I Endured Every YouTube Playable

[@totallyreyalfactsfsfs]

*"Playable" REVIEW TIMESTAMPS* 2:29 8-Ball Billiards Classic 2:39 Alien Shooter 2:55 AMAZE! 3:15 Angry Birds Showdown 3:40 Basketball FRVR 3:52 Bazooka Boy 4:25 Block Drop 4:38 Brain Out 4:48 Bubble Pop Star 5:03 Cannon Balls 3D 5:18 Cards of the Undead 5:30 Carrom Clash 5:56 Chess Classic 6:08 Collect Em All! 6:18 Color Burst 3D 6:31 Color Match 6:45 Color Page ASMR 6:59 Color Pixel Art 7:25 Crazy Caves 7:40 Cube Master 3D 7:51 Cube Tower 8:05 Cut The Rope 8:30 Daily Crossword 8:36 Daily Solitaire 8:41 Draw One Part 4 8:53 Draw Climber 9:16 _"Fake Multiplayer" Rant_ 10:17 Element Blocks 10:27 Emoji Puzzle 10:39 Endless Siege 10:51 Farm Land 11:08 Find Out 11:23 Find the Alien 12:08 Freecell Solitaire 12:17 Freekick Football 12:31 FullSpeed Racing 13:11 Jin Rummy 13:23 Gold Mahjong FRVR 13:37 Hide N Seek 13:49 *_INTERMISSION_* 14:24 Idle Restaurants 15:08 Jewels Planet 15:29 Knock'em All 15:57 Ludo Karts 17:15 Lunch Box Ready 17:27 Magic Cat Academy 17:44 Makeup Kit - Color Mixing 17:59 Mechangelion 18:15 Merge Heroes 18:31 Merge Master 18:52 Merge Pirates 19:22 Mob Control HTML5 19:42 Moving Co. 19:53 My Perfect Hotel 20:07 My Space Pet 20:27 Northern Heights 20:39 Om Nom Run 21:10 Onet Connect Classic 21:33 Pirate Pop 21:49 Pocket Battle Royale 22:20 Pocket Champions 22:43 Rainy Boba Café 23:02 Retro Drift 23:18 Running Pet Dec Room 23:44 Scooter Xtreme 24:34 Slice It All! 24:50 Slime io 25:06 Stack Bounce 25:18 State io 25:50 Super Goal 26:03 Tall Man Run 26:17 Tile Master 26:30 Today's Hurdle 26:42 Tomb of The Mask 27:09 Trivia Crack 27:28 Turbo Stars 27:51 Words of Wonders 28:06 Words of Wonders: Guru 28:26 Zoo - Happy Animals *OVERTIME* 28:53 Dig Deep 29:35 Stealth Master *PLAYABLE AWARDS* 30:40 The Alone in a Crowd Award 31:25 The Why Are You Here Award 31:49 The "Yeah That Makes Sense" Award 32:21 The Speed Bump Award 32:49 The Actually Good Game Award 33:00 The Billy Madison Dodgeball Award 33:21 The Actual Actually Good Game Award Please like this comment so more people can see it! It also helps boost this video in the algorithm so more people can also see this video in the first place.

[@MadmanEpic]

good work you poor poor soul

[@Oogaboogabooz]

Wow

[@fusionsigh]

Thank you

[@Oogaboogabooz]

@@YourOldFriendAmnesia yes

[@Flameonoodle]

Just letting you know the fake multiplayer rant's stamp is wrong

[@organobot]

the thing that baffles me about these games is there isn't a built in way to watch *KZbin* videos while you play games on *KZbin*. like what. I would love this if I could play a game while watching a video in the background in true zoomer fashion

[@AleTitan]

right! going in I assumed they were made specifically to listen to while you play

[@Uranium-jj7le]

that'd be literally perfect

[@youraverageintrovert1990]

most browsers have a picture in picture mode

[@kevinshepherd6306]

Not the point​@@youraverageintrovert1990

[@mikewazowski9941]

⁠@@youraverageintrovert1990but that would defeat the purpose of having games in youtube in the first place if you have to rely on specific browsers or extension.

[@AdelardRen]

To be fair, they are pushing playables on the mobile app homepage. That's how I discovered them. As for monetization, and ads, well, KZbin shorts were released without ads initially, they were added later. I'm absolutely certain that if these games stick around, you'll have to watch several, before, during, and after.

[@utopes]

Shorts have ads…? 😨 (I’ve never watched a youtube short)

[@RisingOnion]

​@@utopesIt's like tiktok, Instagram, and reddit where the ads are disguised as the shorts themselves

[@chickenman5137]

@@utopesyeah but you can immediately scroll past

[@toekneemart5597]

@@utopes Even if you watch shorts you don't get the ad so long as you only watch shorts from recommended feed or a channel page the ads are only for scrolling which means that I just have to assume they exist because I've been told so

[@Blukat2-pb8lx]

not just mobile. it tried to recommend me them a couple times but i xed them out so they stopped

[@moonblaze2713]

Ludo is an actual board game that has existed for something like a thousand years. Ludo Karts is just that game with a racing theme.The fact that it got dunked on in the awards section as "pretending its a board game" ie absolutely hilarious to me.

[@thalia3057]

To be fair, the version in the playable removed every aspect of fun from the original

[@northstarjakobs]

This is funny because "Ludo" is literally Latin for fun

[@ego-lay_atman-bay]

@@thalia3057it removed everything that made the game fun, people.

[@iwontbeforgotten]

​@@thalia3057This is funny because there are no aspects of fun in Ludo

[@thalia3057]

@@iwontbeforgotten You’ve never played with the right people

[@TheAnnyParker]

I'd be more willing to play literally any of these if it didn't mean I couldn't watch KZbin at the same time

[@rileyfairfull2548]

Fun fact, if they didn't patch it, if you mute the game and then exit to play ur video and then enter back into the game, you can *listen* to the video lol

[@project.exe._3]

@@rileyfairfull2548I listened to my music while I fed a frog boba😭😭

[@superNova5837]

I can still hear the audio when I do it (Switch video to mini player) Switch to the playable tab on the you page I leave them muted

[@Nick12_45]

picture and picture is available in most browsers by right clicking twice on the video and selecting "picture and picture"

[@mloxard]

Get a second monitor

[@Cevowo]

As the screen scrolled by I was like "Yeah all these games don't look like mu-" "OH SHIT IS THAT CUT THE ROPE?!"

[@theman13532]

this but with magic cat academy, legitimately thought "what's next, those two halloween google doodles" when i saw it

[@Zoey_710]

Im not the only one who feels like the youtube playables are just those random ass games u see in ads that are nothing like the ads

[@AleTitan]

they're exactly that. My theory is that KZbin took notes after a bunch of ads had these games

[@LiMe251]

I've seen draw climbers ads, it's just as incredible.

[@HardTahc]

they're *literally* those, as in they're ports (most of them are)

[@Extramrdo]

Ludo Carts is just the board game Sorry!, which at least has the entertainment value of a pop-o-matic die and the ability to stare into your younger sibling's cold, dead eyes and whisper your false remorse into their soul as you consign them to an additional ten minutes of suffering: Sorry!

[@H3LIVM]

That game is literally my childhood man

[@dekucake]

So, some corrections, I really don't wanna be that guy, "🤓" type shit, but: A. Sorry! doesn't have the "pop-o-matic", what you're probably thinking of is Trouble, a game very similar to Sorry! And B. Speaking of games similar to Sorry!, there is a real game named Ludo that Sorry! and Trouble are inspired by.

[@nemesissombria]

That is Ludo with carts. That game destroyed friendships.

[@TheMattvf16]

I was thinking it was a version of Pasha/Pachisi/Paecheesi

[@Kabab33]

if you want more strategy then I recommend ‘keezen’ its almost the same except for no slides and you get a hand of cards to play.But you do need to play them all

[@Lesalledebains]

What is good is you can play what would normally be an adfest cashgrab game with an ad blocker. Since I'm on mobile it lets me play the little mobile game things without having a different random app taking my data to mix colors or something.

[@MaddMan621]

I agree, very cool having all these games in one app without hogging a bunch of storage, and NO ADS, its an awesome lil timewaster

[@cyanidenightshade]

The games remind of the games they used to have on DirecTV

[@charliemayfilms1550]

EXACTLYYYYY I get to try these stupid games without wasting space on my already full phone, and ad free. It’s silly and I enjoy it and I like wasting time with them.

[@thefrenchiestfry360]

I loved the mix colors from JPEGs game but damn it was filled with ads! The icing in the cake was realizing I could download a transparent makeup pallet and mix the colors myself in Ibis Paint lmao

[@thatoneguy9582]

instead it’s youtube taking your data, which doesn’t really matter since it already has it!

[@Tehsnakerer]

You have cursed me with doing a daily crossword for the last week

[@liriolira1772]

The us daily also gives you cross words, I guess. That one seemed really simple

[@nortalian549]

I don’t know if it is just me, but the daily crossword has a horrid glitch where after you play enough puzzles in the month, some of the earlier puzzles in the month suddenly are marked as incomplete. They are the same exact puzzle, but now your number of total complete goes down. Not only that, but if you decide to complete it again, the next one is now erroneously marked incomplete.

[@Imactuallymute]

Never would I expect to see one of my favorites here

[@VicerimusMortem]

The Yakuza Man....

[@68able2]

@@nortalian549i think you might be getting really close to finishing then getting distracted, i do that a bunch i always lose the daily bonus and i lost most of may lol

[@kaito0022]

So I can play phone trashy games without the ads? 10/10 feature of KZbin

[@charliemayfilms1550]

REAL YOU GET IT

[@PaladinJones]

I have some good news for you, Full Speed Racing IS actually on Steam Called "Drift Stage", however its not Outrun. its actually a full racing game that the dev reused to make Full Speed Racing...and has a tragic backstory, I'd recommend looking into that. I actually like Full Speed Racing and I go back to from time to time, cuz I think it might help the dev with Drift Stage in some way, hopefully

[@dado__]

I just went to try out Full Speed Racing and the music they're using it in pales to the original stuff what was written for the game. I recommend everyone check out Drift Stage Volume 1 by Myrone because it's so good it introduced me to the game rather than the other way around.

[@swr.nezumi]

care to elaborate a bit on the tragic backstory?

[@crtchicanery9605]

I had the same thought that it looks a hell of a lot like Drift Stage. It's just a ripoff though, not from the same devs at all. They said as much in Drift Stage's discussion page on Steam. For the uninitiated: Drift Stage is a retro throwback racer with a Kickstarter campaign that launched with a strong wave of support in 2015 and then quickly went silent with no explanation. I wasn't a backer then, but I was looking forward to the game and was disappointed by its disappearance. Upon looking to see if there's any connection, I'm shocked to discover that Drift Stage *finally* released in 2023. Mixed reviews, looks like a lot of people are still rightfully bitter about the Kickstarter. I might have to give it a try.

[@JrIcify]

Full Speed Racing is such a ripoff of Drift Stage that it's hilarious. If anyone enjoys that and wants to play a much better version, find the original demo of Drift Stage. The release version messed a lot of stuff up.

[@Andrewmanaguchi]

I was a kickstarter backer for that game. I even have a vinyl in the shape of the car. Sucks that it went through some turmoil. I've given up hope that it will ever make it is a full game. Full Speed is actually a rip off and illegally using the assets from Drift Stage. You can check the Steam forums for the devs comments on that. So if you do like the game I would try and support the original makers of those assets.

[@nilsboer2390]

ludo cars is an actual board game and in dutch it is called: ''mens erger je niet'' which gets translated to ''man dont get annoyed''

[@MadmanEpic]

appropriate title

[@MifuneShio]

I also think its called frusturation in UK, i remember owning it.

[@Jake-kt7ws]

I was watching it confused like "wait that's just sorry with cars"

[@haeloaway]

Same thing here in Germany

[@blu______]

I hate ludo

[@nicefighter]

the biggest impact youtube playables has made is in the cut the rope speedrunning community (since they're one of the few ways to play the original cut the rope and om nom run without ads)

[@ego-lay_atman-bay]

15:57 That's actually a board game called ludo (hence why the playable is called ludo karts), and as soon as I saw that game, I immediately recognized it as a (way more generic looking) board game that I used to play as a kid. Everything you described, except the cards,is in the original board game, even the need to roll a six to get out. Oh, and believe me, it's way more fun with friends, because you get to sabotage each others progress. Playing the game with a bunch of bots on the other hand... now that's depressing.

[@Mr.scooter-le8yo]

I also have that board game.

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Gotta love how he dunks on the bad reskinned board game so much but says the fucking idle game is pretty good.

[@ego-lay_atman-bay]

@@The-S-H3lf-Eater to be fair, the board game just drags on if you play with no friends, so I don't blame him.

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

​@@ego-lay_atman-bay I guess you are right. Still, I feel like almost all idle games are the same. You get a guy that does stuff, he gets money, you get a guy that does more stuff, and it goes on and on. Just like clicker games. Honestly, I really have a personal vendetta against these games because of a game serious called "Zombie highway", which had 3 games. Unfortunately, the creators of the game decided to completely abandon them for an idle game called "Egg, Inc" that got more attention despite the fact that it was unoriginal and way worse than the zombie highway games that were very creative. Fortunately, The first game and Drivers ed work perfectly fine. Unfortunately, the 2nd game has a daily missions system that works only when you are online despite the fact that you could literally just recycle some missions that you've already made, and the game has a progression system where you get new items and stuff by doing tasks, and 2 of them can be present at times. There are 2 tasks including the daily missions system. You can only get everything in the game if you grind out the game until you get enough gold.

[@linhhuynh9042]

Littiry horse race chess

[@theclasscalico]

I suspect that the biggest demographic playing these is children. It may not be well-known by an older demographic, but it wouldn't surprise me if a lot of kids are familiar.

[@kelza0]

I am currently 15 years old, and have access to these. I want to know what other ages have access to these

[@damiencouturee6240]

​@@kelza0Im 31, Ive tried a few out. Theyre not great pf course, but if you gotta kill an hour or so you can do worse.

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

​@@damiencouturee6240am over 20 an am level 40 in the conqure the map by yeeting your voters around in a battle of big numbers go brrrrr

[@L0rdOfThePies]

@@kelza0 im 17, saw them like last week, said i wasnt interested and i havent seen it since, the same deal with KZbin shorts Edit: after like a week or two its back, so it comes back faster than youtube shorts when you click not interested

[@charliemayfilms1550]

I’m 22 and I actually love these things. I mainly play the crossword and solitaire (sometimes hurdle) so idk what that says about me… but if I need a more mind-numbing distraction I’ve been known to play some of the others as well, mainly knife throw or dig it.

[@jodyjohnson265]

The funny thing is nobody asked for this feature but now I understand why they added this.

[@JackPierson-bd7hb]

I have some context on gojeck and the whole game snacks thing. I use to live in Singapore a country that has gojeck and some gojeck taxi cabs would have tablets in the back of the drivers seat for the passengers. They would have little HTML5 games on them so maybe that’s why gojeck made a deal with Google.

[@sponge1234ify]

Huh. Never saw them before, and I'm Indonesian who have used Gojek plenty, both for commute and occasional visits here and there when we're tired. Maybe you have to ask for it? Is this on the "deluxe ride" options? Though, I also got reminded of Tokopedia, an online shopping platform, that merged with Gojek rather recently. _They_ have occasional microgames for getting hyper-specific discounts on, so maybe this is where they're getting it from?

[@aristology6912]

There are some cut the rope levels that they managed to make impossible. Like in a level in the original game, the rope was slightly longer than in the KZbin version, so it’s impossible to compete in the KZbin version.

[@charleshamel9746]

So I'm not crazy! Awesome

[@enbybunny9940]

The goal of the playables is the same goal as shorts, to try and slowly make it so KZbin has a monopoly on every thing you could ever want out of a phone. Give it a couple years and if they feel the playables are popular enough, you’ll suddenly start seeing ads all over it.

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

X was made for this goal

[@DisLikedGamer]

I see the games if I scroll a little on the homepage. I pretty much went "Woah cut the rope haven't played that since I was a kid" and kill 10 minutes on it every once in a while.

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

Tbh when I wanna play cut the rope I just use my 3DS

[@bonelessman56]

Ludo Karts is a board game that I used to play with my parents and aunt, the boardgame was called "non ti arrabbiare" (it translates to "don't get angry") and only difference is that once you do a full loop of with your pawn that pawn is taken off the board and the first one who remains with no pawns wins... This game is why I don't visit my parents nor my aunt anymore

[@ego-lay_atman-bay]

It's called many things in different countries (look at wikipedia), but it was, and is more commonly recognized as ludo.

[@thefanfinfulo]

Ti giuro, quel gioco è peggio di Jumanji, non siamo mai riusciti a finire una partita 😂

[@bonelessman56]

@@thefanfinfulo altro che Risiko...

[@charliemayfilms1550]

I’ve seen a few different comments mentioning that this game in their language translates as something akin to don’t get angry/annoyed and given how it seems, I find that absolutely hilarious.

[@ShockMicro]

I remember one day I was in voice call with a few other folks when we discovered KZbin Playables. We browsed around a bit but ultimately got completely fixated on Draw Climbers. It's the same handful of levels on repeat, against *totally real opponents*, but it was really fun jumping down the rabbit hole of everything wrong with it and winning with the most ridiculous shapes. It turns out the physics is actually VERY different when in slow motion including gravity seemingly not working at all? One of the strats to win was just flinging the opponent off the map using bullettime. Stayed up past 3am watching that. Good if you want something to melt your brain out of your skull!

[@spongeintheshoe]

If anything, the problem with Merge Heroes is that it isn’t slow enough. There’s no prep time between waves, so you’re constantly upgrading things on the fly while enemies march through your defenses largely unimpeded.

[@benedictDover]

Exactly. It doesn't help that said upgrades are too expensive, too infrequent, and not nearly impactful enough - merging a hero to the next level only increases its damage output by single digit numbers. Meanwhile, enemy health inflates by hundreds, sometimes thousands of points every wave. The only way to realistically win some waves is to try and slow the enemies down enough for the fireball powerup's cooldown to reset, damaging them enough for you to tickle them to death.

[@Lycaon1765]

They won't stay adless for long, if they even survive. But right now it's a good spot to actually be able to play those damn scam games you always see in ads cuz they don't have any microtransations or ads!

[@croissantdaily5223]

Fun fact about running pet dec room, it used to be an entirely different Garfield themed running game till they switched all the assets to non Garfield ones, was one of the saddest days of my life

[@gothnerd887]

I once had a dream that a cyborg used KZbin to play a Skyrim themed MMORPG.

[@yac2d]

Ok, Just post in r/tomastheplanengine

[@psychopianist630]

​@@yac2d r/thomastheplankengine*

[@yac2d]

@@psychopianist630 ok, ty

[@ExtremeWreck]

The mere thought of these existing gives me similar vibes to a 6 year old asking me if I have any games on my phone(and I don't even have a phone).

[@BlazingStorm8895]

I found out they had Cut The Rope on here a month or two ago. Feels pretty good, but some levels are really hard to get 3 stars in, and I’m convinced at least one of them is impossible due to the way the level and/or the physics are in the KZbin port. 7-8/10, they probably won’t ever get bug fixes

[@davispo7550]

Yeah not being able to 3-star killed my desire to play on KZbin. I lucked into one 3-star by ramming my head into a brick wall, and one of them is just downright impossible (I think it was in box 8)

[@percyswing]

I thought some levels were impossible too, but if you turn your phone sideways to get a wider screen, you can get a wider box! This made a couple levels so much easier

[@davispo7550]

@@percyswing The levels I found impossible were all gravity-based though. The candy falls slower and thus can't dip as low to collect certain stars while bubbled like it should

[@percyswing]

@@davispo7550 Oh, are you talking about Valentine Box level 5? In that one you're supposed to cut the top right rope and quickly pop the bubble so the candies merge, then launch it down. I've completed every box except mechanical so I'm pretty sure they're all possible. If that's not it, that's definitely disappointing :( still the best way to play cut the rope though lol

[@BlazingStorm8895]

@@percyswing phone? I was using a computer The level I couldn’t 3 star might have been either in the Tool Box or the Magic Box, and it was one where there were 2 sets of hats with the openings pointed upwards, a bubble in between them, 1-2 timed stars, and Om Nom in the middle above them all

[@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard]

I actually love having mindless games to play while I watch KZbin! I hope they stay ad free even though it’s know they won’t. It’d be nice if there was a dedicated spot for a miniplayer in the games so I could see my video though.

[@SeamanLord]

Tomb of the mask was almost an amazing game rendered near unplayable because you’ll get an ad 2-4 times a level

[@Scampwick69]

I've played like half these games on mobile(I love slop) so these just being there in my browser with no adds is actually really cool

[@saltymarshmallows316]

same haha. hypercasual games are a guilty pleasure of mine, so getting to play them without the constant ads is actually quite nice

[@charliemayfilms1550]

Frrr sometimes I want to play those games but I can’t bc my phone is too full and I hate ads so it’s actually nice

[@lukecwolf]

Something to note about these games is that they are prominent on mobile over desktop. They are the 6-7th thing i scroll through, after 2 recommended playlists, 1-2 videos, 2 shorts. I'm a working 20s adult who got into the habit of using my phone for internet during the pandemic, and I can't escape the nostalgia of seeing cut the rope recommended. It's a marvel of coding years after the death of flash, and KZbin is definitely trying to market these to kids to the older and younger demographics more likely to use mobile than desktop.

[@lukecwolf]

At one point, I'm happy that kids and soccer moms are playing these without the intrusive ads or need to spend money. In another regard, it's kind of ridiculous Google's engineeers have given up trying to fix the site and got more productive porting games

[@Shromply]

you know its gonna be good when the poster child for good vibes is a stolen game with a new coat of paint

[@kkoal1]

There is already a TON more they’re just cranking these out and still with out ads is wild

[@yawnyawnmusic]

I only just found out about Playables today. My theory is that they are somehow supposed to appeal to the KZbin Kids market, as kids are the only market I could see spending much time playing these games. I'm not sure how accessible they are on mobile atm, but I could see them being some sort of easier alternative for kids to play these sorts of games rather than downloading them randomly from app stores.

[@Mostly_Roblox]

This is just like the instant play games in Samsung's Gaming Hub

[@DeuxisWasTaken]

Google is extremely familiar with the EEE and ensh***ification business model. They're one of its all time masters. They're not gonna put annoying ads there when nobody uses it - they're gonna make it seem like it's free fun with no strings attached, develop and nurture a games ecosystem forced to use their ads API, and as soon as it's big enough to sustain itself on its own network effect (like, for example, KZbin) they're gonna implement ads, take a big cut from every game's ad revenue and happily sit on top of a pipeline of free money. I'm sure they've been kicking themselves for not implementing the same model for Android, the way Apple did with their App Store. Having control of a centralised point in an app ecosystem that enables you to just take a cut from others' earnings is big tech's golden goose.

[@Jesterman]

So funny thing about the Angry Birds game. It's actually a port of the Angry Birds Facebook Messager game, instead of any of the actual games on the app store. As far as I can tell, it doesn't have any substantial changes other than all the matches being against bots.

[@AKAProm]

seeing the google doodles at first felt weird but then I had to remember that KZbin is owned by Google so actually it checks out. If the assets were touched up I'd say this is a great place to add those games. Those google doodle games have quite the surprisingly passionate fanbase.

[@Insert.Oregano]

When i saw Cut The Rope pop up on the playables tab on mobile, i clicked out of curiosity and ive been playing it a bit at a time during breaks at work lol

[@Sanichotdog887]

Angry Birds showdown is actually a KZbin playables port of angry birds for Facebook messenger, the Facebook messenger Version has actual multiplayer unlike the KZbin playables version

[@Ollicom13]

Fun fact about the cats at 22:52 ! The black cat from the Academy game is named Momo, and the Calico is named Lucky! Lucky is actually from a google doodle called Champion island! Also, seeing as I see their cute little interaction as romantic… THESE KITTIES ARE GAY!! 🎉🎉🎉

[@genericname2747]

I'm glad to see the cats again

[@mcleslieplayz4921]

OH MY GOD WOWWWIEIIEIEEEE!!!!!

[@moonielivee4836]

The best gay cats

[@proton..]

lesbian cats 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@LemonbreadSC]

or they're friends. But either way it's one of the nicer things google brought into this world :D

[@AwesomeDwarves]

I got to play playables early on mobile and I immediately left the feedback: "Why can't I watch videos *while* playing the game?"

[@-starrysunrise-2908]

I like the youtube playables version of color match bc the mobile version has the objects TALKING with text-to-speech, and they alternate between taunting you and giving _unprompted_ tips. I don't need tips in a game like that! Especially if I didn't ask for them!! There's also a weird currency system where you auction off the things you painted so you can buy more things to paint?? And the ads suck but I have one of those adblock vpns that's probably giving me a virus 😎

[@FelineFelon42]

I actually found these on my youtube homepage a little while ago. Tbh I thought they were ads at first, but then I remembered I've been using an ad blocker for bloody ages and payed closer attention. I mean, now I know where the crappy games from the TTS "[blank] of Reddit..." YT shorts come from, I guess. Cut the Rope is genuinely pretty good tho, so that's been fun

[@lnterest-ing]

22:13 i love the tiny little cyber grind sting, very funny

[@Phoenix-bu9ml]

Gopro jumpscare

[@redmii69]

I remember seeing them a few months back actually on the homepage. For what they were worth, I had a ton of fun with them, especially Draw Climber.

[@appointmenteer]

this is a really cool video! your style reminds me of jan misali which is epic. i havent touched the playables at all but maybe ill check them out now just for the lols. subscribed, cant wait for more

[@Banana_Satan]

16:08 this is actually a fairly common czech board game, but it looks very different and doesn't have the special cards (the name is člověče nezlob se)

[@tarblade1448]

Seeing magic cat academy made me happy, then I was immediately depressed learning it wasn't an hd port. I know people who would actually die for that cat, this is not hyperbole.

[@chusru8580]

what's funny is I would enjoy more than half of these, because I've played more than half of these on play store, especially paint by number, I love those games

[@HammMann]

5:59 *_HOLY SHIT HE DID THE BONGCLOUD OPENING_*

[@BigDrummy]

they just removed fullspeed racing, the one good game they had going for them 💀💀

[@hobqueer]

Honestly this is an amazing video for preservation purposes, most likely this will be phased out with zero documentation other than this ❤ Also super entertaining :00

[@DankRedditMemes]

These have literally been showing up in my front page, and not just in the sidebar

[@felicityc]

btw very good video will probably go even more viral. didn't even notice you are a really small creator. keep it up at this quality and you will do amazing :3

[@TopFurret]

Played Words of Wonder for a while to wind down for bed. It's so bare bones basic that it actually works well as a sleep aid.

[@Ellie_09]

Ludo karts is just Sorry but worse, because at least playing it in person lets you have the joy of watching everyone slowly go insane with some funny banter between, also the pop noise from the dice rolling thing is great!

[@Ducky_WCUE_1]

Browser games have been a life saver for me. I lost my Prevage to has any games other then this one (I kinda hate it now :[) and Ik what you might be thinking, “why don’t you just get games in secret and delete them before your parents find out?” It’s weird if they look at my battery usage or screen time and see 70% of it is on a deleted app. With KZbin (which I can only use for crochet videos) I have a reason to be on it :) use some, or we’ll, a lot, are bad but some are good enough for me

[@pinnochiosVices]

they removed fullspeed racing :(

[@BlujiBerries]

so I randomly decided to play “find out” a few weeks ago. I got done with all the levels, then discovered they have a weird afk tycoon mode…? you can collect artifacts from each level, and then those generate income in your museum. anyways, it glitched after a few hours and gave me an infinite amount of money. I “completed” everything in a few minutes. clearly a high quality game!

[@StevenAcunaBG05]

Hey guys, I'm traveling from the year 2032 to let you know KZbin is the largest game streaming service on the Internet. We still don't know how it happened

[@crocus8080]

With color pixel art, on desktop, you can click and hold still for a bit to activate the pencil. I happen to like gruntwork lol

[@RollingLine]

THEY REMOVED FULL SPEED RACING

[@lilhedgehog8576]

7:01 actually you can color multiple pictures in at once, but you have to press your finger and hold it down until a little pencil icon, pops up on the top left of the screen and then you can color in the pixels, but it’s very annoying and I prefer the pixel art app with the chameleon on it.

[@oy_oy_]

A lot of these I recognise as mobile games. I think they're all games without ads.

[@lillycutie3806]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that was so confused when the youtube playables came up in my feed. Thanks for the enlightenment with these.

[@KKHell]

Welp, this is going to be in the Google Graveyard in about a year or two.

[@Dergy]

Thanks for calling it a Bejeweled clone and not a Candy Crush clone 🙏

[@alpine8590]

22:15 Man that aint V1 ultrakill thats V1 basicresurrect

[@Phoenix-bu9ml]

Top 5 scaries jumpscares: (Scary Alert!!!) numero uno: Gopro jumpscare

[@Foxy02016]

I was surprised originally, but I started paying the drawing wheels game (I used to play it already), as well as find the alien, and it’s just really fun to play these without ads and being on KZbin just makes it feel weird and quirky

[@charliemayfilms1550]

I get you bro

[@deathsia250]

LOL! I shit you not, at 29:09 I was literally saying: Come on, put in the MGS3 music, you know you have to..." and as if on cue it plays 3 seconds later and I lost it laughing!XD

[@canjica_]

First vid of yours that I got and I already vibe hard with it's format

[@felicityc]

re: pretend players. there's a game called cyber hunters which is a moba cross-platform mobile/steam (which is kind of hilarious but the high elo meta isn't aim based so it almost doesn't matter later on when I started to get matched against the tryhards. funny when people were spectating me sniping though and I could tag people at max draw distance), it literally spawns in bots behind you or near you, sometimes literally popping into thin air, to give you the impression there is actually stuff going on. in a match with supposedly dozens of players usually maybe 4 or 5 are real players, so the only part of the game that feels real is near the end when the circle is really tight. it was just so funny... charlie played it and thought he was a god or whatever but it's just all bots. it's an interesting way to make you feel like you're good. the best part was that they weren't obviously bot names... they may have even been stolen from other players. just by the names alone and the randomized country flags, it would be hard to tell who was/wasn't real.

[@Pokemanic33]

I know Gamesnacks from a game portal built into Google Play Games, I play a couple of the titles from time to time when I'm wasting time on the couch. My guess as to why they're on KZbin and also to why they're so underdeveloped is that they're developed by Google so it's easy to just toss them on whatever infrastructure they have laying around.

[@ohnothepineappleohno1524]

was wondering about these things when your video popped up:) really interesting topic and i really enjoyed the commentary!

[@MIKKSDH]

I DO remember bubble trouble.... But when I looked it up to play it the other day, I learned it's actually called "BUBBLE STRUGGLE"... Messed with my brain

[@scythicle6057]

holy shit i talked to this guy somewhat often like 3 years ago and now he's in my recommended?? with a very well made video?? crazy

[@BurningNight314]

That monetization guide at the end for GameSnacks is crazy. "make sure there is an opportunity for an ad at least once a minute". Even if a game doesn't actually have ads once a minute, designing a game such that you can never have a full minute of uninterrupted gameplay sounds horrible.

[@MadmanEpic]

explains the annoying level thing I suppose

[@roguegamer1173]

Why is my favourite division youtuber branching out into variety content?

[@MadmanEpic]

I will not be bound

[@End3r_071]

smh my head my head i think that halo forge guy is cooler

[@crimsonDestroyer]

The on-screen text for Element Blocks is the name of the next game, Emoji Puzzle.

[@RedShedG]

That 1.6k views jumpscared me, i expected wayyyy more

[@pachicore]

Good thing about game 35 is that there is a game like that on steam for like 5 dollars. It's called Buck Up and Drive! You can even do tricks with motion inputs

[@n3rd_th1ng]

tbh that one block game goes crazy

[@VeeFerns]

the only ones I played were cut the rope, which I 100%ed, rainy boba café, and magic cat academy. as a result of this video I tried full speed racing but I couldn't get into it because there was no way to invert the controls

[@augustleded]

me and my dad have youtube premium and found out youtube had games. i never saw the option pop up often so i never really used it, but my dad used it every couple days and i remember him liking it. i don't think games on youtube necessarily fit with the service itself, but it's not inherently bad as much as it is misguided

[@michaelbyrnes7019]

I did the exact same thing back in february with the intention of making my own video, but I couldn't come up with much to say about each game. I'm glad someone else made a video about them. Ludokarts was the worst one for me as well.

[@redcoat6698]

Having played plenty of ludo carts, or Sorry! as it’s proper English name is, I will say that it is significantly better when playing in person, usually with my grandparents for me. Each turn is normally around 5 seconds between roll and move, so it keeps up a super fast pace. Think more like 6 minute rounds instead of like 30.

[@gregariosity]

Ludo, Sorry!, Trouble/Frustration, and Parcheesi are all trademarked versions of the ancient Indian game Pachisi. Ludo was the original English-language version, and Parcheesi was the first American version. Sorry! is probably the most different bc of the cards with special effects

[@nintendoboy3605]

So I've played a decent amount of Cut The Rope on KZbin and and I am convinced 13-22 on that version of Cut The Rope is impossible. One of the 2 halfs of the candies gets left behind in the auto scrolling, which results in a loss. Edit: If you play it on a computer its actually possible.

[@Gizzor]

speaking of idle games, go play trimps, you will either get sucked in or absolutely confounded that people play it

[@scarletpathcat]

They should make a section of these games just for preserving a number of Google Doodles and make it something that feels official. People love to go back to certain nostalgic doodles that had decent gameplay, so it'd drive a lot more people to playables tbh

[@BlackXixo]

I don't have that section. My discrimination lawsuit will be handed shortly, team youtube.

[@startaru]

this video instantly motivated me to make a voiceover commentary ish video, which ive been wanting to do for months. thanks! but this video itself was straight to the point and fun to watch, the best type of video. good job! :) and, at 14:24 theres PERSONA MUSIC!!! that makes every video better!! ❤

[@Nathaniel-lb3mq]

its gone again

[@BicheTordue]

nice to see youtube return to their roots but nothing is gonna beat playing snake in the player while watching a video

[@MadmanEpic]

I was going to include loading screen snake as a joke 80th game but then I found out it was removed and was overwhelmed with grief

[@Obumzo_sauce]

15:59 fun fact: this is inspired by the Dutch (I don’t actually know if it originated from the Netherlands but it’s the only language I could find it in) board game: mens erger je niet (crude translation incoming; dude don’t take it seriously) and it is meant to be as annoying as possible by being so tedious. It also is so annoying when your lil guy gets taken to the start again.

[@wasserkatze7822]

germany also has it under "mensch ärger dich nicht", a staple of board games to play with your grandma when you're 5

[@Obumzo_sauce]

@@wasserkatze7822 exactly, I didn’t know it was also known in Germany. Thanks :]

[@kubula5312]

Also known in Poland. Here it is called "chińczyk" which literally means "chinese"

[@polk1203]

om nom run is less based off of cut the rope and more so based on the recent seasons of om nom stories. Trust me, he's done more than sit in a box nowadays. He has a home, he has a wife/gf named om-nelle and kid named nibble-nom, he tried to be a youtuber for a bit (I'm not kidding) he's traveled across the world, tried to run his own restaurant and, of course, he and om-nelle have been and are super heroes: The super noms, which is what om nom run is based on.

[@xman9354]

Playstation 5 has no games. KZbin has games

[@inkling457]

Some of these run TERRIBLY on an actual phone. The "mobile ad games" especially. Which is ironic, because they work JUST FINE in an actual app.