HP Bars in Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

[@e_2]

*BLISSEY HAS HANGED ON WITH ITS FOCUS SASH!* *[player] HAS USED A FULL RESTORE

[@matthew8629]

Might as well watch a movie

[@deadlight5580]

Player is forfeit

[@youraveragegamer7048]

N O. G O D. P L E A S E. N O. N O. N O O O O O O O O

[@ToastedMarshmellow002]

Top 10 ways to lose your will to live

[@nerymuniz6427]

Welp time to go insane

[@yd_things]

I bet when blisseys HP reached zero it said "thank you"

[@edmundduke3259]

And then committed seppuku, as is custom

[@Derevocsidi]

I heard it too , more like F... You

[@What-fv1yl]

Lmao

[@marawe1292]

WTF lol🤣👏🏽😂😭

[@SAFIS448]

Yeah

[@matthew8629]

I could watch an entire Marvel movie and that healthbar will still be moving

[@matthew8629]

@OneBoss Pretty much 😄

[@matthew8629]

@@william-k9600 it's called exaggeration, if you went to elementary school you would know what that is.

[@matthew8629]

@@william-k9600 your comment makes me believe otherwise so

[@rfthegreat2023]

@@william-k9600 r/woosh

[@arthurfilion5992]

@@matthew8629 Nah man, I could watch the entirety of furret walking on an escalator and that health bar would still be moving

[@AImpatientMan]

I remember my cousin was into competive pokemon and one of my favorite memories as a kid was using the blissey with counter he gave me as a kid at local school tournaments and against friends. With how long gen 4'a health went down, you could make them wait 30 seconds just to see egg mommy live with a focus sash then counter back to deal over a thousand damage

[@HeyGuysWelcomeBackTo]

your cousin is the devil

[@milotic3333]

Tbh that sounds like an insane strategy lol

[@Stonezorz]

@@milotic3333 Insane? Thats straight up EVIL I love it

[@SUPERLINKX2]

Ahhh the good ol stall strat, I love it!!!

[@mlgproplayer2915]

Beautiful.

[@ExtremeSpeedMewtwo]

Is it just me who found Heracross' D/P sprite hillarious. My boy is just stuck leaning back all the time.

[@apokemontrainer2873]

He's posing like DIO.

[@codacheetah]

I'm just imagining it going like "HOOUUOOOUGH" the whole time like an old man

[@MinishDude]

Looks like a "come at me, bro" stance, which is kind of fitting lol

[@supermariogamer1757]

Or he's doing a pelvic thrust

[@hammdogporkington3058]

A fly just got really close to his face

[@butteredsalmonella]

An entire team of 6 Blisseys holding a Focus Sash that knows Rest. Have fun.

[@andrewmiller5126]

Or Softboiled.

[@pariahdark1892]

Weavile knowing Taunt and Mean Look: I got this.

[@qbmac2306]

Blissey just patiently waiting to see if she is indeed knocked out from that hit

[@yxzl1l1l1l1l.7_ombieGlitcher]

best comment here so far.

[@merimkastrat5846]

You hit me….. Well….. Lets just wait and see if I am truly defeated. *100 years later* Ahh, looks like I lost. *faints*

[@NevanSlone]

Imagine getting hit so hard that it takes almost a minute to fully realize it’s damage

[@redmageknight3908]

Slowpoke in a nutshell.

[@flarestorm9417]

Blissey took so long to faint that the Pokémon world almost ended twice.

[@hibikiverdugo9465]

She is like in a black hole state. Endlessly dying hahaha!

[@jackwak1915]

This video is perfect But what could have been even more perfect is another blissey being sent right before the video ends

[@ristar9340]

It's much worse in DP than in Platinum just because of all of the battle delays before receiving damage, sending out a Pokemon (the Pokeball just lays on the ground for a full second before opening in DP which always screws up the way the battle music is synced to the start of the battle), and probably even more delays.

[@TheGaming100]

I believe BDSP fixed that, even though there are some scenes of that game I've seen which is clear evidence of zero care, which worries me

[@remalemadingdong]

​@@TheGaming100 bdsp went out of it's way to make the sinnoh experience worse. i prefer platinum over dp, but i still prefer dp over bdsp

[@PrincessMJ44]

@@remalemadingdong wait how so? I personally Love bdsp

[@remalemadingdong]

@@PrincessMJ44 of course a game that's essentially dp is going to be good, it's dp, but the games are just a spit in the face to the remakes like hgss and oras which are some of the best in the entire series. maybe it's just the softlock that hit me in the spowpoint gym and sent me back 3 hours that got me a little salty

[@PrincessMJ44]

@@remalemadingdong yeah I liked the fact you could so some character customization a lot Wait theres a soft lock? No waaay that suckss

[@Atrael]

If the player had 100 full restores you would actually be able to watch a movie and this battle would still be going on

[@zeroune7765]

What we really need to do is be giving props to the heracross that managed to do 714+ in one attack

[@akirekoko7415]

YA

[@kats1646]

Blissey has wet paper defense lol

[@AnnieC.1993]

This isn't even that impressive. I'm not trying to downplay it, this is just an average Heracross moment. *_Average_* Heracross moment. *His potential is such that only beasts of the sky may strike him down.*

[@Grovyle90]

When you use Blissey in hopes that your opponents internet will fail prior to your healthbar reaching 0

[@matthew8629]

Lol

[@grape_protogen]

Okay, but can we just appreciate how good the Eterna City theme is Like Shit's an absolute vibe

[@sanga1380]

FINALLY. Thank you I couldn’t tell whether it was eterna or celestic. Also I’m one of those people who got addicted to the clefairy slots and I hate that they removed them but I understand why.

[@porygon5]

@@sanga1380 the theme is used for both Eterna and Celestic.

[@daniellap.stewart6839]

@@sanga1380 thank you for what?

[@sanga1380]

@@daniellap.stewart6839 lol I was just thanking them for making me realize which town the theme was for lol.

[@orthomint]

If you put it in 0.25x speed you might even see the heat death of the universe before Blissey Dies

[@nerymuniz6427]

Remember guys whenever someone says you're exaggerating about the Pokemon Gen 4 hp bars being so slow show them this video

[@Blazin_Tundra]

It's slowed down tho. It doesn't actually take nearly this long

[@dq7860]

Platinum fixed it.

[@Sassaparilla]

@@Blazin_Tundra it's still about half the time. A full hp blissey still takes 20+ Seconds.

[@milo6308]

@@dq7860 No it didn't. Platinum has similar HP bar speeds. Watch a comparison video

[@dq7860]

@Milo Battle speeds in Platinum in general seemed faster, I only noticed HP bars taking a while when I fought endgame trainers.

[@kevinrosario8363]

It got to the point for me that by the time Blissey fainted, I forgot that's what we were waiting for. I was immersed in the cinematic Pokemon trailer

[@lyrimetacurl0]

Seems like "the guy" in spy kids 3 when his lives were going down.

[@lerq0ux]

The time it takes for an unskippable ad to finish:

[@BreadWisdom]

This really makes you respect how ungodly fast scarlet and violet hp bars drain

[@matthew8629]

exactly I love gen 9

[@TheSpartanS196]

@@matthew8629 💩taster

[@Farsightful]

Violet is horrible just because of the ridiculous amount of pause and animation time you have to attend between two turns. It’s driving me crazy and I haven’t even finished the game yet.

[@Midiport]

@@BreadWisdom breath of the wild.

[@JPG_3000]

@@BreadWisdom Breath of the Wild... A Wii U port.

[@kowalzkiog7177]

watching their hp go down is like watching someting download back inte the day. Where you put ur mouse pointer just behinb the bar to check if its moving 😂😂

[@andrewmiller5126]

Dial up internet?

[@astralraichu6721]

Man...those were the days..... Legend has it, it's still dropping.

[@MightyRicardoWarrior]

I went through the whole video on .025 speed and traveled to the future while watching

[@cartervoltfire4933]

Perfect song to play while watching my Blissey bleed out to a Critical hit Megahorn from a Heracross.

[@itshenrystickminofficial]

Everyone: Talks about Blissey having to take forever for her HP to go down. But no one asked: How did a Lv. 54 Heracross 1-Hit KO'd a Lv. 100 Blissey.

[@andresreynoso7254]

Blissey has horrible physical defense

[@nascour5991]

blisseys base defense is 10

[@gammaorca5760]

Lvl 54 252+ Atk Choice Band Heracross Megahorn vs. 252 HP / 0+ Def Blissey on a critical hit: 726-855 (101.6 - 119.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO If Blissey has no defense investment it can

[@shade08538]

@@gammaorca5760 honestly I think all of us IRL could OHKO a Blissey

[@nameeman1562]

Close Combat would've done it without a crit

[@MiguelTheAnomaly85]

You can watch an entire anime with how slow that HP bar goes down and even after you are done it will still be going

[@Lion09887]

This along with the night time pokecenter theme better be in the remakes

[@CryoByte115]

Gen 4 music is peak pokemon music

[@amazingdoorbob5458]

I remember KOing a lvl 66 blissy with a lvl 34 poliwrath. The recoil from the attack brought me down to 1 health 😆

[@tyronemcgee1512]

You lying 😂

[@amazingdoorbob5458]

@@tyronemcgee1512 nope, was back in fire Red.

[@MedicalBillz]

@@tyronemcgee1512 Nah, its easily possible. Supereffective Submission versus Blissey's abysmal defense stat can KO

[@amazingdoorbob5458]

@@MedicalBillz exact move I used.

[@Perry....]

@@tyronemcgee1512 Moron. Nice ratio

[@Andrew..J]

Thanks for speeding it up about 20x so I could watch the entire thing in my lifetime

[@pixelpkm]

Hear me out , blissey with sturdy and infinite full restores

[@jeffreygao3956]

So much later the old trainer got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.

[@RandomIdiotGS]

Me at 0:01: "Hmm, a typical no-physical-def-HP-tank Blissey versus a probably-decent-physical-attack-but-not-that-it-matters-because-it's-fighting-Blissey Heracross, which uses Megahorn... that's going to hurt especially if it's a crit."

[@Kaisergruft]

she had enough time to see her whole franchise before dying

[@virtualcolt]

I love how Heracross is thrusting his Mega Horn in slow motion

[@lilukie]

Definitely a sick feeling watching the hp drop especially when you get to the last pokemon of the gym leader lol

[@siematic9262]

I just waited 15 years for this video and I‘m not disappointed!

[@WongGamSingLegacy]

Life flashes before her health bar drops

[@kazifaz]

Imagine if Blissey lived on one hp, and the trainer used full restore

[@Mickelraven]

A focus sash does the job

[@scarnimations3319]

In the words of Paul Simon: -"... And a course of a lifetime runs/over and over again"

[@tayloreh]

Cubone and Marowak Reunion

[@Starfoxfan-rg6iz]

I am so glad the action replay has a code that says screw you to the health bar speed, i wish that was a default option in the game

[@ghb323]

Devs forgot to program the speed of the countdown based on its maximum HP.

[@JTK_XXL]

0:04 to 0:46 gave me nostalgic memories

[@KnoxForReals]

Heracross: Bro I just broke your skull and fractured multiple of your internal organs you gonna fall or..? Blissey: Hold up I need a minute.

[@DOGPISSS666]

Some say that even now, as Ash Ketchum is retired from the anime, the Blissey's HP is still ticking down

[@spongeb27]

There's a bug in gen III that can cause your health to underflow and effectively become about 65,000 and it STILL takes Gen IV Blissey longer to lose all its HP

[@calisurfin]

This health bar is still dropping after my dad left us to get milk.

[@jhudson_tiedye]

Was kinda epic how slow it was, made you appreciate the amount of health

[@shaunduzstuffs]

I disagree

[@jhudson_tiedye]

@@shaunduzstuffs k

[@tailsfan10]

The only issue I had with my most nostalgic game, Pokemon HeartGold: *That damn health bar takes just as long as it is for me to heat up a bagel*

[@iRonaldy]

They really made you think about your mistake when watching your pokemon hp bar go down

[@danieleduardocastillomonto4574]

This is so accurate

[@1800mexicano]

I like the idea that somebody who was playing a video game has problems with waiting a minute

[@TimBukTwo]

I remember doing this and my friends Groudon had a 1-hit KO move. It lagged the game so hard that our battle desynced

[@arte7125]

I love how every video of Blissey dying involves an Heracross killing it.

[@swagbear9965]

I love it, makes the battle more suspenseful

[@grantwilliams2571]

Ypu know what, I feel sick as fuck. Because of that, I'm not gonna try to process whetehr or not this is satire.

[@swagbear9965]

@@grantwilliams2571 i hope you feel better soon

[@Keisuki]

@@swagbear9965 I hope he doesn't.

[@ren5689]

@@Keisuki I hope he dies

[@1Thunderfire]

I never really noticed the slow HP bars back then.

[@_Contrary]

Blissey took so long that the opposing heracross fainted from starvation

[@AgentDuk]

“Oh no! My Pokémon! … Welp, time to get a snack”

[@RedBlast172]

Burger break: Still there. Target run: Still there. Watch Black Panther 2: STILL. FREAKING. THERE.

[@lechonk3450]

Bro I could watch a whole season of the Simpsons and that shit still be moving.

[@matthew8629]

I can watch the entire first season of Hawkeye and that fucking healthbar will still be moving

[@bEtHeSdA_LAME_sTuDi0s]

I remember going from platinum to playing a little emerald and after the battle speed shift I had whip lash

[@nj8833]

Took me awhile but I finally found it: the best video on youtube

[@ThePurplePandaIsChilling]

I thought it was edited to go a bit slower for funnier effect but watching the original video... oh my god, i can't believe it really is like that 😭😭😭😭

[@idrissawane2059]

That Blissey literally saw her life unfold

[@DaneToTheBone]

I could get a medical degree before the HP reaches zero. Gawd! 🤣

[@meganpaille3267]

Now let's talk about Pokemon Black and Whites bar that doesn't show you when they have 1 HP. So you think they are dead, but nope...they are not.

[@wit4023]

They want you to know every hit point lost on an emotional and physical level not as just one more hp

[@Ozymandias1111]

I think I giggled for about 2 or 3 entire minutes after this was over.

[@Firefox-Udon]

This physically killed me. This is currently my ghost commenting. *Help.*

[@slimewizard7350]

Ok but are we just gonna glance over the fact that a level 54 heracross managed to one shot a level 100 BLISSEY?

[@randomguy6152]

yes

[@poualien3817]

Legends say, the HP bar is still going down to this day.

[@lemancitriton260]

"What's wrong? Lives flashing before your eyes?"

[@LoadedSpork]

If you animated this scene it would just be blissey writhing in pain for a full minute before slowly dying

[@phorchybug3286]

Doctor: you only have 51 seconds to live.

[@Cy8erTron1x]

Its like watching a gas pump as you're getting gas.

[@FredVF241]

Now let's take it to the next level: let's introduce DYNAmax on this game so Blissey doubles it's HP 😌 Then we could watch the whole extended Lord of the Rings trilogy while it goes down. Edit: Someone kindly made me notice it's not dinamax but dynamax, so I changed. The explanation for that is very simple: I'm from Spain and here it's named dinamax. But thank you for you help 😀

[@nomorealone9158]

There are some gba hack roms with mega evolutions and 1-7th gen mons like Pokemon Gaia so the video is coming!

[@MikeyAckersVe]

**Cough, cough**DYNA**CoUgH**

[@ashsquest1235]

A whole lineage passed by while that was going down.

[@lillylu4087]

Man, Blissey being in the yellow zone with 350 HP is really something...

[@nj8833]

Somehow the fact that it's a level 54 herecross ohko'ing a level 100 blissey makes this even better

[@bloodshart]

Man, I had three bites of cereal in the time it took the hp bar to hit zero

[@gathanmaleek1504]

The fact that it took 45/46 second just to watch and waiting our blissey Fainted💀💀💀

[@CryWindy]

The critical hit at the end is the cherry on top

[@startheangel9760]

Imagine Diamond and Pearls HP bar but with the 10 minute battle timer

[@KuonilerariLoufanwald]

Watch me roll up with 6 Blissey all with Sash and Softboiled just for time stall wins 😎

[@doctorwhomst6459]

It's the same for the experience bars in Scarlet / Violet. Those things take ages to stop moving.

[@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257]

I'm pretty sure you can speed it up by pressing A.

[@itsmebeff_]

you can literally skip that animation by pressing A lmao

[@ReviveChizl]

Credits start rolling as soon as that health bars done 😂😂

[@zeroprmscs]

I could watch “Avatar 2” while Blissey keeps losing HP

[@mrgameandwatch9025]

my dad still hasn’t come back by the time it stopped.

[@SCA_Ball]

Cyrus would've already destroyed the world once the HP bar finished lowering.

[@themoon5764]

this is why I only play pokemon at 10x speed

[@ich8871]

Bro i coulda watched a 4 hour movie and the damn healthbar's still moving

[@Err_InvalidName]

You can prob watch the whole anime series while Blissey still is waiting to faint.

[@davidpavai5579]

It was like watching a movie through a meme and the movie was also a meme

[@bramt2000]

Imagine a person with a whole team of these. All with focus sash and thinking if you could use full restores in an online battle, just to waste the opponents time.

[@otto.x5328]

Imagine if Blissey hangs on with Focus Band/Sash and then uses Rest xD

[@codenamexelda]

A perfect example of insult to injury

[@bricegraham8256]

Bruh, this meme always gets me man

[@Bubitalk]

legend says the healthbar is still going down till this day

[@sphereShots]

Do you think Earthbound's rolling HP mechanic could be modded into this? It def goes slow enough for it lol

[@PikachuODST]

I set up a whole salami sandwich while the music played.

[@prodxeviant]

The lag at the end was the cherry on top