I became rich by emotionally manipulating my family in BitLife

Why get a job when you can make a lot of money with subtle, but effective emotional manipulation?
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Edited by: @TheSuitedBird
Welcome to BitLife where you can do anything you want. I obviously choose to use this power for evil, rather than good. In this episode we emotionally manipulate our family into giving us tons of money. It's great!
#EazySpeezy #BitLife #Simulation

[@allisonc9338]

“this might be a person we can emotionally manipulate later on, so of course we’ll become her friend” iconic

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@great day CP

[@Vin_C0]

The link is some yoga stuff

[@Jason-kk9ll]

@great day faker

[@Jason-kk9ll]

@@Vin_C0 report my fake

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@@Vin_C0 nope, he's forcing religion on us, which is illegal

[@ninacochrane569]

"All it took for me to be rich was my rich mom dying!" And thus did EazySpeezy demonstrate what it takes to be in the 1% in the modern era.

[@SylviaRustyFae]

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[@kanvolu]

Not in the modern era, it's always been like that

[@nyanSynxPHOENIX]

Yeah, it's been like this for a long time in most societies. Luckily in the post-modern, Information Era, many countries are finding solutions to this problem, just definitely not the US (based on their life in the game).

[@cryguy0000]

Now what to do if your mom isn't rich...

[@strogonoffcore]

@@nyanSynxPHOENIX neither Brazil

[@Aidenstinkybozoman]

“All you have to do to become rich is ask people repeatedly for money” Day 1 of asking EazySpeezy for money

[@thedoodlebugg1337]

I was here lol

[@arubikcubethatshouldnthave4440]

give us moneh or *die*

[@giovanniburke3848]

Bruh

[@noellelavenza494]

Gotta ask people, plural.

[@HpEdits10]

Lol

[@thenewherooftime815]

I love how happy he is about 390 dollars when he is -400,000 dollars

[@strogonoffcore]

in Brazil we have a saying that's something like "grain by grain, the chicken fills her belly"

[@sanjeevsinghrajput5593]

As we say in India "Drops of water may fill the ocean"

[@benanjerris6744]

@@strogonoffcore huh, we have a similar saying in nigeria, "grain by grain, the plate/pot fills up"

[@flamgoinsanicmask3339]

I have one from momland it is. Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna turn around and desert you

[@just_deal_with_it_lmao]

Believe in bitlife when you're on red every single penny is worth money

[@hevil93]

Food for thought: someone has lived like this before and they are out there

[@chanhjohnnguyen1867]

Had a coworker like that. Now she’s in her 50s after leaving her 70 year old husband for younger men and has absolutely nothing to her name

[@hevil93]

@@chanhjohnnguyen1867 now now, she still might have a mom on the edge of death

[@JustIn-ob5xn]

@@hevil93 thats dark

[@Subt0nix]

@@JustIn-ob5xn like her moms future

[@ExoticAxolotl69]

@@Subt0nix what future

[@danielcharles4431]

Eazy speedrunning to become a leech to his friends and family while collecting child support, alimony, and inheritance... good stuff.

[@joshuasuess8883]

Was he speedrunning there was no timer

[@danielcharles4431]

@@joshuasuess8883 nah, not a speedrun but you can see him speedrun getting children so he can ask for money later when they're adults.

[@aquamqrines]

900th like

[@sicariusaf]

I love that he didn't notice the doctor was free because it's just a given that doctors are expensive in the us

[@KoyasuNoBara]

I mean, he also kept saying dollars instead of pounds LOL

[@bensoncheung2801]

420 👍

[@duelmasteryuya1205]

Maybe he didn't give you money because even though he's crazy, he's not stupid to go to debt with someone AND take care of their kids. He basically screwed you both physically and finanically.

[@acat6145]

But who made those bad choices in the first place

[@AlienZizi]

@@acat6145 both of them lol. you should leave someone if they're like this, not put all the responsibility on them

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

@@AlienZizi How did he make a bad choice?

[@seymourglass26]

Since this wasn't a speed run, I guess it was a guide to being a sociopath.

[@isaachale9658]

😂😆😭

[@globallrexx3815]

dog: dies eazyspeezy: that’s sad, anyways

[@pvic6959]

mom: dies eazyspeezy: yes! im rich!

[@clairvoyant-]

@@pvic6959 legend

[@sproutssupport7789]

​@@pvic6959 King brother: dies Eazyspeezy: YESS! IM KING NOW

[@chickengoose3303]

That is maniacal, and evil I love it

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@yes groomer

[@afifgozali8611]

@@THWhite-ip3uq The Fuck?

[@d3cay3d...68]

@@THWhite-ip3uq Wdym?!

[@Spleen_tickler]

I love that even though he’s being the worst in the playthrough he still vaccinates his kids

[@Speed_Zamaa]

Maybe he was the worst in the playtrough, but not THE worst

[@lemons38]

profesionals have standards

[@Sana_Is_Gay]

He might have been bad but not THAT bad

[@WarmishTextbook]

"All you have to do to become rich is repeatedly ask people for money" Except almost all of the money came from your mother with the inheritance, so actually all you have to do to become rich is have rich parents.

[@MrBlahblah22]

Just like real life

[@PsychoEdits]

"To be honest, I forgot I even had a father" - EazySpeezy 2021

[@cloudiib3471]

Me, who grew up in a broken home: "Hey, I've seen this one before!"🤣

[@nuetralkitty58]

F

[@blergh273]

F

[@jmlostudios]

F

[@YukioTaksuki]

F

[@DM-mi4je]

F

[@senboy9002]

11:40 *Fiona is suffering from Measles* **three seconds later** "My daughter died!?"

[@gemsineye]

Ah yes, the estranged uncle approach.

[@itookthisusername]

Speedrun talking Tom. I want to know how it turns out

[@joshtrashcontent4237]

@great day POV: you promoted yourself

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@@joshtrashcontent4237 and we have to report their content for spam

[@duelmasteryuya1205]

I would love to see that game again! Maybe I will finally get to see how you play the game instead of watching my friend doing it...

[@rocky_027]

I guess there are some mini games he can speed run those

[@crabludioofficial6941]

“All I want to do is get 1,000 babies so I can ask them for money” -EazySpeezy 2021

[@intensellylit4100]

And in the end, the solution was being born to rich parents.. I feel clickbaited.

[@SuperGamer5O3536]

I bet Eazy is too scared to speedrun 2048

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@yes slavers self promote

[@Dust3290]

@yes Stfu, you bots are everywhere and I'm tired of it

[@GradyDP]

@@THWhite-ip3uq hey what's on the other side of that link? Your comment implied you knew.

[@TheTrueForbidden]

Just report the bots bruh

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@@TheTrueForbidden I have, and it's not working. We need to report the video it's linked

[@eduardomontenegro8209]

eazyspeezy : SHE GAVE ME 78 DOLLARS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *has -400k dollars in the bank account"

[@drz616]

Pounds, not dollars

[@thenailsageofgeo4975]

Eazy: all you gotta do is ask people for money Also Eazy: makes the vast majority of his money from his mom dying with the rest not even denting the debt he is in because of his previous choices

[@latioshunter]

"Compliments solve everything" Me, complimenting the kitchen sink: You're...nice.

[@Gabowsk]

"And like that I've gained a loan of a million family deaths for money." - EazySpeezy.

[@venombeetle7473]

He says emotionally manipulate, when what he’s actually doing is repeatedly asking for money.

[@bensoncheung2801]

BUt! HE’s THeIR mOThER!!!

[@creamycringelord2809]

i like how he refers to the death of his daughter as an “awkward moment” 💀

[@kimdokjaco]

The way the debt kept increasing has me wheezing

[@josiahfredericks2990]

But life in one sentence “No my mom passed away, that was my biggest source of money”

[@TheDanaYiShow]

"why would I work to make real money when I can force my children to" what is this video LOL

[@azurius4507]

youtube family channels in a nutshell

[@FidgetTBD]

I love how easyspeezy is pretty much just a faster version of let’s game it out

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

Sad thing is, this is probably how some people want their lives to be on Twitter... Just use everyone else so that they'll reap benefits they don't deserve.

[@wHy-ln1im]

KZbin comments

[@swift5384]

KZbin comments

[@treemannick2969]

KZbin comments

[@bobhotdog6632]

If you skipped the first 10 seconds, you would think he's a sociopath

[@nyanSynxPHOENIX]

I'm not sure the first 10 seconds reassured me he isn't, lol

[@JM-dq7xn]

Yeah, sanity left this man couple of videos ago

[@bobhotdog6632]

@@JM-dq7xn It probably left him around the time of the run speedrun

[@SamLabbato]

this was pretty cool seeing non-speedrun content. I wouldn't be opposed to more of these or stream highlights at times

[@NetheriteMiner]

More of these please, it's insanely funny

[@jayblueguy9932]

Speedrun Little Alchemy

[@tienatic6915]

Yes, please do

[@turtlesarecool]

Is that even possible?

[@bruhman2285]

@@turtlesarecool yea you can

[@bruhman2285]

@yes stop sending links

[@turtlesarecool]

@@bruhman2285 but what's the goal

[@kirbyfan087]

14:34 “No, my mom passed away. That was my biggest source of money, what am I supposed to do now?”

[@petrafiedumn]

Wa-Wait, Speezy not speedruning? *TIME TO ENJOY A LONGER CONTENT LETS GOO*

[@commander_frog]

Morals are irrelevant I’m speerunning

[@IamaPERSON]

@yes BEGONE BOT

[@ae-_ae]

@yes go away bot, you in the the way of my speerunning

[@strogonoffcore]

what you call Geneva convention I call Geneva suggestion

[@BadBug71881]

Your vids got me addicted to this game. Good stuff!!

[@skybubbles2637]

Please make more of these vids. Gotta love bitlife

[@double_illusions2121]

i remember me and my friend used to secretly play this during classes

[@henryblake6227]

How to win bitlife: inherit a cool million from your rich mom who you played checkers with once

[@Thecloaker_]

“Soffucating him instantly” Thats... thats like... thats like not how suffocating works.

[@Kin-bd2vd]

YES! I loved the other BitLife videos! Maybe you should do one as Royalty ( might need Bitizen for that though!).

[@geistincarnate]

I wouldn't call it clickbait bc he does *try* to do what it says in the title I just wish it uh, succeeded

[@levelmake7758]

“Have a bunch of kids so that way you can collect money from them!” During game: **Loses 10-15k per turn, however he only collects 3-4K from her kids each turn** Yep. That works

[@Judge_0f_Everything]

Who asks

[@sphoo1179]

Slowly Speezy is becoming Josh from Let's Game It Out, which is rlly gr8

[@mo_aub2868]

Easyspeezy: everyone likes me 1 minute later Easyspeezy:no one likex me

[@rogue6827]

Eazy is quickly becoming let’s game it out

[@marcusferro7588]

He needs to speedrun thief simulator if he’s playing all these simulator games, it’ll be amazing

[@masterpig5s]

Roughly 7:42 I properly realised it isn’t a speed run. Enjoying it.

[@pixlol]

Thanks for the great life advise eazy!!

[@zepplinkiwigamer8217]

Finally, a video for enjoyment, not rushing.

[@qwerty-qw2zc]

Imagine this happened in real life. it's truly terrible

[@emberthefox4951]

This became "the majority of my family tree" simulator. I wish I was joking.

[@tyranitar8u]

I did this exact same thing! just take out the “in bit life” part

[@TheAdvertisement]

TIL being born on a workbench and holding a TV remote as your first toy is a sign that you will become filthy rich. 4:08 "And we're also pregnant again we got him trapped." Sad thing is some people actually do this-

[@shadowpanther298]

I can feel the slow transformation into GrayStillPlays 2.0....it’s amazing!

[@rotting_turtle2948]

" Tbh I kind of forgot I even had a father " Lmao felt that one

[@sanguisuga6825]

That inheritance plot twist 😂

[@_TimelessX]

the sad fact is that this happens in real life

[@baddawBE]

I got an actual ad from bitlife while watching this

[@breakind0wnigga]

Can we talk about how this man to become richer than most of us will ever be in our lifetime by being a freeloader and emotional manipulator?

[@bensoncheung2801]

He got rich *DESPITE* being an emotional manipulator! (£450K in debt before inheritance)

[@gingerninja792]

it’s so hilarious as a british person to see an american play a british character who uses £ instead of $ and he still calls it dollars

[@TheAbigailDee]

Oh my god no wonder those kids hate you 🤣 this had me in stitches

[@SylviaRustyFae]

I so love how this turned out with you randomly getting a million from your mom xD

[@whyyousalty9186]

I remember i got depression when i was 6

[@reunamohr7257]

Woah you really played the game just like my mom did in real life!! Wow that's amazing!!!

[@sibericusthefrosty9950]

Bounce Tales speedrun when? Also Snake Xenzia speedrun.

[@andyexposito8933]

The key is emotional manipulations if you didn’t hear him say that already

[@JacobTheCroc]

The ads for this game are annoying too but it seems like the game itself is somewhat what they present.

[@CiowaDyer]

Eh not really. I was a huge fan of BitLife, to get anything out of it you have to pay for I think a subscription (It's been awhile since I downloaded it so don't quote me if it's a subscription) to get anything good out of it. Most of the pet stuff and customization's are locked behind pay walls. It used to be a free game but they got money hungry like most mobile apps I heard it's better on tablets than it is on phones but it's not worth playing anymore. If you really like it I suggest to just watch people playing it, but I won't stop you from installing just don't spend any money on it I would hate for people to keep supporting the money hungry stingy app developers especially if they put ads in the game and still ask for money.

[@sweatpantsstrawberries8981]

You know they have to make money somehow, right?

[@redtheauraguardian8623]

You know what's better than day 24 of requesting EazySpeezy speedrun letting his family die in Papers Please? Day 25 of requesting EazySpeezy speedrun letting his family die in Papers Please

[@eh8009]

1:44 bruh hahahahah that cracked me up so much

[@sthp5925]

"My daughtee DIED!?" "well, whatever"

[@arfurpups1805]

I thought you were a different KZbinr for half this video- I watch both you and them and your voices are very similar

[@bensoncheung2801]

Grey?

[@f2p-setto508]

Who?

[@cryguy0000]

This makes my paranoia about people and their ulterior motives skyrocket

[@kim-jon-un1181]

I only have six kids. -EasySpeezy 2021

[@jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka]

There’s a chance you will become a king in the game. I got it once. I think i was a male in japan.

[@superpiggy424]

Eazyspeezy should speedrun blockheads

[@sammyylamb]

There are so many iconic lines here

[@AirLight1646]

I haven’t watched an EazySpeezy video in so long, it’s good to be back!

[@Faux_Sunlight]

This is straight up Lets Game it Out stuff

[@kagesleep]

Ah yes, the best way to become rich.

[@El-Green]

Amazing an eazy peazy vídeo thats not a speedrun

[@auspiciousapple8373]

in this video EasySpeezy confuses a biological family with a mafia family and starts a Mafia that literally just consists of their children

[@CaptainCookie18]

Bruh this made me laugh so much wtf 😭😭

[@ItzJustDomino]

pro speedrunning tip: harass your sibling until they bludgeon you to death with a brick (happened to me in bitlife)

[@danielna7157]

This started with “yeah millionaire!” to “i have insane debt”

[@nataliemora5166]

Easyspeezy: no my mother died Me:you cared about one of them Eazyspeezy:she was my biggest source of money Me: that explains it

[@HokageMoon]

Please do more BitLife

[@death-kyun]

Speezy: "today we're going to manipulate people" Also Speezy: * avoids social interaction for half his life *

[@greenfireisnull]

Lawl, I got a bitlife ad on this bitlife speedrun

[@malpracticeoffices3622]

"This plan is working" Sitting at nearly half a million in debt at 60 years old. "I was rich and had a good life" Didn't have a positive bank account for nearly 40 years.

[@nicolasfigueroa4429]

hey easy, question, are there games that are impossible to speedrun? I was thinking darkest dungeon speedrun?

[@linkherot8002]

Need to see the collab between @Cinema Summary and @EazySpeezy 😂

[@snowleopard064]

Easy speezy, best role model around

[@kujo4205]

Great tutorial, Now it’s time for me to try this! In real life

[@234o93]

Please don't

[@andylieu3341]

I think speed running Mario golf might be interesting and fun

[@hugar3499]

This was so depressing to watch that it becamse so hilarious lol