.

[@baylee8929]

WCE4Eva! haha nope no one in Victoria says straya

[@wce4eva843]

All the Vics I know do...

[@vinityrourth4703]

This Australian dude is funny.

[@danahuhu225]

Its alright Vinity some people are a bit slow...

[@jawn892]

(Dana, they're probably from NZ :-D)

[@petastafford908]

Andrea Ellis I mean....

[@danahuhu225]

cheeky ...haha

[@danaegwen7383]

😂

[@lisalorenzen8192]

I'm a kiwi, but Australians are called aussies not ozzys I think

[@juanvalle2549]

I think its because of the phoneticall way of say it. We are argies apparently (Argentina)

[@aspenator42]

Say what you will, but no Australian has ever chucked a "shrimp on the barbie"

[@laurenhutchy]

Us Aussies stole the pav fair and square there is no way you’re taking that away from us.

[@andreaellis4377]

Lauren Hutchesson we don't have to take what is ours in the 1st place.

[@l.o.v.aempire9763]

BITCH U GOT THE BOMMERANG, WIFI, LAMINGTON, DB BEER,FAIRY BREAD, ETC Nope Pav is *KIWI* property FUC OFF

[@laurenhutchy]

L.O.V.A empire FAIRY BREAD IS GROSS AND EVEN THOUGH WE INVENTED IT OUR WIFI IS RIDICULOUSLY SLOW. WE ARE KEEPING THE PAV AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

[@charleskema2009]

Aotearoa, if you want to be right, hi from your cousin from Hawaii.

[@lornaamaru799]

charleskema2009 Kia Ora Cuz

[@chantalfinn6173]

Rugged individual

[@AyAReI00]

Very proud of the LOTR thing 😎😏

[@UtpoiyaMon_TituMousom]

you made me love new zealand and try to gain knowledge about it and its history

[@teletubbie.po.]

'I'm not from straya im from new zilin'

[@AhhhTube]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE your vids! Almost pee myself laughing :D The dad vids are killer.

[@The_Life]

Flight of the Conchords is the most New Zealand thing I know

[@andrewscotteames4718]

One thing y’all have in common is that Americans generally love your accents.

[@FenderFingers72]

As an American I totally get you guys busting each other balls from the different countries. The USA and UK do the same thing. We still love them shhhh don’t telll

[@gemmachandler9072]

like honestly we went through war together and we still dislike each other

[@lander783]

Jokes man im not seriously hatin on Aussies alotta good Aussies out there...now back to the arguing haha!

[@parisbeauchamp6760]

YEAH NEW ZEALAND BOIIIS

[@lisas5913]

G'day from Sydney, love your Pavlovas 😋

[@craffte]

was waiting for the crowded house ref

[@silverfox1160]

Wait... I was born in Newzealand, but I live in Australia. *i am confuzzled*

[@themillwall442]

Very good. Love Kiwis. From 'Straya!

[@thewiggles4113]

I’m from Australia and this was hilarious

[@GraemeBray]

Use all the letters in New Zealand.......but then you just call it En-Zed..............and leave out all the vowels in every other words when talking.

[@Carole_Baskin]

*Un Zud

[@danahuhu225]

actually its NZ

[@ilovebug]

fush and chups LMAO IMA KIWI

[@dinas.m8298]

I have to bestfriends one is from Australia and the other is from New Zealand and they bully, annoy and make fun of each other 24/7 but they always got each other's backs like they are siblings by blood😂 that's what I call true friendship they never let anyone mess with them especially my Australian friend she is scary af she uses her fists if she is angry while my friend from New Zealand uses her words and her evil stares that pierces through anyone😂 I truly have the bestfriends ever💜

[@NestorMandela]

That Lorde rendition at the end was top notch, sublime.

[@andreaellis4377]

Australians do not wear budgie smugglers unless they are under 2 years old or over 70 years old. We don't chuck shrimp on the barbie, we never eat shrimp, we eat prawns, not on the barbie. New Zealanders want to be Australian, that's why so many of them live here

[@werebilbyj4449]

The only Australian that chucks shrimp on the barbie is Paul flippin' Hogan! We have snags and steaks over here ;)

[@BrockMak]

Phar Lap (Champion Horse, specimen kept in Australia), Crowded House (NZ band, lives in Australia).

[@lander783]

Stop it lol...stop stealing our things!

[@hialmiky3295]

YEA THATS OUR STUFF UGH

[@rachelkey3637]

Thank you brother..

[@Isabella-ql1si]

*spells Aussies worng* All Aussies like me:"What da fuq did you say?

[@tomn9493]

Esky is just a brand and now we just call it an esky

[@bemusedbandersnatch2069]

You guys also have Lucy Lawless aka Xena Warrior Princess. So that's cool.

[@7bendigo7]

So funny 😂 I live in Melbourne Victoria Australia 🇦🇺🐨. & this is not my KZbin channel it is my Dad. & sorry 😐 about my spelling & sentences I have special needs / disability.

[@justaviewer6470]

As an Australian I can confirm this

[@ProdBreez]

Why do i get the impression the the whole FBI squad is behind the camera right now.

[@minimayhem1996]

OK so it's like Canada and America close to each other similar cultures but Some big distinct differences as well

[@ToolsAndStuffOFFICIAL]

You forgot to say choice at the end bro.

[@huejanus7521]

As a fellow kiwi I agree he sound nothing like an Australian

[@jamiemclure7056]

2:04 it’s a prawn mate Not a bloody shrimp

[@mpavlou]

I knew he was from NZ cuz of his flight of the concords type humor 🤣

[@bliss7166]

I’m Australian but this was just hilarious! I also learnt something new because I didn’t know kiwi’s call thongs jandals!

[@CHERRY-es9hu]

BOI you do sound Australian XD

[@peachesandapril]

Omg! It's the Americans that say we put shrimp on the barbie, us Aussies call them Prawns 😂 love part 1 & 2 btw 😆

[@alyssahill5312]

“Oozy” LOL it’s “Aussie”

[@lander783]

Mozzy

[@brendanduyvestyn7964]

He said gday

[@soybean6875]

We had pavola first, keep your grubby hands away from our delicious dessert

[@ch3lseaww]

Get away peasant from *NEW ZEALANDS* pavlova even search on Google peasant

[@kristinelawrence296]

r u kidding me it is a NEW ZEALAND desert get ur facts right

[@wugwanbaby8536]

Grubby 😂😂😂😂😂😂 what the hell us grubby 😂😂😂😂

[@aliciamalupo]

keep dreamin m8

[@blakepilgrim4393]

I’m half Aussie and half New Zealander

[@takamoeedwards8383]

His awkwardness makes this way funnier 🤣

[@ShivSai123456]

Twas on purpose

[@maryriley8077]

It kind of seems on purpose so he needs to throttle back on that

[@mariolisa2832]

@@maryriley8077 yeap

[@Lorgayle1]

@@maryriley8077 Nah, he does it perfectly

[@ltagames01]

Dry humor

[@slipperysam1337]

wtf is jon snow talking about

[@ericac.7252]

frying pan I was also thinking this... While being oddly aroused by his sexy NZ accent...

[@dovermaskot4441]

Is this the gathering of food-related nicks...

[@LeaCollingwoodMagpies]

LOL Considering this guy is a kiwi n Im totally Aussie ......I knew exactly what this guy was talking about LOL 🤣🤣

[@taylreiiinss]

*wait am I you or are you me*

[@mal_3157]

As an Aussie, I’m both offended and laughing right now.

[@mal_3157]

@Luca I’m not really offended I’m just joking

[@suziequzie]

I dunno, I think you should give back the pavlova. Stealing ain't right...

[@andrewrobinson2690]

Hahaha what do you think our opinion is of Isaac Butterfield 😂

[@RayneTheFox]

@@mal_3157I’m Aussie-Danish

[@binozia-old-2031]

Australia is the america of oceania nz is the canada paupa new guinea is the mexico

[@annoy4nce648]

Tasmania is alabama

[@wotsup9oo]

Samoa is Hawaii, and China and India are... they are the same

[@cheekyb71]

Bali is the Mexico!! Hahahaha

[@abbey5286]

Bino Dino maxilimilanMus royal guar paupa new guinea is the *extra*

[@dattoboy1]

You're all wrong. Bali is Cancun and Indonesia is Mexico. PNG is Haiti.

[@scrubdaddy6483]

"AUSTRLIANS THROW SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE" **Triggered**

[@Andreas-ow5lg]

Scrub Daddy thank you It's a PRAWN

[@kaydin1275]

I know right

[@lyssaclips2017]

Scrub Daddy ITS A PRAWN

[@o.s__tm3924]

Ah you seriously serious shrimp there prawns

[@trinitygutteridge6175]

Agreed, I mean wtf is a shrimp anyways lol

[@styxzero1675]

As a european I always thought you were called kiwis because the kiwi fruit grows there. Not some bird.

[@stephentrent4878]

As a fact kiwi fruits originate from China, so technically we stole them from the Chinese

[@sonibill595]

bro i use to think that

[@siennaaberdeen7654]

wow, we have lots of legends and stories about how we got the name kiwi. Here's something to read: New Zealand’s indigenous Māori have always held the kiwi bird in high regard. They called it the hidden bird of Tāne, the God of the forest - or ‘te manu huna a Tāne’ in the native language. Cloaks made out of kiwi feathers, known as ‘kahu kiwi’ were treasures (taonga) reserved exclusively for tribal chiefs. These feathers are still believed to hold high heritage value in present times. European settlers took a little longer to show fondness for this peculiar little bird. The kiwi actually caught European attention in 1811 after the its skin ended up in the hands of British Museum zoologist George Shaw. Upon inspection, Shaw created his own artistic impression of the bird in question - which, in truth, was closer aligned to that of a penguin. By 1851, however, more was known about this curious creature - and London Zoo became the first place outside of New Zealand to house a living kiwi. The female bird spent 15 years alone in this strange new environment, as hundreds of little spotted kiwi in her homeland were slaughtered for their soft, grey pelts. Illustration of Little-Spotted Kiwi from the 1873 Book “A History of the Birds of New Zealand” © Wikimedia Commons Setting the scene: the kiwi as an emblem The first depiction of the kiwi as New Zealand’s national symbol can be traced as far back as the early 1900s. In 1904, the New Zealand Free Lance printed a cartoon by J. C. Blomfield which showed a plucky kiwi as it transformed into a moa - an extinct native bird species which, at the time, was deemed to be much tougher than its smaller companion. This was timed to celebrate the All Blacks rugby team’s first test match win against their British motherland. A year later, cartoonist Trevor Lloyd drew another kiwi to signify the rugby team’s controversial loss against Wales. This time, the bird was shown to be struggling to swallow their adversary. Also in 1905, an image of a kiwi and a kangaroo on their way to a colonial conference featured in the Westminster Gazette. By 1908, the kiwi had replaced other commonly-used symbolic images to become the key emblem for national cartoons - especially in the sporting arena. Before that, the moa, fern leaves, a boy and a lion cub were the main images that depicted the New Zealand identity. Moa and Kiwi Illustration, published circa 1902 © Wikimedia Commons War and the birth of a national symbol Before the First World War, the kiwi bird was primarily a representation of New Zealand as a whole - but not its people. That being said, the use of a kiwi as a military symbol can actually be traced as far back as 1866, when it was adopted by the South Canterbury Battalion. In the early 1900s, New Zealanders were largely referred to internationally as ‘En Zed(der)s’, ‘Maorilanders’ and sometimes even ‘Fernleaves’. During the First World War, New Zealand soldiers were dubbed Pig Islanders or Diggers - but eventually, they also became known as Kiwis. This description was believed not to come out of any kind of physical attribute, but rather the stature and good-mannered nature of New Zealand soldiers. The kiwi was also the nickname of choice for the sole reason that it was unique to the country. Since then, the kiwi continued to flourish as a local icon. When the first New Zealand currency was released in 1934, the bird became one its most prominent features - appearing in the two-shilling coin as well as the ten-shilling and one-pound notes. Also in the 1930s, a campaign from the Department of Health promoting the eating of fruit included a poster aimed at the ‘healthy Kiwi’. New Zealanders were once again being described as Kiwis in the international stage once the Second World War came around - a nickname that was greatly welcomed by all soldiers except for aspiring airmen (mostly because of the ‘flightless bird’ connotation). The armed forces’ rugby team, which successfully toured Britain after the war, was also known as the Kiwis. Roundel of the Royal New Zealand Air Force © Wikimedia Commons From the 1940s until the 1980s, the kiwi earned full recognition as a patriotic symbol. A huge fibreglass kiwi was used to promote a new Kiwi brand bacon; a ‘Goodnight Kiwi’ cartoon marked the end of the television broadcast day; the 1960s Prime Minister was nicknamed ‘Kiwi Keith’ Hollyoake; people played the Kiwi Golden Lottery and supported the Kiwi rugby league team… Essentially, the only thing that wasn’t known as a ‘kiwi’ in New Zealand was the green fruit previously known as a Chinese Gooseberry - which, in 1959, was officially renamed it as ‘kiwifruit’ to curb any confusion. And it didn’t stop there. When a new currency was floated in 1985, it became labelled ‘the kiwi’. As government services were privatised, a Kiwi Share for taxpayers was introduced. After the Golden Kiwi Lottery ceased operations in 1989, the game Instant Kiwi became its replacement. Since the 1960s, more than 57 children’s books about the kiwi have been written. In 2002, a government-owned financial institution called Kiwibank was created. Since the early 2000s, New Zealand’s native bird has seen a drastic decrease in numbers. Regardless, the Kiwi identity is well ingrained and stronger than ever - with countless signs, slogans and Kiwiana identifiers playing their part in shaping the country’s national sense of cohesion. One of the Proposed Designs From New Zealand’s Most Recent Flag Change Referendum © Wikimedia Commons

[@cheekyb71]

Well, kiwifruit are actually Chinese gooseberries - they grow really well here and were rebranded as kiwifruit because kiwi birds are indigenous to Aotearoa and Zespri (the company responsible for the export of the fruit) wanted to control the market with an iconic name. What is annoying though is that Americans call the fruit "kiwi".... guys the bird is a kiwi, the people are kiwis, the fruit is a kiwifruit

[@soggynug5395]

*triggered*

[@Bicketybam68]

As an Aussie, my favourite thing is we can heap on the kiwi's, they can heap on us, but if some other country tries to have a go at either of us we will back each other up. That's the ANZAC bond.

[@b747501]

as a Kiwi, i agree, at ground level we are the same, it just the politicians that stuff things up

[@tallmidget1395]

Brittain has entered the chat 😂

[@Vandezza]

OMG!!!! I only just realized Jandal means a Japanese Sandal!!!! Mind blown!!!!

[@adopt-a-pet-istanbul]

Aren't those flip flops though? :D

[@Kiwinan1701]

Also excellent for disciplining teenage males! I believe certain Mums in Australia use a scuff…

[@jeng3805]

Me (Aussie): the shit is a Jandal??? When he explained it I get it, but bloody hell, never heard of that one before 😂

[@anantanupam3]

This was very, very important.

[@ciara3821]

no one: how to dad: ah ye g'day

[@Podcastage]

This was the driest thing I’ve watched in ages and I loved every second of it.

[@boshvasara1868]

A taste of New Zealand humor for ya XD

[@elliot7855]

this was trash education you sheep worshippers dont know what your talking about

[@boshvasara1868]

...... I'm Australian ...... but ok mate

[@elliot7855]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3S7npmqeqdgi8U watch that guy he is way better than how to dad

[@Amarik62]

Death youtube Gaming salty Bitch😂Sheeps are better than your gay ass kangaroos

[@pallavisingh1099]

The picture of Kangaroos kicking each other in the beginning had me dying 😂😂

[@MikeTyson0700]

Hello Pallavi how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

[@MikeTyson0700]

I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida and you?

[@Kiwinan1701]

They do actually go hard and can disembowel each other…

[@Kiwinan1701]

Ah…the old fight for the girls! The girls are just standing there rolling their eyes…

[@kerwinma5607]

Ozzies: Cheers mate! Kiwis: Chur Bro!

[@PersephoneParadox]

Very heavily true that one. 😂

[@honork12]

Lol

[@PersephoneParadox]

@Luca cool.

[@cateyes598]

South Africans say.. Cheers bro

[@1legend517]

Aussies, not Ozzys!!

[@RiptideKuroki]

As soon as he spelled us as “Ozzys” instead of Aussies I was lowkey triggered but I love this video lmao

[@martinsiitia8758]

Jeremy Borja i think he did that on purpose

[@elijah_2005]

Ozzyman reviews. That's all I have to say

[@humanpeopleperson]

AND ‘SHRIMP’?! THEY ARE PRAWNS but i love his channel

[@boj6798]

Same

[@thegachashow3021]

Jeremy Borja I think he did it on purpose 😂😂😂😂

[@rockydluffy2537]

Bruh, my confusion when an Aussie friend told me to bring a thong. I was like " WTF was he planning to do with me??? Why dafuq does he want me to bring a thong??? i dont even have one!" Thank God for google, save me from the embarrassment of asking him what he's planning on doing, and saved me money from buying a "thong" XD

[@Raven-cf5qd]

We never say bring a thing we say bring ya thongs.

[@gggumball]

this is why my cousins call them something else but i forgot what they call them

[@dainah105]

“Australians chuck shrimps on the barbie” *”shrimps”* *Triggered*

[@nko-tz9bx]

Maikkai Mii That’s New Zealand for ya

[@willowbreezefire9818]

Alot of ppl who aren't aussie or a kiwi can't tell the difference between the accents. Being a proud aussie, i can tell you we don't say "Fesh en cheps". lmao

[@wugwanbaby8536]

Potato Potato Yes!😂 yous say "fesh en cheps mate, want some fesh en cheps" 😂

[@tal6445]

Potato Potato That’s exactly how aussies say it “fesh and cheeeps” 😂😂

[@aidanluap1066]

no, you say feesh and cheaps

[@morganick]

Potato Potato Oh rEally...?

[@Abby-pb1kf]

I’m a kiwi and when I went to the USA people were like “your from Australia?” Or “Your from Newzealand or Australia right?” But our accents are so different 😂

[@lisaannand4868]

Love all of your videos but this is definitely one of my faves! G’day from Darwin! 😊👍

[@dainah105]

Lisa Annand aye wtf I’m in Darwin too

[@dainah105]

Small place

[@lisaannand4868]

Maikkai Mii Hi! That’s awesome 😊

[@lllFeanorlll]

Lies, they don't have the internets in Darwin.

[@nellie8349]

Auckland (don't bully me bout that😂)

[@shelbymiller6144]

This American is well educated on this hot topic now. Thank you

[@Thaoptimystic]

Shelby Miller

[@ErykaSoleil]

Same! ^_^

[@kronosecw]

J J to be honest it's not that... It's that we've renamed NZ Middle Earth.

[@shelbymiller6144]

J J yeah.... that’s not right at all😂 there’s a lot of things to hate on Americans for but that’s not one of them

[@godlygamer911]

J J I really hope you see the irony in that comment.

[@TheGentleman1987]

I once read on 9gag the following: "what do you call a sophisticated Australian? A New Zealand."

[@insertclevernamehere2506]

Fact: Kiwis moving to Australia raise the overall IQs of both countries ;)

[@custodianvrael6471]

@@insertclevernamehere2506 See, as an Ozzy, I don't disagree.

[@maddyg3208]

You haven't met the same Kiwis I have

[@1legend517]

New Zealand is the name of the country. Surely you mean New ZealandER or Kiwi. But nice joke... almost.

[@OfficiallyMasky]

Shrimp ???? It's called a prawn

[@LalathiSpace]

Well at least its the same thing Starya XD

[@OfficiallyMasky]

Art Lukas starya? You mean straya?

[@LalathiSpace]

Oh yea BUT STILL

[@OfficiallyMasky]

Art Lukas yeah I knowww

[@brockhardwick6486]

SHRIMP-O

[@alienc]

As an Australian I think I am more New Zealander than Australian. And I am refreshingly happy with that.

[@alienc]

@Drgnfli I find myself using more nz mannerisms and even humour over Australian counterparts

[@aderiancreature8464]

@Drgnfli sounds like I want to live there...🤔 but I am German and way too home-bounded

[@zel3888]

so .... you confuse your "i" and "e" sounds and have an inferiority complex? And you're happy with this?

[@1legend517]

Nice try, fake account. No one here in Australia would say or think that. 😂