I bought the shoes that make you walk faster

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[@emmajane7055]

Maybe you should wear shoes that make you stop uploading

[@wasteland.baby.]

yo pinned comment

[@noahhakalmazian]

Drew Gooden 1s

[@specil-k]

starting to think Drew writes these himself

[@zestysword]

That would be a good idea

[@jackalexande]

ALREADY???

[@mateahissorry]

The price wasn't for the shoes, it was for the instructional video. You have NO idea how hard it is to find someone who can teach you how to walk.

[@danielyoutubechannel407]

ya, it took me a year to figure it out while drew did it in 1 minute!

[@BiasedSportsFan]

Ikr? Every time I ask someone, they just laugh in my face like I’m some Neanderthal! Ooga Booga Dooga Goo????

[@Natalie-101]

Wow I guess I'm really lucky both my parents were qualified walking instructors!

[@artistdudebro]

An insult that it wasn't even a good instructional video. Not a silly hat or cute animal in sight.

[@nouralhudamehshieh7646]

Right? And even tho the video was as unnecessary as little sock hangers they didn't do the one thing it told them to, which is to walk normally

[@tangiblesofa]

Hey Drew, I think you should start a local tourist guide tour service where you walk around with your moonwalkers, and they have to try to keep up with you as you tell them lies about the city

[@tangiblesofa]

it should be a 5$ cover, byob byow, and should end in two atendees fighting to the death

[@treeciaratops]

you're onto something

[@KayleeFarnes]

This idea is genius. And a good way to get his money back. 😅

[@User5670.]

So this is Tampa, Florida! It's super nice and everyone is normal, oh whats that you can't hear me over my shoes? Well to bad 😡

[@Fluff_Noodles]

Forget the shoes. I would absolutely spend hundreds of dollars to have someone guide me around a city while telling me lies. What a funny tourist experience

[@tradingfriends]

Somehow Jarvis was the only one who looked even mildly natural and human in his walk, everyone else looked like they had explosives strapped to their feet.

[@c0athanger]

I might consider those things explosives 😅

[@herp-a-derp5234]

@@c0athangersomehow they watched the video that made it explicitly clear that they are to walk normally, acknowledged how adamant they were in telling people to walk normally, then didn’t walk normally

[@avaDD]

Its because he's the only one who actually does heel to toe. It looks like you really have to roll your feet

[@MyNamesHunter75]

@@herp-a-derp5234 How do you walk normally with something that is AI powed, weighted and makes you a fair bit taller, it's not gonna be the easiest thing ever. Even wearing steal toed boots will weight your feet down enough where you walk a little different. They also said they seem to randomly break which yea they were probably tense using them this is just a bad product that's over priced for a solution that isn't even a problem for the average person and their price point makes it so you couldn't even try them just for fun because that's a good chunk of money for no real return

[@AveryChow]

​@@herp-a-derp5234I would love to see a video of you walking normally with two bricks strapped to your shoes

[@digitalchamploo9129]

I love the absolute audacity of an engineer saying, “it’s a lot worse on video for some reason?” I could actually write an essay on how ludicrous that statement is

[@appleinatophat1089]

Oh yeah? Well prove it!

[@CosmicNyan]

it's more ludicrous in writing.

[@pup64hcp]

@@CosmicNyan hi

[@CosmicNyan]

hi @@pup64hcp

[@cyprus_9252]

Those young men are so nice to that poor little blonde boy. It's wonderful to see that there are still charitable people out there.

[@strawberrybandage]

"poor little blonde boy" 😭

[@PopLadd]

I guess chivalry really isn't dead after all

[@Savasaurus42]

foul 💀

[@c12486]

This is funnier than the pinned comment

[@scorpiosith5025]

Nah, Drew is clearly the annoying rich kid who the cool guys just hang out with to use his neat gadgets

[@genericname2747]

First he got taller, now he's going faster. He's becoming unstoppable

[@Threebuges]

next hes gonna buy a new balance bracelet like Danny and oh brother will that spell out some bad news

[@janeeyre1990]

The tallest and the fastest

[@BiasedSportsFan]

And he has a military grade belt. He really could be a god.

[@spookkook]

Unrelated but memento mori

[@mywaterco0lerromance]

next he’s going to get stronger

[@fuzzylilpeach6591]

A super annoying issue in game design is syncing character footstep animation rate with the speed they walk. We notice it even if it's really subtle. These shoes are a perfect example of how uncanny it looks.

[@pisscvre69]

one of the strangest things i found in trying to make a walk cycle in blender is how litterally copy pasting keyframes it seems to not always behave the same, creating walk cycles is a nightmare far worse than things people would think are more complicated, even my end result looked very stiff and off

[@elwhite2130]

​@@pisscvre69it's not any better in software like Maya, could literally follow every step on the best tutorial and once it runs past the original keyframes of the walkcycle it falls apart 😭😭

[@pisscvre69]

@@elwhite2130 dam it, no where is safe from walk cycles GHSDFFSDHG

[@gothamcowboy]

i thought the same thing, also how in some games the character takes an extra step when you stop moving the controls, and these things made the guys slide a little even when they stopped walking. my first thought was, thats a video game character LMAO

[@FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule]

As an animator myself.... yeah, it's always been something that annoys me when I'd see it

[@SHRUGGiExyz]

Wow! Those shoes really are like walking on the Moon: the huge financial investment, years of training, incredible toll on the body, likely to cause your death... They even got the detail where you and 3 other men share an experience few other living beings every will!

[@benny_lemon5123]

Huh. Someone should show this comment to the creator of moonshoes. They might like the angle for advertising lol

[@maddieb.4282]

This is such an underrated comment honestly

[@andrewluo3792]

I bought these shoes and accidentally beat the soviets to the space race

[@owene2530]

Minus the final payoff of a breathtaking experience

[@zachsutton4518]

Dude this comment is so funny hahahaha

[@popular_dollars]

They should have a treadmill setting, where the wheels go in reverse and force you to walk in place.

[@maxiom7476]

Haha yeah. Then you could actually moon walk like MJ

[@sidneyistired]

high ping mode

[@RisingRevengeance]

​@@sidneyistiredrubber banding to keep you in line with your friends lol

[@leix7]

Unironically they should do this I'm autistic and forget to walk at a normal pace so if they made you move slightly backwards that would be helpful. Except for the loud noise and awkward walking which would probably make me look just as autistic so never mind

[@RisingRevengeance]

@@leix7 Also autistic and yeah its probably the last thing we need. Its also common for us to have balance issues as is, ai powered shoes that go off on their own is probably not great there either.

[@MrRedstoneready]

I love them advertising as "the ultimate cardio machine", it's like they found out it was more labor intensive to use them than regular walking and had to re-market them

[@squeerrel-j]

the most expensive workout weights

[@SilvarusLupus]

You could literally just buy a cheap elliptical/treadmill for that price lol

[@ajlorentz]

@@SilvarusLupusyou can get a pretty decent one tbh

[@MyNamesHunter75]

@@SilvarusLupus and buy steal toed shoes for the extra weight and get the same effect for cheaper

[@benny_lemon5123]

A horror story in one sentence: For sale- one pair of moon shoes, hardly worn

[@klebdapleb3928]

Shaking in my moon-boots

[@DemonSlayerSucksAss30]

Shaking in my moon-flipflops

[@jawarholol4651]

Thanks, Hemingway

[@SketchSketchbookLoveLove]

I love how just listening to the shoes, if you have worked with electric motors at all you can go, "Oh, that's the sound of really cheap motors straining very hard."

[@gollygod]

I think Jarvis hit the nail on the head with the "I feel like I wish I was wearing rollerblades, because then I'd have more control." Like at least then you'd be able to _turn_

[@hamclamcamp]

Like I wish I was able to turn this video off

[@absinthe-crow]

And good rollerblades are like 10% of the price

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@absinthe-crow Good rollerblades are more like ~20% of the price of the shitwalker shoes. Typical rollerblades are gonna range from $50 (for kids) to $200 if you want something that's a little cheap and made of that weird hard plastic, but really good ones are gonna be closer to $300. Rollerskates are gonna be about the same, though they sometimes can cost more or less depending on the brand you go for. I find that rollerskates are often much better quality than blades.

[@alexfraze12087]

​@@nomoretwitterhandlesI broke my wrist roller skating outside because I tripped on a crack, do you have any tips? I wanna get back to it because it's been a few years and I'm fine indoors. I just don't know how to skate outdoors

[@Ayy_la]

@@nomoretwitterhandles i bought shitty inlines to beat up and theyve lasted me like 3 years and only 1 set of wheels/bearings, $70. The only issue is now the fabric on the inside is beginning to wear down

[@NorthoftheBorder]

If you notice most of their ads involve couples and people walking together. Maybe that's what your missing? You should probably get Amanda a pair too so you can give them a fair review.

[@naoree]

Soon there will be a video on you channel called “I made moonwalkers but there’s a real moon”. Even if it’s life size and made of polymer clay, it would still probably be lighter

[@christoskoukas8856]

Didn't know Adam was a fellow Danny Gonzalez enjoyer, very cool.

[@LesbianMf482]

ADAM?

[@glowstickblood]

oh cool to see you here

[@CatsAndPokemon]

chaos has just entered the chat..

[@CZsWorld]

Try wearing them on the treadmill

[@jilliansmaniotto2326]

you’re a monster

[@GrainneMhaol]

And put the treadmill on the back of a truck.

[@Relishermm]

​@@GrainneMhaol, Good idea!

[@peterawr3990]

OMG I Am a huge fan of your content! Also... I miss you calling yourself the Emo Abraham Lincoln. lol

[@Flyn4thewin]

I also value content over Drew's bones being not broken. Let's do it!

[@salaciaowl]

you should wear the shoes to whatever marathon Danny will be in and try to beat him

[@aubergine1086]

this comment is so funny i wish you commented it earlier so it got popular

[@manelegend1989]

@@aubergine1086no seriously 😮‍💨😂

[@wormyagan8213]

They called them moonwalkers because they weigh the same amount as shoes you'd use on the moon, how thoughtful!

[@crazee_lemon]

Lmaoooooooooooo

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

laughing my ass ooooooooooooff

[@dread_wolf2301]

Nah they were just telling you they were bad ahead of time by relating them to the moon pod

[@dancersendrecords1469]

to be fair shoes on the moon would weigh barely anything

[@nathanscore]

unfortunately they're named after seventeen's masterpiece song "moonwalker" but nice guess❤

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

I love how they make you look like a character in a videogame that has an improperly-tuned walk cycle.

[@svenbtb]

lol right all I could think was "Who wants to pay $1400 to look like their animation isn't playing correctly"

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck" ~ Immanuel Kant

[@nidgithm]

oh I just commented the same thing lol yeah it really does look like that

[@toryslapper69]

Next they'll make a $1200 sword that clips through the ground when you crouch

[@NapoleonZ_]

yeah

[@l33g3ndar33]

Dude definitely made a killing off of these things. $1400 a pop and he only spent $14 on the filming of the "tutorial". Killing it man!

[@indigo8036]

$9 of which was spent on the Uber ride to the filming spot

[@JWJWJWJW]

Thing that kills me the most about these shoes is that for a fraction of the cost you could literally just buy a good pair of rollerblades and it would actually be more efficient faster quieter, less strange looking 😂😂😂

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Lots of incredibly overengineered stuff out there.

[@Angelface11]

A lot of people can't use rollerblades. I think these are for more disabled people. Most disabled people or older people can't use ruler blades

[@anastasiahejduk6447]

@@Angelface11I’m disabled with deteriorating functioning my legs, ankles, and feet. I can’t roller blade, but roller skates would be a better alternative to this monstrosity. They look so heavy!

[@CungleArt]

as an animation major, the way these shoes make you look when walking is exactly how every animation teacher tells you not to animate walking because it looks unnatural and upsetting

[@timewithjackson3975]

Wellll when these eventually take over the world you can tell your animation teacher to eat rocks about it/s Edit: ok chill they already said the tone indicator didnt indicate to them i think they got it after the 5th reply telling them thanks

[@toenailsandcheese_]

​@@timewithjackson3975 did we watch the same video bc those shoes arent taking over the world any time soon quick edit but i missed the /s in the reply, and i realise now how it was so in my face yet i missed it but oh well. i jus didnt read the comment properly, sorry!

[@timewithjackson3975]

@@toenailsandcheese_ hence the sarcasm tone indicator

[@sparky6757]

@@timewithjackson3975Honestly impressive they missed the sarcasm, not only was it obvious in the text itself so you wouldn’t need a tone indicator, you _used one anyway_ and they still missed it.

[@gurtison6883]

@@sparky6757Yeah, it’s honestly masterful. Almost impressive, actually. I’m quite proud, I wish I was that oblivious.

[@OneTopic]

*$1,400.00 USD* for electric Heelys. Genius.

[@woahtherebud01]

Casually brushes by OneTopic...

[@sunsetskye483]

OneTopic! Seems this comment’s a bit buried at the moment

[@theevilvix]

woahh funny seeing you here onetopic!

[@Andi-ex1js]

Did not expect you here :0

[@TheJasperEffect]

hi OT i didn't know you watched danny

[@maraynawhite1026]

When I first heard of these I thought they were a redesign of the moonshoes that were like trampolines for your feet. Would've been a better idea honestly lol.

[@AMan-xz7tx]

could you imagine? Moonboots but with actual benefit to jump-height, possibly to DANGEROUS heights that would get the item pulled from market so they only exist second-hand and you have to buy them from a shady dealer in an alley who always greets you with a trench coat full of different illegal shoe-based products no? just me?

[@TheGuindo]

the funny thing is that there is actually a use case for this sort of thing and i fall into it - i have an old hip injury that flares up if i walk more than about 2 miles at a time, so I can't, for example, go walking to the grocery store that's about 1.2 miles from my house because it's _just_ outside that 2 mile round-trip range. being able to go just a _little_ bit farther on each step would actually expand my "walkable distance" range quite a bit. I've actually considered buying heelys to help with this. so i was interested in these moonwalkers until you showed the price, and then every thing after that was an additional ding against it. the extra weight that would offset any benefit of getting more distance per step? the difficulty of even just getting them to work in the first place? the NOISE???? the thing about a lot of these types of products is that they're designed for disabilities and then marketed to everyone, so able-bodied people go "that's silly" while disabled people go "finally, something i can use" (snuggies are a classic example - they're designed for wheelchair users). and this is the first time i've looked at one of these and gone "oh, _i'm_ the disability these are for" and even then i would never actually buy these unless they managed to make them quiet, lightweight, and at least half as expensive. so if i'm the ideal use case and the way these are designed would not actually benefit me at all, then who were these designed _for????_ this is such a classic case of techbros reinventing the wheel. they could've just made some strap-on rollerskates that can't roll backwards and will let you stop on a dime, or heelys with a button that pops the wheels down instead of you having to carry the wheels around in your pocket and put them in manually. would've been way cheaper than whatever this tea-kettle sounding AI-motor cost them to develop.

[@reprise6045]

as a disabled person who constantly have joint pain and psychological pain while walking, I feel like Drew just bought a shoes that simulate my situation

[@reprise6045]

also i agree with you OP

[@Dokataa]

Psst- they actually make the shoes you were talking about where the wheel pops out from inside the shoe. They are 80 bucks but they exist

[@TheGuindo]

@@Dokataa :O! do you know what they're called or who makes them? i'd like to look into it further!

[@terab513]

​@@TheGuindo I'm not sure on brand names, but my cousin has some and the category of shoe is broadly called "kick rollers". They have a button o the back of the heel you press to release the wheels.

[@ranch9167]

Thing is everyone is misunderstanding the shoes, their weight actually makes your legs stronger so you walk faster when you take them _off_

[@pessimisticfish]

Rock lee of shoes

[@AMan-xz7tx]

Only the FANCIEST of ankle weights for me addendum: the emoji keyboard does not have a dumbbell emoji :(

[@iwishihadgoodinternet7766]

😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@OliveCupcakes]

leg weights in dbz

[@mleecthulhu]

Thats pretty cool

[@kayladavidson2518]

the FUNNIEST thing to me is that he tested them at the orlando fashion square mall-a mall that, as an orlando native, is known to be about 75% abandoned and absolutely desolate in appearance-because there is no way he would be caught dead in those monstrosities 💀

[@XakiNyota]

moonstrosities

[@unigreen7747]

i hate you sm LMAO@@XakiNyota

[@julias.7534]

The idea that I could encounter this man at anytime in the world is as fascinating as it is unsettling.

[@cloudstrife4534]

It’s such a quaint place, it’s a shame that it’s so close to being a dead mall. I know it can’t compete with a mall like Millennia or The Florida Mall. But it wouldn’t have had to in order to be decently successful pre-recession. Mall brats aren’t fed as well as we used to be. But that’s life. Either way, it does make for a convenient place to publicly embarrass yourself as little as possible due to hardly anyone being around, like you said.

[@Emnms68]

What I love about these is that their weight and awkwardness makes you actually walk slower while wearing them, so you end up moving about the same speed as you would normally walking

[@sarnjes4810]

These aren't the try guys we we asked for, they're the try guys we DESERVE!

[@frozenuruguayball6436]

They are the sample men

[@sarnjes4810]

@@frozenuruguayball6436 sample simps lol jk

[@willowoodz]

haha but i still like the og try guys (excluding "you know who")

[@abyblue7287]

For all the issues this product has, I still can’t get over the fact that you (have to?) wear shoes INSIDE THE SHOES.

[@c.mr.d6008]

YES HAHAHA I DIDNT GET IT TILL I SAW THE PART OF DREW AND THE BOYS IN THE PARK like whaaat

[@shark_bee]

FR WHY ARE THEY CALLED SHOES IF U HAVE TO WEAR SHOWS INSIDE LMAOO 😭😭😭 they are just roller blade but slower

[@Dormul]

I love it. Reminds me of the strap on rollersakes I used to wear.

[@Dormul]

Also, it's great for those of us who use the Moonwalkers to commute to work. You can wear them with your work shoes.

[@ffaristocrat]

@@shark_bee Slowerblades

[@TrinityEcho]

The audio inserts saying “keep walking” “you’re just gonna walk” sounding like a troll, but actually being from the official company is beyond hilarious.

[@DeathnoteBB]

“So as you’re walking… just continue to walk.”

[@derkeksinator17]

The heel to toe thing sounds stupid as well, however if you look at the guys trying them out, only one got it right. You can go faster as well.

[@PickledThyme1]

It sounds like a KZbin Poop

[@rrep48]

I really appreciate how Drew comes out of retirement for us for 30 minutes every month

[@bunnerkins]

whoever toned your hair did a great job. you have a really nice blonde happening.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Ikr? I’m living for it

[@user-zr9hu3tf1y]

i do wish his hair was still Ninja blue tho 😔

[@TheSchleg]

It will always make me laugh how Drew and Amanda act like no actual human beings

[@caroline2900]

drew. not amanda. amanda is perfect and wonderful

[@ShirakiAkarin]

Code 78B, he knows, send the cleanning squad.

[@sketchycat6223]

Because Bimbim is secretly running the channel and has been directing them the whole time

[@ducksick9973]

Couple goals

[@iwantcandy2]

I love how Drew is just straight up using his channel to subsidize hanging with the boys. 10/10 love seeing the lads.

[@SpoonsOfSpace]

The Adam Sandler of KZbin

[@AnK5402]

As someone who doesn't know who any of those doofuses are I actually hated the lack of drew in this video. Absolutely did not need guests.

[@captaincanaveral]

The lADs 🙌

[@katvalentine7599]

​@@AnK5402u don't get it JARVIS IS KING ❤

[@sebs6508]

​@@AnK5402totally agree

[@Danonza]

As a product design student Drew’s product review videos are surprisingly helpful

[@livnthespontaneous3161]

I think they put the word 'moon' in moonwalkers since, due to the weight of the shoes, they would be perfect in keeping you grounded on the moons surface when you go for your regular stroll on the rocky surface. I think this would be an good use for those shoes

[@Sitskier123]

As someone in a wheelchair who can’t walk I personally really appreciated the tutorial on how to walk I mean come on how do you expect me to walk in moonwalkers if I don’t know how to walk?!?!?

[@krishp1104]

just walk ez

[@sevvaluzunalioglu9186]

skill issue

[@Brattybat]

You just walk naturally, like the video said

[@cameron2836]

it's never too late to learn!

[@111calvin6]

Drew finding out he can write off anything he buys for a video on his taxes has been excellent for the channel.

[@mattbattaglia4694]

he still had to spend $1400 on these

[@JP-ve7or]

I don't have a You Tube channel so I don't know how this works, but if it's monetized he'd probably make enough to cover the cost....I hope?

[@mattbattaglia4694]

oh he definitely did, but writing things off just reduces your tax burden, it doesn't mean you get free stuff lol @@JP-ve7or

[@jheienyy]

@@JP-ve7orbut this is his job so that’s just him paying out of pocket. writing it off on your taxes actually alleviates that cost

[@Sparess]

Business expenses. Learned that one from Ben from Simplynailogical!

[@meikusje]

When I was a kid in the nineties, these were all the hype. They weren't battery powered or AI, but pretty much the same concept: basically rollerskate bottoms you could strap your feet into while wearing shoes. All the fun of rollerskates, without the hassle of taking off your shoes! AND they were size adjustable. And probably less than $20 😂

[@FirstLast-gh6of]

Those…those are heelys….shoes with wheels on them, they already exist

[@ubermaster1]

@@FirstLast-gh6of except the person is talking about an actually strap equip skates that are given to kids and some roller rinks back in the day and even now. Not heelys, which are just shoes with wheels in them. Get some reading comprehension if you’re gonna try to act smart

[@meikusje]

@@FirstLast-gh6of no, lol, they're not.

[@earthwormjim91]

@@FirstLast-gh6of lol I can assume you're too young to have seen these. Def not heelys

[@tenleyfrederick5219]

Those skates far predate the 90s, my mom had them in the 70s

[@officialblimp]

3:21 this little skit brought back so many memories of me and my middle school friends making low quality yet funny videos on iMovie

[@MossyDoesComedy]

I saw Drew in these out on the street. He locked eyes with me, clenched his first and sprinted at me, paralysing me from the waist down with his godly speed. Great guy, would love to meet him again

[@kindacringe468]

ted nivison did the same thing to me... weird...

[@internetexplorers2848]

Mossy bro, your content is absolutely hilarious mate! You’ve got a new sub! 😂😂

[@MothsAreTheBest]

Luckily there's a nifty video you can watch to learn how to walk again!

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

Mate, that was Danny, clearly

[@kestrelynn]

He didn't sprint at you, he slowly walked at you with an ominous whirring and scraping in the background

[@zac_94]

Will never get tired of the "wife hates me 'cause I'm a loser" bit you do. I feel Amanda's disappointment every time.

[@Atropos866]

what bit?

[@smwatertasteslikewater]

@@clouttailAmanda said she’s really uncomfortable with those jokes btw

[@percabethisawesome1163]

@@clouttaildon’t wanna be rude or anything but on Drew’s subreddit amanda said she doesn’t like the missing/dead in Afghanistan jokes & doesn’t want people to use them

[@elliehulet6491]

She literally always understands the video bit assignment. 😂

[@moaskarab]

bit?

[@nobodyfamousX]

I love that drew does experiments like this. I never would have known these shoes were a stupid idea if he hadn't bought and tried them.

[@emeraldhamster]

Imagine being at the park and you just see drew gooden in whistling robotic roller skates passing by casually

[@ShelelleO3O]

If Drew had a nickel for every time he got scammed by a product with the word “moon” in the name, he’d have two nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@baydiac]

scammed by a SHOE product with "moon" in the name!

[@mynamo12]

@@baydiachuh

[@zuglymonster]

The Moon pod hate is still the greatest thing ever

[@ami-zg5td]

Moonies rise up😝😝😝

[@jaygandra]

@@ami-zg5td thats a cult babe. We moon product haters are not a cult... unless we wanna be lol

[@princesssavage7833]

The way eddy was the only one to walk normally in them 😂😂 Jordan looked like he was straight up trying to roller blade.

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

I think roller blading is the way to do it

[@ashikjaman1940]

​@@darcyjames7339 what?

[@BeccaMoses]

jarvis also looked pretty normal !

[@PaintedCryptid]

It straight up said “Eddy mode??“ to everyone

[@ebdbdbde]

He was the chosen one for a reason lol

[@starblooms]

obsessed with the way Jarvis holds the mic like its a medieval chalice when they all walk up to Drew on the ground

[@plshelp3340]

You should give the shoes to Danny so he can use these for when he teaches his kid how to walk. They’ll be the fastest human alive (at least when it comes to walking).

[@Kingbimmy]

“For the low, low cost of living in your apartment for a month” killed me, because it really was close to my actual rent payment price 😭 Also “rip Jordan 1973-2006” made me snort laugh so hard for some reason. Idk why that tickled me SO much 😂

[@gr33ngirlsea]

Oh! I didn't see the end date and I was like, there's no way he's that old!

[@Kingbimmy]

@@gr33ngirlsea the end date is what I saw first and it made me laugh, but I had to stop and go back, pause, and saw the birth year and died laughing. They did him so dirty. Idk how old Jordan really is, I kinda assume he’s around my age (27) but I just did the math and it would mean they’re saying he died at 33 years old. 💀

[@jna9841]

that see you again piano intro in the background made it funnier

[@ehSHABUTIE]

I laughed then I cried because that’s a week of rent in Sydney 😢

[@giulioceresini1435]

They cost more than double my rent

[@NakeyJakey]

hehe yeah drew mine do that too! UwU *looks down at crocs covered in wires and tape*

[@drackyslime]

?

[@MrPoke]

Hot

[@thomasb7347]

​@@drackyslimeThey make loud angry noises

[@araelofcalamityx2934]

Oh my gosh my two favorite youtubers 😱

[@thomasb7347]

@@araelofcalamityx2934 Aw shucks. I havent even posted a video yet

[@AnarchoCatBoyEthan]

it’s so cool that these barely work and hurt really bad to boot! The sound thing is the worst part for me, both the horrible squealing noise and the sound of my family complaining about not eating for the last month and a half. Totally worth it!

[@ed_pontes]

"the shoes are as loud as your talking volume" bruh, i kinda prefer my shoes to not emmit any sounds 💀

[@ThatGuySquippy]

This video just proves how ahead of their time Heelys were... and how much we took them for granted.

[@shelymarks952]

idk if you know this but apparently Heelys still exist and are sold lol

[@kerdnerl]

Maybe YOU take them for granted, I for one an very thankful to heelys, I got the vaporwave and the light up heelys

[@genericname2747]

Maybe YOU took them for granted, I made a cult worshiping them

[@billandnancy6940]

Maybe YOU take them for granted, my entire house is built out of Heelys and everyone I love left me because of my obsession with them!

[@genericname2747]

@@billandnancy6940 I love you and your heelies

[@PBarry04]

wow. drew gooden, former NBA guy, has transformed his life and taken on a new hobby. how inspiring

[@BiasedSportsFan]

Holy bots

[@toastready3961]

Drew Gooden inspires me... my parents said if I reach 3.5k subscribers they'd shove me in a locker and then give me a swirlee

[@sushiferz]

Drew Gooden inspires me. My parents said if I get poop they'd buy me pee

[@hansfranz8795]

Drew Gooden inspires me. My parents said I am adopted.

[@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473]

And we all know what NBA stands for

[@Crystalised24]

I do want to see someone with a pair of these on walking on one of those moving walkways to see if you’ll break the sound barrier with the incredible speed

[@kirinc.258]

Drew's opening bits are like the internal monologue of someone from an early 2000s infomercial

[@em_the_bee]

Yes, that's the joke?..

[@kirinc.258]

@em_the_bee why are you erm actuallying on a 4 month old comment. I got the joke I was just making a lil observation

[@em_the_bee]

@@kirinc.258 no you are

[@kirinc.258]

@@em_the_bee ya you right

[@Vitoria-ug9cc]

As a person who lives in a country with crooked sidewalks and patchwork driveways, I find it absolutely hilarious that even if these worked they would be absolutely unwearable in 99% of environments. The only place smooth and straight enough for these is public parks, and at this point you'd probably prefer a skateboard or a bycicle lmaooo Maybe malls, but they would be too full to use these without running headfirst into someone

[@AirLancer]

"they would be too full to use these without running headfirst into someone" Considering the amount of malls that are dying, I don't think that's too big of a worry...

[@toshi_ilafi]

Don't forget about stairs and escalators.

[@EavanderPrince.]

Pls they're loud asf, too loud for a mall 😭😭

[@Bjorksbackyard]

@@EavanderPrince.I’m glad these are trash that no one will seriously use, imagine never escaping this sound 💀

[@animaediamond]

@@AirLancer Amount of malls that are dying? Are you just talking about in America? Lol

[@RowanFallsGames]

you should do all your 'buying expensive stuff to make fun of it' videos with your friends, having a whole group mocking the shoes made for such a fun energy

[@herodoesstuff]

yeah!! just a bunch of pals being silly and having fun, would def watch more of that

[@thegleam4773]

he should collab with Danny or Drew I think they would really match his vibe idk maybe I'm wrong

[@casadastraphobia]

I was thinking the same thing until I realized all his KZbin friends live literally on the opposite side of the country

[@dayviduh]

@@thegleam4773agreed, the other guys had a different mood that didn’t match the rest of his videos lol

[@dukeofthebump]

@@thegleam4773 I agree, he should collab with Drew, I think they'd work well together

[@kalis856]

13:07 Drew Gooden as the world's saddest rollerblader. 😢 (Just keep walking through the sadness Drew! ❤)

[@ansigatico63]

"wow did anyone see that Jarvis shaped aura breeze by?" HOW DID NO ONE LAUGH AT THAT IM ON THE FLOOR

[@itchygonads]

If anything Drew's videos have taught me is to never buy something with the word "moon" in its name.

[@vandilore]

what about moonpies (jk i don’t like them)

[@dreamii._]

im having flashbacks

[@mx.menacing]

*THE MOON POD*

[@AMan-xz7tx]

not even the moon? man, us ultra-trillionaires have it so rough 😔

[@allegiancedefault7001]

What about moon rocks? 💨🍃

[@futuristicdonut8271]

This is the second time Drew's life has been ruined by a product with 'moon' in its name

[@Rae-vp4te]

Underrated

[@janjanbinks1710]

Do you think these shoes have a recline mode

[@rambbler]

​​@@janjanbinks1710yeah, you have to tap the heels together 3 times and say "I wish to recline I wish to recline I wish to recline" And then fall flat on your ass.

[@emilymcglynn4406]

if i had a nickel...

[@Apascual100]

There is a The Sims 1 song in The background by the end of the video. The song is called "buy mode 1" and I loved that they chose this song. It's very subtle but it's there

[@user-qw4dk8ju3f]

I was on the list to buy these but I read another article about the size so I cancelled my pre-order. I kept watching their website and even got a Black Friday offer but I’ve been suspicious as I could not find any real comments from real users. Thank you so much for your video. Your review helped me know I made the right decision!

[@islindrVt]

I think the best thing about these shoes is that if you wear them over white shoes, it looks like youre wearing sandals with white socks! Dad energy is great

[@Randoplants]

Drew should give these to Danny then

[@TainaElisabeth]

We can’t keep letting tech bros invent things that already exist and calling them a new name. I am losing my mind. You’ve made bad rollerblades

[@ajkcool]

*roller skates

[@TheAmazingfulOne]

True, probably would be better to make a speed assisted pair of rollerblades

[@elle7503]

And then they _didn't_ invent it, they, _remade_ it, ripped it off.

[@tymondabrowski12]

Yeah, the ones you attached to your shoes and has wheels on bith sudes existed already at least in 90s but I suspect way earlier too.

[@NoiseDay]

I wouldn't be shocked if it was a college assignment that went too far

[@AM-lx3eq]

I usually look down when I'm walking as I grew up in an area with cobblestones and otherwise uneven sidewalks. So looking forward while walking is already a challenge for me :D

[@StormSought]

Right? I can't think of anywhere in America that would be safe advice, our roads and sidewalks practically have sand traps

[@johnindigo5477]

​@@StormSoughtand almost every building has stairs or ramp at the entrance

[@StormSought]

@@johnindigo5477 such a good point, a shallow ramp might be okay, but I would NOT trust those things on stairs

[@officialblimp]

5:46 me getting nervous while doing any presentation at school

[@MrJoosebawkz]

16:44 the pivot to advertising it as a workout device is basically admitting that using the shoes is actually _more_ strenuous than walking normally 😂

[@VeryBlueberrry]

Ikr, omg! Just admit your product is a piece of crap 😂

[@Dormul]

I use them as a workout device. I wish the batteries lasted a little longer.

[@rencunin]

@@Dormul do you find that they work for you? i suppose its a bit like rollerblading, maybe

[@Dormul]

@rencunin It's not like rollerblading because you are walking. It feels like you are walking on moving walkway similar to the ones in the airport and IKEA. It's safer than skating because the wheels stop when you stop walking and you can't move backwards.

[@MyNamesHunter75]

Honestly be better off buying steal toed shoes for the extra weight or just using a weighted vest or backpack, this seems so pointless and like a waste of money especially as a workout device

[@frogostar]

as a frequent roller skater, I could put the same amount of energy into walking with my skates on and go 10 times further than these moonwalkers

[@Prederick]

Plus, you probably get way more exercise.

[@imjusthere9199]

Plus, you probably look 10x cooler.

[@placeholderdoe]

@@imjusthere9199their style would be out of this world!

[@LaikasFriend]

i agree completely, but also i skate to work and would never wear those over my skates because they're not cute

[@fishingwithyeng5886]

Those shoes make me walk faster because I'll never wanna be seen in public wearing them

[@xxxnatxcutexxx]

Drew, I propose a race... You in your Moonwalkers VS Danny in his Fun Slides

[@Star-Butterfly-]

Imagine going to the park and seeing four guys wearing a pair of shoes that sounds like a kettle Edit: if you're wondering why it's saying pear in the comments, that's me misspelling "pair." lmao

[@phoebexxlouise]

Call it the Kettle Kick Choir

[@DiMagnolia]

I would be afraid and intrigued

[@Lisa_is_an_evil_snail]

Four guys wearing pears for shoes would be even funnier

[@salmanderrr]

pear

[@grmpf]

Can somebody please draw a *pear* that consists of these shoes and also sounds like a kettle?

[@teagannam]

I just wanna say, to Drew or folks in the community or whoever else writes the CC for these videos, THANK YOU!! I’m watching just 9 hrs after this was posted and there are already captions written. As someone with horrible audio processing issues this is a huge help! :D

[@lisacrawshaw]

Drew has said before that he pays for a closed captioning service :)

[@StercusAcciditMedia]

I love that the captions call eddy either jarvis or Jordan a couple times tho haha

[@TheeOnlyStolas]

Just use your ears

[@Nyxxeonn]

@@TheeOnlyStolas You just helped me so much! I've been impaired in my right ear for many years but then I read your comment and realised I should just use it! thank you so much!

[@teagannam]

@@TheeOnlyStolas ?? just use your eyeballs and read the words I wrote lol

[@Valkysas]

Foot race with two people, each one only wearing one of the moon walkers.

[@evandertj]

after a long day at the office with your moonwalkers there's nothing like relaxing on your moonpod

[@mariya_tortilla]

the idea of a couple just zipping by like theyre no clipping through life but still using a walk animation is so fuckin funny to me

[@arcanealchemist3190]

for real, like me and who???

[@slam.p]

@@arcanealchemist3190 me

[@pinkqueen2400]

the more companies slap the word AI into their products the more I understand my professor's sigh whenever we tell him about a project idea that includes AI and he asks "What is AI" as his way of saying "is it really AI? does this idea really need AI?" because honestly at this point it turned into the word "organic" for food products; just slap it on anything to give the illusion it is something that people want

[@josefinarivia]

AI is more of an umbrella term though and a lot of products or services uses AI. These shoes definitely use AI just like Google or Netflix uses AI and has been for years. It's just that when people think of AI they think of AGI, which is more like the AI seen in science fiction. So AI seems to be a buzz word or fake when that is what it is. Edit: AI definetely is used as a buzz word and used incorrectly, but in this case they are most likely using AI correctly just not in the way people typically think.

[@Inexpressable]

At this point companies just seem to call any type of computing 'AI'. The shoes compute what you are doing and react. To them, that's artificial intelligence.

[@dweep9546]

​@@InexpressableI guess it technically is. What everyone gets "artificial intelligence" confused with is machine learning, which is what people think of when they hear AI. A chip computing things and reacting based on the inputs is still technically a form of artificial intelligence, just not in the way most people would think, in the same way the youtube algorithm would technically be "artificial intelligence"

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

i was JUST thinking about this as i was watching! AI is a product of code, but not all code is AI

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

Kinda reminds me of the "nano" fever of the early 2000s The nanotechnology of nanobots that powered every tech movie's unexplainable device

[@ToriDavis-ij7yw]

I stopped watching drew a while ago because I thought my sense of humor had our grown him but I’ll be damned if that was not that funniest opening to a video I’ve seen in a long time. Masterful

[@leaffinite3828]

I love coming back to this video just cuz despite the product being bad you guys clearly are having a good time hanging out

[@pb_and_nutella]

In conclusion, Heelys are still the only useful innovation in walking technology to exist on the market Sidenote: If you want to use the shoes, strap them to a laundry basket and use them as a) a wagon for your cat or b) a car to kitchen grocery cart, basically use it as a pair of wheels to attach to other things

[@ze_doodles1885]

Cat wagon is amazing

[@stawklove2990]

…a wagon for your cat? /genq

[@jordansutherland183]

Drew’s $1400 purchase to make fun of a product makes me feel so much better at the prospect of paying $75 to retake an exam I failed

[@killeralltires]

I failed an eye exam and they didn't make me take another one.

[@wordydird]

It took me four tries to pass an exam once. 😅 I know it's a little embarrassing (especially when each time you think 'This is the one. I studied so hard') I believe in you! This is the one! (And if it's not then.. Next time for sure!)

[@mitotae]

@@wordydird woah that's determination right there. Mind if i ask which exam?

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@killeralltires In 5 or so years, you will have to retake an eye exam. Like jokes aside, it really is important to have semi-regular checks on your eyesight, because it does worsen over time if you're not handling it properly lol.

[@biggrocc19]

​@@nomoretwitterhandlesYeah, we gotta leave jokes to the side when leaving KZbin comments...

[@mac1.7]

they’re loud too i like that

[@alleymercuryway7777]

I haven't seen anyone mention this, but he's wearing a Mystery Files denim jacket. Go Drew!!

[@shaykhmhssi3246]

I loved the part where he spent a bunch of money on something stupid for content, if only there was a playlist with a bunch of videos of him doing that

[@lindseystein9676]

No worries, it can all be written off on taxes

[@graceisokay5472]

Yeah unfortunately this is the first time he’s ever done this so we’ll just have to wait patiently

[@geaps]

​@@graceisokay5472but he said he'll never do it again so....

[@graceisokay5472]

@@geaps the truest believers have hope even in the darkest moments

[@Violntwrld]

I know we’re supposed to make fun of drew to make him laugh BUT I just wanna say every time he uploads my day is much better than it was before. Thank you for all the effort you put in.

[@tinnagigja3723]

Shhh, he'll hear you.

[@evanestewart7665]

don’t flatter him he’ll die

[@swatch9890]

@@evanestewart7665 😢 such a shame that he's not real. He will never feel the sweet sensation of death....

[@lasagnaannihilator8952]

Boooooo booooooooooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[@emamacitas]

who's drew he sounds like a loser

[@ghohenzollern]

I think you should try to replace the wheels with tank treads and see if they make the shoes better or worse.

[@kymbredwyeryoga]

This is literally cracking me up right now. This is amazing.

[@katzofant]

I love how Drew is not one of these influencers who are just promoting all of this shit but he just does the opposite and buys the stuff and just bashes it in a way that you can't stop watching.

[@mauratyson9580]

Reverse brand deal

[@esobelisk3110]

@@mauratyson9580 holy shit you’re right. *Drew* pays *companies* to make people *not* want to buy their product!!

[@Random-sk6hm]

LMFAO @@mauratyson9580

[@DiMagnolia]

De-influencing at its core

[@minerxen]

At this point who is stopping any engineer from making shoes that shock you if you walk too slowly?

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

The idea of something like that kinda links back to "walking correctors", which does sometimes have ableist undertones. Toe-walking is a common issue walking correctors attempt to solve, and it shows up more often in children with autism and other neurological disabilities; in fact, recent studies are showing that it shows up frequently in children with ADHD. While fixing toe-walking isn't inherently a bad thing (as it can cause stress on ligaments and bones), the connotation of having an "irregular walk" often isn't a positive one. A lot of people associate irregular gaits with stupidity (more specifically, with mental disability). So, you know, while I get you're just trying to make a joke, it made me quite uncomfortable because that was the first thing I thought of. ...Plus some people really are not physically capable of walking faster. Physical disabilities exist too!

[@the_zestylime]

Sounds like a William Osman video

[@simphobic1373]

​@@nomoretwitterhandlesi don't think that's what they meant by that

[@Random-sk6hm]

The Geneva Convention

[@juliashirokova8374]

pitch this straight to michael reeves

[@janelle.loves.languages]

This is the first real non sponsored review I’ve seen of these things. Thank you for not being afraid to say your real opinion of these things!

[@cursedrubies]

I love your pastel style, it looks good on you!

[@kyndabeckett1176]

Drew is slowly becoming the guy that buys all the weird stuff so you don’t have to

[@sleeveharveyoswald5473]

"Slowly"?? Buddy he is walking-at-the-speed-of-a-run into becoming the guy that buys all the weird stuff so you don't have to

[@BiasedSportsFan]

You kidding? He’s been that guy for like 3 years at this point.

[@latersskaters]

I think he just has an online shopping addiction and justifies it with making videos on it

[@Stairhater101]

He IS the guy

[@cheeseball94]

he’s a guy

[@BiasedSportsFan]

Now we have to see the full outfit. Astronaut mask, work wonnie, small ass backpack, military grade belt, and the fast shoes. Then you’ll truly be the God of Buy Try.

[@river-yuki]

Especially since he has the moon pod which is basically like sleeping on a cloud! 😂

[@placeholderdoe]

@@river-yukimainly because all of the moon pod’s promises are nothing but air!

[@sofastuffing]

and the vuori sweatpants

[@BiasedSportsFan]

@@sofastuffing over the onesie lmao that would be amazing

[@chumuheha]

I love how with a little tweaking they could've just invented motorized roller skates, which could've been huge, but instead they marketed it as "shoes that make you go 0.2 mph faster" for some reason

[@acethehelpfulspace7240]

it's really funny how they spent so much time advertising these as faster shoes, when really they're just slower skates.

[@johnliquori]

I wanna see a race with these, a 2010s hoverboard, heelys, a Segway, a onewheel, that motorized luggage bag, and maybe a pogo stick

[@elizabethpemberton8445]

And it’s pogo stick by a very zigzaggy mile!

[@jjay350]

Perfect! Call it "the stupid alternative transportation gimmick race."

[@heliveruscalion9124]

tbf segways and one wheels are at least relatively consistent and not completely terrible to use

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

does the 2010’s hoverboard have the seat attachment? if so it’s got my money

[@mmeggnn]

my friend broke her kneecap and strained her ACL on a pogo stick that slipped when it landed. im terrified of them now LOL

[@sososhru4478]

Oh good to see Drew still keeping the scam industry afloat in this economy

[@hamburger-yh3lj]

looks like when the walk animation in a game is not synced with the speed of the character