i am going to SPEEDRUN minecraft

[@dr.coconut]

The revival we had no idea was coming but we all needed

[@grace-oi4qk]

No bc why was i just recently binging the minecraft videos

[@soobcafe]

AND I MISSED IT NOOO

[@samaf2454]

yes

[@miccia3561]

⁠@@grace-oi4qk omg ur not alone i’ve been reliving 2019 by watching pewdiepies minecraft series

[@ayethirah]

@@grace-oi4qk SAME

[@KeilaBevins]

If he had looked at chat continuously for 2 seconds he couldve saved like 30 minutes with making the portal

[@abdusbaulum]

So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🎉

[@beefcakecharlie]

I believe he once said that he stopped streaming because some comments were really affecting him and really brought down his self-confidence, so maybe he didn't look very long because of that? Like he was afraid he'd see something that would make him feel like that again? I'm not sure, but we all enjoy watching Danny nonetheless :)))

[@KeilaBevins]

@@beefcakecharlie Yeah I was so sad, because those people were still commenting weird and mean things. But Tommyinnit definitely starting seeming more and more like a chill streamer after that chaotic moment LOL. The ✨calm chaos✨ was hilarious

[@t00ti3]

@@bubble.333 i think it was his wired google autocomplete video

[@ViolexiaTnT]

Do you guys know what people said about him? I remember watching the wired video but don't remember him saying what they said.

[@annabellesmyth4236]

The fact he could have called the world “speedy Gonzalez” such a missed opportunity

[@kellygreen7236]

THIS NEEDS MORE LIKE SO DANNY CAN SEE IT

[@ellaaaaaaaaa6175]

Speedy Runzalez

[@kennyeatsthedirt]

@@kellygreen7236 LITERALLY LIKE FR

[@Recyclabled]

2 fast 2 danny

[@squin6959]

@@Recyclabled 2 Danny 2 Danny

[@debigchonk4896]

I'm actually so happy, I thought this channel was dead and we were never getting more Danny minecraft content

[@debigchonk4896]

@travis literally same, I rewatched Danny’s and Kurtis’s series and the baddie SMP from both their channels over the past like two weeks

[@kittykyla2771]

@travis i just finished watching all of his Minecraft videos earlier today

[@thedamnedcat3240]

SAMER

[@carollatinoco1229]

@travis me too I’ve been rewatching them all month !!

[@ZaVinki]

SOBBING SO HARD I LITERALLY MISSED IT

[@maddiegrayce288]

I’m not kidding I literally watch the old series once every 2 weeks this makes me so happy

[@thebanditking3084]

OMGGG SAME HERE 💕

[@aesraa800]

i was just rewatching his and kurtis’s series and was so sad that they haven’t done anything in a while this is the best news ever

[@Camsvfx_]

@@aesraa800 sameee I was watching baddie smp last night

[@isabellatruman4192]

same! i watch all the old streams, his and the baddie smp ones so often i have parts of them memorized😭

[@miamaria7397]

same omg

[@kazkayu]

he in fact did not speed run minecraft. but he tried his best

[@julio4972]

He was as speedy as he could be, plus idk if a speed run has a cutoff

[@m0bz0mb39]

He left the timer going while he paused so the run wasn't actually paused💀

[@ohheyitsguy]

No he totally speed ran Did he beat any world records? No Did he beat his own personal time? Yeah Is that all that really matters? No of course not and we WILL have Danny's head for this transgression

[@Notheare]

thats all you need i guess lol

[@beehatesyou]

LMAO

[@dr.pepper9996]

Danny's chat is quite possibly the least helpful chat I've ever seen

[@dr.pepper9996]

Sorry that came out mean. I love yall

[@hovernut5560]

They have their moments 😂

[@redskared8093]

Honestly, yes. It was funny but maddening.

[@pinecone189]

I laughed but honestly I don't think a lot of Danny fans are hardcore gamers

[@hovernut5560]

@@pinecone189 yeah that’s true and believe it or not I learn a lot from this stream lol

[@reubenparnell1604]

A few tips for speedrunning: 1. do it on easy difficulty, hard makes you lose hunger much more quickly and you can't afford to spend time gathering food in a speedrun (hay bales for bread is good) 2. reset your run every time you get a bad seed 3. ruined portals, villages (i think acacia is best), and desert temples are really good off spawn 4. iron bucket is a must, as is flint & steel 5. practice speedrunner portals, speed crafting, and bed cycles 6. watch pro speedrunners, study how they play and try to mimic that. this is probably the most important thing i can tell you, as this will give you a much more comprehensive understanding of precisely what to do 7. wear 1 piece of gold armour in the nether to avoid being attacked by piglins 8. learn more about water physics, they can be weird sometimes 9. learn bastion routes to get the most gold, which you use to trade for pearls 10. use boats to negate fall damage in the nether 11. learn pearl triangulation to find the stronghold quickly and without wasting eyes 12. make sure you pick the best update to speedrun, as some versions are quicker than others, and some versions have different methods 13. im not sure how but i think you can get a program that will automatically time you in game just a few things to keep in mind, as i am not a speedrunner im not particularly well versed in the more technical aspects of it but you should definitely put some proper research into it edit: you should also make sure to learn more simple mechanics and strategies, such as flowing lava turning into cobblestone, whereas lava source blocks will become obsidian also never waste time mining for iron and dont worry about trying to get a world record, id say anything under 20 mins is pretty impressive

[@peace_n_love]

I don’t think he’s trying for any world record any time soon

[@stinkyminky1379]

I really dont think he's aiming for something under 20 minutes. By speedrun I think he just means in one sitting however long that takes him 😅

[@reubenparnell1604]

@@stinkyminky1379 he did say he wanted to get REALLY good at one game Besides, these tips are still useful

[@stinkyminky1379]

@@reubenparnell1604 oh yeah they're still useful I just don't think he'll be getting under 20 minutes

[@reubenparnell1604]

@@stinkyminky1379 depends how long he spends on it

[@Obby004]

44:24 I’m so glad he mentioned getting flustered when in danger in video games because I have always struggled with that. I’m currently playing Breath of the Wild for the first time and I just stop thinking during stressful moments. I hear a guardian laser and just PANIC. But I’m still gonna beat the game, no matter how many tries it takes (and play the next one)!

[@vogelvrouw]

Oh god the guardians are so terrifying, I played botw a lot but the guardians would still terrify me, I did manage to shoot their lasers back a few times but the timing is so hard

[@helloDonnaBella]

Same! I have done 3 divine beats so far and I pause so much during them just to catch my breath lol

[@ayethirah]

I don't know you but you got this!!! As long as you're having fun 🤩🤩

[@butoutofcontext]

Bruh as SOON as I left the tutorial island in BOTW a guardian chased me until I found a village. I put that game down and didn't pick it back up after that lmao

[@inthedriversseat928]

This happens to me too. It's the freeze response, as opposed to fight or flight, and I always put it down to having ADHD personally. I have wondered if Danny is neurodivergent before, so it wouldn't surprise me if he has ADHD too, but I don't want to be an armchair psychiatrist 😅

[@violetm996]

I love how half of the live chat was giving him tips and answering questions while the other half was asking for a fart reveal.

[@miabailey2236]

That’s all I participated

[@ohheyitsguy]

When will we get a toot reveal?!

[@mercyjune9554]

ITS TOOT TIME iykyk

[@charlie-jy2cq]

when i saw hardcore i knew this would end in heartbreak rip dankyg

[@charlie-jy2cq]

still better pace than me to be fair

[@zarli5182]

I’m still laughing over him getting killed immediately by the iron giant

[@beccaroonie2946]

when he said ‘kill the iron giant’ I immediately thought ‘NO DANNY DON’T DO THIS!’

[@JulieParhelia]

I laughed really hard when I saw the world titled "no more hardcore worlds" immediately followed by three more hardcore worlds.

[@60safro]

I’m about to have a ball watching Danny play Minecraft again. Thank you for your amazing Gamezalez content.

[@marwalalalala]

What type of ball? Is it like a 🏀⚽️🏈⚾️🥎🎾🏐🏉 or even 🎱?

[@acidolite]

Who did you ask out to the ball?

[@inthedriversseat928]

What did you wear to the ball? Why weren't we invited? ☹🙍

[@colinsteadland]

only one ball?? sad :(

[@circelikethebook]

yo im lesbian im not into that shit 😧

[@user-vv1qf1jk4z]

Danny next time you should definitely do a "set seed" run where you use a specific seed that is good for speedrunning, there are lists of them all over the place. It is wayyy better for practice.

[@One_More_Egg]

Looking back on this video knowing what devious little trick Daniel was hiding 😔

[@aubriem1944]

16:30 with the failed hardcore attempts and the world in the middle labeled "no more hardcore" killed me because that's exactly what my minecraft worlds list looks like lmao

[@erinnnns]

beautiful Danny, u made good progress. so we are proud.

[@hana_daidaiyamaaa]

extremely proud at how far he got

[@dcanom321]

If your speedrunner alter ego isn’t named Speedy Gonzalez, a great disservice will have taken place.

[@ohheyitsguy]

As much as I think everyone here would love that, If he made his Speedrun persona "Speedy Gonzales" he would have two choices 1. Not make any money from that specific content 2. Face the wrath of the warner brother legal team, for profiting off their characters name. I hope that they aren't as litigious as Disney, but I don't think he wants to take that chance

[@dcanom321]

@@ohheyitsguy litigious corporations foil my plans again🥲

[@trishalee7535]

@@ohheyitsguy don’t wanna be slapped by legal again :(

[@jeamsis]

Danny is so naturally funny it’s just entertaining to watch him do anything, including trying to figure out how to set up a stream

[@maij1729]

kinda hoping Danny gets addicted to speed running Minecraft just for more Gamezalez content

[@willd.4808]

I know Danny probably won't see this, but a HUGE part of Minecraft speedruns is chance. Basically you just have to load a good seed. Some speedruns will choose a good seed but some just randomize until they find one. So don't feel bad that you couldn't brute-force it. There is talent involved but you also want a good seed

[@lulu.Spagette]

30:22 LMAOO he was so confident in his ability to take out the iron golem and his shock was just so genuine I loved that. especially when he silently reflected staring into the "game over" screen just to follow it up with "...ok..."

[@diamondleasia3226]

Danny…you do not understand how utterly happy this made me that you posted not only on this channel again but gaming bin general. I AM SO EXCITED JUST TO WATCH THIS VIDEO

[@mybrianthelion]

Missed the stream Danny but it’s so fun watching your study up on speed running. It’s kinda like we’re all just on a video call together and having a chill hangout time.

[@lucasblessing6515]

parasocial

[@mybrianthelion]

@@lucasblessing6515 Exactly! danny is just some guy i will probably never meet but just check in on to see what he's up to

[@haleyshonblom6955]

the revival of this channel is the best thing to ever happen to me

[@halatiny6537]

Your profile pic is the best thing to ever happen to me.

[@inthedriversseat928]

@@halatiny6537 little bit creepy 🤔

[@latedawnsearlysunsets]

@@inthedriversseat928how? they just got excited bc their pfp is a kpop star named jimin and judging by the person ur replying to’s pfp they also like kpop so yeah not that creepy

[@nxla27]

you made so much improvement after just one time genuinely as you go you will get better at doing the small steps faster like the portal was so much quicker this time you got this! as long as you are enjoying the streams (which is what’s most important) they are totally fun to watch! can’t wait to watch you crush this!

[@samanthasdarko]

danny making 25 crafting tables instead of carrying one around is killing me

[@Simulacrum84]

Made Newspaper and Jeff Bezos proud dude, you’ll get there

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

NEWSPAPER!!! 😢

[@ohheyitsguy]

Fuck that other cat though Nick the pricks cat shoulda exploded, and NOT Danny's skyscraper

[@kelseygoahare]

dan dan thank u for being my comfort youtuber ive been rewatching everything for months now and even tho i feel like ive memorized your streams they always make me feel better

[@cici4408]

Danny actually got me into minecraft. Used to think that the game was cringe and boring without even trying it. But after seeing him play it it actually looked fun so i tried it. Now i have 2000 hours in it lol.

[@vogelvrouw]

Its such a good game, I totally get that it can seem cringe bc of all the kids playing it and the smps that get too much obsessed fans

[@vogelvrouw]

I had the same thing with fortnite, thought it was cringe until I saw julien solomita and Chris Melberger play, then played it myself and loved it

[@emmagrier1631]

Literally same

[@halatiny6537]

Fr same but I still only played it for a few days and never again

[@colinsteadland]

jesus H christmas 2000 hours??? i thought i played alot of HOI4 with 1700 hours but damn son that was over like 6 years

[@normiepasta618]

Missed the stream, but I'm happy to see you back at it with the gaming channel

[@diamondleasia3226]

Coming back I realize how random it was for him to post this on a random Monday in May.😔Congratulations Danny, you’ve finally fooled us, you won🥹…but at what cost?😞💔

[@pllatipi]

Most people don't speedrun in hardcore Danny just do it in Easy or Normal lol

[@emgball8789]

I absolutely loved this stream, but chat telling him he needs armor was kind of infuriating - as someone who has watched so many speed runs, you do not have time for that. but i’m proud of danny, this is a great start!

[@cassiopeia9187]

First time making time stamps, but I figured someone has to do it 1:18 “wHY IsNt anYOnE HeRE???” 1:50 oh, there they are 7:30 Danny figures out how to stream 8:04 the googling begins 10:20 Poll Time - will Danny beat the game? 12:40 Danny forgets what a speed run even is lmao 15:30 “let’s rawdog it” 16:00 ghosts of failed past attempts 🫡 19:00 start of attempt #1 19:15 how do you beat Minecraft again? 21:32 Zero check 🐕💕✨ 24:45 Poll Time - new world with timer? 25:54 start of attempt #2 27:00 he spawned in right next to pillagers??? 28:00 The Village 🏠 30:27 killed by iron golem 💀 31:30 googles how to kill iron golem 33:15 googles how to speed run Minecraft 34:50 Sunday AND Zero check ⭐️🐕💕🐩💛✨⭐️ 36:30 start of attempt #3 37:18 Danny finds a village and starts pillaging it 🏠 39:30 golem rematch 46:15 Danny leaves the village 46:51 flat earth society enters the chat 50:20 ruined nether portal 🎉 55:45 Danny abandons the ruined nether portal and goes off to look for a lava pool????? 56:10 Sunday Check 🐩✨💫 59:46 skeleton assassin 1:00:00 construction on portal begins 1:11:16 Danny enters the nether with no armor and no gold????? 1:12:37 Zero moment 🐕✨💕🧡 1:13:15 googles can you mine gold with a stone ax (no

[@allykath2801]

get well soon!!! thank u greg

[@catherinelard3407]

Why is my favorite joke from all of Danny’s Minecraft videos when he says I nicked my ankles when he falls off a thousand foot cliff and dies.

[@Vortex1000]

love this

[@27834-c]

Thank you so much!

[@xXAcidBathXx]

I had a really shitty day and being able to catch the stream was just the happiness I needed to avoid feeling like nothing good happened all day 😊 thank you Danny!

[@inthestars1120]

Dude I’m with you on that :’) I hope he does more gaming content again

[@ViolexiaTnT]

Yeah I kinda wish he did this last Monday, it would've made me feel safe again

[@una6013]

Dollar store Hamilton: “I am not gonna give up my chance” 🎶

[@jAzspee00]

I'm trying to find this what's the time stamp🙏🙏

[@sarahbrady6155]

40:30

[@emilymueller4468]

Danny does not let ANYONE know his next move

[@charlottecushingham7149]

40:35 🤣 "What's that song from Hamilton? I'm not going to give up... my... chance"

[@algorscutula]

You sneaky sneaky man.

[@godiloveminininjas4278]

Well don't we all feel stupid now

[@marzizzo]

i can't believe danny's just been training this whole time and dropped a stream with the new world record

[@ClaireBrandt508]

This is kind of an epic gamer moment and i don't say that very often

[@purplbee4442]

Was a great stream! Loved that the chat stayed after and chilled lol

[@aislinnmoore9247]

When Danny started saying my shot I was like has some one been watching Hamilton then he went ahead and directly referenced it

[@mothman2880]

dw danny, i also cant perform under pressure. everytime i start getting shot at in red dead redemption i run my horse straight into a tree

[@mothman2880]

ive killed a great deal of children

[@benjamingoodman4396]

I wish Danny’s stream viewers were nicer to him

[@inthedriversseat928]

If I'd known he was going to stream I would have watched and I'd have had to say something. I think Danny has said that part of the reason he stopped streaming games was because of some of the comments. Some people on Twitch are just plain rude and they try to "help" by scolding him. Some people, and I would include myself, do find it hard to just "banter" with people, and people's words and comments, even if they're not trying to be hurtful, still hurt; it's rejection sensitive dysphoria. For me it came from years and years of bullying that in some cases was laughed off as "jokes", but I was always the butt of the joke. I don't know if Danny experienced anything like that, but even if he didn't, he could still be experiencing rejection sensitive dysphoria.

[@allison8076]

You're a good man Benjamin

[@benjamingoodman4396]

@@allison8076 I just can’t imagine putting my entire self out there and people saying things like that.. he started blushing most likely cause he was embarrassed.. I wouldn’t wanna stream again either

[@manaalmatrouk8934]

I like that one stream comment that went "Danny can you be quieter I'm in science class."

[@eyebrows1719]

Woah does anyone else think this Danny Gamezalez guy looks EXACTLY like Danny Gonzalez???

[@WeeGeeBee]

Wild.. he does

[@herb_rolls]

thank you for not including chat on screen! chat was way too much and spamming. loved seeing you play again, your improv is so good even when you're alone! it makes me smile!

[@almondsandrevolution]

a tip for danny: try looking up good seeds for speedrunning! that way you wont have to worry about having an unlucky spawn

[@reasmiling3437]

i feel betrayed.

[@industrialgrandfather]

Danny referencing Hamilton is something I didn't know I needed. I think I can get off my meds now.

[@Rachelsummers24]

I love your username sm, idk why but it’s so funny to me 💀

[@mr.potato1674]

He's like a teacher trying to do zoom

[@YellowLime27]

THANK YOU DANNY FOR NOT LEAVING THIS CHANNEL

[@mangosorbet]

Danny that was super fun, you did good for your first time! I hope you keep practising more

[@carasullivan6345]

YES I’ve been re-listening to all the baddie smp streams while playing minecraft, I’m so excited for the new minecraft content 🤩

[@ayethirah]

Omg I thought i was the only one who did that! hahaha

[@birdiealc]

he finally remembered the password to his gaming channel

[@erebedragons]

59:40 “i think the expression is godspeed” LMAO

[@lps-emily]

dude i use your minecraft streams as a comfort thing - this is WHAT I NEEDED WEEE

[@andybanana1505]

40:36 "I am not going to give up my chance!" IM SO DEAD😭

[@Phiphyphophum]

can’t believe I missed the revival stream. love you Danny this was needed

[@Shmlava]

Take a shot every time Danny makes a new crafting table

[@mittens42420]

I'm super excited for the return of Mr. Gamezalez! Watching this portal sequence after the fact is maybe the most stressful thing I've done all day. Literally screaming... glad you got there in the end!

[@r.javanainen8947]

"i'm not giving away my...chance" - Danilton

[@SheventyFo]

Wow I'm at 1:50:50 and Danny has only barely entered the Nether! I am so stoked to find out how he gets to the end and beats the Ender dragon in the last 5 minutes!

[@squeeged]

for a first time speedrunning, you actually did really good! Can't wait to see if you ever try again, good luck Danny!!

[@sunny-zs4lm]

literally just finished rewatching minecraft series from 2021 and was like “man i miss this” so YIPPIE

[@kinokoro6150]

get lots of hay from the village, you will need food to survive. you can also kill the hoglins to get pork yumyum all you have to do is make a wooden pick axe and then find stone to make other stone tools, making a wooden sword or axe wouldn’t be useful if you have stone nearby. try to check most of the chests in the village (esp the structure made out of cobble stone that has a furnace and some lava, sometimes they will have diamonds or iron assassinate iron daddy sand biomes or dry biomes for lava pooools if you find a desert temple then go and check it out, it has ores most of the time for getting flint, you can pick up one block of gravel and if it doesn’t drop flint you can place it down again and break it until it gives you flint make gold boots cause they use the least amount of gold (and you can look rich) nether sucks, i think you just have to get lucky to find the fortress quickly if you spawn in the poopy basalt biome, then immediately rage quit. i lost so many worlds to that biome. for killing the blaze, they take some time to charge up their fire balls and in that time you can hit them without getting burnt if you open a chest of a bastion in front of a piggy they will attack you for ender pearls you can trade with the piglins and can go to the blue forest biome to kill ender men there are tons of other things u can learn online, btw danny this was a great attempt and i hope you make this video because you WILL be the speedrun king

[@sophwitchproject]

As someone bad at Minecraft, I've had this idea forever but don't make content so I'm glad its coming to life via Danny

[@emilymartin7864]

"That might be the meanest thing anyones ever said to me.. ok.. let's keep rockin"

[@katolsen3576]

i would like to point out, as a history major, that one of the issues with colonialism is that they didn't leave

[@inimmz]

the whole "fade to black" bathroom moment with the "brb" was fucking hilarious idk y i just couldnt stop laughing it was so awkward and he was so confident with his lack of yt live skills

[@allison8076]

Oh my god Danny is going to be a father

[@goofball199]

I KNOW ITS CRAZY

[@the_starmaker666]

Would love to see more. This made my day

[@officialmaxrebo]

dude i am currently so violently ill, but when i saw danny playing minecraft, all my problems subsided. thank you, danny. also got dunky donut during the stream so i was ballin!!

[@marwalalalala]

I’m so happy Danny is like the same cure as jesu

[@halatiny6537]

Me too I’ve been so sick since last Wednesday. Sick friend🫶

[@inthedriversseat928]

get well soon, hope you enjoyed your dunky donut and it didn't make a round trip

[@gusguslvr]

dunky donut yoooooo

[@kaixd3291]

Minecraft is a cruel mistress. You did well sir Dan 👏🏻 Continue on!

[@marnmalue9135]

"I'm not going to give up my chance" losing my mind over this i love this

[@jAzspee00]

I've seen it but my friend wants to see it and idk where it iss

[@Youmadfornoreason]

Danny in stardew valley would be cool to watch

[@valentinecore]

the way i've been feverishly rewatching danny gamezalez vids and it actually inspired me to start playing minecraft again for the first time in like a year and now im having a huge hyperfixation moment. and now this comes out!!!!! im getting fed so so well

[@madymoomoomoo0530]

“I’m not throwing away my sho” -> “I’m not giving away my chance”. He’s so close yet so far

[@justasillieghost]

FINALLY THE KING IS BACK ON THIS CHANNEL IM SO HAPPY

[@t00ti3]

go dan go !!! i was so excited to see that he streamed :)))) we would literally watch you stream anything danny. arts & crafts, cooking, video game, whatever :•)

[@KJ-zz3hr]

i had a random kick of watching all the minecraft streams repeatedly for the last week or so and i feel like i manifested this return

[@emilyb.8219]

I think I manifested this by re-watching the baddie smp videos the past couple weeks, you're welcome all

[@MonsterMode2011]

I’ve been rewatching the baddiesmp over and over for months now hoping Danny would play again

[@SamIsNotAvailableRn]

bro at least Danny understands, the snowy biomes absolutely SUCK

[@annaoconnor3725]

I really missed his minecraft streams. Grateful for this amazing video! I watch danny and kurt’s mc streams at least once a month and have them memorized.

[@rachaelglaeser4391]

Danny…, you are not throwing away your shot, you’re just like your country you’re young scrappy and hungry and you’re not throwin away your shot.

[@muriella8008]

I still love rewatching Danny's Minecraft series, so always glad to see more Danny Minecraft content! 😄

[@sophwitchproject]

This is great. You should try to collab with various Minecraft channels

[@antoniohuete5266]

Definitely keep trying, pretty good progress already and we love the minecraft content if you're having fun!

[@UglyMugChance]

Very casual Danny viewing experience, you're my favorite zoo animal

[@WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared]

Definitely make the video even if your final time is like 8 hours i believe in you

[@natthevilone]

I just love watching Danny being confused for 2 hours straight

[@averywhat]

“I had to think quick” explains everything you did, I’d react the same. Looking forward to more livestream content I love the vibe of it!

[@nemesis9494]

mans having a son so he came back to his first baby

[@hannahveium4082]

wait how do we know it’s a boy ????

[@nemesis9494]

@@hannahveium4082 vibes

[@strawberrycow5608]

"I NEED TIMER?! OH SHIT"- Danny 2023

[@herodoesstuff]

love how danny recently said he wasn't interested in games and then speedruns minecraft right after LOL, happy to see more minecraft content tho 👀