Reading Minecraft's Negative Reviews (So You Don't Have To)

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Minecraft is the best selling game ever made, and it's not even close. The closest second is GTA 5, which sold almost 70 million less copies than minecraft. The original super Mario Bros didn't even sell 70 million copies.
But apparently, despite being the best selling game ever made, receiving critical acclaim, it still has negative reviews...

[@_zealos_8213]

They didn't just gate redstone behind a "skill-curve," they gated it behind an entire Master's level Degree in Coding and Engineering

[@brk3951]

redstone works differently between bedrock and java hope you have a degree in two coding languages

[@404fanfanboy]

​@@brk3951 I've got both, but I'm better at Java redstone

[@jaydentt]

im honestly not convinced that even the minecraft developers know how it works, by any means

[@theplayer4664]

@@jaydentt there is 4 pages about a GIGANTIC redstone build that was not made by notch or any dev in mojang, in the original redstone book and i have both redstone books

[@johngellare3507]

@@theplayer4664 Was it that massive zombie wave survival contraption?

[@P4rz1va1]

"they copied water and grass from Fortnite" ...what about the real world?

[@htwo1]

Fortnite created the world in 7 days, it's in the bible look it up

[@P4rz1va1]

@@htwo1 oh shit you're right, I forgot.

[@sliceOcheese]

@@P4rz1va1 yeah bro they literaly created marvel

[@terrat4988]

@@htwo1 god created Fortnite in 5 days, mum's/mom's credit card in 2 days then all the easy stuff while vbucks were processing

[@Tobi_DarkKnight]

@@htwo1 and I, a Unreal Tournament player, can kill Fortnite players by just ripping their necks.

[@Breeze007]

The last review literally killed me inside 💀

[@jasonfike4548]

What are you talking about they *literally* stole it from Fortnite?

[@GisBanana555]

@@Breeze007 oh boy....

[@ScreamerTheMemer]

​@@jasonfike4548 *every single person on earth would like to know your location*

[@Stillcrown239]

@@jasonfike4548 Fortnite was intended to be the spawn of CoD and Minecraft.

[@h0w111YT]

basically everything he listed was before fortnite

[@TheEerieMaster]

"It's violent and there's death" They pretty much describe real life there 🤣

[@technoultimategaming2999]

And 99% of games Seriously even childrens games have some sort of "death" they're all just different

[@TheNamesArif]

maybe parents should start reporting about real life

[@damir_van_kalaz]

Even Mario, the embodiment of family-friendly video games, has death and "monsters" that Mario is intended to kill, or else potentially be killed by. Some parents are just crazy, and the sheltered kids of those parents are going to grow up severely unprepared for reality as a result.

[@Sly-Moose]

Real Life: 1 out 5 stars

[@LukiKruki]

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish - let me introduce myself to kids HAHA

[@benjaminkaufman3914]

Even if mojang shut down “Minecraft server” forever I think the modding community would do just fine with out it.

[@ricktheweeb5382]

and the fact that minecraft servers are run through your own computer or server

[@AsyrafFile]

The only "Mincraft server" are Realms (actual Mojang server) and auth system.

[@AsyrafFile]

Best thing about this, some Minecraft server dont need authenticated to Mojang. That is why term cracked server exists. Downside of that is you need username password plugins to avoid unauthorised duplicate (i don't know the term) to destroy or grief.

[@SillyCreatureOwO]

there are a ton of cracked servers that don't need you to authenticate with the mojang servers, so it wouldn't do a lot of harm

[@SillyCreatureOwO]

@@ricktheweeb5382 for some servers you do need to connect to a mojang server to confirm you own the game

[@jamesdiponio9242]

Red stone is basically a coding, I never knew you could use it for serious game coding like Minecraft in Minecraft. Absolutely amazing.

[@dungeontnt]

If you knew anything about programing you'd know that

[@raymickens440]

@@dungeontnt Ouch okay Sheldon

[@dungeontnt]

@@raymickens440 whom is that, like for real it is not a Good name

[@flynntaggart7216]

And helpful for understanding circuit logic

[@blazefactor6849]

It's not just coding. It's coding using an altered version of the most basic form of coding known to man. It's almost coding in pure binary, with only the barest luxuries given to the player. It's honestly insane that people have managed to do some of the things that they've done with it.

[@mechanical_eyes127]

9:40 genuinely cant tell if this review is satire or not, it sounds waaaaay too close to our stereotypical "minecraft bad fortnite better" kid that turned out most of the time to be fictional

[@theplayer4664]

yeah i agree, i think he just didnt realize fortnite is only made in like 2018 while minecraft was in 2011 or older considering minecraft had a version called "cave game" which was also minecraft just not as developed also "they copied fortnite creative mode" wth fortnite doesnt even have a world editor just stuff you can place in a small island unless you have a private server with the normal map

[@wiseguidedmissile]

@@theplayer4664 you really don’t get the full scope of creative mode, don’t you?

[@theplayer4664]

@@wiseguidedmissile i played creative mode fortnite only when it was in like episode 6 of season 1, so no i probably dont

[@wiseguidedmissile]

@@theplayer4664 well you see, now you can make your own melee weapon, customize cars, a channels system that’s the backbone of the mode, and much more Most updates give out a new device and some other stuff as well Leaks are showing a Creative Royale mode that gives you creative but on the Battle Royale island Creative 2.0 was announced a while ago and it’s basically unreal engine but for Fortnite you definitely didn’t miss a lot

[@theplayer4664]

@@wiseguidedmissile last episode i remembered of fortnite (just the number) was season like 2 episode 3 now its season 4 episode 6!

[@werelexwashere]

Ah yes. This threw me waaay back when there were still Minecraft vs. Terraria wars. I thought we all matured and realized that both games are exceptionally good, but I guess…

[@i_iz_boni]

Even the games themselves are mature enough to realize that, but sure go off little Timmy

[@aviewerofthings6000]

Tbh minecraft and terraria are just too different to compare

[@JobiMorkos]

@@aviewerofthings6000 yeah most people turn down the game like it's the end of the world

[@Beelzeon]

@@i_iz_boni from what I remember, theres a message on the minecraft menu saying "play Terraria", and in Terraria theres a menu message saying "play Minecraft" and also the creeper costume

[@jafsrob]

It’s like comparing risk of rain 1 and risk of rain 2 they are different dimensions and therefore different genres

[@currently_dead]

the warden is the devs way of telling us how easily they could turn minecraft into a horror game.

[@Abyssalwolf413]

If you ask sime people its already a horror game :D

[@LD-service]

@Abyssalwolf413 One day I was mining, I looked up and an Enderman was just standing there watching me Scared me so much I jumped

[@mohdnihal8380]

And then there is Pearl walking casually with the Warden

[@Fool408]

​@@Abyssalwolf413Cave noises while wearing a headset will never not scare the shit out of me. And, random Creepers in you base

[@Abyssalwolf413]

@@Fool408 hahah mood. nothing more terrifying.

[@stanzacosmi]

In regards to your redstone point: Fun fact: Redstone is turing complete, meaning you can literally program anything with redstone, including minecraft, and have it work.

[@nathanhays8696]

@@markk_hypercubing Fundy also did something similar

[@SillyCreatureOwO]

true, you can make all logic gates in game, so you *_could_* make an entire computer running a modern OS, but it is hardly possible due to the scale of redstone builds

[@phoenixthewolf6301]

@@nathanhays8696 fundy didn't use redstone he used actual code his work is very impressive

[@nathanhays8696]

@@phoenixthewolf6301 just goes to prove the points made in the video that Minecraft isn't just some boring sandbox limited by the things you see in the block menu. The fact that there can be so much done with Minecraft outside of stuff like Redstone or even command blocks.

[@PSYclown.]

@@markk_hypercubing yes look at the context of the coment and just look that he already knows.

[@majimaven7964]

“Game I don’t like being popular is the reason the game industry is dying” has got to be one of the worst takes.

[@purplethehedgehog]

Bro its propably writen by a Kid Who dont even know Grass exist becuse they didnt touched it

[@CoolerFN15]

pretty sure the "game industry is dying" claim has been around since video games were a thing

[@GhosterGames]

“It’s violent and there’s death” bro described literally every game (only the death part tho)

[@Dadallas805]

Minecraft is bad because my wife left me

[@elitecereal]

As someone who also have had their wife leave, I agree.

[@evanlamartiniere1838]

Lol

[@brix_max]

So 5/5 stars?

[@imaybestupid2045]

Haha wife bad

[@cannedbeans2479]

Shouldn't you be in prison for the crimes you committed with Walter White? I thought Kim and you divorced? All jokes aside, I friggin love Better Call Saul.

[@alexanderyu9120]

I especially love those reviews that have the those "oh they copied for another game", especially in the times where it was the other way around. " 'Hydrox?' That's a rip off of Oreo!"

[@MurderPigeon]

I hope you're not referring to Terraria, because Terraria literally came out when Minecraft was in its alpha and had nothing to copy. Also a lot of people seem to forget that Minecraft has "Also try Terraria" as a splash text and that Mojang let Re-Logic add the Creeper vanity set to Terraria, which doesn't sound like something a game would do for a ripoff of itself.

[@alexanderyu9120]

Yes, I am fully aware. I was just talking about those cases in general. "They copied the Airship from Among Us!"

[@johnathan_maximiliam]

"they copied the minecraft creative mode from fortnite" bitch fortnite didn't exist in 2009. Not even fortnite's save the world was there till 2014. How you gonna say minecraft from like 2011 copied a mode fortnite added in like 2020

[@tangytim6699]

@@MurderPigeon terraria better

[@MurderPigeon]

@@tangytim6699 I agree

[@coldflame_]

The reason building a calculator in minecraft is so hard is because redstone is very simple and general. This allows you to use it for a lot of things from piston doors, to traps to computers but makes it more complex, the more spesific funktions your build has. This is also one of many reasons why there are so many different playstyles in Minecraft; the game gives you simple tools, an Infininite World and unlimited time to use these simple mechanics to create complex and beautiful things.

[@lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014]

Very well said! Yet most people opt to play survival on the Xbox to feed virtual chickens in their wooden huts forever... It's either that or playing on a PvP arena server with microtransactions. Personally, nowadays I can't play Minecraft without mods, which is why I still play on the 1.12.2 and 1.16.5. I despise the new caves anyways.

[@soappygoodness]

No its cause building a calculator is hard you can build logic gates so you can build literally anything

[@azde6909]

If zombies in minecrafy are scary for those people, forget about other mobs Imagine them learning what Herobrine is 😏

[@Slavtron]

Dead meme

[@TheEPICMarioBros2]

I am too terrified of 6 rectangles with a face

[@azde6909]

@@TheEPICMarioBros2 scariest sh- I've ever seen

[@SupersuMC]

Warden: "Hello, there."

[@gameral_V]

or the warden, imagine them casually digging straight down into a deep dark biome, get freaked out because it looks scary and then see a literal behemoth crawling out of the ground and then charging at them now that's a funny thing to think about

[@NotCzech001]

3:47 That guy isn't just a clown, he's the whole circus Minecraft came out 3 years before terraria

[@ahlamalhamoud6257]

Fr

[@zevnduck9904]

And both games recommend the other one

[@Griffo4]

But Terraria is still better ngl even though I still love Minecraft

[@NotCzech001]

@@Griffo4 Uhhh... so what? That still doesn't change the fact that Minecraft came before Terraria

[@human2170]

@@NotCzech001 he wasnt saying that he was just saying he likes terreria more

[@pickled_avocado68]

I do agree that some of the new mobs like the camel feel like a mod. They are just so animated and detaild compared to most of the of mobs

[@milkeywilkie]

Agreed, and with 1.20 the sniffer is the best worst example of this :(

[@BoroPhil7]

Yeah. I think the Warden was fine because of how different it was to other mobs but the camel should not act different at all.

[@Top1tippy]

i think you're too nostalgic if you had never played minecraft before then you would like the new mobs. i like it but ive been around since update 1.9 because i can see past just nostalgia like nobody actually thinks the old textures looked better its just nostalgic

[@pickled_avocado68]

@@Top1tippy I have been around since beta so dont get me wrong, I have a loooot of nostalgia. I just feel its out of place to have the newer mobs so complex and animated while others are simplistic.

[@BoroPhil7]

@@pickled_avocado68 yeah I agree

[@asher879]

Yokeness Level: 4 Last Words: Minecraft is for Melvins.

[@miadesynced]

kid named melvin:

[@ReBolt590]

@@miadesynced kid named finger:

[@h-bitgraphics3858]

Can’t say I’ve heard that insult before XD,

[@guphord]

the game can be hard to get into for some people but something that helps a lot is having a friends to play with which gives you motivation to play (yes i know half the people watching this video "dont have friends")

[@marcinwitkowski217]

Thanks for including me

[@peachy3.145]

I've played with freinds many times but it still just gets too stale after a while. I prefer games that give an objective for you to complete over a period of time, so that it is satisfying to do.. I can completely understand why people like the game, but games like terraria and factorio are more enjoyable for me

[@wladx6362]

I've watched a ton Minecraft videos as a kid, but I barely played it myself as there were no objectives in the game. Not until recently when I decided to build a big ass mansion that spreads over a river. Now with a goal I genuinely enjoyed playing and after a while new objectives were made spontaneously: make a secret path, build a canal to nearby village, build a prison for pillagers e.t.c. Sandboxes usually struggle to keep your attention until you make your own goals, that's what I wanted to say

[@ZoofyZoof]

I have friends that play Minecraft but none of them want to play multiplayer, and anyone who does, would rather prefer it be a realm so it's private and we don't have the money to go around spending it on something like that.

[@james_k9654]

Honestly the Bedrock edition of minecraft is easier to get bored of because of its heavily limited content and ability to play with friends, and Java's more fun more content dense modding community is hard to get into for a multitude of reasons from hardware limitations to computer literacy

[@flxurp]

Even if redstone builds were easy, you will ALWAYS have that barrier between those who just USE redstone and those who STUDY the use of redstone

[@PenumbrasTDS]

That last one made me crack up so hard he’s gotta be young , edit : PIN THIS PIN THIS PIN THIS PIN THIS

[@iooaf]

It was probably a joke or well, exactly how you said it.

[@thecommentato4]

Thank you Spamton G spamton.

[@TheWolfeyBoi]

bro man either said it as a joke, or they are 8 years old and think fortnite was out before minecraft

[@PenumbrasTDS]

@@TheWolfeyBoi facts

[@titus12army28]

Bro if that true I'm killing a child.

[@greenkingfisher]

4:29 When Minecraft is updated, the new features are going to feel like mods because they haven't been in the game before. People can have reasonable complaints about updates, but "this feels like a mod" isn't one of them. Also mods aren't bad either, it's just a pain to get them installed and compatible with each other, so if the game does that for you isn't that good?

[@remor698]

I think there is a little more to it than just "any new addition will feel like a mod because it's new". It's something to do with Minecraft's design goals compared to any given mod's design goals and especially how the former have changed. Minecraft used to be just a sandbox. A very generalised foundation for you to build basically anything on top of in the literal sense, as well as in terms of lore, and easily make it fit in, because the player was the only one taking charge of that aspect of the world. Mods have always had less of that generalised approach and went more for getting a specific element into the game - tech mods, for example, creating an implied guideline for how fantastical or grounded the world is and what sort of a technological standard exists in it. There has been a slight, but still somewhat noticeable shift by Mojang towards making Minecraft less of an unwritten book and more of a forgotten tale. The world has a story to tell now, one that is still very open to interpretation, but there is a lot more specific elements on the board than there used to be. In order to make certain ideas blend into the existing world well, a player might nowadays find themselves forced to contradict and ignore the subtle, but established story telling of the vanilla world. That is an effect you expect to get from trying to play a modded world in a way different to the style of the mods, not what you expect from the ultimate freedom, which vanilla Minecraft is supposed to give. At least that's my take on why quite a few of the newer additions feel more like mods than vanilla features. Whether that's good or bad is entirely up to any given person's expectations. For anyone looking for a pre-existing, mysterious world to explore and get inspired by, it's great. But anyone looking to just do their own thing might find their own ideas clashing with the very world they inhabit and they have no ability to change that, as, unlike mods, you cannot just pick and choose which elements of the established setting you like or not.

[@greenkingfisher]

@@remor698 fair point, with actual updates people don't get to pick and choose what they want, so it's reasonable to be disappointed with the updates, but the reasoning should be more than just 'its mod-like'. And some mods are the sort of thing that would never be added into the base game, but I guess what I'm saying is that every new update is something that could have existed as a mod before, not that every mod could become a new update.

[@cannedbeverage7687]

I think it's because for the longest time Minecraft mobs have had pretty janky looking animations, until semi-recently they started getting more "polished", " smooth", "detailed", etc. animations which used to only be in some mods. One of the first such mobs was the Strider. That's probably where the "mod-like" complaint is coming from, as it's what many said when the Strider was first implemented.

[@B.L.U.S]

Updates now feel out of place because they are making new things just so animated and expressive while your character walks like an r5 Roblox character I think Mojang could make an "feel alive update" where they woul update all animations I even have an idea to adapt the old player animations into more modern ones but equally emotionless like when falling you character just open it's arms and legs a little

[@banana_Asriel]

Yeah the new updates just donr fit with minecraft's style in my opinion. like take a long hard look at the warden then look at a iron golem, a mob with a very similar stature and just look a how different the animations look.

[@roshibomb4247]

I really like how you balanced the humor and well-thought-out counterpoints in this video, it never felt like either was outshining the other too much and made a very enjoyable viewing experience with a nice mix of both :)

[@Walkers_Films]

1:27 My man just said Minecraft copied Fortnite💀

[@shivamchouhan5077]

minecraft is like a father to fortnite lol

[@RealHunterVR]

7:31 Which adds immensely to the replayability and overall fun of the game

[@i-love-anime-idols]

+

[@morganisapro7K]

I HATE ads...

[@RealHunterVR]

@@morganisapro7K oops spelling error

[@Knock6579]

Creepies, aw man !

[@3_banane596]

Prout

[@invertebrado]

So we back in the mine

[@summerpog3870]

@@invertebrado Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side

[@TheEarl_ofIDK]

@@summerpog3870 This task's a greuling one, Hope to find diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight

[@EternaSoSleepy]

So we back in the mine tryna swing my picka from side to side, side side to side Creepies!AWWW MAAAAAAN

[@Liechtenstein_real]

To whoever didn't get this: 26 (counties held by Irish Republic) + 6 (counties held by Brits) = 1 Ireland

[@htwo1]

Sir. This is a Minecraft KZbin Video

[@Liechtenstein_real]

I R E L A N D

[@htwo1]

@@Liechtenstein_real ♪Come out ye black and tans♪

[@Liechtenstein_real]

@@htwo1 i forgot the lyrics

[@pyromancerous]

Ohhh thanks for explaining.

[@chilldogs1881]

8:51, Command blocks are actually pretty easy to learn and you can make amazing things with them. Most of your problems can be found and helped online and I learnt actual commands in a day. And this is coming from somebody who's most experience with coding like commands is making the cat spin in scratch when I was 8

[@GamepadStudios]

I made an entire game on scratch, then it deleted all my progress because it didnt save, so back to unity I guess

[@chilldogs1881]

@@GamepadStudios Yeah I would always download your progress. RIP

[@GamepadStudios]

Its all good, project got boring and scratch doesn't really feel ot look like coding. Good night it's 10 pm for me

[@DJ-ew8fd]

Is "just a pixels." Very thoughtful and thought provoking. Changed my entire outlook on life and the internet.

[@S_K_1_NN_1_E]

the moment that kid said they copied creative from fortnite my heart started raging for blood

[@desestscourge6240]

I doubt that was a real review considering they said the game "has water and grass which is copying Fortnite"

[@Pyrodiac]

@@desestscourge6240 Well they've obviously never gone outside so they've never seen Grass or Water.

[@educat1on166]

i think the warden is pretty scary for children tbh, its so creepy when all music disappears, screen goes black and the only think you see and hear is this big thing that kills you in 1 hit

[@vizender]

Well to be fair, I’m not a fan of horror games, and the other day, at night, all lights off, I accidentally fell in an ancient city, and I was scared the hell off. And I’m 20 (but it was hardcore so there was definitely a part of stress, compared to when I play regular survival). So yeah, if a 10 years old kid ends up like me it can be a pretty scary encounter I think. But those cities are especially rare, and those kids aren’t mining machines like me, and I only found 1 city in all the time I played since the update. So it’s unlikely they’ll find one by accident that easily

[@educat1on166]

@@vizender same happened to me and i didnt know anything about the warden, the noise that he makes is really creepy (but i was searching for it, i knew it existed but didnt know how strong it is, i ended up dying)

[@nevascalange3091]

Just drink night vision, or play on peaceful

[@wolfetteplays8894]

@@nevascalange3091 game is literally unplayable on peaceful

[@charlottesmom]

The Warden scares the crap out of me and I'm 56!!

[@VerchielxKanda]

My brother introduced me to Minecraft a few years back and taught me how to play it. I love it so much. You should've seen how shocked I was when he told me it actually has an ending to it, via the Enderdragon. XD

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

3:44 *well well well, how the turned tables*

[@an_internet_user2311]

Can't believe Minecraft added Creepies. Very Violent.

[@Zaluuk]

9:45 ahh yes game feature made 2014 of game made in 2011 copied game feature made in like 2019 of game made in like 2018

[@lightning_11]

0:50 It literally hurt to read this because servers *AREN'T EVEN HOSTED BY MOJANG...* And even if they were, _single player is not played on a server._

[@shirishahaddunuri5271]

By closing the servers he meant by shutting the game down

[@B.L.U.S]

Well askctually after the 1.3 update single player is now played on private servers you create Insert nerd emoji hereV

[@LiEnby]

Single player is played on a server :D

[@WomanSlayer69420]

3:58 is actually a valid point. Game was good but Microsoft just won't stop fucking the community over every 3 updates.

[@HungryWarden]

Like 1.20. 1.20 makes me miss 1.19

[@tri-ify8852]

@@HungryWarden1.19 makes me miss 1.14

[@HungryWarden]

@@tri-ify8852 yeah.

[@buddhasshadow]

6:22 Plants vs Zombies (the original) still looks good

[@tankfarter]

Yes that's wat I said

[@BlueBoiOfficial]

You got a point

[@buddhasshadow]

alright how did you guys find this comment

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

4:07 Perhaps the only good reason to leave a - review

[@TawayVODs]

4:33 "at least Sony can own an IP without killing it" that review did not age well at all xD

[@donutlovingwerewolf8837]

No joke, my heart started pumping as soon as I noticed you posted a video of Minecraft. But anyways, Minecraft is a great game, and its only flaw is that its owned by Microsoft which is the biggest flaw a great game could possibly have and I hate Minecraft for it. Microsoft is trying too hard and I just wanna see my precious Minecraft being ripped from the hands of Microsoft and put in the hands of a company that is legitimately competent. Also Minecraft is dragged down by hackers, complete idiots, karens, and children making reviews and starting drama for the *lulz* Edit: God, I hate it when children make reviews, Its just so unnecessary and they'll just embarrass themselves...

[@htwo1]

I tried to crop out usernames as much as possible cause I realised they're probably all children, but at least it makes for some good content lol Microsoft, unfortunately, have way too much money. So they can buy the best selling game of all time if they want to and it'll be in their clutches forever more, so they can make shit decisions with it for as long as they feel like. Which sucks, but 1 dev making a crazy popular indie game is a perfect recipe for this to happen

[@noobier9790]

me when the hive treasure wars

[@RaptorBlood6]

I’m a child

[@Kastorul_]

@@RaptorBlood6 didn't your mom teach you to never say that on the internets

[@hgmd3284]

at least they're good for 1 thing, and that's making psyconauts 2 real, and actually existing.

[@yoxes7560]

I thought this was just gonna be one of those joke reviews for the laughs, but you really put a lot of work, props to you

[@BobKermanKsp1]

That last one almost gave me a heart attack

[@JonnygamingTv]

9:00 skill issue

[@Megamind_5455]

1:40 „Certified hood classic“ 😂🤣

[@B.L.U.S]

I agree with it It is definitely old

[@Embers-nd4vm]

0:35 guy forgot that geeks is actually not that much of an insult. Like is mumbo a redstone geek? Yes. But is mumbo cool? definitely.

[@gameplayallgamesresidmon184]

1:54 5 year old trying to pretend as 21 year old

[@nidgithm]

2:00 funilly enough when i was like 8 i was actually scared of the monsters that come out at night so i always played on peaceful (and i usually played creative anyway) until one time a classmate had me play with him on survival normal difficulty and i realized it wasnt actually scary lol

[@viperlord487]

Me too

[@mm_1000_Years_Ago]

Same

[@abdulnasirbushra6049]

I wasnt scared of the monsters at all but the caves were scary

[@unclebaba3463]

That's funny

[@nidgithm]

@@abdulnasirbushra6049 true caves were p scary. i still think they're a bit scary now but not necessarily on their own, it's more bc anytime i come across a mob in there i get startled lol

[@toetickler4500]

4:48 "Big ol' wallet diplomacy" This was stuck in my head for the next few days. I kept on laughing about it.

[@kieran.grant_]

It might not be a game you personally love, but there's gotta be some really easy content in reading Fortnites negative reviews.

[@htwo1]

I played it once for ten minutes so unfortunately I have little to say. And I'd have to actually play fortnite to remedy that :/

[@kieran.grant_]

@@htwo1 How about reading Doom Eternals negative reviews then?

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

@@htwo1 or Ultrakill seems like you are playing it since you put one of the music tracks in the game

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

FUCK I just realised you did

[@AxolotlTGT]

I could almost imagine going on steam and looking at phasmophobia (ghost hunting game) or EOTU (ant game) and seeing a negative review saying they copied fortnite

[@marijampolskis5803]

The only scary thing in minecraft is when its 3 am and ur in a dark room just mining with full volume enjoying the minecraft music and ur pickaxe breaks lol. The sound is so loud lmao and the amount of times i threw my controller cuz of that is insane 😂

[@retrobeans24]

Or cave noises.

[@ДаняАндриенко-у6м]

"at least Sony can own an IP without killing it" aged horribly considering the Helldivers situation lmfao

[@vamperjr1376]

man

[@miwiki6]

one other game i can say aged well is Sonic Unleashed, game released in 2008 and still looks amazing.

[@OxyToxyNT000]

sonk

[@wumwum42]

I agree on the redstone part, but there should be more items doing simple functional stuff, that are too simple, expensive or slow to replace redstone but offer similar funtionality for users not able to get that good with redstone. Maybe something like big doors, simple excavators . That way big tnt excavators and 3x3 doors are still an acomplisment, but you can get similar, but worse experinces with a single item.

[@curiousconsultant7922]

When I was getting my computer engineering degree me and a buddy of mine (not from college) used to play some minecraft and wanted to make a working computer. It took every braincell I had but we managed to create a prototype capable of writing letters on a screen and to this day this remains the most impressive thing I did in a videogame ever. Counting as a humble part of the 1% that figured out Redstone is it's own ultimate rush

[@R_operations]

I’ve always thought that the way parents see kids shows and games today is the same way we see old age so that they played back in the day as well

[@catbatrat1760]

3:39 "people who think they're really clever" I always thought these people just got mixed up.

[@_...h]

1:02 i think I'm the only person who gets the most randomest reference ever

[@Hmanpc]

I feel like there's a reference here I just can't put my finger on it

[@thenutchinman]

Okay, if falling over, turning red, and vanishing into thin air is considered a violent death, then roblox deaths are truly disturbing.

[@strakhovandrri]

About the end goal: It isn't a feature that is seen too often in sandbox games, and, honestly, I think that if it's here it should be pretty vague, like accumulating enough wealth to beat a challenge (Factorio, The Forest, Minecraft too). However, for hardness sake, they should present a constant challenge. City builders would be far less fun if the cities were inert, sewers weren't failing all the time and population complaining about no jobs/bad roads etc. Minecraft lacks this challenge. You can stay still, not giving any thought about development in game, because there's nothing pushing you to it, and it works fine when build because you want to and there are some goals to reach, but it falls apart when goals are met. The game becomes stagnant, and suddenly you literally have nothing to do except amuse yourself by your means only.

[@twintalks8774]

Exactly

[@Dhalin]

Some city builders (coughSkylines) are way too ridiculous, though. In Cities: Skylines, you need a PhD in city planning to ever have a hope of succeeding at the game, because it is way too damn picky to be able to build anything but a small town before the traffic woes kick in and you have bodies piling up in the city or something else ridiculous. You can actually recreate actual real-life towns in Skylines and traffic will come to a standstill even though this doesn't happen in RL.

[@avert_bs]

@@Dhalin it really isn't. with a few tricks and design choices, the traffic should become pretty good.

[@C.F.P]

2:12 LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD "help i died from a C R E E P Y i lost my 575634756438576543 millenia hardcore world!!!!

[@hampter3819]

Creepy? aww mann

[@cryolitegem]

In Trailmakers, there’s a fat chirpo (bird person) lovingly named Melvin. If Minecraft if for him, then I saw we’re doing something right.

[@clamshelle]

2:34 Wasn't aware that "Wii" counted as a game series lmao

[@Pyrodiac]

Wii Sports, Wii Sports Resort, Wii Sports Club, Wii Play, Wii Play Motion, Wii Party, Wii Party U, Wii Music, and probably more that I'm forgetting about.

[@charlottesmom]

Wii was so much fun back in the day!!

[@Swivelbot]

the Wii is a console with a game series call Wii_____, like Wiisports, Wiiplay, Wiiparty and Wiifit

[@charlottesmom]

@@Swivelbot , Wii-ski was a favorite in our family. 👍🏻

[@Swivelbot]

@@charlottesmom that actually isn't in the Wii series, it's written as WEski. it's one of the weird games that pretended to be in the Wii series like Wedare. so yeah, not a Wii series game

[@PrinterPog]

redstone is just one thing but command blocks... Oh boy, you can do EVERYTHING you can imagine. like tanks, games, jetpacks and even helicopters. but this last one completly destroyed me

[@AnslordMC]

"They stole creative mode from fortnite" Got me on the floor 💀💀💀

[@Mumble8988]

0:35 Nothing to do? Have they Not seen those Massive builds people make in Creative? Like the 1:1 scale Los Angeles or The Hogwarts Castle with the full interior or the Death Star or countless others????

[@ajdndbdjbdj]

So just building? Like who tf would ever think of waste their entire life just making that shit , i would have more fun playing Hogan's Castle instead of building those things

[@Mumble8988]

@@ajdndbdjbdj I mean, if you complain about building, in a game Centered around building, that's kinda on you.

[@ajdndbdjbdj]

@@Mumble8988 on me that the game is boring ?

[@abdulnasirbushra6049]

Building is not a lot to do building is just building which may be boring for many. They probably want objectives and a story like Zelda or something but Minecraft is a sandbox game not a story or objective game

[@ItzBIULD]

Plus the average age of a person on java is 24.

[@Kitty3505Channel]

7:10 REALLY!!! I DIDNT KNOW ITS MINECRAFT. Like my man,if you really want a goal complete the achievements

[@Catalyst009]

The 4 horsemen of Minecraft mobs: Zombies, Skellies, Spidies and Creepies

[@nunyabizness9548]

HONESTLY, I wouldn't mind the chat filter, IF It was either COMPLETELY optional for every server, and servers without the feature were listed as "Potentially not safe for minors", OR if they made it so that the only Auto-filtered words were slurs, (That one not being able to be turned off), but individual server owners were able to add NEW censored phrases and words

[@nousername4416]

2:40 yeah tetris is so violent and gory

[@BlueBoiOfficial]

Terrible for children it depicts falling blocks

[@theconnorthatusedtoreactto6283]

Yeah the blocks die and it's to violent for my stupid kids

[@jermssprites4859]

3:30 ITS 16 BITTTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAA

[@lancer434]

Minecraft being claimed to of “copied Fortnite” because you can build in it… just… it hurts to hear man

[@igab.]

Imagine spending money on a skin pack, texture pack or map pack when you can make your own. (texture pack I kinda have to agree, but skins? bruh)

[@fan0]

I agree with buying map packs, but buying cosmetics?

[@igab.]

@@fan0 worse

[@Cat69420]

"It's really helped Johnny since the accident" killed me 💀

[@atlasboratok9954]

0:43 said the candy crush fan

[@thatonecrazykobold1729]

the last one made me want to hack epic games and delete fortnite from existance i cringed that damn hard

[@Ringo_Overcast]

I remember ages and ages ago, they banned minecraft to be played during lunch hour and recesses because it was “too violent”

[@charon8218]

Spoken like a true Brit 8:10

[@MintLeaf536]

cupa-T

[@lulitober]

The last one💀

[@imperialstarbucks857]

im dying from how funny the last one is

[@catlovingtrio]

Minecraft used to be good, and could've still been good, but it's been ruined by Mojang's overwillingness to bow down to corrupt megacorparations.

[@localtavernsluteplayer2182]

Even with minecraft being simple and a sandbox which eventually gets stale, the fact that you can mod it into any other video game in existence should be a key selling point! I'm currently playing in a server that's like an mmorpg but better than any real ones ive played! (wynncraft)

[@ybadexmadrra7736]

The ship of Theseus

[@FishDino1310]

But to be fair, you can mod Minecraft servers and worlds

[@Rars290]

Most of these people are giving negative reviews because they lost there full enchanted diamond armor.

[@diamondnoah2862]

"ZomBieS ArE ScaRy" me:bruh they wouldn't even scare a 2yr old

[@EdgarsLS]

I liked the alpha graphics the best, it fit the game really well, the later graphics were still ok but the lower saturated colors made it look too close to real life, but the worst in this aspect are the current textures, at which point it's do desaturated that it's just not appealing anymore.

[@simplebuilds1]

exactly

[@zOOpygOOpert]

Honestly I like all the textures, but I do prefer the alpha and old textures

[@kevinmulhern2980]

“Minecraft is one of the most innocent innocuous games out there” the deep dark update: are you sure about that

[@TriangularBalls]

“since minecraft isn’t on steam” yeah just wait some months, that’ll change

[@Themasterjtg]

Minecraft is innocent, but that won't stop people from making certain very not innocent locations in it. What was it that one guy built in some dude's Minecraft server?

[@matthewjones39]

Ah yes, that one thing that one guy built in that one server. Very specific.

[@nicreven]

@@matthewjones39 watch this

[@nicreven]

was it the auschwitz thing

[@Themasterjtg]

@@nicreven yes it was the Auschwitz thing

[@nicreven]

@@matthewjones39 see

[@Krektonix]

Minecraft is VERY boring by itself. It's also pretty funky and weird including only blocks, floating tree physics, the weird crafting system, inventory spaces, punching trees (?_?), and villagers going hHHH every 5 seconds. Minecraft is only good for one thing... Mods. Modded Minecraft adds so much more to the game than what the actual developers of the game add. The developers are so lazy, releasing one update every year or two years, it's ridiculous.

[@vanish7542]

4:35... I mean hes not 100% wrong

[@EvilSnips]

I really wish they'd add Tekkit style gears and oil mechanics. I think that would be a better way to create thing like automatic miners and excavators.

[@HECKproductions]

to be fair going by percentages there are probably more kids playing GTA than minecraft

[@hardahmet7989]

While I enjoy minecraft as a game and play it as frequently as I can, I believe that redstone should be more accessible. They should have made it slightly easier while still allowing room for more skillfull people to make better contraptions. It is too complex as is.

[@SuperHagrids]

It's not easy or hard. It's circuitry. It's not like a game system that they made up so you could do all these cool things, they took something that actually exists and gave it a form in the game

[@hardahmet7989]

@@SuperHagrids I'd say the skill ceiling is too high on it, and this would discourage some people from doing functional builds, thats the point i tried to get across.

[@sir_slimestone3797]

@@hardahmet7989 A skill ceiling being high isn't what hurts accessibility. The skill floor is what impacts accessibility.

[@keithpod123]

I only do creative because the best part of the game, building and creativity but it takes so long to bring for anything that it becomes boring

[@Beano__]

1:08 he really hates some guy named melvin i guess

[@topias8062]

I can't believe the last one actually said that "Minecraft copied creative from Fortnite"🤣

[@t.a4141]

What i understood from some of those reviews is that some people are like : if did not like no one should.

[@emrickazor2610]

The review at 4:13 sounds exactly like something I would say, and I 100% stick to it That right there is how I feel. The new textures especially. They are horrible. I hate the new mobs. Microsoft is terrible anyways..... So on.

[@banana_Asriel]

Yep i stopped olaying right after caves and cliffs thats when i decided i was done with this game

[@poke_cactushobby3780]

Terraria came out after Minecraft and people bashed it for copying Minecraft. I remember Notch coming out and saying he like Terraria and thought it was unique enough to be it’s own game. During that time a lot of Minecraft clones came out, because KZbin was on Minecraft mode.

[@godofnothing611]

3:39 i mostly agree