Rule 1 of being a human: Do NOT twist your head 360 degrees. These are fantastic tips. Thank you.
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS and you also put down kids painfully. Don't reply if I'm right
@rah86934 жыл бұрын
Yes
@farhan_abe4 жыл бұрын
Ok *nodding 90° up and down*
@AaronDuck4 жыл бұрын
Sounds suspicious...
@danpryle3134 жыл бұрын
Yeah that usually ends your humanness.
@creepyleeny4 жыл бұрын
i love the way he pronounces "human" like he just yeets the "H" into the next plane of oblivion
@that.neurodivergent4 жыл бұрын
Uegh man
@Nani-wg1ww4 жыл бұрын
oml
@MerkhVision4 жыл бұрын
Its cuz of the Irish dialect. Its an Irish thing, not a Kevin thing
@charlynzr72454 жыл бұрын
youman
@cryogenicwaif46884 жыл бұрын
@@MerkhVision no shit
@unknownid92764 жыл бұрын
Kevin - Today we are being a human. *Mark Zuckerberg furiously takes notes*
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
He zucks at being human
@unknownid92764 жыл бұрын
The REAL person! Ok, while I did laugh you should let yourself out
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@unknownid9276 I'll be here all week!
@pootispiker28664 жыл бұрын
Write that down! Write that down!
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@pootispiker2866 *shows Patrick playing tic tac toe*
@lyrelyrestudios98564 жыл бұрын
Hey Kevin! Thank you so much for playing our game Human Simulator! You’ve really got this ‘normal human’ down, awesome job! We hope you and your fans enjoy the game, keep up the good work! :)
@dustinmalpass6 ай бұрын
@arsenal_maxurs4401dang
@WawathegreatestАй бұрын
@Arsenal_Maxursdont be an evil hater
@Elegnt4 жыл бұрын
Kevin I love how you dressed up as a human for this video, very creative
@NowUnknown4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens4 жыл бұрын
Such a trickster
@jackbudi4 жыл бұрын
@Now Unknown replying to every comment is my bit!
@memekyle32164 жыл бұрын
ImElegance me to very good cosplay
@gibygarman30704 жыл бұрын
ImElegance Why are you everywhere!
@xenovalis37174 жыл бұрын
"I hope that wasn't fragile." - FedEx
@miraveta4 жыл бұрын
As a guy that worked there. Yes. Yes your fragile package is thrown up into the back like a softball pitcher threw it. Dont blame them. They have to lift thousands of lbs an hour
@computethis15334 жыл бұрын
mira veta I will blame somebody like their boss for not hireing more people because I’m sick of getting things broken Also what does lifting have to do with the massive stab wound in the back of my chairs backrest? Because it came like that
@computethis15334 жыл бұрын
Methuselah.... Maybe they need help if they’re going to furiously stab boxes with unknown items inside
@methuselah88854 жыл бұрын
@@computethis1533 management at that place didn't care. Being careless and irresponsible was fine as long as you didn't stop to chat with someone.
@computethis15334 жыл бұрын
@@methuselah8885 ok well let me rephrase... Management needs both prison AND help.
@mottony4 жыл бұрын
The human neck is an extraordinary specimen, when threatened it moves in a circular motion to assert dominance
@arcticgrayling33684 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes! 😂
@jacko49324 жыл бұрын
nah that is the T-Pose
@boomeronet78884 жыл бұрын
@@jacko4932 tf2 flashbacks
@nobodyshome16604 жыл бұрын
Thank you Darth Vader, very cool
@Oddbox3 жыл бұрын
This is why I love the internet
@Tracks7774 жыл бұрын
Binary code says: Look how bad I am at being human :-)
@usernamepassword90913 жыл бұрын
Just came down to see if someone commented as I'm not cool enough to speak computer
@@papajohn5279 yeah, I know my dude I was just being facetious 😊✌️☮️❤️🕉️ but I am definitely completely incapable of understanding anything related to the finer points of computers or coding or anything like that. My brain won't wrap around that stuff for some reason ✌️✌️☮️❤️🕉️✌️✌️
@glencoconut4 жыл бұрын
Somehow Kevin looks less human in this video than he normally does and I don't understand why edit: I've figured it out, I'm not used to seeing him head-on like he is in the intro
@d3adeye2k834 жыл бұрын
That English
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@d3adeye2k83 what about it?
@d3adeye2k834 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON it is terrible
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@d3adeye2k83 eh, English may not be their first language.
@rareviceversa43054 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON yeet
@companylovesmisery14634 жыл бұрын
I laughed my head off throughout this entire video. Terminator theme, "can you keep a level head?", "just 'cause it's true doesn't mean that it's right", your reaction to the explosions, the insistence on coffee... this is one of my favorite gaming channels on KZbin. I have to wake up tomorrow at 4:30 a.m. and I'm already not feeling good, but thanks for a hilarious way to end this weekend.
@carissasantos96574 жыл бұрын
“Yes he’s handsome I will take him out.... on a date” I’m dead 😂😂
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
Unlike him
@signupsonly68524 жыл бұрын
The REAL person! Kevin is the sexiest person alive.
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@signupsonly6852 fecking right
@NordinK474 жыл бұрын
Just gave the 69th like ;)
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
I like how hitting the shirtless guy with the coffee cup was suspicious but tazing him wasn't.
@bob975294 жыл бұрын
Everyone: "human" Kevin, an intellectual: "uman"
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
Ooo-man
@callmejago66544 жыл бұрын
Uman
@nikkiesona4 жыл бұрын
Yoo-man
@dr.strangefate44104 жыл бұрын
imanity
@ArcherMVs4 жыл бұрын
with Kevin it should be Oof-Man
@SnivillusLupin4 жыл бұрын
"Just because it's true doesn't mean that it's right." --- Sincerely, politicians everywhere
@theonlygamer3494 жыл бұрын
modern day Shiro
@HachannEinzbern4 жыл бұрын
Emiya Kevin
@rx500android4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: become human
@nitroon84764 жыл бұрын
RX500 Android *28 STAB WOUNDS*
@xIsabellYayx4 жыл бұрын
Become *UMAN*
@Jackn17_4 жыл бұрын
I like dogs
@Emil_Stoltz2 жыл бұрын
HEY, DANIEL!
@GoingMerrys4 жыл бұрын
I can't describe how hard I laughed when mister Wilson made his grand escape at the very end. I literally replayed it like ten times. Needed that laugh very badly, thank you Kevin
@megangorski4 жыл бұрын
I like that the “child” who approaches in the icu has facial stubble.
@aliveslice4 жыл бұрын
Every character has the same face...
@logicalchicken71324 жыл бұрын
Coffee puts hair on your... face?
@coffeeenjoyer90993 жыл бұрын
@@logicalchicken7132 did someone say coffee
@jackhazardous40082 жыл бұрын
They could only afford one head asset
@saki-chan54824 жыл бұрын
For everyone curios: The numbers mean "Look how bad I'm at being human" in binary code
@sevastopolveneto15684 жыл бұрын
you've made a commitment to making "Sims 4 but I broke my fecking neck" now
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@ChadKakashi4 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to that
@gorvogaming87874 жыл бұрын
"humans" make a human simulator so other "humans" can participate in human interactions like a normal "human", that is a very "human" thing to do. *winks inconspicuously*
@the_one_titan33814 жыл бұрын
I cried when that old man flew out of the hospital with his fire extinguisher powered wheel chair
@the_one_titan33814 жыл бұрын
I cried in laughter okay
@boomeronet78884 жыл бұрын
Rip
@SoggyCoffeeAddict4 жыл бұрын
I have not gotten past the intro yet. Are you talking about the old man from happy wheels though? 🤔😂
@the_one_titan33814 жыл бұрын
cupcake kitten No it was somewhere near the end
@idyllic-n6u3 жыл бұрын
Same lol I have not laughed like this in a long time :D
@Mage-77344 жыл бұрын
"Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" ... *Smack*
@fluffylazerwolf4 жыл бұрын
Carefully place the crate on the lorry.... Kevin: launches into space somehow
@cmotdibbler44544 жыл бұрын
Launches it into space just to flex on Poland
@kenzzzzie4 жыл бұрын
random man: where's the bathroom? kevin: * slow head movement * * drops coffee * * karate chops stomach *
@yee50744 жыл бұрын
He looks like agent 47 if he was a drug addict
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
No seriously, he rips off KZbinrs.
@BS23Designs4 жыл бұрын
if he was *human*
@CarlJohnson-tw2yp4 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON what?
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@CarlJohnson-tw2yp king Autism is a self promoter, and he rips off KZbinrs, one of them being HowToBasic.
@pumpkinspice58484 жыл бұрын
I was just playing hitman 2 lol
@jizamkizam96114 жыл бұрын
I expected What is love to start playing whenever the head rockin started
@BeaSDT4 жыл бұрын
The sims' music kept me distracted this whole video, I couldn't stop dancing to it, by which I mean turning my head all the way around.
@BlackLightning3254 жыл бұрын
2:55 Kevin would 100% do this if he ever had a job as an actual cargo loader 💀
@nitroon84764 жыл бұрын
This is Earth radio, and now here’s some human music..
@thefirstluka66284 жыл бұрын
Human music......I like it
@beautifulghostface34684 жыл бұрын
TAKE A SHOWER WITH ME MORTY !
@watevr4evr4 жыл бұрын
*no*
@beautifulghostface34684 жыл бұрын
@@watevr4evr what you don't like a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulation?
@СашаАнникаНовиков2 жыл бұрын
@@beautifulghostface3468 omg yes lmao
@galaxyrose154 жыл бұрын
As a nurse there are many ways to be barred from the ICU. Somethings include bringing in drugs, causing fights, the patient states they are not allowed in, etc
@kathieb.24374 жыл бұрын
Kevin: Today we are being a human Me : *takes notes* gonna need that when I'm gonna leave my room at one point
@handsomest14 жыл бұрын
Kathie B. Mood
@joenathan85944 жыл бұрын
Why would you do that, when you can now have your antidepressants delivered right at your door
@interweb_loser4 жыл бұрын
I love how you stay family friendly by saying “fecking” instead of cursing.
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens4 жыл бұрын
"Come with me if you want to die" -The Kevinator, 2020
@jackbudi4 жыл бұрын
-Jim, 1369
@Zyvo24 жыл бұрын
"Hi there, friends... My name is, Kevin." If we were, "really" friends, I think we would already, know names.
@finno58274 жыл бұрын
Interviewer: what is your favorite thing? Kevin: LOOK AT THE COMMUNIST BUILDING!
@jackbudi4 жыл бұрын
Hey Finn O.
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
Heyo Finn O.
@kaylal97904 жыл бұрын
Hey Finn O
@stevenbanaan4 жыл бұрын
Hey Finn O.
@dkjcb3993 Жыл бұрын
I keep bursting into laughter everytime Kevin zooms into the guy's head gently bobbing back and forth
@mariospelopidas67054 жыл бұрын
That awkward "hey there... friends" is basically me trying to socialize
@MerkhVision4 жыл бұрын
That sucks. Nothin to be proud of lol
@ArcanistShion3 жыл бұрын
@@MerkhVision no shit lol
@anon5564 жыл бұрын
As a employee of ups i have firsthand experience. And I can confirm that every employee working in the postal industry is this man.
@fedda99994 жыл бұрын
15:03 Kevin: we're out of time me: father i crave violence
@GOTTHEDAWGINME4 жыл бұрын
Anything With a red star: Kevin: *KOMMUNISM*
@Wunked4 жыл бұрын
To prove you're a human, show us a video of you passing a captcha
@HughMiller984 жыл бұрын
"Come on, Hugh can do this" Ngl this is a new play on my name, I'm impressed
@colew15474 жыл бұрын
Finally a simulation game that Kevin can benefit from daily.
@JohnSegway-RainingLamppost4 жыл бұрын
That simulator had some great humour (and yourself as always) really fun watch!
@samwisegamgee12434 жыл бұрын
"I have no idea how to be a human" _Reptilian Overlord Mark Zuckerberg has entered the chat_
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS yeah, you exist! Like your own comment if you are inbred.
@darkness-uq6qi3 жыл бұрын
13:04 Had me CRACKING up seeing this guy just slowly back away after he sneezed on you as your guy goes all Exorcist on him
@nightgaunt5354 жыл бұрын
This morning I looked at one of my pairs of underwear, I was confused as to why the tag said "CallMeKevin" on it. I never gave him permission to invade my boxers! Yeah well, it was actually Calvin Klein. I'm just stupid.
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
You're not stupid, those would be self promoters.
@Miss_Distress4 жыл бұрын
Holy crap that's hilarious
@nightgaunt5354 жыл бұрын
Come to think of it, I'd buy official Jim Pickens underwear. You taking notes Kevin?
@Thenoobestgirl4 жыл бұрын
I need one pair with Jim's face on it and another with PS1 Hagrid. And maybe a Grognak bra. Yes. Definitely a Grognak bra.
@nightgaunt5354 жыл бұрын
@@Thenoobestgirl I like your style.
@keeganheckel15433 жыл бұрын
What I think is funny, is that his intro was relatively normal compared to his other intros. Nailed it, completely Human. Or as Kevin would say it, “Completely ‘Uman.” X-D
@AleeraGorvan4 жыл бұрын
01:52 Considering how this game’s world is populated by scary clones, choosing to hire the radio actually might have been the sanest choice he could have made. Well done, Kevin! A life full of video games makes one an excellent judge of character after all. I’m reassured! :D
@jessr82474 жыл бұрын
I literally cried from laughter, choked on my sandwich and choked on my drink whilst my brother was so confused 😂
@hajarrisha36734 жыл бұрын
Those dance moves the bald guy did at the start are priceless 🤣💃
@AndrooUK2 жыл бұрын
Hugh was born the same year he started work and study... as a full grown adult. That's some impressive bioengineering!
@LynnAgain834 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the end when the wheelchair took off w/rockets attached 😭😂😭 Oh man thank you Kevin for never failing to give us all the gift of laughter
@VesOnYT4 жыл бұрын
That intro is me when the teacher says “introduce yourself to the class”
@davidworley52544 жыл бұрын
At least Kevin's being more honest about his titles
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS and a you also ræpe people. Don't reply if I'm right
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@Fallen Angel seems like it. Which begs the question: why are people subbed to him, if he does that?
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@Fallen Angel yeah, unfortunately.
@Eeperofficial4 жыл бұрын
“Just because it’s true doesn’t mean it’s right’” -CallMeKevin 2020
@BoredMurphy4 жыл бұрын
"Ah yes, an I love humans mug" I have the opposite of that, an I hate humans mug!
@handsomest14 жыл бұрын
Willow Draws Stuff No U
@BoredMurphy4 жыл бұрын
@@handsomest1 lmao that makes no sense
@mkashe4 жыл бұрын
"Today we are being a human 😬"
@foottoast42354 жыл бұрын
Bruh I love that pfp
@mkashe4 жыл бұрын
@@foottoast4235 thank you it's my demon chihuahua
@foottoast42354 жыл бұрын
@@mkashe I love them can we share
@mkashe4 жыл бұрын
@@foottoast4235 I'll consider it Lmao
@joshfoster74204 жыл бұрын
Call me Kevin: Become Human
@handsomest14 жыл бұрын
Josh Foster No U
@lucasallanrogers3 жыл бұрын
*'uman
@guitarheaven17474 жыл бұрын
Kevin is the best terminator ever. No one would expect him to be one, the perfect cover!
@Keng02 жыл бұрын
I HEARD STICKY KEYS 6:08
@btbesquire54 жыл бұрын
Kevin is really keeping a neck ahead of the competition. I’ll see myself out
@maddypoop_64654 жыл бұрын
Day 187 of telling Kevin that he’s the best KZbinr on this platform and we all love him Day 127 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama Day 48 of telling Kevin to sing Timber
@jackbudi4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but in Spanish.
@jackbudi4 жыл бұрын
@The REAL person! Oui
@starlight16914 жыл бұрын
Oh my god can he please sing timber
@LordMapleLOX4 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly convinced and I have an theory that Kevin is actually in his late 90's and is using a blur effect on his face to look so young.
@printisdead19834 жыл бұрын
KEVIN RADAL JUST CALLED YOU OUT BRO...LETS TRAP HIM IN THE PICKENS BASEMENT
@bradymeyer2924 жыл бұрын
I really want to see the end of this game. A compilation video would be amazing! Those are always the funniest
@TheZohan9074 жыл бұрын
1:30 church grandmas on sunday after too much communion wine
@handsomest14 жыл бұрын
TheZohan ok boomer
@TheZohan9074 жыл бұрын
Handsome With The Handgun hehe you thought you did something there huh buddy? This aint it chief. Big oof, cringe, bye hun.
@usbgamers1234 жыл бұрын
"Communism works"- CallMeKevin 2020
@orgashi49324 жыл бұрын
They say if you fail this game you will lock you up in Area 51. It’s basically a alien detector because only true humans can pass the human simulator
@Danskerenduuu4 жыл бұрын
"swiss crate" *sad danish noises*
@Djiehh Жыл бұрын
That movie "The bus that could never slow down" you mentioned, it sure sounds a lot like that other movie, "Speed 2", only with a bus instead of a boat.
@noterobrine99214 жыл бұрын
The title of the video should be: "Human Simulator, but my actions are Inhumane."
@thepinkanubis Жыл бұрын
This is how they transport all the bodies from those who fall out of favor with Jim Pickens.
@glitchingsharks2 жыл бұрын
Kevin is a 100 percent Irish human.
@theof48534 жыл бұрын
5:30 oh my favourite line from Kevin in 2020
@Artjoxas4 жыл бұрын
Love ya kev, i legit just spent 5 minutes wondering if this was a reupload because i got kev mixed up with greenpewdiepie.
@lordm17324 жыл бұрын
Kevin as a messing with nuclear material sounds like a great idea.
@kelseydegeneffe53734 жыл бұрын
I love how Kevin says "uuuuuuuman"
@skullyskaric77793 жыл бұрын
*get's abit suspicious while pulls out a radio* "uhhh..some new guy was twisting his head randomly should i report this to the boss?"
@BoredMurphy4 жыл бұрын
"My guy's such a boomer" Like Jim?
@exosproudmamabear5584 жыл бұрын
You traitor, how could you call our Lord and Savior a boomer? Off with yer head.
@BoredMurphy4 жыл бұрын
@@exosproudmamabear558 I've been doing it since last December, you can't stop me.
@exosproudmamabear5584 жыл бұрын
@@BoredMurphy You can expect our Lord and savior Jim's executioner in front of your door tomorrow. You won't get away with this. I will make sure of that.
@BoredMurphy4 жыл бұрын
@@exosproudmamabear558 Trust me, I'll get away with it
@exosproudmamabear5584 жыл бұрын
@@BoredMurphy See you tomorrow Willow. We will see who will laugh last.
@elorachambers95063 жыл бұрын
I'm sick and I was laughing too hard I started to choke at the same time as the girl did. We robots really do like to imitate things around us
@Klathis4 жыл бұрын
I swear he played this once already. I’m not crazy, right?
@RebeccaM004 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!! Now I know I’m not crazy either because I swear that Kevin has already played this once. I was so confused but at least I’m now the only one now.
@kennygb41414 жыл бұрын
Same here I think this is a reupload
@elsalene10444 жыл бұрын
me too!!!!!!!!!! I remember he commented on how he loved the fact the models were all the same and stuff like that. So confused because I can't find the video anymore????
@DavidWinchester4 жыл бұрын
@@kennygb4141 Not really a reupload since he says and does different things this time around
@IceKreacher4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was tripping.
@jackotoole11194 жыл бұрын
Look how bad I am at being human, only kevin and other computer language speakers will understand
@kamix99044 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail of this video really aged well, lol.
@worldofcubing82424 жыл бұрын
The description translates to "Look how bad I am at being Human" in binary, nice job kevin lmao
@Camisinformational2 жыл бұрын
Bread
@BoredMurphy4 жыл бұрын
"Communism works!" KEVIN ESTABLISHES COMMUNISM
@cashtache3 жыл бұрын
Leave it to Kevin to be the first person on planet Earth to call propane tanks “explodey barrels”
@rickybobbyapproved56954 жыл бұрын
Has anybody said hey back to Kevin? All this time he’s been calling me a friend but I never said hey back. 😥 I’m sorry Kevin
@mathiassvendsen9788 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite Human, Sir Hugh Mann.
@ohsayitaintso4 жыл бұрын
Day 1 of requesting that Kevin plays Ark: Survival Evolved. And, Kevin, as an individual with little experience in the matter, I think you mimicked a human adequately.
@dirtsailoroff-road55802 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, after being in security for 10 years, this is accurate.
@megaman4553 жыл бұрын
God PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do Nuclear Technician!
@granfury12383 жыл бұрын
Would love to see that :D
@joechilds32564 жыл бұрын
Hugh Man, now that's a name I can trust. -Zapp Brannigan
@completefemboyr.n.g13084 жыл бұрын
No views 49 Lakes. Yeah, I wouldn't want to admit to watching this either.
@jackbudi4 жыл бұрын
That’s a lot of lakes
@NowUnknown4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@dextertoast7644 жыл бұрын
Lakes
@hailhail914 жыл бұрын
Stop being so wet
@viscountrainbows64524 жыл бұрын
Stay moisty my friends
@jarredmcmerrick53114 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *Does a 360 headspin* me: I knew it!
@otazzubm4 жыл бұрын
I've recently had a surgery that moved my ribs I laughed so hard, it hurts so bad, help
@handsomest14 жыл бұрын
Mariana Buzzato u ok?
@MerkhVision4 жыл бұрын
I misread “moved” as “removed” and was boutta be very weirded out lol
@berkaycobanoglu6868 Жыл бұрын
Being human is hard but I learned from this video how to be good human. Thank you Kevin!
@nikkiesona4 жыл бұрын
Day 299 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
🎵99 days worth of cake in the fridge, 99 days worth of cake! You have some now, and pass it around, 98 days worth of cake in the fridge!🎵
@nikkiesona4 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON Lovely song! Thank you Person. Happy birthday!
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@nikkiesona thank you! You have a good one too
@simonm24234 жыл бұрын
I swear this game feels like it was designed by an alien as a tutorial for his friends 😂😂😂 Also, if that necc twisting isn't a sign of human peak performance I don't know what is