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[@spencergarnowski5085]

As a Boston local, I stopped by it last night. What made it even better was when I got there there was a full moon, so the slide had this weird shimmer and glow to it. I truly felt like I was looking at something otherworldly.

[@ezrablasing]

Literally planning my trip to the slide soon. Coming from an hour away but Charlie's clip has sealed the deal. Might even fuck around and take it for a spin to really say I experienced it. If I don't report back, assume the worst happened in the slide.

[@AbsentxSolution]

Stay strong brother, ill be awaiting your analysis

[@zytheabsolutenerd75]

yeah there was a supermoon last night, it was cool to see

[@warlordofbritannia]

Dude rode that slide like Boston’s road “system” 😂

[@OKLuta]

@@ezrablasing keep us updated, Godspeed

[@MonsterFuzzzy]

As someone who lives in Boston, the best part about this is that having gone down that slide myself I can tell you it is actively difficult for a person larger than a child to get up to the entrance to the slide so he had to seriously put effort into getting up there.

[@zeloiz]

Fr i was traveling and went down the slide and idek how an adult with so much gear on could even get up there

[@Atruelozer]

Lel

[@PureCapsaicin]

Even better😂😂😂😂

[@7daystolive]

I am genuinely impressed he can turn a 6 second clip into an 8+ minute video

[@LuisRG525]

@@p-__no mine r

[@GameHead-04]

It’s the witty monologues, hilarious jokes, and also he’s sorta covering it in a way so it all mixes together and makes sense

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin!😱

[@EatMyShortsAU]

That is what he does talks to a camera for a living lol

[@GameHead-04]

@@nostralgia3203 those are like 18-25 minute videos 😂

[@AngryBoozer]

Imagine you’ve called the police and suddenly hear clanking from a nearby slide.

[@alfiesmith7078]

ay i want you to know, i read this past 4am and the comment had me shrieking with laughter. cant explain why

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Cause it's hilarious that's why Or I'm high AF and that's why I find it funny

[@ANormalBaguette]

@@KaraTheGirlie probably both

[@Days-ru8jh]

Thank god Charlie is spreading awareness for this. As a victim of slide to man violence since I was a child, this video has already played a big impact on helping slide victims like me.

[@TheBestDonutKing]

😂😂😂

[@gilgameshmcballin]

You were a man when you were a child? I can respect that 🤝

[@J4ckski]

Stay strong brother you are an inspiration to us all

[@ameleiizane]

Thank you for being vulnerable and sharing your pain with us. So brave.🤣🤣

[@bluedoggo483]

My heart goes all out to victims like you. I hope you have recovered now, both mentaly and physically. Wish you the very best❤

[@tomasaraya8604]

As an architect, I can tell you those slides are age restricted not only due to structural weight limits, but also the heavier the body, the more dangerous the curves get while descending. The same would happen if your vehicle was too heavy & tall and you hit a curve too fast, you'll easily flip. funny as hell to see with my own eyes tho lmao these cases were always theoretical in school.

[@rsssfgr1374]

Oh we got ourselves a slide architect over hear

[@dziewiaty]

Very sad the teacher didn't do live demonstration and you had to wait years I assume to witness untapped potential to break sound barriers using illegal slide technology.

[@CaedusX]

@@dziewiaty bro why is this so funny

[@SylasG]

Sorry but architect doesn’t equal car engineer. A car is more likely to understeer off the road in a too sharp/too fast corner scenario.

[@havoc4381]

@@SylasG It's probably just the only example they could think of

[@Ben10Abridged]

That officer is the living embodiment of ragdoll physics

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin!😱

[@d_trich]

Best thing I've seen a cop do all year

[@akwaMartyna]

@@d_trich ever*

[@connorfour]

​@@p-__No.

[@ashercd6487]

the bots 💀

[@taddybear4244]

It's how limp he is when he flies out that kills me every time.

[@jainee4507]

The speed he got flying out of that thing was seriously impressive. Guy knows how to slide.

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin!😱

[@nomasr]

@@p-__i want proof lemme smell

[@yeah_im_trash5033]

@@nomasrcan I smell you

[@nomasr]

@@yeah_im_trash5033two sniffs

[@connorfour]

​@@p-__in your dreams, keep on dreaming

[@fr33z1ng]

Not all youtubers are brave enough to cover such controversial and serious topics. Thank you, Charlie.

[@Pierre-so7xu]

MOISTCRITIKAL FORTNITE BATTLE PASS

[@AHHHH__]

we’d expect nothing less from the man who single handedly carried the whole hunger games series in his oscar winning role of “District 8 Hospital Helper”

[@nonamex6536]

Ya fr. This was probably just a call on the non emergency line about a unsafe slide and someone's kid going into the sun like team rocket. O no where blasting off again 😂

[@Pseudomonis]

Fr. My family is arguing, "It's the slides fault!"...."No, it's the officer's fault!" Then, my mother started packing her bags, and my brother is crying! (Please understand, that this is a joke.)

[@nonamex6536]

@@AHHHH__ It is criminal they didn't even credit him. The sheer gull of those people.

[@darkwowplayer]

We honestly need more people covering harmless and fun news like this

[@howcanyoudothistome1]

Amen. I get sick of the perv news vids 😅

[@Time2Coffee_]

Charlie is a professional at making this kind of news fun to watch and listen too. Tired of shocking news that only captures you because it’s horrific. Wholesome or harmless news like this is nice.

[@jacobpage8028]

Global warming 😂😂😂

[@kazap6690]

not really

[@lemmysbassdial9821]

@@jacobpage8028global cooling

[@vitsobotka6268]

Charlie's ability to turn a 5 second clip into a 8 minute video and still keep it insanely entertaining, with his immaculate vocabulary, is immensly impressive

[@pieter7418]

Underated comment

[@thatdrunkdude]

@@pieter7418 nah it's because he said the same thing as the top comment with 32k likes 3 days later

[@xEcuador1]

@@pieter7418NPC comment

[@vitsobotka6268]

​@@thatdrunkdudeits almost as if 2 separate people can come to the same conclusion

[@feraltaco4783]

This. Is. Art.

[@dhitch727]

I actually went on this very slide a couple weeks ago when I was in Boston. It was late and there was alcohol and friends involved, but even then I couldnt gain even a fraction of the speed this guy got. What's more interesting is how much of a pain it is for a full grown man to actually get up into the upper cage to ride the slide. There's some pretty tight turns I had trouble getting up there, and I'm not even a heavy guy. So props to this guy for getting up there with all his gear on

[@dampking]

Same, fellow slide survivor

[@subarashiikylox]

maybe at the start of the slide he put like a rope to boost him idk like a ballista that would kinda explain it maybe or it could be waxxed

[@fiend_gaming]

Massachusetts slides are genuinely all kind of like this. We had a metal slide here in Central Mass and everyone knew that one would send you compared to the plastic one which would leave you electrified.

[@faxmine]

A lot of the time, officers are trained to practically live with the full gear on, and it then doesn't become an issue after having to wear it every single day.

[@SpaceWitch1969]

Reminds me of Rogers slide from American dad…

[@Frostfire_202]

Charlie has an uncapped water bottle on his desk. Truly a brave man.

[@passiondpete1624]

It's empty of course

[@Folfah]

@@passiondpete1624 obviously lmao

[@RichWards-Wins]

He is a man of the moisture...

[@viesan7816]

​@@RichWards-Winshe's critical about maintaining his moisture

[@6roxy]

And waving his arms around dodging it multiple times lol

[@EnmaDarei]

The best part is that there ARE video videos of adults going down that same slide on twitter, and they come out actually pretty slow. It really is a mystery what that officer did to get slingshot like that.

[@dawnye69]

To be fair Charlie has been blessed with the perfect frame and build for any childrens park slide so he is definitely the most reliable amusement park slide reviewer.

[@kamquater]

@@p-__bruh what ???

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

@@p-__but is your poop better than Charlie’s poop? Didn’t think so.

[@AmazingAutist]

​@@kamquater Do not reply to the bots, it only encourages it. Just report and nlock

[@monolith_g]

Do you think he would go faster? Huh, do you?

[@monolith_g]

Well?..

[@georgeg7152]

Thank you for the officer testing the safety of the ride for the rest of the public. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

[@daryncollins7640]

@@p-__ i smelled them so i can deconfirm this statement

[@nam3notfound69]

@@daryncollins7640 I didn't smell them so i can confirm this statement

[@George-pl7eu]

Legit I wouldn't take a kid down that slide under the age of 10 that shit looks silly

[@warlordofbritannia]

BPD really proving that they’re the best and brightest

[@Nova_3579]

As a certified bostonian, I can confirm that the Hamburglar has been a major problem in our city. For years now we have been warned about the criminal who has been duping cops into using the slide. It's been absolute chaos.

[@mage1439]

Does he carry around a sign that says "free hamburgers this way" while pointing toward the slide?

[@dampking]

@@mage1439yeah and he also has signs all over the city

[@Hamppdur]

Our thoughts and prayers go out to you all.

[@gptsiteuser]

Someone put vegetable oil down it

[@maddsthegamer]

we will catch him eventually!

[@gustavopaniza9964]

This one feels like vintage Charlie: goofy stuff, no cutouts to a live stream, and he making a lot of theories on something this little. I really enjoyed this clip lol

[@tesseract5569]

Yeah this channel is just uploads of streams a lot of the time

[@grichl88]

I honestly think this cop deserves some respect for going so fast. It's pretty impressive. I'm sure Elon Musk will hire this guy to try and build a super slide across the country.

[@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G]

Musk would fuck up and make it turtle speed somehow

[@robertschnobert9090]

​@@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0Gplease don't deadname my favorite billionaire. He's called Mr X. Elon changed his last name today to represent his company better. 🌈

[@hikaleo]

@@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G nah he would just add something super unnecessary and then make it looks like shit

[@grichl88]

@@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G and then insult the cop on social media and makeup some dumb conspiracy.

[@slavvy.mp4884]

The funniest part about this comment thread is that it actually perfectly describes of how Elon functions without even being hyperbolic, my example being the cave rescue situation; Elon desperate for attention makes a sub, the sub is completely unusable for the operation, he blames the main head of operation and makes up a theory how he's somehow a pedo.

[@dddddyyn]

Charlie needs to take a road trip to Boston and try out the slide. He can see if it was a skill issue or a design issue.

[@Deadspace123100]

You saying this might be a "skill issue" was funnier to me than the actual video.

[@Ambiablo]

I’d pay to see that

[@mokey345]

charlie is about as short as a 12 year old, so his data probably wouldn’t be useful

[@jerichobloodybloody.7532]

It’s in San Francisco

[@daltyd4820]

@@jerichobloodybloody.7532are you sure? I thought this was one of the slides at the park in government center. It was on the Boston subreddit

[@Pestsoutwest]

My son was 4 years old and did this same thing at a local park. The park had water fountains for the kids to play in when it was hot. After getting wet, he went down the big slide, and the speed he got was so extreme that he launched off the end, landing a good 6 feet from the edge of the slide. That was the day he broke his arm.

[@novaleader7305]

Oof poor kid

[@E-Brightvoid]

Poor lad!

[@samholden1339]

I’m sure lil dude loved telling his buddies that story 😂

[@chandlereaves6573]

Nice war story he got, also all these bots are so annoying.

[@abaddon2148]

that'll put some hair on his chest!

[@vox-gaming]

I don't know how Charlie kept a straight face for the first 3-4 minutes of the video. It's 2am and I have just laughed so hard at that first 3-4 minutes my parents woke up and asked "are you okay". I was crying tears of laughter, my face red like a bunch of ripe cherries, my nose producing more snot than blood from a nose bleed. That intro was legendary.

[@marticos97]

Agreed, I had to stop for a minute there to start breathing again.

[@SwedishMinecraftAnim]

This video made my cry of laughter too. The slowmo is killing me

[@MedroffYT]

I shited

[@Goz969]

Maybe because his humor is not as broken. Tbf this was funny, but it's not that funny. I hope your parents weren't too mad though lol.

[@kapatz09]

literally tho its 3am rn and im DYING of laughter

[@MurrayPeeps]

I rely on Charlie for my current events.

[@thedarkroom6416]

W

[@HighKing9000]

Ditto

[@shortername4185]

Me too

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin!😱

[@Skull_on_fire]

@Susnation532no you are not loser

[@OfficiallySnek]

Reminds me of the winter time in elementary school, I discovered that if you put some snow on the slide and then grabbed a chunk of ice and went down the slide while sitting on it, the result would be that of attaching a rocket engine to a skate board. Truly some good times

[@Shibouu59]

There are few thrills as great as breaking the sound barrier on an icy slide 💨

[@Parthanaux_H]

Minecraft physics

[@giornogiovanna9475]

Reducing friction

[@shem7146]

Ice really reduces friction

[@fintherebel5000]

I used to use a cafeteria tray with some hot wheels cars taped to the bottom and go down slides

[@Dominator_0211]

Little did we know, he’s actually a time traveler that was sent here to warn us about something huge. Unfortunately his colleague flubbed the numbers and he was sent back in the middle of the slide going 100mph.

[@thebananamonk]

My favourite theory

[@SucDik]

"Learn to slide better its a skill issue." SENT ME LMAOOOOOO

[@Rainkit]

It has to do with mass. My dad went on a slide made for 8 year olds when I was a kid and he flew into the air and cracked his skull open. Turns out, heavy adults go down slides faster with more inertia than children. My dad got some stitches but survived, btw. The way I described it made it sound like he died but he's still alive.

[@jesterdude420]

finally! this fellow gets it

[@jasonpeng5798]

That doesn’t make much sense. Gravity accelerates all things equally. Heavier adults do not go down slides faster, that’s like saying bigger bowling balls fall faster which Galileo proved wrong off the leaning tower of Pisa. He may have more inertia due to having higher mass but he has proportionally more bone density and strength so it makes no sense that your dad would crack his skull open if he rode down a slide the same way a kid did it. They should come out at the same speed and there’s no reason he would go flying and you wouldn’t.

[@eschcal9839]

Its those metal slides, man. Those get so frictionless and worn down smooth, we had some real nasty ones that every kid avoided back in the day. Everyone learned the hard way why that part of the play area was abandoned. It may as well of been a frozen over floor of a moving truck.

[@Rainkit]

​​​@@jasonpeng5798Its not so much about gravity but about inertia. Slides don't just make you go down. There are sections meant to slow you down and speed you up. If you are too large they don't work. Which is also why overweight adults or underweight children may find themselves flung off waterslides. Or an example in this video, the long flat lip at the bottom of the slide that is meant to stop children doesn't do anything.

[@Error591]

@@jasonpeng5798 you a moron? If you drop a feather off a building does it fall the same as a brick? No it doesn’t

[@3bostonboys]

As a Bostonian, I can say two things: 1. Those slides are absolutely insane and I’ve seen people go down them like 30 mph if they have the right clothes/velocity 2. Good amount of the BPD just spend good amounts of their time doing effectively nothing (don’t act like y’all don’t with your jobs/school)

[@pandorin2348]

That slide looks like it would get hot asf during summer

[@3bostonboys]

@pandorin2348 they do

[@juicybuttercup5393]

for some reason, when I read "BPD" I automatically assumed you were saying borderline personality disorder, and I was so confused. it took me a second to realize you meant Boston Police Department

[@hawkmangaming9122]

@@juicybuttercup5393LOL same

[@haywoodjablome7822]

Mass and Cass is So fucking bad. Like Skid Row bad.

[@mmmcertified9877]

Respect to the officer flopping like a fish coming off the production belt testing the safety of that metal slide 👏🏼

[@SussyRobloxLord]

CHARLIE MORE LIKE POOPIE IM BETTER

[@damnyousmutims2009]

Bro fell so hard he dropped his inventory

[@dankrue2549]

I think he gained so much speed due to the fact he had equipment on him, like his radio, handcuffs, taser, etc. I think they acted as spacers to minimize contact and friction, allowing those incredible speeds.

[@spacecowboy7568]

Not to mention his plate carrier! He was basically a sled going downhill on ice, there was no stoppin.

[@sharktyphooncycler2]

I thought it was funny how a magazine full of ammo fell off his belt, like bro got popped in fortnite and dropped his ammo

[@mornemauvais5873]

​@@sharktyphooncycler2laughed too hard at this😂

[@305backup]

​@@sharktyphooncycler2bro got thirsted by the camera man

[@Void1243]

I think its just gravity. The slide is desinged for children between 20-50kg. The officer is a chunky adult with 80-100kg. Thy why he shot out lile a fucking rocket :D

[@OnlyTwoShoes]

What happened is the mesh polymer in his hi-vis-vest reduced the friction. Think of the mesh as little air pockets, so there's less overall contact with the slide. That combined with his adult body weight to accelerate him much faster than a child would. Edit: So many 'professional physicists' in this comments section quoting false facts. First off, free fall states that all things being equal, objects at different mass will fall under gravity at the same rate. This is true. However, all things, but mass have to be equal. A 100lb sphere will fall at the same rate as a 1lb sphere, because everything else is equal. However a 100lbs cube will not fall at the same rate as a 1lb sphere because all things are not equal. Surface area effects drag, which is why I didn't say mass, I said adult body and weight. What I really should have said was size, because that is based on shape and surface area. A grown man skydiving can tuck in his arms and legs to accelerate to the ground faster than another man who has his limbs spread out. Friction is the limiting factor in all cases of gravity based acceleration. Since air is not the only form of friction in this case, surface area and weight distribution make a difference in acceleration.

[@christiancavelltaylor442]

Acceleration due to gravity is unaffected by the mass of an object. Him being a grown man made no difference

[@tomrejor4842]

​@@christiancavelltaylor442it can make a difference not it terms of speed gain but on the contrary in terms of speed loss. Being heavier means more energy which entails that you need more friction to slow down that you would have required if you are not as heavy, which can definitely mean more speed at the end of the tunnel. Although I have no idea how significant that is in the context of a slide.

[@SerpentShark13927]

@@christiancavelltaylor442I’m sorry but the heavier something is the faster it will fall 💀🗿

[@pikariocraftf2802]

​@@christiancavelltaylor442- thats only correct in a vacuum I believe. But still, less friction and more potential energy being transferred into kinetic energy.

[@fresh_dood]

@@tomrejor4842 friction is proportional to normal force as well, so I'm not sure which wins out.

[@tesm_jsf]

We need a video of Charlie and Matt testing out different slides now

[@smackedpickle]

"I Ranked Every Slide in America"

[@mr.notsoincredible5345]

nah they should just do every slide in boston

[@4mdt21]

We just need Charlie to film a video at the slide in question and make it a 10 min in depth review with experts along side him.

[@yowatchie]

Matt isn't really needed.

[@ancientsounds6989]

A couple of things that made the officer go flying : 1) His Hi Vis vest is very slippery and has tiny grooves that allow air to pass through quickly 2) The officer's centre of gravity changed at exactly the moment the slides gradient descent was at its max so he flew out with no drag because his weightiest part of his body was not held down to anything whereas if he slid down it normally his legs and buttocks would stick to the slide causing significant drag .

[@Crystal_Moon248]

Also the slide was made of metal, not plastic, which I assume would not slow you down.

[@VonDoof]

@@Crystal_Moon248as long as there’s no bare skin with I assume there wasnt

[@zachdk]

The cop clearly hit a warp gate but miraculously made it back. His heart was stopped but on first impact once exiting the slide it resuscitated him bringing life back into his body.

[@bozbozman1575]

Thanks. I thought it was a time jump portal!! But you are correct sir

[@LunamPuer]

You can see that the slide has one section where it is wider, like a car exhaust pipe. That is probably filled with like detection sensors to determine if the slider is within the allowed age limit. If not, the slide activates the eject button and basically hits the slider with the green arrow super mario cart boost, just shooting them out like a human potato canon.

[@CaedusX]

bro there gatta be a secret mario cart booster somewhere in there fr

[@Ilovewashers]

The fact that this comment has only 6 likes (Me being like #6) is unfair!

[@Ilovewashers]

Hmmm, looks like my last comment did not age well, lol. now it has 55 likes as I'm typing this.

[@Nature-556]

That just makes it even more fun for older people

[@potatosoup5744]

I was in Boston a few months ago and rode this slide! It was truly an incredible experience, the slide was remarkable both in its lack of friction and velocity you’re able to achieve

[@yeetjones927]

It's in the UK not boston

[@ShinzGodzilla]

@@yeetjones927it happened in the usa my friend. There is a us flag flying in the interview clip.

[@Stef8988]

@@yeetjones927the slide is at city hall plaza in Boston close to haymarket

[@DEADBRO_]

​@@ShinzGodzillaDude didn't even watch the video 😂

[@thesuperlansuperchannel115]

@@yeetjones927it literally says Boston police officer

[@MBauer457]

I love that Charlie's description of what happened is funnier than the actual video 😂

[@Nathan46000]

Here’s my little analysis: in view of the full slide there is a steep incline at the top, looking closely enough you will see that the turn to go towards the exit of the slide is not visible, implying that it’s a sharp turn which in a dark metal slide is completely invisible. The officer must have hit the side of the slide when he turned and tumbled gaining more momentum the further down he went, resulting in what ever loony tunes bullshit he experienced.

[@jingofn2456]

This video really proves that Charlie can talk about anything and still be entertaining.

[@Tr1xx]

More or less boring and pointless

[@d_trich]

To be fair, that's 6 seconds of pretty good content to riff off

[@Supernimo735]

CHARLIE IS BORING IM BETTER

[@Supernimo735]

CHARLIE IS BORING IM BETTER

[@Supernimo735]

CHARLIE IS BORING IM BETTER

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

He may have slid out of control but he somehow slid into hearts with how much laughter it gave us.

[@lookissjaxin]

“It’s not like sliding is a skill you have to develop “ 😂😂😂😂

[@latina_fangirl]

0:08 I always appreciate Charlie being so sure of his audience being up to date on internet shenanigans.

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin!😱

[@avid8005]

For sure, this is the first time I've heard of these metal slides tunnels things

[@tillitsdone]

I never know about any of this stuff until Charlie covers it.

[@eenayeah]

Almost everything he talks about is the first time I'm hearing about it despite him always saying "you've probably seen it" 😂

[@ParzivalTheThird]

Except that he’s wrong in my cade, he’s the only one who keeps me caught up on these things.

[@addictionsucks8848]

Judging by how tall and the general shape of the structure I'm going to say I think he just went too fast and it tossed him around. And I think the reason that happened was because of his outfit. He had that bright vest, and the material those are made out of basically have no friction on smooth surfaces. My guess is that he laid all the way down and had much less traction than is expected. Like when you go down those slides at the county fair on burlap.

[@Maverick2736]

That, plus the fact he's a big grown adult with a slightly corpulent build. Minimal friction + increased weight/mass + gravity = way more acceleration than the tiny kids the slide was built for.

[@tl1480]

@@Maverick2736not more acceleration just more innertia

[@notyourbusiness5193]

God those burlap sack slides are terrifying ever since I went down one and ended up with a concussion cause some dipshit stepped infront of the end of it.

[@Astrussy]

@@tl1480it’s been a while since you took physics huh?

[@tl1480]

@@Astrussy Well, you'll fall at 9.8m/s*s, no matter how much you weight

[@rdizzy1]

These slides are probably created with kids in mind, not adults, so the physics change when the mass going down is 5-10x. Also could have been wearing clothing that was very low friction, hitting that corner can definitely cause someone to flip upside down like that. I've had something similar happen on a waterslide, started out normal, hit the first curve and flipped over upside down and I almost drowned due to sliding down the fucker on my stomach, face down, legs first, all the water funneling up my nasal passages.

[@DrownedInDysphoria]

New fear unlocked holy fuck

[@akwaMartyna]

@@DrownedInDysphoria don't worry, this is the exact reason there's always a lifeguard near waterslides' exits xD at least the waterparks I've been to

[@RaptorJesus]

Police uniforms are made of polyester. So yeah, very low-friction.

[@papaspaulding]

kids could have also waxed it. we used to wax metal slides as kids with a candle or just scribbling on it with a crayon as you go down. it makes the slide extremely slippery no matter what you're wearing, if anything it makes it too slippery if you keep doing it and even the smallest of slides will have you shooting off the end like this at high speed

[@Ardarail]

Glad you didn't drown but that's a hilarious image to think about

[@IONProd]

As a criminal, I will make sure to use slides to get away when being chased by cops from now on

[@inokainemis]

i remember hearing about plastic metal friction being super low, those bikes that can go like 60mph use plastic metal chains for lower friction. maybe the plastic vest gave the officer a very low friction situation and accelerated him like a railgun shot out the end of the slide

[@corkizone]

I'm from the Boston area and tried out that slide one late night. The momentum you gain and the velocity that you exit the slide with is insane! I fell flat on my ass, laughing the whole time 😆

[@digitalgamer457]

Dude, I live near Boston and I gotta check that out honestly cause...holy shit 😅

[@dfpguitar]

We need on the scene investigators to report back to the rest of the world. Show us a pov video maybe.

[@dtrYeti]

@@digitalgamer457it’s on congress st if you wanna check it out

[@aidany98791]

Is this slide one of Boston's famous attraction?

[@heytayven]

Charles literally covered child predators and horrific murderers 2 weeks ago, and has now made a 8 minute video from a 6 second clip of a guy going down a slide. Mr. White will never cease to amaze me

[@Randomturtle001]

Personally I think it was the High-Vis jacket being a material that took away a lot of friction. Also it's possible that the officer swung into the slide by grabbing onto the top and swinging himself in. The only time I ever got close to that speed on a slide was when the slide was icy and I had put my coat waterproof side down and got a running start to slide down on that. This slide looks pretty steep so it doesn't surprise me he is moving that fast.

[@dbfzato-1327]

its weight, its not rocket science lol. think people need to back to school lol, if a car and a lorry roll down a hill what one you think will pick up more speed? its made for kids, they probably to scared to put on a weight limit lol

[@Speedsters727]

@@dbfzato-1327 Think you are a bit off, the speed will be the same, gravity is a constant, the momentum is what is different

[@dbfzato-1327]

lol i think your a bit off lol, gravity the same of course but not the weight that causes the momentum (acceleration by weight), its why it says its not for adults, should probably be a weight limit to clear up confusion, its all about terminal velocity thats effected by weight! and momentum is speed effected by weight....... (kinetic energy) good job failing to pass middle school physics lol if at car or a bike hit you at 30mhp one gonna do more damage! its why their is weight classes in fighting from google : Kinetic Energy: Motion's Power Kinetic energy is the energy of motion, and it depends on the mass and speed of an object more mass + speed = more momentum = more kinetic energy to hit things harder, explanation for dummies lol@@Speedsters727

[@wolvw]

This man has single handedly changed sliding history

[@jesusr.7829]

🤭

[@treeman7495]

And that one kid on vine who recorded his friend on “nitro circus”

[@jackseabury4125]

It's official. Charlie has to go to Boston and test the slide out himself.

[@jordanburroughs9479]

The fact Charlie can take such a goober video and get more than a million views in less than 24 hours is absolutely insane. You are the GOAT

[@sundaynightdrunk]

13.4 million subscribers to your channel will do that for a soul.

[@passiondpete1624]

Sheep follow sheep

[@Folfah]

@@passiondpete1624 its often the sheep who call others sheep. its an endless loop. best not to be cringe yeah?

[@BruceCruce]

@@Folfah dude sheep can't talk, they have know way of speaking

[@code988yay]

@@sundaynightdrunknah, it’s good content, like vitaly also has 12 mil and gets like, 24k views per vid

[@Ninjujitsu]

Momentum = Mass × Velocity He entered the slide quickly, probably by holding the area above the slide and swinging his legs in first. He hit the curve and flipped as you hypothesized, Charles, and careened out as shown.

[@SpicyRikers]

Here in scotland it feels kind of normal for police officers to be able to have a little laugh like this on the job sometimes lol, you need more like this dude in america 😅

[@Hunterr8]

Most are like this. It's just the media trying to portray the officer as evil for going down a damn slide... They'll find any reason to demonize police.

[@TheElusiveReality]

maybe on the normal old playground slides instead lmao i dont think they can handle the new stuff

[@yeetjones927]

Bro all police officers in the UK have a laugh not just Scotland

[@LaLavaneko]

Same in aus

[@woody_you_want]

No one is actually upset at him for going down a slide, that's just how local news here works

[@faizal188]

The video was a masterpiece though. It had the anticipation, the tension-building with the noises and the absolute comedic shock of seeing a man being pelted around with ragdoll physics.

[@dat_lou5561]

Bruh, I've driven by this slide hundreds of times. It's in Boston by Government Center. I've always thought there's no shot this is a kid's slide but have always wanted to try it

[@munkustrap2]

I agree...it never looked like a kid's slide to me either.

[@dampking]

Its pretty underwhelming

[@dat_lou5561]

@@dampking that's because you're not doing it right, like the cop did

[@-Banana-Bro-]

It’s simple. It has a hot-wheels booster track in the tunnel.

[@DutchDukeMan]

I love that when clicking on a video of Charlie you never know if it's something actually serious or something silly as hell "huge slide disaster" lmao

[@harmoen]

When he has a video titled something like "I'm sorry" and you don't know if there's a big controversy or if he put too much Ketchup on his burger.

[@unqualified1667]

My theory: he discovered a method for going down really fast as a child. (Maybe a run and jump situation), and now he uses it as some sort of party trick as an adult anytime he's within the vicinity of a slide because he thinks it makes him cool and quirky or something. This would also explain why he was going down the slide in the first place. Also, this was probably his first time on this slide and perhaps the last turn was a bit sharper than he had calculated for and that's why he came out all discombobulated.

[@Fortnitetoes]

I believe that theory

[@DiDiDinky]

why you got to word it like that bro just wanted to go on a slide

[@TheElusiveReality]

lmfao i believe it

[@TheElusiveReality]

@@DiDiDinky found the officer 🧐🧐

[@b1nary_f1nary]

sorry but I was laughing out loud reading your theory, thats just so goofy

[@Yarsig]

Once went down a water slide at Hawaiian Falls back in ~2005 in one of those double innertubes with my dad. I'm riding in the front when halfway down the slide, we hit a bump and I go flying up, hit the roof of the slide, land behind my dad, and he's somehow in the front seat now, and I'm holding onto the back for dear life as we go mach 10 out the end and I slide across the surface of the pool setting the record for amount of rocks skipped. It was a blast. (And incredibly dangerous)

[@Tenma2411]

Atleast you didnt get decapitated like in that infamous waterpark from the 90's don't know what it was called but atleast 6 people died before the park shut dowm

[@Yarsig]

@@Tenma2411 Schlitterbahn, Kansas. Yeah, horrible stuff.

[@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli]

Couple of things: There's friction on the surface. Obviously the more surface area you have, the more friction *possibly*, but more importantly is that the more mass you have (often much much larger multiplier than your surface area) the less of the ratio of friction to your momentum. Because of this, the more massive slider is going down closer to freefall, but also as the slide curves, depending on the curve, it can actually accelerate you *faster* than freefall. Like a ski jump. If the curve is progressive than the acceleration can be massive. Not a huge deal for a little kid who is lighter and slowed down more by friction, but for a man it's a cannon.

[@TheTuttle99]

Idk why I never thought of that, but yeah the weight of a fully grown man, with all his gear, makes sense

[@LukeNasti]

Thanks

[@tonyl2549]

I love how effortlessly funny you are Charlie. I listened to this in the car and laughed the whole ride home. Thank you. 😂👏🏼👏🏼

[@SussyRobloxLord]

I just exposed penguinz0 on my time line 😂😂😂😂

[@SussyRobloxLord]

I just exposed penguinz0 on my time line 😂😂😂😂

[@SussyRobloxLord]

I just exposed penguinz0 on my time line 😂😂😂😂

[@jesterdude420]

​@@SussyRobloxLord nobody is going to your alternate page kiddo...such a weird method of advertisement

[@thatoneguy6707]

@@jesterdude420 All bots my guy

[@plasmarade]

This is the true form of reaction content. Not the BS like XQC who can barely get out a word per clip. Good job charles. [Reply section has become an interesting warzone btw for all reading this]

[@PopcornMax179]

CHATnochatseeIgottawhatyousaythepoliceofficerhegottacausehewasintheslidehewhatigottayougottaseewhathe... oh. Okay. Yeah.

[@soggybiscotti8425]

He improved a lot after DarkViperAU hit him up and I think made a real impression in Charlie. Instead of just stealing content and just watching it, he now seems to actually create some of his own content out of it. Charlie was never the worst, like xqc and asmongold. But he still did it. I think after having his eyes opened to the problem a bit, he changed his content for the better.

[@CallForGrandPappy]

Xqc is just plain shitty you have to still be in elementary school if you enjoy his “content”, Charlie manages to milk an 8 second video to 8 minutes with good commentary.

[@Walrus101]

Why are you hating on the king of juicers 🧐

[@killerkitty2183]

cry harder

[@macgen4152]

This is THE traditional moist kritikal content Charlie used to make back in the day.... please make more videos like this

[@ReallySchist]

🎉

[@bironjames9948]

Did he change his name from moist critical to penguinz0 ?? I keep seeing people call him moist kritikal ?

[@Just_a_random_username]

@@bironjames9948 thats his twitch name and brand. The "penguinz0" name is a username he had like a long time ago and he decieded to just keep it

[@aether2056]

@@bironjames9948 thats his name on twitch

[@tanner7987]

​@@bironjames9948I think it's his twitch name, or just changed it like you said.

[@Jay_the_A-Cat]

I was laughing 8 minutes straight it is 2 am in Germany... I think after this amount of joy I can sleep in peace. Thanks for providing us all with fun dude 😂

[@timumbra2476]

Have a laugh and watch it again lol

[@goodmorningsundaymorning4533]

Imagine how joked on this cop is getting from his buddies at the police station 😂

[@BaalBandit]

He must've perfectly held his feet up to avoid any contact with the rubber on his boots. A true thrill seeker

[@enga7016]

Charlie is seriously turning into the local news channel of KZbin. Sometimes he’s got 20 minute long segments about serious stories that need to be covered, and other times it’s just dumbass stories like this. I’m all for it lmao

[@pwuntahs]

I mean yeah his content has turned kinda bad and saturated over the years

[@gr33n75]

​​@@pwuntahs Hes been the same for 7 years now. Wdym "bad over the years"???

[@raymickens440]

Lets call him... News Jesus

[@BBoy4040]

​​@@raymickens440tbh Charlie keeps me up on current events and trends in a way that actually keeps me interested

[@seffers4788]

@@gr33n75his channel used to be completely different and uploaded totally different kinds of videos instead of popular clips and drama. I don’t feel any particular way about it, but he’s been on youtube for a long time and even posted mainly runescape way back in the day lol.

[@AlexionGame]

I pass by that slide everyday going into work, and I still could not tell you how he picked up such terminal velocity on that bad baby

[@yourgrannydude]

Guys, the reflective vest is way too slick on polished metal. Also with his utility belt on, all of the stuff sticking out minimized his area of contact with the slide so he had very little drag. Have you ever used just your shoulder blades and heels on a water slide instead of your whole body? You will go Way faster.

[@angelomattei2304]

This was 5% physical damage and 95% emotional damage

[@JJtoob]

This is one of the goofiest topics covered this year by Charlie, and I like seeing how much he enjoyed talking about it. Also, I don't think there's enough space to enter normally and come out facing head first, he must have went in head first. I also like that comment about appropriateness and Charlie focuses on the form or skill and not the question of what the heck is an officer doing going down a kid slide in the first place lmao.

He didnt come out head first

[@HdnCr]

​@@p-__ Bot?

[@ashercd6487]

​@@HdnCryes

[@VColossalV]

He came out feet first

[@JJtoob]

@@VColossalV Damn, he was so fast it tricked my eyes.

[@silvertarot25]

True story: in my town when I was a kid a grown woman went down a kids slide, shattered her knees, sued the city and WON, and the playground had to be completely redone, ie they took away the fun stuff, and yes there was a sign added about the equipment is meant for kids, so adults were at their own risk. Later on my friend married her son, and the whole family has spent the last 30 yrs trying to figure out how to sue places for money, cuz no one wants to work. My friend's now ex injured himself at a job and tried to sue them, claiming it would affect his ability to work in the future. It was denied and all he got was his treatment paid for. His injury: he cut his thumb with with a pizza slicer - even his job cast doubt on it being accidental. He got some stitches, physical therapy was not needed, he never lost permenant use of his thumb.

[@RusticRonnie]

Should have cut it off, pussy’s don’t get payouts… well at least not that kind. How much did she make? Couldn’t have been much

[@fishvato1403]

Working in a PT clinic we get so many of these and it’s obvious. They claim they’re in pain despite rolling through their exercises and being in for over 30 visits. It’s clear these guys just don’t want to go back to work and just wanna keep milking workers comp.

[@silvertarot25]

@@fishvato1403 This is going to sound crazy, but that family was so desperate to not work they neglected their health til they had such severe health problems they ended up qualifying for SSDI...as in they didn't eat right, didn't exercise, became overweight, ended up with diabetes, still neglected their health, and ended up amputees...the husband and the wife - from the park. My friend's ex-husband got into an accident, refused to do his PT to regain his mobility and independence, got on SSDI, then eventually died due to his neglecting his health. Oddly 1 of the sons isn't at all like that, he's been working since HS, kept the same job til the factory shut down, and immediately found another job.

[@fishvato1403]

@@silvertarot25 Jesus Christ. That’s a whole nother level of lazy. Glad the son got out okay. Thanks for sharing man

[@DOOMStudios]

This is genuinely one of the funniest videos we’ve seen in a very long time this year. Every time when I see this clip I just laugh hysterically.

[@SussyRobloxLord]

CHARLIE MORE LIKE POOPIE IM BETTER

[@theklown8820]

Can you imagine that slide on a 102° day

[@frankblack7070]

I was a cop for a very long time, several decades. That was a demonstration of what we would call shenanigans PS he DEFINITELY is getting the business from his coworkers for years over this. I guarantee there will be slides showing up in his locker, probably kid’s bike helmets, elbow pads etc for a good long time

[@LaffeeTaffeeGG]

Metal slides are notoriously sleek and make you go faster than you'd expect. Especially if you're a heavier person, you're going to pick up momentum super quick. I've gone down metal slides that have waves on them, and gone airborne.

[@Krystalmyth]

Those are the best, until your ass lands on the flat part at the bottom. 😅

[@AustinGSF18]

Honestly Charlie you are a genius. How do you make a 5 second video into a 9 minute video as a product and a revenue source. Inspirational lmao

[@kosmique]

by talking about it ? the things people are amazed by today...

[@Parthanaux_H]

​@@kosmiquehe's amazed at how he can talk about something that's only lasted for 5seconds. Because that is impressive and many people can't do that

[@Dapperganker]

​@@kosmiqueTry it yourself big fella

[@some-guy-in-the-internet]

@@Parthanaux_H No one does it the way Charlie does it. He's sophisticated with his word and humor with that monotone (less monotone than before though) voice.

[@griffinmckenzie7203]

​​@@Parthanaux_H If you thing this is hard, I really feel bad for your boss.

[@Ekyllier]

what makes it so funny is that his body looks so lifeless like a dummy and then he just gets up afterwards

[@ethanpeeples6187]

This man 100 percent ran then jumped feet first into that slide

[@Robcody1]

Thank you for covering this topic, it’s hard to find an in depth slide analysis these days

[@chrisrose708]

The slide was designed for kids weighing less than 90 lbs. The force of acceleration is increased due to the increased mass of the officer which led to him speeding like a bullet out of the end. I am sure any average sized adult would experience the same crazy acceleration on the slide.

[@Burning_Soup]

I was like 120 in the 3rd grade (I was really tall) I did get the silly amounts of power in those metal slides

[@Trenz0]

You're getting real loose with physics terms there. The force of gravity is the same on everything. F = m a where a is g. What's really happening here is his mass is increasing his momentum (p = m v) especially relative to the friction of the slide.

[@redjr242]

The force of gravity increases with mass but it's acceleration remains the same. But you're right that friction probably has less of an effect the heavier the person is, so basically his terminal velocity is higher.

[@chrisrose708]

@Trenz0 yeah, the 'acceleration of gravity' is constant at 9.8 m/s2. But the force applied increases as mass increases (F = mg). The momentum increases too, yes. It seems like we agree, he has more speed because he has more mass.

[@LordAnimeca]

My theory, his uniform gathered shit loads of static electricity and the slide shot him out like a rail gun

[@xtalviper]

My guess is he curled in a ball and put all his weight on his back. That vest was probably polyester and other plastics, and really lowered the friction so he went down way too fast, causing him to tumble the way he did. Back when I worked in fast food, we had a kiddie playground with a plastic slide. Not huge by any means, it was only like one story high. But after hours we took the large plastic food trays they used to use to hand out food (nowadays they just throw it in a bag regardless if you stay or leave) and slid down riding the trays like mini snow sleds, and dear lord was it bone-breakingly fast.

[@kevinducharme1263]

I'm impressed that he was trying to have a little fun while he was working. it shows a human side to this fellow. LOL. and yeah, he got MEGA velocity too, holy cow! I say thumbs up to this guy.

[@LaffeeTaffeeGG]

Also I believe Charlie is referring to the Verruckt Water slide which had a short "hump" partway down which would cause some riders to get airborne, so they decided to "fix" the problem by adding a steel cage around that section so instead of being shot up into the air, you'd just get shot straight into the cage and pulverized. They finally shut the water slide down when a group hit the cage, and a little boy was decapitated.

[@thecrepeofdeath]

I remember that. there is a concerning amount of totally unsafe stuff that somehow flies under the radar until someone is maimed or killed. there was a playground slide/jungle gym combo near me that my parents had the sense to tell me not to go on - it had a metal bar exactly at a child's head height at the bottom of the slide. eventually it was quietly removed. gee, I wonder what happened...

[@Geneolgia]

I believe Charlie talked about this before, really terrifying.

[@mrmoment6061]

I wasn't expecting that last part. Genuinely caught me off guard. That poor boy😢.

[@MarccoPro]

“Hey buddy, you went down a slide, now you have to slide yourself from our force” 😂

[@KillSwitchdaGod]

Charlie pouring an entire bucket of salt on this man's "situation" had me in tears the whole time! 🤣😭💀

[@bdhhsgbyddhggg]

Those damn metal slides are hotter than Superman’s heat vision I swear to god

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

first bot ^

[@bdhhsgbyddhggg]

@@p-__- I made a face out of your name mr. Bot You’re welcome

[@ScootaNinja]

This shows that Charlie really adds to his reaction content and not just sit there doing nothing

[@j-rexentertainment7246]

*Cough* XQC *Cough*

[@sandsgrainofsand5320]

​@@j-rexentertainment7246xqc is cancer to listen to .. how does he even have fans

[@headfullofdreams6083]

The slide had an adult detector on it that activated a mariokart style speed booster if an adult decided to break the rules and ride the slide, to punish them

[@broganwarrior4844]

On a side note about these metal slides: they are kinda dangerous, at least where I live they got rid of metal slides because in the summer when the sun was out, these slides would heat up super hot to the point you’d burn yourself.

[@ThePokestopPapi]

Yup hot metal can seriously fuck someone up

[@joinsideke]

Yeah I'm honestly surprised they still make metal slides. And a tube slide at that! Kids gonna bake themselves going down that thing.

[@titoepfx4272]

​@@joinsidekei remember the metal slides in elementary, hottest thing on the planet

[@redcharm1959]

@@titoepfx4272 and you would be wearing short that day too 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@spheresartis1782]

Thays just a part of being a kid, scorching hot slides!

[@johnnyklash5883]

Charlie's purely logical questioning made this 100 times funnier, I'm dead. 🤣

[@Joe90h]

Imagine you call the police because of a genuine frightening situation at a playground, and this guy just launches out of a nearby tunnel slide.

[@YokiDokiPanic]

Out of all the things a cop can do that might be "inappropriate" playtesting a slide is on the bottom of that list. It's one of the rare moments where you see that cops can still just be silly humans like the rest of us.

[@matthewkukowski4638]

Based on the noises it makes and how the officer slides down so stiff it looks like this slide is a production facility where new police officers are made and then dumped out into the world

[@Salaundre]

I’ve been on steal slides like that growing up. Certain kinds of fabric allow you to slide faster and your weight is a factor as well. An old slide I went on as a child threw me out faster when I was a Teen and 3 times as heavy the last time I was on it.

[@ct5625]

Polyester pants against a polished steel surface, combined with the weight of an adult man. There's no mystery here, just basic materials science and physics. Not sure why the media are trying to make a scandal out of it either. One of the very rare moments an American cop seems human and the talking heads want to press charges lol

[@avatarxs9377]

@@ct5625 fr, it's not like slide was designed for adults xd

[@JesseFuches]

Steel

[@justtosuffer398]

That was a (slide) descent straight into madness. Thank you, Charlie. :)

[@quartdude]

NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY KZbin!😱

[@LorenziHeartz]

Lol

[@AnkleGremlin]

​@Susnation532I love how this comment is just shat on by bots, by far funnier than the actual video

[@YourAverageOnePieceWatcher]

NO WAY, I CAUGHT CHARLIE SLEEPING WITH MY MOM???

[@Phobiuses]

@Susnation532 bot

[@EdWedgie]

This happened to my friend at six flags on a water slide 😂😂😂 it was identical, he’s just too heavy for the slide since it was designed for 12 year olds. At six flags my friend was about 300 lbs so it’s just something that happens when people are too heavy for the ride.