I Built A Zoo Of Infinite Suffering - The Planet Zoo 100 Year Challenge

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The Spiffing Brit

The Spiffing Brit

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@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Ай бұрын
*Like The Video If You Love Cock*
@zippymcflippy2029
@zippymcflippy2029 Ай бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit I liked.
@unholysonofjebus3649
@unholysonofjebus3649 Ай бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit ok
@HashknightGaming
@HashknightGaming Ай бұрын
I got here before anyone else somehow.
@johnnavey6036
@johnnavey6036 Ай бұрын
how’d you know 😰
@vladivascanu108
@vladivascanu108 Ай бұрын
Woah
@GodzillasaurusJr
@GodzillasaurusJr Ай бұрын
I was almost about to question ”looking at billboards instead of actual chickens” thing, but here I am watching a video of a video game of a billboard of chickens.
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu Ай бұрын
Spiffing Brit, ladies and gentlemen. Once again proving tea is the superior choice by going into a challenge half-cocked and still coming out on top.
@evanthesquirrel
@evanthesquirrel Ай бұрын
I built a zoo. A huge zoo, with only one small dog. It was a shitzu. Then I built another zoo. I put bagels, English muffins, and croissants in the cages. It was bread in captivity.
@TheSunrider18
@TheSunrider18 Ай бұрын
@@evanthesquirrel underrated commentary
@mannofdober873
@mannofdober873 24 күн бұрын
How long have you been Lion on those jokes?
@lexinicole4317
@lexinicole4317 12 күн бұрын
“They were bread in captivity” would have been a better line for this pun, haha
@Vioblight
@Vioblight Ай бұрын
Imagine hearing from your parents that this zoo used to have chickens A hundred years ago, you visit over and over paying the entrance fee. Then one day staff show up and unleash 100 diseased chickens. What an experience
@Katharina-rp7iq
@Katharina-rp7iq Ай бұрын
They're 100 year old chickens, immortal monster chickens from Sussex. The chinese will pay millions to eat their hearts and livers raw.
@nayuta_23
@nayuta_23 Ай бұрын
10:19 "I played a lot of crusader kings, i know how to handle this (inbreeding) situation" as someone who played a lot of crusader kings, I know and i can say that anyone who played crusader king is NOT to be trusted on dealing with inbreeding matters, EVER.
@aamirismail2439
@aamirismail2439 Ай бұрын
wdym? As a CK player I can say any CK player is perfectly suitable of handling an incest situation! U just have to choose the right dynasty legacy to avoid the bad traits!😆😂
@RhysCallinan-hf7qx
@RhysCallinan-hf7qx Ай бұрын
​@@aamirismail2439Its honestly one of the iconic things for CK games. Like, a meme that only goes specifically with one game and no other ones.
@dragonbuster1174
@dragonbuster1174 Ай бұрын
Incest is never the answer in CK. It is the question. The answer is YES!
@katanah3195
@katanah3195 Ай бұрын
Hand a CK player a fucked family tree and request it be fixed, we'll turn it into a wreath and call it solved.
@jakubpluhar4914
@jakubpluhar4914 Ай бұрын
As a crusader player I do have to verify that I am very good at creating inbreeding situations, however I am not very good at "solving" or "resolving" such situations considering that the ideal outcome always is to get into an inbreeding situation and not out of it
@MetalHev
@MetalHev Ай бұрын
Its actually not that weird that the zoo worked without chickens, as it essentially became a sort of "grognar memorial park" at that point.
@ilonachan
@ilonachan Ай бұрын
Wait you mean the mere memory of this ONE chicken may have been the reason for all the ticket sales? Damn GROGNAR really was a magnificent fellow, with so many loyal fans, carrying even after his (maybe?) death
@MetalHev
@MetalHev Ай бұрын
@@ilonachan think about it in real life, we have a bunch of parks where people spend the afternoon lazing about, jogging, and doing picnics, and maybe they have some backstory to it that nobody cares. Hell, my city has what people call "the drooling horse park".
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 Ай бұрын
@@MetalHev Is the park dedicated to one drooling horse? Or is the park just infected with that fungus/bacteria that causes it?
@MetalHev
@MetalHev Ай бұрын
@@smalltime0 it doesn't have actual horses, only a horse fountain with water coming out of its mouth.
@guilhermesampaio8123
@guilhermesampaio8123 Ай бұрын
Spiff should definatly make a no animal zoo
@unknownchicken954
@unknownchicken954 Ай бұрын
I rate the trade center a 7/10 hotel, being immortal and not needing food was great but there were a lot of sick folk in the neighbouring boxes
@AcediaRex
@AcediaRex Ай бұрын
One day we need a "cruelty off" between Spiff and RTGame in this game where the aim is just to make the most horrifically unethical zoo possible
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Ай бұрын
I am sure we can add in some other youtubers into the cruelty thunderdome :D
@jasonwalton9553
@jasonwalton9553 Ай бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Like Josh (Let's Game It Out)?
@chrisc7563
@chrisc7563 Ай бұрын
@@jasonwalton9553 He did a "theme park of perpetual agony" in the last 24 hours.
@SwiggyCorvid
@SwiggyCorvid Ай бұрын
@@jasonwalton9553 Yes do that!
@CreepyPersonCube.
@CreepyPersonCube. Ай бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Let's do it! Let's start the Bi-Annual Elite Gamer Presenter Cruelty Exhibition, or the BAEGPCE, or Bae Gaps.
@voxfoxclips8684
@voxfoxclips8684 Ай бұрын
Grognar died standing... as a true warrior would! Pour some yorkshire tea out for the boy!
@retsaMinnavoiG
@retsaMinnavoiG Ай бұрын
Yolkshire*
@Ningenb
@Ningenb Ай бұрын
- It's a chicken. - No. Much more better. It is a picture of a chicken!
@kahunab7400
@kahunab7400 Ай бұрын
'We have the concept of a chicken!'
@JesusPlsSaveMe
@JesusPlsSaveMe Ай бұрын
​@@kahunab7400 *Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. *Revelation 22:12-14* And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
@Oblithian
@Oblithian Ай бұрын
Well you know what they say, a 🐓 in hand is worth 2 in the bush.
@Gamer3427
@Gamer3427 Ай бұрын
@@Oblithian I think this may be the one time that saying doesn't work properly.
@Lęmœņaıðe
@Lęmœņaıðe Ай бұрын
“It’s the thought that counts”
@Eliastion
@Eliastion Ай бұрын
Spiff went through three basic business models: 1. Zoo with chickens only (making money off tickets and donations by people looking at animals) 2. Poultry farm open to visitors (making money off breeding and selling chickens, with some income from tickets and donations on top of it) 3. Private park (making money off tickets bought by people who just come to enjoy some time among the trees) Frankly, the chilling thing isn't the chickens stuck in the stasis in the trading centre - it's the overall state of the world (or at least the general area around the facility) that makes people come and pay $4 just to walk around among the trees for a while - and maybe read on endangered animals and overexploitation. I imagine the world outside the "zoo" grounds to be some industrial wasteland inhospitable to human life. Probably the effect of Spiff playing Sim City or something.
@hdWWtchR
@hdWWtchR Ай бұрын
Damn those chickens even lived in stasis way longer than their average lifespan
@wobblysauce
@wobblysauce Ай бұрын
2, is the snack bar, as long as you want chicken.
@leadpaintchips9461
@leadpaintchips9461 Ай бұрын
TBH people would be willing to pay $4 to walk around in a well maintained park nowadays in places that aren't inhospitable wastelands. I mean, just a place where we don't have to deal with the modern BS is a huge drive.
@F.B.I
@F.B.I Ай бұрын
​​@@leadpaintchips9461 there's a lot of (if not all of them) free parks in my country that are just practically endless alleyways with trees, playgrounds, clean toilet buildings etc etc, i see absolutely no reason to pay 4 dollars just to walk among trees, at this point just go to the forest or visit a national park
@seb4sti4n666
@seb4sti4n666 Ай бұрын
In Quebec we have an old Zoo that became a park and people go there
@veeezis
@veeezis Ай бұрын
21:06 Customer recent thoughts: "I've seen bigger.." :DDD
@alexiserlexcc
@alexiserlexcc Ай бұрын
Lmao a bot already stole your comment
@veeezis
@veeezis Ай бұрын
@@alexiserlexcc I'll take it as a sign that it was a good comment :D
@jimijenkins2548
@jimijenkins2548 Ай бұрын
@@veeezis After all, imitation is a form of flattery.
@davidm.2260
@davidm.2260 Ай бұрын
This could turn into chicken farm simulator. All you have to do is 1) Each male chicken separated in a different enclosure with X females 2) Sell all male baby chicken born (buy if you need new ones) 3) Move all female baby chicken in a circle to prevent inbreeding once they grow up (chicken born to Male #1 and female #1 should go to enclosure with male #2 and its chicken babies to male #3) 4) Profit
@gsigs
@gsigs Ай бұрын
Many years ago the Children's Zoo at the San Diego Zoo had a small, table-sized exhibit that featured baby chicks. You could actually reach into the exhibit and touch the chicks. There were quite a few of them. I worked nearby and was a zoo member, so oftentimes at lunch I would go there and just stick my arm in. The chicks would come stand on my palm and peck at the hairs on my arm. It was fun for everyone involved so naturally the zoo put an end to it. Thanks for bringing back good memories, I guess.
@bonkaddicct8620
@bonkaddicct8620 Ай бұрын
if it was that easy to touch them, they probably stopped cuz people kept feeding them or an even worse possibility, someone tried to take one of the chicks.
@frosthammer917
@frosthammer917 Ай бұрын
People being able to freely touch little chicks can only end badly. I understand why they stopped it
@metal_pipe9764
@metal_pipe9764 Ай бұрын
One of the chicks probably died because of it tbh.
@MaskedDeath_
@MaskedDeath_ Ай бұрын
@@frosthammer917 💀
@ninjaswordtothehead
@ninjaswordtothehead Ай бұрын
Yeah the turnover in those chicks was probably appalling.
@kylesoli1851
@kylesoli1851 Ай бұрын
As someone who ranches and you know... Farms chickens, I can say I have never ever seen normal birds going for 100s of dollars. Spiff, please break reality and adjust prices out here as well. Much appreciated. I'll even name our first spring's cock after you (Or hen, if that's more your style).
@Taladar2003
@Taladar2003 Ай бұрын
I bet you have never fed your chickens for roughly $10 per feeding either.
@TheFlyingRonin
@TheFlyingRonin Ай бұрын
Unless inflation did a number on things. I doubt real people would feed chicken like royals lmao.
@onykaleedy4391
@onykaleedy4391 Ай бұрын
🤣i was just thinking that like why are they sooo expensive ? My most expensive chicken was like $8 not $129
@williamfalls
@williamfalls Ай бұрын
I'm something of a chicken person myself. There are a few sub-species of chickens that would cost roughly that much (some due to being rare and some because they lay much more eggs on average), however I highly doubt these chickens are those valueable type of chickens.
@Hawk_of_Battle
@Hawk_of_Battle Ай бұрын
I mean the game also only starts you with 10k and expects you to make a working zoo with it, I think the pricing scheme in this game is a bit all over the place.
@farmerfella
@farmerfella Ай бұрын
Another chicken rushing over and starting to eat the dead rooster is peak chicken behaviour. Perfect simulation. 10/10
@DrRussian
@DrRussian Ай бұрын
100% if chickens were bigger, they would try to eat you. I've seen what they do to snakes.
@farmerfella
@farmerfella Ай бұрын
@@DrRussian a strong childhood memory of mine was watching a group of chickens shred a mouse apart. Horrifying.
@janisir4529
@janisir4529 Ай бұрын
I would try to make a stupidly long meandering path to the chickens, so that it takes more time to see the only animal, so that you can sell food.
@homerman76
@homerman76 Ай бұрын
That could potentially lead to its own set of issues if the guests get upset along the way. You also wouldn't be surviving on the chickens alone 🤔
@aceking9410
@aceking9410 Ай бұрын
that'd just how Josh (LetsGameitOut) style,mister Brit here prefers to show how "balanced" a game is
@janisir4529
@janisir4529 Ай бұрын
@aceking9410 people entering an empty Park for 100 years is not that interesting of a video, also not that much money
@BoomBoom-ym5oy
@BoomBoom-ym5oy Ай бұрын
@@janisir4529 he could definitely tweak it further
@bad-people6510
@bad-people6510 Ай бұрын
I could go for some chicken.
@Aman7733Gaming
@Aman7733Gaming Ай бұрын
Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if people in real life were willing to pay $3 to tour an empty chicken zoo. Sounds like one of those experiences you go to out of morbid curiosity.
@Loire83
@Loire83 Ай бұрын
I look forward to Spiff featuring on PETA's homepage soon for being slightly neglectful of digital animals.
@contacter4826
@contacter4826 Ай бұрын
Man invents farming chickens 2024 AD
@priest_of_syrinx
@priest_of_syrinx Ай бұрын
17:38 It's like 'Schrodinger's Cat' but with diseased chickens. 'Spiff's Diseased Chicken' thought experiment
@Oblithian
@Oblithian Ай бұрын
Well, naming conventions dictate what we must call this...
@gurth-quake1627
@gurth-quake1627 Ай бұрын
Coffee drinker - 100 days, 1 animal Tea connoisseur - 100 YEARS, 0 animals
@Anders_Lund
@Anders_Lund Ай бұрын
Perfectly balanced, as it should be
@laurensummers4946
@laurensummers4946 Ай бұрын
Not sure how popular it would be from an algorithm perspective, but I'd be interested in seeing more planet zoo videos. There's heaps of creators who go into the design and building side of the game, not so much the mechanics of it. It's a surprisingly deep and optimisable game. Some examples of ways to optimise: - If you build the habitat using scenery in place of barriers (e.g. rocks or building parts, or water if the animal can't swim), you don't have to repair them, therefore you can skip hiring a maintenence worker until much later in the game - If you put the keeper hut right next to the habitat entrance, it reduces the time it takes to feed them by a lot. In bigger zoos, you can make little back-of-house areas that lead out to multiple habitats, and thus drastically reduce the number of keepers you need to hire. E.g. four habitats with a keeper hut where their corners meet. Reduces downtime even more if you put a staff room right there as well, and work zone it so they don't wander off - Even if guests don't stay long in the zoo, it can be worth getting food and drink shops. The guest AI is a bit weird (or at least it was when I was playing more), and they prioritise filling needs even over seeing animals - and they pretty much always arrive with at least one need in the yellow. So you can make some pretty insane amounts of money off them. Build them on a little plaza just off the entrance (with a staff room right behind so the workers don't need to go far) for best results
@gurugurumawaru7869
@gurugurumawaru7869 Ай бұрын
Bruh... this ain't a chicken zoo. It's a poultry farm innit?
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Ай бұрын
legally no comment
@justinmiller7929
@justinmiller7929 Ай бұрын
That's a fowl accusation, good sir!
@hawkeye5955
@hawkeye5955 Ай бұрын
@@justinmiller7929 : It'll ruffle some feathers.
@JesusPlsSaveMe
@JesusPlsSaveMe Ай бұрын
​@@thespiffingbrit Where are you going after you die? What happens next? Have you ever thought about that? Repent today and give your life to Jesus Christ to obtain eternal salvation. Tomorrow may be too late my brethen😢. Hebrews 9:27 says "And as it is appointed unto man once to die, but after that the judgement
@owieczkacs
@owieczkacs Ай бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit waghahhahah
@Sinncrow
@Sinncrow Ай бұрын
Honestly, this video reminded me of an exploit that used to be in Frontier Developments' Jurassic World Evolution 2 where you could make an incredibly profitable five-star park without releasing a single dinosaur. Before they patched it out, you used to be able to build multiple Innovation Centers without it penalizing your appeal ratings. Whenever you built multiples of an identical attraction building, JWE2 would divide that attraction's appeal rating between the multiple instances of said attraction. So if you had two aquariums, it would divide the normal +100 you'd get from one to +50 between the two. However, the game DID NOT do this for the Innovation Center attraction. Instead, it just gave the same +250 appeal to all Innovation Centers built regardless of how many there were. So if you built like five of them, instead of the game dividing the +250 between the five centers, you would get a total appeal rating of +1250. As such, all you had to do was keep building Innovation Centers, line them with restrooms, emergency bunkers, and shops, adjust the shops to maximize profits, and you could achieve a five-star rating very quickly even at the highest difficulty rating. Plus, to unlock the Innovation Center, all you had to do was make a single, cheap dinosaur in the hatchery, select the airdrop release option, immediately cancel the release, and the game would say you released said dinosaur while also saying the dinosaur was still stuck in the hatchery. Since it would still be in the hatchery, you didnt need to worry about any of its needs and it would never die because the game technically considered it to be non-existant. And since you could build your appeal rating without increasing your dino population, you would never had to deal with diseases, breakouts, or dinosaur related sabotages, thus greatly reducing the overall difficulty even further. Thus, you could make a wildly successful five-star dinosaur park in record time without ever having a single dinosaur. I used it to clear so many challenge mode maps insanely quickly. I wish that exploit was still in the game. It was so silly and a ton of fun to use, and I think Spiff would have had an absolute ball with it.
@onenaser
@onenaser Ай бұрын
hello! I'm kinda addicted to your lovely channel, and I really enjoy your magnificent voice, but I noticed your voice is changed slightly, did you change your mic? or do you have laryngitis? I hope everything is okay with you!
@thijsvandertang4240
@thijsvandertang4240 Ай бұрын
Love the Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law, Esquire, M.D. reference!
@davidhaney4034
@davidhaney4034 Ай бұрын
Did anyone else realize we are the guest watching the zoo with one chicken? Whats next spiffing a blank video for us all to flock too?
@fishpop
@fishpop Ай бұрын
That title is something out of a Let's Game It Out video :P
@renammartinez
@renammartinez Ай бұрын
That would had been a collab for the ages
@nikk-named
@nikk-named Ай бұрын
Let's game it out and Spiffing brit are placed on the same line of breaking games, Let's Game it out breaks them in the moment, and Spiffing Brit breaks them with preparation.
@dementedshrew
@dementedshrew Ай бұрын
literally
@youbetterwakeup2449
@youbetterwakeup2449 Ай бұрын
Was half expecting to hear, "Hey there. This is Josh."
@Furzkampfbomber
@Furzkampfbomber Ай бұрын
@@nikk-named Josh from LGIO is basically the end boss for game devs. Spiff is absolutely amazing when it comes to exploits, but technically, he is not _breaking_ most of the games, he just exploits the hell out of every little oversight. Josh, on the other hand, simply breaks the games by doing things that were absolutely, totally and under no circumstances intented by the defs or even deemed possible or by bringing them to their absolute limits. I mean, he forced Satisfactory to its knees and to single digit framerates so hard, that the devs actually asked him for a savegame with the conveyor belt tornado, so they could all kinds of data from it, and subsequently do some quite drastic performance improving changes to the game engines.
@robo1000
@robo1000 Ай бұрын
18:58 7.2 years ain’t bad for a chicken. He had a good run.
@wawi911
@wawi911 Ай бұрын
At 20:43, the stock image is... spiffco? Insane continuity
@FluffyPuppyKasey
@FluffyPuppyKasey Ай бұрын
Yeah that's a running gag
@TheShy1000
@TheShy1000 Ай бұрын
Imagine your parents take you to a zoo, and it's just one (1) chicken, which is also f-ing dead, and your mom sheds a tear, saying "It's just like I remembered it.", and puts 50$ in coins in the donation box.
@somedipshtinthecomments2507
@somedipshtinthecomments2507 Ай бұрын
11:30 ya cut me deep Spiff, ya cut me reeeal deep
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Ай бұрын
@jakkaljakobie8774
@jakkaljakobie8774 Ай бұрын
Excellent video as always! Ive been playing this game for years and frankly I didnt think this could be done. If you wanted to push this *even farther*, here are a plethora of ways you can boost profits: All animals have an "appeal rating", which determines how enthusiastic your guests are for seeing an animal. Chickens have the lowest as you pointed out, but you can increase this in the following ways: Breed gold ranked animals- fairy simple to do, each animals stats has a chance to roll higher than its parents. Doing this also counts as a "lifetime event". These build up individual animal appeal, something you did with GROGNAK. These add to it's star appeal rank at the back of the animal's stat page when you click on it. Guests get bored with small zoos, so make the zoo bigger artificially. Just make the path between the guests and chickens uncomfortably long, and you can add all the food, drink, and gift stands you like. If you start your zoo in an extreme environment, like the arctic or desert, it will make your guests crave even more consessions. Decorate everything. It doesn't matter how well a thing is decorated, just how much. Using a mix of plants and construction items is ideal. You can lower staff wages. Just dont tip them into the red and you're fine. Speaking of staff, your vet serves an extra purpose: research. You can set your vet to max out chicken research which will drive up education and therefore donations. Lastly, a couple of items. Using the education boards and speakers at the same time will drive up education. The habitat camera will boost marketing for basically free as well, and you just need one. Cant wait to see what you do next!
@epsilon752
@epsilon752 Ай бұрын
As someone who's had to buy shelter and food for pet chickens, yep, they're expensive. Not the birds themselves, no. But even a small coop for 4 chickens can easily cost 300 dollars. Building one yourself is much, much cheaper. I doubt the zoo really has that option though, so $5800 it is, and that must be with a Black Friday discount.
@Marinara_Sauce70
@Marinara_Sauce70 Ай бұрын
I want to see Spiff break sports video games, like the treasure trove of glitches EA leaves in is insane
@happyhatebot
@happyhatebot Ай бұрын
As a Genshin stan... I did not expect a serious Spiff sponsorship, but appreciate it. Though I am somehow not surprised that FLOATING GUN was the one they got him to do. It *is* a nice gun!
@Emperor_Banzai
@Emperor_Banzai Ай бұрын
How the heck did you manage to get away with this title 😂 Thanks again for showing us how totally not broken and well balanced a zoo game which is full of exotic animals yet you give people what they want. A pen full of wonderful big sossigis
@BooTeaCheeks
@BooTeaCheeks Ай бұрын
I bet Spiff can't play a coffee shop sim for 100 days and have an extremely successful shop only selling black coffee.
@charlesfranks1902
@charlesfranks1902 Ай бұрын
I will ONLY drink black coffee, I don't want contaminants.
@12SickOne34
@12SickOne34 Ай бұрын
Let him sell only black tea at his coffee shop.
@therealfriday13th
@therealfriday13th Ай бұрын
I second the challenge.
@diablo.the.cheater
@diablo.the.cheater Ай бұрын
No, he must do coffe and then put tea bags in the coffee to create tea-coffe ungodly abominations!
@YataTheFifteenth
@YataTheFifteenth Ай бұрын
​@@diablo.the.cheateroh I've done that. Tastes like barf.
@Hawk_of_Battle
@Hawk_of_Battle Ай бұрын
This got more absurd as this went on, almost directly mirroring Spiffs actual mental state, presumably. You went from running a bizarre zoo to running a bizarre museum exhibit.... of a zoo!
@MorningBoneMan
@MorningBoneMan Ай бұрын
I play a lot of ck3 I know how to deal with incest - Spiff 2024
@nevaansbooks2078
@nevaansbooks2078 20 күн бұрын
11:26 Ostracized, or... Ostrichized? I'll take my leave.
@josephiroth89
@josephiroth89 Ай бұрын
Chickens in a glass box? This isn't a zoo. It's an art museum.
@themil0823
@themil0823 Ай бұрын
A "Zoo" with no animals that somehow attracts visitors? I didn't know the Launder money for the mafia DLC was out already.
@doodling-gods
@doodling-gods Ай бұрын
8:08 that is one hyperspecific stock image
@stalincat2457
@stalincat2457 Ай бұрын
Quick, count their fingers!
@queru1ous
@queru1ous Ай бұрын
You can see uncut white space between the rightmost chicken's legs, it's photoshopped
@lfcbpro
@lfcbpro Ай бұрын
Spiff literally making the zoo of the future, just boards telling us what animals used to live on the planet. Before the day of reckoning !!!
@TheRumpletiltskin
@TheRumpletiltskin Ай бұрын
Plays Zoo game. Creates unethical industrical chicken farm. Never change spiff.
@deathhog
@deathhog Ай бұрын
Local British man opens chicken farm / petting zoo, fails terribly at keeping the chickens healthy, sells animals and coasts on public goodwill without letting them see them in the factory cages.
@bowieinc
@bowieinc Ай бұрын
Is it worse to go to a zoo without any animals or to watch a KZbin video about a zoo without any animals. Lol. Great Video!!!
@lianaverwood9810
@lianaverwood9810 Ай бұрын
The Former. The Video has more Entertainment Value for the Commentary that is provided alongside it, despite how the content it's put to is not the Best...
@SirAinlistor
@SirAinlistor Ай бұрын
Now here is an idea, if he went with the Let's Game It Out method, he could just build the cage extremely faraway, making the guests go through a really long walkway with foods and drinks shops along the way and bam, profit.
@alistairmorrison569
@alistairmorrison569 Ай бұрын
The temptation to start a chicken 'zoo' in my backyard is strong. Must resist.
@crazyvr2
@crazyvr2 22 күн бұрын
8:58 you said that right as my mom walked in 😅
@karmadyllic
@karmadyllic Ай бұрын
A tiny fact that not many know - Spiff's voice is so deep that he has to speed his vids up 75x so that creatures other than ocean dwelling mammals can hear him. Intriguingly, Spiff's natural voice has been suggested as the reason for so many whales beaching themselves. Who knew?
@vaehtay
@vaehtay Ай бұрын
Yknow I usually only see people making “i like this specific thing” their personality when they’re RIGHT about the thing they like… makes this video 10x more interesting to see someone that’s so wrong being so bold in their beliefs! (Please note: I am a coffee drinker but this IS also a joke. I love this channel lmao)
@waddles6996
@waddles6996 Ай бұрын
My favorite exploit is challenging spiff by pretending to be a coffe drinker soo he can show me exploits soo I don't have to look for them.
@renzanfortineri196
@renzanfortineri196 Ай бұрын
13:45 People didnt spent food/drink because they only spent 2 minutes time [Question] Can you build a very very long maze from entrance to the chicken cage... I mean, so people would just like spent time walking, saw chicken, spent time walking again, buy food/drinks, go home
@cancat1386
@cancat1386 12 күн бұрын
The ride never ends!
@DoktarRaven
@DoktarRaven Ай бұрын
Let's Game It Out and TSB making a video about games by FE in one day? What a good day to speak the language of the Anglo-Normans.
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Ай бұрын
I thought his video was planet coaster 2... (Its very good btw)
@slippywheels7543
@slippywheels7543 Ай бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit it is and it was
@dcincco
@dcincco Ай бұрын
@@slippywheels7543agreed
@DoktarRaven
@DoktarRaven Ай бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit It seems my dementia is getting incredibly worse, my good sir. But it is still the same game company no?
@RandomWolfPrinting
@RandomWolfPrinting Ай бұрын
Are you Jeremy Clarkson? 0:45
@ereviscale3966
@ereviscale3966 Ай бұрын
I'm doing the 100 days without peeing challenge
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Ай бұрын
@Eattherich2025
@Eattherich2025 Ай бұрын
You’re gonna die if you do that brother 😂
@CMDR_Hogbenhog
@CMDR_Hogbenhog Ай бұрын
@@Eattherich2025 let him cook!!!!
@W4iteFlame
@W4iteFlame Ай бұрын
How about peeing for 100 days instead?
@Tencreed
@Tencreed Ай бұрын
@@Eattherich2025 especially while drinking tea.
@quattor9532
@quattor9532 Ай бұрын
Grognar the Destroyer, the brother of Grognak the Destroyer
@joshdickey6164
@joshdickey6164 Ай бұрын
A coffee drinker actually challenges The Spiffing Brit? Impossible!
@hermanthegerman1391
@hermanthegerman1391 Ай бұрын
Genshin PR-team: Hey spiff we wanna sponsor your next Video. You up? Spiff: Sure Genshin PR-team: Nice. Just to make sure you are not some creep... whats gonna be the title of the video? Spiff: Well...
@fractal-dreamz
@fractal-dreamz Ай бұрын
@@hermanthegerman1391 you're saying that like hoyo cares about if people are scummy lmao
@lisasteel6817
@lisasteel6817 Ай бұрын
I’m upset that the shape of your enclosure doesn’t match closer with the description of the theme park.
@b4tman_and_Rob1n
@b4tman_and_Rob1n Ай бұрын
TRUE
@six7eightgaming
@six7eightgaming Ай бұрын
babe, leave me alone for 22:44 minutes. Spiff dropped a new video 💯
@ShaggysMovingPictureBox
@ShaggysMovingPictureBox Ай бұрын
11:25 RIP @everyone
@DvanderPluijm
@DvanderPluijm 17 күн бұрын
You, sir, have the honor of being one of three KZbin videos that made me laugh so hard I got muscle aches (a good thing, a good thing!). Even talking about this video makes me laugh again. Thank you so much for suffering through this horror to entertain us!
@rafaeljurgen
@rafaeljurgen Ай бұрын
How dare KZbin gate keeps this video from me for 35 seconds
@haroonwazir6490
@haroonwazir6490 Ай бұрын
Tea has triumphed over coffee yet again.
@shrimpisdelicious
@shrimpisdelicious Ай бұрын
Out of curiosity, is this Zoo's name brand integration with Hat Film's famous fried chicken restaurant chain?
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Ай бұрын
It is indeed
@chaos-sy1kq
@chaos-sy1kq Ай бұрын
I literally just got home from the club and this may not be the highlight of my night but its by far the most comforting and entertaining
@askalon4558
@askalon4558 Ай бұрын
70000 People in a hundred year is like 2 people a day (for an everyday opening). Still, the challenge is done!
@OrangeLambda
@OrangeLambda 16 күн бұрын
Wow at 8:31 He just called out every zoo and or conservation campaign. When you place billboard discussing the importance (X) because of it's effect on Y and Z people are more likely to donate more because they feel responsible because more likely than not humans are/were involved. Smart Strat corporations
@CrashOzzy1223
@CrashOzzy1223 Ай бұрын
3:59 chicken(s)? One animal as in type? Not literal one?
@oldsoulrathael
@oldsoulrathael Ай бұрын
I love videos like this that inadvertently make a word stop sounding like a word through repetition. Good job turning a zoo into a poultry farm and then into the Grognar the Destroyer Memorial Park.
@michelvanderlinden8363
@michelvanderlinden8363 Ай бұрын
I see "spiff", "suffering", and Im sold.
@evanhomewood
@evanhomewood Ай бұрын
“Sacrifice I’m willing to take” ❌ “Sacrifice we are going to have to take” ✅
@matah4295
@matah4295 Ай бұрын
He turned a zoo sim into a farming sim..
@defaultentry
@defaultentry Ай бұрын
Spiff this is one of my all time favourite videos that you've published. It reminds me of your earlier Cities Skylines content which I think is great watching.
@matthewmullen2303
@matthewmullen2303 Ай бұрын
0:12 instantly thought of Jeannie from MxR Plays
@ADogNamedStay
@ADogNamedStay Ай бұрын
Ah yes, college and Skyrim mods daily
@matthewmullen2303
@matthewmullen2303 Ай бұрын
@@ADogNamedStay kind of. Shame they were kicked off KZbin
@zacbohannon9553
@zacbohannon9553 Ай бұрын
A skyrim collab with them and Spiff would be wild.
@mjm3091
@mjm3091 Ай бұрын
​@@matthewmullen2303 not really. They were literally spamming the worst type of gross sexual clickbait thumbnails and titles and when they got smashed by KZbin, they came crying that they need donations. That happened at least 5 times I remember, likely more.
@matthewmullen2303
@matthewmullen2303 Ай бұрын
@@mjm3091 awful summarization. You must have loved to hate on them
@Battlejunky1002
@Battlejunky1002 Ай бұрын
Bro just played Farming simulator with extra steps... buy chicken, breed chicken, sell chicken, profit.
@cnsilva9
@cnsilva9 Ай бұрын
Spiff you forget something about genshin, you can live in a Magical "TEA" pot.
@RandomVideoCommenterOME
@RandomVideoCommenterOME Ай бұрын
Every sentence Spiff speaks sounds like the resolution of an argument, but then he continues to speak. Its like a never-ending cycle of, 'And then-'
@silynes
@silynes Ай бұрын
Brit, we all know you want two different kinds.
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Ай бұрын
what do you mean...
@uncookedbacan
@uncookedbacan Ай бұрын
He obviously means Hens and Roosters ​@@thespiffingbrit
@Garathon
@Garathon Ай бұрын
2:46 I love the effort for the title and description here lol
@Darkangelnum1
@Darkangelnum1 Ай бұрын
0:45 not a high bar
@hayden3263
@hayden3263 Ай бұрын
@@Darkangelnum1 idris Elba
@shinyy8918
@shinyy8918 Ай бұрын
Damn 💀
@Chriswill-iy3gr
@Chriswill-iy3gr Ай бұрын
You're quite quick on your feet sir that was a splendid joke it truly got a chuckle out of me
@Darkangelnum1
@Darkangelnum1 Ай бұрын
I thank you good sir ​@@Chriswill-iy3gr
@HeaGen1
@HeaGen1 Ай бұрын
"you're not healthy, BACK IN THE BOX!!!!" had me dying, Grognar is our forever KING
@Foundfootagegaming
@Foundfootagegaming Ай бұрын
Now what we all really need is a park using only bears
@richardschopf5819
@richardschopf5819 Ай бұрын
will this bear footage be unedited?
@groofay
@groofay Ай бұрын
@@richardschopf5819 Might be something to ask your doctor about.
@Archotype-d8g
@Archotype-d8g Ай бұрын
That would be unBEARable I’m not sorry for that
@Xeconis
@Xeconis Ай бұрын
Take a shot for every [KZbin Safe] joke in this video, see if you can wake up in the morning
@GoatSimpulator
@GoatSimpulator Ай бұрын
*American witches be like:* 1:57
@yvontremblay51
@yvontremblay51 Ай бұрын
Being a sick chicken for 100 years actualy meens you are healthy chicken!!
@elijahbickerstaff7564
@elijahbickerstaff7564 Ай бұрын
Grognar the destroyer? Sounds awful lot like Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law
@voidblood2574
@voidblood2574 Ай бұрын
one animal species: doable one animal: doable no animal: literally free
@the_puzzlest
@the_puzzlest Ай бұрын
you probably could've survived with no animals if you just drank pure coffee, tbh
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Ай бұрын
dont make me release the hounds
@SharienGaming
@SharienGaming Ай бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit i dont think the hounds would appreciate coffee drinker blood... they have class after all lets unleash the bees instead! 😂
@Bruhman_16
@Bruhman_16 Ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@SharienGamingYou think bees would like coffee drinker blood? Sounds like something a COFFEE DRINKER would say
@SharienGaming
@SharienGaming Ай бұрын
@@Bruhman_16 i mean... bees wouldnt be consuming the blood - just injecting venom into their body and calling it a day XD
@the_puzzlest
@the_puzzlest Ай бұрын
@@SharienGaming good thing im immune to veno- AHHHH AHHHHH OWWWW AHHHHH
@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad Ай бұрын
0:18 they probably meant one singular animal and not one type.
@stalhein62
@stalhein62 Ай бұрын
Look at all those chickens
@ooppoop4522
@ooppoop4522 Ай бұрын
Hey! :) Couple things you may find useful for your next challenge - - instead of using the fences the game provides, you can place down an invisible fence and then make your own with walls or scenery pieces. You can make them super simple like just placing walls and lowering then in to the ground just enough so guests can see over them. This completely negates any cost for maintenance. It's amazing early game! - you can click on animals and give them birth control to incest prevent 😊
@kazutoriyama5142
@kazutoriyama5142 Ай бұрын
you transformed one animal into one species lol
@ashemrus
@ashemrus Ай бұрын
By the end he transformed it back to one animal and eventually 0 animals, so it is fine
@SilverPorcupine
@SilverPorcupine Ай бұрын
You transfemme'd the zoo by taking away the male chicken at the end o:
@OlaftheGreat
@OlaftheGreat Ай бұрын
Spiff I love you but the sexiest British person is clearly David Tennant
@JAY-gl5xd
@JAY-gl5xd Ай бұрын
You are incorrect but don't feel bad. Many people make that mistake. Susie Dent is the sexiest British person.
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 Ай бұрын
0:32 Me:
It’s all not real
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