I Fixed Fast & Furious In A Totally Serious Way

[@jacobasuncion3132]

Even though the movies changed definitely changed after Tokyo Drift I still enjoyed watching the fourth and fifth film, personally I still think they’ve should’ve ended the franchise after Fast 5 or Furious 7

[@emilsrotgalvis8747]

4th film in my opinion is the best one. It is a perfect continuation of the original classic with logical character arcs that are true to them and the surrounding world. Not to mention the plot feels like it has actual weight, and, though with some fantasy action superhero things, everything still feels quite grounded. The opening fuel heist, the Braga tryouts race and the ending desert tunnel chase are just pure hype.

[@BS_Auto_and_other_BS]

Same 5 and 7 should've stopped

[@DareToBeDeviant]

@@BS_Auto_and_other_BS I concur, though 7 had the graceful sendoff to Brian because of Walker's death, 6 could've been the full stop. The final scene had everyone being pardoned back in Los Angeles, about to tuck in for the cookout, and the camera pans over the city as Roman says a prayer. Fourth movie was just a 'soft' reboot of the entire series which would eventually turn into the physics-defying superhero nonsense we've grown so weary of. Addendum: for that last reason it's why I haven't seen past 8 and even that one took some time getting around to.

[@lb9gta307]

I'd argue they should have stopped at the 4th. 5th and later are mostly unrelated, generic action movies that don't need to be in the same franchise as the first four.

[@jdm8702]

5 should have been the end. Hit the big one and roll out.

[@schoolForAnts]

Paul Walker was the guy that everyone thought about when they thought about F&F, not Vin Diesel, and trying to continue on without him is an atrocious money grab and the plots reflect that.

[@TygreKitty]

Exactly

[@velvetrooster5569]

I mean, they literally made a meta commentary within the ninth movie by killing Tyrese, and then revealing that oh, it was a joke and he didn’t actually die, and then Tyrese goes on a whole monologue about being super heroes, and being invincible a few minutes later. Also, space niggas

[@schoolForAnts]

@@velvetrooster5569 Yeah i didn't watch that one.

[@ImaginaryNate]

Exactly. Brian is the true hero of TFATF franchise. Continuing a series with the main character is soulless.

[@velvetrooster5569]

@@ImaginaryNate Van you shut up and just let us live our llives 1/4 mile at a time please?

[@ripamoramee14]

Do a soft reboot/sequel about the world of drifting and street racing in Japan again and then have the sequels cover that same car culture in other countries. The action can simply be global illegal racing organizations, best of the best kind of deal

[@alocasio5896]

This is what it should have been.

[@imthat328]

If they would’ve kept robbing banks , bigger heists would’ve made a better series

[@rylanprime6176]

Honestly really good take

[@jameshaulenbeek5931]

So combine the Oceans movies with Gone in 60 Seconds.

[@anthonysmalawipredators8794]

Nope we're going to fucking mars

[@andrewxaviermcelroy4700]

@@jameshaulenbeek5931 So basically The Italian Job. I like that idea.

[@scturnn]

Bro that sounds so boring like what? Robbing banks over and over?

[@dipgrizzly25]

They should honestly just have ChatGPT write the next Fast movie...

[@erwark]

Of course. It's an upgrade from giving a kid a crayon and an espresso like they've been doing lately.

[@bennyb.1742]

@@erwark Didn't the writer openly admit the space bit from 9 was written by his own child?

[@Yes-qj4bi]

Here Title: "Fast and Furious: Full Circle" Opening scene: We see the original characters from the first movie - Brian, Dom, and Mia - in a car garage reminiscing about the old days. Brian mentions how much he misses the adrenaline rush of street racing, and Dom agrees that something is missing from their lives. Plot: The group receives a call from a mysterious figure who claims to have a way to bring back the excitement of street racing. They agree to meet this person and are introduced to a new underground racing circuit. The circuit is run by a young and ambitious racer, who challenges the group to compete against his team of drivers in a series of high-stakes races. As the group competes in the races, they begin to suspect that the young racer is involved in illegal activities and is using the races as a cover-up for his criminal enterprise. Brian and Dom team up to investigate and soon uncover a larger criminal organization that has been using the races as a front for their smuggling operations. In the final race, the group races against the young racer's team one last time. The stakes are high, and the group must use all their skills to win. In a dramatic finish, the group emerges victorious, and the young racer is revealed to be a protege of Johnny Tran, the villain from the first movie. Epilogue: The group reflects on the lessons they've learned and how far they've come since their early days of street racing. They decide to use their skills and experiences to help mentor the next generation of racers and keep the streets safe from criminal organizations like the one they just took down. Closing scene: We see the group driving off into the sunset, with a montage of clips from the first movie playing in the background. The movie ends with a dedication to Paul Walker, who played Brian in the original film and passed away in 2013.

[@neauxmad1048]

When you said no Fast 8 I realized I forgot the entire plot of that movie anyway.

[@NismoRoseProductions]

One thing I want to know is what happens to Brian’s Supra at the end of the first movie? It just disappears with no explanation and Dom throughout all the movies only drives Dodge Charges.

[@therealmarcc.2529]

The Supra was abandoned near the Mexican/US border. It is canon through the Turbo-Charged Prelude which explains the events in between the first and second movie. There’s a scene there where Brian reads the papers and there’s a headline which states that an abandoned vehicle was found near the border.

[@bansheebwoi5056]

@@therealmarcc.2529 holy shit, I always thought I knew almost everything a fan could know about the fast saga but this is new info to me lol

[@ImaginaryNate]

@@bansheebwoi5056 Wow that’s pretty surprising lol. Yeah it’s a pretty big thing

[@xavierramirez1911]

dom probably ditched the supra somewhere during his escape. a little hard to stay off the grid when you're driving a bright ass orange supra

[@chrisestes859]

Every movie in the fast saga except for Tokyo drift is a secret agent movie.

[@Wolfen_Argent]

This

[@ImaginaryNate]

And they even retconned Tokyo Drift to be a secret agent motive behind-the-scenes due to F9 and Mr Nobody 😂

[@esthetics4512]

@@ImaginaryNate 💯

[@clockwork3494]

Personally I feel F&F 1-3 were the peak of the series, beyond that point I felt it got boring and repetitive reeeal quick. The other movies definitely have their moments (sometimes?) but outside of that I just found it really tiring and somewhat dumb how we went from theft and drug wars to saving the world with "Muh famli" lol The original trilogy of F&F felt like perfection, really good storytelling, the plots were interesting (mostly) and the action was a lot more believable than the shit in say.. Fast 8 and 9, beyond those 3 it started to just go over the top and it kinda sucked to see when the originals were quite.. "grounded" if that makes sense. If people like the newer movies then that's cool but I really have to ask why? I get that they're movies and all for entertainment but I preferred the theft, drug dealing and illegal drag racing over "This crazy person wants to take over the world and we have to stop them because family." That's not even mentioning how ever since Paul Walker's death the series has felt like a complete cash grab, don't even get me started on that.

[@slideways7768]

I think 4 & 5 were great too but 6-9 are just military Mcguffin nonsense each one more obnoxious than the last

[@ReclaimerX22]

At this point, i un-ironically want to see a Fast & Furious and Transformers crossover movie. Nobody takes either franchise seriously anymore, and Universal owns both, so it could totally happen.

[@ghostygearztv]

The main problem with the fast movies that no one is addressing is that they are monopolizing the car movie genre. Almost zero feature films featuring cool cars Have been made apart from the fast franchise in the past decade.

[@TheGeneral525]

The best description of the series I've heard is that Fast and Furious is just anime for car guys

[@JETZcorp]

It does look like anime for car guys, until Initial D pull up.

[@EE-fl1tw]

I always felt that in the first movie Brian should not have owed Dom a car. It was Dom's bad business deal that led to Brian's car being destroyed. I feel like that's a wash.

[@IAMEYI]

When he said WHY ALL THE BAD GUYS CENTRAL AMERICAN HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂 HE'S NOT LYING AT FUCKING ALL! NOTICE WHEN HE LISTED THE MOVIES THERE WAS NO BAD RACER GUY SINCE "TOKYO DRIFT" 😂 TY FOR THIS! LETTI... SHE'S STAYING DEAD IN THIS NEW VERSION 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CaptainRudy4021]

I agree. The series should have ended with 7. Like Harvey Dent says in The Dark Knight "you either die the hero or live long enough to be the villain."

[@High_Bread]

I watched the last one. Once they got into space in the fiero I immediately got up at my friends house and left. Seeing aquaman blow up jesus in the new movie is just the nail in the coffin .. can we also take the time out to realize it went from street racing with some minor crimes to the fast family basically being superheroes . If i can go back to fast 1 and tell my dad this is what the movies would become . He’d think i was smoking way earlier then i started

[@High_Bread]

Lemme add the last fast movie i seen was when they where in dubai, i saw it while in the hospital so it literally felt like i was off the meds when i saw it

[@Imagination_Station2224]

The last great F&F movie was Fast Five which is where they should’ve ended the series.

[@КалоянЯнков-ш8ш]

So I asked ChatGPT to write me a script and here is what it came up with Fast and Furious: Pursuit of the Crown Opening scene: We see Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) and his crew in a high-speed chase through the streets of London. They are trying to retrieve a powerful artifact known as the Crown of King Henry VIII, which has been stolen from a museum by a group of international thieves. As they close in on the thieves, they are suddenly ambushed by a rival crew led by Cipher (Charlize Theron), who has been hired by a mysterious client to steal the Crown for herself. A wild car chase ensues, with the two crews racing through the city and causing chaos. After narrowly escaping Cipher's crew, Dominic and his team regroup and realize they need to find out who hired Cipher and what their ultimate plan is. They team up with Interpol agent Elena Neves (Elsa Pataky) and former enemy Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham) to track down the client and stop them from using the Crown for evil. As they travel across the globe, from Tokyo to Rio to Dubai, they encounter a series of high-speed chases, death-defying stunts, and explosive action. Along the way, they face off against new enemies, including a ruthless arms dealer (Idris Elba) and a vengeful hacker (Rami Malek), who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the Crown. But as the team gets closer to their target, they realize that the stakes are higher than they ever imagined. The Crown has mystical powers that could change the course of history, and they must protect it at all costs. In the final showdown, Dominic and his team face off against Cipher and her crew, as well as their other enemies, in a thrilling race to retrieve the Crown and save the world from destruction. With their driving skills, bravery, and loyalty to each other, they emerge victorious, cementing their status as the ultimate family of fast and furious drivers. Closing scene: We see the team celebrating their victory, with Dominic and Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) sharing a quiet moment as they reflect on all they have been through. As they drive off into the sunset, we know that they will continue to face new challenges and adventures, always sticking together as a family.

[@jj02mc27]

Family

[@velvetrooster5569]

And always drinking a cold corona beer

[@raphtstt]

The building part for street racing in the 4th was very Nice !

[@ivanjovanovic362]

It needs to be more about the car culture, like 1 & 3 and less about flying flaming balls of steel rolling down the street

[@idakt]

They could have done this so much better, the world of cars is so deep, they could have taken it from street racing to street drifting to rally racing, to pro motorsports like NASCAR or F1 or GT3, added MotoGP, rally racing, and then did those big cross-country rallies like Gumball 3000 or Betsafe, and weaved the crime into it. Just lazy writing all around

[@sundaydriver2117]

I aint mad these movies became more action series then street racing, I mean they still got street racing and cool cars in the movies. im mad cause these series started becoming goofy action stead of serious action. Fast Five and Fast & Furious 6 is how to do serious action for fast and furious, now its just goofy action. they don't take this series seriously anymore

[@MrDreamscape2020]

As always, great commentary! Can’t wait to hear your version of the franchise reboot.

[@Caspersreunite]

All I want is for Jesse to come back honestly

[@jamesclegg8204]

You tried hard but nothing can fix it my friend it’s too far gone, all we can do is pretend like there’s only the first 3 movies😂

[@chrollobeast4915]

I feel like the perfect villan would of been Carter from 2f2f when at the end of the movie he said "I'll be back" Edit: ngl he lost me at tokyo drift

[@Snipey1904]

I would love a prequel to 2F2F on how Roman got busted. Also, maybe a sequel where Carter Verone gets released and wanted revenge.

[@OliverBrown.]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME! W video btw

[@micahpearson1275]

If I had FU money I would Totally hire you to wright a new racing action series. Very well done. 10/10 would watch all of that

[@nickzigrang2664]

3:37 I'm pretty sure Paul Walker wasn't in F7. Also pretty sure the biggest villain in the franchise is Porsche Carrera GT

[@100BeastMike]

If it ended at 5 would’ve been sweet then when Paul walker died in 7 that should’ve been it.

[@Yes-qj4bi]

Had chat gpt write a fast and furious script Title: "Fast and Furious: Full Circle" Opening scene: We see the original characters from the first movie - Brian, Dom, and Mia - in a car garage reminiscing about the old days. Brian mentions how much he misses the adrenaline rush of street racing, and Dom agrees that something is missing from their lives. Plot: The group receives a call from a mysterious figure who claims to have a way to bring back the excitement of street racing. They agree to meet this person and are introduced to a new underground racing circuit. The circuit is run by a young and ambitious racer, who challenges the group to compete against his team of drivers in a series of high-stakes races. As the group competes in the races, they begin to suspect that the young racer is involved in illegal activities and is using the races as a cover-up for his criminal enterprise. Brian and Dom team up to investigate and soon uncover a larger criminal organization that has been using the races as a front for their smuggling operations. In the final race, the group races against the young racer's team one last time. The stakes are high, and the group must use all their skills to win. In a dramatic finish, the group emerges victorious, and the young racer is revealed to be a protege of Johnny Tran, the villain from the first movie. Epilogue: The group reflects on the lessons they've learned and how far they've come since their early days of street racing. They decide to use their skills and experiences to help mentor the next generation of racers and keep the streets safe from criminal organizations like the one they just took down. Closing scene: We see the group driving off into the sunset, with a montage of clips from the first movie playing in the background. The movie ends with a dedication to Paul Walker, who played Brian in the original film and passed away in 2013.

[@lakai958]

Alex is doing god's work with this one

[@alexcross131]

7 was a bit much. 8 and 9 was an absolute joke. I'm seriously having no hope for the tenth installment. Hopefully it is the last because the ridiculous plots are just way too cartoonish for my taste.

[@LujinCustom]

Okay but what episode does he become Riddick? 🤷‍♂️🤔 All the bad guys are South American because someone in the franchise had a really bad experience with a Brazilian amplifier! 🤣🤣🤣

[@northwestrider369]

I’ve posted before. At this point I would go back and change the movies we already have. I would just change the ending I thought was fast X. But maybe there is a fast X part 2 now. Idk. But…….I would have ended the international stuff in F9, sipher (or however you spell it) is caught, Dom gets back his mysterious brother no one ever knew about for 8 movies. And on to F10. F10 reverts back to its roots except now the team are the good guys. It’s hinted in another movie that Dom created Race Wars back in the day. So Race Wars is having a big anniversary year. Dom finds out that someone is going to try and steal a bunch of cash or make a big drug sale or something. So the main part of the movie is tracking them down and ultimately stopping them fro ruining race wars. Then in the final scene when everyone is happy, Dom pulls up to the lights in a challenger, and next a Supra pulls up next to him. Dom smiles and the lights turn green, the cars launch………..and the credits roll. They don’t even need cgi to show Paul’s face, just have the Supra roll up and do a close up of Dom smiling and gripping the wheel. Everyone will know it’s meant to be Brian.

[@alienfac32]

i havent even watched the last few. i do love the vault scene from 5. after i just went. meh. This might have fixed it. Thank you.

[@FatBz887]

I'm just glad they moved past featuring cars so I don't have to worry about the Prelude going up horribly in price

[@sebastiantorres1358]

Honestly after Tokyo Drift the series died

[@minutemanproductions8029]

When Paul Walker died I think they should have ended the series with the white Supra driving away from Dom’s Charger

[@ReplicantBattyman]

They wouldnt have to change any of the plot to make the series truly great imo. Just end it at 7. If the movies ended there I think they would be remembered fondly as a cult classic B movie that grew into pretty decent AAA blockbusters.

[@JohanGavieres]

Hell cats at car meets are just regular traffic.

[@Wolfen_Argent]

Brazil is in South America… but I do agree regarding the current plots… WTF IS GOING ON?? 😂

[@okexotics]

No street racing and no car nostalgia makes fast and furious 8-9-10-11 movies trash

[@AXCZ20]

Brazil is South America, Mexico is North America, ChatGPT is great, and the world needs a new EVO. Mr. Martinez

[@guilhermebotelho8691]

"Why are the bad guys from central America?" Man, seriously? Brazil is south America and Mexico is north America

[@JRKudlick77]

Alex, racing just isn't going to grab ppl anymore. However, the market is there. I think, a street race based show on say Peacock or whoever own this... but make it all central around racing

[@stolenchaser]

Fast and furious should be about street racing... or even racing in general. Not family or fighting bad guys lol

[@benjaminmartinez1638]

I'm pretty sure Jason Momoas character was Reyes son from Fast Five

[@jpnkyari]

They should've came back to Street Racing to surprise all the car enthuasist but they fucked up hardcore

[@kaibricturner8836]

This was good, but I’m sticking with the current timeline lol 😂🤣😂

[@MonoLucas123]

I need to see some heel toe action before i consider this series in any way shape or form car related.

[@adamhayden5152]

My car made it in to the video! Well my under hood pic haha

[@jlaw430]

That actually make a lot of sense!

[@s277garage6]

I think furious 7 or 5 should have been the last one.

[@okexotics]

Should have ended it at fast 7!

[@Treaxvour]

3 was the last I ever watched purposely. Your plot seems a lot better. I might have actually watched it.

[@velvetrooster5569]

So the original idea for Tokyo Drift, was supposed to be a spin off that was only related to the original two movies by virtue of still being a street racing movie. Two things that happened at that time were Vin Diesel make another movies like XXX and Riddick. And because of that, they weren’t sure if they could even get Vin Diesel to be in the movie so they decided to film the whole movie without him which is why he’s not in the movie. Towards the end of production Vin Diesel said hey I still want to be in the movie guys and you guys did offer me a part in the movie true add make it happen. Teylor made it happen by having Dominic up here at the very last scene in the movie and that’s why it gets to be considered in the timeline. Also, I’m pretty sure that half of the riders for fast and furious four never watched Tokyo drift because they would’ve realize that Han was dead and making him a lie means that you fuck up the timeline and because everyone’s using early ass flip phones in Tokyo. It still doesn’t make sense being technically the sixth movie in the timeline. I know I’m not counting on the possibility that Tokyo jus happened to be in a country, wide old ass, technology phase.

[@sazahmed4225]

If I were to revise it, in fast 4 we find out that the Supra that Brian gives him at the end of the 1st movie is crashed head on with an 18 wheeler, and all the movies that are taking place right now was just Dom in a long coma

[@dannylam4784]

Once dom jumped off a tank and then landed on a car that was it, was that 5 or 6? Idk lost interest after 4th one really...wasnt even about racing anymore just what insane stunts and visuals they could do

[@FooTude]

They have been causing unnecessary drama since the stolen DVD players!

[@Project_Flat4]

Would definitely like to see this rendition of the “Fast Saga” or whatever the hell they call it nowadays. The series lost its soul after Furious 7. I continue to watch them, if only to see how ridiculous they become.

[@naturiatinajero6677]

They need to go back to the orgins and end it with big old fashioned street race

[@velvetrooster5569]

Has anyone noticed that Dom had a white baby in Fast 8 and Dom has a white son in fast 9 and they race swapped the baby/son in Fast 10,or at least the trailers appear to have race swapped the baby???

[@johnnybraccia452]

I loved the correction for Fast 8

[@xcom_rx7241]

Another plot twist for the movie it's a sequel for need for speed carbon

[@Huhwhatwhere4324]

WHERE IS JA? WHERE IS THR MISIC CONNECTION? WHERE IS THE TERENTINO HOP SKIP AND A JUMP BACK AND CHACHA SLIDE TO CUPID SHUFFLE TO THEN ELECTRIC SLIDE?

[@ryanwilliams5904]

It's sad that it still sounds terrible. Like there's no saving this franchise after Tokyo Drift.

[@trippin_ninja]

Tokyo Drift was the last Fast and Furious for me.

[@lucienlacourciere]

I think your missing that it went the way it did because the OG cast wanted more money and we’re told no. So they went with different cast tell 4.

[@lRedKill3r]

Hol up Central American?? Mexico be in North and Brazil in South 😭😭

[@Janoodle]

There’s no saving this franchise guy.

[@marcelluscunningham9071]

That tony jaa comment 😂

[@FooTude]

The first MOVIE should CHANGE THE DANGER TO MANIFOLD SCREEN!!!

[@mikeduron5315]

Why is Brian's baby's hair curly interracial blk / white ?? When mia and doms family have straight hair mex, Latino / white ?? Who has the curls???

[@mikeduron5315]

Should I say FRO 😮

[@joshb3623]

Isn’t it Letty not Lenny or have I been wrong this entire time 🤣🤦‍♂️

[@cdot.8492]

they should've brought it back to car culture after the 5th one. they could've dabbled in pro and illegal scenes going from place to place. encountering the bad guys as they build life and relationships.

[@andydhillon1977]

Fantastic analysis!!

[@AlexMartini.]

Thank you man!

[@andydhillon1977]

@AlexMartini You're very talented! Glad you were able to find a way to express that talent.

[@johnrosenberg5212]

Also remember los lobos prequle to fast 4 guess you didn't see it also what happen to Spanish guys or other guy from fast one other than seeing him in fast 4 get engine almost on his head he's family to. So much needs to be fit in to finish I think there can be 20 filma if you do it right

[@MrDmoney1984]

I know I’m not the only one that said what’s next they going to space…..and sure as shit what happen they went into space!?!? Once I saw that I stopped watching the rest of the movie

[@dj27nitro]

Can someone explain again how letty died and came back How Han died and came back ?

[@DinoZ831]

LOVED THE VID, but Brasil is in South America❤

[@GTInick]

Alex for director of fast11….. cuz I’m sure there will be an 11th

[@Dynamic.velocity]

No, not Jessie needs to come back. Leon needs to come back the only guy who did not return but is alive! He should be the final bad guy on Fast 11

[@johnrosenberg5212]

Leon is in 4 he almost gets engine dropped on his head in 4 remember

[@Dynamic.velocity]

@@johnrosenberg5212 alright, I'm going to watch all 10 of them to make sure you are telling the truth. Lol

[@lb9gta307]

I's easier than that. Just cut the breakout scene at the end of the 4th movie and rename the rest as a seperate franchize. The original storyline about street racers who fund their racing by stealing electronics is then completed, though in a movie that doesn't make a whole lot of sense (who in the FBI is hiring a disgraced cop who no only let their mark go but also provided them the car to do so?), and the other movies can exist as the dumb generic action films made for people who didn't watch the ones that featured car culture without being pure disappointment for never delivering what the title promises.

[@arros8a]

YES!!!! #bringjesseback

[@rouvencocker]

7 was my favorite.

[@Deathscroll41]

I never watched pass 3. I refuse.

[@dannysamsam2467]

Imo they should’ve stopped straight after 2f2f

[@krodsgarage]

yep fixed !!! 💯

[@sentiasatransformasi]

the franchise was done once they put in the rock as their star. fast five is good but the rock is just the rock

[@johnburton8420]

...Fast & Furious was not about cars or racing.

[@dariomaradiaga2059]

Somebody get vin diesel in in this comments and meet with Alex and re do all those trash movies into this new epic movies

[@malwieder_kili7231]

F fast and furious. We need a 2nd Need For Speed movie

[@crazyloco8844]

😂😂😅... OMG!!!! Funny bro, so funny, And you're Right!!! I lost interest after part 7, and I didn't care Anymore!!!😂 The movie WAS about badass cars and racing and making money and buying upgrades to Rip the winner in the Hood a New one!!! Wtf happened??!!! Idk, but I lost interest in those movies a while back...😅

[@jdm8702]

Gonna have to redo this when fast 11 drops... smh

[@imthat328]

Let’s see what you had to say 0:13

[@NewAgeGaming949]

didn't Jesse die in the first film?

[@jameshaulenbeek5931]

I only saw Tokyo Drift. The first 2 looked 😬 Everything after also looked 😳😬 Tokyo Drift was actually pretty fun.

[@ileutur6863]

I don't get what people see in tokyo drift. Its cool but really not thst nuch more special than 1 and 2

[@jameshaulenbeek5931]

@@ileutur6863 never said it was special, just fun. Only saw it once, and that was enough.

[@immortalkrogan8578]

LOLOL Peaky Blinders isn't a show to watch on an Airplane

[@jerizzome]

Isn't Charlize Theron South African? Though I guess she isn't technically a bad "guy"