I explain all 3 Fifty Shades of Grey movies while getting whipped in a pleasure dungeon

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Dr. Jordan Breeding

Dr. Jordan Breeding

Күн бұрын

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@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
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@havelthebonk1226
@havelthebonk1226 9 ай бұрын
I've been edging to this video for days ...jk I'm a double pump chump
@enerioffutt1881
@enerioffutt1881 9 ай бұрын
Just thought I'd mention that the while 50 Shades began as Twilight fanfic....which tells you something, I think.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
@@enerioffutt1881 yep!
@TheArtofKAS
@TheArtofKAS 10 ай бұрын
I think this franchise is the most appropriate for Dr Breeding's namesake. Don't you? 😂😂😂😂
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
It was made FOR me
@wutthabuck8772
@wutthabuck8772 10 ай бұрын
No Species is made for Dr Breeding 😂
@cf8023
@cf8023 10 ай бұрын
​@wutthabuck8772 😂 species next, please, doctor
@TheArtofKAS
@TheArtofKAS 10 ай бұрын
@@wutthabuck8772 😂😂😂
@patkohler9695
@patkohler9695 10 ай бұрын
​@@wutthabuck8772Dr. Breeding is when a daddy Doctor and a mommy Doctor love each other very much.
@heidi3963
@heidi3963 9 ай бұрын
This video is better written than all of the Fifty Shadys movies put together! That English degree was worth it!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
YOU HEAR THAT, MOM!?
@Rougarou99
@Rougarou99 9 ай бұрын
Have I ever seen these movies? No. Do I plan on seeing these movies? No. Do I have any desire to watch any of these movies or find out anything about them? No. Am I binging this entire video during breakfast? Absolutely.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Oof rough meal for this haha
@RecRoomPlays
@RecRoomPlays 9 ай бұрын
as an english major, i can confirm: i DO like eating books, whether they're new or not. delicious, delicious books.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Yummo
@chelsie2767
@chelsie2767 10 ай бұрын
Based on the insert clips you use, you have impeccable taste in television shows.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
The impeccablist
@Guy_Metro
@Guy_Metro 9 ай бұрын
I really appreciate the editing style because of my ADHD it’s really easy to both understand and follow each of the cuts and jokes even though they are just rapid fire.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Yeah I just think it's a lot of fun!
@Galvamel
@Galvamel 9 ай бұрын
Now you got to do a bonus episode about how this series was originally Twilight fanfic, and how they can still tie in correctly. "A Nasty Dirty woman locks me in her sex dungeon until I connect Twilight to the Grey series."
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Haha well I'm sure a thousand other people have already done that!
@somethingclever8916
@somethingclever8916 4 ай бұрын
Safeword!
@mikeredd8833
@mikeredd8833 8 ай бұрын
Awww Dave doing a community reference. Love it
@TheSmartboy64
@TheSmartboy64 10 ай бұрын
That thumbnail. *Chef's kiss*
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Ha thank you!
@IIIDDDAAA2
@IIIDDDAAA2 10 ай бұрын
Jordan is up there with the best boys.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Haha oh yeah?
@Kubillus
@Kubillus 9 ай бұрын
So glad I'm watching the intro with headphones on!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Smart haha
@MakaveliBanks
@MakaveliBanks 10 ай бұрын
I never considered watching 50 Shades... I wasn't even aware there was more than one movie. I am now very happy I never watched them because I am certain this video was far more entertaining. Sorry you had to sit through all of these Jordan but also kind of glad you did so I didn't have to.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Happy to be of service haha
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 6 ай бұрын
Ball first, bawls later. I can relate.
@transagenda
@transagenda 9 ай бұрын
Life is truly worthy of being now that a new DJB is out!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Haha I hope that’s not the only reason!
@chrisclee6693
@chrisclee6693 9 ай бұрын
Now I never have to watch the horror that is the actual films. A great service has been provided to us all!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
My pleasure!
@VforVendettas
@VforVendettas 10 ай бұрын
Still LOVING the animations. Was the music created by our favorite doctor?
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Myself and Brandon O'Neil!
@benstochaj844
@benstochaj844 7 ай бұрын
Her shife at the warehouse store. Where the shelves are stocked full of all types of warehouses
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 7 ай бұрын
It’s unclear who this store serves!
@nullsleep5178
@nullsleep5178 9 ай бұрын
1:02:44 dogs in the shot at 1:02:44 if anyone is interested
@billconrad7366
@billconrad7366 9 ай бұрын
I have been watching this series from its inception all the way through till now and dear Lord it is the best thing on the KZbins. I hope you guys never stop it is incredible work you guys are getting better and better all the time freaking love you guys you rock
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Heck yeah! Thanks so much for the encouragement!
@maxmfpayne
@maxmfpayne 14 күн бұрын
All the Archer references feel incredibly relevant to this franchise and it's male lead
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 13 күн бұрын
Truth
@mortua_conjuga
@mortua_conjuga 2 ай бұрын
"washington state university will be fully vanquished!" i laughed so hard at that i had tears in my eyes, my tummy hurt and i had to poo immediately. fucking VANQUISHED ⚰️⚰️⚰️
@Itsfineweerallfine
@Itsfineweerallfine 9 ай бұрын
Love the use of new girl, archer and Brooklyn 99! Excellent takedown video as always Dr. Breeding!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Ha thanks so much!
@Itsfineweerallfine
@Itsfineweerallfine 9 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreedingupon watching the video instead of just listening, i am delighted to see you have mighty boosh and lonely island work in there too! Bravo!
@willofmanosentertainment4654
@willofmanosentertainment4654 8 ай бұрын
Hell Yeah dude! Evil Dead Regeneration is the shit!
@amberg1617
@amberg1617 9 ай бұрын
I just recently found your channel, and it has me crying from laughing so hard! Just got yourself a new extremely unwell fan!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Amazing! So happy you found it/are enjoying it!
@alexabeeee
@alexabeeee 9 ай бұрын
The screaming SUUUUBSSS bits are just GOLD.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Haha good!
@slubberdagollian
@slubberdagollian 9 ай бұрын
GOD! I love introducing new people to The Mighty Boosh!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Well here you go haha
@TiagoMorbusSa
@TiagoMorbusSa 9 ай бұрын
Lovely sunburst les paul!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Thanks! It's got coil tapping so I can flip between single coil and humbucker. The thing friggin' rips.
@TiagoMorbusSa
@TiagoMorbusSa 9 ай бұрын
oooh, very nice! :D @@Drjordanbreeding
@nicolascalderon5966
@nicolascalderon5966 2 ай бұрын
Never seen these movies but I’m all in for this review lmfaooooo
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 2 ай бұрын
Haha glad you’re here
@PetrygaLiades-mn6ro
@PetrygaLiades-mn6ro 10 ай бұрын
best Breeding video
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Oh shoot.
@Cesaryeyo
@Cesaryeyo 6 ай бұрын
Talk about a BREEDING KINK! Am I right?! 🥁
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 6 ай бұрын
You totally are
@phoenixcry4556
@phoenixcry4556 10 ай бұрын
Bless you for slogging through this god awful series. You are both the hero we need and the one we deserve.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Ha you're quite welcome
@andy5866
@andy5866 9 ай бұрын
Man that tune was nice what were you guys called?
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Skyward! I uploaded that set to my side channel “Breeding Music”
@purplepurrpurrin
@purplepurrpurrin 9 ай бұрын
I think I have that same rug
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Dave's mom!?
@andrewsammons9643
@andrewsammons9643 4 ай бұрын
I was not expecting John Cena to make an appearance in this video and that one is on me
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 4 ай бұрын
That is very MUCH on you
@skylerchampagne
@skylerchampagne 9 ай бұрын
Haha you outdid yourselves with this one!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Ha thank you
@rasheedhawkins3372
@rasheedhawkins3372 9 ай бұрын
I had no intention of watching this, but I also cannot miss out on BREEDING reviewing this travesty.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
I hope you enjoy it anyway!
@scotteagle3597
@scotteagle3597 10 ай бұрын
OMG. I thought you were kidding, but I really should have known better...
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Nope. We really did it.
@scotteagle3597
@scotteagle3597 10 ай бұрын
I have a fetish that involves KZbinrs that go on long, unhinged rants that go on for far too long, but then bring it all together to make a coherent story. You are in my top 3, and not in a bad, "going to kidnap you and throw you in a basement until you do the whole Hellraiser series", or anything, type of way... I promise, ask Dave, we would NEVER do something like that...@@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Haha uhhhhhhhhhhh@@scotteagle3597
@punkrocker1377
@punkrocker1377 10 ай бұрын
The Modern Rogue is getting… weird. Fun. But weird.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
No this is as it was always meant to be
@WisdomGoddess
@WisdomGoddess 10 ай бұрын
Not the Quizno's rats!!!
@tana4283
@tana4283 9 ай бұрын
In my head this entire time, I've been thinking. I can't ask him to do the hellraiser series there's like Twelve movies and they're extremely violent and sexual..... Well..... Since we're here anyway you wanna do the hallraiser series???huh
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
That’s my plan for next September/October
@tana4283
@tana4283 9 ай бұрын
​@@Drjordanbreedingholy shit...I will be there!!!!!
@mortua_conjuga
@mortua_conjuga 2 ай бұрын
right, so, i started watching this when it dropped. i turned it off cos 50 SHADES makes me irrationally angry because: • i'm a professional dominatrix • male "doms" here i am, 7 months later, attempting to watch this video i know in my bones is gonna make me cackle like the other videos did. i'm 10.5 minutes in and i'm struggling. despite the good doctor's efforts to make me laugh, the horrendousness of this franchise hurts me so badly. i love jordan, and the other breeders so i will soldier on with short breaks every 5 minutes cos goddamn this twilight fanfiction is awful.
@2014wolfy
@2014wolfy 9 ай бұрын
"Mommy/Daddy Issues: The Movie"
@AaronCharnell
@AaronCharnell 10 ай бұрын
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego☺
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Shows how old she is!
@Metapod_Hardened
@Metapod_Hardened 6 ай бұрын
Needs more subs, contents too good lol
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 6 ай бұрын
I'm trying! Haha
@finalgirlbunker6015
@finalgirlbunker6015 7 ай бұрын
Omfg ok its been bothering me. The reference, at approx 7:15, of the great grandfathers portrait in the attic.... dorian gray?????? If not please tell me.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 7 ай бұрын
Yep! That’s it!
@finalgirlbunker6015
@finalgirlbunker6015 7 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding oh thank God. I don't have to return my English degree. Phew.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 7 ай бұрын
@@finalgirlbunker6015 it’s still yours… FOR NOW
@wmascolin
@wmascolin 9 ай бұрын
Hopeful this leads into a Twilight recap! Thanks for torturing yourself for our entertainment Mr. Doctor man.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Somedayyyy
@cigimon4
@cigimon4 9 ай бұрын
I hold on tight like a spider monkey until I explain all of twilight
@sebastianacevedo9444
@sebastianacevedo9444 10 ай бұрын
Well now we know that we shoukd write books since literally nothing I would ever write would be half this bad
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Yeah literally anybody can do it
@Samthehandwitch
@Samthehandwitch 9 ай бұрын
Woo, made the credits 😅
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Hell yeah!
@Samthehandwitch
@Samthehandwitch 9 ай бұрын
Don't worry, you and Dave are totally worth it
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Thaaaaaaaanks@@Samthehandwitch
@cissyiniguez
@cissyiniguez 10 ай бұрын
Never had an interest in the books. Never had an interest in the movies. Dr. J is explaining Fifty Shades… 🛋️🍿🍬🥤🎬 👏🏼😂👏🏼 P. S. Do you have a theatre degree? Cause it was kinda hard distinguishing if you were acting or if you forgot you were filming a KZbin video. I'm surprised you don't have more children 😜
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
I do not haha. And I'm also shocked!
@edwardmunoz9485
@edwardmunoz9485 10 ай бұрын
Upset that we didn’t get a Dave centric thumbnail. My vote was useless…😢
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Sorry :-(
@crankydragon
@crankydragon 9 ай бұрын
36:29
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
It's a good question
@crankydragon
@crankydragon 9 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding we love our subs
@WrestlingMV69
@WrestlingMV69 9 ай бұрын
so is Dave and English General
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Yes
@redrum777
@redrum777 10 ай бұрын
For all I care, Jordans review is better than the actually movies.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
I sure freaking hope so haha
@BeardedWoodland
@BeardedWoodland 10 ай бұрын
What actual movie? I'm pretty sure Dave has these "films" made specifically for these videos.
@tinakarkut2019
@tinakarkut2019 10 ай бұрын
I've never seen the franchise movines before, and now thanks to this video, i don't have to lol. This seems like it has a better plot than the acfual movie anyway
@AlaFrigginBama
@AlaFrigginBama 9 ай бұрын
Same! Jordan and Dave should be given humanitarian awards for having to endure this series….🤦🏻‍♀️🤣
@virginiadare1587
@virginiadare1587 9 ай бұрын
That's an easy accomplishment.
@jerrys.9895
@jerrys.9895 10 ай бұрын
At least no one will EVER be able to accuse you of plagiarism, Jordan. No other mind on the planet (aside from the guy who punches up your scripts) could come up with this shit.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Haha that's what I've been saying
@10000Winters
@10000Winters 10 ай бұрын
I’m no Dr. Phil but if you are reacting angrily to any interaction your significant other has with a member of the opposite sex… I don’t think that relationship is gonna go the distance.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
I am a doctor and I say the opposite. Nothing a couple spanks can't fix.
@10000Winters
@10000Winters 10 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding I stand corrected. Doctors orders.
@TheDrNinjaman
@TheDrNinjaman 9 ай бұрын
The part where they talk about Christian's molester lady and how he was her sub and then cut to Jared Fogel enjoying a Subway sub was quite possibly the funniest smash cut in the history of the world. Sick and dark, but made me choke on my own spit funny.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. That’s always the goal!
@AmarisFrede
@AmarisFrede 9 ай бұрын
I love how respectful and validating the depicted relationship is. 🌼 I mean yours and Dave's! The movie's can go die in a hole... 😒
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Agreed on both counts
@somethingclever8916
@somethingclever8916 4 ай бұрын
Now I'm visualizing Dave breeding Jordan's butt
@youngrootv
@youngrootv 10 ай бұрын
This is first series that I’ve seen you review that I’m surprised that you genuinely didn’t become insane after covering it
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Hey you don't know if I'm insane or not yet!
@youngrootv
@youngrootv 10 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding 👀
@The-Plaguefellow
@The-Plaguefellow 10 ай бұрын
Man's already been through the wringer, his sheer insanity has looped right back 'round to sanity and ready for another revolution.
@Joeseph_Kerr
@Joeseph_Kerr 9 ай бұрын
His secret? He’s always insane.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
This is true haha@@Joeseph_Kerr
@Quasar_Hero
@Quasar_Hero 10 ай бұрын
I'm super upset that you made this video and now I have to watch the whole thing at least twice.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Oops sorry haha
@forestcampbell8962
@forestcampbell8962 9 ай бұрын
Obligations to do so here as well.
@Boney4000
@Boney4000 10 ай бұрын
I love your extra long videos, but I hope this one being just over an hour saved you a little effort with filming and editing. We don't want you tu burn out 💪🏾
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
This was definitely an overall easier one! I sort of snuck it in between a few others.
@10000Winters
@10000Winters 9 ай бұрын
Everything about that animated intro is a friggin masterpiece. The silliness of poking butts, the synchronization of the beat and the slapping, the music building and then climaxing (PUN INTENDED) with the clouds. Magnificent.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Pablo is always outdoing himself
@NinaDuffy
@NinaDuffy 10 ай бұрын
I'm laughing already it's been 20 seconds. 1. Ily guys. 2. As I'm writing this I seen the animated intro and I'm dying . Forgot my original point for number 2 .
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Hell yeah! I hope you enjoy the whole 80 minutes or whatever it is haha
@bradharrah3339
@bradharrah3339 9 ай бұрын
Spanking the cheek made other things jiggle. That's a detail you didn't have to add...but you did. More believable than the movie.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Oh that's all Pablo@@bradharrah3339
@bradharrah3339
@bradharrah3339 9 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding Just wanted you to know the optional details wete appreciated
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal 10 ай бұрын
So, I'm only 23 minutes in, and already I'm wondering why Anastasia hasn't run as far away as possible from this man, and gotten a restraining order against him. Besides the fact that he's filthy rich, and a restraining order probably wouldn't do jack. :/
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Have you seen his abs!?!?!
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal 10 ай бұрын
Hum. Fair point, I guess. :v
@luthientinuviel3883
@luthientinuviel3883 10 ай бұрын
I think the answer is this erotica and many women fantasise about dangerous stuff in a safe medium (books, in this case). The books and movies we're talking about are bad but I get it ig
@AmarisFrede
@AmarisFrede 9 ай бұрын
He groomed her to be dependent on him emotionally. I really hate the movie. It introduced most people to BDSM for the first time, and its depiction is just so so gross and wrong.
@mystuff9999
@mystuff9999 9 ай бұрын
Well, let‘s just say, if he wasn’t a billionaire the story would have gone differently 😏
@brettschmuckler4242
@brettschmuckler4242 10 ай бұрын
The editing is top tier. Probably the best you've done so far
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Thanks! We're working really hard to make it fun.
@brettschmuckler4242
@brettschmuckler4242 10 ай бұрын
Please, don't stop
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
The plan is to keep going haha@@brettschmuckler4242
@jessrl8025
@jessrl8025 9 ай бұрын
I've only watched the coverage of the first movie so far and I'm howling. The editing of the contract reading scene is brilliant!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Oh man that's my favorite part@@jessrl8025
@BionicLatino
@BionicLatino 10 ай бұрын
I never wanted to torture myself by watching these movies. But you made it enjoyable. So…am I your sub now?
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Yes that's how it works, sorry!
@tinakarkut2019
@tinakarkut2019 10 ай бұрын
We are all his subs
@The-Plaguefellow
@The-Plaguefellow 9 ай бұрын
​@@tinakarkut2019 And if you *aren't* his Sub, then there's truly something wrong with you!
@BigSmiley0TV
@BigSmiley0TV 2 ай бұрын
Yes i am a sub-scriber
@Mynameisshonas
@Mynameisshonas 9 ай бұрын
"Cheese is expensive I think he hustled me" is now one of my new favorite quotes
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
I cannot think of another situation that could be used, but it's a good one haha
@lyledal
@lyledal 10 ай бұрын
I love that Dave's pleasure dungeon is sponsored! Annnd.... at 47:18 ,did Anastasia just lift a line directly from the movie "Working Girl?" Yes. Yes, she did.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
He's a smart, sexy business man
@4amlibra
@4amlibra 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for confirming that I’m not the only one who noticed that. Of course one of the few good lines was stolen.
@lyledal
@lyledal 10 ай бұрын
@@4amlibra Right! I had to go back and make sure I was right, and yeah. Now that Tess is the boss, she to her assistant towards the very the end of the movie. And it was great.
@C.L.Hinton
@C.L.Hinton 10 ай бұрын
Maybe Dakota Johnson's mother approved? 🤔 (Yes, that's Melanie Griffith for anyone not in the know)
@brknglasses2734
@brknglasses2734 10 ай бұрын
I'm finally able to see this! I was always curious about 50 shades, but there was NO WAY I was gonna spend time watching that dreck myself. Doing God's work, Doc!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Hey there you go!
@esmeecampbell7396
@esmeecampbell7396 9 ай бұрын
I can't imagine you're short of video ideas for films to cover but "I try to avoid my impending death until I explain all 5 Final Destination movies" would probably slap, especially next Halloween-time
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Don't tell anybody but search "Jordan Breeding Final Destination" and see what happens...
@10000Winters
@10000Winters 10 ай бұрын
Based on all the clumsy back story this is basically just the SVU version of Dexter.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
100%
@bangitybangbabang
@bangitybangbabang 10 ай бұрын
I have a personal gripe with this movie for how it displayed abuse as bdsm
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
A lot of people do!
@andiward7068
@andiward7068 Ай бұрын
This movie was to BDSM what Shameless was to healthy family dynamics.
@aint2proud2meg
@aint2proud2meg 10 ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting to watch this every bit as hard as I’ve avoided any of the actual source material. There’s only one man who can do this. AND HIS NAME IS…. 🎼 🎺🎺🎺🎺
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Haha well... good luck!
@4amlibra
@4amlibra 10 ай бұрын
🎺, 🎺-🎺 🎺!!
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal 9 ай бұрын
.....Deputy Dawg? :v
@ALL_that_ENDS
@ALL_that_ENDS 10 ай бұрын
This... Is... Torture for everyone involved.. Only because I'm a diehard Breeder, will I even consider indulging In this franchise.. Breeder for eva
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Haha well I think it's a fun video, if that helps.
@Getzapped42
@Getzapped42 10 ай бұрын
Juice Daddy is my new favorite character.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Absolutely!
@aetherfukz
@aetherfukz 10 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, new Breeding video! This is gonna be an awesome evening
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Thanks so much! I'm sure we'll get more somedayyyy
@corinnewelter1144
@corinnewelter1144 10 ай бұрын
Great video! Sorry you had to watch such a deep series of movies. I’m sure the character development and intricate plots were hard to keep track of! But at least you got to use/reference that English degree!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Without my very valuable degree I would have been so lost!
@Hereticalchristian
@Hereticalchristian 9 ай бұрын
Really thought the Prometheus reference meant this video was going to lead into a transition for the next video which I hope is explaining every Alien film
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
Well it was just a weird coincidence BUT I would love to do Alien soon
@somethingclever8916
@somethingclever8916 4 ай бұрын
I love how in all these books the main female character is average and unremarkable but she loves to read and loves Jane austen. But every man she meets wants her. I think the female fantasy is all important men want her.
@diyeana
@diyeana 10 ай бұрын
This is the first one you've done that I'm both happy you covered it because I haven't seen the movies _and_ grateful that it *wasn't* three hours. I bet you were grateful too. 😂❤
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
I really was haha
@l.k.9666
@l.k.9666 9 ай бұрын
"They got a pepper bar!" I was mentioning the Quizno commercials to some folks yesterday, and they looked at me as if they were having a fever dream.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
That’s not entirely incorrect!
@TheLastSaint17
@TheLastSaint17 10 ай бұрын
Decided to watch this while recovering from a migraine. Every laugh made me hurt a little more. God damn you, Dr. Breeding.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Ooops sorry!
@TheLastSaint17
@TheLastSaint17 10 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding No no. This one is on me.
@TheLegPumpkin
@TheLegPumpkin 10 ай бұрын
1:13:50 it was called "Operation Iraqi Freedom" because we were all about irony in our illegal oil wars in the 2000's
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Ohhhhhh that's right. We haven't been in a "war" in literal decades. All police operations or whatever
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 9 ай бұрын
@Drjordanbreeding congress has to approve a war. Calling war a "police action" is the loophole tyrannical presidents have used since the 80's to bypass the system of checks and balances.
@laurencooper1568
@laurencooper1568 10 ай бұрын
I'm so stoked! Been waiting all day for this pick me up! Got this going on 3 devices! Breeders!!!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Hope you enjoy it!
@BeardedWoodland
@BeardedWoodland 10 ай бұрын
Those are rookie numbers, you gotta up that shit. 12 devices or more ONLY for content this quality. I'm playing this on my fridge right now!
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Haha I don't even know if that's necessarily helpful, but I appreciate it!@@BeardedWoodland
@laurencooper1568
@laurencooper1568 10 ай бұрын
@@BeardedWoodland my bad..... lol I am willing to learn
@bradharrah3339
@bradharrah3339 9 ай бұрын
I made the mistake of recommending "Secretary" to an older couple that were excited to see this. They. Were. Not. Prepared...
@sebastianacevedo9444
@sebastianacevedo9444 7 ай бұрын
That awkward moment when you could have swapped the female lead of Mortal Kombat and 50 Shades of Grey and made a much more interesting movie. Christian Grey trying to make Marine Colonel Sonya Blade submissive would end him with dead by thighs
@aint2proud2meg
@aint2proud2meg 5 ай бұрын
I’d watch that!
@lizh190
@lizh190 4 ай бұрын
You are absolutely hilarious, I’m SO glad I stumbled upon this channel. Chefs kiss
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 4 ай бұрын
Welcome!!
@anthonyrygalski6424
@anthonyrygalski6424 10 ай бұрын
Off in an hour, this is going to be my evening 😂🎉 So excited for the new drop!! Just might drop my beads from laughing too hard. 👀📿
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Oh no haha
@Boney4000
@Boney4000 10 ай бұрын
Thanks for the content, gonna carry me through the rest of my work day
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
You're super welcome!
@avoidablepanda2559
@avoidablepanda2559 10 ай бұрын
You enjoyed this too much to have three kids Dr. Breeding
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Uh...
@hershtheonly4799
@hershtheonly4799 10 ай бұрын
Lots of deep pulls. Axe Cop! A+ inserts
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Thanks so much!
@hershtheonly4799
@hershtheonly4799 10 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding it's clear that the editing has a huge pop culture knowledge base. And can tie quick micro comedy to any situation lol
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Yeah we're definitely pulling from a lot!@@hershtheonly4799
@savannahrodriguez8537
@savannahrodriguez8537 7 ай бұрын
The beginning of this is harder to explain to my mother than the entirety of the 50 Shades trilogy.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 7 ай бұрын
Why would you let your mother watch this? haha
@keithwoodcrest
@keithwoodcrest 9 ай бұрын
Bro. The narration on these is next level hilarious all by itself and the cutaway clips just drive it all home. Fucking hilarious. Also went and checked out some of your videos of your playing and damn you can really shred man. Would love to see more of that
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
I can sneak more shredding in there haha. Thanks so much for watching!
@keithwoodcrest
@keithwoodcrest 9 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding That would be sick! I'm a drummer of around 30 years, you guys are all super talented
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 9 ай бұрын
@@keithwoodcrest thanks so much!
@BreeValerie
@BreeValerie 8 ай бұрын
Unfortunately I was one of the people who watched the movies and read the books. Granted, I was 15 when I read the novels and even back then I was barely able to finish the books. Never did. The things we do when we are teenagers, goshdarnit. 😅 An ungodly mention. You know how some very popular movies get spoof remakes and parody movies? The point: I genuinely think 50 Shades of black is way better than all 3 original movies.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 8 ай бұрын
That feels too young for some reason haha
@BreeValerie
@BreeValerie 8 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding any age is too young 🤣
@rojoajax4441
@rojoajax4441 10 ай бұрын
Absolutely unhinged. I love it. Another Masterpiece guys
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Thanks so much!
@SocietyofIdiocracy
@SocietyofIdiocracy 10 ай бұрын
Funny the only difference between a pleasure dungeon and sexual battery/r*pe is a few billion dollars and a helicopter ride 😂 A plumber living in a trailer, DEF be a different outcome
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
AND A GLIDER!
@SocietyofIdiocracy
@SocietyofIdiocracy 10 ай бұрын
​​@@DrjordanbreedingOhhh yeahhhh... forgot about the glider, the prosecutor definitely didn't though 😉 "Come on Anna, you DID get to ride in a GLIDER, case dismissed"
@Brekitdun
@Brekitdun 10 ай бұрын
It's crazy how fast you pump these out! it'd be cool if you did some video game series too! maybe like uncharted or resident evil
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Well thankfully this one is only 3 movies (and also it's been 6 or 7 weeks since the last one!). And I'm definitely interested in video games... but wait until January. I'm gonna try something
@ALL_that_ENDS
@ALL_that_ENDS 10 ай бұрын
Hehe pump..
@corywatson2835
@corywatson2835 10 ай бұрын
Awesome bro, waiting with "baiting" breath to see what you got Breeding.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Paranormal Activity is coming in hot!@@corywatson2835
@eansba88-
@eansba88- 9 ай бұрын
​@@Drjordanbreedingdoes it involve nipple clamps and a spreader bar?!
@nickperoncomedy
@nickperoncomedy 6 ай бұрын
Late to the party on this video but I am impressed with the milage that robe is getting.
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 6 ай бұрын
It’s going to live forever
@ericmiller6349
@ericmiller6349 10 ай бұрын
I would watch these only if they were re-shot to have DJB play both main characters
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Negotiations are ongoing
@10000Winters
@10000Winters 10 ай бұрын
So, this entire story wouldn’t have worked if he wasn’t a billionaire, right? Like if he was a guy working over night at a gas station this wouldn’t be hot at all, right ladies? Ladies?
@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding 10 ай бұрын
Pshhhhh speak for yourself
@10000Winters
@10000Winters 10 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding I just think there is a much more understated part of this entire fantasy outside of the BDSM. Namely, she’s basically being relieved of any financial responsibility in her life. I mean, if someone was gonna pay my student loans and take me on helicopter rides, I’d probably sign some morally and legally dubious contracts.
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