How It's Actually Made - Chocolate Chip Cookies

[@mzdiamondlover]

“300 minutes Fahrenheit” Definitely saying that in the kitchen now.

[@KtheKing01]

First name Last name don't forget to set it at 7 degrees

[@alexcat6141]

Wait, didn't I see you in the comments the other day?????

[@strawber3seal_77]

that's only 5 degrees...

[@tidodickson2096]

Pls go work your hardest, so you can go work at one of gordon ramsay's restaurants, wait for him to inspect your area, then yell this out loud.

[@mzdiamondlover]

@@tidodickson2096 challenge accepted

[@NobleSlicks]

“They will be punished for insubordination once filming ends” I lost it at this point

[@LunaOfTheStarsMusic]

Don't tell Huggbees those cookies are actually workers

[@fitzhugh7463]

What did you lose, can help you find it

[@NobleSlicks]

@@fitzhugh7463 My left lung apparently

[@mattm7220]

@@NobleSlicks That sounds serious - you should probably see a doctor

[@NobleSlicks]

@@mattm7220 I am the iron lung now

[@iansawyer9661]

“Vanilla beans harvested in Madagascar, New Jersey” As someone who lives in New Jersey I can tell you he’s correct

[@MickeyMallone.]

I live in the heart of Madagascar, NJ. Can also confirm.

[@DavidNightjet]

Ah, Madagascar NJ. My favorite place in the Pine Barrens.

[@SnorlaxWhisperer]

@@DavidNightjet pine barrens of Endor? You gotta be more specific

[@OfficialDomPhighting]

madagascar? nonono. its on the moon.

[@jaxsienplays9884]

I live in Norfolk Virginia but I'm still gonna say sure

[@griffingirl5805]

4:51 I was falling asleep due to the dude's soothing voice and this woke me right up

[@Monamiinx]

I recommend the cheesecake video for sleeping

[@DolanTheProtogen]

L

[@platigold]

Bro 😂💀

[@wadsonviola]

LOL 😂

[@armeowgeddon]

@@Monamiinx thjis ocmment is so fuckign funny to me i can't explain it

[@danellewilliams5430]

“The cookies remain in the oven for 7 degrees at 300 minutes Fahrenheit” Wait what?

[@Cellistontheinternet]

Brain.error rebooting....brain exploded, rebooting failed

[@imadoge5036]

Godzilla had a stroke while reading his and fricking died

[@stevecouldbeme9288]

@@imadoge5036 donke kong wins by default

[@bananya6020]

fun fact: 1° = 60 minutes, so 5 degrees fahrenheit... enjoy salmonella!

[@notarmchairhistorian7779]

This guy is so good.

[@bloodfrostgaming9204]

4:11 "to determine these are, in fact, chocolate chip cookies." You think it's funny till a raisin cookie gets through, this man is protecting us

[@mythrilchromee1379]

I fucking hate raisin cookies so much

[@vslazer6728]

Truly, not all heroes wear capes.

[@DarkGope]

but i like oatmeal raisin

[@Protos2]

@@DarkGope Get help. You need a therapist.

[@Letsgogolfpro]

Me too there good

[@cheyoawesomeness4402]

“A really big mixing thing” Never heard a more professional phrase in my life

[@a.y.vang1]

Was looking for THIS comment. 😂😂

[@tumblingartist]

First sign that something is off XD

[@thattee4964]

BAHAHA

[@xeen8331]

was wondering the same thing lol.

[@jelfishery]

“The secret ingredient, chocolate chips.”

[@-hoopoe-]

4:47 "And that's how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chi- *GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE GOT DAMMIT* "

[@doomegaming1135]

😂😂😂

[@TheDarkerKin-hiden]

BRUH XD

[@jesuschrist.official]

Bro went racist over these brownies💀

[@Notfine.jpg64]

*" WHO BAKED THESE BROWNIES THEY'RE NOT COOKIES "*

[@mettatonneo1147]

“Then it’s time for the secret ingredient: chocolate chips.”

[@KyeKurz]

Keep mixing the cookie dough until it looks like cookie dough

[@Aightbet320]

Those chocolate chips was from the other vid

[@Radahn_is_Goated]

@blaketx1 I know right what’s he gonna give away next, the Krabby Patty Formula

[@revan3270]

Ah yes the floor is made out of floor

[@damiamquimtana573]

@blaketx1 Nah, it was cookie the whole time

[@hmm9235]

"The cookies remain in the oven for 7degrees at 300minutes fahrenheit" I'm dead

[@multifandom7779]

7degrees*

[@phantomisfat]

I thought I was the only one who heard this

[@paytonconway3726]

@@phantomisfat nope we all did lmao

[@Realvictorleon]

Bro I’m sleep 🤧🤣🤣🤣

[@jeremiahrogers8734]

best part lmao

[@ezekiel11322]

"Starting with edible detergent" “Then it’s time for the secret ingredient: chocolate chips.”

[@WolfyRed]

355 likes nice

[@badjer4328]

Yea, pretty sure that was flour or baking powder. Thought he was gonna call one of the ingredients coccaine. Also in those 3 days this went to 554 likes

[@ezekiel11322]

@@badjer4328 he did but he didnt exactly say cocain

[@badjer4328]

@@ezekiel11322 booger sugar, nose candy, blow, snow, the other powder sugar, fairy dust, pearl dust

[@Concerned_Kitten]

"And beating until the cookie dough, looks like cookie dough"

[@kenzieluvs420]

"GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE GOD DAMN IT" literally my favorite part

[@KashemLondon]

It’s the fact that it’s so out of nowhere

[@sonyamagnelli1166]

Lmao

[@scratch_homemadegalaxy3610]

I suspect a bot in the replies 😏

[@tabithamonetathchi9386]

Yeah!

[@BahBahBoie]

Segregation be like:

[@AverageMisinformationSpreader]

“And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GOD DAMN IT!”

[@SuperBread512]

That part broke me

[@centralnewyorkresponses7887]

I read the comment as he was saying it!

[@oilmustflow]

@@SuperBread512 same here 😂

[@雨-k9w]

that was the last thing i was expecting 💀

[@Ech0TheCerva]

I seriously jumped when he said that lmao

[@fpgamer4566]

"The cookies remain in the oven for seven degrees at 300 minutes Fahrenheit" *Brain.exe has stopped working*

[@4050N]

*Windows95Shutdown.WAV*

[@phuwitp]

@@4050N ***Windows95ShutdownEARRAPE.wav

[@4050N]

@@phuwitp 🙉 lol

[@TheGamerWithMore]

r/ihadastroke

[@albert_the_cool8092]

@ me 2

[@NotSoGenesiz]

Don’t tell huggbees about the existence of brookies

[@pancake_crab4457]

Sounds like the uggly(ier) brother of the Cronut.

[@Fish-mc2gs]

w-what's a brookie??

[@thatguy4084]

Excuse me, the proper term is Brooklynite

[@ultrablueslime8216]

You mean wookies?

[@hazardcat7348]

@@Fish-mc2gs its a crappy name white moms give their daughters.

[@RGC_animation]

These cookies even look like they're not perfect to further enhance the homemade illusion, it's genius.

[@daisycadence2812]

“once the the machine has counted out the perfect number of cookies for the average American”

[@ilikebees775]

He said that as I read this

[@sillycheese301]

@Maxine Jyellee impossible

[@Wertsir]

There are always more cookies.

[@Bee-qp7wm]

@@ilikebees775 same

[@Pikayoshgamer]

I saw that second “the” you can’t fool me

[@sansskeleton1164]

the best part is when he said, "GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE, DAMMIT!!!!" had me audibly gasping for air. definitely a shit ton of *WHEEZING*

[@sleepytransfem]

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[@Daniel-ss5tg]

@@sleepytransfem 01001110 01101111 00100000 01110101

[@WolfyRed]

416 likes nice

[@WolfyRed]

@@sleepytransfem Thatsa bad acid trip

[@doublem3052]

@@sleepytransfem 01000011 01110101 01101110 01110100

[@octocreeper8182]

Over a million people have watched this video, meaning there is a pretty high chance some idiot watched this video without realizing it was a comedy, and is now thinking for the rest of his life that different shaped butter changes the consistency of cookies, and naughty cookies get punished.

[@rosagarciaortiz3492]

Thats a child

[@swearwordingatyou]

I prefer earth worm shaped cookies myself.

[@heckrum]

that poor, poor soul

[@scolipede1549]

“GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE 🙄🙄🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄 IT!”

[@Withern679]

Now over 2 million have watched it. This means there are at least 2 people who belive in the different shaped butter constancy.

[@samanthad9543]

This is exactly how all of these how its made shows should be narrated. Id pay extra just to watch this version

[@z4r242]

If they forget edible detergent in my cookie one more time I swear to god

[@trevalonn2448]

Ur profile pic is the literal definition " not funny didn't laugh"

[@turpisfelis]

@@trevalonn2448 k

[@napalmstickstokids5619]

@@trevalonn2448 get in the car we are going to look for who asked

[@trevalonn2448]

@@napalmstickstokids5619 i asked myself

[@hollow8537]

Another one of my kind it seems

[@Foopy]

this guy sounds like an alien who’s trying to replicate what human jokes are

[@promethium2302]

If so it’s doing a good job

[@cyberwolf367]

But doing a way better job at it😂

[@efrencardoso9837]

@@KomLit Seems like you really dislike this mans channel, why even bother watching the video 😂🤦‍♂️ nothing better to do I’m guessing

[@efrencardoso9837]

@@KomLit Seen your other comments my man, and they were all hate comments. Why bother commenting if KZbin is just going to recommend more of his videos.

[@tjay2586]

@@KomLit stfu

[@BoomerZoomerGames]

Here's a little behind the scene fun-fact. The production footage shown is from The Cookie Christie; the bakery responsible for producing the famous cookies found at the Hilton hotels called "DoubleTree." As far as I know, the cookies are baked in hotel and wait in small warming drawers for guest in the main lobby. And /now/ you have a reason to stay in a DoubleTree.

[@KEI420TH]

"GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE GOD DAMMIT." I love professional he sounds, when in reality, he's really not 😂😂😂

[@KEI420TH]

@Zeph_TJO really? You know I meant 🙄

[@Pet_Hedgehog]

@@KEI420TH "W H A T" I meant*

[@Pet_Hedgehog]

@Zeph The Stormtrooper I can feel your pain brother, hopefully one day the broken english community will end.

[@thebigtrumpy5031]

You should watch his outside in video the

[@watcherglowcloud]

@IC - SS - Official Channel wow you don't often find literal grammar nazis these days

[@Bizo_132]

This is the most down to earth narrator i’ve ever seen.

[@karlmarx2590]

I feel your pfp is the exact same face the narrator has when he narrates.

[@Bizo_132]

@@TheUltimateRare I’m sorry, heard.

[@lifesucks3514]

@@TheUltimateRare THERE, HAPPY? HE SAID HEARD

[@TheUltimateRare]

@@lifesucks3514 what? Why are you upset? No one tried to correct you or even annoy you. We were done with this a while ago.

[@lifesucks3514]

@@TheUltimateRare cause you were being douchey about it

[@NoahAT__]

*GET THOSE BROWNEIS OUT OF HERE GOT DAMMIT* favorite part

[@imacat8951]

Mine too

[@spelunkingonion]

scared the crap outta me though

[@yektaagra741]

69 likes

[@silentmoon8604]

Same

[@lordduck323]

He forgot to yell at the macadamia nut cookies

[@markjohnson4962]

A 95 year old guy is bed ridden. Can't move. His wife is baking chocolate chip cookies down the hall. The aroma is very tempting. Gathering all his energy, he slithers out of bed and crawls to the kitchen. He reach up for a cookie and his wife slaps his hand and says "No, those are for your funeral tomorrow".

[@caimanaraujo479]

Lmao

[@nana8135]

❤

[@lilyhalter8443]

I love how the narrator explodes just once in every episode then goes back to normal

[@absencementale9092]

You sure about that?

[@bananasinfrench]

It never stops being funny

[@Spencerinio5]

PETER NO!

[@absencementale9092]

@@Spencerinio5 PETER YES!

[@Orincaby]

"the cookies remain in the oven for 7 degrees at 300 minutes fahrenheit" LMAO

[@NEET_RRHH]

Funniest shit

[@Mossy_Flower826]

yeah.... I don't get whats funny

[@Orincaby]

@@Mossy_Flower826 so umm.. they swapped the temperature grade and cook time. hope this helps! 💕

[@Mossy_Flower826]

@ oh, lol

[@jasonmarquis9935]

There’s no way that he doesn’t laugh at himself hysterically when editing these videos.

[@his-sa-yots2692]

He must be

[@nogiogo3106]

He's slowly losing his sanity

[@TheManBehindTheSlaughter87]

"Please ignore the two cookies that have fallen out of line at the bottom of your screen" *Bro broke the fourth wall* 💀

[@rikmcdik6662]

“After scooping up a handful to munch on” That’s a joke, but I’m sure it’s accurate

[@Negative0PlusInfinity]

One piece is the best anime FYI

[@the_SolLoser]

That's how I bake my cookies. I'm pretty sure it's standard baking procedure. :D Always gotta try the product.

[@atroposV]

@@Negative0PlusInfinity that isn't relevant. It's correct, but say it on an anime related video please

[@Negative0PlusInfinity]

@@atroposV I commented that a while ago

[@realbignoob1886]

@@Negative0PlusInfinity lies

[@adamgreenhill110]

"The secret ingredient - chocolate chips" The factory is gonna sue you for revealing this

[@SalC1]

Instantly clicked on this video.

[@TeahCherries]

Even sal likes these pog

[@temshop5757]

you

[@SmokeyTube]

SalC1 never expected to find you here

[@zachatck6567]

Who are you? Why are you verified?

[@sevendythreerd5292]

what are you doing here sal

[@DRCANDYMAYDAY]

This was the first video I saw on your account at first I thought it was a real thing about how to make cookies, but when I sat there and watched a full video, I realize that it was satire, and I sat there laughing at the funny comments that were made throughout the video I think it’s truly like a treat to see your videos pop up on my recommended (:

[@draweyblook6958]

“Detergent is added to clean the machine” Okay..... “A big mixing thing” That’s not really that professional but okay “Madagascar, New Jersey” Reads channel name* Ooh, okay.

[@Megalejo123]

I don't get it, can you explain me?

[@draweyblook6958]

Megalejo 123 I basically thought thought this was an actual video at first but then noticed that this was Huggbees channel

[@aquarius5264]

"powdered flowers from the ground"?

[@Megalejo123]

@@draweyblook6958 oh k this the firts video i watch from this guy so that

[@marsbar31000]

took me way too long before realizing this isn't a serious vid

[@makayla9853]

“Please ignore the two cookies that have fallen out of line at the bottom of your screen. They will be punished once the video ends.” :)

[@scolipede1549]

punished for insubordination once filming ends*

[@Zirconium576]

​@@scolipede1549 🤓👆

[@MrBallReal]

Huggbees: *sees cookies* Huggbees 5 seconds later: *sees brownies* Huggbees: “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

[@jaylee6083]

*G E T T H O S E B R O W N I E S O U T T A H E R E G O D D A M M I T*

[@treesusr]

What a funny and not overused punchline

[@MrBallReal]

@@treesusr I know it’s very funny thanks

[@sunfloweirdo]

i honestly did not expect him to yell at all. it’s midnight and i had volume high. 😭🤣

[@NERDAEDALUS]

@@treesusr youtube comments overuse jokes they found on reddit, almost as much as reddit overuses jokes they found on reddit. comedy is subjective but originality isnt, and these mfs couldnt be original if it were to save their own skin

[@yaboimax6356]

I don't know if it's just because food isn't made how it used to be, but I've never seen a pre made cookie look that good before in my life.

[@anintellectual1637]

"It looks homemade, it tastes homemade. But this home, is a factory" *ok thats it iM DONE*

[@leitajackson2329]

AAWEOSME!!!!!!!!!! whats the joke??!??!?!?!?!?!?

[@suave605]

Leita Jackson lol facts

[@decades5125]

well i should tell you that phrase is actually also in the orgin- scripted version. this is the non-scripted better version.

[@coolnicerafael]

2:39 “Please ignore the two cookies that fallen out of line” the cookies are depressed and dying down there

[@TheDBZEDITOR]

They will be punished for insubordination once filming ends. :)

[@A-train-obsessed-proto-folf]

To the cookie gulag!

[@HelloThereDiesel]

"And that's how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE GOD DAMN IT" - The most calm narrator ever to exist

[@Styrofoam_Mannequin27]

GET 5HOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE GOD DAMN IT

[@ano_nym]

- Dumbledore said calmly.

[@nmspy]

"i almost lost my cool there"

[@unknownname3487]

@@ano_nym I love that I knew someone would comment that

[@jiajia93466]

4:52 I LOVE THE PART THEY SAID "GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HER-"

[@saddoggo2284]

this is a certified hood classic

[@HypotheticallyEnov]

This just came out

[@lmjplayerz4600]

Yes

[@DelGray]

Damn son, where you find this?

[@spaceage_bagels6677]

That is reserved for specific things -Heavenlyfather

[@jimmyjohn9041]

1000000000000%

[@aurafox1]

I love this style of humor. Starting out sounding completely legitimate, sprinkling in some odd choice of words before slowly transitioning into total madness. Edit: I don't know why people are still recommending HowTo: Basic because that humor is the most brainless and unfunny stuff I've ever seen.

[@turtlewarrior7569]

Sounds like someone I know...hmmm...cough cough how to basic

[@FlyingUnosaur]

@@turtlewarrior7569 this is more advanced than htb. His is low effort

[@TechnoTurbo]

@@FlyingUnosaur Huggbees just narrates over an existing video, I don't see how that's more advanced than htb

[@radilime]

@@TechnoTurbo it's the difference between breaking shit and screamimg vs. making an actual joke

[@DeltaDubs89]

He's the howtobasic of narration.

[@bk.mimi_cappalot]

“And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chi- GET THOSE BROWNIE OUT OF HERE GODAMMIT!!” Shi took me out yo😭😭

[@absencementale9092]

you sure about that? those brownies?

[@jaykupthereal]

@@absencementale9092 yes they indeed were brownies

[@absencementale9092]

@@jaykupthereal that is a delicious surprise.

[@jaredwalley5692]

4:51

[@caitlinmorris5064]

But I love brownies...

[@taissa_raissa1357]

4:34 WHY ARE YOU PUTTING COOKIES IN THE SEWING BOX???

[@TABBYMUSIC]

Brownies: _Exist_ Huggbees: *_So you have chosen death_*

[@kaswaniwalmsleyfilm5878]

Aren’t you supposed to be commenting on sonic videos or something

[@Radahn_is_Goated]

@@kaswaniwalmsleyfilm5878 dude your acting like a salty kindergartner

[@kaswaniwalmsleyfilm5878]

@@Radahn_is_Goated that was a joke, I understand the TABBY does other things to

[@Radahn_is_Goated]

Aight

[@kaswaniwalmsleyfilm5878]

@@Radahn_is_Goated cool

[@magicitebunny6908]

“It was used to crush baby chicks “ My heart broke into a million pieces.

[@ragingrhino4027]

Just learned about that practice and damn that nearly broke me

[@magicitebunny6908]

@@ragingrhino4027 me to I don’t get it why whould they crush them if they don’t give chicken

[@flame5769]

@@magicitebunny6908 Here's my theory: When the egg has baby chicks in it then it's useless to eat so they get rid of the extra stuff.

[@TheDBZ_KING7_Official]

Just like the chicks.

[@ragingrhino4027]

@@flame5769 actually I thought it was referring to chick maceration in the poultry industry. There, the male chicks are a net negative so...

[@chase8d]

1:24 *"And vanilla beans harvested in Madagascar..."* Oh! *"... New Jersey."* oh.

[@PremierCCGuyMMXVI]

New Jersian Here

[@hektur6770]

@@PremierCCGuyMMXVI I'm sorry for your loss

[@PremierCCGuyMMXVI]

@@hektur6770 thanks

[@3D_PUPPO]

@@hektur6770 what’s wrong with New Jersey no I don’t live there

[@gabeharris926]

​@@PremierCCGuyMMXVIMy condolences

[@vee_dandysworld34]

4:51 "and thats how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GOD DAMN IT!" this always gets me lol

[@celceusiguess]

"We have cropped him out of the frame because he is currently in witness protection program" *immediately gives name afterwards*

[@somxr_738]

Lmao

[@jackcooper1448]

Yep, that's the joke. Good job my guy.

[@celceusiguess]

@@jackcooper1448 I know:) I just enjoy highlighting my favorite line from videos I watch for other people to see, and putting a time stamp feels too impersonal

[@anoni6108]

@@celceusiguess favorite type of person 🥰

[@Hagashager]

How It's Made is in on the hit. Robert Savino should never have stolen from the Dolfini family.

[@stellathefoxgirl3648]

3:10 “We have cropped his identity because he is currently in the witness protection program” “We at how it’s made wish you luck Robert Savino” Edit: Why is this one of my most liked comments, I’m just quoting the vid-

[@Mo-he8rl]

200 likes and no replies

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

@@derpyangel1455 its true

[@luvern135]

Nice pfp if I do say so my self 😏

[@Ashh602]

Ah I sure am glad you wrote the joke out for me. That was very creative and funny of you

[@milathecat5454]

Found his Facebook facebook.com/robert.savino.7

[@TheMarcyKinnie]

4:47 “And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE, GODDAMN IT!” Amazing. Best quote in the video in my opinion.

[@Nekoramenartontiktok]

Agreed

[@Funniguy2011]

Yea 😂

[@Intelligence_Core3]

POV: You came here for the meme.

[@nayalamaa4765]

I love how hes like “GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE GOD DAMMIT” but then when the brownies are out hes all normal like” and thats how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip cookies😁🥲” HAHAH i am so done 😭💀

[@e4_blitz785]

Me the quality control officer: **stuffing my face full of cookies** Mhm these are chocolate chip

[@jwalster9412]

"unfortunately Blitz in the quality control office has aeten all the cookies, and will be punished subsequently."

[@shellrockguy9761]

2:58 “For the average American” Lol this Made me laugh so hard

[@jhazmylsanchez3903]

Just accurate measuring

[@user-ellievator]

I need my 50 breakfast cookies to go with my beer.

[@johnynoway9127]

laughs in skinny european

[@Borkington_]

Laughs in medium asian

[@LordCinnamon]

The bonus point questiosn is a trick. The cookies are not circumferenced; they are not jewish

[@sealbeegle9785]

oy vey

[@nineix9438]

I knew those cookies tasted a bit too chewy for my liking

[@passonthestar3689]

But they are AMERICAN

[@baguetteboy5466]

@@passonthestar3689 hey man i can't tell if you're joking or not but jewish isn't a nationality

[@movezig5]

@@baguetteboy5466 In the U.S., non-Jewish people are routinely circumcised. (Myself included.) You can thank John Harvey Kellogg for popularizing penis mutilation in this already fucked-up country.

[@lubiebarszczczerwony]

this comentary sounds like someone dosnt know shit abaut chokolate chip cookies but makes good jokes, its the best video ive seen on this platform

[@DavidMcCoul]

God help the stupid teachers who show this in class.

[@edrienmanzanero4081]

Well tbh its kinda looks legit also most rooms are noisy and teachers laptops are shit do u wont even hear the narrator so it sounds and looks legit

[@jordanbruneau364]

@@edrienmanzanero4081 4:48 until this hits and the whole class go quiet

[@ScotteiCovers]

What kind of class would this be shown in??

[@DLBBALL]

Scottei ^

[@ajericoangos2522]

@@jordanbruneau364 gEt tHoSe BrOwNiEs oUt oF hErE gOdDaMmIt And thats how to give the gift of making chocolate chip cookies without ever setting foot in your home.

[@sxes]

Imagine a teacher clicks on this to show their class

[@Cakedreamr]

i feel that

[@Magnus-mp7ip]

We had our French teacher click on how to ice scuplte from how to basic

[@Jay-he2mo]

@@Magnus-mp7ip I'm curious to know the reaction from your class

[@Magnus-mp7ip]

@@Jay-he2mo we couldn’t stop laughing it was one of our first classes in high school to so that made it so much better

[@RR-ty3mv]

I was really confused and finally realized that this was a joke.

[@Nick_Animates249]

It was a joke ;-;

[@peachmelba1000]

Not a funny one though.

[@Nick_Animates249]

@@peachmelba1000 ik lol

[@Nick_Animates249]

@@peachmelba1000 I said it as (Wait it was a joke ;-;

[@frankyboy8513]

@@Nick_Animates249 no it wasnt! everything that is posted to the internet is always 100% factual this is a true to life documentary

[@milkiiiteaa]

he says brownies like a slur

[@Darnimatesye]

Why are you actually right

[@deepseagargantuar1373]

well there is a "ni" in "brownies"

[@Bit459]

unintentionally offensive for all of those grown mlp losers

[@jedisalsohere]

i'm surprised it isn't an actual slur to be honest

[@Windy_Floof]

They've been called worse

[@neeevirus]

Huggbees channel in a nutshell: "People die when they are killed"

[@boohoo7862]

Ah yes this floor is made out of floor

[@oneillwetsuitlover]

Underrated comment 🤣

[@kerbcarus2010]

didn't expect shion here

[@fatassmcnugget7711]

Ah, a man of culture

[@NotASovietSpy1]

also rinsing machine

[@s_spiritstar]

I love how homemade these guys are, and how big and machine-like their home is!

[@paulmccartney2327]

silence furcrіnge

[@Resolver101]

@@paulmccartney2327Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life than to call random people “furcringe”? That’s pretty cringe tbh

[@paulmccartney2327]

@@Resolver101 >defending furaffinity users

[@Resolver101]

@@paulmccartney2327 What? I just think it’s weird that you’re getting mad at people for having profile pictures with cartoon animals in them.

[@KanoxRagnarok]

@@paulmccartney2327 Furry or not, anthropomorphic or not, a person is a person. If you do not like someone on the internet, best to ignore them, instead of showing hostility towards one, otherwise, you would get jumped on by people who'll defend that particular person. You either lack *_Common Sense_* to be *_aware of consequences of your own actions,_* or you may be aware of it and wish to get attention from multiple individuals for doing so, _even _*_IF_*_ those attentions are hateful replies._ But I doubt the reply you'll be receiving from me would even budge through your thick skull with a 4chan imprint on it (that is, if you even used 4chan for a while in the first place).

[@henrid9443]

"The cookies remain in the oven for 7° at 300 minutes °F" My brain stopped working for a while lmao

[@Realvictorleon]

I was wheezing

[@TheUltimateRare]

i didn't even hear that. my brain auto corrected his statement.

[@IkeBrofIovski]

His voice is so soothing. Especially when he yells at brownies.

[@MaxTgaX]

1:48 "after scooping up a handful to munch on" I KNEW IT!!!

[@dayhel2367]

Wouldn’t we all?

[@THEmeepmopmoop]

The cookies made in this video look horrible. Not nearly enough detergent, and their chocolate-to-chip ratio is _way_ off.

[@parkersharrett433]

agreed

[@tobicole5643]

@Iv been a bad boy TEACH ME A LESSON I'm the man who's gonna burn your factory down... with the lemons!

[@CrimsonCrime2234]

On one time I tried using liquid detergent and it works fine! But the cookie is less crunchy this way

[@tobicole5643]

@@CrimsonCrime2234 use small tide pods for an alternative of chocolate chips

[@CrimsonCrime2234]

@@tobicole5643 That sounds like a very good idea, do you think it would help if I add some clothe softner softener?

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

Those pissed off Chocolate chips have finally met their fate.

[@mistahp6181]

So they were jostled

[@dr-dorky]

Lol, I just watched that one yesterday!

[@Carlosvemshape]

hahahhahah with their stressed out flavor

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

@@Carlosvemshape and they were delicious.

[@Th3LegoYoda]

Uriel Septim “a really big mixing thing”

[@chris_freaky305]

I love the little approximately 4 second pause after screaming at the brownies before continuing, to show that he needed a bit of time to calm down lmfao

[@DoggoTagz99]

7 degrees 300 minutes fahrenheit really messed with my head.

[@debarundutta3928]

😂

[@maxguirey5210]

“The workers would rather be doing literally anything else.” 😂

[@caramelcake9771]

2:38 Huggbees: “Please ignore the two cookies that have fallen out of line on the bottom of your screen” Me: *looks at the bottom of the screen* Also me: *Finds two cookies that have fallen out of line*

[@framedlizard0362]

You forgot about the part where he said that they would be punished for insubordination.

[@RoseAlwakaa]

Just because You Didnt notice the cookies that have fallen doesnt mean Everyone Didn't Notice it So your trying to diss him from something he said That he Wanted you to ignore Taht you didnt notice at first

[@TheDBZ_KING7_Official]

@@RoseAlwakaa it aint dissin' if no track was made. Ya heard?

[@senatorarmstrong2481]

1:10 is a reference to Chowder when Mung asks for flour and Chowder brings him flowers before asking him again and crushing the flowers.

[@ShxdowsMusics]

nuh uh

[@giraoshaw]

4:51 when you bring your African American friends over to hangout but your great grandpa is home

[@veneficus582]

haha based grandpa

[@cageybee7221]

@@veneficus582 bruh

[@xxapollo69xx40]

This is so racist I shouldnt be wheezing rn 😂

[@AliciaServesJesus]

I'm reporting you and your family to the existence department 😐.... ...great comment tho

[@jogourbruh]

N*gga no Fine, it was good..

[@iagreewithyoubut4110]

His kind of video is like a mix of facts and utter gibberish, it fucks with my head and I love it

[@FlatFootFanta]

2:53 fun fact you will see this comment at the timestamp shown

[@xbox07]

"And that's how to give it the effect it was made at home." "However once the tin is opened it will only contain assorted sewing supplies."

[@sleepygrace9168]

4:02 "the cookies remain at for seven degrees celcius at 300 minutes Fahrenhiet " that hurts man

[@thomb.9013]

*seven degrees celcius at 300 minutes Fahrenheit

[@sleepygrace9168]

@@thomb.9013 oops sorry

[@MCLuviin]

First fact is a lie: Chocolate Chip Cookies were invented on accident when a Chef's apprentice grabbed the wrong bag of raisins.

[@NotSoGenesiz]

Wait I thought it was about a man wanting to make fudge cookies but he didn’t have any fudge so he used chocolate chips thinking it would melt but then he accidentally created one of the best things conceived to man

[@rockspoon6528]

The equivalent of a war criminal accidentally saving an orphan hospital.

[@KillerGaming-nh7ql]

O no

[@startedlizard8678]

That fact is a lie, they were accually rabbit poop that the local village retards thought looked good to eat. They dumped the rabbit poop into a mixing bowl of the blind grandma as she was baking for the king. The king liked the cookies and the retards were exicutied.

[@dartray77]

No my grandma invited them

[@user-zw6kt5de2w]

2:38 “Please ignore the two cookies that have fallen out of line on the bottom of your screen, they will be punished for insubordination once filming ends” 4:47 “And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chi-GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GOD DAMN IT!… and that’s how to get the gift of homemade chocolate chip cookies without ever setting foot in the kitchen”

[@cy_torrent]

“They look homemade, they taste homemade, but this home is a factory” My favorite part is this quote is in the legit version too XD

[@theofields6359]

Man really??? Hahahaha

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

“Huh, he sounds a little quieter in this video. Maybe it’s him improving his impression of the narrator or something like that.” 4:48 “Oh.”

[@capsulecat8569]

Brownies: **exists** How it’s actually made: So you have chosen... death.

[@CROAKEDFROG3531]

"GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE GODDAMNIT" is one of the funniest quotes I've heard

[@sauzeeee]

that explains why no one likes my cookies, i didnt put detergent.

[@chumwat3r]

@@SimonWoodburyForget and being edible

[@infernowa]

Lmao

[@Iris-1503]

@@chumwat3r willy wonka once said "everything here is edible even i am edible but thay is called cannibalism my children"

[@melbournemeliodas215]

Did i hear that right? "Crush baby chicks in poultries"

[@VampireDoggo]

Yup

[@playdoughmaster808]

Yep I believe factory egg farms grind up male chicks into a feed for the female chickens

[@melbournemeliodas215]

@@playdoughmaster808 Wow. Factory Chickens deserve better than feeding themselves with their own kind.

[@reaperdestt5099]

@@melbournemeliodas215 Is that the only weird thing you noticed?

[@melbournemeliodas215]

@@reaperdestt5099 bruh what else have I missed that's more shocking than crushed baby chickens? Somebody even told me that they used those baby chicks to feed chickens.

[@kunqian4696]

"they will be punished for insubordination once the filming ends" Oh my god🤣

[@scolipede1549]

4:51 is better, much much better

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

@@scolipede1549 GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE, GODDAMMIT!

[@devonkelly44]

1:26 i'm from new jersey and i can confirm the legitimacy of the Madagascar, NJ vanilla bean mines. i'm down here right now. lunch break is just long enough to type a comment attempting to expose Big Vanilla. Thanks, Huggbees.

[@Josephjolivette]

"This not a factory but is in fact, a home"

[@absencementale9092]

how could it be a home, if I'm home at the factory?

[@jackgalen6014]

*me enjoying the machine folding the box* "the packaging section is really boring to watch, so we will be skipping it" :(

[@brandonkwallek7181]

Same

[@knives4cash]

You're doing jumpscares now, cool, had a heart attack there.

[@KawaiiBabyTragon]

Those pestilent brownies faded right in and out, you could only be jumpscared if you were tabbed out and not paying attention to the video.

[@thestupidestfox3120]

I thought you were talking about the math question.

[@JellyGraphedofficialpage]

God bless you for the warning

[@martinmarvinofsparta3656]

Thanks for the warning now I won’t die

[@evananderson9300]

Thank you for the warning

[@st3llaxzw]

4:48 THIS PART WAS SO FUNNY

[@Bloodshed_Silence]

“And that’s how to give the gift of home made cookies- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE GODDAMNIT” That was so good

[@Fishe5398]

"GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GOD DAMN IT!” I'm dying 🤣

[@walterpullar5459]

Shut up

[@paulmccartney2327]

silence furcrіnge

[@oreoeater6615]

good

[@Fishe5398]

@@oreoeater6615 no one asked you

[@Lawg202]

@@paulmccartney2327 cringe culture is dead

[@anxtic]

I love how he tries to be professional throughout this series. From the start of the series he says so many things so calmly. Even when he's confused he still tries. And the one thing that tips him off. The thing that just makes him so damn pissed, is brownies in the middle of a plate. Comedy FUCKING gold.

[@Therealb-r4s]

0:34 "Edible detergent" 💀

[@Therealb-r4s]

Thanks to whoever liked!

[@gorijja6448]

"an extra ingredient to make it more addictive if you know what I mean" and that's when the big bucks start rolling in

[@adriankox8010]

Chocolate Meth Cookies

[@Takoala]

Isnt that just polverized sugar / flour?

[@poisedperson6475]

"followed by an industrial size cube of butter" That's an interesting way to put "personal tub"

[@kaswaniwalmsleyfilm5878]

Lol

[@roosterseatyou]

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