I Got An A.I To Write Star Wars - It Was A Disaster

[@RandomGuy-ed8zq]

Ah yes, the battle of Cad Bane *Without Cad Bane*

[@micahwright5901]

Maybe it was just about Cad Bane

[@ic0nic707]

Cad Bane was disguised as Grievous, the clues were there the entire time.

[@KerbalHub]

Maybe they renamed a moon 'Cad Bane' in his honour...

[@rebewtinydino2572]

I thought tiny obi one and grievous fighting cad bane hat

[@Chosen_one_501]

“I’m not a boy, I’m a Jedi”. That was low key a pretty badass line for Anakin.

[@vincentweatherly9991]

Sounds like a thing ep1 Anakin would say tbh. I can hear his voice say it

[@arcadeinvader8086]

So badass that he said it again 20 seconds later

[@marcuscarr2829]

"I'm not a boy, I'm a person. And my name is Anakin."

[@matthewkalasky2891]

@@arcadeinvader8086 I guess it's his catch phrase in that story, or something.

[@TraceguyRune]

_I'm a Jedi, and my name is Anakin_ energy

[@t.p9716]

Obi Wan: "We´re the last ones left Anakin" Mace Windu: "TheRe He iS!"

[@micahwright5901]

There is no moral to the story

[@TraceguyRune]

"We're the last ones left, Anakin" Mace: Mother Fucker.

[@TheSourKnight]

Maybe he meant the last ones left in the temple and Mace Windu was informing them remotely

[@gigaswardblade7261]

i just love how ahsoka busts in to tell yoda that dooku is up to something whilst dooku is in the middle of trying to kill yoda

[@dancingmonkey08]

Nothing gets past her....

[@micahwright5901]

we must remain vigilant

[@federalcasemaker]

after she presumably died

[@henrysokol3466]

And her entry is a Kramer side-skid into a suburban-yuppie living room that's under construction inside a futuristic base for some reason... a skid which crashes her through a plywood wall, from the sound of it. Then when her warning is given, Dooku says he won't do anything without Yoda's permission.... like he was a kid and they were talking about opening a bag of Chips Ahoy!

[@Spudtron98]

It's possible that they're actually, as the script claims, _sparring_ as partners. Perhaps this is a universe where Dooku never fell?

[@fancyfish8263]

Yoda seems more concerned for Anakin in this than he is in the original.

[@anissueofskill]

And somehow the jedi know about his marriage to Padme.

[@eeurr1306]

@Anonymous 2918 Obi Wan died aswell and came back

[@anissueofskill]

@Anonymous 2918 omfg I hate the fact that this makes sense.

[@RelativelyBest]

Given that he wakes up in a hospital bed directly afterwards, and Padmé is there despite supposedly being dead, that might have been a dream sequence.

[@roger632]

"There is no moral to this story. War is ugly, and the conceqences are often dire." That bot is spittin out straight facts. Lol

[@micahwright5901]

If there was a moral to the story, I couldn’t find one 😂

[@Ryzza5]

There's no moral to the story, just a brand new dance... John Williamson - Aussie folk singer

[@themilkmangoeth]

He do be spitting facts out, especially at 1:11 lol

[@Devyn89]

There is no moral; here’s the moral 😂

[@brasil7642]

@@micahwright5901 the one is that anakin is not a boy, He is a jedi

[@buddertroop27]

Not even 2 minutes in and I’m dying, “In the Battle of Cad Bane, Grievous managed to kill Obi-Wan Kenobi” that’s funny in itself.

[@roger632]

And later on, in the assault on the temple story. Obi-Wan just literally tells Anakin to cut Grievous' legs off, and he does, and Grievous just dies lol.

[@KerbalHub]

"Hello there!" "General Grievous?!"

[@rebewtinydino2572]

Now I just imagine tiny obi-one and Grievous fight top cad Bane hat

[@marcuscarr2829]

Ahh...

[@aiperthatgotmutatedbytruth5638]

Yeah grevious would have killed obi wan if he was still the grevious from 2003 clone wars

[@mynameisharry8739]

1:56 Lmfao. I like to imagine that it's not even a live recording of him and that he's just staring at a still image of him. "There he is. That's a General Grievous right there."

[@micahwright5901]

AI has an ascended sense of humor confirmed That scene is brilliantly pointless

[@kyewithay3132]

That’s honestly what I thought until I took a second to think…

[@DartzinhoV]

I'm gonna be honest, the first few lines of the second episode were actually pretty good, straight out of an "What If" scenario

[@Icybubba]

And then the episode jumps off a cliff

[@PeterWhiteheadViola]

@@Icybubba yes, well...

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

"Anakin, take out his legs." Just like that.

[@iamzeek2000]

Ah yes, the Battle of Cad Bane Truly a legendary battle.

[@KerbalHub]

Ah, yes The planet of Cad Bane

[@bluelightstudios6191]

Ahsoka: "master yoda, I think count dooku is up to something" Yoda meanwhile in a heated battle with dooku who's trying to kill him: "sure about that are you, be on to something you might!?"

[@JackOW3]

Ahsoka: Dooku is up to something Yoda: Is hE nOw

[@alvinchoquet5761]

"I think dooku is up to something" just killed me

[@Spooky_man]

Obi-Wan: "Anakin, take out his legs!" OMFG LMAO THIS IS GOLD

[@Noone-qs5jt]

"Bop bop bop bop wow wow wow wow- I'm sorry what was that? I didn't hear you over the sounds of battle!"

[@jonniezodiac]

That bit had me crying with laughter

[@ic0nic707]

_Ahm hup jhup tip tyup hwo wyhjpm wow_

[@bichoestranhocomcaudas6543]

I love how Obi wan,Ahsoka and Padmé died but it doesn't matter at all because they appear safe and sound in the next scene. This is some Disney sequels levels of writing

[@ChaseMC215]

Somehow Obi-Wan returned.

[@Damy-t4v]

The AI side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural.

[@kinola3206]

1:10-1:19 It's like the narrator couldn't comprehend Obi-wan's death and spazzed out.

[@sarahlewis7272]

He hasn’t been the same since the accident

[@couponingjunk6423]

4:22 Duku: “you are no match for me boy” Anakin: “ i’m not a boy ,I’m a Jedi “

[@AsariNextDoor]

Three mini-episodes of the Clone Wars written entirely by an AI? More like Star Wars: The Droid Wars

[@DecoySammy]

The Clanka Wars

[@boorik1585]

Honestly, episode 1 and 3 could be awesome if they were written out with Logic. A Droid attack on the Jedi temple? A flashback to Dooku being a Jedi? Hell yes I'll take that. However the second episode....yeah...

[@wisconsinwintergreen6296]

Star Wars needs a What If? Series just like Marvel IMO

[@ZER-sc3pc]

It wouldn’t work as actually being part of Canon, of course, but I could see something about Anakin being in a coma and having visions of everyone he loves dying only to wake up and realize some of them actually did die being a pretty interesting basis for a story.

[@ic0nic707]

@@ZER-sc3pc Wait isn’t that just the plot of AOTC and ROTS?

[@ZER-sc3pc]

@@ic0nic707 No, because he wasn’t in a coma.

[@ic0nic707]

@@ZER-sc3pc falling asleep is a miniature coma

[@savithegreek]

"You're going to be alright. The doctors say you'll make a full recovery" "I'm not sure I want to" " what?" "Ahsoka?" "Ahsoka died already" "No! nononononononooo" *jumps off a cliff lmfao, this was fantastic.

[@tomcaniff6437]

Noone: Shakespeare:

[@Spudtron98]

He dreamt of the death of both Padme and Ahsoka, but only one of them was actually false.

[@ChaseMC215]

​@@Spudtron98 Dude, he was slowly dying.

[@piiec7642]

I laughed out a kidney, I swear

[@micahwright5901]

“We must find General Grievous” **THERE HE IS**

[@SharpDesign]

We have to find General Grievous. ... There he is!

[@micahwright5901]

brilliant foreshadowing and plot development 👌

[@Captain23rdGaming]

Ahsoka: Im pretty sure Count Dooku is up to something. *Count Dooku standing right there next to yoda* Yoda: Im sure he is 🤣

[@BoboboBoBobobofan]

I’m not a boy, I’m a Jedi. So true he said it twice. It was the last thing Dukoo heard

[@darkfall7250]

"I'm not a boy, I'm a jedi."

[@enrikyzach3263]

Fucking hell I almost died from the moment Anakin goes nonono to the last episode. Ahsoka bursting in to say Dooku is up to something while he’s literally there broke me in half

[@gunnersauruskex90]

Ashoka also forgott that she was dead while doing that hahahaha.

[@thedeathwatcher6571]

The trilogy we needed

[@Teag_Brohman15]

Yularen making the sounds of battle at 1:10 will never not be funny

[@Thepopcornator]

I like how Yoda just straight-up tells Anakin that Padme's going to die, but Anakin apparently does nothing to prevent this.

[@MrCreeperYT_Official]

The episides make sense in this order: Episode 3 Episode 1 Episode 2

[@ic0nic707]

After the Jedi find the CIS’ base and defeat Dooku there, General Grievous launches a last stand attack on the Jedi temple, where they’re able to wipe out the entire Jedi Order excluding the council members. After Grievous is defeated, the Jedi Council are left to cope with the death of the order. And uh, Anakin jumps off a cliff, not able to take it.

[@dragoknight589]

“Plplpplplplblblblblblbblvlvllplpllplppllplplpllppbbb Sorry, I could not hear you over the sounds of battle!” I don’t know if this is ridiculous or awesome.

[@micahwright5901]

clearly awesome

[@xxthepaintdragonxx3857]

Yoda was so devastated by the loss of Ahsoka that he started talking normal.

[@NickAndriadze]

*2:04* I absolutely love how Anakin just very casually cuts off Grievous' legs and defeats him without saying a thing.

[@5o1stFilms]

Ah yes, my favorite moment in War Stars history, the Battle of Cad Bane where General Grievous killed Obi Wan Kenobi

[@Deltasquadformingup]

1:11, Im never gonna forget that quote, so inspiring!

[@TraceguyRune]

Rare audio recording of Tom Kane's stroke.

[@KerbalHub]

I like how the AI decides that Dooku still loses his head in Episode 3

[@alliesoapway1076]

Obi-wan: *Appears* Me: Wait a second, I thought your dead- Padme and Ahsoka also both came back to life. Huh.

[@alliesoapway1076]

I put it into an ai generator thing- beat dad was going to die too, wasn't he? Obi-wan: I'll kill you. Me: My dad is not your dad! Obi-wan: ...really. 4. Friends reunion, "Lie Detector." Obi-wan: Um... you wanna grab a beer? Yoda:

[@michaelconner9208]

Imagine getting a whole battle named after you but you didn't participate in it.

[@ic0nic707]

“Anakin, take out his legs!” _”AUgHHhAHhg”_

[@latioshunter]

I guess Anakin survived the cliff jumping.... he's not a boy anymore, he's become a Jedi.

[@ChaseMC215]

Not a Jedi Master, sadly.

[@wilcowan-daly5508]

The opening narration saying super seriously "Sorry what was that? I didn't hear you over the sounds of battle." Gave me one of those good laughs you don't realise you haven't had in a while until after you''ve finished laughing

[@2000s_gamerguy.]

The intro narrator was absolutely the best lol

[@2000s_gamerguy.]

Oh yea, 2:57 is also the best, I just cannot stop laughing at this, this contradicts soo much of the tech in Star Wars, and I have no idea where the ai even got this idea from, but its a perfect laugh 🤣😂

[@robingrube3495]

When in universe star wars historians snort spice and deathsticks before making a history presentation.

[@nchldmn]

Can I animate these?

[@TomJedi]

Wow sorry, I am very late to this. Absolutely! Sounds funny!

[@tenderquirkydragon8643]

2:06 That was easy

[@marcuscarr2829]

"I'm sorry. What was that? I can't hear you over the sounds of battle."

[@cac_deadlyrang]

1:11 Yularen just has a fucking stroke.

[@dyst0pi465]

"i'm sure he is" which is Yoda for "NO SHIT SHERLOCK"

[@MagnusTNT]

4:24, as yes, boy, girl, jedi

[@eeurr1306]

1:49 Obi Wan I thought you were dead

[@immanuelmahuni8676]

Ahsoka: Yoda, Dooku is up to something. Yoda (currently fighting Dooku): Well duh, trying to kill me he is.

[@jaspreetmaan121]

jj abrams after creating sequel trilogy: May be I am an AI

[@ABeastG]

1:10 bars 🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@FloydSchooledCanelo]

Im not sure what ive just watched, but it was......something to be sure.

[@Neilhammond64]

You already have half a creepypasta written. Just have a prologue about buying a DVDR with marker on it at a shady record store. Then when you go back, the store is boarded up and a meter maid is conveniently there to tell you the store burned down 10 years ago.

[@IPlay4Fun595]

You’ll make a full recove- I don’t want to *proceeds to jump off a cliff*. That part made me laugh so hard.

[@DankJediYT]

What website do you use for the voices??? Sounds way better than the one I’ve been usinf

[@tbynlogan]

The AI may have gone a little too far in a few places...

[@ChaseMC215]

Like what? Anakin's descent into cliff splat after Ahsoka is already deceased?

[@ChaseMC215]

The closest thing to Yoda saying No Shit Sherlock is "I'm sure he is", when he was told by Ahsoka that Dooku is up to something. Did she forget that she was important to the plot? Like what was she doing in the meantime, was she with Anakin and Obi-Wan at the pub drinking a few shots of blue liquid and snorting a line of deadsticks with Steve-O?!

[@ic0nic707]

seriously someone needs to animate this

[@l1mel1ght69]

I could write something like this just give me 14 pounds of ketamine

[@spiffygonzales5899]

A surprise to be sure but... well a surprising one.

[@thestarwarsman573]

The only bad part about this is how Yoda talks like a normal person.

[@Jeviok]

Seems like a much more coherent narrative than what we got in the sequel trilogy. Not seeing the problem here. Just let the bots write star wars for now on. I'd pay good money to see a movie where ahsoka fakes her death in order to become Yoda's secret apprentice.

[@Jeviok]

@Doctah Wahwee You probably browse through thousands of star wars related KZbin comments so I'll take your word for it. My intent was not to leave an original comment so I'm afraid your response accomplished nothing other than making yourself look like a defensive sequel trilogy fan. Way to go.

[@lukeparker5689]

@@Jeviok Holy fuck you’ve killed him.

[@Jeviok]

@@lukeparker5689 yeah it took all of his creativity to successfully tell me the content of my comment.

[@lukeparker5689]

@@Jeviok Actually not even that, mate. He copy pasted this reply to anyone critiquing the sequels. He’s on maximum shill right now

[@cornbreadloverrr]

@@Jeviok ROASTED

[@callmesantos9244]

This is more emotional than the entire sequel trilogy

[@rule9730]

r2d2 retelling the prequels to luke

[@sablebranwen2539]

Still probably more coherent more coherent than the Star Wars fanfics I wrote in the third grade.

[@troyevitt2437]

General Grievous: 'Tis but a scratch. I've had worse!

[@DrFranklynAnderson]

In before all the “…and the result was The Rise of Skywalker” jokes.

[@meganmigues4063]

Babe wake up a new gender just dropped: jedi

[@Cnw8701]

I love how the narrator basically has a stroke! 😂

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

Already got a list of Alternate Universes: Spoiler warning, just gotta get this off my chest General Grievous kills Obi Wan at the Battle of Cad Bane (Cad Bane was secretly a planet this entire time) General Grievous manages to lay siege directly to the Jedi Temple Ahsoka fucking dies Yoda actually gives a damn about Anakin for once Anakin straight up yeets himself off a cliff and implodes the chosen one prophecy after Sidious tells him Ahoska is indeed dead. Dooku is a double agent for Yoda but was actually triple crossing him right back Dooku can also apparently solo Yoda, Ahsoka, Obi Wan and Anakin for a decent amount of time. There are a great many scenarios I actually want explored now, someone get to writing this shit down

[@MagnusTNT]

This is incredible, it deserves more views.

[@lunoronha8067]

The Count's Plot is brilliant.

[@Falcone45]

"im invincible! General grievous always triumphs!" @ 2:11

[@Azyne]

Anakin wakes up in a hospital bed for some reason, talks to Padme then for some reason *jumps off a cliff with the Revenge of The Sith PS2 video game Anakin death noise and fucking dies*

[@pikathemimikyu6655]

The second one killed me. Why was it so depressing? 😭🤣

[@MadChristoph]

I like how all of these just break the Star Wars continuity

[@shaydowsith348]

it even pulled a brief scene from swtor cinamatics. I LOL.

[@SoaringRedEagle]

I cant stop laughing!!!! 😂 🤣😂 🤣 especially stone...🤭🤭

[@henrysokol3466]

This used an astonishingly accurate voice for Admiral Yularen's intro.

[@amichalove]

I was really starting to loose faith in AI until Anakin dropped that last line “I’m not a boy, I’m a Jedi”. The funniest part to me is that line is so much better than anything in the sequels

[@cHezzA72]

2:06 General Grievous shorter then I Expected

[@pizzaissogoodright5076]

Glug glug glug glug what was that? I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the battles

[@EpicWinNoob]

You know when nobody posts what AI, where it is, what kind of process it was. Kinda makes me think some people are just throwing together random shit and going "ey, an AI did it, how wacky"

[@ChaseMC215]

Likely ChatGBT, and judging from how the voices are, I'd assume it's Uberduck, as the older model of that AI would get a stroke on occasion, happened to me when I made my Sam & Max shitpost about where there weren't any Sam & Max games on mobile.

[@dylancogdill5569]

“Dooku is clearly winning”

[@lukeparker5689]

Get a bunch of NPC’s to write Star Wars and you’ve got the sequels.

[@metal_error10.-]

It left open for a continuation with greivos aprentice in the beginning tom if you are reading continue this with greivos aprentice being the villain would be awesome

[@StuartLugsden]

Your back!

[@carterknight917]

Why does Anakin dealing with loss still hit me so hard I’m too connected to this character smh lol

[@darthbane5357]

The ai keeps forgetting who is dead and who is alive

[@golden1_1dragon12]

I’d give it a B+ 😂😂😂

[@alexoblivion9295]

Still better than the last five movies.

[@turtlehelmmemes]

“Brilliant, brilliant”

[@sirius_sus]

0:31-0:43 does somebody have a link?I wanna hear the full version.

[@victhewize2202]

So that's how the sequels were written!

[@reelmsy3831]

Lol, this story is actually good! We get to see Anakin's fall to the dark side as Ahsoka fakes her death.