I dumped a million stone in the POE POE impound lot - HermitCraft 10: ep 33

[@evanrigel954]

i love how joe operates on bugs bunny logic, where "what's funniest" is the most important

[@joseywales6168]

That is the best logic

[@bsidethebox]

Woop-woop That's the sound of the Poe-Poe Woop-woop HQ being breached oh no Woop-woop That sure is a lot of stone Woop-woop Cleanup in Aisle Etho

[@Aranel_Alasse]

If Joe hires Skizz to represent him, then the Poe Poe would have to hire Joe to represent them, which would be hilariously confusing. Either that or Skizz can represent the Poe Poe and Doc can tell judge Bdubs that Joe is a big baby!

[@ManateeGag]

Joe running back and forth between the plaintiff and defense desks would be hilarious.

[@BoliVic96]

it was Doc who took Mumbo's sand btw, he did it because he wants to talk with Mumbo he said? I'm guessing there are unread messages somewhere between them lol but yeah, that sand is now hostage

[@Vicorum]

I think he also just wanted to troll mumbo and joe.

[@SnyperMK2000JclL]

​@@Vicorumno Boli is right, Doc set it to the side in shulker boxes already because Doc wants to connect with Mumbo "in person" for something else. Doc even "pointed" to the shulkers of Mumbos sand in his video...

[@SnyperMK2000JclL]

I find it kind of amazing that people fly off the handle and go off on someone without seeing the perspective of everyone involved... like A told B where to get xyz from C, and people complain to A that xyz wasn't there for B without including everything C is up to... like just don't comment if you don't haven't seen everyone pov.

[@KatR264]

TBH I always suspected Doc of having moved it, for a Doc reason, but didn’t know why.

[@tchotchonyt2442]

Mumbo said he was going to ask Doc if those shulkers were his, so it's probably solved already

[@potatoesforlife1234]

How can your editing get any better than this?!? I love that you use it as another facet of storytelling.

[@tommarch.4493]

i watch all hermits since S7 without really subscribing to most, but I decided to subscribe to Joe today

[@MoonyFBM]

I'm actually crying at the whole Scar sequence 😂😭 The inner thoughts- I- omg

[@xokatibby]

There once was a puppet named Joe He had shulkers of stone in tow The chests came in twos And covered in ooze Broke into the office of POE

[@briarpelt2333]

“They shouldn’t have repossessed the delivery area if they didn’t want deliveries!” Such a good line, excellently put. Great episode, love this 🤣

[@phishphan49]

I'm 5 minutes in and I had to pause because i was in tears laughing at the inner monologue - "ME: Absolutely incredulous that Scar might think Etho would ever bother to collect any of that stone between now and when THE MOON burns out." - is just next level though and painfully true. I can't stop laughing.

[@zaqn357]

i am living for the replay mod floating in the sky while you and scar have a conversation. Honestly making me think on the beauty of editing and like audience and narrative and just- it tickles something i don't understand but it's so good!

[@liamhill2274]

Poe-poe, oh what fools, Unintended consequence, Oozing through windows

[@lady_gwen]

Brilliant work on the bit with you and Scar (trying to avoid spoiling it). The editing is top notch, and your comments had me laughing like a loon!

[@WhoMusic]

"That might be what's about to happen" lmao

[@moontravellerjul]

boulders and stones tumbling, as a rockslide does cascading and undulating, as heavenly water flows its rusted hinges creak like jointed bones hinges that keep things in place, not to move and race but slippery nonetheless: cunning, crafty. slippery in physical essence: slimy, sticky. a slow advance, life breathed into inanimate possession the chest monster oozes ever closer.

[@ethanbird5399]

Make a custom picture of the yard and put it over the windows so they can’t see the chests

[@LordKronsell]

absolutely fantastic editing joe, i particularly liked the smashing glass, and the time-skips above scars head, good job

[@nikk-named]

Poetry prompt poem: "Oooooooze" It oozes it wriggles it fuses it tickles We break down walls we build us up we lick up stone we spit out mud There's nothing here that we can't do just you try us dear poe poe It's obvious then what we are We're the chest mon in your yard

[@kodanugg]

The Creeping Ooze From shadowed depths, a viscous horror creeps, Its sickly sheen, a harbinger of doom. The putrid ooze through crack and crevices seeps, Engulfing all within its fetid tomb. It slithers forth, a mass of endless night, Consuming light with each vile, creeping inch. No wall can stay its silent, ghastly might, No mortal hand its dreadful progress flinch. The air grows thick with fear's oppressive weight, As tendrils reach to claim unwary souls. This shapeless fiend, born of malignant fate, Leaves naught behind but emptiness and holes. Bweare the ooze that lurks beyond your sight, For in its grasp, hope fades to endless night.

[@nullandvoid7881]

holy wow!!!! This sent shivers down my spine! Well done!

[@wotersun]

thank you for uploading at 2 am when i've got nothing else to do

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

Joe's editing is always fun in a new way I wasn't quite expecting :D

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

loved this episode

[@strings1984]

Doc got a message from mumbo of the jumbo about his missing sand needing to be delivered and moved it into the chests in the hall next to the machine that splits it... Mumbo thought it might be his, he was right and can confirm with doc that it is indeed his sand.

[@joshanderson3674]

The windows crack forth: Chests abound hold taken ground, And Etho still waits.

[@Unreliablenarrator599]

I love the internal dialog!

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

Danger! Stony ooze Rock that does not roll, but flows- That's just magma, right?

[@iconicanemone9544]

I absolutely love the sound effects with the shattering of glass!

[@huaiscrblol5077]

Watching this at 3 am with the intro definitely makes the entire video feel like a fever dream.

[@milaandersson2282]

Man those timelapses were CRAZY, i love to see that! That must have been so much effort!

[@CarJul666]

It's not easy to impress Etho. Well done, Joe. I would've just covered the chests with grass blocks. Your idea was much better than mine.

[@6thearchivist]

loving the thought process in the scar convo :3

[@BoliVic96]

what a gift to open my subscriptions at 6am expecting disappointment and the same videos that were there last night but no, it's a beautiful JoeHill's video

[@Rhaifha]

That is a truly mindboggling amount of stone. GG, Joe, I applaud your commitment to the bit.

[@KatR264]

I loved the captions on your interaction with Scar 😂 Also, was so funny when Etho showed-up, laughed in approval, and casually helped that sheep in!

[@Nihilore]

the thumbnail was already sending me, didnt expect it to also be the intro haha

[@CallMeAuranna]

¡Mira el agua también! :D I love this

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

Top scientists around the world are trying to answer this question: how is each new Joe Hills episode funnier and more perfectly comically edited than the last?! If only the scientists has a large laboratory-museum-sculpture garden to carry out their research in... ^^ (Phenomenal episJoede)

[@Sephlu]

I'm loving the style of your editing in the last couple vids I've watched. very creative.

[@KBRyou]

The intro format is just too good lol, I absolutely love it

[@coptotermes]

6:10: Missed oportunity here Joe. Hand Scar a few diamonds and he'll be easily corrupted.

[@flywoods1785]

The hours of replaymodding headache on stream were worth it Joe! Great video

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

Accidental awesomeness: around 18:19 when you reveal the full view of the broken glass & the creepy eyes on the chest blobster, in freecam, all the honey blocks did some weird transparency rendering thing & it made me picture all those eyes blinking open with a horrid wet sound... Very gruesome, very spooky, very seasonal! I love this "prank" & how it's been building up for so long, incredible work Joe.

[@mac5565]

I'd been so looking forward to this paying off! What a good episode this was.

[@ghost-nh9uf]

Absolutely adore the editing of this video

[@eloquentornot]

LOL I love this episode!!! The editing is amazing!!! And the sound effects!!! And the "me when" jokes!!! XD :D

[@maxravenwood3877]

I love the foley art in the section with the glass, it really sets the tone! Great video, Joe, thanks :+D

[@johnoswald9143]

Joe is one of the hermits I’ve never followed in the past and I have missed out, got to go check out the whole back catalogue now.

[@souplife1]

I was instantly hoping you'd be Mumbo's lawyer and show doc how it's REALLY done. he had an easy disturbing the peace case yet he goes into something that's easily disprovable

[@Slackbot]

Great job on this episode! You have some editing skills. The chest monster is something else, and I can't begin to fathom how much work it takes to fill all those shulkers with stone and cobble.

[@redford4ever]

Really enjoying this new format. Suits your style very well.

[@Getsugaru]

"Oozing through the cracks born from stagnant collections is a chest monster." -Haiku by Getsugaru 🐍

[@salemoleander]

Absolutely incredible editing!!!!! The comments on-screen during your chat with Scar were hilarious, loved the effects on the 'The Moon' text especially

[@partysqu1d]

I dont know what it was about this episode, but I was cracking up the whole time. Could be the shenanigans, could be the fantastic editing. The "TBCScar" bit hit way harder than I expected it to. My bilingual behind was cracking up at that entire engagement!

[@copernicub]

Peak editing

[@duskodair309]

Absolutely brilliant episode, Joe. A classic hermitcraft prank with some great editing

[@Luke.1779]

etho is going to be Quite well stocked when he makes his stone shop

[@nutmegsoup54]

The was absolutely hilarious. I love the editing and the chest monster is incredible!

[@Jatski_pelaa]

hahahhah the whole interaction with scar is so good!!

[@PaMS1995]

The two timelapses chroma-keyed over your conversation with scar is so pleasing to my dopamine-fried brain.

[@mindofme_]

This is inspired joe! I don't know by what or whom, but I can tell you were definitely inspired. Maybe Thalia and Kalliope crossed the streams in a way that one should never ever do - as stated

[@TheGrumpBunny]

Well I was about to go to bed.. but I guess I’m watching this now!

[@Hydrugan]

i loved the sound effects. they made me giggle every time :]

[@Chromatikhue]

Nice editing during the conversation between you and Scar. Also love the added sound effects. Thank you for the video!

[@Siriexy]

I'm not sure what's happening lately that you're making better and better episodes each time, but I love it! The Scar sequence with the notes was absolutely incredible. Love the chest monster too.

[@Alice-not-Alice]

Oh this is amazing. The concept! The execution! The cameos! Bravo Loved Etho showing up to give his blessing, and the unexpected MOON lore. Apparently it can burn out? Neat!

[@sebbisdee2177]

¡Rezuma encanto! Poos ooze when poos are too loose. Loose poos should be oozed into loos. And, if at all possible, in Tolouse.

[@charliethunkman]

Eye-per-bowl-ic stone Crescent hand shattering POE In the Fierce Beast Chests

[@circuitsalsa]

The scar conversation with the thoughts!!! That was SO funny. Thanks Joe!

[@iHoisd]

That dual time-lapse/conversation edit is amazing!

[@TheEyeOfTheEye]

Petition to make JoeHills the official Stone Fairy! Also, the fact that Doc hired a puppet as his lawyer is the biggest evidence that he in fact is a big fluffy baby

[@darth_vorthin87]

I do believe that Joe made a boo boo by releasing this episode so early in the morning lol

[@JoeHillsTSD]

Nope. Fully intentional

[@darth_vorthin87]

@@JoeHillsTSD Either way thank you for releasing it. I have a massive headache and can’t sleep so this will keep my mind occupied.

[@mustard7306]

Joe, every time you laugh, I'm reminded of the Space Kook from Scooby Doo. I suggest this as a Halloween costume for you to use on Hermitcraft.

[@joelgraves9392]

What a great episode. Can't wait to see Scar/Skizz's reaction

[@tommarch.4493]

XB hired Doc to represent him for the trial, but you can sue Mumbo as well

[@quilavabucket]

absolutely adoring the foley work!

[@beatricemiles7446]

Every time that glass sound effect played I thought Stone Cold was about to pop up

[@tyrsia]

He said they were eyes. They look like bloody boogers. That works, too! 😂

[@IsochronyxMC]

14:22 I believe the word for which you're searching is 'eyeballical.'

[@radnbad95]

Joe released this video exactly on my lunch hour for me specifically. Thank you joe.

[@gustygale23]

the payoff for the setup of this weeks in the making joke is incredible. Great video @joehillsTSD !

[@t98889]

Heavily underrated

[@flinnferret]

the editing is so good!

[@dionelr]

You could not have planned a better outcome. Not planning and getting the funniest results is the Joe Hills difference. 😅

[@froggypensive]

What if you were Mumbos defense lawyer, And a witness for the prosecution... that'd be pretty funny.

[@gelo5380]

Joe being a go is just a good pro!

[@mattwandcow]

Amazing video. Very entertaining

[@elaineivysart9743]

AWESOME VIDS JOE

[@TormentedGaming]

Anyone else noticed the odd movement with the snow layers while Scar and Joe are talking?

[@TheKosstImogen]

Get to London for the Taskmaster Live Experience if at all possible, I did it today and it was wonderful! Also, My laugh at "TBCScar" somehow made me jump, it was that abrupt. Love a surprise chuckle, y ayuda con español! Aprendo pero es difícil en Inglaterra! Or something... I'm sure that's actually wrong and terrible, necesito practicar más!

[@nousernamejoshua1556]

Ooze is not like a catchphrase or a latchstring and certainly not a latchkey, so what is the mechanism of ooze to pass through windows like lights and doors without opening or giving ooze any permission to trespass across the yard-like the sound is it rhythm and blooze like a cruise on booze 😉

[@josiec5459]

Loved this!❤

[@arrow_awsome]

this is fantastc

[@ibpants]

I don't know where no-poe is up to but if nothing happens soon, a game show side series might just scratch Joe's obvious itch.

[@crimulusmc]

Tiempos buenos con Scar!

[@devincrates]

Excellent timing, I had just run out of things to watch this afternoon. Also Doc moved the sand, he mentioned it in his video uhhh last week? The one around the same time Mumbo did his video about it

[@MoonyFBM]

0:00 well thats a terrifying image

[@moonworks7517]

People say that I ooze But every day I feel like I lose More and more of myself I am nothing except a gel I walk around the street Quietly shuffling my feet Hoping no one will see The ooze left behind me I sit down at a bar Nervously looking afar Knowing that people are judging me For oozing around the sceen I should have never insulted that slime Who then went up my behind I tried to go to the doctor for help But as I walked in he cried and yelp Somedays I cry to sleep Oozing my once white sheets One day I was married I want to feel happy Doomed to ooze in my dreams (PS: Does this count as poetry? It's more like a limerick)

[@seamusrichardson6011]

It slithers slowly outside the door simple towels suffice to stop it but shall they cease their defence of us the slime shall slowly ooze so our sanctuary shall be safe no more

[@alysoffoxdale]

I... I... Ok, I'm absolutely _dying_ here, but I'mma hafta come back when I've got less sensory overload so I can actually watch the screen closely during that conversation, because I simply cannot listen and read at the same time today!

[@onionbot2]

Good Editing!

[@xyznihall]

great video joe

[@ryanedmonds2244]

Make a Cake pop-up-shop in front of the Poe HQ & call it Poe-Poe puffs

[@mandyhardin-yv7yw]

This is an awesome video!!! ❤😂❤