I Enrolled In Jake Paul's Business School

[@maab9446]

y’all know this was a scam meant for kids when he has a whole aSS LETTER FOR PARENTS SECTION💀💀

[@appleglassjuice11]

This comment fits your pfp so well

[@tiffymarie0305]

He didn't even need to have to scam the kids cuz the KZbin commenters are doing it themselves🤣🤣

[@lifeoftalise4390]

Yes, well I know it is

[@fenbyrat]

"they say we're entitled and lazy." no Jake they say YOU are and they aren't wrong.

[@grahamturner2640]

stinky rat kid Jake does have to “work” a lot to keep his position on KZbin.

[@thehazardousenviorment7885]

@@grahamturner2640 so hes a shit ass

[@BillClinton228]

Successful people don't sell courses. You don't see Warren Buffet selling "secrets to getting rich quick", people who sell these kinds of courses arent very successful to begin with. Jake Paul isn't making as much money as he used to, that's why he's constantly coming up with these schemes.

[@hayakaki2442]

Antenna Wilde e

[@arjunarun3033]

@Kartik they flaunt with their stocks

[@unicornalq11]

The implication that Jake thinks he’s smarter than people who’ve actually had an education...

[@OkayJournayDay]

If your goal is to have a lot of money then he is smarter. If you think about Overall intelligence then ofc not

[@Jack-rk7jc]

@@OkayJournayDay I mean he makes videos for children. It doesn't take a genius to know they're the biggest demographic, therefore the most profitable. It's the way the movie industry has been for years, and a large portion of the entertainment industry in general. He should be grateful for whoever took him out of Ohio and got him on Disney. That could have happened to any white-bread kid from middle-America with mild good looks. So it's a combination of luck and someone else's good business decisions that led him where he is today. Which is scraping the bottom of the barrel, ethically and artistically. If he was smart, he would've just stayed on Disney until a better project came up to propel him. Either that or he could've done the same thing he's doing now, but instead of being an asshole and a bad example to kids across the nation, he could be setting a good example, even if it's fake and not who he is. He's already choked out his morals, so he'd benefit more from portraying a positive, chill or fun role model for kids. That way he'd get way more brand deals and he'd easily make friends with the big brands and rub shoulders with industry giants by now. He'd be everywhere, brands would be fighting over getting him on their products and ads. Which is why you probably saw him everywhere more like 3 years ago when he was still that guy and still working for disney. I remember seeing some of his modeling photos on the back of a menu at downtown Disney around 2017 lol instead he took bieber and miley's career path and sped it up by x10

[@luwaki]

unicornalq11 the thing is i wouldnt define intelligence over how much you know, but more about how good you are at learning and adapting to things, intelligence is more the ability to gain knowledge than the knowlegde itself, but i also dont think that jake has a lot of that ability tbh

[@Salmonella_18]

The audacity*

[@winterbonnie7500]

@@OkayJournayDay not really since jake had a machine behind here from jump.if he had done all this alone,then maybe he could have a class but thats not the case

[@Nick-lz5lx]

Jake genuinely triggers me. Like I can’t even look at him without feeling anger, dread, and disgust. He looks and acts just like some of the people who bullied me in high school. And to know how successful he is, and how much of an influence he has, scares the shit out of me.

[@farlonmuentes6004]

just be glad that even if you are not as famous or "successful" as him. you know there are people liked you for who you are. jake lives in the moment where still people go with him because he is still clawing for relevancy but when all of that runs out, he will know that nobody liked him for who he was. his lifestyle is the only reason that people even admire him.

[@delusion5867]

@@farlonmuentes6004 jake paul is a master manipulator too. Why do you think he's good at selling shit to kids?

[@marvinkem3201]

He actually was a bully in high school.

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

@@marvinkem3201 doesn’t surprise me lol

[@Random-sk6hm]

Fr he definetly gives me those vibes and there's such a sense of entitlement from him and I don't just mean because of his KZbin success, he seems likes he was very privileged and middle-class entitled before he even started KZbin. I'm British but to me he looks exactly like what a Trump supporter and I can't help but think this every time I look at him

[@DrNJ-km3tt]

I'm 100% sure Jake Paul was the Nigerian Prince that used to email me

[@toripayne1802]

I haven’t laughed at a comment so hard in such a long time lol this was good

[@mamakbear1154]

How do I retweet a KZbin comment

[@amy1799]

He’s the Nigerian Princess that Michael Scott was paying for

[@wuestion9473]

indp. iv :/

[@DrNJ-km3tt]

@indp. iv thank you

[@vurity399]

“Quit your job and *fire your boss* “ ... Jake I don’t thi-.. I don’t think that’s how it works.

[@Tanner_Shelton]

Move out of your house and convict your parents

[@gracieisokay6879]

@@Tanner_Shelton escape jail and arrest the guard

[@Tanner_Shelton]

@@van-hieuvo8208 I know what I said

[@SotonskaTamburica]

I CANT DEAL THIS SENT ME

[@Bobby_Duggy94]

Take a shit and flush your ass.

[@Hitchcock00Starlet]

Hey, so a "movement" with a paywall isn't a movement, it's a scam.

[@isabelgonzalez4662]

Hitchcock00Starlet maybe we can get some Movement Marler Boss babes or Huns trying to show you a new opportunity for financial freedom all from the Internet

[@TelkaP]

@@isabelgonzalez4662 that would be the most interesting and terrifying cross-collab.

[@Jabadamazo]

The correct attitude toward college in my mind is that it is absolutely necessary for some professions, but it is not absolutely necessary to attend college to have a comfortable life. Don't get me wrong - the US needs a major reform in our education system from the ground up at every grade level, but being blanket anti-college is just stupid.

[@shivanipathak5380]

If you think US education system needs reform you should take a look at Indian education system. I can rant about it all day long.

[@shivanipathak5380]

@@vibepolice499 yes but it does make it relatively better

[@medinirajan5702]

@@shivanipathak5380 As an Indian, the Indian education system sucks, but the American one is definitely worse. The good ones are Sweden, Norway etc.

[@futurehofer1564]

I mean people do things like anthropology and expect to make money like....nah fam

[@nottobetakenseriousjustjok6308]

@@futurehofer1564 You can make alot of money from Anthropology though. And it's interesting too.

[@GoldenJayTime]

"quit school, quit your job" is just straight up something cults tell you to do. this is uncomfortable for so many reasons.

[@adri5333]

It’s not a cult it’s just a scam

[@brookeb2227]

Reminds me of Amway. My college roommates were in Amway, aka pyramid scheme and very much a cult. And there were a lot of people telling my roommates to drop out of school. One of them got very sick, like in and out of the hospital having surgery sick. She decided that something in her life needed to go so she could continue seeing doctors, while also continuing her masters, and her job as a TA. Her upline kept telling her to drop out, then switched to telling her she didn’t really need to go to the doctor. They did a lot of weird culty things. But the quitting their jobs, quitting school, thing was thrown around A LOT.

[@cronky802]

“Thought leader” like wtf

[@loveisinfinite1997]

I fired my boss as Father Jake hath wanted and now I am without employment, but it's ok I'm sure the money will come flowing in soon :^D

[@megrae9022]

Yes I noticed that! I literally paused the video and took a moment when he said that.

[@brithany2022]

Therapist: the kurtis chair doesn't exist. The kurtis chair:

[@AnnastaciaC]

"Sit that handsome ass on my face and talk to a camera"

[@rzwaida6839]

My mum thought I was watching porn

[@rocio7450]

*T H E K U R T A I S*

[@brithany2022]

@@rocio7450 lmao i didnt even notice thank you 😂

[@leigha.3098]

I feel honored that I was here for both “kurtais” and “kurtis”

[@kaitlynfulmore6402]

the extra greeting just hits different when you’re feeling down

[@ajones2367]

Kaitlyn Fulmore I’m having the worst day of my life and that extra greeting made my heart go Z O O M 🤸🏾‍♀️

[@mariamkhaled2649]

sth just doesn't feel right this year

[@kaitlyn9213]

Em this is irrelevant but I've never seen someone with the same spelling as me 😂

[@slowyourroll1146]

I'm on my period and it makes ne feel so happy to watch a Kurtis vid 🥰

[@kayladenette5872]

For real it legit makes me smile like every time

[@katemiller3796]

Being an influencer isn’t an essential “job”. If you are lucky (and YES luck is a BIG PART OF IT), you can make a living. But it sucks that Jake Paul is just trashing on valuable careers. YES, our college debt is crazy high, and we do need to solve that problem and the other financial problems that our generation has inherited. But the solution isn’t to just stop pursuing those careers. While in a perfect world we would all be doing careers that we absolutely love doing 100% of the time and making a shit ton of money, life isn’t like that. We need people to do the 9-5 jobs. And we need to value and show appreciation to the workers who do what society considers “low skill” like fast food employees and retail workers. Those are some of the hardest and least paid jobs that are absolutely essential to a productive society

[@M00NH4X]

Beautifully said

[@annashaju4219]

I’m waiting for Jake’s “Kurtis is a Bully“ video.

[@silverjetplane]

Lol that'd be a great channel boost. And impossibly hilarious haha can u imagine

[@ronvernicamarie6050]

HAHA YEEESSS!!! 😂

[@yamoyams6625]

Just chow he did with Cody Ko

[@daniboy4153]

*has Vietnam Flashbacks* We all know how that went down

[@FishCop22]

The fact that he confronted someone who just got a fresh cut too lmao

[@AlmostAlice]

He sounds like someone from your high school 40 years later trying to sell you a pyramid scheme over facebook

[@jiya5445]

It’s me. I’m “he”

[@Saibellus]

Jake Paul has a huge ego, and it doesn't permit him to admit that he got famous on pure chance or that he makes content for 8 year olds. He keeps trying to make these unsuccessful "business" moves that are about 15 years out of his demographic age range, and they have to be costing him money when you consider effort/time/getting websites coded/graphic design/etc etc vs his more popular videos. And yet he keeps trying! He just cannot accept that he isn't a psychological genius that cracked the success code, and that his child fand give zero shits about it.

[@Hi-dx5jt]

@@Saibellus um yah…so many youtubers have pointed this out…..nice discovery

[@ranniwolves]

@@Hi-dx5jt u realize that comment is over a year old bruh

[@Hi-dx5jt]

@@ranniwolves mmmmmmmm

[@jackhumann8270]

“Why are there rich 20 year olds and broke 40 year olds,” cause some people have the integrity not to take advantage of children jake.

[@mikegarcia339]

that intro was top notch. imagine being a person who's never watched kurtis for this to be their first video.

[@chrisgomez860]

👍👍

[@carolinepage4830]

Lmfao lmfao im dying 💀

[@shikadragon]

PERIOD

[@xilitla.]

@Fen Vulpeus lichrally !!!

[@calvinhache6307]

The worst part is Jake Paul assumes everyone goes to college/university to get a job. I study at university because I am passionate about what I'm learning.

[@sahafchowdhury308]

i doubt jake paul knows much about learning 😭😭

[@Heather-ip8sd]

@@sahafchowdhury308 fr

[@aurora610]

What are u learning?:)

[@goldenwolfae]

over the years he looks like he hates his life and career but realistically he cant do anything else so that's why its so difficult to understand for him

[@nopenotatall397]

hell yeah!!

[@ac4601]

really telling that he has a “letter to parents” and his entire marketing strategy is based on the assumption that the people buying into this course will all be young enough to need their parents permission.

[@stephanieg9004]

I'm wondering if this was before or after he went on the creepy uncle of KZbin's video and said he doesn't manipulate children

[@pongo1342]

@@stephanieg9004 what are you on about

[@pilar8323]

@@pongo1342 I think the creepy uncle is Shane Dawson

[@ohhfree5952]

lol, the fact that he has a letter to parents on his website shows that it's literally targeted to kids

[@ThungStudios]

nothing says "freedom movement" like being required to pay someone $20 a month to be a part of it

[@muggz7752]

Aiden Studios Roach jr???

[@ThungStudios]

@@muggz7752 my dad blazes hard

[@BlackMetalUpTheAss]

america bby

[@Alicia19652]

Jake Paul didn’t even earn the fame himself, he got all of that from his brother. His brother happened to get famous on the vine by luck and Jake Paul happened to be his brother so that’s the only reason why he’s even famous.

[@kalreynolds5829]

And then JP also managed to get a contract with Disney for one of their cheap crap teen shows, which he also managed to get himself fired off of.

[@pandabear8862]

We also have that in Brazil. Which is the case with Felipe and Luccas Neto. Felipe was gaining a crap ton of fame, which he deserved, he had a style that was preety close to Kurtis' with the commentary videos and then his brother started a KZbin channel that also gained a lot of fame. I'm not saying his brother is untalented today, because he has like 7 kids movies on Netflix, a load of toys and merch in circulation, and is one of the biggest names in Brazilian kid's KZbin, but in the beginning of his channel, it was preety crappy. Now the both of them have a couple of the highest subscription counts in the world, and Felipe was on the new york times' 100 most influential people in the world. Anyway, I just like sharing random Brazilian trivia

[@farlonmuentes6004]

@@kalreynolds5829 imagine being fired from a show that nobody watches and what's worse is he's not even the lead actor in it.

[@kalreynolds5829]

@@farlonmuentes6004 Truly a spectacular performance. That's why they're such scum with their fake course nonsense, they're failing upwards. They already had money, they came from money, that's how they get more of it. Getting dropped by DIsney doesn't matter, because they already had money. And they got that money from having money. Thank god we were spared a Paul going full Ariana Grande and actually becoming a success off of Disney. For once, I feel I don't live in the darkest timeline.

[@shaf2317]

that intro was top notch. imagine being a person who's never watched kurtis for this to be their first video.

[@weewoo2306]

jelly bunny i am a new viewer. i am impressed.

[@ImNotTheOriginal]

@@weewoo2306 sames lollllll

[@yamoyams6625]

Lauren Drawbaugh welcome to kurtisland!!

[@janemccarthy1848]

Kurtis make you wanna subscribe twice

[@izabella4823]

That's my first video and I have no clue of what's happening

[@maddietaylor7748]

“Are your parents happy are they living the life they wanted?” Um yes? They have a farm to retire to in less than five years and still love their jobs 🤷🏻‍♀️ not everyone who isn’t famous hates their life sir

[@leahdavis9434]

Money increases happiness up to the point that you can afford the things you need and don't have to break yourself to save for the things you want and then it rapidly decreases the more you have after that.

[@buzzbee4874]

Leah Davis Money can help you gain happiness but money doesn’t = happiness

[@011mph]

@indp. iv exactly. There's been numerous psychology studies that show that money can increase happiness only to a certain point. Like if your money brings you out of poverty then of course it can make you happier, but after making a certain income, it no longer has an affect on happiness.

[@IamLegendAnon]

Yeah, the only disappointment in my parents' lives is me.

[@Delta806]

@@leahdavis9434can’t confirm but I remember hearing somewhere that the amount is around $200,000-$240,000

[@Phd366]

It's ironic how he says that "society demands us to whatever" but he is the one flexing his cars, etc to young people hahahaha he is ridiculous

[@DevilManN111]

But that doesn't fit the narrative Jake was trying to paint so ignore that, right?

[@purpleactivist6810]

@@DevilManN111 what narrative? The dude is incoherent.

[@tylerthedeleter]

@@purpleactivist6810 yeah that's what he's saying

[@jupiteristhecoolest]

I’m gonna need a fanfic about Kurtis and that chair

[@dahyun1036]

Same

[@soapthesoap]

Me, someone who has never written any sort of fanfic: *seriously contemplates writing a short story about this*

[@jupiteristhecoolest]

@@soapthesoap do ittttt

[@gallezya]

thinking of shocking my 70 wattpad followers (even tho i restart my whole acc lol) who only knows me bcs of my serious bl ff with kurtis x chair satire ff...

[@koiifsh]

kurtis always felt tied to his chair. this made sense, since he was a youtuber- a lot of his time was spent in this chair, filming, scriptwriting, editing -it was part of his job to sit in this chair. this is also true for many other people. many jobs involve sitting still for extended periods of time, and kurtis was glad that he knew for sure that there would always be some people who related to this part of his life. perhaps less relatable, however, was the fact that this chair talked. kurtis supposed the chair was infatuated with him, for a reason known by no one except the chair itself. when he was away, its voice haunted his thoughts, constantly asking, begging to be sat on. needless to say, it was off-putting. he tried his best to ignore it at first. as that proved to be increasingly difficult, he would then start to strike up conversation with the chair. this, however, always resulted in a confusing and unpleasant experience. kurtis learned things he knew he was never meant to learn. as you can imagine, he soon became tired of this chair. one night, while all the world was quiet and the sky appeared as deep as the ocean, he dragged the chair out of his house, wrapped and tied up inside a large garbage bag, and drove away with it as far as he could. he dropped it off on the side of a road somewhere he was glad he didn't remember.

[@SemiIocon]

"He got fired from Disney, weird to put it onto your website" I guess it's just like when you have to beef up your application papers, so you list any and every job you ever had, no matter how it went.

[@nevermindgaming6848]

Well I mean who doesn't want to work for Disney

[@daniboy4153]

I don't think anybody wants to work at Disney anymore

[@Not_Pie]

Dani Boy people unaware of Disney’s issues such as kids probably do. Can’t imagine anyone else would

[@neegas3490]

@@daniboy4153 I would only work for Disney for the clout

[@ramyeonetond]

The intro is like a goddamn fever dream wtf kurtis

[@lucian1985]

It's goddamn chaotic

[@cj3802]

I was about to comment this

[@froggyel]

@@retardwithfas3745 oh god

[@idoneakw9996]

Hahaha

[@cas6174]

David Greenleaf that chair was def horny

[@salem5646]

sorry can't spend the 7 dollars on express vpn, i need that money for jake paul's school

[@jennas9033]

You don't have any replies when you have over 1.7k likes, so I'm gonna fix that

[@eliot92]

Jen Seedling thanks for taking one for the team

[@rach1793]

Lol same energy

[@justjulie1113]

8:42 personal timestamp cuz this gets me everytine

[@michelle21617]

Just quoting Noel Miller here: “MOST PEOPLE CAN’T AFFORD TO BE THIS DELUSIONAL!!!!!”

[@alexisd6106]

michelle21617 Hahahaha I love Noel. My favorite thing he’s said about Jake Paul is when he was talking about Jake Paul’s teacher diss song and Jake Paul says: “Why can’t you teach us something we can use? Like how to drive a Lambo.” And Noel goes: “Yeah why can’t you teach us hyper obscure knowledge about the one percent?”

[@angie-pk4jq]

I read this as nick Miller from new girl 🤪😳

[@isaaccoughlan9365]

Always appreciate a Noel Miller quote

[@gs2656]

Noel Miller’s words are my bible

[@youngfunny1824]

@@angie-pk4jq Sounds like something he would say.

[@naz4488]

"Thought Leader" sounds straight out of a dsytopian novel.

[@alextheasparagus6675]

an overworked student or a cult leader

[@naz4488]

@@alextheasparagus6675 yeah that too

[@hail9794]

Sounda like the Thought Police from 1984 by George Orwell.

[@vamshidarisi8400]

straight outta oceania

[@blandymcblanderson7745]

I didn’t know I was joining a cult

[@thishappenstobehere]

Jake Paul, having achieved success at a young age, is immensely disconnected from the working class (the parents of his viewers) and is still stuck in that high school mindset of dunking on teachers and people with 9-5 jobs. I'd like to see him work a 9-5 lol

[@Magy09able]

He'd be insuffarable. I bet when he was kicked out from Disney he said that he "went to achieve his passion projects".

[@Jkjoannaki]

Not really. Shitting on low paying with little to no insurance slave jobs isn't "not understanding the working class" you capitalistic pig. With ai we could actually have a system where people don't have to be slaves for basic needs, food and mediocre health care. But ofc such thing doesn't benefit the geographic division of the world into separate countries, nor capitalistic corporations. It only benefits the working class and people in poverty. But who gives a shit about that right? Some people are fine with their jobs, so that means that the situation is perfectly fine. Just like people used to be fine with 12-18 hour jobs and didn't agree with the may first revolution. There were people in the working class thinking this revolution was done by entitled shits who "don't know what the actual working class needs" too.

[@Jkjoannaki]

Jake Paul obviously doesn't really care about people, however the statements were 100% correct. Judging the statements is different than judging him for saying things he doesn't truly believe

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

@Idontknow Wholam Why did you call them a capitalistic pig, just to go on some inane rant about something you obviously have surface-level knowledge of? You realize the best way to convince someone that their current system is flawed isn't by childishly insulting them, right?

[@SleeperGuy23]

Hecking Bamboozled actually I don’t know about that. The best way is to make them realize the different contradictions of the system and it’s harm to the majority of people.

[@jeannethibaut4826]

The fact that I'm spending my life savings to go to college, and this dude just says that college is useless and I'm dumb for wanting this way in life is just... a wonderful feeling... (I'm not American so it's not as expensive as an american college tuition, kudos to you my fellow college kids, stay strong)

[@polkadotgum]

should've titled this video as "I Joined Jake Paul's Business School So Drew Gooden Doesn't Have To"

[@realitymuzic357]

Hidayah you mean Danny?

[@ngocto3290]

Watch him do it anyway

[@bellaelleira]

SalvatoreBallistics you mean Denny?

[@norceenhamdi]

@@bellaelleira nah he definitely means Danny.

[@J_U_N]

@@bellaelleira You mean Zayden Longzan?

[@despicablyawesome]

jake paul is going to be that 30something guy who pretends he’s still a relatable teen, scamming children so that he doesn’t have to acknowledge the failures of his life

[@tree8210]

he's 23, it's already happening i-

[@bsmith7]

You mean Onision?? Lol

[@despicablyawesome]

aspen ahmed 23 is really not that old yet lol, we’re both technically still the same generation as his fans (gen z). it’s when gen alpha grows up....

[@despicablyawesome]

Brigid Smith lmao you’re _right_

[@teav5857]

I don’t think he’s a failure given his wealth and success...

[@jsera1533]

jake paul in that promo: “we live in a society”

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

J Sera get a load of this society

[@matildataylor9636]

He’s like: eww society! Leave it

[@a.peach.02]

i love how he said “how are there teens with millions of $ and broke 40-50 year olds” as if every teenager is a millionaire and every older person is broke and as if a lot of the teenagers who are millionaires didn’t get very lucky or get privilege from the older people in their lives

[@uggeugge2304]

The talking chair part could’ve been part of a Neil Breen movie

[@rx500android]

I mean, yeah

[@beanus7394]

Ugge Ugge it gave breen vibes

[@majorodriguez3886]

21:42 Is kurtis using a background photo of a Neil Breen movie?

[@blueghost4769]

@@majorodriguez3886 FINALLY SOMEONE POINTED IT OUT

[@naoexistimos777]

That's clearly his biggest cinematic influence.

[@chanelletaylor8413]

Why is no one talking about how Jake said “fire your boss” like what?????

[@acheesesandwich197]

Fire your Co workers

[@GirlDo3]

Fire the owner

[@zakyra4150]

fire the company

[@PeterGriffin11]

Maybe Jake lives in Soviet Russie where you can actually fire your boss.

[@phoenixchase9271]

Meg Griffin In Soviet Russia... You fire the boss

[@kamkam1a334]

It’s the fact he dropped out of hs, but tells 12 year olds college is useless...like, buddy u didn’t even make it to college.

[@louloudaki_]

right?! like he’s one of the few that has way more than enough money for it and he’s saying it’s dumb and bad like dude shut up

[@kamkam1a334]

tHe moSt pRoffEssiOnaL mAn ?? I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not

[@Crochetems]

Unfortunately that's his point: he didn't need school and he's successful so why doesn't everyone else do it too?

[@kamkam1a334]

Eeeee Ik, he just doesn’t realize that he’s literally a grown ass adult telling preteens to drop out.

[@SM-qv2om]

He just got lucky

[@mikaylaharcourt1042]

How does one fire their boss, Jake? How do we fire the person that hired us, Jake? How do we find someone to replace our boss, Jake? Jake? Jaaaake?

[@user-qz4bn2ui5t]

“Go to college! Get a job! Retire at 65! How’s that working out for us?” I don’t know Jake I’m 9 years old.

[@parasuicidaldaughter]

xD

[@noahismail3884]

hahaha

[@ahmedshousha1958]

That's got to be the funniest comment I have seen in a long while

[@user-yp1dy2iq5j]

yeah, I'm 10. I'm just trying to do good in math right now

[@QueerAndHunger]

I dunno Jake, I'm an eldritch abomination from the firey depths of Hell.

[@stupididiot5678]

Why is nobody talking about how Jake said “fire your boss”? Clearly he doesn’t know how jobs or bosses work.

[@JellyBB]

Firing your boss is all a job is

[@Supreme_Lobster]

it's a *m e t a s t a p h o r i c* duuudee

[@millennialsareallergictono6829]

Stressful Star child well maybe he lives In Soviet Russia

[@michaelgilpin2334]

Supreme Lobster metastophoric? Fucking what?

[@Maddie-fb5kg]

i'm sorry- a metastaphoric??

[@jesussaves6625]

I love how he starts with "They call us entitled and lazy?!" and then finishes his speech with "Our generation DESERVES to have a lot of money without a lot of work!"

[@winterzealot]

Didn’t even notice that. Good and fine and hilarious observation, thank you

[@zoelavenderlilypad7863]

Its because he's a fucking hs dropout he literally is entitled and lazy and thinks he deserves everything

[@tor4472]

@@zoelavenderlilypad7863 He's an asshole, and you can be upset that you've done everything right but people still give him money, fame everything he wants. You need to break the rules, I'd much rather have his job haha

[@theincrediblebreeb3030]

Right? People like him are why they call us that lmao

[@blackwolfrules56]

Well we do, just as the next generation deserves even more than that and so on.

[@PolarisLance]

Seeing him announcing his show dates at the beginning of this video broke my heart

[@octoisgay]

yup :(

[@wienieboi7287]

You’d literally be paying $20 a month for the basic tips you see in a loading screen

[@sharkprisoner1909]

iNsErTiNg ThE gAmE DiSc ReSuLtS In ThE gAmE BeGiNiNg

[@nebula2578]

@@orbeezeater aMmO aLlOwS yOu tO sHoOt pLaYeRs

[@kroseandpen4671]

CoLeCt CaSh AnD bE tHe FiRsT tO 1 MiLliOn

[@CrazyGuyoftheWest]

@@kroseandpen4671 pReSsINg BuTt0ns doEs ThINgs

[@Merpsicles]

My personal favorite from Overwatch: Try to die

[@blakekeiser4213]

Why does it feel so good when Kurtis laughs at his own jokes.....

[@twitchycorpse4378]

Because hes actually funny 😅

[@alyssatangren6074]

is there even anyone here who hasn't seen drew's videos on team 1000? i just kinda assumed we're all the same audience supporting the holy trinity of drew, danny, and kurtis.

[@beans7448]

Name: Greg Location: Kurtis Town Gender: Guy

[@autumnskye180]

honestly

[@gavinmcginnis2177]

I haven’t seen them

[@redmuffler3186]

Trinity...? Danny and Drew are two different people ?

[@stephanielance6025]

Little stinkers

[@ehrenloudermilk1053]

Your skits have an almost surreal quality to them. I have absolutely no idea where they will head next and that is so damn refreshing.

[@cypressd]

Dude his speech is literally me giving a presentation in front of the whole class which i just prepared while the other classmates are giving theirs: I don’t know what i am saying but i make it seem like I’m convincing by articulating each word excessively

[@kaepiper]

edwina lai right lmfao as long as you say it with confidence and as if there’s a point behind it, you can get away w it😂

[@rknisple]

Michael Scott style

[@LINCOLN_LE_HOOD]

edwina lai pro gamer move 😎

[@kingayy9267]

With strong enough confidence, you can convince the audience _they're_ wrong

[@valhater9000]

Im the 1k like!!

[@RatKingShriggy]

i hope kurtis never stops doing the extra greeting and saying "folks" because i think at this point i got some sort of pavlovian conditioning that makes my brain release serotonin whenever i hear that

[@emmask8er944]

*salivates at sight of new upload* gotta get that CONDITIONED STIMULUS

[@funkylittlenumbers]

all this pavlov talk is so weirdly timed because i just learned about it more in depth today in my psychology class.

[@elliesteller499]

I literally subscribed so the extra greeting would apply to me

[@laurenvictoria7681]

SAME

[@emmask8er944]

I’m literally in an advanced psych course in college about behavior principles so yeah this is my ish 😂

[@karterstanton]

wait this so is scary bruh imagine how many kids have this mindset now

[@El1society]

I‘m scared for this generation of kids tbh

[@seaofbees783]

(I’m talking about how school was before quarantine) Honestly it’s terrifying and it makes kids hold such entitlement that they shouldn’t hold like since I don’t hav a middle school I’m gonna be in 8th grade in a school with his demographic and being around them is so exhausting, they will constantly just call u a hater whenever u ask them to quiet down in a library or they just mock u and then ur always told that u should know better if u ask them more than once, they refuse anything from everyone by just calling them haters and it’s so stressful. Whenever u ask them what they want to be when they grow up the most responses I’ve gotten is youtuber and they always expect that their gonna be as big as Jake or someone like him and it’s almost crushing when u realize how much they’ve been manipulated by the internet, and how sometimes they wanna start a family just so they can be like the ace family (that’s an actual response I’ve gotten) it really sucks and I’m not saying “book good phone bad” What I’m saying is that children are so easily manipulated and they’re being toyed with by adults and they hav no idea and really that hurts

[@jftemple44]

@@seaofbees783 it's not the most fun thing ever to be more mature than your classmates. It's a surefire way to feel like you don't fit in. Just remember that we all grow physically, emotionally, and intellectually differently. There are many of your younger classmates that will look back in 10 years and cringe just at the mention of Jake Paul, embarrassed that they watched a single video of his. I know I watched some cringey stuff at that age and KZbin barely even existed when I was in middle school! So yes, some of your classmates will end up cringey, immature, and stunted. But once you exit school you have to deal with people like them less and less. It does get better. Not perfect, but better.

[@seaofbees783]

John Temple I’m not really talking about my classmates, I’m taking about the kindergartens that we talk to, the people that are being shaped into humans, also I never wanted to mature faster than kids my age, I wish I had a normal childhood but I didn’t and I can’t replace it so I had to grow up quickly to help myself

[@jftemple44]

@@seaofbees783 I feel that. Concern about the younger generation is important. Just do your best to embody what maturity is to those kids and that's what you can do on your own. If you're not satisfied by that, teaching or working with kids might be a way to help even more. But as for your upbringing, you can't go back in time so use your unwanted maturity to your advantage. Dont waste it like I did enjoying your superiority complex until you realize you're a pretty average person. At the end of the day I just heard a lot of my younger self in your first comment and I said to you what I would have told my younger self if i had the chance. If you take my advice or not, best of luck to you in anything you decide to pursue :)

[@Aleezakq]

Jake seems like the kind of person where if you had to have a genuine conversation with, you'd just slowly wither away from how stupid he actually is.

[@lil_cheef123]

Naw as soon as he speaks, you turn into dust.

[@jericakez6813]

“Billy gene is not my son” in the searches 😂😂

[@xavier-hm7ju]

He's just a guy who claims that I am the one

[@tperez210]

the kid is not my son

[@FishCop22]

“For forty days and forty nights The law was on her side...”

[@turnoffautoplay]

Billy Gene, is not my lover...she’s just a girl, but she said “I am the one”...but the kid is not my son.

[@hc2894]

She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene

[@ellamills5716]

Billie Gene is not my lover He’s just a guy who’s tryna scam me for 400 bucks

[@catscoffeebookslesbianuwu5815]

Who said I am the thought leader... Who should quit college and watch Jake Paul. Billy Gene is not a con artist. He's just a dude with a really cool naaaame.

[@felixsubakti6907]

But the DREAMSSSSSS NOT MY STYLE

[@jasira2142]

am i the only one who sang it-

[@nickirkland1347]

Ngl I read "billy gene is marketing" in tune with the song

[@Nana_nanaiscool]

Hee hee

[@sarahcohn3574]

"our generation deserves better, we're smarter" thats bold coming from jake paul

[@bl4z3d0ne]

Woooow. The 'Letter to Parents' is wild. Smh. Have kids guilt their parents into signing up for a scam. Another level of low.

[@nicoleokpala1700]

My sister was just like “isn’t he tired of saying that” and you immediately said “im not tired of saying that” lol

[@zhnbt]

Nicole Okpala and then everybody clapped

[@marinkelepolo5530]

Literally the same thing happened to me I was like I wonder if he gets tired of saying that and then I was like did he just read my mind lol

[@brh.1892]

@@zhnbt never gets old

[@starr1i]

bruh someone tweeted im so tired while i was reading this lmao

[@kdimento337]

Ahhh I smell cap

[@lexi5345]

“Quit your job and *fire your boss”* F I R E Y O U R B O S S

[@irritation_at_the_nightclu1016]

F I R E T H E M

[@shronkler1994]

CANT FIRE THEM FROM THEIR JOB? S E T T H E M O N F I R E

[@arandomuser9459]

Say that again but *slower.*

[@anonuser5632]

fire him out of the company or does he mean actually *fire* his boss? Like literally burn him with a blowtorch?

[@arandomuser9459]

• c i n n a m o n • The questions that we need answered but will forever go unanswered

[@emilyb.8219]

I'm so glad Jake Paul, who dropped out of high school, is telling college graduates what's wrong with our lives. Definitely the most qualified person to give advice on this topic!

[@syahznni]

Lmfao 😂

[@josephthegod3514]

I’m not a fan but he is a millionaire

[@josephthegod3514]

And is more successful than probably 98% of college graduates

[@emilyb.8219]

@@josephthegod3514 If your only measurement of success is wealth, sure, though 98% is a gross exaggeration. Let's see how longterm his success is.

[@katies5356]

Joseph Vernon thats such a lie omfg

[@annikam1272]

Kurtis , as a San Diegan and film nerd i feel like you should be made aware that the “whale vagina” thing is from Anchorman and people feel the need to quote that to you every time you leave San Diego and tell people where you’re from.

[@hnichole]

Wait I'm a native San Diegan and I've never heard this in my life ahaha. Thank you internet stranger for this new bit of knowledge.

[@lou8391]

"Quit your job and fire your boss" Fire your boss. How, my dude? That's not how that works

[@TheLethalIntrospectionCrew]

"Not with that attitude!!" ~Jake Paul, probably

[@squidny8920]

Lou Jake Paul probably just doesn't have enough brain cells to think about how everything works, such as work and school

[@Skipsenberg]

Yeah you don’t hire your boss to tell you to make a spreadsheet my guy.

[@maggiej.7816]

whenever kurtis has those skit arguments with himself i always feel so bad for the sad kurtis

[@paradiseinretrograde7687]

He’s just chilling and Mean Kurtis comes and poopies on him :(((

[@andrewnovak1390]

In the promotional video Jake is basically like "here's what's wrong with the current system, and the solution to that isn't to change the system, it's to give me money!!"

[@sampanchevre]

Andrew Novak sos exactly 😩

[@solsoman102]

1:26 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT

[@jane2517]

hawk tuah

[@paranoidlizard6338]

Most of the KZbin success stories I’ve seen is “I got really lucky”

[@ayekantspeylgud]

Paranoid Lizard you owe Jake $20 for having that information

[@paranoidlizard6338]

Heather B oh no oh god my hard earned money

[@MissBuyNLarge]

yeah I've heard a lot of "welp, didn't expect that to happen, but it did, so I guess I'm a full time KZbinr now"

[@paranoidlizard6338]

MissBuyNLarge same, a long with people being asked “how did you get famous?” And the youruber’s answer being “yeah I worked my ass off but at the end of the day we’re all at the mercy of the algorithm and it all boils down to luck”

[@Lily-AnnaFaith]

Paranoid Lizard true😭😂

[@AllLifeIsTravesty]

"our generation is better than this. we deserves better, we're smarter." given we're the generation who made Jake Paul famous that's gonna be a big *doubt* from me

[@harperreeson41]

AHA omg you're so right

[@cosmosisrose]

Well, we definitely played a part. But I think it's the generation after us that makes up most of his actual fanbase.

[@evelynt9582]

_x pressing intensifies_

[@Mb-eg8co]

I read this comment exactly when he said it and im quite satisfied

[@BreeAngel143]

You're gonna have to specify which generation you are because as a millennial I need it specified that the ZOOMERS made jake paul possible. But if you wanna get technical it's the gen x ers who hired him at disney so

[@carto4028]

Thought leader sounds like a nicer way to brainwasher.

[@ratbastian]

Who would be surprised if Jake Paul was like secretly a cult leader

[@madisonavenancio]

he was it’s called team ten

[@FirstnameLastname-zq4rt]

rat bastian lmao what do you mean “secretly”?? I thought he already was

[@ratbastian]

LMAOOOO y'all right

[@Meatle.]

"Queen's concert" Yeah, knebworth stadium 1986 really inspired my blog about my face.

[@ratboy2164]

Kurtis laughing at his own jokes gives me life.

[@canyounot2102]

Your profile picture gives me life.

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

My vital functions give me life.

[@loezzz491]

@@ScoopMeisterGeneral HAHAHQHAHAHHAHAHAHQ

[@nn7303]

i give me life

[@dominicmanriquez1645]

Can You Not opio

[@riikkasaa]

"We deserve better, we're smarter" I work from 9 to 5 as a secretary and I love my job. I have regular hours and salary, I bought an apartment when I was 25 thanks to my boring stable job. Kinda bums me out when some people talk about normal jobs like it's something you settle for because you're just not good enough to make it as a social media influencer, dancer, singer etc.

[@bullymaguire9192]

i’m in college and i can’t wait to be working my 9-5 job. i would never wanna be an influencer and i think most people my age would agree with me. i just want a normal job with a family, living in a normal sized house in my home town where my parents and siblings are🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[@whalienabi]

And that's the tea sis ☕☕☕

[@mrpromotionchance]

Wouldn’t you rather get paid to do what you love? To have the freedom to work when you want and travel? Or never have to worry about not having enough money? You can turn any passion into a business.

[@averyeml]

I became a teacher for the love of it, and I’m glad I did, but also sometimes I look at a 9-5 job where you have like a less broad set of tasks and more stability (depending on your state, teaching isn’t as bulletproof a position as you might think) and also lower stakes if you aren’t just amazing at your job with envy. Sometimes something “normal” and “boring” sounds so nice, since your life wouldn’t have to fully revolve around it.

[@ginacuba3553]

mrpromotionchance What if your passion simply doesn’t make you a lot of money? What if you love living in your place of birth? What if you realized that never worrying about money is an unrealistic goal that very few people ever achieve because we live in a capitalist economy (no shade to capitalism I personally support a capitalism/ socialism blended economy) in which flux is inherent and affects nearly all industries?

[@goobie92]

why aren’t there more comments about how the intro feels like a fever dream

[@xangelsnap8228]

Madi Ross right like wtf was tht

[@whalienabi]

Was he on something making that

[@gracieisokay6879]

i just figured out you shouldn't watch this video while you are sick and fairly nauseous

[@sarahy4813]

I think he watched a nostalgic movie like Peter Pan or something and that movie gave him the idea to do that intro but the real question is, what movie did it come from?

[@jefferykennedy3655]

you’re right. i shouldn’t bd going to college. i’m just going to walk into an Elementary school and demand a teaching job.

[@alyssariceYT]

This whole thing is worded like an MLM and I'm extremely uncomfortable

[@orangekitten4894]

exact thoughts. like 'financial freedom'?? what an mlm phrase to use omg

[@alyssariceYT]

@@orangekitten4894 right, and also the tearing down of a "9-5"

[@itsmoon1996]

“If you don’t have the money for this, that’s all the more reason to do it” a Mary Kay lady said that exact same thing to me before lol

[@lily-pk9ws]

read this and thought man love man instead of multi level marketing scheme and I was SO confused

[@gatorfan556]

@@lily-pk9ws SAME

[@rainofstars00]

I'm sorry but every time someone says "thought leader" my brain goes: "thot leader"

[@janeeyre1990]

Welcome to the thotocracy, motherf*ckers!

[@MagisterialVoyager]

better tbh

[@ReliableTheory]

Well you wouldn't be wrong

[@-Manky]

I am the leader of the Thot troops....and Ohhhh boy the things we'll do for a dollar

[@hollyx5772]

I’d love to be the leader of all thots. What a title that’d be

[@rebeccapuma9062]

This whole time I’ve been stuck on him saying “quit your job, fire your boss” how tf are you firing the boss?? And why am I upset kurtis didn’t even acknowledge it

[@alien-rat]

He's saying be your own boss. Fire your boss because you're hiring a new one - that's yourself. But he did say it kind of weird so I hear you and it took me a second to get what he meant

[@annabellavictoria44]

Nat-Stew it’s just a dumb vague statement. the whole thing is unsettling and just looks like he’s preying off of people’s desperation.

[@alien-rat]

@@annabellavictoria44 Definitely, I agree 100%. He clearly didn't put any real feeling into it either and frankly I'd be surprised if he wrote any of the script he read off of lol

[@Duhbella]

I mean the boss is still making money with or without you soo.. thats an arrogant way to view quitting a job. Im sure they cldnt care less.

[@alien-rat]

@@Duhbella lol true. Though personally my boss would have to do a LOT more work if I quit. Lol

[@lisa-lisa04]

21:18 I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜

[@VOLAIRE]

You spelled clown school wrong in the title

[@zap2258]

This made me cackle

[@user-ph5yi7nb3m]

nah you'd learn more in clown school

[@rzwaida6839]

Clown school is better

[@Michelle-dg8yb]

I went back to check the title

[@Mary-eo7ir]

Don’t knock clown school

[@katie8881]

I'm currently in grad school for International Peace and Conflict Resolution so that I can work to make the world a better place. I don't think Jake realizes that some people don't pick their career solely on money or even care about being rich enough to afford a lambo.

[@CPSPD]

self made millionaires are a leech on society both mentally and financially

[@LunatheMoonDragon]

You're totally right. He doesn't do what makes him happy, he does what makes him money and pretends that money makes him happy. Good on you, my guy. I wish for you the best and i hope you can one day resolve the conflict in your no doubt massive student loans peacefully.

[@paradiseinretrograde7687]

I want to be a psychiatrist or work in counseling

[@emilyb.8219]

He can't comprehend that some people want careers that help or benefit others in some way, as opposed to something self-serving like fake vlogs

[@karentrejo244]

Literally teachers. And he made a distrack on them

[@enesss7436]

Jake strikes me as the type of guy who believes in the saying “No more sad shit. Boss up” lmao

[@BeyondBrii]

En Esss isn’t that what he basically said with his anxiety tweet? lol

[@jahnaviraman5411]

funniest part is that he actually has

[@smiggle_smish]

hilarious

[@hellbicth]

I read Jake as Jan

[@enesss7436]

Anytime BB lmao

[@jay98]

13:20 I find it really funny that unlike pretty much any other subscription, before he puts in the 50% and 70% discount, there's no reason to get yearly access because it costs a little bit *more* than having monthly access for 12 months.

[@hiyasauce8113]

It's great that Drew Gooden, the only KZbinr, is using his alt accounts to direct folks to his main channel.

[@RoseBeauty]

hiyasauce 😂😂😂😂

[@chickenalpaca0332]

Hi Drew

[@alexgardner9754]

What’s a KZbinr I thought it was a DrewTuber yanno because Drew Gooden was the only person on DrewTube

[@georgescholey]

@@alexgardner9754 I don't get it, explain more

[@josephthegod3514]

Danny?

[@adrianna658]

Me: *studying so hard to become a surgeon* Jake: quit your school. I felt like I just got slapped on the face.

[@jameskilgour387]

Don't you get it? You've just got to start operating on people, you don't need a degree.

[@adrianna658]

@@jameskilgour387 you're right, I don't need a fucking useless degree (¬_¬)

[@takeyat8840]

Adrianna girl you don’t. Go fire your boss and join us

[@Vyansya]

Im a medstud too, i think im gonna drop out, Jake rly changing my mind here wow

[@charlulu]

I hope you successfully become a surgeon! Good luck :3

[@wolfiiu]

I’ve never heard anything more Northern Ontario come out of Kurtis’ mouth than “we got the boys, we got the fuckin fellas 🤪” 8:19

[@stephanief5794]

“our generation” like he isn’t a thirty year old talking to a bunch of twelve year olds

[@chrismiddleton6962]

Fact

[@conphideinme]

He’s 23

[@chrismiddleton6962]

@@conphideinme still not the same generation

[@donmon808]

@@chrismiddleton6962 generation z is from 96 to 2012

[@chrismiddleton6962]

@@donmon808 your right, I stand corrected. But either way he seems so out of touch with this generation that he just seems older, like he has no clue of any of the problems that this generation actually faces since he got lucky at 15 and became internet famous he thinks everybody can do the same thing

[@CommunityServesUs]

You can tell Kurtis was inspired for this video. Seemed like he enjoyed himself more than usual and the creativity is on point as well.

[@mackhecked]

Seeing him have a good ass time honestly makes the videos

[@MadamMags]

Kurtis' editing has ascended to a God-like level.

[@ashbubbax]

I’ve been rewatching videos from around this time and when anyone shouts out their tour dates for 2020 I’m just kinda like 😬

[@hismom8682]

“Wife won’t let go”, your typical sticky note reminder 💀💀

[@tendershipping111]

he incorrectly spelled who's as whose in his "professional grade" marketing video. i think jake needs to invest in some higher education

[@TwelvetreeZ]

He should! He has the money

[@adeer87]

*Jakes needs an education* If anyone understands that obscure reference I’ll give them a cookie.

[@imalittlestinker]

It’s almost like he’s a high school dropout or something ahahahaha oh wait

[@tara_1889]

millie elisabeth first of all he needs primary education

[@pedrohenriquesilva4182]

Sick burn

[@CurrentlyHannah]

“Quit your job and fire your boss” -Jake Paul

[@Tay20]

Also, quit school.

[@buenoexcellente5364]

16:55 after saying all that shit he probably just got reminded of anchor man so decided to quote it which hey I do sometimes

[@komilarakhimova201]

Jake: ” Quit your job and fire your boss.” I don't know if it works like that Jake. Edit, maybe?

[@r43rae]

the funniest part is that there is no edit here

[@YpsylonFunMagazine]

"thought leader" is definitely code for mind control

[@cassualtea2040]

Thought Leader and Movement Maker lowkey sound like stuff out of a George Orwell dystopia

[@krystalb661]

“Fire your boss......” I wasn’t aware that this was how the workforce operated, I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.

[@hollberryy]

7:44 THATS THE ONE DIRECTION FONT!!!! ITS EVEN CALLED "ONE DIRECTION" WE STAN A HARDCORE FANBOY

[@Skipsenberg]

He was using the font because it was similar to the font the program had.

[@elizabethgrace4764]

“if you’re new here-“ let me stop you right there, kurtis. there’s no way any new viewers stayed after that intro

[@pagesinked]

😂

[@hunnibee4478]

Not gonna lie. That intro was pretty weird and slightly uncomfortable to watch 😬

[@itsmesarahmarie]

I originally subscribed because of that intro. that’s how I knew I was meant to be a citizen of kurtis town

[@RealOGMaggie]

only the elite stick around

[@RealOGMaggie]

itsmesarahmarie welcome to the superior clan

[@1grandpa167]

jake paul fan: i don’t have twenty dollars :( jake: just have twenty dollars!!!!

[@littlewhitewulf]

JUST STEAL 20 DOLLARS

[@bellaelleira]

Your profile pic is *chef’s kiss* BEAUTIFUL 😭

[@jacobae]

jake paul: have you tried not being poor?

[@1grandpa167]

Hella BomBella Elleira thanks i edited it 😎

[@Zoe_LaRynn]

jake paul fan: i have anxiety :( jake paul: then just... don't!!!!

[@eveoairo]

I’m actually going to send the “Letter To Parents” to my parents and see their reactions, I’ll update if I get a reaction from them. Update: My Mom replied “Do you seriously want to do this?” Then when I sent her the link she realized it was Jake Paul and said “lol, is he also teaching people how to be assholes?”

[@marcar19]

Hi, Ieaving a comment so I'll be notified when you update

[@brookeemken521]

I love this so much 😂😂😂

[@lilahtawny3002]

😂

[@thedivinezero4117]

i need to know

[@aisha4060]

.

[@trinanna5976]

3:30 this is literally what MLM recruiters say

[@I-eat-chiIdren]

Man love man?/j

[@acheesesandwich197]

"Youre gonna wish your son was a doctor" best line in a script ever

[@glennrose3388]

a cheese sandwich *youre gonna wish your son was a doctor