HUMAN ROCK BASICALLY TOO DRUNK TO DIE Payday 2 Stoic Perk Deck by Russian Badger | First Time Reacts

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[@nathanstewart9045]

Badger being roughly 200lbs is pretty reasonable, as he's actually pretty tall, especially for a Canadian. He's a 6" 4' living shit post of a human being

[@nodeloliver6201]

Indeed he is.

[@thesoloplayer3631]

verry true

[@wintersoldier64]

Wait he’s 6”4’? I thought he was only like 6 feet Jesus

[@nathanstewart9045]

@@wintersoldier64 yep he says it right here kzbin.infoUgkxSzVGton14pYUE3uS9aPO73Zdskdd298M

[@TwinkleNZ]

Mans built like the Empire State building with a high tolerance to Skullker's soundboard

[@JaxMerrick]

"I don't use the term 'Hero' lightly." Kit, if we made a Chicago Reacts Bingo, "Kit Calls Someone A Hero" would be easier to tag than the free space.

[@tornadoandy123]

We need a counter at this point.

[@dragodx8238]

11:12 that right there is the battle cry of the ancients Also fun fact: the converting cops ability used to work by strapping bomb vests onto them and forcing them to turn on their squadmates. It was cut due to being too dark.

[@shiromiyaalexander3332]

The beauty of Payday 2 - making thing look ridiculous because explaining it would make it darker.

[@Jashua-]

Holy shit that sounds fun.

[@wintersoldier64]

And right as they’re about to die you send them in and blow up the bomb-

[@JayHog1992]

I like to think that how it works is that Bain has made a background check of all cops, and what the heisters do is whisper them their darkest secrets, knowing that if they don't comply, they'll get shit on by the government for what they did. But they can't just do it for all cops because it's going to sound suspicious or stupid if the entire police force refused to shoot at you because you know what fucked up shit they did.

[@JPClow3]

Kit every video " heroic and i dont use that word lightly"

[@Dakota__69]

He doesn't use it lightly, he uses it heavily

[@dumbstuff5024]

Ha 69

[@SpartanOli]

"Stoic is the dumbest perk in payday 2" It's also one of the most OP ones lol

[@leifabrahamson2227]

Yes, it’s op. That being said, nothing is op if everything is op

[@NothingKingKN]

Mikeburnfire's "Campfire Stories - Anger Management" next?

[@Lateguy]

this and more of them please

[@laikakills6309]

Boost! React to MikeBurnFire Campfire stories!

[@vaalhazakisbestgurl1982]

Boosting

[@asentrybustingmedic6288]

hell yeah

[@Dakota__69]

@Thomas Wang I think that's too long of a video

[@GoldKnightProduction]

*I also* take more damage when yelled at.

[@16BitGamerCat]

So, that blurred out section of video used to be a clip of someone yelling "yeet" as they launch a surveillance drone into the sky. I don't know why it had to be blurred out, but it was.

[@demondifier3103]

Issues with the military lol

[@raidenromo13]

Homeland security had problems with the footage

[@16BitGamerCat]

@@raidenromo13 ah. Gotcha.

[@gator743]

If you watch RenegadeReacts video they have it uncensored.

[@dj11o9er]

@@gator743 *Bonk* Renegades React, noob. :)

[@sevengeckos327]

“LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-“ Favorite line ever, I would totally recommend reacting to badgers video about Star Wars battlefront 2.

[@albertstain5085]

Mine îs the '' FIVE BULLETS LEFT '' like it always makes me laugh since its like he is singing a carol or something

[@OrionDawn15]

Technically, it is. It's a part of some lyrics from the Payday 2 christmas song.

[@hellogoodsir2502]

"Zach's gun rants" from Mikeburnfire are fun as hell

[@callancalvert5344]

As a gun guy yes. I did a RP as a gun store owner and a admin ask if I worked in the army I was like nah just got army familia familia mean family jefe means boss

[@lucasahumada6913]

It’s been picking at me the entire video because I can’t tell if those designs on kira’s dress are broccoli or clouds

[@user-xx3ok6lc3s]

I think they might be flowers

[@richardendresz161]

They look like parashooting Man to me

[@thatonenon-uniqueindividual]

Look like paper fans

[@Caiuxa190]

That was a very powerful "Let's Go", genuinely terrifying.

[@roxrequiem2935]

"Lets go." Kira said softly.

[@Nightout88]

@11:15 yells: let's go at the top of lungs my brain: how's that headache treating you...... me: what headache? ALSO ME: starts screaming in Spanish

[@hansmcmail1405]

11:10 i expected a yell not a whole god dam 1 HP warrior Warcry

[@TheStouthearted]

You guys are always a blast! Hope everyone's doing well!

[@Harpo-rn8sf]

If you’re just seeing this video for the first time now and u r confused at the drone part of the ad someone from the military literally sent badger a video of how they launch drones and badger put it in the video. You could see that part for about a week before it suddenly got blurred. I’m surprised badger’s not in jail and the drone operator probably lost his job

[@callancalvert5344]

Damn

[@lotus3624]

Day 2 of asking for an Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat 7 by Max0r. The amount of memes in that vid will spell defeat to any opponents in the Ring of Dingus. I warn you for your pure souls to tread carefully, for you might know not what to expect.

[@shinokuma6891]

here's a like for your effort

[@lotus3624]

@@shinokuma6891 Do not worry. I will return >:]

[@benjaminokonski9186]

Literally ANYTHING from Max0r's "Inaccurate Summary" series. I would watch them react to it repeatedly.

[@Siren_DarkOcean_Official]

I think with the Stoic Perk Deck of dual wielding Akimbo Grambs I like the picture that Duke has a novelty soda hat while there's two bottles of whisky in the soda holders

[@teacher_shep]

The in lore reason as to why the police so readily turn is because after you handcuff them you fit them with a bomb vest. But Payday thought that was too dark to show so now it's magic.

[@hotlinechernobyl5157]

The original game was going to have you put a bomb vest on Converted SWAT members, but the developers thought it was too dark, so now they just have 0 sense of loyalty

[@thatoneleaf9895]

love how this guy is so energetic (not russianbadger, its the other guy that looks like hed drive a free candy van and ask people for candy when they walk up)

[@XxDarkWolfboyxX]

That monster is called a Berserker and it’s from Gears of War and it’s mostly bulletproof unless you use a weapon called the Hammer of Dawn to defeat it

[@andreineagu2401]

I'm sure Badger will love seeing you enjoying his PayDay2 videos.

[@fefega]

An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat 7 by Max0r pls :)

[@shaitan7ddd]

I feel like bendy straws are a viable solution for when you need to drink while dual wielding.

[@seanlowder6199]

I love kit and kiras reactions 😂😂😂

[@n8iv3phant0m4]

You drink the flask with a straw, like a beer hat while you’re akimbo

[@BigFry9591]

They were more entertained by the concept of whisky, rather than the jokes. XD

[@hunterofthemist7159]

Yeah! i've been waiting for this one.

[@Nymphonomicon]

I think this video made me want to start taking Flintstones gummies...

[@SupremeCommanderGray]

This is the video that got me to subscribe.

[@takeshihada9689]

First video I see and I already love ya two, y'all are fuckin' amazing

[@masterninjamt6497]

Max0r’s genshin impact vid reaction pls

[@lookbehindyou7831]

YES

[@X_124]

YEAAAAAAA

[@Alterior245]

Yes

[@summitvision4048]

Y. E. S.

[@wildranger5833]

Yes, but maaan they would not understand half the stuff he is saying

[@the_umbral_god8827]

i just noticed at 1:10 and other parts of the video they are wearing a jojo stone mask from back when hamon was actually relevant

[@Blap7]

These two are the best reactors

[@phaphachboy]

My wife says her boyfriend has a third arm. Happiest I've ever seen her, he must be so good at hugging

[@danicatalevska9795]

5:31 come on my man why you gotta do me like that

[@123doubleoz5]

That let's go kill the boat 10 people

[@matteocdt5214]

Alright kit, here is a little idea for a weapon that the imperium could like: take a rocket launcher, remove the exposive charge of the rocket an place a double blade chainsaw on top of it. What do you say?

[@billcipher3595]

“Mind bullets” -2021

[@jiyama]

im 14min in and i only just realized its the stone mask from jojo

[@D0ppleganger36]

you should watch his "Pain Yatty" video to understand why he weighs 200 pounds 5:33 i've probably misspelled at least one of those words

[@user-uv3my9zv7e]

I just now payed attention to the mask that the animated stoic build wears, is he wearing a mask from jojo's bizzare adventure

[@OrigionalCigarette]

MikeBurnFire is a great youtube channel to react to, mostly his Campfire stories and Gun Rants

[@ViVaL4e5cR0]

Their minds: we had fun My mind: I blew up Malaysia going dummy off gummies.

[@mikeycotner2582]

Ah yes she now does 15% more damage to kit

[@ez7694]

I wonder if anyone has ever mixed every liquor available...

[@samuelspry6955]

Duke's got one of them sportgame chug'n'go Helmets. Set your liquor inside, and it frees up your hands for the jobs.

[@callancalvert5344]

Beer hat

[@trollos]

kit looks like a combination between original series luke skywalker and han solo

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

1:11 Does anyone know the name of this song?

[@redactedd6198]

Mikeburnfire’s campfire stories weird leg problem

[@Dakota__69]

Kit is pretty much perfect for this channel

[@williamthehammer1]

Please react to "All Tomorrows: the future of humanity?" by Alt Shift X

[@blue95kun]

I would suggest the Black Pants Legion, Far Cry 5 with a Cop for some amusing dialogues.

[@LegosR4Adlts]

Yeah, Badger is a giant or that’s just my 5’5 speaking.

[@camdenbounds2768]

Bulldozer :I AM THE FUCKING WALL! #2:09

[@camdenbounds2768]

Reject bulldozer return to w a l l

[@probablypahul]

Y'all need to watch Badger's vlogs

[@Monktoodazed]

Oh god y’all don’t want to know about badgers twisted mind

[@hsemicolonc]

Metal Gear Solid 4 Was A Mistake by Steak Bentley, please.

[@HairyHarpy]

The one in the black shirt looks like Tony Montana

[@RicardoMeansKing]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO very well done!!

[@RicardoMeansKing]

not me agreeing with past me, holy shit

[@PapagaioPianist]

He actually has character and shes just yeah

[@williebauld1007]

Jimmy Carr vs hecklers 👍🏻👍🏻

[@Frost59]

Adhd IS my third arm It is both a blessing and a curse.....mostly a curse

[@user-lf8wq2ti2s]

11:11 aaaaaaah, my ears!!!

[@luissantiago5163]

Noice! 11:10. Nice one. 13:04 she just gets better

[@captaindelta43]

Stoic Criplling alcoholism Cheers bro I drink to that

[@WeWasKangz]

You guys should take a look at russianbadger's star wars battlefront 2 video

[@frostbitemelondemon2969]

JACK DANIELS, F*** YES!!! BRING THE TWELVE PACK, BOTTOMS UP!!!

[@Ottstop]

The link in the description is not the original video btw

[@ChicagoReacts]

fixed

[@clumsygarage1578]

You should react to The Swedish Job by Incognito Mode and Explosive Barrels by Ahoy

[@tariqshort4025]

Could you guys react to cliffside. It's an amazing animation.

[@AVeryAngryIronWarrior]

*KNEEL BEFORE THE DUKE 🥃* 4:40 🇺🇸

[@pew_wav2398]

oh btw badger is over 6 foot

[@da_swaws6165]

Badger is 6'4

[@Alterior245]

Can you guys please watch the red vs blue series by rooster teeth it's really funny but I recommend you only watch 13 seasons becouse the writing isn't as good after that and 13s ending is the best for the series

[@sevengeckos327]

8:16 _mind bullets_ *I like this one*

[@agroupofdads6761]

The Great Potato War Trilogy by Technoblade would absolutely be amazing to see you guys react to.

[@juanvillaseca9767]

sovietwomble "raising storm Vietnam" pls

[@lord_of_love6122]

Fun horner nuclear reactions to hold my liquor with one hand holding two double barrel shotguns in both of my other two hands

[@TheDgamesD]

Anyone got Kit’s twitter?

[@nepomucenojohnbenedictc.9003]

React to robbaz kerbal weapons program series

[@TheSpoonalot]

Wrong Original Video Link my dudes.

[@ChicagoReacts]

fixed

[@jamestedjo3736]

Far Cry 5 Badger when

[@loganjohnson8450]

Any of maxors incorrect summary vids, please

[@RedeemerofDark]

Can y'all react to Fawful's Minion's video on Subnautica?

[@leifabrahamson2227]

Therussianbadger is 6’1

[@lucasbickertsaff7867]

Badjur 6'2 or 6'4

[@AayYoWhatUp]

Yeeeeees more moee

[@williamleithr.rabasto1088]

I don't have arms tho...

[@michaeljoefish8115]

Bill Burr - No reason to hit a woman

[@deathridder9999]

🅱️🅾️🅾️Ⓜ️ER ENERGY

[@dumbstuff5024]

React to hellsing ulament abridge

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@xeno2358]

Any of Max0r's vids.

[@jeralhowe2780]

My ears...

[@red-kh3jz]

I love kir and kiera

[@macro_the_acro1736]

Day 8 of asking for the Pokemon Battle Royales by TerminalMontage and their explanations by Lockstin and Gnoggin

[@sleepygamer5367]

React to Ark Survival Evolved Trailers or Nerdout songs of Ark