I explain all 6 Scream movies while stalking my cameraman and attempting to go viral

[@caitlinmichelleful]

"He was making a movie called Stab...he was stabbed," is my favorite line in the franchise.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

The series is about how much cops suck at their jobs

[@benjbutton]

Same. The delivery is great.

[@XysGynx]

Same, the wordplay is fenomenal

[@raskov75]

Name a villian who gets his shit rocked more consistently and still gets to pretend he's scary.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I cannot!

[@justthedecoy4687]

That's probably why he's in mortal kombat

[@LoganWH8]

Fun fact, in Scream 1 and Scream 5, you can tell which killer is under the Ghostface mask by the way they wield the knife. In 1, when it’s Stu, he clutches the knife in both hands (and is generally clumsier), and when it’s Billy, he stabs one handed and has a tendency to strangle his victims a bit. In 5, when Ghostface goes wild with stabs and slashes, it’s Amber, and when it’s one and done, that’s Richie.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh that's kind of awesome, actually. Although, realistically, it's neither of those actors, right? Amber is HUGE when attacking Dewey in 5.

[@LoganWH8]

@@Drjordanbreeding oh, yeah, it’s always the Ghostface stunt performer. Rather, the performer adopts those qualities depending on which character is intended to be under the mask in-universe (I.E. double hand the knife when he’s being Stu-Ghostface, one hand it when he’s Billy-Ghostface)

[@umbram8073]

That's really awesome! I always noticed that the stunt actor was actually doing some great work putting the different killers personalities in the way they moved but never that specific aspect!

[@staceyjordan6266]

I didn't even notice that. The next time I watch it I'll really be paying attention now

[@mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr]

That is an absolutely perfect bit of trivia.

[@MattCrider616]

Fun Fact -the script for scream 3 changed constantly. Fake Sydney was a second killer until very late in filming. That's why it's not possible for Roman to do everything he did but had already been filmed

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ahhhh that makes sense!

[@TayWoode]

Also another plot line for scream3 was Stu was alive in prison and masterminding the new killings, but it was scrapped coz of the Columbine shootings

[@RoeyAA]

As an Adult (debatable) man with way too much love for this stupid horror series, Thanks for this Jordan.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

You're so welcome!

[@Anomalous_Phenomenon]

Adulting

[@j.r.cilliangreen4083]

I too have a deep love for this series and this was a damn delight!

[@Vinsensee]

“ debatable “ 😭😭

[@2014wolfy]

As an extremely tired father who just turned 31, I can't commend your work ethic enough. These vids are A+. Just the delivery of "this is a WEIRD town!" got me. But I will reiterate I am TIRED.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha as an extremely tired father who just turned 32, I get it!

[@lorehammer40k4]

I don't think he's ever mentioned it a single time ever, but did you know Jordan has three kids? On a totally unrelated note, he also has a Patreon, even though Dave continues to fail at delivering those titty composite sketches we were promised.

[@tatsukinomiya]

I too am a tired 31yro father

[@aint2proud2meg]

I’m a 37 year old mom and these are my default thing to watch when I’m up at night with my baby, and I’ve actually watched a couple of these with my teenagers.

[@tatsukinomiya]

@aint2proud2meg I don't know why but these long form videos don't ever get boring lmao like a safe haven or even background noise

[@10000Winters]

The best part of these videos is Dr. Breeding, the writer of these jokes, being just as confused about them as us, the viewer. We’re in this together.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It's definitely a team effort.

[@10000Winters]

I’m old enough to remember when every middle class family had a creepy ass hanging doll room. Just another thing that disappeared with the middle class. RIP.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

THANKS, OBAMA

[@Klm49]

What is a hanging doll room??!!

[@10000Winters]

@@Klm49 you know, a room where you hang your dolls.

[@pattierotondo1108]

@@Klm49 Think attic in the first movie.

[@richkarter1916]

it sometimes baffles me that people my age and older don't tend to know who the Fonz is, because I knew Himbry as Fonzie and Dewey as Chris McCormick before I knew them in Scream

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I mean I know him, but I think Gene is cooler haha.

[@richkarter1916]

@@Drjordanbreeding fair enough. I don’t know if i ever saw the movie with Henry as Gene and I know Happy Days because of my dad’s parents and my mom 8 legged freaks and scream had to watch on my own cuz my mom got me into slashers by showing me one and then made me fend for myself when it came to horror films

[@SickSkwerl]

I was rewatching Scream 4 last night and something occurred to me for the first time about that the secret film festival (Stab-a-thon) that all the teens attend. If there are SEVEN Stab movies, and we'll conservatively say they're 90 minutes each, that's 630 minutes or TEN AND A HALF HOURS. So this party is almost half a day!? What time does it start? Where did everyone tell their parents they were going?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha exactly! That’s why when Culkin is like “let me finish real quick” it’s like dude it takes your whole life to watch this entire series haha

[@SickSkwerl]

@@Drjordanbreeding yeah, they maybe got through HALF of the first one during the marathon, so only a brisk 10 hours to go! Hope all those teenagers pounding liquor are pacing themselves

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@SickSkwerl Haha ironically there would be SO many dead teens between attacks and alcohol poisoning.

[@kazza6078]

"Has Parker Posey ever played a normal-" No.

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

Not once.

[@TheTrevorB]

Nothing makes me feel as awesome as seeing my name under "super produced by", I wish everyone could experience such joy by joining your patreon!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

You're a hero, Trevor. Really!

[@DJ12245]

Trevor let's face it, you are SUPER!

[@TheTrevorB]

@@DJ12245 no u

[@DJ12245]

I am an Executive, but you Trevor are too kind!

[@acid3129]

Hey the whole gangs here

[@kassassin_brahgawk]

Fun fact about me: some neighborhood kids, my sister and I made a series of movies called FEAR on a camcorder during the late 90s. My mom went out and got us fake retractable knives, pop gun revolvers, and fake blood and we ran around the neighborhood screaming, stabbing, and shooting eachother covered in fake blood, a friend running behind us trying to film it all. The 90s.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That sounds awesome!

[@jonathanlorenzo4211]

Lol I love this! My friends and I made “the sandwich” which was basically the blair witch but about a sandwich in a bag being carried around by a fishing rod and chasing 12 year olds through a yard and small patch of trees. The 90s (early 2000s?) were awesome 😂

[@kassassin_brahgawk]

@@jonathanlorenzo4211 how deli-ghtful!!! 🤣💕🥪

[@-BUGZ-]

Fun fact, Scream came out in 1996, I was born in 1990 and for some reason was allowed to watch it the same year it came out, so I’ve been a HUGE fan since. It never scared me like old school Freddy and Halloween movies did for some reason. I won best halloween costume at like 3 different parties that year for being Ghostface and those costumes weren’t easy to find yet.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well, it’s definitely more intended to be silly than those (at least, than the first installment in those franchises).

[@ncisfan1002]

Man Scream but emo is such a good segment thanks for adding it in

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks! It ended up much sadder than I expected haha

[@TaurusWitch29]

It's so good 😭😭

[@Drjordanbreeding]

These video are INCREDIBLY difficult to make, so if you enjoy them, please consider joining our Patreon (www.patreon.com/drjordanbreeding ) where you can officially vote on new video topics, watch exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff, and join our spicy Discord. Also, you’ll help feed my million children, and maybe even Dave someday!

[@DJ12245]

Join the Patreon people it is a lot of fun and hijinks😂😂😂

[@T0asty-]

psssst, put a space between that last ) When you click it gives you a 404 otherwise. ;)

[@RoeyAA]

Patreon link is broken, you missed a space.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@T0asty- Oh my god thank you so much!

[@EMurph42]

@@DJ12245 I completely concur! I try not to abuse my power as a producer tho; let the artist create untethered🙏📿

[@liamnehren1054]

The extra murders in the second movie make sense when you consider that she was trying to make a revenge killing out to be a copy cat killing.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah, I mean sure. But WHY does she need to make it look like a copycat killer? All she really cares about is killing Sidney. I guess maybe Mickey would want to look like a copy cat so he could blame movies, but you can do that with or without a connection to the Stab movies specifically. Just feels like a lot of extra work haha.

[@heidi3963]

I have been looking forward to this! I was a teenager when the first Scream movie came out. Now I've grown incredibly old and need a nap, but first, I will enjoy this immensely!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yes, this THEN nap haha. I should nap too.

[@TheHumanPurpleTape]

SAME

[@SanityPrawn]

This video series has been amazing, so happy to follow you here after everything you did with Cracked. I've been off work dealing with a brain tumor (it's ok, I'm Australian, so we have healthcare :p) but all your videos have been a great help in giving me plenty of laughs, the best medicine from the clearly qualified Dr Breeding.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well, I’m extremely sorry to hear about that (while relieved you don’t have to live here!) I’m glad my stupid videos can be a distraction. Thanks so much for letting me know, that’s very kind of you. Get better soon!

[@TheCheat420]

With the Jay and Silent Bob cameo I wanna put it out there that I'd love if you got stuck in a convenience store until you explained all Kevin Smith's View Askew movies lol.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh no...

[@BigStankyFish]

​@@Drjordanbreeding Yessssssss

[@lindnerfish]

You weren’t even supposed to be here today!!!!

[@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield]

​@@Drjordanbreedingplease include the underappreciated and largely unknown Animated series! "OH NO! BEAR IS DRIVING!"

[@TheCheat420]

​@@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshieldHow can that be!?

[@rileyxsko]

Having never seen a single Scream movie I'm extremely excited to watch this. Edit: It is WILD how accurate Scary Movie was to Scream. Like ...barely a parody. Lmao.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Good luck haha

[@TheLegPumpkin]

Yeah the first Scary Movie though not awful like the Aaron Seltzer "Movie Movies" but did set a blueprint for not working too hard. Then again I hear Airplane is near identical to what it was based on, except with more questions about Gladiator movies.

[@RealBradMiller]

So, I had the false memory that Dewey was actually that bad guy because of one of the Scary Movies. You are right, barely a parody, but Scream was already playing off those tropes and was a type of parody in its own right.

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

@@RealBradMiller Dewey was a red herring in #1.

[@RealBradMiller]

@@PittsburghSportsFan43 Yes, but I was conflating the ending of one of the Scary Movies where Doofus tears his mustache off, and is actually the killer. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ErrorEmpirE]

Been looking forward to this…honestly I look forward to the good doctor explaining any cinema series! But horror ones are the best

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I do love explaining a good horror haha

[@fionahunter1669]

My headcannon for Scream 3 is that Angela was for sure the second killer, it makes too much sense, and that's how one of the killers fell two stories and the other ones dressed like mama Prescott. Either Roman intentionally helped fake her death or he tried to turn on her and she played along in order to survive without a record

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Love it

[@fltngmmth]

Jordan is cranking these out like friction from my dominant hand

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Killing myself for that backlog baby

[@fltngmmth]

@@Drjordanbreeding “Backlog” was my nickname in college… wait wut?

[@JLynnEchelon]

Tatum's death in the first movie KILLS me. Girl was *right next to* the garage door switch before she ran for the doggy door.

[@Toft1815]

Thank god this got recommended, I’ve been missing these videos and didn’t know about the new channel so I will now proceed to watch all of them countless times. Especially excited for this one, I love these movies and your recaps of them bring me so much joy

[@Drjordanbreeding]

So glad you found it!

[@TaurusWitch29]

46:55 i need more notes footage because those notes are hilarious lol. "needs an oscar for that limp" "cotton creeps, but almost certainly innocent" lol 😂 yessss

[@tess..]

"whatever that's worth Wes... I know you're dead" got a good chuckle out of me

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I like to think he still watches haha

[@sunisntreal]

5:18 the mask already existed, I don’t remember all the details but the person who created it or sold it is said at the credits

[@akosbarati2239]

Massively love this video, I do have one note though: while Sam's mental illness is yet to be clearly identified, it is more likely to be paranoid schizophrenia with violent tendencies. In order to be not disrespectful to the community of people dealing with mental illnesses (if my own depression is any witness), I've done a deep dive on biochemical malfunctions in the brain which cause imbalance. So, when you hallucinate even as a healthy person due to exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, altitude sickness, etc. your hallucination is either auditory or visual, it can never be the two at the same time as different centers of the brain are affected but not to external stimuli. Because we know that Billy Loomis in Sam's head incites her to act, meaning a reaction to external stumuli, like him reminiscing about his favorite knife in Scream VI, Billy isn't a hallunication, but a manifestation of hereditary schizophrenia we've already seen with Billy and his mother. Part of the reason Billy wanted to frame Syd's dad is because he was there for Syd while Billy's father was so univested he didn't even realize his own wife harbored psychotic homicidal tendencies. This is maybe why Ethan Hunt's handler, Conrad Grayson wanted to report Sam in Scream VI, to hide his own murderous history from the Pink Panter reboot. Yes, it is a 100 degrees outside, send some rain, doc :)

[@Drjordanbreeding]

This is a helpful clarification, thank you!

[@akosbarati2239]

@@Drjordanbreeding I do like about the series, which sadly couldn't be recreated in the series, that they give slasher killers deranged reasons. Sam on the other hand fears her own psychotic inclinations until she finally leans into them. Should the franchise continue, they will pull off what Heroes couldn't and pair up a character with skills to be a slasher killer and Syd 2.0. that would mean screenwriters will need to come up with competent antagonists. Liked that you mentioned the actress is also a great singer. The hunk from 6? He is also a Broadway singer and got thrown in as a red herring as viewers of Arrow knew him better as Prometheus, who, in addition to copy Oliver Queen, also used a sword to stab people to death. As to why he had a very long ladder? In the 50s in a similar heatwave like this one, people slept on the fire escape ladder until the fire department banned it in NYC. Buildings like theirs are managed by an HOA like association, and if the last ladder wouldn't descend they have to get down somehow.

[@se7enwonders]

So imagine you had never seen any of these movies, and you just have Jordan explaining them to you from beginning to end. 😂

[@texasforever6950]

I don't have to imagine, it's just real for me.

[@sweypheonix]

Same for me. I never liked the scream movies but I am a Breeder for life

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

I saw the first one on my first date in Jr High but wasn’t really paying attention and didn’t see any of the rest all the way through, so Mr Dr Jordangerous Chatterling (I can’t remember the half-twink’s last name) gave me the rundown and I’m gonna accept it in place of watching them. Like a GED or CHSPE instead of doing all four boring ass years of high school.

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

Also, first person to guess which of the aforementioned three diplomas/equivalents I received gets a prize! Don’t Google me.

[@popcorneilous]

Ive had that happen with one of the leprechaun movies i didnt know existed 🤣 also have that alot with pitch meeting. But jordan breeding looks better in nothing but the red dressing gown 😂😜

[@ScruffyTheMovie]

I have been doing horror movie marathons lately and LOVE your recaps. I wait till i'm done and then watch your video on the series...lol. The way you make fun of the plotholes and the general lightheartedness of it all is VERY refreshing. Glad i found your solo channel and keep up the GREAT work.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks so much! I'm glad you "get" what I'm going for. There are a ton of serious, informative, or otherwise involved recaps on KZbin. I'm just trying to do something... dumber. Haha

[@KoKris420]

Fun fact: the ghostface mask did exsist prior to Scream as a design owned by Fun World, and Scream almost had a legally just different enough looking mask because Fun World did not want to give the rights to use the mask. After some filming had already been completed with the knock off mask Scream got the rights and if you watch carefully during the 1st film there are still some shots with the knock off mask

[@kropotkinnie]

holy shit the QUALITY of this video are you kidding me??? why do you not have more subs.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well firstly, thank you, and secondly, we didn’t really get rolling until January 26th so we are pretty new!

[@RolandHazoto]

Jordan knows the "lick the tape" trick. He's either prepared to be kidnapped, or just gave us some insight as to how the new baby came to be.

[@whateverwhatever4026]

...Or? Or both?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah all of the above

[@jamesoneill5209]

He learned it from Dave

[@zane3947]

Absolutely amazing, cannot imagine how much time it takes to do these plus have three kids including a newborn. You are a very specific kind of Superman

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well I have some help! But thank you. These take freaking forever, but I think it’s worth the effort!

[@lukecwolf]

I've had a ghostface/scream mask since i was kid but i never watched the movies. My parents probably just bought this from a Halloween store, and I thought it was super cool and creepy. So thanks for catching me up Dr breeding!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad to be of service haha

[@chrisdunn6096]

Thank you! I learned early on in catholic school that you can lick the tape. I was a talker and the nuns didn't tolerate such shenanigans. Yes, they would literally tape our mouths shut with masking tape. It's always bothered me seeing it in movies. If you're careful, you can make it still look like your mouth is still taped up.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Sheesh that’s wild

[@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal]

So..uh..let the children come to me, so I can tape their buggering mouths shut? Yowza! I'm so sorry. D:

[@joecentral-o9984]

Masking tape is tame. They used to use duct tape in my dayyy

[@bobbythepirate1430]

Hiding in the bathroom with an AK-47, a shotgun, coffee, while pissing into jars feels like a very specific jab at me and my daily routine.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It is

[@bobbythepirate1430]

@@Drjordanbreeding ***big ol' deep presidential sniff*** ahh recognition

[@madammagnifique1708]

This is going to be amazing. I love your work you seem to enjoy it sm and that passion translates!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

We definitely have fun haha

[@ivanelgharbi5861]

"my cat has terrible boobs" ok, take my suscribe.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

HA! I gotcha

[@christyfielding7498]

I am so happy that i found this channel! I haven't laughed so much or so hard in a very long time. Was i looking for descriptions of Horror movies francises? No. Do i want one of these for literally every movie ever made? Yes

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I'm so glad you found it and like it! We don't even do exclusively horror stuff, so hopefully there are other franchises in here you'll like even more!

[@staceyjordan6266]

I love all of your videos.I think I've watched them 20 times each. I would love if you would do the whole Halloween trilogy. Including the old ones, the Rob Zombie remakes, and the new ones. That would be fire 🔥. I'm your biggest fan. Can't wait till the next one!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Definitely on the list! Maybe around Halloween, but it’s hard to say haha

[@justamurse5646]

@ 8:53 definitely my least favorite of the Sharknado movies you covered, “Blistery Tongue-nado” hahaha 🤣

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hahaha

[@chrisgachoka6620]

great video as always, i never realised the scream guy gets beaten up so much, always assumed he was like jason, but seeing him get kicked in the nuts is so damn hilarious

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Seriously throughout the series that's like the one constant.

[@pattierotondo1108]

When Tatum hits him there with a beer bottle I was thinking she had a chance. He must have been wearing a cup to survive that.

[@thecloverrover]

u are one of my most favorite youtubers and i was so excited to come across the new channel !! (ur humor has leveled up bc now u can fully unleash ur chaos lmao) Keep doin u, All the effort rly shows & pays off:)

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Awesome! Thank you so much for the kind words!

[@VforVendettas]

I love that opening/ending animation sequence. Basically summarizes the whole point of this franchise. Also, I'm from Northern California and we think everywhere in the USA sucks, including California.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Fair haha

[@jesserothhammer7378]

32:27 Every time I've see that Jerry O'connel scene where he dies, I think, "No! Not sliders! Sliders was alright! SLIDERS WAS ALRIGHT!!!"

[@AlaFrigginBama]

As someone who actually has been pushed down a flight of stairs, crushing my heel and having to get a plate and 8 screws put in my foot…I’m super pissed at Ghostface’s stair invincibility. 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Sheesh that sounds awful!

[@AlaFrigginBama]

@@Drjordanbreeding not gonna lie…the pain from crushing your calcaneus is worse than natural childbirth was, for me. I did get some pretty awesome upper arm strength/muscles from the 5 months I spent non-weight bearing. Now, these Gen Z’s have roll around maw-maw scooters to get around. I guess since I’m an RN they told me to just rub some dirt on it, quit crying and get back to work! 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@AlaFrigginBama holy crap. Well I guess it’s good you got at least one positive from it!

[@KeithElliott-zd8cx]

To be fair, he's replaced each movie. Also, usually sharing said punishment. Also that scream 4 one, i don't think he even hit the stairs, kinda cleared them. Or maybe they're just your kryptonite...

[@AlaFrigginBama]

@@KeithElliott-zd8cx definitely my kryptonite….lol.

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

I'm surprised only the first movie used fake caller ID and a cloned phone. In the modern age spoofing numbers, voices, and caller IDs, is easier than ever and yet the killer doesn't even try to use the "We're calling you about your car's extended warranty."

[@Lei-AICPhD]

Ole Kronk!!! I absolutely love this! This is not only my favorite scary movie, it’s my favorite film series ever. It’s so funny and so serious all at once. Great execution. And great executions! 😂🤘🏽🙌🏼

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hey thanks so much! I really appreciate you giving it a shot!

[@msdanielle2005]

I love watching all 2 hours of this. Scream is one of my favorite movie franchises. However, I was wondering why Scream 6 didn't have direct clips related to the recap?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad you liked it! And it's because Scream 6 was still in theaters when this released.

[@EMurph42]

The opening animations are spectacular! Once again, CHILLS!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Pablo is amazing!

[@EMurph42]

@@Drjordanbreeding Pablo did Marvel yes? Maybe it’s just how happy I was that these are back, or the fact that I’m not over Tony & Loki’s eventual demise (spoiler) but it makes my eyes water with pure joy. You are so crushing it Jordan!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@EMurph42 Haha yeah! He's done all the animation parts so far

[@CydnAlpha]

Its here. It's finally here. These must be gruelling to make but im always excited. Thanks doc. 😱 🙀 😱

[@Drjordanbreeding]

They do take a lot, but I love doing it. Hope you enjoy!

[@Ralphr203]

I am so happy I found you. This is AWESOME!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Me too!

[@gardenburgerr]

I have been rewatching the final destination and saw summaries hoping for another new one, thank you for reading my mind!!! I was scared these wouldn’t continue

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hope you enjoy it!

[@TheDeadsideofYouTube]

Neve Campbell is the John McClane of the scream franchise. No matter where she goes some trouble follows her. Unalive one dude and one of their family members come after you. Btw you deserve way more subs. These videos are quality.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha thanks! It’ll happen if it’s meant to happen

[@purplepurrpurrin]

This has my favorite Dave and Jordan interaction: Jordan - "...how's your life?" Dave - [ nervous laughter ] "Lets roll."

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah he's smart not reveal his secrets!

[@FateWorseThanDeath]

Well I was going to help my kids with their homework but I guess I'll do this instead.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

They'll learn WAY more from this video anyway.

[@pattierotondo1108]

Hey Jordan. I checked out your Dad's stamps. That's very cool!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh nice!

[@BunnyFuMaster]

Loving this series! I know it's not in this video (but was in that kitchen and gotta feed the Algo!) But the "Should I put my butthole in the sink?" From the Last Destination video made me laugh to the point of almost losing consciousness.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha thanks! And yeah that was a pretty inspired moment

[@pattierotondo1108]

@@Drjordanbreeding I have to agree with Bunny. When you said the Hunt died from "a lethal ass-sucking" I had to pause the video until I could breathe again. You have at least one of those moments in every video that i have seen so far. Truly hilarious. Keep up the great work!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@pattierotondo1108 ha well thank you! I’m glad you’re enjoying them!

[@theOneOnlyTed]

You are better at explaining movies than my proctologist

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That... makes sense!

[@theOneOnlyTed]

@@Drjordanbreeding I mean, he tells me that he's a proctologist, but he always puts on Barry White and strokes my hair while reading me power tool manuals. Why do doctors always dress me like a chipmunk and read me things?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@theOneOnlyTed You must tip well

[@JoeyD_3636_]

I had no idea how ready for this I was

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha well good!

[@Stevesndkayla218]

You talking about movies is how ive been going to sleep recently. I just went through all the videos you did for that one channel/website thats known for firing their best talent.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That’s a lot of videos haha

[@justamurse5646]

I feel like I leave so many comments on your videos because I wanna remember the random $hit that cracks me up through the long run time. Like, “motherhood-enhanced dump truck butt” is phrase I bet has never been said before. That’s why you’re the Dr lol

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Anybody can write a script. Only a doctor can write POETRY.

[@justamurse5646]

@@Drjordanbreeding ART b*tches!

[@zachofragnarok3067]

Had a long day at work, but nothing helps me settle down like a good ol' video of Breeding....wait.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

YEAH IT DOES!

[@davishickey1465]

I am so goddamn excited to watch this when I get home.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Heck yeah!

[@normalgraham]

Parker Posey is a bona fide talent. Her weird energy was one of the only things powering Scream 3, which was the first movie I ever saw her in. I wasn't all that impressed with her performance until I saw her in other movies and realized that that her character's lispy, effete demeanor was a total put on. She's that rare chameleonic actor whose affectations come across as habitual rather than performative, if that makes sense

[@TheCheat420]

I clapped like an idiot at the John Cena drop. They always get me haha.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

More coming!

[@staceyjordan6266]

Me too 😂

[@JustChrisWillDoTa]

Definitely underrated. This is the one film that for years, decades even, I thought most deserved a cultural reappraisal cos it irritates me how people often talk as if it goes without saying that Robocop 2 os a bad movie. Really enjoyed the video.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks so much for watching!

[@corinnewelter1144]

Love the video! And lol at calling out only the first 3 seasons of Arrested Development 😅

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah... didn't get into the others haha (also I didn't watch them in high school haha)

[@corinnewelter1144]

@@Drjordanbreeding same and same lol

[@cissyiniguez]

I'm on my 2nd rewatch just for today. After all the shenanigans going on with this franchise over the last 24hrs, had to come back again to remember the joy this series has given me and especially your take on it. Both put a smile on my face. One more thing, there can never be enough of… JENNA ORTEGA!!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha well.... she left the franchise today too!

[@pattierotondo1108]

I hope that the exit of the Carpenter sisters also means that Dead Billy is gone for good too. That was clearly the dumbest addition to this franchise and that includes Dewey's porn mustache.

[@knightofloosebowels8636]

Another great video, the editing really got got me at to many points to mention! please keep it up

[@Drjordanbreeding]

We work so hard on the edit haha

[@dumbledigletoftardis2289]

As usual, I loved it! Thanks for making these. They really make my days better, and I typically get a good 3-5 rewatches out of them before the dopamine stops. Much love, I'm looking forward to the next one! I've got a 2 hour drive tomorrow, so I'm planning on putting this on while my coworker is trapped in the truck with me.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha hell yeah!

[@ShabazzTBL]

Jordan, you’ll always have at least one view on these videos. With or without Jenna Ortega.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That’s all I need!

[@Brian-vx3rg]

Thank you Jordan I now have something to watch that’s more enjoyable than most when I’m on a plane with my three kids ur the best keep it going

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad to hear it!

[@deej-YT]

This is gonna be a great way to spend the last 20 minutes of my work day. im sure my boss will understand

[@Drjordanbreeding]

2 HOURS and 20 minutes, you mean! You're staying late tonight. Your boss will love that!

[@keagan_ann]

your content is some of the most entertaining on the entire platform!! thank you for bringing so many people joy 💕💕

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Wow that’s extremely kind of you to say! Thank you!

[@pudding7876]

Thank you so much for all your hard work! Love these so much ❤

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad you like them!

[@RoseWinchester2011]

I can't believe you've done Scream! I've been a massive fan of this franchise for years, since I was little. Looking forwards to this immensely!!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I hope you like it haha

[@RoseWinchester2011]

@@Drjordanbreeding Loved it! Looking forwards to your summary of Friday the 13th - should be hilarious!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@RoseWinchester2011 Ha me too!

[@knightofloosebowels8636]

Courtney Cox's hair is the worst crime depicted in scream 3

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Sickening

[@BigStankyFish]

Side tangent about Eragon, i think its hilariously ironic that the book was written by a child basically but was in depth and detailed on par with Tolkien. But the movie was ripped apart and basically felt directed by an actual child

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Never saw the movie, thankfully.

[@TheLegPumpkin]

I think having all these 27 children made poor Jordan a bit....cracked? That joke made me laugh then sad, aka the Cracked special.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Womp womp haha

[@TheLegPumpkin]

I mean I thought "Breeding" was a last name not a job description. But seriously folks take my wife. Please. She is pregnant and it happened around the time she subbed to this channel.

[@TheLegPumpkin]

Can I suggest a shirt Idea? "Jordan Breeding, my output is MASSIVE" You know because of the video length .....

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@TheLegPumpkin HAHA who in the world would buy that?

[@BreeValerie]

Knowing the hell that the production of the next Scream movie is stuck in, I'd say this is the definite version for the Scream franchise. I hope but I don't think there will be any more Scream movies. Very comprehensible run through the story. Loved it

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hey thank you so much! If they ever make another I’ll probably just do a follow up one-off video or something.

[@neoream3606]

Thank you so much for pointing out that a young small teenage girl beats up a former police officer adult man

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Half the twists of who Ghostface is make no sense unless the mask somehow gives them the power to become a huge burly man

[@darthizzle]

Love the random Sky High edit. I mean, any Bruce Campbell clip should be celebrated.

[@greenkoopa]

Fun Fact: while i enjoy your torment more than is reasonable, i would not wish the Amityville movies on you. Unless you went towards the "artifact" movies or "house" movies. They're not the fun sort of bad

[@susangurnoe9611]

I was wondering why your haven't made a few video and then stumbled across your new channel and am happy you're still creating!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I definitely am! I'm really excited for how the channel's been doing!

[@trashcaninc.292]

Poor Dave you will be missed

[@Drjordanbreeding]

RIP

[@DirtyDancer_DB]

Going through the Scream series with ya. Got through 4 of the Friday 13th movies and gave up. Figured Dr. JB can explain the rest. Can't wait!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Sunday!

[@mewmedic]

Fun fact: Checking Billy's balls wouldn't have done anything because Stu has was the killer who got kicked. 🙂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha okay that’s faie

[@TheLastOfTheRockstarsU2]

Somebody moved Steve Buscemi into the wrong spot on premiere pro.. tisk tisk But well done

[@GothBarbie3000]

Gonna love this as much as I loved your Nightmare on Elm Street one!!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Here's hoping!

[@GothBarbie3000]

@@Drjordanbreeding quick confession: your “I do a thing until I summarise every film in this franchise” series are on my comfort playlist. Even the “god’s not dead” one. You’re funny as fuck and made even THAT miserable series entertaining. And yes… watching the original 3 Scream movies & seeing Weinstein all over them (especially when Rose McGowan is in the first one and the Weinstein brothers credit in Scream 3 open crawl falling on an ominous musical queue) is a strange experience.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@GothBarbie3000 I really appreciate that! I hope we can build something over here even better!

[@GothBarbie3000]

@@Drjordanbreeding btw, “you wouldn’t jizz in a mask” has given me nonstop hysterical giggle fits.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@GothBarbie3000 Haha hell yeah. I was pretty proud of that one

[@dylanclark9903]

Love you Jordan! Don’t doubt your formula! you’re hilarious and I will always come back for your content

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I appreciate that!

[@EverythingAnimePodcast]

Keep up your great KZbin channel!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Trying!

[@samwitherington4386]

I maintain, and still possess, the belief that Cameraman Joel should have been a killer in Scream 2 along with Mickey (just make Mickey Billy's brother or something, and Joel the psychopath). Although, I'd have been cool with the two sorority sisters as well. Also, Scream 3 should have seen a Scream cult (with the bodyguard, the non-dreamy cop, Roman, fake Dewey, the Producer and fake Sidney all being in on it, as a way to explain all the sudden recasting of characters in the filming of Stab 3), the Ghostface cult having the motivation of killing off the current main cast and replacing them (Roman and fake Sidney betray most of them, however, in order to make themselves the only survivors due to them wanting bigger roles in the future).

[@pattierotondo1108]

Before the script leaked, fake Sidney was going to be one of the killers.

[@samwitherington4386]

yeah, I heard about that@@pattierotondo1108

[@justinbeck2899]

Patrick Warburton is a National treasure! He’s Brock Sampson from The Venture Brothers

[@EverythingAnimePodcast]

I love when you do these!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Great! More on the way!

[@cainiddrie1482]

Scary Movie involving a scary male member: VHS 2 For scary male members that are strapped on: American Horror Story: Hotel Seven Your welcome Doctor JB. Love the content.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha thank you!

[@EverythingAnimePodcast]

To the scream girl that killed Duey I’ve been saying we need a short killer reveal because all the killers appear to be like 6 or 7 feet tall, BUT! The short killer needs to be wearing stilts or tall boots. We are at the Fast and furious numbers now we need some good stupid laughs

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ohhhh yes!