I explain all 12 Friday the 13th movies while hunted at a teen camp

[@Drjordanbreeding]

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[@DarlingMissDarling]

It's worth it for the complimentary blank script pad alone. Thanks, Doc!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@DarlingMissDarling haha you’re welcome! Thanks so much for signing up!

[@definitiondeviousndrtkn8716]

You will be my first patreon sir you your are a hilarious and a healthy portion of my entertainment 😂🎉 Keep up the good work "Just shove her down and steal her life alert "😅

[@andiward7068]

Not sure when I'll be a patron but I'm watching all the ads in the meantime.

[@soral94]

Apologies about not being able to binge it in one go but it is truly a work of art. Love your work, doctor!!

[@BADCompanySarge]

An adult man calling out "Hello, are there any teens around?" is 100% more scary than all the Friday the 13th movies combined

[@Drjordanbreeding]

WOAH who says I'm an adult!?

[@rayvenkman2087]

Jason: “Too spooky for me.”

[@erikgoodrich2976]

He obviously said he was looking for fellow teens, duh!

[@zeezerzam]

Hey there fellow kids

[@dynomar11]

​@@Drjordanbreedingyour driver's license

[@modnarer]

To anyone who's reading this right now, so much effort went into this I hope you really appreciate it! Be kind! Rewind look for "the breeding cut" in October!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha hopefully

[@movietvjunkie]

Ohhhh the breeding cut is that where Jason sleeps with everyone and makes a XXX cinematic universe

[@ZebbeCali]

Oh, don’t worry, we appreciate AND enjoy your alls work!!!

[@alexx5064]

♥️♥️

[@Tactical_Therapist]

I was trying to watch this last night in bed, completely pissing off my fiancé. She told me to shut the hell up. I was laughing so much! I am a huge Friday 13th fan and this is great. You guys are great, keep up the good work.

[@JaredBruner]

I know I'll sleep well tonight being lulled to dreamland by the dulcet tones of Dr. Jordan. And then probably rewind to finish this video tomorrow. THANKS JORDAN!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks for watching!

[@andiward7068]

Samesies. Then again in a few months. 😊

[@michellesimonds7723]

Already added to my going to sleep playlist! Don’t take that the wrong way Dr. Jordan. I watched it the first time while wide awake:)

[@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw]

Lucky! Must be from Springfield/Springwood.

[@BooserBoi]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sleeps to long form video essays 😂

[@heidi3963]

This is the best mother's day gift I could get! Way better production value than the little skit my kids put on. They're total amateurs.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

They need to put in the WORK

[@octavioherschberg5280]

Lol let me know!

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

To be fair they died by drowning at that summer camp so they struggle doing much of anything that isn't murder now.

[@TheLegPumpkin]

Yeah I'm sick of watching this ladies' kids too!

[@pattierotondo1108]

@@Drjordanbreeding Fun Fact: One of the guys from Jason Goes To Hell, John D. LeMay, also starred in the Friday the 13th TV series. In the series, he and his cousin, Mickey (Michelle), inherit an antique shop from their uncle, who sold cursed objects to people. Their job is to get all the objects back, so each week they go after a different object. Kind of a fun series.

[@MrTantrill]

As I slowly trudge through my white-collar CS job, I watch this happily so that I can mostly care about people I'm helping.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha happy to help!

[@InkyIsScared]

Bold of you to shoot so many movie summaries outside in the sunlight during spring where the days aren't super long yet. Just subscribed and enjoying the vids!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha well… it gets dark. You’ll see.

[@steveoconnivo9666]

Dr. Jordan Breeding PHD does it again!!! Hope you know how much some of us truly love your videos and appreciate you making them for us! I honestly don't know how you're not more popular. LIKE AND SHARE PEOPLE!!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I appreciate it! And I really just started so who knows?

[@BigSmiley0TV]

Please, make sure the people you share are willing to be shared. I've made the mistake of sharing people without asking, and it has ruined a couple of gatherings, parties, camp outs, 2 weddings, and an extremely awkward funeral

[@Kiatro]

One day I would like to see a Dr. Jordan Breeding and James A. Janisse do a collab.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I’d love that!

[@andiward7068]

Yes! It wouldn't surprise me if he'd be down for some kind of collab.

[@AaronCoats-qn8oy]

​@@Drjordanbreedinghit him up he might be down James usually is down to do stuff like that

[@Drjordanbreeding]

How does one hit him up?@@AaronCoats-qn8oy

[@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw]

Aw man , Dead Meat channel seems cool, they've collaborated with Found Flix but seem so busy, especially with the new podcast Scream Dreams. Although, you are so freaking talented why would they not be up for it??!! You're a total sniper. Lol

[@Zanzibar_Dallax]

On a real note, *Thank you, guys.* Sunday's are usually boring; with no uploads from most of my subs, but having something of this length is going to make for a great Mother's Day!! *Also, thats what she said*

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha she sure did. Enjoy!

[@TheCheat420]

I love that you covered Freddy vs Jason in a different way than the other video. Also I've said it before and I'll say it again: I wanna see John Cena as the antagonist in a psychological thriller.

[@EMurph42]

I loved that as well.

[@AC-hj9tv]

John Cena is invisible bro

[@gardenburgerr]

These videos were the only reason I watched cracked, and was so scared we’d be losing this when you announced you were doing solo projects. Incredibly grateful you continued your “every freaking” series!

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

The editing, as always, is

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Awesome! Thanks for watching

[@lalauninterrupted2086]

I be in my postal truck so I’m literally losing it. I know ppl that see my at a light might think “Im going Postal🫣😭”

[@dench2695]

Lmao the editing is horrendous.

[@jameseglavin4]

I love these videos because they’re funny and entertaining regardless of the degree of attention I pay to it. Like, sometimes I intently watch, sometimes it’s just sorta playing near me, and sometimes I fall asleep while listening to Jordan’s dulcet tones. It’s rewarding at any degree of engagement!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That's literally how I try to make them! Super packed if you want to dig in and pay attention, but also not built so you really HAVE to pay attention to get the gist.

[@captainjackknife5817]

IT'S FINALLY HERE! Thanks for all your hard work, doc, I've been looking forward to this for a while!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks for being patient!

[@EMurph42]

I’ve been dying of anticipation as well but boy was it worth it baby! This is one of the best yet, IMHO. Clearly he did not phone it in & anything worth doing is worth doing right.

[@nicolaofmiddlewest159]

"Because the last line was your bank account"... yeah, we should definitely throw this guy a little money. Our accounts make the same damn sound, and if I could entertain you from a forklift, I would, but instead, I'll see what I can do next paycheck, Doc. You sold me on the Patreon sub.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hey if you don’t have anything, that’s completely okay! Watching and sharing helps too!

[@liferealgood]

Yes yes yes!!!! Thank you guys for all the hard work. I’m sure I’m gonna enjoy.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I hope so! Put more into this than almost anything else ever

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Shout Factory better add this to the next Blu Ray collector's edition cause it's the best way to understand this mess of a series. A god damn compendium to everything Voorhees

[@Drjordanbreeding]

If they don't, I'll sue them

[@williamharrell-hh3cj]

🎉 You make working on a Sunday bearable, thank you. Seriously, I only watched Cracked for your reviews.

[@EMurph42]

I hate to be that guy, but he left Cracked like almost half a year ago. But I’m totally with you, I have not watch much of any Cracked since he left.

[@justamurse5646]

Having watched this twice now, the creepiest part is still Zuckerberg saying “LEGS” in the meta, like he isn’t a robot alien trying to be normal.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

LEGS!

[@heathbrinkman3126]

Jesus christ I guess this is my Sunday afternoon now. Thanks 'doctor' for my 'prescription' to 'watch' your 'video' that is '3 hours' long

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha good luck!

[@BADCompanySarge]

Props for explaining POV. Seems mental that the term has repeatedly been used incorrectly on TikTok for years now

[@marcykeeley7709]

Yay!!! It’s like every time I have an excessively irksome week I get another one of these to laugh maniacally at for a few hrs

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad to help!

[@ipacklunches]

I absolutely love the "hello" sound. All the sounds really, but "hello" just tickles me.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha well good!

[@popcorneilous]

In the 2nd movie jason stabs the passengers side cause he was born in the 50's and wasnt expecting a woman to be in the drivers seat 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha that probably makes sense!

[@scp-507]

He was born in the 40’s genius. He was 11 when he drowned in ‘57.

[@Shane-hx4xp]

@@scp-507it was a joke not a peen don’t take it so hard bud.

[@robotrix]

​@@scp-507 You know the year he drowned and his age but you could only narrow it down to "The 40's"? Wow...Lauren Boebert amd MTG must be your academic idols....

[@robotrix]

Heard there's a comic that mentions Dad but never read it. I'd figured originally Mrs. Voorhees was a war widow and that's why she worked. But maybe Dad was around and did all the driving? But then, the Pamela Voorhees of the first movie is definitely a woman who had to see her child be buried in his coffin...only it turns out no? Only thing definite in these movies is the inconsistencies

[@fmkalross8296]

Dear Jordan and Crew- My dog had a huge splenic tumor and had to have that and his spleen removed last week. He's everything to me, and I've been sick with worry. To the point, I've been stuck in weird places for hours at a time, and all these huge video recaps/reviews you guys have made have gotten me thru it. The laughs, the long form, the infotainment... It's been a rock for me. I know that's not necessarily your intention, but too bad. You've helped me thru a very dark time in my life. Bless you guys. Keep on keeping on. And just a fun suggestion: if you haven't seen Surf Ninjas, I highly recommend it.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Wow thanks for saying this. I’m so sorry you’re going through it, but I’m happy our dumb videos were a welcome distraction. I hope your dog is okay, and I’ll check that movie out but based on the name you probably can’t force me to watch it haha

[@fmkalross8296]

@@Drjordanbreeding It's not cancer, he's going to be fine! Thanks again. 🥳

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@fmkalross8296 well hey that’s good!

[@mischief.brewed]

There's something about the woods setting that makes me feel like the Doctor has just walked up to me and started talking. Can't explain it

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Do you… live in the woods? Haha

[@mischief.brewed]

@@Drjordanbreeding Hiding from the feds... you know how it be

[@luthientinuviel3883]

I agree it feels like we're just chilling outdoors with him while he infodumps. Very chill and fun vibes

[@RainyDays2790]

i have yt on autoplay when im sleeping i guess it came to this channel. i rolled over to do a little check of my room and to see that things are alright and see a guy trapped in a dog cage explaining freddie vs jason....... i feel like that should have been a dream but here i am

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Unfortunately this is real life haha

[@RainyDays2790]

ya know what ive seen stranger on this website, take my sub lol@@Drjordanbreeding

[@greenkoopa]

Jordan the algorithm has this video in the "sleep niche" or something. This and Halloween I wake up to them autoplaying pretty much every day

[@Drjordanbreeding]

You must have horrifying dreams

[@zalafinari]

This was epic. I watched the whole thing and I can't imagine how much work it must have been to put this together. Great job!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

An embarrassing amount. Like I’m ashamed how much work haha

[@thewatchersofthewood3530]

This is the greatest way to watch these movies as all the best material gets mentioned on the recap. The total run time of these films are almost 20 hours and they all get condensed down to a 3 hour video with additional jokes and gags!!

[@brian.francisco]

That "bear/otter" clip has me asking... how do we get Dr. Breeding on the IASIP writing team???

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh my god. I’ve written spec scripts for them just as practice haha

[@brian.francisco]

@@Drjordanbreeding we need a grass roots effort to get their eyes on you

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@brian.francisco I mean I’m down haha

[@lizabee484]

The cinematography 😍 I can already tell this is going to be a great one!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Dave went above and beyond!

[@lizabee484]

@@Drjordanbreeding He absolutely did! Brava Dave! And since we’re here, happy Mother’s Day to your wife! (from an absolute rando on the internet lol)

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@lizabee484 haha thank you! I’ll let her know

[@EMurph42]

@@lizabee484 yes happy Mother’s Day to the good doctors bride! Super duper mom this year!

[@ryanwest9546]

The dead father still being in the lake was the dumbest thing ever in this film, lol

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It's so insane

[@Zanzibar_Dallax]

My memories of summer camp are traumatic for a different reason 😅

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh no haha

[@Gutol]

Scout master Kevin? 😈

[@Liam_Phoenix]

Dude that intro was absolutely sick!! Like absolutely wicked!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks so much!

[@justamurse5646]

Still bummed you didn't mentioned the part in F13th Final Chapter wear Bear Boy literally yells "Oh my God he's killing me" with absolutely impeccable acting while in fact being killed by Jason lol. Possibly my favorite cheesy death of the franchise.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha sorry! So many things!

[@justamurse5646]

@@Drjordanbreeding haha you’re still above and beyond considering how much $hit you cover. I still enjoy coming back to this one, Bravo sir!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@justamurse5646 ha well I’m glad you still like it!

[@justamurse5646]

@@Drjordanbreeding for sure dude! Thanks for all your work 🙏

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@justamurse5646 but of course!

[@EMurph42]

The running between volumes is chef kiss. I’ve been thinking of the score all week. The Marvel one was excellent but just different enough that Disney could not sue. This score is so outstanding you could put into any of these movie and it would fit flawlessly. Tremendously well done my friend.

[@robertpchaoticking5703]

2:11 thank you for the POV explanation! I get so irritated when ppl on tik tok say POV and its either the other way around or its one of those weird alternate universes where they have like the number of breathes they can take a year above their head. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I hate those with all of my heart

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha no problem!

[@kropotkinnie]

this is by far one of my favorite budding series on this site omg

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hell yeah! Tell all your friends haha

[@Chelaxim]

My favorite part about the series Is the wacky timeline because Jason takes Manhattan actually takes place in 1998 and Jason goes To Hell and Freddy vs Jason are both in 2003 so in that universe the 80s almost lasted 2 decades and they speedran the 90s.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha for sure.

[@jessel9626]

When are we gonna get a cover of "Caleb is Dead" by Jordan and the Breeding Bunch?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

When you sign up for the Patreon haha. It's already in there downloadable!

[@randommm129]

@@Drjordanbreeding What is the actual sound from??????! lol it’s the sound that makes me laugh absolutely every single time

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@randommm129 An original song I wrote for an old video!

[@randommm129]

@@Drjordanbreedingoh!!!!!!! That explains why I can’t find it through the ole Google machine lol

[@BriConRPG]

Are we not going to talk about how Trent in the 2009 reboot is canonically the same Trent from Transformers??? (maybe I need to watch the Transformers recap video)

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I did bring it up haha

[@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw]

Played to fall asleep to, but liked this too much to sleep! Well done sir! Good luck with your Rocky Road obsession and persistent spells of logical reasoning.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha awesome! I'm glad you enjoyed it but sorry you couldn't sleep!

[@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw]

Ah, sleep, perchance to dream. Those "Springfield" kids should've read more Shakespeare maybe? Or they took it literally? Like, I'm just not sure lol, there's Nyquil in their tap water??!! Aaarrrgh!

[@seppukupenguin]

I love these Explain vids man! Thanks for making great second monitor vids!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha absolutely!

[@bczarrockbeast6264]

I am so stoked for this just sat down with a nice full bong load ready for the sultry tones of Dr. Jordan Breeding to whisk me away to a friday the 13th wonderland.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ohhhhhh yeah

[@trinabeth9681]

What a great Mother's Day gift! Thank you Jordan and crew! ❤

[@Drjordanbreeding]

You’re welcome!

[@TheMonk3613]

My favorite part of part 8 is how Sean’s Dad made some poor Chief sail with him and their graduation away from his family for no extra pay and gets murdered for his efforts. It’s a metaphor for the Enlisted vs Officer debate…. I think.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Or capitalism haha

[@c-130turbo3]

when you did saw you had been trapped in abasement, for sharknado you basiclly got stuck in a corner until you finished BUT this time at least you got you sit outside it is spring afterall always enjoy youe style of humor

[@movietvjunkie]

True true 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha yeah this was 10x more difficult

[@c-130turbo3]

@@Drjordanbreedingi can imagine everthing looks nice on camera, but we do not see the wet ground or the bugs between takes, and the bathroom is so far away lol oh i got one you should do a shorterish video doing the 2 zombie land movies while trapped on tope of a ferris wheel, or trapped in detroit until you explain all the robo cop movies lol anyway glad to see you making videos again

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@c-130turbo3 oh both of those could be cool!

[@MrReganomics1]

Dr J! Talk about putting the darn work in... My man you outdid yourself... This is a preliminary comment because dammit you deserve feedback and banter on a biblical scale to please the algorithm gods.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha wow well thank you!

[@Raicheru13]

Fantastic. This was a great way to spend my Sunday evening on a day I wasn't feeling well. I love how much effort goes into these videos because the final product in so worth it. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Kudos on the excellent location for the shoot.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

This is my wife’s parents property (well mostly their friend’s property)!

[@stubbysidwell]

At 1:59:12, you have a slow mo shot of the admiral cap getting done in by the dull end of the machete. "Because it's dull, you twit; it'll hurt more!"

[@langdonledwig3734]

You should do a Romero zombies movies while trapped in a farm house or Texas chainsaw movies while in a farm house

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oooooo

[@droth1031]

I now understand the sage words of Jedi Master Yoda, who once said, "Logic? Continuity? A Friday fan craves not these things!"

[@Drjordanbreeding]

What wisdom!

[@shounenchild]

Me like 3 hours ago watching the Freddy vs Jason portion of the Elm Street Recap: gee I hope he does Friday the 13th one day .... Yay!!!! ❤️

[@Drjordanbreeding]

And here it is haha

[@langdonledwig3734]

What franchise would you do next?

[@saral8625]

The Gibb???? running joke was one of my favorite bits in the Elm St video. Still makes me giggle here

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad you (still) like it!

[@greenkoopa]

1:30:07 Dave only does Caesars Legion Playthroughs. I definitely passed out through the entire middle of this and I'm re(?)watching. Part 6 is the most fun out of all the Friday movies, and it closes with an absolutely rad song. Like Marie Curie.

[@jefffenton2293]

Just happened to stumble across this video and holy shit is it hilarious you got a new fan

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hey that’s great! Welcome! We have several more like this one

[@zane3947]

Another banger of a video as always. I hope you know how much we appreciate the insane work this takes and how much we love the videos

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hey I really appreciate that!

[@patricequeen1156]

I was so excited for this! You guys did not disappoint!! I set up my projector and watched it like a real movie with popcorn and everything! Loved it so much! Going to watch it again today!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Awesome!

[@KiteMoonwall]

2:00:15 thanks for a bit of shared self reflection and existentialism in the middle of my "funny-haha" bingwatching

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I write so many jokes, it felt worth it to actually reflect on some of them.

[@GraakosIndeed]

Can we take a second to appreciate the framing and focus? It looks really good dudes. Thanks for all the hard work. Ps- when is the extended cut of Caleb is Dead?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I think I released it in the Patreon haha

[@Drjordanbreeding]

And thank you! We tried really hard

[@EMurph42]

@@Drjordanbreeding it shows.

[@anthonyjoseph089]

My man in the back just rowing his boat gently down the stream. 😂

[@thebigksmoosey]

I love your narrative style! That said it's hard to have this on as a background "listen". The jokes and gags are too good to miss. But thee hours of them is a long time to stare at my phone, lol. Anyway, good video, thanks for all you do

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah it’s definitely one that you should probably watch in chunks and/or listen through and then watch or something. Thanks so much for checking it out though!

[@EMurph42]

@@Drjordanbreeding I’m good at the second one!

[@EMurph42]

So I end up watch watch/listening more the a few times & what’s fun is I always catch something new each time. Totally worth it

[@benlapoint7697]

Awesome! Been looking forward to this. Can’t wait to watch it later.

[@Chooch1080]

48:15 Depending on the Type of Barn Hole. You may just call it a window.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Really? That’s a huge window haha

[@TaurusWitch29]

This is gold. I havent watched all the movies, but you talking about the guy eating fish food and then crapping without wiping and deserving what he gets is truth 😂

[@Athiax.]

I'm glad I found your personal channel right before I went on a 13 hour drive, I'm halfway through and this is perfect

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Halfway through my whole channel?! Or the drive? (Or both? Haha)

[@rileyxsko]

These are the absolute best. Can't wait to watch this entire thing tonight.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Please do haha

[@kennethyoung4838]

Yesssss I’ve been waiting for this to drop. Keep up the good work man. Just got myself a beer shark and tgif shirt form the store.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh hell yeah! Thanks so much!

[@BLUEFIRECAPTAIN]

Jason loves throwing people and things through windows including himself!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

He really, really does!

[@drusillazurui4424]

All your videos are great, but there is just something about your horror franchise rants that really does it for me xD

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah, I think you're probably right. We'll see with Transformers haha

[@TwoBs]

I’m 4hrs late, but YELLLOOOO Made everyone in my house just go away and leave me alone for this. Thanks, Jordan and editing team!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha sorry everybody in your house!

[@duaneninjaray2]

Nice "sleep away camp" reference.. I'm sure a lot of ppl forgot about that movie coming out during the same timeframe 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha I would hope so!

[@duaneninjaray2]

@@Drjordanbreeding keep the series goin bro! 😂 (Well it can be any franchise of course) I'm glad ur doin more on ur own channel now, ur resident evil series and saw series is my favorite so far

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@duaneninjaray2 leprechaun should be out this week!

[@DashingDavid]

3 hour video? Gonna get the lotion and tissues ready.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh… uhhhh

[@Mel_Lou_03]

Love your videos. Would love to see you explain evil dead or ANOES x

[@Drjordanbreeding]

On the list (I’ve also technically down nightmare elsewhere… in a similar style)

[@Mel_Lou_03]

@@Drjordanbreeding Oooh where. I’m new to this channel :) x

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Just search for it haha@@Mel_Lou_03

[@KuramaKyubi9]

She tried to blind the killer with a flashlight, but was unaware he was running Lightborn.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

What a goof!!

[@EMurph42]

This is an epic achievement! It’s nice to see you in so many settings that are wonderfully creepy. You very much captured the perfect flavor.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks!

[@theshape3988]

Wow the quality of this video is next level. It's editing and script and camera work is one of the best I've seen on KZbin. Just subbed! This is amazing that someone puts this amount of effort in a video. It's produced amazingly and this channel will BLOW UP in the next couple months. This is better than Dead Meat in my opinion and I love Dead Meat. Hidden gem

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Holy cow thanks so much for saying that! We obviously pour everything we’ve got into these, so that’s really encouraging to hear!

[@AaronCoats-qn8oy]

His videos are good but in my opinion he's definitely not better than dead meat

[@ethal1222]

If part 7 is set in 1997, at least a few of the characters would have seen Scream. So there's no excuse for them not to know the rules of slasher movies.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Dang you're right!

[@adrianluce5372]

Was the joke about the guy getting a rock in his chest in part 8 a reference to eridium experiments in borderlands 2?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

No haha. A William Faulkner novel

[@adrianluce5372]

@@Drjordanbreeding I'm a cultured man. Lol

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@adrianluce5372 haha indeed

[@TheLegPumpkin]

Your cage has a bug on it at 30:48 and I rewound several times to see it. Also good video in the bugless parts I guess.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Dang haha

[@TheLegPumpkin]

It's ok, we all end up in a wooden cage with an insect interloper as we describe an iconic horror series from the 80's at some point in our life. For me it was a dragonfly and the Critters series, so you definitely had the better bug/horror franchise combo. Though someday a praying mantis/ texas chainsaw massacre video will debut and we'll both be yesterday's news.

[@tess..]

The intro was incredible- love how much you alter each video's shooting/theme/vibe to meet the franchise

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you so much!

[@tess..]

@@Drjordanbreeding rewatching while I write a terribly boring paper so thank you 🙏🏻

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@tess.. Ha you're welcome!

[@aetherfukz]

Oh, this is the perfect gift for mothers day (which is today in europe)! Absolutely love these long review videos!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks so much! I hope you enjoy it!

[@RuckBuckington]

Same in US. (Today being Mother Day)

[@datboi8417]

These videos are absolutely top tier, it's astounding you aren't at at least a 1m subs. Keep pushing out the horror movie bangers

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha thank you! I think it’s because they’re not super accessible, but maybe somedayyyyy

[@PeterFrikadelle]

Damn, top quality intro! Thanks for the content, you guys are killing it!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hey thanks so much!

[@JaYoeNation]

All your affiliate links show “out of stock”.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Crap. Okay I'll see if that can be fixed. Thanks!

[@DarthBlade94]

This is so good I was waiting for this since the saw recap

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It’s finally here!

[@NatePossibilities]

I also don't know who created Pokemon Goh. Over here we call that Othello...or maybe i don't understand board games. You know...like...definitely at least one of those things.

[@froggyfresh08]

The reason they made a remake instead of a freddy vs jason sequel, which wouldve been Freddy vs Jason vs ash (from evil dead) is because of creative differences of not being able to determine if ash would die at the end

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well… there you go haha

[@TheLastOfTheRockstarsU2]

Well done! I can’t imagine how much work must go into these, but you and your editors Do an amazing job and I look forward to what’s next (Halloween?) by the way, I think four and six are legitimately good movies, and 4 always felt to me like “if John Hughes was forced to write a slasher movie” the teens just felt a little more real, fleshed out and likable in it

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It’s a lot! The next one is Transformers haha. I tease that riiiiiiight at the end

[@TheLastOfTheRockstarsU2]

@@Drjordanbreeding well, we all appreciate the work you put in, it’s immensely entertaining, and I’m so sorry you have to watch the Transformers movies. Michael Bay “movies” are a legitimate form of mental torture. They use them on shoplifters in third world countries along with Alien Ant Farm covers

[@TheRumpletiltskin]

these are more entertaining than watching the actual movies.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha thanks!

[@LondraCalibro9]

so happy i found your channel, your nightmare on elmstreet one for cracked is classic and gets a regular rewatch - really looking forward to this. Request: Puppet master. 10x movies of varying convoluted quality with a silly premise - what could go wrong? Super work.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks for finding me! And, yeah, it's on the list!

[@BEXASTORIA]

52:55 aww Jordan the babies are too cute. I’ll make sure they don’t starve. 🖤

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yay thank you!

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

I love the "Odin blasts it with lightning." You mean Thor? Or Raiden? Or Zeus? Or maybe Shazam?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Nah Odin haha

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

@@Drjordanbreeding As long as it's intentional

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@sebastianacevedo9444 everything I do is intentional

[@tyler1234321]

Dude this is absolutely my favorite series on the internet. These should have hundreds of thousands of views.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you! I think we can get there someday

[@Kittyrins]

The production quality on this is so amazing. Am really glad I found this channel. Wish I could support the patreon but I can sub and share the videos. Thank you for this ^^

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hey that’s more than enough! At the stage we are in, everything helps!

[@thewatchersofthewood3530]

I love how the video shoot degrades down and down until we wind up in a dog cage, laundry, and living room.... I bet this took soooooo much time to shoot and edit. Amazing though!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It took my whole damn life haha

[@EMurph42]

Jordan I’m so happy to see these videos get more popular! Your work is paying off my friend!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you!

[@JoeyD_3636_]

Yo, you have no idea how happy this upload made me

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad to hear it!