I DIDN'T SPEED RUN MINECRAFT

[@IHaveScoliosis808]

This aged INCREDIBLY poorly. The Gregs will be on HIGH alert. Anything semi impressive Danny does will be fully questioned.

[@svenbengtsson9753]

WHAT HAPPENED??! just finished this video on a high, but scrolling down and reading recent comments bringing that hella down with some highly suspicious comments, did he do something lmaoo

[@svenbengtsson9753]

Damn I see now that he posted on his main, why didn't I get a notification smhh I was like how does everyone know about this????

[@boing1oings]

It didn’t age poorly, he literally planned the whole thing

[@angiecats5298]

I’ve got to hand it to Danny, he really did make a fool out of us.. unfortunately he failed to fool the intended victim which has left me with questions…. Were we the intended victims the whole time ??? 😕😭 Kurtis knew something fishy was going on lol

[@ZyodlAltAltAlt]

his youtube channel is pretty impressive its actually not run by him hes a puppet

[@maxateanappletoday]

The fact we all rooted for him so hard then he cheated us, Honestly kinda impressive.

[@EllieBelle1993]

It’s so funny reading the comments now

[@deannawilcox]

Wait im so confused why is everyone saying danny tricked us

[@evenhollund7423]

@@deannawilcox he was accused of cheating the speedrun, (he was actually cheating) and so ppl have kinda lost their respect for him.

[@lorrainecc99]

​@@evenhollund7423 No one has lost any respect for him.😭 He did it with the intent of then telling us he faked it.

[@evenhollund7423]

@@lorrainecc99 nah i just said what i knew, cuz i never watch this guy anyways lmao

[@lucianavila-gatz4667]

Absolute pig moment from Danny. He’s come so far since the Baddie SMP 😢 Edit: we’ve been hoodwinked

[@bilboswaggins108]

which he apparently deleted 😢

[@bunniesarethebest1075]

@@bilboswaggins108 he did???

[@joeyjohnson9765]

🐖 Fr

[@bilboswaggins108]

@@bunniesarethebest1075yes skip to 9:18, it was my donation he was answering 😢😢😢

[@bunniesarethebest1075]

@@bilboswaggins108 nooo i hate everything

[@severelyworriedmia]

watching this back again is actually so heartbreaking. danny duped us dangnabbit: 1:08:03

[@emilygasta2985]

Thank you!! Was hoping to find the time stamp for the code word in the comments ☺️

[@bruh-q1g]

THANK YOU I wanted to see how nervous he was after LMAO

[@samb3209]

Thank you for this!

[@OurCumrade]

Yes

[@emmaselsing3531]

Omg I literally was searching this whole video and as soon as I found it I saw this comment- 😂😂😂

[@Wonderful248]

That was epic Danny! You finally did it, now it’s time to start training the baby

[@bruh-q1g]

But it’s not even born yet 😨

[@bendysausage]

@@bruh-q1geven better😈

[@shruthisadhasivam5853]

@@bruh-q1g what id instead of mozart, he makes the baby listen to Minecraft music in the womb

[@BIGLIPID]

@@shruthisadhasivam5853that baby is gonna turn out cubic

[@Neko1829]

Baby bouta hide a world record holder from Danny😅

[@Yippieyiyo]

I want a Couriway POV where we get to watch him judge Danny’s decisions in the first half of the stream

[@samb3209]

Okay but actually yes

[@sybill123ful]

he uploaded his own video about helping danny and it has some footage from it lol

[@DeadEnds00]

Seeing Couriway purposefully slow his crafting down is so funny… man is trying so hard to be authentic

[@teresab7909]

his slowed down crafting was still like 2 to 3 times my fastest speed 😭

[@charlesripley3951]

it's been so satisfying to watch danny improve over 2 years from that humble acacia wood house and getting blown up by creepers to doing a 30 minute speedrun. I am ecstatic rn- congratulations!

[@morganwillishudgins]

I believe you misspelled “cock planks”😁

[@jellada]

ITS BEEN 2 YEARS??

[@leg6]

But it was all a lie

[@femininomenon1133]

WE'VE BEEN LIED TO

[@1.brook1ynrae]

we wrote him poems singing praises and he betrayed us, basking in our idolatrous belief...

[@katieschneider1479]

rewatching this stream is a trip. I was proud of danny for speed-running minecraft, but im honestly even prouder of him for fooling us yet again

[@TylerArmyLeader]

69 likes 😍😍😍

[@thecalguy]

I’m proud to say that this may possibly be the most epic gamer moment of all time. Congrats Danny, that’s seriously insane.

[@ZerianisTheWitch]

I don't know how to tell you this...

[@Eclipze69420]

I am from the future. You are mistaken

[@godiloveminininjas4278]

"Dangnabit"

[@fatherkaigusen1160]

Womp womp

[@victorialam9044]

I am so sad

[@NZIA]

Sub 30 in hardcore, using monument strats, and first completion ever? thats fucking insane, good shit

[@panda45624]

You’ve been hood winked

[@NZIA]

​@@panda45624 i know😭 i was genuinely excited for him to get into minecraft speedrunning, but he did give couriway the goat a massive shoutout so its fine in my book

[@kaludjuti]

Love the entire chat backseat gaming and telling Danny what he's doing wrong with the context that it was actually not even him playing but an ex minecraft world record holder lol

[@jordynensor2081]

right? just goes to show that they seriously don’t know what they’re talking about

[@Yippieyiyo]

1:10:46 the fact that Danny’s clicking along to couriway’s movements to make it look real is INSANE attention to detail

[@dansara5933]

the finished run starts at 1:36:50 . Congrats Danny

[@bogna1601]

thank you

[@blevination]

Or so we thought

[@qingxinn_]

well dagnabbit

[@dansara5933]

unbelievable lol

[@toluabodunrin4941]

CONGRATS DANNY!! this will forever go down in the history of danny, this tale shall be passed from generation to generation Edit: pls why was i so genuinely happy for danny only to find out it was all a lie 😭 i will never again put my trust in this man 💔

[@mibwu]

from one danny to the next

[@marisolbecerra06]

THIS WAS INSANE, im so glad you didn’t quit after trying to find a good starting place for over an hour edit: DANNY WTF I WAS SO HAPPY FOR YOU 😭

[@2wmark277]

About that...

[@audreylenore7620]

Damn, a lot of people sound actually pissed… the video he made is awesome, pulling this off is impressive and funny and I can’t tell if the comments are being ironic or not

[@yeonkimin1437]

1:08:09 - danny used the codeword to switch his keyboard off and fooled all of us for the rest of the stream.

[@worldwidefunnyguy]

was looking for this time stamp thanks lol

[@yeonkimin1437]

​@@worldwidefunnyguyi was curious myself lol

[@capcuteditss11]

NOT ME WAISTING 5 HOURS TRYING TO FIND IT AND NOT FINDING IT AND THEN FINDING THE STAMP😭😭😭😊

[@EmmaM0119]

39:10 "the dude that coached me that one time" you mean the guy sitting right next to you ?????? contributing to your LIES ?????????

[@Chunkmeister565]

Your Minecraft series is my favorite play through of all time and I was so happy to see u coming back to it! You’ve come so far king, slay

[@popcornfield]

CONGRATS ON FINISHING THE SPEEDRUN!! AND IN UNDER 30 MINUTES!!!! so happy i was there to witness it live

[@shradibop]

if only we'd known...

[@thebaseballcow2024]

If only it was real

[@joeda900]

So happy you were there to witness him lie

[@giorap2625]

Danny we appreciate any Minecraft content from you, speed running is not boring to watch if ur the one doing it 😊

[@vampireslayersrscary]

he wasnt the one doing it XD

[@Sunsine2]

This aged like milk

[@samb3209]

Should’ve known something was sus in the second hour because Danny suddenly knew about Blacksmiths

[@Isitthough69420]

When he beat the game I honestly felt like I was witnessing history. Congrats on the win

[@femininomenon1133]

I'm so sorry

[@Isitthough69420]

@@femininomenon1133 we've been duped again 😭 I feel so betrayed

[@maddy9444]

the way you can kinda hear couriway whisper that he doesn't know where the portal is at 1:52:44😭

[@sicknastyjr5727]

Danny covered it up pretty well though I wouldn't have noticed if I wasn't looking for it 😭

[@teresab7909]

omg I tried listening for it when I rewatched it and didn't! only when you turn the volume all up :D thanks for pointing it out!

[@Vinok1990]

Lol

[@Allons-y.10]

Congrats Danny!! I’m so glad I was able to watch the stream! Lmao literally the first Minecraft stream I caught and you won 💀 Edit: Damn nvm I'm actually kinda sad now like I got all excited for nothing 😭

[@elijahwood3017]

Same 😂

[@gordvo]

Mhm

[@backp4cklearner]

Same

[@JoeRCK]

He played us like a damn fiddle.

[@rue353]

Coming back to this after this video is insane. Best magic trick of all time, you fooled me this time Danny.

[@toastlotl]

CONGRATS DANNY!!!! VERY PROUD OF YOU KING, YOU DESERVE IT FR, YOU CAN'T KEEP POPPING OFF LIKE THIS THO I DON'T THINK I CAN AFFORD ANOTHER $200

[@gordvo]

YOU WERE THE PERSON THAT DONATED $200

[@toastlotl]

@@gordvo YEAH IM AT WORK RN AND I WAS PANICKING BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID ID MISS IT 😭😭😭

[@l34fz]

how do you feel right now

[@toastlotl]

@@l34fz honestly it's kinda funny tbh 😭😭😭

[@mikaylaraee]

Doing data entry at 530am and watching Danny play minecraft made work so much more bearable.

[@Sunsine2]

Uh, yeah!

[@ryliecarter1330]

2:07:19 “I’ve never done that, I’ve never done that even one time” 😂😂😂 true

[@amandaforshee5191]

came here after the big reveal. the lies. the betrayal.

[@trobedbylers]

It was all a lie. After all of this, it was all a lie.

[@blevination]

1:08:09 This is the moment where we all got played for fools

[@ivanichianus]

I wish there was a way to put the chat on the screen Would be fun to read while Danny is fully focused and isn’t able to talk as much

[@whatamidoinghere6603]

You can you press “live chat” and the live messages come up (the chat)

[@elevensloosehair]

​@@whatamidoinghere6603It minimises the screen and it really annoys me

[@llailataylor]

bro at 1:52:43 if u turn your volume all the way up you can hear couriway say he doesn't know where the portal is

[@sai-gn7kg]

THIS IS SO UNDERRATED dangnabbit timestamp: 1:08:03 danny looks over to couriway: 1:36:50

[@1blossom3]

We will never forgive you for this Danny..... Watch your back

[@bunnyrabbitnana13]

Wow I now truly believe I can do anything i put my mind to! Thanks to you Danny! Your honest hard work and very real payoff is a true inspiration!

[@mojaa..]

ITS A LIE🙁

[@The-EJ-Factor]

@@mojaa..given that the comment is from a few hours ago I think he’s just being sarcastic.

[@persimmon-k8j]

CONGRATS!!! I literally screamed when you won out of excitement. Happy I was able to watch the whole stream resets and all.😝

[@eyahyo]

CONGRATS DANNY! Been watching all the runs and I'm happy you finally got a good seed. Being a fan of you and minecraft speedruns is gonna make this the best video ever. Also Couriway, the speedrunner who helped you is one of my favorite streamers! Glad to see you get a sub 30 because that's really good compared to your then target goal of sub hour! Keep up the good work and maybe more minecraft stuff in the future👀👀 (ask couriway what blockwars is hehe)

[@getaloadofthisguy2927]

People telling Danny to name his kid Greg for the 1000th time thinking it’s the most original hilarious joke ever

[@yeonkimin1437]

DANGNABIT DANNY

[@yuurmom7644]

the first minecraft series was already such a fun watch so it’s insane to see how much progress you’ve made as a mc player :-)

[@Histerhull]

I’m so sorry but you have been bamboozled

[@finx3]

i rewatch the the old solo mc streams and the early baddie smp streams literally every day and also watched them when they were live and this was just the craziets thing to see. yippee moment forreal

[@drewcomparato111]

Can we appreciate how good Danny is at pretending he's playing Minecraft? I actually believed it lmao

[@RRB99]

1:52:44 if you want to hear Couriway whispering in the background

[@femininomenon1133]

top 10 anime betrayals

[@kevannpankhurst]

This is why I won’t be surprised if Danny’s baby is just an elaborate ruse.

[@inmusicsam]

The fourteen pearls really was Danny's Dream moment huh

[@glossykisses]

bro gon pull up with a newborn baby soon and we'll think its IA or something lmao

[@lycheejuus]

I was just about to sleep and close the stream when you beat the game, I'm so glad to have witnessed this in real time! Staying up was worth it lol Congratz Dannyboy

[@hanacinnabun]

That whole run was so satisfying! Congrats Danny! Hard work really does pay off

[@zoozoo24]

1:08:06 the moment of deception

[@roseastheomnipotent]

This was epic. Good stream, Danny!

[@maddy3852]

I still believe in him. I know he thinks he can't speedrun Minecraft but I still see his potential.... Maybe one day his son will surpass him

[@AustinDrawbaugh489]

1:52:44 "I don't know where the portal is"

[@NightScriptr]

For those wondering he says dangnabit at 1:08:07

[@Ava48463]

Congrats on beating the game drew! I knew u could do it

[@octobercowgirl]

omg i watched a few mins during the nether before i had to stop watching, had NO idea he was so close to the end wish i could’ve stuck around

[@maude8730]

just watching now and at 4:40 he says "alright, we gotta mr. beastify these streams". I can say that aged like mill lmao

[@green9293]

"Dangnabbit" 1:08:00 😎

[@Barbarella.]

Coming back to this stream to see how I was betrayed

[@alexacutioner610]

I rewatched the last attempt the other day. I’m so happy you are trying again!

[@milkteabbie]

Master of trickery right here

[@SamIsNotAvailableRn]

1:41:20 and once again Danny casually finds the rarest biome, the MOOSHROOM ISLANDDDD

[@skyl4r164]

1:59:12 whispering in the background LMAO

[@snowflakeee]

i was here for the exact moment he killed the ender dragon holy shit I'm so proud of you danny

[@ch3m1c4l_c0ff1n]

Me too I joined right as he killed it

[@notoriousstrikes4284]

Same here, it was so exhilarating

[@Alex-tg9jj]

HOLY SHIT CONGRATS ITS BEEN SO FANTASTIC TO WATCH YOUR PROGRESS IN YOUR STREAMS. i am similarly bad at video games and always die and feel like i can't do it so watching you progress and make your goal makes me feel like i could potentially do this too

[@yutastimetoshine]

hey buddy...about that...

[@ardonics]

TTHIS WAS ABSOLUTELY INSANE OMLLL IM UPSET I WAS DISTRACTED WHEN YOU KILLED IT COMGRATS ON YOUR GREGNANCY!!

[@emiliegaudion]

STEM, for super talented epic minecrafter!!! congrats danny!!!

[@williamsthysteve5551]

Good to see im not the only person who came back to the comments after the new upload

[@SimonEzraMusic]

1:08:08 the switch off 1:52:45 someone says “oh my God” off screen 2:07:47 “I was about ready to give up on this video”

[@roopkd]

I found it so funny that when he was streaming I was actually doing chores while watching. I made dinner, did the dishes, finished some homework. It was great Edit: This whole series hits different now :(

[@Shrekslover777]

Insane run! Congrats

[@ninasusann604]

This was crazy! So happy to have seen it in real time. POG moment 😊

[@juliarothstein]

chugging down the minetracks to manipulation station 🫡

[@VidsBinge]

toxic gossip train

[@zoroark567]

Congrats Danny, 30 mins is absolutely no slouch especially with the distractions from stream. With a bit more practice I think sub 20 is possible for you

[@Johny45er]

Yes sure

[@marchingham]

"I pretty much know exactly what I'm doing" *accidentally throws away axe* 😂 But in all seriousness that one cycle was sick. Congrats! You magnificent bastard. You fooled us all. 🎩 🪄

[@hayhay4774]

Congrats on the win and the kid on the way :)

[@kiralipn]

I don't use this word like ever, but that was pretty pog of you. Congrats!

[@emilyarrington320]

1:08:07 "dangnabbit dude"

[@CattleyaTereso]

1:08:06 is when he said the code word for couriway to take over 😆

[@Gooster-n2i]

Too think kurtis was sucking the speed runner the whole time

[@mafraldinha25]

danny using the word "chunk" in a minecraft context is wild

[@18Horses]

Congrats Danny! We knew you would make it!! ;:D

[@Vanessa-ly1vw]

can’t believe I learned that some guy named Reece invented the gays from Danny

[@tanner-xk3co]

THE GREGS WILL BE ON HIGH ALERT

[@bellatorrance8822]

DANNY this is seriously the coolest most epic gamer moment.

[@sam-ux7ho]

im so proud of u omfg what a huge accomplishment you’ve come so far

[@ashlombard5603]

you are one of the few men i will ever appreciate

[@sicknastyjr5727]

All men do is lie 😞💔

[@yazisAlright]

pls keep playing I love watching u play

[@kateprice7417]

This is the only stream of his i havent watched live but im still so proud!! Btw idk if this will be the final stream but i hope not. I know he beat the game but maybe he could try to improve his time? I love danny and i love minecraft so i hope he keeps playing it. The baddie smp is like... my comfort series and ive already rewatched these streams over and over even though im not really interested in speedrunning. Anyway, i know he has a baby on the way and hes probably focusing on other videos too, and this can be stressful, but i hope he picks up minecraft again. (The other thing i was thinking about is maybe a story-based game instead of combat. You cant be bad at a linear game. Stardew Valley is good, but there are also sooo many fun indie games from night in the woods to the stanley parable, etc. Might not be a great main channel video but im sure his commentary would be fun on stream)

[@Bumble._.Jellybottom]

or slime rancher he could try slime rancher man i love slime rancher

[@kateprice7417]

@@Bumble._.Jellybottom omg!!! I forgot about slime rancher, thats fun and not very high-stakes

[@Julia-tk2em]

I really want Danny to see Shane’s storyline play out.

[@sojutan]

Who's here after watching Danny's latest video? 😂😂 He def had us fooled.

[@k1tyysp1t]

i threw my hands in the air and cheered. CONGRATS DANNY WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[@phoebe3269]

I celebrated with you for real! Congrats on the speed run, Danny :)

[@sar0jam]

i watched the first stream u did of the speed-run saga, then randomly decided to watch this one and u did it, very cool gamer !!

[@humairashabnam8162]

Dangnabbit

[@humairashabnam8162]

1:08:08

[@morganwillishudgins]

Such betrayal...

[@Angryoyster]

Danny you slayed so hard. Literally all the pigs in the chat frfr. You are now ready to be a dad, accomplishment city frfr.

[@Azlbrrr]

Damn he played you so bad frfr

[@Angryoyster]

I take it back Danny. Not impressed the angry clam is angry.