I explain all 5 Indiana Jones movies while running from a boulder

[@Drjordanbreeding]

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[@Dragon_5th-Regeneration]

Hey, enjoy your videos but your cutaways to random memes/ scenes every 6-8seconds is distracting. Aside from that, woohoo

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@Dragon_5th-Regeneration yeah… that’s kinda the vibe, unfortunately!

[@kbags91]

@@Dragon_5th-Regenerationthat’s my favorite part haha specifically if Crunk or John Cena is involved

[@gabedavis4458]

Family...

[@EMurph42]

@@kbags91Cena is always perfectly timed! It proves his gift for funny that, that cutaway has been used dozens of times & it still hits!

[@emaliekamin2376]

My favorite part of this video is the slow progression of you going from jogging in place, to just kinda moving your knees and arms, to just bobbing a little, to standing totally still and completely giving up on pretending to run from the boulder.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That’s what I like to call “art”

[@sabrinamsmith]

Haha, I thought that part was hilarious 😂

[@DJ12245]

You need to do cardio@@Drjordanbreeding bro...

[@xXzer0XD]

​@@Drjordanbreedingthats what I call well endowed

[@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal]

Not to keep going on about it, but if you'd had a separate theme for each movie, you could have had yourself and your father tied up in chairs as the theme of the third movie, and then you could have explained it together! :o Unless he was busy, but I'm just gonna ignore that possibility. :3

[@saral8625]

"He's trapped there until he explains all the night at the museum movies". I love how this implies that this is some kind of generational curse on your family 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It's true! We're cursed!

[@saral8625]

​@@DrjordanbreedingAlso, hear me out: the Air Bud series. Those things went off the rails

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

​@@saral8625Ain't no rule!

[@gimbub]

The evolution of the lack of effort in the running in place is cinematic magic

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I’m honestly super pleased how many people noticed the intentionality of it

[@terellbelle8731]

​@@Drjordanbreeding yea intentional *wink wink*

[@acgeewhiz]

It is wild how Indy has witnessed the powers of multiple deities firsthand during the 1930’s, but by the time WWII is over he thinks aliens and time travel are a bridge too far, lol.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Right haha

[@KeithElliott-zd8cx]

i mean, in all fairness it's pretty ridiculous to assume there's no other life but us NOW, but that doesn't mean they actually showed up here.

[@vlasisv3415]

Ask a fundamentalist christian about aliens and they'll say they dont/can't exist

[@KP-vy9ro]

Yeah this is exactly what I think when the people hate on the 4th and fifth one, it's like really you guys went for the arc and the holy Grail but something real like we can prove exists like the antikythera mechanism and crystal skulls are too far out there for them. Lol way to suspend disbelief for movies correctly guys...

[@gimbub]

My favourite part about watching you since you emerged from the ashes of Cracked is the dedication to the toooooo be faaaaiiiirrrr.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha hell yeah

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Especially 8:26

[@RobertJones-gq3jq]

I like how by 1:10:01 Jordan isn't even jogging in place anymore, he's just moving his arms.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I GET TIRED

[@THATGuy5654]

I like to imagine that his father was constantly being forced to explain the entirety of old sitcom runs, his grandfather had to explain radio shows, his great-grandfather had to explain the works of prolific novelists, his great-great-grandfather had to summarize plays, his great-great-great-grandfather had to go into religious texts, and meanwhile, his own kid is already finding himself in situations that require him to explain early KZbin series.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

This is exactly what is happening haha

[@VforVendettas]

I was so happy to see this! I've been super sick and had to take of work. This perked me right up! Just what Dr. Jordan ordered!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh no feel better!

[@jonmiller6787]

"If these movies go any further back in time..." Funny you should mention, the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles literally did this for their home release. Apparently when it aired there was a whole wider narrative that had an old man version Indiana meeting people and reminiscing, with some stories about him as a teenager and some with him as a younger kid, but the home release didn't have any of that- it was just his adventures in the past- and they were put in a different order, with all of the stories around the same time periods grouped together, but I guess there were way less teenage Indi stories than kid stories, so they put the older Indi stories first. So if you didn't watch it in the original format, the first several episodes were The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles and then the rest suddenly inexplicably became The Even Younger Indiana Jones Chronicles

[@TheArtofKAS]

Actually one of the best, funniest transitions to the next franchise that I've seen so far. Great job Jordan!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha thanks so much!

[@zane3947]

Loved the whole thing but the cup bit specifically literally made me laugh out loud

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh man. I had so much fun talking to Dave about that

[@92Niceneasy]

I just want you to know that the horse meat subway bit, specifically talking about horse meat and then the shot at 1:39:27, drudged up a childhood memory I had completely forgotten about until now. It was a scene in a movie my sister was watching when I was little where a horse gets bisected by panes of glass just like that sandwich is in the subway commercial. I remember being horrified of the scene as a child. So uhh... thanks for the reminder I guess?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha well that's super weird! Sorry!

[@DarlingMissDarling]

Oh my god. It was from The Cell with Jennifer Lopez and Vincent Donofrio. Yeah man, that was SUPER scarring, I'll never forget that shit 😂

[@TitularHeroine]

​@@DarlingMissDarlingFor sure. It was an artfully done film though. Many of the scenes had a very painterly quality

[@herboilingpoint]

1:10:50 I think that Harrison and Especially Connery were completely believably those guys. Even with script issues, it was like Indy and Sr. were re-enacting their adventure

[@shivanivarma8764]

1:06:00 The reason for the second blade 🤯. I never understood it either. But your logic for the second blade makes sooooo much sense.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I have no idea if I'm correct haha

[@CyrissSmith-oi9be]

It's not enough that you have destroyer of pussy edited together in a hilarious way. You actually have Kincaid from dream warriors calling Krueger a pussy. Truly the perfect clip of that word used for that sentence. Chefs kiss

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha thank you

[@johncurley8486]

So in raiders they went through all the trouble of building the map room with the special staff and all that just to reveal that the ark was “hidden” in the big temple in the middle of town… like, it’s exactly where you would guess it would be

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha that’s a great point

[@gabby3036]

51:47 If anyone is interested in where this one-second clip is from ("-Shia LaBeouf"), it's "[Actual Cannibal] Shia LaBeouf" by Rob Cantor. Can't recommend the song AND video enough. It's amazing.

[@Celtic_Blade]

2:27 You’ve already ran for longer than I could run in place. God I’m out of shape.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well, I died after filming this so

[@lizharrison6952]

I love the whip, Doctor 😉😂 I was six when I watched the Raiders of the Lost Ark with my older brother and I had nightmares because their faces melted off at the end, he did a great job babysitting that night 🤣🤣

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah it's ROUGH haha

[@ethal1222]

I've always kind of wanted to see what would happen if you shot a golden box full of god with a rocket launcher.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

But now we’ll never know :-(

[@FumblsTheSniper]

The first three movies are so good I have seen multiple reviews of 4-5 and have no idea what happens besides a skull and Indiana is old.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That's... pretty much it haha

[@zombiedolt]

thanks for keeping the gi joe PSAs alive in our hearts and minds

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Forever and always

[@aetherfukz]

Just got home from work and greeted by this in my feed. What a glorious day! Love your videos!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hope you enjoy it!

[@tenimeartstudios]

"She picks up the Head with a rag, which, I guess, stops the heat?" Oh, you mean like an oven mitt? Because that's LITERALLY what THEY do?? 😅😅😅

[@Drjordanbreeding]

No, I mean with a random rag haha. She doesn’t grab an oven mitt.

[@Galvamel]

The fourth pig's house was made of wolf skulls. It wasn't very structurally sound, but it sent a message.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha indeed

[@punawelewele]

At the moment he said we should take a break and watch, "Everything Everywhere All At Once" I had just been thinking of closing YT and watching that.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I am always watching

[@christopherbronson3275]

An hour and a half of running from that boulder. I bet it's builders had some sort of crowd funding website that helped fund the building of such a long corridor? ALSO I have to applaud this Dr. Jordan Breeding (Not a real Dr. (Or is he (but seriously, he isn't (unless he IS))) guy's cardio! Maybe he has some kinda... Patreon or some way to support his 3 kids. CAUSE DID YOU KNOW HE'S A FATHER 3 times over?!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I HAVE SO MANY KIDS

[@marcusmiller5443]

You don't incorporate near enough 'Oh Brother Where Art Thou' references. It's got quite a few quotable lines.😊

[@BillyAndersonYT]

Nice! Got in early so I don’t have to ignore my kids to watch all of this. But yet

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Kids will always be there, these... you never know!

[@slipton9797]

Love this but all the Home Alone references made me realize that you need to do an Every Freaking Home Alone video!!! You should do it this December!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Almost, I’m gonna do Die Hard!

[@slipton9797]

@@Drjordanbreeding fair enough. Next year!

[@phoenixcry4556]

Magnificent as always!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you!

[@patrickhanlon932]

I can't wait for the Terminator video!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I think it’ll be fun!

[@marcusmiller5443]

At one point, during animated chase scene, I thought I seen him being chased by testicles... 😂

[@user-ow1bc4sx2r]

great vid as always doc, Question, what’s the music clip you use for deaths? I tried to search my best interpretation which is “oh….Caleb is dead” but that mostly just informs me about various dead Caleb’s

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It’s called Caleb is Dead and it’s original haha

[@user-ow1bc4sx2r]

Iconic

[@MoramothHauntz]

Calling it now: in a few months everyone is going to be sporting togas and fedoras Should've destroyed that cube with Mazdatron

[@subnormality.]

"The Raj in chaj" is something i admit i laughed at

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hell yeah. That’s high brow humor haha

[@emilyglass6625]

In the category of I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT, I need to tell *someone* some Indiana Jones information, and while I doubt anyone is reading the 925th comment on a (solidly rewatchable!) six month old video, I don't know who else to tell about this or how. This is wild, and somebody somewhere on this internet needs to unpack it, yo. SO: I am basically The Eldest Millenial, and I grew up watching a tv show from the early nineties called The Young Indiana Jones, which - for more reasons all the time - I am not super surprised people younger than me haven't really heard about. It sounds like a cheaply made cartoon franchise, like they do now with Trolls and Puss in Boots and How to Train Your Dragon and such, but it was an hourlong live action primetime adventure series that Wikipedia informs me ran for two seasons with 4 tv movies, and which mostly told stories about a teenage to college-age Indiana Jones. Have you heard of the movie "Powder"? Google the movie "Powder." The Young Indiana Jones starred the guy who was also the lead in "Powder" - haha. Notably there were also some episodes of the show where we see Indiana Jones at 10-12 years old. My two main memories of the show are an episode where Indy meets Ernest Hemingway and joins the French Foreign Legion and an episode where a Russian girl with a cake teaches Indy about communism. Now just a few days ago my sisters were explicitly searching Disney+ for Indiana Jones movies - as in, they were literally like "show me all your Indiana Jones" - and one of them specifically remarked that it was too bad/kind of weird that not even Total Disney has The Young Indiana Jones. But have you ever discovered that a streaming service has basically buried something? It hasn't actually eliminated or destroyed the show (not, say, the way Disney threw away The Mysterious Benedict Society, which I loved, and which is now GONE), but it won't appear unless you search for the exact title. Well, I happened to Google The Young Indiana Jones show this morning, and Google volunteered that it IS streaming on Disney+, so I tried again with an exact title search this time and found it. Skipping over some boring details, I ended up looking for an episode guide to find out if Disney had all of it or just some of the episodes, and I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT that in the late 90s, George Lucas decided to go back and HAVE THE SHOW COMPLETELY RE-CUT so that instead of a non-chronological series with two seasons and four tv movies, it's now about twenty "feature-length" episodes where the events of the story take place in exact chronological order. A typical one of these new "features" smashes together content from two episodes, and some aspects of the series have been cut out altogether, such as an Old Indy who acted as a framing device and told the stories. This is a fairly WILD thing for anyone to want to do, because 1) the adventure stories were told in no particular order, so when you just line up all the events chronologically, there is no particular reason to expect that content from different episodes will mesh thematically, just because two episodes both happen to be set around the same time, and 2) the whole point of some of these original episodes was that Indy encountered a quest as a 10-12 year old that he wouldn't see through until he was 19-20. Basically, the 10-12 year old Indy was sometimes more or less a flashback. Imagine re-cutting LOST so there are several entire episodes made from nothing but pre-Island flashbacks which you have to get through before the plane ever crashes, or entire seasons of PSYCH that are nothing but Corbin Bernsen teaching young Shawn life hacks? This isn't quite as crazy, because the Youngest Indiana Jones content runs longer than a few minutes at a time, and there's a lot less Youngest Indiana Jones, total, relative to Young Indiana Jones, but so far I've watched the first "feature" and 1/3 of the way through, Indy and Laurence of Arabia solve a murder mystery, only for the murderer to be like, "But you'll NEVER find the missing artifact MUAHAHA!" And Laurence of Arabia just turns around to everybody and is like, "I guess we'll never find the missing artifact," so they all just F off to Morocco to do something completely different. Because above all, we must tell the story in order, and Indy won't be old enough to go, like, "Hey whatever happened to that artifact?" for another ten years or so. [Side note: My sister has a remarkable memory. I was telling her about all this, and she was like, 'By any chance, was the murdered man named Rashid?' Apparently, she has a core memory of child Indiana Jones screaming, 'STOP IT STOP IT YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME LIKE YOU KILLED RASHID!' after a mummy fell on top of him]. Meanwhile, troubling but not unexpected for an early 90s show, the politics/values/messaging will MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN. They're clearly trying to do... something? Indy, for example, meets an enslaved boy and struggles to understand how vastly different Omar's frame of reference is from his own, not to mention the inherent power imbalance in their friendship. But some of the content to come out of this story is blithering insane. A conversation between well-educated adults who are positioned as reasonable and basically likable ends with "Of course the real problem with legal slavery is that, slaves being property, they can be stolen from you!" A guy teaches Indy to do brown face, and their conversation ends with "Don't worry, it comes off," like that's the main thing. It's more or less a happy ending (bit wistful, maybe, but not an injustice) when Omar is rescued from bad slavers and immediately returned to regularly scheduled slavery, and Indy is issued his White Savior card just for the good deed of opening Omar's eyes to what it would be like to have freedom, choices, travel, adventure, and a loving family, even though they both more or less agree he never will. Omar is clearly so sad that he doesn't have parents and may never get to see the sea, but the important point of the episode is, like, "Thank you Indy for teaching me what's been stolen from me forever!" Of course, I do vibe that this inadequate ending is only setting up a future meeting between Omar and Indy as young adults, but we have to stop telling Omar's story and F off to eastern Africa, because it's still 1901 dammit and one thing we know about stories is that they happen in order. Apologies for my long-winded comment, especially if this actually is common knowledge, but I tell you my mind was heckin blown.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Wow you’ve had an Indiana Jones esque tomb raiding adventure of your own!

[@chelsie2767]

You get trapped in a jeep hiding from a t rex until you explain all the jurassic park/world series next?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I definitely want to do that series!

[@watertowercat]

Excellent callback to Mr. Hockey Versus Frederick, and the raft scene truly does not get enough hate, in this world or the real. At least PG-13 was invented specifically in response to "Temple of Doom" to ... undo that trauma ipso post facto?

[@BileDuctBalderdash]

Dan Aykroyd plays a bit part in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Edit: I heard his voice in your video what made me think of it

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah he’s the British guy that gets them on the airplane

[@darthizzle]

All this anti nazi talk was so refreshing. I got banned from Reddit for suggesting that punching Nazis is an acceptable hobby

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha well then this video is for you!

[@damianbennett1214]

that falling off the bridge gag was legit.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha yeah some high quality stuff there!

[@damianbennett1214]

@@Drjordanbreeding it was the guttural reaction to the fake boulder that got me.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@damianbennett1214 hahaha that does make me giggle too

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

The article at 39:06 says "Republican Iowa governor rolls back state's child labor law protections" "Change in law allows teenagers to serve alcohol in restaurants and could allow children to operate heavy machinery like power saws"

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yerp

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

Love the single frame information. Forces me to pay attention

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@sebastianacevedo9444 that’s the secret sauce

[@MajesticFella]

Ahhh…soo good. Thanks, Doctor Breeding 👨‍⚕️

[@Drjordanbreeding]

You’re welcome!

[@Actionfan19]

I'm glad you pointed out that if the arc was just left sitting somewhere after the natzis used it someone else could easily use it afterwards. I myself postulate that religious zealots would use it to wipe out all those that don't worship the "1 true God" as well as whom they deem false believers. Meaning the worlds population would drop from however many billion their were back then to like 10,000.

[@10000Winters]

Look, doctor breeding. I don’t speak for everyone here but, one, I love these videos more than just about anything and, two, I don’t want you to get burned out on them. I am extremely grateful you make these because I watch them basically all day but I really worry that you’re gonna be giving a recap of all the Exorcist movies or the Mission Impossible franchise and just be hating everything. I love these videos and I want you to not feel pressured to do them if you don’t want to. Did I say I love these videos? Cause I do. Very much.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hey I hear ya but A) I love making them and B) this is why I pour the vast majority of what of what I make on these videos into contractors who help me edit and film and stuff and C) this is my job now! We all have to do our jobs, and few people have one as fun or interesting as mine. I was working way harder at Cracked by some metrics, but now I own all this. I’m not going to burn out anytime soon, though I appreciate the concern!

[@10000Winters]

@@Drjordanbreeding good. So that premonition of you in leather fetish gear recapping Hellraiser and stopping mid sentence to somberly look at Dave and declare, “I just can’t do this anymore, man…” before walking off was just all in my head.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@10000Winters oh that may still happen haha

[@kazza6078]

As SOON as you said "bell lock" or whatverr i immediately thought LoTR omg 💀

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha I think about that line read all the time

[@TheCheat420]

How many steps did you get in running from that boulder?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

All of them

[@Hyreia]

*psst* Dr Breeding, The Road to El Dorado came out 23 years before you recorded this.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

What did I say? Haha

[@Hyreia]

@@Drjordanbreeding "a few years back"

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@Hyreia pssshhhh

[@greenkoopa]

Best comment

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Absolutely

[@jackbenimblejack1]

In my sleep starved state all of this actually makes sense

[@Drjordanbreeding]

No it doesn’t haha

[@Ms.Pronounced_Name]

1:11:46 that's definitely not a shaved porcupine, and my cousin Stephanie isn't small enough for that to be her

[@RoddThunderheart]

That was Doc Ocks first movie

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh nice!

[@DocOck]

All five? I remember there only being three. I think you're mistaken.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well I watched SOMETHING

[@definitelynotskynet]

Do you have a fitbit? How many steps did you get?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I don’t and I have no idea!

[@definitelynotskynet]

@@DrjordanbreedingI bet you crushed your step count for the mont. 🤘🏽

[@BiologyBabe]

The satanic pickle must be rich based on the production quality here

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Seems that way!

[@Holyrelic1279]

the man ran in place....FOR ART

[@Drjordanbreeding]

ART

[@yttrash565]

I've been thinking of watching the indiana jones series to understand why everyone is so riled about the latest, and then your video gets recommended to me. Either youtube can read my thoughts or Jewish god brought you to me 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I think the Jewish god and the KZbin algorithm are one and the same!

[@clysmicband]

Did you use this terminology as a reference to Liam Lynch?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I don’t know who that is?

[@10000Winters]

First of my normal 6-10 viewings. After a long day at law school it’s just what the doctor ordered.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hey congrats on working towards a real job!

[@a-a-ron7575]

I need to know how many calories were burned in the making of this video

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Too many

[@TomasCyr]

48 min yeah, Temple of Doom felt more like a "Monster of the week" 2 parter, like a side story. There felt like real stakes in Raiders. Like, in Raiders he's actively working to thwart the nazis, it's a race and losing the race might cost the world. In Temple of Doom, the bad guys had already won, they enslaved the locals to mine and were well ensconced in their power, Yeah Indy saves a bunch of kids, but not because he went there to DO that, he just WAS there and didn't feel ok about leaving them as slaves. So the fact that the film goes all over the world and is just spectacle after spectacle it all kinda blurs together in a way and doesn't "feel" like there's any real tension or stakes.

[@Metapod_Hardened]

Homies about to blow mark my words

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha well that'd be cool!

[@paultheretrogamer]

Wernt you knackered after all that running on the spot ? 😅 I mean tired not sure if you use knackered in usa

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Quite!

[@scaris9361]

My immersion was completely destroyed. You stopped running and stood still with the boulder rolling behind you. After that everything you said was meaningless and empty :(

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I'd argue everything I said before that was also meaningless and empty haha

[@jonahfalcon1970]

I'll have to wait til tonight to watch. :`(

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It’ll be here haha

[@deathligerven]

This is why I'm a fan of this strange man, he personally answers his commentors 9 minutes in, and the opening credits are still spewing names...your team has grown, well done

[@Drjordanbreeding]

No I dont

[@Tactical_Therapist]

“Yes , no!”

[@EMurph42]

Isn’t it encouraging to see?

[@DJ12245]

There are 13K of us now in the cult...errrr Community

[@beatrixwickson8477]

That's why I'm a fan of this man. He never answers his commentors.

[@samuelcozzens6799]

Can’t wait for the two hour Jurassic episode where Jordan’s trapped under a kitchen counter while being stalked by raptors. Or the eventual four hour Land Before Time episode that reuses the bit

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I definitely want to do Land Before Time haha

[@TaurusWitch29]

That's such a good idea 😂

[@alisaurus4224]

@@Drjordanbreeding can’t wait to hear you say “Daddy Topps” in an extremely normal manner that insinuates nothing and contains zero entendres, double or otherwise

[@thealteredmind9475]

Can’t get enough of these! They are criminally hidden and need wider recognition

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Someday!

[@DJ12245]

The creative team and The Breeder Super Duper Producer, Super Producers and Executive Producer are trying to spread the Gospel of DrJordan...

[@magusomnius3201]

He belongs in a museum!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

HE DOES

[@JadedMax]

Did you ever hear the story of Harrison Ford smoking weed out of a pot? Like a fucking sauce pot? It was on some late night show,

[@ayelemensah8816]

@@JadedMax He smoked pot?!

[@RoddThunderheart]

Yeah Harrison is a big time pothead.

[@wutthabuck8772]

Jordan needs to be recognized as the greatest historian of our time 🫡 Also i feel like a Jordan/Ryan George crossover would be the MOST epic EDIT: I wrote this before the Producer Guy 'WHOOPSIE' 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh man that’d be so fun

[@DJ12245]

#DreamScenario

[@DJ12245]

@@Drjordanbreeding make Nord VPN make it happen. They sponsor Ryan George as well. #NORDVPN #Code:Breeding

[@wutthabuck8772]

​@@Drjordanbreedingbro reach out to him I'm sure he'd do it, he's super down to earth

[@rapchee]

@@wutthabuck8772 i'm sure it'd be barely an inconvenience

[@kazza6078]

I was just thinking "it must be way harder to do these in the car where you have to have your head turned the whole time" but this definitely looks more difficult, what a pro

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yes it was a stupid idea haha

[@nickorlove7848]

@@Drjordanbreeding but it was beautiful.

[@graydenday3760]

What? Like the Driving Crooner?

[@Raicheru13]

Kudos to Pablo and Sofia for the fantastic opening animation. And yes, this is eminently watchable. I was so excited to see this pop up today. (My condolences to your knees. I have no idea how long you pretended to run in front of that green screen.)

[@Drjordanbreeding]

A loopooong time haha. And yes their work is amazing!

[@justinamenta7241]

Yeah I was thinking did this maniac really jog in place for like 2 straight hours lol that's dedication my friend!

[@fortissears5388]

​@@justinamenta7241it might've been 3 hours counting the retakes

[@modnarer]

Fun fact: this will be the most entertaining video you will watch today 🎉

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I sure hope so!

[@aliencafe]

I was bingeing your videos all this week, thinking about how I should become a patreon and now you ended my binge with a new video…. This is a sign

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yesssss giveeee innnnnn (but seriously either way, thanks so much for watching!)

[@heathquinby229]

it's like you scooped my thought out of my brain with a big spoon. gross.

[@DarlingMissDarling]

Dooooo itttttt! 😈 Haha nah but seriously, the discord is really dope, everyone's super nice over there and the behind the scenes stuff that the Doc shares is always highly entertaining. hope to see y'all there! 😊

[@heathquinby229]

@@DarlingMissDarling . I'm in!

[@EMurph42]

I highly recommend it!

[@cf8023]

Now i just wanna see, "i become my own grandfather trapped in a dmv until i explain all the night at the museum movies" 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh man. Maybe someday haha

[@TitularHeroine]

How many are there??

[@Kubillus]

50:10 just realized Jordan just gives up on lifting his legs and instead is just swinging his arms and it makes it that much funnier! :D

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Art

[@Kubillus]

@@Drjordanbreeding this is why we go to the movies

[@Rogue_Fox]

Young Indiana Jones (TV series/show) and Young Sherlock Holmes were my absolute favorites as a kid!

[@Skeletextman]

My favorite part of these videos is all the fascinating stuff we learn about Dave

[@Drjordanbreeding]

He’s an interesting guy

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

Dave is fascinating

[@ChrisS-cs8qh]

"Shoulda got you a book on how to guard a cup." 😂

[@hardlock168]

I love that this channel exclusively has either videos that are less than 10 minutes or videos that are at least an hour and a half with zero in between. (This might seem like an insult. Its not I love these videos but its just a funny observation about the channel.)

[@Drjordanbreeding]

All or nothing baby

[@10000Winters]

Ke Huy Quan was so friggin good in EEAAO and I’m glad he won the Oscar. Just seems like a genuinely beautiful human being. I should really write all these thoughts down and just have one consolidated comment instead of 6 scattershot ones but it is what it is.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

He really is amazing in that movie

[@dudeist_priest]

I take a drink every time you make a John Cena joke or reference Dave in these videos. Do with that what you will, Doc.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

And his name is!!!!!

[@phaiphai95]

Yassssss! THE TIME HAS COME, THE WAIT IS OVER! Dude I freaking love your videos! You do an amazing job putting all of theses movies together for one huge review, your content is always 💯 Keep up the good work!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you so much!!

[@justamurse5646]

I’m so glad you found a way to slip Kinkaid yelling “P*SSAYY!” in again. Idk why that makes me laugh no matter how many times I hear it.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It's really the best thing ever haha

[@justamurse5646]

@@Drjordanbreeding haha no doubt

[@alisaurus4224]

What movie is it from?

[@pattierotondo1108]

@@Drjordanbreeding Right up there with "the old GD glory hole!"

[@TitularHeroine]

At the cup conversation I laughed so much I'm actually crying😂😂 Edit: 1:08:10 - 1:10:24

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It’s like my favorite thing that’s happened in these videos haha

[@EMurph42]

Damn the animation is tight! Pablo slays another one! This is exactly what I needed, got a 6 hour infusion today & this is exactly what my soul needs. Thank you Jordan! P.S. I think your running is a brave/insane choice. Respect

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh well I hope you feel better soon and that this can help!

[@DaddySpino]

Dear Dr Breeding and Dave, I adore this series and that you both do the extra effects and memes during the run down. You're both amazin. Thank you for making these. *lil head smooches for both of you (consensual of course)

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Our pleasure!

[@wmascolin]

I love your commitment to WKUK clips honestly. Great video!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks! Gotta rep the home team haha

[@ballman2010]

Wkuk occupies more space in my brain than it probably should. As an aside, I once sat down in a bar with a friend in DC and the bartender claimed she went to high school with Trevor Moore. Said he was a weird but funny guy ...and yeah, that checks out

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@ballman2010 yeah he went to high school here in my home(ish) town!

[@Rougarou99]

It is funny that Archimedes somehow managed to not only discover those time fissures, but accurately predict when they would occur and build a dial that only provides the ones that lead back to the Siege, and yet he couldn’t build anything else that would have actually helped them win the battle.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

He is singularly focused haha

[@Rougarou99]

@@Drjordanbreeding I guess Archimedes did know about continental drift, after all.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@Rougarou99 fair haha

[@rorysimpson8716]

That splicing in of the Patton Oswalt apple joke was divinely inspired. You gotta respect when something lands perfectly.

[@Hirogawa]

Your videos bring me a immense amount of joy. Thank you for making them and for being the awesome creative soul you are. I wish nothing but the best for you and your family, now and for the future. Much love.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Wow, thank you so much! That’s very kind!

[@tyler1234321]

I breath for these videos man. Nobody is doing it like this and if they tried it'd be a miserable failure. You've got something special my boy.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Wow that's really encouraging! I definitely like them haha

[@diyeana]

Excellent work, sir! I love Indy, but I couldn't get through the 4th movie without checking out. I didn't bother with the 5th. You are a God for putting this together. 🙏

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks so much for watching!

[@KP-vy9ro]

I thought the 5th movie was far superior to the 4th on the reels though (enjoy both the movie and reel to reel joke)

[@mr.wookiesack]

As a small child I watched these movies over and over. The special effects in this episode were amazing.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha thanks

[@DJ12245]

Good job DAVE...and DrJordan

[@spencerturk7249]

5 minutes in and you call Belloq Moriarty to Indiana's Sherlock. Dude Indiana Holmes was RIGHT THERE...... Love your stuff Doc xoxo

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Crap I’m an IDIOT

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

Indiana Jones makes sense if you don't know history at all. Otherwise it is even more nonsense than it sounds

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha pretty much

[@Ms.Pronounced_Name]

Sigh, I wanted to make a sarcastic joke, but I can't figure out how to phrase it without everyone likely thinking I'm serious

[@Gutol]

One Dan Brown made a career of us not noticing this 😂

[@dhani1taylor]

Thanks again Dr. Breeding. You are slowly becoming my hero 👍🏾

[@Drjordanbreeding]

What do we need to do to get those numbers up? Haha

[@samb5096]

Dr. Jones, yes time for love…time to love another one of your videos!!! Thank you for another great prescription!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Enjoy!

[@samb5096]

@@Drjordanbreeding always Dr. Breedjonesing. Thank you for your service.