“I Didn’t Expect the Story to End Like That Either” - Doug Stanhope - This Is Not Happening

[@HouseJunk1e]

still one of my favorites after all these years...hes a special niche form of dark comedy only certain people will understand and find hilarious.

[@octaviogomora7884]

I love his used-car salesman look. What a showman 🎉

[@Tasarran]

I know; he works very hard at looking like he doesn't care what he looks like.

[@olehshapovalov6166]

that jacket is amazing

[@davidethridge5748]

Michael Keaton is getting pretty good at stand up

[@FUCKINGENIOUS]

You mean Mike Judge lol

[@jennybaji421]

Keaton IS the REAL DEAL‼️ sO good that I felt it should be said since You brought his name up, anyway …… I see it ‼️ 👇🏼 ran into Batman The other night yeah, I see the resemblance…..Or Woe! Maybe Stanhopes Batman⁉️ 😳

[@capt_beefheart4159]

I think he looks a bit like Chuck Schumer. There's a video of him with a mullet (doug, not chuck) that puts a different light on things.

[@daviegriffin3539]

Michael Keaton is now Michael Douglas?! 🙃

[@retsofsivartnetloc9012]

Just finished his book based on this and I couldn't put it down! So the stories, the inside information. If you like this, you'll love the book!

[@Joeljaboy]

The most attractive thing u can do as a comedian is not mention ur a comedian

[@Tripskiii]

man doug is just idk man he fell off

[@aaronschollcomedy1636]

I’m Im not a comedian

[@yellowleaf28]

Especially if unprompted

[@wakenow7612]

Says the person who lives in their moms basement and has a gaming channel.🤦‍♂️

[@Tripskiii]

seems like youre projecting@@wakenow7612

[@ynord6994]

"Digging up mother..a love story." 🤣🤣🤣

[@anymaru]

That was hilarious! And the shocked crowd made it even funnier.

[@sizzlechestmcmurphy4365]

The looks on the faces of the audience at the end are priceless.

[@The_0.5.0]

"Theres time to dainty and theres time to be a pig."

[@nikkidegasperi305]

🎉🎉🎉

[@MamaTreNiner]

I wasn't ready... But well done!!! 😳😂🤣

[@KeiAKWs]

Love this format! Thx for continuing it. 😃

[@authaire]

"Hey that weird look on your face is disconcerting could you stop that sir" ... 🤣

[@harryrabbit2870]

A long story but that dark ending just CRUSHED it.

[@Panzerboy420]

I wonder why this was re-uploaded. One of my favorite Stanhope stories and it’s been cut to shreds

[@bchearne]

What a wonderful absurd story! If you didn’t like it, it wasn’t for you

[@kwest1realbadman967]

God loves this man

[@jaspertickler1831]

he had me at `digging up mother` a love story

[@Tripoli-ys6lh]

If only Americans loved Doug the way the rest of the world does. ❤️

[@silversurfer8818]

I guess this channel just became therapy central!

[@grahamdrummond2412]

Just finished the book, very funny & moving also

[@seanclements6206]

Ahh they are cutting out the beginning but they are also cutting out parts of the set

[@vierzwanzigen9722]

All videos or just this one? They took away all the funny bits from this.

[@SportsGeographyWithPhill]

Legend.

[@SaracenCount]

Now I want to know what happened to the girl!

[@vapeshrimp5220]

This has been cut down

[@TheRobotZ]

that crowd definitely isn't a stanhope crowd

[@vierzwanzigen9722]

This is a reupload, and some pig felt they had to cut away all the funny bits.

[@uselesshero]

Funniest way to plug a book, fucking Stanhope

[@alexandraw.4012]

Ugh. I love you, Doug.

[@nicelydunwell5681]

I ❤ DUGS

[@angusyoung5398]

Excellent 👌🏽

[@KarlHessey-db6mf]

Through the phone, yes I've taken it personally, also revenge for what

[@NathanCline12-21]

That escalated quickly

[@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605]

Stanhope is the goat

[@robertcreighton4635]

Love doug 😊

[@tyeman3039]

Why is Doug Stanhope is an algorithm on KZbin now?

[@GodSpeaksInMath]

He didnt give her the LD that first time?

[@jackaustin9561]

Love Doug to death, but seeing him support the show CC stole from Ari really breaks my heart.

[@mooninites3]

This is from season 3 when it was still Ari's show.

[@CuseStuckinWA]

Khrystyne Haje was the former child star ex girlfriend

[@metalfacemartinez]

I wonder who her A-list ex was

[@kaydevious]

@@metalfacemartinez the prince of monaco. before they edited and reuploaded this, that part of the story was beeped but included. look up stanhope careful what you wish for. same story, just longer

[@travismcnasty51]

Prince if Monaco.

[@Waduppp]

Yah, this guy's cool

[@KarlHessey-db6mf]

Please stop threatening me

[@talkswithhandswhisper649]

hes turning into dean stockwell

[@theantil7]

This was just a story. Like, I'm genuinely waiting for a joke.

[@metalfacemartinez]

This is a story series by comedians.

[@vierzwanzigen9722]

This is a reupload and edited to oblivion.

[@jamesjimowen]

🚗.........👟👟.......🤨😐🙂

[@Akrafes]

Yeap. He reread the note at this instance. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6C9g6qceM-mntU

[@daveoconnell3833]

😂❤ prove it

[@chadbarbaro]

you are single!

[@wakenow7612]

What? Doug is with his partner, her name is Bingo.

[@Dr-dikhead]

Doug Stanhope is the definition of a hack comic.

[@SarahTheSassy71]

I'm sorry. This was too boring to get through

[@lateks8540]

Ахуенно

[@Asarlai-1]

boring

[@markwoldin162]

Not a good story. Not polished enough, he seems slowed by booze, and the ending is sour.

[@bchearne]

Doug’s just casting pearls before swine I guess

[@SetiSupreme]

That's his style. And it's a true story bro he rarely makes up stuff for his routine. This was poetry

[@dawnjohnson9726]

It's Doug Stanhope my dude.. he can do no wrong. He's the GOAT

[@DarthStacker]

Clearly you're new here.

[@salvatoredemaria9680]

I checked out your special. It's great.

[@LeesaDeAndrea]

That really wasn't a funny story. Sad and strange.

[@nikkidegasperi305]

😂

[@10-OSwords]

Just not funny at all. Very slow & very boring.

[@Account-br9kc]

precisely

[@vierzwanzigen9722]

This is a reupload, and for some reason all the funny bits were edited out.

[@JamesWyatt-o5j]

I heard he was funny..........?

[@vierzwanzigen9722]

This one is a reupload and edited. Look up Careful What You Wish For Stanhope.

[@royfr8136]

I was expecting a lot more. that was BS

[@HandgunSafe]

This man is markedly un-funny. He isn't even a story teller. How did he become recognized as a "comedian?"

[@alexmiles40]

Little bit too graphic for me. I think the sexual details could have been minimized. Good luck, but I won't watch you again. Too common, too crass. You're just like all the others. Peace Out.

[@dangeroushandles]

Nice bot

[@rjmwilliams1659]

What sexual details?, are you insane? 😮

[@SetiSupreme]

WHAT!? Doug is undoubtedly one of the most authentic and ridiculously funny guys there is. He tells everything like it is from this escapist optimistic nihilist worldview that is just perfect. But I agree perfection can be too much for some.

[@chadbarbaro]

you are single!

[@wakenow1]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm. K.