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@havelthebonk12269 ай бұрын
I've been edging to this video for days ...jk I'm a double pump chump
@enerioffutt18819 ай бұрын
Just thought I'd mention that the while 50 Shades began as Twilight fanfic....which tells you something, I think.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
@@enerioffutt1881 yep!
@TheArtofKAS10 ай бұрын
I think this franchise is the most appropriate for Dr Breeding's namesake. Don't you? 😂😂😂😂
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
It was made FOR me
@wutthabuck877210 ай бұрын
No Species is made for Dr Breeding 😂
@cf802310 ай бұрын
@wutthabuck8772 😂 species next, please, doctor
@TheArtofKAS10 ай бұрын
@@wutthabuck8772 😂😂😂
@patkohler969510 ай бұрын
@@wutthabuck8772Dr. Breeding is when a daddy Doctor and a mommy Doctor love each other very much.
@heidi39639 ай бұрын
This video is better written than all of the Fifty Shadys movies put together! That English degree was worth it!
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
YOU HEAR THAT, MOM!?
@Rougarou999 ай бұрын
Have I ever seen these movies? No. Do I plan on seeing these movies? No. Do I have any desire to watch any of these movies or find out anything about them? No. Am I binging this entire video during breakfast? Absolutely.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Oof rough meal for this haha
@RecRoomPlays9 ай бұрын
as an english major, i can confirm: i DO like eating books, whether they're new or not. delicious, delicious books.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Yummo
@chelsie276710 ай бұрын
Based on the insert clips you use, you have impeccable taste in television shows.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
The impeccablist
@Guy_Metro9 ай бұрын
I really appreciate the editing style because of my ADHD it’s really easy to both understand and follow each of the cuts and jokes even though they are just rapid fire.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Yeah I just think it's a lot of fun!
@Galvamel9 ай бұрын
Now you got to do a bonus episode about how this series was originally Twilight fanfic, and how they can still tie in correctly. "A Nasty Dirty woman locks me in her sex dungeon until I connect Twilight to the Grey series."
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Haha well I'm sure a thousand other people have already done that!
@somethingclever89164 ай бұрын
Safeword!
@mikeredd88338 ай бұрын
Awww Dave doing a community reference. Love it
@TheSmartboy6410 ай бұрын
That thumbnail. *Chef's kiss*
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Ha thank you!
@IIIDDDAAA210 ай бұрын
Jordan is up there with the best boys.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Haha oh yeah?
@Kubillus9 ай бұрын
So glad I'm watching the intro with headphones on!
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Smart haha
@MakaveliBanks10 ай бұрын
I never considered watching 50 Shades... I wasn't even aware there was more than one movie. I am now very happy I never watched them because I am certain this video was far more entertaining. Sorry you had to sit through all of these Jordan but also kind of glad you did so I didn't have to.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Happy to be of service haha
@KingOfMadCows6 ай бұрын
Ball first, bawls later. I can relate.
@transagenda9 ай бұрын
Life is truly worthy of being now that a new DJB is out!
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Haha I hope that’s not the only reason!
@chrisclee66939 ай бұрын
Now I never have to watch the horror that is the actual films. A great service has been provided to us all!
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
My pleasure!
@VforVendettas10 ай бұрын
Still LOVING the animations. Was the music created by our favorite doctor?
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Myself and Brandon O'Neil!
@benstochaj8447 ай бұрын
Her shife at the warehouse store. Where the shelves are stocked full of all types of warehouses
@Drjordanbreeding7 ай бұрын
It’s unclear who this store serves!
@nullsleep51789 ай бұрын
1:02:44 dogs in the shot at 1:02:44 if anyone is interested
@billconrad73669 ай бұрын
I have been watching this series from its inception all the way through till now and dear Lord it is the best thing on the KZbins. I hope you guys never stop it is incredible work you guys are getting better and better all the time freaking love you guys you rock
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Heck yeah! Thanks so much for the encouragement!
@maxmfpayne14 күн бұрын
All the Archer references feel incredibly relevant to this franchise and it's male lead
@Drjordanbreeding13 күн бұрын
Truth
@mortua_conjuga2 ай бұрын
"washington state university will be fully vanquished!" i laughed so hard at that i had tears in my eyes, my tummy hurt and i had to poo immediately. fucking VANQUISHED ⚰️⚰️⚰️
@Itsfineweerallfine9 ай бұрын
Love the use of new girl, archer and Brooklyn 99! Excellent takedown video as always Dr. Breeding!
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Ha thanks so much!
@Itsfineweerallfine9 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreedingupon watching the video instead of just listening, i am delighted to see you have mighty boosh and lonely island work in there too! Bravo!
@willofmanosentertainment46548 ай бұрын
Hell Yeah dude! Evil Dead Regeneration is the shit!
@amberg16179 ай бұрын
I just recently found your channel, and it has me crying from laughing so hard! Just got yourself a new extremely unwell fan!
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Amazing! So happy you found it/are enjoying it!
@alexabeeee9 ай бұрын
The screaming SUUUUBSSS bits are just GOLD.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Haha good!
@slubberdagollian9 ай бұрын
GOD! I love introducing new people to The Mighty Boosh!
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Well here you go haha
@TiagoMorbusSa9 ай бұрын
Lovely sunburst les paul!
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Thanks! It's got coil tapping so I can flip between single coil and humbucker. The thing friggin' rips.
@TiagoMorbusSa9 ай бұрын
oooh, very nice! :D @@Drjordanbreeding
@nicolascalderon59662 ай бұрын
Never seen these movies but I’m all in for this review lmfaooooo
@Drjordanbreeding2 ай бұрын
Haha glad you’re here
@PetrygaLiades-mn6ro10 ай бұрын
best Breeding video
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Oh shoot.
@Cesaryeyo6 ай бұрын
Talk about a BREEDING KINK! Am I right?! 🥁
@Drjordanbreeding6 ай бұрын
You totally are
@phoenixcry455610 ай бұрын
Bless you for slogging through this god awful series. You are both the hero we need and the one we deserve.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Ha you're quite welcome
@andy58669 ай бұрын
Man that tune was nice what were you guys called?
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Skyward! I uploaded that set to my side channel “Breeding Music”
@purplepurrpurrin9 ай бұрын
I think I have that same rug
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Dave's mom!?
@andrewsammons96434 ай бұрын
I was not expecting John Cena to make an appearance in this video and that one is on me
@Drjordanbreeding4 ай бұрын
That is very MUCH on you
@skylerchampagne9 ай бұрын
Haha you outdid yourselves with this one!
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Ha thank you
@rasheedhawkins33729 ай бұрын
I had no intention of watching this, but I also cannot miss out on BREEDING reviewing this travesty.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
I hope you enjoy it anyway!
@scotteagle359710 ай бұрын
OMG. I thought you were kidding, but I really should have known better...
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Nope. We really did it.
@scotteagle359710 ай бұрын
I have a fetish that involves KZbinrs that go on long, unhinged rants that go on for far too long, but then bring it all together to make a coherent story. You are in my top 3, and not in a bad, "going to kidnap you and throw you in a basement until you do the whole Hellraiser series", or anything, type of way... I promise, ask Dave, we would NEVER do something like that...@@Drjordanbreeding
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Haha uhhhhhhhhhhh@@scotteagle3597
@punkrocker137710 ай бұрын
The Modern Rogue is getting… weird. Fun. But weird.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
No this is as it was always meant to be
@WisdomGoddess10 ай бұрын
Not the Quizno's rats!!!
@tana42839 ай бұрын
In my head this entire time, I've been thinking. I can't ask him to do the hellraiser series there's like Twelve movies and they're extremely violent and sexual..... Well..... Since we're here anyway you wanna do the hallraiser series???huh
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
That’s my plan for next September/October
@tana42839 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreedingholy shit...I will be there!!!!!
@mortua_conjuga2 ай бұрын
right, so, i started watching this when it dropped. i turned it off cos 50 SHADES makes me irrationally angry because: • i'm a professional dominatrix • male "doms" here i am, 7 months later, attempting to watch this video i know in my bones is gonna make me cackle like the other videos did. i'm 10.5 minutes in and i'm struggling. despite the good doctor's efforts to make me laugh, the horrendousness of this franchise hurts me so badly. i love jordan, and the other breeders so i will soldier on with short breaks every 5 minutes cos goddamn this twilight fanfiction is awful.
@2014wolfy9 ай бұрын
"Mommy/Daddy Issues: The Movie"
@AaronCharnell10 ай бұрын
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego☺
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Shows how old she is!
@Metapod_Hardened6 ай бұрын
Needs more subs, contents too good lol
@Drjordanbreeding6 ай бұрын
I'm trying! Haha
@finalgirlbunker60157 ай бұрын
Omfg ok its been bothering me. The reference, at approx 7:15, of the great grandfathers portrait in the attic.... dorian gray?????? If not please tell me.
@Drjordanbreeding7 ай бұрын
Yep! That’s it!
@finalgirlbunker60157 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding oh thank God. I don't have to return my English degree. Phew.
@Drjordanbreeding7 ай бұрын
@@finalgirlbunker6015 it’s still yours… FOR NOW
@wmascolin9 ай бұрын
Hopeful this leads into a Twilight recap! Thanks for torturing yourself for our entertainment Mr. Doctor man.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Somedayyyy
@cigimon49 ай бұрын
I hold on tight like a spider monkey until I explain all of twilight
@sebastianacevedo944410 ай бұрын
Well now we know that we shoukd write books since literally nothing I would ever write would be half this bad
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Yeah literally anybody can do it
@Samthehandwitch9 ай бұрын
Woo, made the credits 😅
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Hell yeah!
@Samthehandwitch9 ай бұрын
Don't worry, you and Dave are totally worth it
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Thaaaaaaaanks@@Samthehandwitch
@cissyiniguez10 ай бұрын
Never had an interest in the books. Never had an interest in the movies. Dr. J is explaining Fifty Shades… 🛋️🍿🍬🥤🎬 👏🏼😂👏🏼 P. S. Do you have a theatre degree? Cause it was kinda hard distinguishing if you were acting or if you forgot you were filming a KZbin video. I'm surprised you don't have more children 😜
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
I do not haha. And I'm also shocked!
@edwardmunoz948510 ай бұрын
Upset that we didn’t get a Dave centric thumbnail. My vote was useless…😢
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Sorry :-(
@crankydragon9 ай бұрын
36:29
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
It's a good question
@crankydragon9 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding we love our subs
@WrestlingMV699 ай бұрын
so is Dave and English General
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Yes
@redrum77710 ай бұрын
For all I care, Jordans review is better than the actually movies.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
I sure freaking hope so haha
@BeardedWoodland10 ай бұрын
What actual movie? I'm pretty sure Dave has these "films" made specifically for these videos.
@tinakarkut201910 ай бұрын
I've never seen the franchise movines before, and now thanks to this video, i don't have to lol. This seems like it has a better plot than the acfual movie anyway
@AlaFrigginBama9 ай бұрын
Same! Jordan and Dave should be given humanitarian awards for having to endure this series….🤦🏻♀️🤣
@virginiadare15879 ай бұрын
That's an easy accomplishment.
@jerrys.989510 ай бұрын
At least no one will EVER be able to accuse you of plagiarism, Jordan. No other mind on the planet (aside from the guy who punches up your scripts) could come up with this shit.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Haha that's what I've been saying
@10000Winters10 ай бұрын
I’m no Dr. Phil but if you are reacting angrily to any interaction your significant other has with a member of the opposite sex… I don’t think that relationship is gonna go the distance.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
I am a doctor and I say the opposite. Nothing a couple spanks can't fix.
@10000Winters10 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding I stand corrected. Doctors orders.
@TheDrNinjaman9 ай бұрын
The part where they talk about Christian's molester lady and how he was her sub and then cut to Jared Fogel enjoying a Subway sub was quite possibly the funniest smash cut in the history of the world. Sick and dark, but made me choke on my own spit funny.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. That’s always the goal!
@AmarisFrede9 ай бұрын
I love how respectful and validating the depicted relationship is. 🌼 I mean yours and Dave's! The movie's can go die in a hole... 😒
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Agreed on both counts
@somethingclever89164 ай бұрын
Now I'm visualizing Dave breeding Jordan's butt
@youngrootv10 ай бұрын
This is first series that I’ve seen you review that I’m surprised that you genuinely didn’t become insane after covering it
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Hey you don't know if I'm insane or not yet!
@youngrootv10 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding 👀
@The-Plaguefellow10 ай бұрын
Man's already been through the wringer, his sheer insanity has looped right back 'round to sanity and ready for another revolution.
@Joeseph_Kerr9 ай бұрын
His secret? He’s always insane.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
This is true haha@@Joeseph_Kerr
@Quasar_Hero10 ай бұрын
I'm super upset that you made this video and now I have to watch the whole thing at least twice.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Oops sorry haha
@forestcampbell89629 ай бұрын
Obligations to do so here as well.
@Boney400010 ай бұрын
I love your extra long videos, but I hope this one being just over an hour saved you a little effort with filming and editing. We don't want you tu burn out 💪🏾
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
This was definitely an overall easier one! I sort of snuck it in between a few others.
@10000Winters9 ай бұрын
Everything about that animated intro is a friggin masterpiece. The silliness of poking butts, the synchronization of the beat and the slapping, the music building and then climaxing (PUN INTENDED) with the clouds. Magnificent.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Pablo is always outdoing himself
@NinaDuffy10 ай бұрын
I'm laughing already it's been 20 seconds. 1. Ily guys. 2. As I'm writing this I seen the animated intro and I'm dying . Forgot my original point for number 2 .
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Hell yeah! I hope you enjoy the whole 80 minutes or whatever it is haha
@bradharrah33399 ай бұрын
Spanking the cheek made other things jiggle. That's a detail you didn't have to add...but you did. More believable than the movie.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Oh that's all Pablo@@bradharrah3339
@bradharrah33399 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding Just wanted you to know the optional details wete appreciated
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal10 ай бұрын
So, I'm only 23 minutes in, and already I'm wondering why Anastasia hasn't run as far away as possible from this man, and gotten a restraining order against him. Besides the fact that he's filthy rich, and a restraining order probably wouldn't do jack. :/
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Have you seen his abs!?!?!
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal10 ай бұрын
Hum. Fair point, I guess. :v
@luthientinuviel388310 ай бұрын
I think the answer is this erotica and many women fantasise about dangerous stuff in a safe medium (books, in this case). The books and movies we're talking about are bad but I get it ig
@AmarisFrede9 ай бұрын
He groomed her to be dependent on him emotionally. I really hate the movie. It introduced most people to BDSM for the first time, and its depiction is just so so gross and wrong.
@mystuff99999 ай бұрын
Well, let‘s just say, if he wasn’t a billionaire the story would have gone differently 😏
@brettschmuckler424210 ай бұрын
The editing is top tier. Probably the best you've done so far
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Thanks! We're working really hard to make it fun.
@brettschmuckler424210 ай бұрын
Please, don't stop
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
The plan is to keep going haha@@brettschmuckler4242
@jessrl80259 ай бұрын
I've only watched the coverage of the first movie so far and I'm howling. The editing of the contract reading scene is brilliant!
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Oh man that's my favorite part@@jessrl8025
@BionicLatino10 ай бұрын
I never wanted to torture myself by watching these movies. But you made it enjoyable. So…am I your sub now?
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Yes that's how it works, sorry!
@tinakarkut201910 ай бұрын
We are all his subs
@The-Plaguefellow9 ай бұрын
@@tinakarkut2019 And if you *aren't* his Sub, then there's truly something wrong with you!
@BigSmiley0TV2 ай бұрын
Yes i am a sub-scriber
@Mynameisshonas9 ай бұрын
"Cheese is expensive I think he hustled me" is now one of my new favorite quotes
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
I cannot think of another situation that could be used, but it's a good one haha
@lyledal10 ай бұрын
I love that Dave's pleasure dungeon is sponsored! Annnd.... at 47:18 ,did Anastasia just lift a line directly from the movie "Working Girl?" Yes. Yes, she did.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
He's a smart, sexy business man
@4amlibra10 ай бұрын
Thank you for confirming that I’m not the only one who noticed that. Of course one of the few good lines was stolen.
@lyledal10 ай бұрын
@@4amlibra Right! I had to go back and make sure I was right, and yeah. Now that Tess is the boss, she to her assistant towards the very the end of the movie. And it was great.
@C.L.Hinton10 ай бұрын
Maybe Dakota Johnson's mother approved? 🤔 (Yes, that's Melanie Griffith for anyone not in the know)
@brknglasses273410 ай бұрын
I'm finally able to see this! I was always curious about 50 shades, but there was NO WAY I was gonna spend time watching that dreck myself. Doing God's work, Doc!
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Hey there you go!
@esmeecampbell73969 ай бұрын
I can't imagine you're short of video ideas for films to cover but "I try to avoid my impending death until I explain all 5 Final Destination movies" would probably slap, especially next Halloween-time
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Don't tell anybody but search "Jordan Breeding Final Destination" and see what happens...
@10000Winters10 ай бұрын
Based on all the clumsy back story this is basically just the SVU version of Dexter.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
100%
@bangitybangbabang10 ай бұрын
I have a personal gripe with this movie for how it displayed abuse as bdsm
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
A lot of people do!
@andiward7068Ай бұрын
This movie was to BDSM what Shameless was to healthy family dynamics.
@aint2proud2meg10 ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting to watch this every bit as hard as I’ve avoided any of the actual source material. There’s only one man who can do this. AND HIS NAME IS…. 🎼 🎺🎺🎺🎺
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Haha well... good luck!
@4amlibra10 ай бұрын
🎺, 🎺-🎺 🎺!!
@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal9 ай бұрын
.....Deputy Dawg? :v
@ALL_that_ENDS10 ай бұрын
This... Is... Torture for everyone involved.. Only because I'm a diehard Breeder, will I even consider indulging In this franchise.. Breeder for eva
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Haha well I think it's a fun video, if that helps.
@Getzapped4210 ай бұрын
Juice Daddy is my new favorite character.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Absolutely!
@aetherfukz10 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, new Breeding video! This is gonna be an awesome evening
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Thanks so much! I'm sure we'll get more somedayyyy
@corinnewelter114410 ай бұрын
Great video! Sorry you had to watch such a deep series of movies. I’m sure the character development and intricate plots were hard to keep track of! But at least you got to use/reference that English degree!
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Without my very valuable degree I would have been so lost!
@Hereticalchristian9 ай бұрын
Really thought the Prometheus reference meant this video was going to lead into a transition for the next video which I hope is explaining every Alien film
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
Well it was just a weird coincidence BUT I would love to do Alien soon
@somethingclever89164 ай бұрын
I love how in all these books the main female character is average and unremarkable but she loves to read and loves Jane austen. But every man she meets wants her. I think the female fantasy is all important men want her.
@diyeana10 ай бұрын
This is the first one you've done that I'm both happy you covered it because I haven't seen the movies _and_ grateful that it *wasn't* three hours. I bet you were grateful too. 😂❤
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
I really was haha
@l.k.96669 ай бұрын
"They got a pepper bar!" I was mentioning the Quizno commercials to some folks yesterday, and they looked at me as if they were having a fever dream.
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
That’s not entirely incorrect!
@TheLastSaint1710 ай бұрын
Decided to watch this while recovering from a migraine. Every laugh made me hurt a little more. God damn you, Dr. Breeding.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Ooops sorry!
@TheLastSaint1710 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding No no. This one is on me.
@TheLegPumpkin10 ай бұрын
1:13:50 it was called "Operation Iraqi Freedom" because we were all about irony in our illegal oil wars in the 2000's
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Ohhhhhh that's right. We haven't been in a "war" in literal decades. All police operations or whatever
@stevenclark16629 ай бұрын
@Drjordanbreeding congress has to approve a war. Calling war a "police action" is the loophole tyrannical presidents have used since the 80's to bypass the system of checks and balances.
@laurencooper156810 ай бұрын
I'm so stoked! Been waiting all day for this pick me up! Got this going on 3 devices! Breeders!!!
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Hope you enjoy it!
@BeardedWoodland10 ай бұрын
Those are rookie numbers, you gotta up that shit. 12 devices or more ONLY for content this quality. I'm playing this on my fridge right now!
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Haha I don't even know if that's necessarily helpful, but I appreciate it!@@BeardedWoodland
@laurencooper156810 ай бұрын
@@BeardedWoodland my bad..... lol I am willing to learn
@bradharrah33399 ай бұрын
I made the mistake of recommending "Secretary" to an older couple that were excited to see this. They. Were. Not. Prepared...
@sebastianacevedo94447 ай бұрын
That awkward moment when you could have swapped the female lead of Mortal Kombat and 50 Shades of Grey and made a much more interesting movie. Christian Grey trying to make Marine Colonel Sonya Blade submissive would end him with dead by thighs
@aint2proud2meg5 ай бұрын
I’d watch that!
@lizh1904 ай бұрын
You are absolutely hilarious, I’m SO glad I stumbled upon this channel. Chefs kiss
@Drjordanbreeding4 ай бұрын
Welcome!!
@anthonyrygalski642410 ай бұрын
Off in an hour, this is going to be my evening 😂🎉 So excited for the new drop!! Just might drop my beads from laughing too hard. 👀📿
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Oh no haha
@Boney400010 ай бұрын
Thanks for the content, gonna carry me through the rest of my work day
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
You're super welcome!
@avoidablepanda255910 ай бұрын
You enjoyed this too much to have three kids Dr. Breeding
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Uh...
@hershtheonly479910 ай бұрын
Lots of deep pulls. Axe Cop! A+ inserts
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Thanks so much!
@hershtheonly479910 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding it's clear that the editing has a huge pop culture knowledge base. And can tie quick micro comedy to any situation lol
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Yeah we're definitely pulling from a lot!@@hershtheonly4799
@savannahrodriguez85377 ай бұрын
The beginning of this is harder to explain to my mother than the entirety of the 50 Shades trilogy.
@Drjordanbreeding7 ай бұрын
Why would you let your mother watch this? haha
@keithwoodcrest9 ай бұрын
Bro. The narration on these is next level hilarious all by itself and the cutaway clips just drive it all home. Fucking hilarious. Also went and checked out some of your videos of your playing and damn you can really shred man. Would love to see more of that
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
I can sneak more shredding in there haha. Thanks so much for watching!
@keithwoodcrest9 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding That would be sick! I'm a drummer of around 30 years, you guys are all super talented
@Drjordanbreeding9 ай бұрын
@@keithwoodcrest thanks so much!
@BreeValerie8 ай бұрын
Unfortunately I was one of the people who watched the movies and read the books. Granted, I was 15 when I read the novels and even back then I was barely able to finish the books. Never did. The things we do when we are teenagers, goshdarnit. 😅 An ungodly mention. You know how some very popular movies get spoof remakes and parody movies? The point: I genuinely think 50 Shades of black is way better than all 3 original movies.
@Drjordanbreeding8 ай бұрын
That feels too young for some reason haha
@BreeValerie8 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding any age is too young 🤣
@rojoajax444110 ай бұрын
Absolutely unhinged. I love it. Another Masterpiece guys
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Thanks so much!
@SocietyofIdiocracy10 ай бұрын
Funny the only difference between a pleasure dungeon and sexual battery/r*pe is a few billion dollars and a helicopter ride 😂 A plumber living in a trailer, DEF be a different outcome
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
AND A GLIDER!
@SocietyofIdiocracy10 ай бұрын
@@DrjordanbreedingOhhh yeahhhh... forgot about the glider, the prosecutor definitely didn't though 😉 "Come on Anna, you DID get to ride in a GLIDER, case dismissed"
@Brekitdun10 ай бұрын
It's crazy how fast you pump these out! it'd be cool if you did some video game series too! maybe like uncharted or resident evil
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Well thankfully this one is only 3 movies (and also it's been 6 or 7 weeks since the last one!). And I'm definitely interested in video games... but wait until January. I'm gonna try something
@ALL_that_ENDS10 ай бұрын
Hehe pump..
@corywatson283510 ай бұрын
Awesome bro, waiting with "baiting" breath to see what you got Breeding.
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Paranormal Activity is coming in hot!@@corywatson2835
@eansba88-9 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreedingdoes it involve nipple clamps and a spreader bar?!
@nickperoncomedy6 ай бұрын
Late to the party on this video but I am impressed with the milage that robe is getting.
@Drjordanbreeding6 ай бұрын
It’s going to live forever
@ericmiller634910 ай бұрын
I would watch these only if they were re-shot to have DJB play both main characters
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Negotiations are ongoing
@10000Winters10 ай бұрын
So, this entire story wouldn’t have worked if he wasn’t a billionaire, right? Like if he was a guy working over night at a gas station this wouldn’t be hot at all, right ladies? Ladies?
@Drjordanbreeding10 ай бұрын
Pshhhhh speak for yourself
@10000Winters10 ай бұрын
@@Drjordanbreeding I just think there is a much more understated part of this entire fantasy outside of the BDSM. Namely, she’s basically being relieved of any financial responsibility in her life. I mean, if someone was gonna pay my student loans and take me on helicopter rides, I’d probably sign some morally and legally dubious contracts.