i dropped out of college to play minecraft lol

[@coricognitions]

"woe is me" is a very english major thing to say

[@danielvanpelt7674]

Woe tis i

[@wongduncan4468]

Timestamps?

[@alegend4625]

@@wongduncan4468 3:24

[@11Survivor]

This comment hath foreboded many a script.

[@aksolopl]

I'm rewatching all the Hypixel Content because dream smp is boring for me

[@penguinwiz2523]

Looks like I won’t be skipping any ads for a while

[@era1473]

Same

[@furretnamedwalcc410]

We can’t let him regret this

[@RoboKing-ts8ix]

Ya me too

[@landonhowes-titchmarsh770]

the mans making money technoblade the millionaire

[@cream_pieluver]

Nice soul knight profiel you got there i play that game Everyday and still enjoy it

[@DeafeningZap]

"This is safer, I mean I was an english major." The money you get from this would be better than any job you get from just a bachelors. If it ever slows down, as long as you saved up enough money, you could just go back to school later on.

[@Musically_Declined]

Even when Minecraft slowed down it was still stable, it just wasn’t prime time popularity

[@meoviona]

or use the money for a business. i mean 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@renatus20058]

True. I think Technoblade didn't make a bad choice at all in my opinion. If you already have a career with enough salary for your future then I think college isn't worth it at all. Even if Technoblade fails, he can still do the things like you just said.

[@sahave5042]

Unless Technoblade makes a huge mistake he should be able to lived his entire life if he lives like a middle class eveb if he retires

[@janelleyao]

Honestly as long as he can live a sustainable life there’s nothing wrong with it. I agree he could always go back to school if he wanted! I’m actually happy he chose this because otherwise we wouldn’t have a content creator to watch! :)

[@revalor8149]

Given the recent news, I'm glad Techno dropped out of college as it allowed to him to spend his last years in life with his family, while doing what he loved. Biggest condolences to the family, can't imagine how they're feeling

[@somecat7272]

Is it just me or does everyone actually feel like Techno is still alive when hearing his voice?

[@mikaelacash3791]

@@somecat7272 Agreed. I avoided watching any videos where I'd hear Techno's voice for days, but I finally decided to turn this one on when it popped up in my recommended bar, and hearing him now? It feels like he's still here. And I believe he is. That his spirit is still here, and that he's looking down from Heaven and smiling at all the people who are still enjoying Minecraft and are honoring his memory

[@msiio]

@@somecat7272 same, sometimes i even forgot that he died.

[@ScrimbloScrat]

It's sad we didn't get to see what he what ten years was gonna bring

[@oppositecube]

@@somecat7272 I actually agree, it feels like it. For some reason I don't know man.

[@jtecedor9293]

Technoblade: Im gonna start uploading more consistently A few months later: spends over 4 months farming potatos

[@clementchen5351]

9

[@roberthandley9493]

Clement chen lol

[@nickbumblebee7747]

A few more months later

[@Ethan-uq2ew]

its been like 11..

[@wpffle]

Ethan Shong uh he commented 4 months ago

[@cykasoviet831]

“I dropped out of college to play minecraft” Interesting, wouldn’t be what I’d do- “I was an english major” Ah, now I see, yeah you made the right choice

[@crazyperson-ie7mz]

Road to 420 likes nice

[@GhostSlayerYT]

1k likes 1 comment 🤔🤐

[@jrking4980]

As an English major I’m both offended and in total agreement.

[@analeon4058]

caca

[@envoxity9544]

He definitely made the right choice because he now has 3.65M subs.

[@bhagrt]

"I was an English major." 5 seconds later. "It was the more stabler thing to do."

[@janiahpapaya5988]

M O R E S T A B L E R

[@s4turnsr1ngz]

i was literally about to comment that no joke

[@bhagrt]

We got the like train going LOL

[@s4turnsr1ngz]

Bhag LOL

[@reneaguirre1358]

he never even said 'more stabler' he just said stabler lol

[@bread6947]

“there’s no deadline to youtube” 2021 techno’s chat: *late late late late*

[@rockyroad.]

we are really like that when ⟟ think about it... wow.

[@eljasmakinen]

And now hes in hospital cos he has cancer bruuuhh

[@unknownknown4230]

@@eljasmakinen his not in hospital, he is staying in his home

[@alicenotangel1923]

🦀Technolate 🦀

[@elliepope3185]

lmao truuuuueeeee!

[@aboodashoor1446]

Professor: so why are you dropping out of college Technoblade: ive made a stable career of beating up orphans.

[@edwardthomas4951]

Professor: me to on my days of I just slaughter them

[@isauldeleon2605]

Question mark

[@danielpineda2883]

Lol

[@nimrodgrosu9987]

Was gonna like but 666 likes

[@cowboywaite4066]

rishabh 3232 what?

[@hellishelk9647]

Past Technoblade: I don't know what my priorities will be later. Technoblade Now: I will now spend 11 hours a day farming potatoes.

[@crazyperson-ie7mz]

Actually like 22 hours a day lol

[@OLIVIA-nt9hj]

XD

[@maizjsj]

And months later, Technoblade spends 25 hours a day hunting wither skeletons for anarchy and stuff

[@Jamjames1207]

And now he is too busy winning a war

[@maizjsj]

@@Jamjames1207 Yes

[@krustykrabunfairmrkrabsisi6487]

Instead of 3 videos a year We’re gonna get 5 videos a year God is real

[@whyamihere8313]

KrustyKrabUnfair MrKrabsIsInThere lol

[@JL-zs6hj]

Dare I ask what is the story behind your username?

[@krustykrabunfairmrkrabsisi6487]

Random Boi my real google account got banned on yt so I just made this in the fly I don’t even know the password lol

[@spoonages]

KrustyKrabUnfair MrKrabsIsInThere relatable

[@ruzed2419]

Day makes lols

[@bhopr3800]

"We'll see what my priorities will be like in 10 years." I choked up just hearing that. Rest in peace, Techno.

[@Henry-yf2np]

I know :(. Poor guy.

[@thandergd]

yeah, when i heard that, that hurt :(

[@bulletproofegg8907]

I was about to say the same thing :(

[@nickyson4life]

Same. It's fucked up.

[@cejjy]

me too man

[@kal246]

“The one thing that gets me through school is constant deadline anxiety.” Same

[@CailinZwarts]

same

[@v1nceifhewenttothesun682]

Same

[@StarrDust12]

it probably would be same for me but i just straight up forget before i can get deadline anxiety because my memory is bad

[@reinq_5584]

same

[@bossboomer6690]

"I want to make sure I have a career if Minecraft Monday exlpodes" *Minecraft Monday lobby explodes*

[@doggeenayter]

Boss Boomer to soon

[@HamzaAli0411]

Ok Zoomer

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

im not gonna like cause this comment got 69 likes

[@doggeenayter]

GREEN the pokemon trainer frick

[@cloudytug]

When you have a 20 sub special but are now at 19 subs

[@wisp]

it's always a tough choice to make but i really think it'll pay off for you man, congrats x

[@lila-ix5pu]

Wisp what a nice person

[@KiingWaqas]

the GOAT

[@Suddzy]

Good guy wisp

[@momsspecialboy793]

Wisp ayyyy it’s wisp nice glad to see you are supportive

[@psyrus728]

Hey Wisp can u play other games besides on your second channel? It would be interesting. Love both ur channels!

[@PinkFroggers]

At 0:55 he said that he wouldn’t make a life commitment because ten years from now he won’t have the same priorities… that hit me hard. Rest In Peace techno, you will be missed by all.

[@thatonenerd2547]

You can now join the squad of "Left college for KZbin" with James and Jaiden.

[@tyleralmquist7606]

That one nerd and Jordan. All the Js

[@JohnDirtySpleen]

That one nerd a lot more giant you tubers have dropped out of college for KZbin because it can be more consistent than school

[@Diwnaodorhnwk]

That one nerd and every other youtuber on the planet

[@janiahpapaya5988]

YES

[@deadbush2812]

and lostunbound

[@abbya4376]

Honestly I’ll watch whatever techno posts, but I’ve been liking the hardcore VR stuff and I’m so down to hear college stories

[@SPOOPINATURAL]

same here lol

[@RamkrishanYT]

Remember kids, you need to train for another 10,000 years to quit school like Technoblade

[@shakira384]

Daaamn... So tru, gonna start trainin

[@kyuu452]

See you in a bit then

[@T4_444]

Just dropped out to begin my training

[@MoonCat101]

Lapins Wait that’s illegal.

[@sirtangerine1465]

You dare oppose me?. Watch me drop out in a matter of seconds

[@nyxorsomething6945]

“I mean who knows what my priorities will be in ten years” Don’t be sad it’s over, be happy that it happened. Goodbye, king of Minecraft.

[@toasty-broski771]

facts

[@chxgabe]

i cried for hours, sometimes youtube saving videos is a miracle

[@dnd1741]

I heard him say that, oh how I wish it could have been achieved

[@OlTimeyChara]

*lays down* *cries*

[@IamnotfromUSA]

hes priority in 10 years will be rulling haven

[@ikaname4077]

I wonder if any of Techno’s classmates are in the comment section

[@dull_demon4717]

He said a few subbed in a video once, so probably

[@emanon7624]

What if your a classmate

[@ikaname4077]

@@emanon7624 I’m way younger than Techno so sadly no

[@gloomer3614]

F

[@caprisunsess1753]

F

[@tysterc8721]

Imagine having Techno as your English teacher...

[@wijrgo]

yes

[@fennek1nviking]

How to get him off topic. "I can beet you in Skywars"

[@Robloxinsanegaming27yeaburger]

@@fennek1nviking technoblade would say "beat*"

[@tkid_-gaming9529]

So class we hit 3 mill subs so ima yeet out of here

[@marv1n268]

sheesh don't make me hard man

[@respmic6123]

"playing minecraft is the stabler career choice" How the times have changed

[@esmereldasnickles8056]

Lmao

[@lydiangandalf]

actually english majors never got jobs

[@that1bigirl57]

Im so sorry Techno, you didn't make it another 10 years. Rest in power, you absolute legend. You will be missed dearly.

[@spideylilly6866]

I relate to the deadline anxiety. Literally the only reason I passed my first semester was because I was constantly stressing about what deadlines were coming up. Along with the anxiety of not wanting to show up empty handed to my professors lmao

[@abbya4376]

Same it’s really the only way I get anything done

[@sunrise5710]

Yeah I never do anything in a timely matter if I don’t have a strict deadline

[@dull_demon4717]

I had that until it flipped to being the opposite and now all my shit ends up being late

[@heyreefes]

This is everybody right

[@rockz_in_a_box1841]

yeah same haven't actually had time to draw in months (granted i didn't do much for school either but sure did think about it ahdjgovk executive dysfunction go brrrrr)

[@advancedthecow1784]

honestly we just want u to be happy I don't really care about mc monday just do what u like to do i guess.

[@roboltamy]

Agree

[@callumosullivan7546]

Bobby Rascal yep... plus he’s playing mine craft anyways what the difference

[@Markneoneo]

i feel like it was incredibly selfish for the small youtubers fans to come harrass technoblade. He didnt do anything and isnt even the source of the problem, yet they are placing the stress and burden of choice on him. Like if they want to attack someone keemstar is right there. Dont pull technoblade down just because your favourite youtuber was kicked out :/

[@averyuncreativeperson1573]

I barely watch Minecraft Monday, so I really couldn't give 2 shits whether he stays in it or not. His channel, his choice.

[@weavesnatched7957]

Mark Neo Neo wow ur really copy and pasting this everywhere

[@ravingblack6151]

“I want to have a career if it explodes tomorrow” THAT’S WHAT WE CALL FORSHADOWING

[@weebalo_]

To now?

[@michaeel4701]

Sometimes forshadowing is relatively obvious

[@moncamoonca]

little did he know

[@Embreezy]

*foreshadowing

[@zyrxfps]

It was an inside job

[@boilingsoda]

Techno: casually winning skywars while ranting about college

[@kingnex9909]

@Nospotic ya😂

[@keller3594]

yes, that is true

[@budlightyear6795]

The man who wins bedwars games by talking about a soap box

[@Pulkka_W]

Well its not that hard

[@lite554]

new meta bois

[@ivin4963]

Techno, you forgot the most important factor that you must consider if you are dropping out of college: the 6ms ping.

[@reddodeado301]

I thought his ping was so low he was technically in the future?

[@darle7471]

@@reddodeado301 ._.

[@jackgarrett6366]

Oh no! You're right! He will be leaving the glorious future ping for an unpredictable ping of the future! Noooo

[@dreammm6790]

It's hard for me to watch these videos now that he's passed. He has given us so much joy and fun through his videos, I miss him. You will be remembered techno, rest in peace

[@Spiderfffun]

Same

[@hannahgambino3884]

I couldn’t watch his content for a few months either

[@subscribetomefornoreasonpl7462]

But the downfall of all of this is that no one can call him a nerd :(

[@kim5668]

gamers are nerds so nothing changes

[@asuspiciousloli3770]

@@kim5668 gamers are the most oppresed group

[@granger4562]

Nothing has changed, he is still a technonerd

[@pollythepengiun3927]

a suspicious loli gamers rise up 😔🙌🏻

[@schooler5372]

Get me more subs than Morgz imagine calling someone a nerd because they went to college to have a good career🤡

[@faemews]

"I don't ask to suffer, but I still do." If that isn't the most relatable quote, I don't know what is.

[@daruyami]

"vr with skeppy but we try to kill each other"

[@notjeff8614]

Professor: "So why are you leaving college?" Technoblade: "Die!"

[@rrrigbyyy]

It’s been 6 months, you have 880 likes and there is no replies. Why does no one reply what

[@isabelmansley4683]

Fair point... All the other comments have replied?!

[@Degree-hd8zf]

Not Jeff i am going to stabbing kids for coins.

[@theog7065]

No this is the situation: Professor: “Why are leaving college?” Technoblade: “Hang on, lemme finish stabbing these orphans”

[@locbuiinh6123]

That "Die!", we can all hear it

[@SnowyV88]

I felt so bad when he said he didn’t know what his priorities would be in 10 years.

[@bethanykeeler267]

Lol

[@Epic_Duck]

i want to hear college stories, also vr with skeppy would be awfully funny

[@icecp6532]

Mallard of Glory omg YES

[@nottherealstegosaurusaccou2613]

facts

[@lukasdeen6226]

There's already video about college stories

[@odis6397]

More so stories

[@hondacivic8045]

Please i would sacrifice my cat for that

[@danichristine1]

Guys this might mean our 2017 daily uploads are back.

[@lifesarisk9086]

no. much greater the 2014 2 uploads a day are coming back

[@Joshy-]

DUDE I HOPE YOURE RIGHT CAUSE I REMEMBER HIS 2017 DAILY UPLOADS

[@cheeseypeezy1131]

I feel so relieved

[@rob8it979]

You spread lies mortal

[@bogu8371]

U believe that? Lol

[@rat6866]

“Free will is a lie” -Technoblade 2019

[@avnishshrivastava2272]

I mean he's no-

[@bestsouls2446]

Techno channeling his inner Monsoon

[@raghadofi8905]

Technoblade would NEVER betray his friends for clout...he would for refrigerator

[@lusciouslocks8790]

Techno: “This is the safer option...” Me: “Psh yeah right sure buddy.” Techno: “... I was an English major.” Me: 0.0

[@nob0dyaskedyou]

Are you new?

[@lusciouslocks8790]

@@nob0dyaskedyou I mean kind of yeah

[@paulmarchi1393]

@@lusciouslocks8790 welcome then !

[@lusciouslocks8790]

@@paulmarchi1393 thanks bro

[@carmacksanderson3937]

@@paulmarchi1393 r/gatesopencomeonin I love it

[@silver2797]

Me: "Does this mean more uploads more frequently?" Techno: *that's where you're wrong bucko*

[@oscarthegorilla2257]

Change it and make it into this. Techno: Good question.

[@playhouse5390]

I was going to write that noooo

[@carbon1675]

When Techno has to explain his perk for all the new guys

[@ItJustFriend]

0:57 ;-; “I mean who knows what my priorities will be in ten years” its been 2 years techno we miss u Technoblade never dies 😢🫡🕊

[@dylbanyeah]

Imagine an alternate universe where Techno is writing books instead of destroying orphans in minecraft

[@rathie9245]

MarioLuigiPlushFun The pen is mightier than the pixelated sword one might say

[@bananacat5957]

Imagine a universe he writes books about destroying orphans in minecraft

[@usn_f_455]

Skywars For Dummies

[@ibryce3634]

@@usn_f_455 lol

[@Slime-mk5zj]

Lmao

[@mclanee]

OG Techno fans 1 year ago: wow this channels dead OG Techno fans now: the lord has answered our calling

[@sleepykitten2168]

I watched since 2 years ago

[@emmanuelg1789]

His channel was never dead. He just never uploaded, he woule gain subs everyday and when he would upload he would get a lot of subs and views. Yeah his live viewership increased and yeah its nice but its the same ol' techno

[@Eevee-gv7ng]

Sleepy Kitten I watched around the winstreak

[@mclanee]

Emmanuel Garcia yeah that’s what i love too, its the same techno, but just so much more of him :)

[@emmanuelg1789]

@@mclanee sucks now he has a toxic fanbase

[@henripredescu1849]

Now that techno blade is out of college he can’t get a technobabe

[@bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857]

*he can if it's in Minecraft*

[@xvvrrr]

Minecraft gets you girls

[@deathscyth2286]

Ultra agreed

[@lilthroatx]

the fact technoblade is like techno blade hurts me

[@T3WGaming]

@@xvvrrr Can confirm, added "If you don't play the craft, you don't get the shaft" to my Tinder bio this morning and have gotten 3 likes since then. That's a 300% increase.

[@sportstacker56]

"that's what fans do, they escalate conflicts" he has predicted the future of twitter

[@BarioIDL]

twitter...twitter never changes

[@nicholasgowin8091]

“I want to upload consistently” well that didn’t happen

[@freds2150]

3 uploads a month us reasonable.

[@claireh3180]

ikr lol

[@Maxime4]

My pfp is better than urs

[@rcky6357]

“Freewill is a lie” -Techno 2019

[@jcs3146]

free will is an illusion

[@comediannamestaken]

Free will is nonexistent

[@papashank7437]

Freewill is an imagination.

[@GermaphobeMusic]

This is the rite of passage for every gaming KZbinr.

[@BANANA-so2dx]

Very nice name and profile

[@redeye8805]

Hello, do you happen to watch monstercat?

[@return3116]

250 likes on 2 minutes. Lol.

[@nottherealben]

Vikkstar123

[@BANANA-so2dx]

SirBanana I saw u in a ant venom video comment section

[@trawa0825]

"there's no hard deadline" made a video called "update video so i dont lose pig rank"

[@xeption2406]

?????? Just finished Evangelion... your pfp made me have flashbacks oh god

[@garrettt6237]

OhSeven just curious because I was thinking about watching it, how long is Evangelion?

[@kimberlymarsh9687]

*_A Small Price To Pay For Salvation_*

[@xeption2406]

Garrett T 24 episodes and then the movie. It’s on Netflix and yes there are 26 episodes but you are supposed to watch it episode 1-24 and then The End Of EvanGelion (The movie) and then you can watch episode 25 and 26 but they aren’t necessarily needed.

[@xeption2406]

Garrett T also it is a horrific show at times and I do not recommend watching if you are under 12 years old and have seen anime before.

[@tl1326]

Most of your audience wants you to tryhard minecraft monday and steal all the money

[@Rezzy_666]

^

[@yuhriel6343]

^

[@bigboywadi1584]

^ and also make xqc and his boyfriend extremely salty

[@brogamer195]

Even though I am a BastiGHG fan, yeah

[@onperc3017]

^

[@braydenk5180]

"Should be fun. Wilbur's a pretty cool dude." ... ... ouch...

[@GanyuSimpingDegenerate]

"That one didn't age quite so well"

[@masterdoge987]

How was he supposed to know what would eventually be public? Even Technoblade isn’t that powerful

[@Austrveg]

bro he died before he could find out, dont blame him lol

[@yuhriel6343]

Techno is honest enough to talk about money and sound money hungry when in general we all need a job for money anyways. While most KZbinrs hide the fact that they want money, just remember this man has been working hard on something he doesn't even like doing and averaging a 4.0 in college. He is quitting to do what he loves and getting paid to do it and for us, its free entertainment.

[@uwumuller9153]

I totally agree, and this why I prefer him over every other YTuber

[@abdulrohman6009]

also his language is so soothing to hear

[@Jahrbii]

DoomMH 147 Yeah

[@haileyg4326]

DoomMH 147 agreed

[@TheOmegaLightning]

DoomMH 147 agreed

[@just_a_gamer4476]

when i saw this my heart jumped 1.it's a techno upload 2.this means there will be more techno uploads

[@uwumuller9153]

Same xD 🥳

[@okumura7634]

Confirm

[@benzy4431]

yeey we will mayby get a video a month! ;DD

[@christian4178]

Techno: not even paying attention and winning every skywars game Me: diverting all my attention to skywars and still getting owned

[@daklol6656]

.... U do realize he records the audio after/before the gameplay right?

[@sunrise5710]

Daklol Gaming he doesn’t. You can hear him clicking.

[@daklol6656]

@@sunrise5710 u might be right but in his skywars commentaries the video cuts to another game and the audio seems to continue so that seems like the logical explanation

[@thederpinator6636]

he talks while playing it just makes sense

[@sunrise5710]

Daklol Gaming I think he just cuts to where he continues talking about the same thing. So he stops in between games then resumes his topic when the next one starts

[@edmundofelix7515]

He did end up making a life commitment to mc, and made videos untill the end of his times. Thank you Technoblade for being such a legend, youve touched my heart, and the hearts of millions.

[@jaydotson9876]

Me: Why would you dro- Techno: I was an English major Me: Oh... Yeah never mind

[@ScrollTD]

Jack Dotson well said

[@jonathand.t.5051]

When Minecraft leads to more career paths than your degree

[@thethinkbanana4305]

@@jonathand.t.5051 LOL

[@ScrollTD]

Jonathan Tanuwihardja degrees don’t grant or jobs. It’s what you do outside of school that will help get them.

[@DanChalifouxable]

He could always go back to school if he wants to, but at the moment it makes more sense to do this

[@justinpark2946]

Technoblade:I'm not a dictator Also technoblade:wears a crown

[@tenacity25]

I mean, he's not wrong. He's not a dictator, he's a king. They're technically different.

[@tessarron8056]

vincent32 monarchy and dictatorship are very different

[@ying492]

Look at all these politic NERDS

[@petro9227]

@@vincent-bz3ls Back in the day before Christ, the senate made people dictators. Then they stepped down on their own after 6 months.

[@necessaryopinions]

I’ve really missed the story times, so those college stories would be great :D

[@somerandminecraft3281]

Abby W please do this

[@paulk.221]

^^

[@hackerdackers8832]

^^^

[@Someone-pj6rm]

Makes me sad he thinks about him in 10 years 😢

[@ytmm1]

Technoblade: I dropped out of college to make KZbin videos. KZbin: *Demonetized*

[@wijrgo]

no

[@elminhovmoller923]

Haha

[@lukenel29]

oh dear gods. no!

[@weezing1015]

How to wean your channel off of Minecraft Monday: Join SMP live

[@justindavis6453]

Weezing101 he tried joining the server but every time he tried to Join other youtuber’s subscribers kept paying them to kill Technoblade

[@weezing1015]

@@justindavis6453 Sure, but he didn't even stream when he first joined and the only other time was a test stream on his second channel. Also I didn't watch this stream (because I and many others didn't even know it happened) but I don't think the hits would be too bad.

[@jaydox9338]

no

[@weezing1015]

Also, I can never keep up with watching streams, most of the smp live I watch is from highlight videos and vods, so that's really where the problem here lies.

[@rustle_1040]

"wilbur is a pretty cool dude".... well that didnt age well

[@xanxan7004]

I was looking for this comment exactly

[@200cc9]

Wow no more talk about him complaining about college 😭

[@soggycrumb5197]

200cc ikr

[@brijanvierhout2979]

200cc well at the end of the video he does say he has alot of college stories, so... yeah... Dont get your hopes up

[@s0cky__]

techno: *drops out* all his viewers: oh yay more uploads also techno: *even slower upload rate*

[@fall2nd269]

He mentioned in previous episodes that when he stays at home there are fewer things for him to talk about in his skywars videos. This is also most likely why he dropped the series.

[@ChiefYoshi]

@@fall2nd269 and he’s mentioned college gave him a reason to get up early and be productive, but now that he’s dropped out, if he wakes up late, he doesn’t bother recording or streaming because it’s too late in the day

[@wherearetheavocados1236]

@@fall2nd269 is technoblade gonna continue making bedwars videos?

[@catboyneilcicierega]

Now he’s not gonna upload again :(

[@ReverseStark]

0:50 : Techno predicted his fate "Who knows what my priorities will be in 10 years" also techno: "Your gonna die now"

[@asston712]

Technoblade: The only person to drop out of college to bully orphans in video games

[@Alex-rk3gv]

Techno the type of guy to be a leaderboard player for grinch simulator

[@sadboyclub2502]

Thought it was a really bad idea to drop out, and then you said you were an english major, lmao

[@steveboel12]

+ makes €6K - €95.2K off of YT (socialblade). Don't know about twitch though

[@burrito5673]

@@steveboel12yearly or monthly?

[@dex6299]

Steve its estimated so its not going to be 100% true

[@steveboel12]

@@burrito5673 monthly

[@steveboel12]

@@dex6299 Yeah, might be more, might be less, might be in the middle. If he implements an upload schedule and maybe tries to develop his twitch channel, those numbers are inevitably going to rise

[@azlufa7607]

So this means the video upload schedule will gain +1% SPEEEEEEEED

[@deltafluffi167]

*Plays Megalovania

[@haldy-p]

Sikeee

[@chip1646]

Nah it will become worse

[@rid573]

Bat talisman flashbacks

[@Duckboyfi]

+1%*

[@michaelmich00]

0:55 'who knows what my priorities will be in 10 years' that sentence is soooo heavy, he didnt know he would die 2 years later, how scary life must be...

[@UnknownUser_10]

It just shows how fast things can end in this world

[@Steamed]

Technoblade stays in MC Monday and people get mad Technoblade leaves MC Monday and people get mad Pewdiepie donates to ADL and people get mad Pewdiepie retracts donation and people get mad This is a use of parallelism and structural irony

[@LamarINH]

Techno blade: *quits college for KZbin* KZbin: *we’re about to end this whole man’s career* _terminates techno_

[@marcoi7114]

Lamar Is Not Here why tf would they do that

[@namyrou]

Its👏a👏joke

[@dbzmatty4739]

@@marcoi7114 r/whoosh

[@jome.2656]

@@marcoi7114 r/woooosh Its 👏 a👏 joke👏

[@razedz5705]

@@jome.2656 r/ihavereddit

[@smurfadoodlethewise4584]

I'm glad he chose not to go to school. At least he got to spend the tail end of his life doing something much more exciting than getting a degree for a job he'd never get.

[@jardyandthekittsters5457]

lmao

[@marcuswestphal1220]

Every other KZbinr: I haven't read a book in years! Reading is for NERDS! Technoblade: I like to read _Technoblade is superior_

[@analeon4058]

caca

[@RouenDelano]

Yep

[@kartoffel128]

not a single youtuber acts like thst

[@liambyrne5966]

Who tho?

[@lolychungus5517]

jake paul lmao

[@belu-punk]

“I don’t know what my priorities will be in 10 years.” 😢 RIP Techno, legend.

[@dimayacyacarly1699]

Lets appriciate the fact that this man gave all his time for college to his viewers and full filling what he loves

[@mrdirtblock-minecraft8535]

Spartancharlie 18 and for money...

[@superbanana1140]

@@mrdirtblock-minecraft8535 true that but still i wont invest my time and hard work for something i don't love but even if you are going to work for what you love you still need money

[@officialwaterreviewer]

@@mrdirtblock-minecraft8535 why do you think people go to college, to get a good job, to get more money, if he can get money from KZbin instead of spending all of that effort to just have a possibility to get a job

[@mrdirtblock-minecraft8535]

MrDragon FTW Exactly, everyone does need to make money And i love how honest he is about that

[@Quackleb]

I'm pretty sure that's too deep for technoblade

[@Syntember]

"I want to be sure I'd have a career if it (MC Monday) all explodes tomorrow" Well that didn't age well

[@pizzaisyourlife]

Man this hurts 0:55 :( Technoblade never dies. We love you and always will. I am so happy I can always come back and watch his old videos. ♥️

[@CorruptedSnitz]

IM CRYING

[@calvinvail4816]

"unfortunately free will is a lie" - Technoblade 2019

[@marcusewell582]

When he said every time I write a literary analysis essay a little piece of my soul breaks off and dies I felt that

[@gene9597]

Everyone felt that

[@khurelbatbayanbat7913]

AHH YES THIS LITERAL 3 WORD SENTENCE COMMUNICATES THE EXTREMES SEX DRIVE AND THE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION OF THE AUTHOR AND I WANNA FUCING DIE

[@pairofscissors8395]

I dont even do literary essays and i felt that

[@sand5461]

Pair of Scissors lucky

[@NoMartialArtsKenny]

9:27 everything always ends up aging like milk

[@AlgebraMaster]

i searched the newest comments for this lol

[@theketchupking7794]

Techno: I'm an English major Also Techno: BANE OF *A N T H R O P O D S*

[@rasya6764]

Bruh moment to him

[@NewbGamingNetworks]

Techno, you’re making the right choice in terms of minecraft Monday. College stories would be nice to hear and the VR hardcore series is great.

[@enderkid8774]

^

[@hadenduncan3449]

^

[@dantem.l.7914]

^

[@iusedtomakevideos3202]

^

[@ridgecrest555]

And Collaps with other KZbinrs would b nice

[@lieutenant_nx1986]

0:55 I really hoped you could live 10 more years🙏 Rip king

[@ael-fern]

I love how he can casually talk while obliterating his enemies

[@Username-1939t9]

first time?

[@ael-fern]

@@Username-1939t9 watching him? no, i've been watching for awhile.. why?

[@RyanDigzz]

@@ael-fern he does it alot

[@ael-fern]

@@RyanDigzz I know he does it alot.. I just think its cool that he can.

[@eqoya]

“I was an English major” Also Techno: EHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@scattr7592]

Now we know why he dropped out xD

[@allanliu1111]

English is a dominant language.

[@Nugcon]

EEHHHHHH Moment

[@goose2845]

"Who knows what my life priorities will be in 10 years" I genuinely cried when he said that... Fly high king

[@goose2845]

Not making fun of him, its just sad that he died so young ):

[@Cuti3Littl3Girl]

Technoblade: "I'm dropping out" Me: "uhh ok.. but what if.." Technoblade: "I was an English major" Me: "Oohh, nevermind then"

[@templar-yu5ve]

A bullet to the brain is the other opinion to that class

[@billul1]

When youre at the rock bottom you can only go up

[@devanthe]

that was literally my feels when he started talking then, well, he made smarter choice to drop out lol

[@regentlouis3678]

Sameeee

[@oppositecube]

"who knows what I am gonna do in 10 years." Bruh..... I am sad to hear he wouldn't live longer... makes me more sad

[@earthfireinfinity]

I'm fine with you sticking in MC Monday, but Keem is still a gnome.

[@iamthepeppapig8877]

Yes

[@shepeh2416]

Peter Swagiffin if someone does something bad we shouldn’t act like nothing happened over a week

[@shepeh2416]

Peter Swagiffin just because they had 100k+ doesn’t mean they are bad lol plus keemstar has a really bad past

[@pradrulanudani8372]

@@kidnamedfingerrr He also insulted people's looks and made other underhanded comments. Plus, even before MCM he was kinda a shitty person. I'm glad Techno's staying, but I don't like Keem as a person.

[@mariaaaros]

what happened? what did keemstar do?

[@simonpntn]

2019: Technoblade 2020: Technoblade 2021: Technoblade 2022: Homelessblade

[@chriswong8821]

More like technohomeless

[@maaxa3766]

TechNoHome

[@bigboinevaaseewhoiam4796]

2019: Technoblade 2020: HomelessBlade 2021: PigBlade 2022: BaconBlade

[@MutantBoar]

2023 Cocaineblade

[@Luke-ut9ye]

2024: Blade, he now now kills people irl for money

[@maxmaxxity865]

I think the thing that really got me hooked into your channel was all of the stories while you played skywars/bedwars (found your channel about the time you were streaming minecraft story mode), so I do think those videos would helpful to convert the MCM audience. Maybe I'm the only person that feels that way, but that's just my two cents.

[@nataliahall236]

Max Maxxity same. ive been watching for like 2 yrs, and i loved his stories :((

[@honeywhatssupreme1646]

Max Maxxity same here, they’re his best videos in my opinion:)

[@picclejar]

“I mean who knows what my priorities will be in ten years” brother didn't ever have to experience that. rest in peace, blood god.

[@guy7650]

would that be weird to tell college stories when I'm outta college? Odd1sOut : *chuckles*

[@ryancrucena755]

I'm your 69th like... I've doomed myself....

[@walkerfehrenbach4749]

"im an english major, so youtube is definitely the `Stabler` career choice." I agree.

[@wessel176]

Technoblade: I’m dropping out of coll- Me: MOOOREES UPLOAAAADSSSS

[@christine5354]

same

[@NinthYard]

𝐿𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤, ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑢𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑𝑢𝑙𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡 2 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎 𝑝ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑠. 𝐻𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑒𝑦𝑒...

[@utsapollo4782]

Lmaoo yep i was hoping id be the first to say this but ofc not

[@Nyerguds]

Now he'll upload _twice_ per month instead of the usual average of... well, half a video per month I guess.

[@pranav522]

@0:55 "who knows what my priority will be in 10 years-" AND IMMEDIATELY CUTS TO "youre gonna die now im sorry it ain't happening" like fam 😭🤚

[@Swordslash]

Stick with MCM until Minecraft Sunday starts to happen, then try out that event instead. Just my 2 cents.

[@Holly865]

He could just do both.

[@loganlass9062]

@@Holly865 *STONKS*

[@GlycoleASP]

agreed

[@glacier8678]

Holly keemstar would probably get triggered, throw a hissyfit and then say that you can only do one.

[@samuel_3874]

Do both

[@BisexualityyFire]

Techno: do you want stories, mcm, hardcore mode vr, or skywars? Me: *yes*

[@tdsap8985]

Aura Oblivion - Fire stories=skywars

[@Flair86_]

Yes

[@sranbanjac3531]

Bedwars perhaps

[@jphex]

600th like

[@sranbanjac3531]

Jphex shut up

[@Dr.Quest-Site42]

"Who knows what my priorities will be ten years down the line" *I'm sad, you're sad, but it has to be said, that aged horrendously*