HYPER CANCER 2 THE RECANCERING - MTG Arena - Standard - Original Deck

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so what is the most hated deck in all of magic well its teferi most likely but I present to you a worth wile contender for the most cancer deck ever. this deck only removes things and heals that's all it does and it does it very good. its slow but it works
Deck list:
3 Revitalize (M19) 35
8 Plains (RIX) 192
4 Cleansing Nova (M19) 9
2 Sanguine Sacrament (XLN) 33
3 Cast Down (DAR) 81
9 Swamp (RIX) 194
2 Moment of Craving (RIX) 79
2 Golden Demise (RIX) 73
4 Murder (M19) 110
4 Vraska's Contempt (XLN) 129
4 Ixalan's Binding (XLN) 17
4 Fountain of Renewal (M19) 235
3 Primal Amulet (XLN) 243
3 Gaea's Blessing (DAR) 161
1 Forest (RIX) 196
1 Detection Tower (M19) 249
1 Field of Ruin (XLN) 254
2 Sunpetal Grove (XLN) 257
2 The Immortal Sun (RIX) 180
1 March of the Multitudes (GRN) 188
1 Azor's Gateway (RIX) 176

[@ladev91]

so cancerous even the game couldn't handle it.

[@k_tess]

So if my theory is right the game stores his life total as an 8-bit integer. Counting higher than 255 requires a 9-bit integer so it has an overflow error.

[@mishka007channel]

@@k_tess But somehow Life could go up to 5000 earlier, when everybody made a token deck with crasy amount of healing.

[@k_tess]

@@mishka007channel then it must be something else. But what?

[@mishka007channel]

@@solarfyre2136 That might be a true. Need to test this.

[@k_tess]

@@solarfyre2136 I don't think that. He died on his upkeep. Unless it stories the value of what the sanctum can tap for in a different variable, instead of have the sanctum reference the life total variable.

[@jthrone7768]

I have to listen to this with headphones because the last thing I want is people hearing a boisterous Russian dude screaming “GEEV IT TO MEE”.

[@dracodominus2800]

Pussy!

[@StellasStreaming]

Pretty sure my roommate thinks I was watching porn.

[@PRDGLBRD]

Sat watching it in the bar laughing my arse off getting more than a few funny looks

[@Smillydon]

Geev it to me it's my dick

[@someignorance]

Oh yus baybe

[@withheavyballs]

the error code is just wizard chemotherapy

[@MASTERHAENIR]

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES

[@vindorin]

Welcome to Magic the Gathering, where our opponents mental anguish is our number one priority.

[@fartface8918]

Why would anyone play otherwise

[@saradanhoff6539]

EDH Jund with Jolrael as general, and mostly boardwipe/removal/LD . Because having friends is overrated

[@Kraus-]

I ain't even mad. So long as it's not blue it's a legitimate win.

[@halfjack2758]

@@saradanhoff6539 I personally prefer zo-zu stax

[@Trickstarh]

@@saradanhoff6539 20pp 3v3 il nuovo 3v3 di 3v2 3v3 332332334332223 24233344433424242 3223443343 34333244334334234 3v2 343222 3332223333 4d8 43344233334 40k 3v3 223442343343234 44343434242222

[@Hudson316]

So I built a version of this, trimmed it down to 60 cards, tried to avoid actually tripping the error code by relying on March of Multitudes and settling on beating for lethal instead of several hundred, and messed with the land base a little and you're right when you say the deck is surprisingly well built. It just locks down games and so far out of the 8 rounds I've played with it, I lost 1 to locking myself out of black mana after mulligan to 4, and one I didn't win because I accidentally tripped the crash error. Every other game I either won legitimately or won via the opponent getting frustrated into ragequitting. Nice work, man!

[@korfil]

can we get the cardlist for that?

[@WelwoLied]

@@korfil +1

[@manioo8]

I second the decklist. Please let us experience the cancer.

[@karagz]

Giff decklist plox

[@PIEDol]

At what point exactly does the error happen?

[@Marti3P]

I've just managed to get all the cards needed for this deck finally and managed to get it to do 600 Tokens but it lags really badly. Crashed out at 1577 life, 600 tokens, and crashed because of 3x 1580 token generation only managed to process 1322 on the first primal amulet before it crapped out. seems to work better than in December but still buggy.

[@Hustafar]

Apparently the game crashes when the turn begin

[@bobjoe1832]

This just proves how bad the game is coded, they treat similar tokens as separate objects, and loads all of the separately.

[@youtubetrollking1880]

Ive been watching this guy for most of my life. When I was about five, I remember watching him on pbs teaching me how to count alongside his friends Elmo and Big Bird. Now i'm learning how to play magic from him. Thanks for the many years of education.

[@1337-Nathaniel]

ONE! Ah-ah-ah-ah!

[@SlycerXx]

TWO!! AH AH AH

[@tomcads1604]

THREE cancers, ah ah ah

[@akumamatataaa]

THREE! Ah ah ah

[@user-bm2rt5xn6k]

FOUR! Ah-ah-ah-ah!

[@andyl7677]

"The control part of the deck is working really controlishly." That's why I watch your videos, man.

[@blabik]

This is literally the perfect deck. Either they concede and you win or the server drops your game and you draw. 100% winrate baby, mythic here we come...

[@danielmenendez7225]

Perfect deck for half hour of pure boring every game

[@jeremytripp9380]

This deck SUCKS! Falls FLAT vs the weakest decks. I've watched a bunch of vids frm this guy, he edits out most of the losses. Typical KZbinr with FAKE content.

[@NHTYSYX]

100 percent win rate has never been achieved even from cheaters back in 1993 lol... It's ok to dream big.

[@mrfoodskater]

​@@NHTYSYXbraindead

[@akumamatataaa]

Not a good plan. It'd take fucking forever to rank up 😂

[@TastySnackies]

Did you know: This deck is considered illegal in the state of Massachusetts?

[@amazingronaldo9656]

Yes, according the Mass General Law you aren't redistributing that life to others and so you must be taxed until you have no life. ;)

[@RiseInAfterlife]

What broke the client was the Sanctum of the Sun. The client broke cause it could not handle a 200+ Mana on a single land calculation for 5 colours in your upkeep. Every update cycle it pushes the life total integer into the land Mana reference integer. The land Mana reference overflowed.

[@Yuzuki1337]

Glad I am not the only one who got that, yay for useful debug prints :D

[@friendlyplayer92]

I just wonder... There are so technically advanced games out there and mtga crashes to this?? Shitty coding

[@drei8733]

Lazy coding, more like.

[@KyleBaran90]

@@friendlyplayer92 WOTC has been very lazy and incompetent for over 5 years.

[@mrbones9196]

Kyle Baran WOTC is just lazy and incompetent

[@sethmassacre]

The original hyper cancer is why I subscribed

[@urnx6172]

me too

[@michael83479]

Me as well

[@brianheppner7271]

Me also. Just love shutting people down. I did add a Karn win con to the other one.

[@rabbituckmann8146]

yep!

[@MTGoriginal]

soon we will win game with this

[@jthrone7768]

MTG Arena Original Decks Win games* or win a game*?

[@easternwind4435]

@@jthrone7768 no it's cooler the way he wrote it

[@PSICHOAGENT]

Just won a game with this haha

[@jeremyreese54]

@@jthrone7768 No, he will win the game with this. Everyone else loses and can not win, after he wins with this...

[@andrewgolubiewski3463]

imgur.com/a/R9E4njj I got the 500+ 184 tripled with primal wellsprings Opponent either crashed and lagged out or rage timer quit, so I didn't get to attack

[@ClassicMagicMan]

Props to your opponent, paying full sticker price for ghalta. LoL 😂

[@ShiningDarknes]

To be honest if I was playing this and had stuck around to the last 10ish cards in both decks I would want to see what the fuck my opponent has been trying to do all game.

[@unixtreme]

@@ShiningDarknes I'm too invested now, I want to see where this is going. That was like me continuing to watch the walking dead.

[@ShiningDarknes]

@@unixtreme That is like me still playing Anthem despite every update being two steps forward one giant step back. I'm too invested to pull out entirely now, it is a terrible mindset to be in in most circumstances. Some have commitment issues I have issues un-committing.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

@@ShiningDarknes Damn that's just plain masochism.

[@miot22]

Shining Darkness I literally did this the first time I ran into a bolas citadel deck. Wanted to see what would happen, turns out it was sac a massive wildgrowth to thud. The second time this happened they clearly didn’t have red mana so I waited again. Turns out his plan was swing at my face with his entire library on the board. Unfortunately for him he got cocky and went all in with 0 cards in his library, needless to say I had 4 untapped white. He got settle the wreckage’s and surrendered before it even resolved. Lmao.

[@dracodominus2800]

2:45 due to this explainations I have subscribed. I sincerely hope this is how you feel about magic, because it is the whole reason I built a deck which only wins by playing your opponents cards against them. True victory is only achieved when an opponent quits the game....

[@Youmama187]

That is why I have a 60 card deck that is 4 shared fates 8 plains 8 forests 8 islands lands 4 revitalize 4 gaia's blessing 4 shared fates and the rest draw spells. I want to play other people's decks so much

[@Vladdamyre]

chaos wand FTW

[@williambarnes5023]

Vraska's Contempting a Vraska is just style.

[@williambarnes5023]

Flavor win. Gorgon looked in a mirror. Was disgusted with what she saw. Killed herself.

[@Gettenhart]

Flavor Flav

[@RiseInAfterlife]

Same with "In Bolas Clutches" a Bolas

[@punchbricks]

Vraska was in Contempt of herself.

[@kingfuzzy2]

Lore win!!

[@MAA6LE6END]

damn i was hoping to see 300 tokens on the board

[@-jobrocodwawz-6226]

Midnight Crow lol try 1500 tokens cause that's how many he'd be getting

[@SnowyGrass]

i just couldnt stop laughing XD i frikin love this guy XD

[@rayciannello2268]

“Hyper Cancer ll The Recancering” Liked and subbed

[@DaPsychocat]

"we cut our deck down to 64 cards" oh now I know it's good !

[@Uzotrups]

Dude, Noxious just got inspired and mentioned this deck . Noice

[@Vladdamyre]

when?

[@bannedaccount3752]

Who?

[@TheMagicHistorian]

Deck names are on point

[@peterhansmann3289]

cool to see you here, was just thinking what you would think about cancer...

[@cherrybansx7398]

dead girls are best girls indeed

[@garlicbargain1176]

Your opponent actually missed lethal in game 1 when you played the second amulet, he could've saced everything but the carnage tyrant to omnivore and had exactly 16 dmg

[@fredjones2047]

you don't factor in they are sacrificed

[@garlicbargain1176]

@@fredjones2047 No i did not, Carnage Tyrant: 7 power, Omnivore: 3 power, plus three sacrifices, each giving Omnivore +2/+2: 3x2=6 power. 7+3+6=16=lethal

[@fredjones2047]

@@garlicbargain1176 Oh, guessed i messed up my math. Thanks for replying

[@garlicbargain1176]

@@fredjones2047 No worries, might have just forgotten that the Omnivore gets +2/+2 instead of +1/+1, made that miscalculation a few times before :D

[@fenril6685]

I have to say I started watching you around the time of the first Hyper Cancer video, it is one of my favorite MTG Arena videos on youtube. It's just so whacky and your commentary is hilarious. Please make more videos, I can see your channel becoming very popular overtime with nerds that have a sick sense of humor like I do.

[@sammysammyson]

This showed up in my recommended and since Abzan is pretty good at doing anti-meta things, I didn't realize this wasn't a recent video. I was very wrong and thought it was a Historic deck or something until I took a moment to actually look at the screen. EDIT: Honestly, looking back, I *wish* this was an obnoxious deck by today's standard

[@jaywjr2456]

FUUUUUUCK!!! I waited for March to pop and never got to see it. I was going to sleep and had to stay awake to see it. What an unfulfilling feeling, now I'm going to have nightmares...

[@ericbrown9825]

Roy McKrank, if you're out there, thank you so bloody much for letting me pop off with this deck, I love you mate

[@ThatRandomSniper]

Dude, this video is great. Your humor is awesome and I love the horrifying deck you built!

[@fenril6685]

Lmao, 17:40 He's Russian so he's pissed off beyond belief. XD

[@33elkyeet91]

We kinda need this land honestly. This is correct russians need land.

7:35 Missplay 1: uses Dryad Greenseeker instead of attacking. Still acceptable. 7:50 Missplay 2: casts Ravenous Chupacabra instead of attacking with everything and sacrificing 2- 3 "minions" to deal more than 16 damage using Thallid Omnivore activated ability: the opponent **you** have only one land at his disposal and could do nothing since it was a mere plains. He could've won the game. Brilliantly.

[@dreadreturn6591]

Dear Sir, I have no choice, NO CHOICE but to solute you for what a Evil Genius that you are! I don't have all the cards to make the deck you present here but I have enough to win over and over out of no where and its driving my opponents nuts! I LOVE IT!

[@M0stlyH3lpful]

Reviewing this I can say 1: his accent is real in fact his English has gotten better. 2: he no longer uses a potato to record

[@kewebox1251]

That moment when you break the game... I lost my shit

[@sp10sn]

"This is a problematic opponent." subscribed

[@JimFaindel]

This is the most beautiful display of dominance I have ever witnessed. The circle of stupidity is now complete. A part of me wishes this is never fixed so that the deck works exclusively as a "fuck you I'll draw and crash the fucking game" machine. Thank you so much.

[@Dyzfell]

Loving your high octane commentary!

[@BryanCDonaldson]

Came for the decklist, stayed for the luls. Your accent makes your commentary a thousand times more hilarious. It's perfect. You're the MTG version of Russian mafia. "We just murder thees guys." You're my hero and I love you.

[@flaviocorrea8766]

I want to thank you for building your deck. I was stopped in the ranking and only managed to progress thanks to Hyper Cancer. Thank you! Greetings from Brazil.

[@WearyFeline]

Him: “Because this is still a mill deck without any milk cards.” Me: I bed your pardon?

[@micheleinsisa8791]

I had this in recommended today, wow! Congrats qwazar for the yt algorythn

[@TheShalestorm]

2:50 SPOT ON. I played lich's mastery the otherday against a mill Coutnerspell tribal deck with Reshuffle. He had no way to destroy my Lich. I turned on an auto clicker on skip turn. Played smash bros while he constantly reshuffled to stay afloat. Sure i couldn't win. sure he couldn't win. But watching him scramble was all the moral i needed to beat a Wifi Samus...So that's a win for me. (He conceded after 3 sets of Online ultimate matches and 8 minutes of manual skipping prior to the smash bros.)

[@wtfzalgo]

The combination of your accent + the way you talk + this deck is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in my life.

[@exxtorz5468]

I long for a day when I can establish dominance and assert Wicktory upon my enemy! What a time to be alive!

[@Eni11-i6t]

I rarely watch 40+ mins videos on youtube but this was 100% entertaining.

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

We did it. We broke the game. What a time to be alive boys.

[@blakgoat7]

15:30 - Did he (and surprisingly enough, his opponent as well) just forget about the fact that planeswalkers don't work with The Immortal Sun on the battlefield? Will he ever get to know what one of his favourite cards actually does?

[@kaaphkaa]

hopefully, all your vids are as fun as this one. immediate sub.

[@julianoramos6411]

Damn, quazar became such a grumpy streamer.. this video here is pure gold. Strategic and comic at the same time. Not like nowadays complains about wizards and stuff.

[@emanuelmoraissilva]

Gotta love this. "The recancerig"🤣👍

[@jedimasternoob]

Funny way to get multiple immortal suns on the feild Antiqueite wars 3rd chapter resolves with sun on the feild>cast helm of the host, equip to immortal sun construct> extra meme points for quasiduplacite cast targeting non legendary immortal sun from the helm of the first

[@huntervester3790]

The game kept breaking on me right before my 2000+ march of the multitudes with this deck, but anyways love the deck man keep up the great work.

[@MTGFoil]

You just cast an fucking Imortal Sun and then you are afraid an planes walker might destroy it? Netdeckers.....

[@JulianoNevesz]

I think the only counter for this deck, its the "Mill" type, since it doesn't matter If the player has 200+ life... Am I right?

[@Hoedenkoeboeld]

You are SO RIGHT ABOUT YOUR WIN CONDITIONS!!! One must obliterate hope in one's foes

[@AbyssalMelody]

I played my first game in traditional with this deck. Won 2-1 and completed every single one of my quests at once for 1600 gold. You are a genius sir.

[@LtVadim]

I got it figured out! After exactly this video Wizards decided that they had enough and started working on projects called "Shuffler" and "Algorithm".

[@GoodguyGastly]

V I Z A R D S !!!!

[@MASTERHAENIR]

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES, TEFARI

[@EnDDarKDoMaiNGAMES]

Allways fun to watch. Maybe it's time to this masterpiece to comeback. Maybe with Mirari's Wake!

[@filthyhanzomain7917]

You should exchange the murders with some mortifys. Much easier.to cast and you can destroy enchantments aswell

[@Guestex]

I had crafted an Azor's Gateway after watching your original deck video, and ended up playing games even knowing the game was going to break since it was still fun lol Also, a couple of things I did differently: 4 primal amulets - insta win if flip basically Ritual of Rejuvenation - bad on its own, but with a flipped amulet, a divination that heals you Crucible of Worlds - testing this out, best with 2-3. Run with evolving wilds, and basically becomes 3 mana draw a land card every turn, comes in tapped. Thins out deck and makes draws more consistent. Also, with this setup, I can run a single forest in the entire deck, which I pull out after I make sure I have 2 W and 2 B mana. Sideboard: banefire in case I feel like dealing 150 damage to opponent's face

[@cuttlefish6839]

I like that spicy tech with the banefire

[@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254]

Hilarious at 2:33. Pure genius, and very true

[@33elkyeet91]

This deck is so fucking sweet. The magic moderators were FBI agenting your match and said friendship ended with MTGAOD

[@anthonymontalbano6020]

I paused the first shot just to read your deck names. Mana Hoe and Sarkhan Aint No Bitch are my favorites lmao

[@Shajirr_]

Your deck is going places - Noxious made a video with a version of it

[@mrgrimgate3646]

What was the name of Nox's video? I can't find it.

[@Shajirr_]

@@mrgrimgate3646 kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3anpGCeYr9qidU

[@mrgrimgate3646]

@@Shajirr_ Thank you.

[@goreobsessed2308]

Ah yess someone who understands the soul of magic

[@jspalton29]

I've had the error crash after a double thousand year storm 7th spell brass's bounty. Too many treasure tokens for the game to handle

[@pancyans7015]

thank you for the laughs. really enjoyed that. keep up the good work. happy new year.

[@Barravas79]

How do you play this deck against control? 🧐

[@FREEFROMITALL]

OMG I LOL so hard at the hyper cancer fucking up the game OMG beautiful

[@TheAcad3mic]

"Five Thousand Quadrillion fuckin TOKEN GAIN." Subbed.

[@sufferwithme4182]

This is the best fucking magic channel on KZbin. You sir are a gem

[@TheLiquidAtom]

for some reason this gets recommended to me a lot.

[@Caerulos]

this cancer is...Evolving into a new life form.... Good job.

[@benderisgreat95able]

The only thing I love more than this beautiful masterwork of Tempo is your Russian Kermit accent.

[@GalMac88]

"we dont even get loses, the game just says FCK YOU!" xD damn i loved that part

[@CJWilly]

Feeding a man his own graveyard: Human Centipede: The Deck

[@nehuenbec]

hahahahahha I fucking died with this video. Great material!! keep it like this bro!!! happy new year!!

[@thet00nl1nk3]

I miss this deck.

[@KiRbO168]

same :(

[@kevinsun7617]

-Plays a 3 color deck with a shit ton of basic lands -Gets mana screwed -proceeds to complain -logic

[@DeLaw12]

Love your accent and your gachi reactions on topdecks LUL

[@prz88]

21:25 you just gotta be fucking kidding me

[@Chaosjuper]

i added 4 Millstones to the original cancerdeck, and let me tell you this much.... consistent turn 10 enemy concedes

[@congress_stocks]

Just dusted this deck off, updated it.....was hella fun to play. Unfortunately, they capped the tokens. I cast March of multitudes, for 300, doubled twice with flipped amulets.....only let me have 250 tokens.....kinda sucked. Was great to play, this was the first deck I got hooked on this channel.

[@nameishack4753]

0:47 *"three Primal amulet because I'm such a nice person"* haha

[@brentramsten249]

i came for the click bait, i stayed for the stellar commentary.

[@pixelpanic]

hyper cancer killed arena

[@ziziorens348]

I love these kinds of decks... Maybe I should build it IRL.

[@SteinexD]

Counting it in your head would be annoying as fuck tho

[@Tehcarp]

zizi orens you could have a multiplication table to leaf through

[@Volkbrecht]

Don't. It doesn't work. More often than not you'll be mulling to have some sort of playable hand, and the deck is extremely vulnerable to hand control, which is standard side-board-tech against specialty-builds like this.

[@lelandgrigsby988]

Whenever I've got Azor Gateway to go off in a deck similar to this, though I didn't use march of the multitudes or green mana, arena always unexpectedly ends the game and grants a victory to my opponent. Not sure why. I think it's an azor gateway issue with large amounts of mana because the game doesn't do this for me when go so high in life points with say wildgroth walker.

[@AricYount]

Same thing happens to me. The game gives up the turn after I gain 3k+ life.

[@Swiftduck00]

It's because the overflow comes from the upkeep check for lands. Azor's Gateway is what causes the overflow when over ~500 life.

[@ColeEvyx]

I just went against this deck and now I finally have the full list... guess I know what I am crafting now!

[@IzzetRight]

Great video. I found it quite funny.

[@pejman3]

To proc azor gateway more easily you can use the double cards (their CCM is the SUM of both cards, so discovery//dissipate has CCM of 7 for instance)

[@MAA6LE6END]

and so the adventure of hyper cancer continues

[@friendlyplayer92]

I had so much confusing emotions watching this that i subcribed OHH YESS

[@horacioaguerocerda7219]

best description of win in magic

[@pchamun]

This is art in a very very perverse form. Subscribed!

[@FrozenPie22]

If you add Lich's Mastery to this deck you get to draw 500 cards. That seems neat.

[@pjm3005]

this deck is jeff hoogland approved!

[@dizphunkt]

The russian Hacker did hit you with a Double-Hyper-Cancer! ^^

[@nonamewizardemporium9226]

I liked for the title alone, stayed for the content

[@xeonicelite]

I fucking love your channel I've been binging this shit for days now