Batman AI-Script

[@DrClay999]

Wow suddenly this video is blowing up! :O Where did you all come from? :D

[@a.5alah]

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[@CrashBandicootFan100]

Suggested vids Honestly my fav version of this Lost it at U👁️

[@DrClay999]

@@CrashBandicootFan100 thank you

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

The AI comic, that's what this is based off of, right?

[@DrClay999]

@@jareththegoblinking3191 Yeah it's based on the ai script but in the past few days suddenly a lot more people showing up, just surprising :P

[@Sbungo61]

"He's a man but attorney" Two Face is truly evil itself

[@rodrigovillegas2263]

Now that is an avengers level threat

[@Sbungo61]

@@rodrigovillegas2263 that's for sure.

[@bruhkan457]

@@rodrigovillegas2263 No this is League Of Justice sir

[@Thetreng]

@@rodrigovillegas2263 Its actually a Justice League level threat

[@guyrex213]

@@Thetreng HES SO DANGEROUS WE NEED BOTH

[@CidTheGargoyle]

I like how the coupon expires 1939, the year of Batman’s first appearance, so he would have never had a chance to redeem it for as long as he has existed.

[@saltysauce8022]

Yoooo lmaoooo

[@coemcoem7070]

Something the Joker would do

[@teshinthai2541]

@@coemcoem7070 it's a joker joke

[@GZilla311]

It also expired a year before Joker ever appeared. So he had that on hold.

[@_V.Va_]

Yes that is the joke.

[@Mister8]

"You drink water I drink anarchy" I'm stealing that

[@ashtonmartin3419]

"I drink bats just like a bat would!"

[@The_True_Mx_Pink]

@@ashtonmartin3419 Bat juice. Made by bats, for bats, of bats!

[@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World.]

Words to live by

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

Do you follow? I dont!

[@guyrex213]

@@The_True_Mx_Pink is the a refrence to muffet or did i play to much undertale

[@sharattseenivasan2742]

I feel the joker giving batman an expired coupon for new parents is something he would actually do lol

[@DrClay999]

Didn't that happen in one of the comics?

[@rebewtinydino2572]

@@DrClay999 maybe

[@joe-sc2ff]

yes

[@trajan1026]

@@joe-sc2ff witch comic I need that comedic gold

[@analothor]

Oh yea it got that part dead on

[@Cadaverous0711]

I love how giving Batman an expired coupon for new parents is 100% something the actual Joker would do if he knew Batman's secret identity.

[@MetaGiga]

I think there was an actual thing that was made where Joker finds out who he is. I’ve only seen a clip and what I remember is Joker saying something like this: “You said that Wayne Enterprises would be developing electric cars, but there’s no sign of them anywhere! WHERE’S MY GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE?!”

[@Cadaverous0711]

@@MetaGiga That was from the Harley Quinn show.

[@stevenuniverse6950]

Fun fact: The Joker actually knows who Batman is but he just doesn’t give a fuck

[@Cadaverous0711]

@@stevenuniverse6950 Not sure which version you're talking about but in the main DC universe, Joker does not know Batman's secrets identity. He could've found out multiple times but he doesn't want to ruin their game.

[@stevenuniverse6950]

@@Cadaverous0711 have you read Endgame? Or 3 Jokers? The Joker clearly knows who Batman is he just doesn’t care

[@SeanBn]

The most canon thing about this is Two-Face leaving cause of a coin/alfred flip

[@Gamingawesomeness121]

Well he’s last name is Pennyworth so it also does make sense.

[@andreadebernardis4390]

@@Gamingawesomeness121 well, he does have the worth of a Penny haha please tell me it was funny

[@quixotic_077]

@@andreadebernardis4390 it was funny you can rest now

[@miketheknight522]

Because pf a pennyworth flip

[@beaconhousepechsfilm-makin8187]

The Joker jokes are also cannon. They are things u would actually expect from the joker

[@Gamingawesomeness121]

“Flips him like a coin” oh I get it he’s last name is Pennyworth.

[@luiscuellar685]

Nice

[@mcloud_edits]

Yeah lame joke

[@tuanriccy1026]

@@mcloud_edits the ai did better than you

[@madcap3450]

@@mcloud_edits Its not a joke, it's the AI literally mistaking a person with the last name pennyworth with a penny. This is also why it said alfred was serving him goth ham

[@DestroyerThedefender]

lol

[@cinders5305]

Note:Batman didn't say he punched *T H E* penguin,but *A* penguin. He punched your average penguin

[@solblackfire3237]

He punched a penguin in prison

[@solblackfire3237]

Spanch

[@solblackfire3237]

The penguin lunch

[@solblackfire3237]

He punched

[@solblackfire3237]

no4

[@linkling2529]

2:34 I like how the game Batman is playing is return of the joker on nes

[@DrClay999]

It's got good music

[@ballsofsalsa01]

AVGN huh?

[@kyleyuen245]

Protonjon anyone?

[@therival8819]

Cool thanks for the name, I'm gonna start playing it

[@matthewrease2376]

Sounded like the original NES Batman, not Return of Joker.

[@TheInfiniteAmo]

"A clownly power" is such an actual Batman line I fail to believe an AI came up with it

[@herosshade2247]

That's because it isn't

[@waffler-yz3gw]

@@herosshade2247 proof?

[@zadenhomunculus8652]

I always had my doubts. Certain word swaps don't seem like something a computer would create. Plus, AI usually makes more sensical writing with a few ridiculous things sprinkled throughout, not a constant stream of chicanery. It always seemed like an intentionally written parody of an AI script.

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

@@zadenhomunculus8652 You forget that this is before the age of Chatgpt, when AI didn't really know what words actually mean. And considering it was forced to write in the style of a batman themed comic, I definitely believe this is something that Cleverbot would come up with.

[@GamingGardevoir]

Good news, you were correct! AI didn’t make this, the person that posted the script wrote it himself

[@SmileytheSmile]

This AI's orphan roasts are way more creative than anything I could come up with. I feel insulted, yet inspired.

[@patchey8019]

Because It wasn't written by an AI at all

[@deargawd]

@@patchey8019 proof?

[@chaomasterzero4610]

@@patchey8019 proof?

[@dunnlean9041]

@@patchey8019 proof?

[@AwakenedHero227]

@@patchey8019 proof?

[@Montesama314]

The "do you follow? I don't" bit kinda works as a Joker line.

[@SmileytheSmile]

The AI has captured the essence of Batman better than Nolan ever could. Look all these bat puns and orphan jokes!

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

The jokers jokes and lines are the best ever

[@TheInfinite168]

I agree

[@jhtoxic7870]

oh please you’re just a hater the Nolan films are awesome

[@STINKERMCGEE]

@@jhtoxic7870 Nightfall. Nuff said.

[@alligatorinthesewer8425]

@@jhtoxic7870 do you know what a joke is

[@LilAnonomus]

I used to believe that while robots would surpass us in almost everything, humanity would still be more creative. After this I'm not confident anymore...

[@DrClay999]

We'll always have our deepfakes

[@julianadams3710]

Imagine a humanless future where AI play nonsensical shit like this endlessly on loop into a void with no real sentient life left

[@scrawnybostonkid9609]

If any aliens find it they'd be confused as hell too.

[@kaivirin]

Sad reality is that all those scripts aren't written by any kind of A.I. Keaton Patti is the dude who writes all those scripts. I was honestly very disappointed when I found that out and find it all rather misleading and dishonest.

[@gustavwood0064]

@@kaivirin proof?

[@liamlizar7878]

"Batman looks around for his parents, they are still dead"💀

[@dylanlarson4658]

This makes him have _Anger._ He fires a batrocket.

[@rafaynoman1180]

Of all the bat puns we've had over the years, I'm surprised we never actually got someone calling Alfred a Bat-ler.

[@DrClay999]

I should of stuck wings on him or something. I kinda wanted Alfred to be the most normal character tho

[@zeeali2722]

@@DrClay999 How normal can he be if he's able to birth Robin on command... as a dude?

[@stevenserene5033]

@@zeeali2722 because it is his job

[@batsy2488]

@@stevenserene5033 BAHHAVHBABHAHAHHAAGHAYHHAH

[@fascilime]

You know, with just slightly different phrasing ”I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.” would actually sound like a pretty realistic Joker quote.

[@aufishsd1445]

Honestly, that sounds like it'd be a Cheshire Cat line to me

[@atlas1102]

Two Face be like Barges into Batcave Flips Butler like a coin Doesn't elaborate Leaves A true sigma male

[@jasonnorton941]

batler*

[@arturvasques3376]

@@jasonnorton941 💀

[@SkyWarsAwsome4260]

@@arturvasques3376 buttIer*

[@yandereworshipper6963]

But you can still see him to the right of the screen at 1:50

[@DeadPerfection]

The AI really nailed the Joker's personality. Everything from the coupon, to the "Happy Batday, Birthman"

[@helmetongrass1893]

I died laughing at the part where Batman said "ALFRED! GIVE BIRTH TO ROBIN!" 😂😂😂

[@damdog74]

That part got me!

[@orionpax3262]

Same

[@helmetongrass1893]

Imagine if joker himself was shown this

[@Kage_rem]

*Albert begins the process since it is his job*

[@Crisscrossappl4sauce]

@@Kage_rem *the joker now has a present in his hand*

[@quixotic_077]

"They hate me for being a bat" is the funniest part to me

[@silverwind0614]

Me too, main because the animation added more to interpretation. Maybe the AI really thinks Batman is Bat-Man, or Manbat if me use DC references.

[@exoduscake5060]

"Oh no is Two face and one face!" is the underrated joke of this script.

[@TheFanimator]

I actually laughed my a§ off at this part😂😂

[@RickOps]

The final scene was un-ironically the most Joker thing the Joker would do

[@sonicfanboy3375]

It's a Joker joke

[@Teenterror983]

IF he knew Batman's secret identity.

[@hecklejack7726]

@Teenterror983 OR if he just knew he was an orphan and NOT his identity.

[@SnobbyBird_]

I love how Joker’s face just melts at 2:18

[@StridersBored]

Lmao. I love that you pointed that out

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@StridersBored This is a Joker Joke, yet a clownly powerful manuever to assert anti-society dominance.

[@melonie_1510]

Ngl that freaked me out when I spotted that 😭

[@johans3164]

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 this truly says a lot about society as we know it smh

[@dzarthedemon4855]

1:06 I laughed at this way harder than I should've

[@DrClay999]

I love adding those

[@shizsker54]

1:18 "You drink water and I drink Anarchy😎"

[@affanjamsari5752]

Batman: “I drink bats! Just like a bat would!”

[@_Scizor.-]

Batman looks around for his parents.

[@jaymeporrazzo1305]

The part where "Two-Face goes home" absolutely killed me

[@basilhsxatzhkostas]

this was amazing. I hope DC makes this into a real live action batman film one day. It has twist, turns and everything

[@JDBmoviefilms]

CollegeHumor, anyone?

[@JeffTheBunnySlayer]

‘Happy Batday Birthman’ genuinely sounds like something the Joker would say

[@bakrobertjohnston4889]

Everybody talking about the expired coupon for new parents but let’s appreciate joker deflecting a rocket with his sick sense of humour

[@megaoverlordx9417]

Batman: "Alfred, give birth to Robin!!!" Alfred: "Very well, Mattress Wayne"

[@andrewslater9258]

2:28 A screenshot I may never regret

[@axisrogue]

Fr

[@G2Chanakya]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@G2Chanakya]

Who is that in the picture in background

[@joshriley2936]

That's a quality PFP right there

[@silverblade357]

1:38 Well, that explains why Joker is always able to get new henchmen!

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

Where I come from that's a living wage to apply for!

[@potterjayan]

"Happy Bat day, Birthman" I have lost my faith in AI for good 😂 It's a natural comedian

[@slightlyistorical1776]

“Sometimes Bruce Wayne. Sometimes Batman. All times orphan.” Goddamn, even the AI caught on

[@Glisten456]

I still find it amazing that having a sick sense of humor can stop a flying rocket

[@DrClay999]

You'd be surprised at what it could do

[@TetsuDeinonychus]

It is a clownly power after all.

[@creativecritters6791]

@@DrClay999 Will you ever reuse the Bat-Rocket again? It's so cute!

[@TwinSnake777]

I took me several rewatches to find some amazing details in the background, here are my favorites: 1:26 you can see the Batmobile is on fire 1:34 Fox McCloud is playing poker with Falco,which he later shots and runs away. 2:06 Alfred is in a therapy session with Two-face.

[@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ]

0:15 another one. In the background, Batman's monitor displays the news about Penguin getting punched. It mentions a zoo, so Batman punched a regular penguin.

[@TwinSnake777]

@@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ thank you for your contribution. Amazing find.

[@josuegtr1034]

2:08, Bruce Wayne could be seen in the background when Batman gets his present.

[@lenadams854]

@@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ and the looping animation of the face from goldeneye.

[@sirsario77]

1:56 as the plot THICKENS!!!

[@furiousstudios4438]

This could totally fly as an Adam West styled episode of Batman.

[@ncob12]

"A coupon for new parents, which was expired!" Nah Joker aint eva done something as messed up as that

[@jackychang9148]

That coupon joke was the one that broke me like Batman's spine after fighting Bane.

[@TwinSnake777]

Skynet really knows how to roast Batman badly.

[@Fritz_lewis]

GLaDOS enter the chat*

[@theholyknight6935]

"ALFRED! GIVE BIRTH TO ROBIN!" Really got me.

[@IcyDiamond]

Plot Twist: The AI that made this script was created by The Joker

[@ricogoldstar]

"It contains a coupon for new parents but it is expired" Man, that's a sick burn on Batman ! 😅🤣😆🤣

[@ChurchoftheLatterDayShrek]

"Sometimes Bruce Wayne, Sometimes Batman, All Times Orphan" that bit got me

[@game-tuber5083]

1:50 OK, this actually made me laugh so hard I was unable to breathe 🤣

[@levelfoursentrygun3944]

Oh, so THIS is the project that got broken when the batman model was removed from the workshop. Mystery solved, I guess

[@DrClay999]

Yeah, had to reanimate it because the model's bones were different. Ronald McDonald's model also isn't on the workshop anymore either, I was able to save him. I just gotta tell SFM to not remove any models each time I start it.

[@repulser93]

Shame we’ll never hear Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill do a reading of this.

[@Teenterror983]

There's always AI to do it for us.

[@unknowed5048]

I think they would lose their shit if they read this

[@RaxusXeronos]

I like how Joker's (the batman villain not the persona protagonist) face is just melting in the background as Batan opens his present.

[@UnoTheFirstOne]

That expired coupon for new parents feels like something the Joker would actually give Batman lol

[@Lt.Lickit]

This how Batman Arkham subreddit feels

[@gabriels.carvalho4852]

You need to agree that "Happy batday, Birthman" is a genuinely good line.

[@nefarioulyte9996]

1:09 didn't expect that joker to appear

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

“Do you follow, I don’t.” Why is that funny? Why did that of all things here make me laugh?

[@jacoblofthus7908]

Superman's ultimate weakness: Kryptonite Batman's ultimate weakness: No parents

[@arbozaliyan]

Giving birth to Robin on cue is such an Alfred thing to do.

[@hahaimout1693]

"All dreams have meaning" My dreams:

[@SonJazrin]

You win all my respect for ending the video with everybody watching Batman play the NES Batman: return of the joker

[@rileyinscoe3558]

Therapist: all dreams mean something My dreams:

[@llikemen]

I like how there is just an error at 1:24 chilling

[@Jcksn046]

“You drink water, I drink anarchy.” - Joker, 2021

[@affanjamsari5752]

“I drink bats! Just like a bat would!” - Batman.

[@quive5705]

This is fucking hilarious.

[@DrClay999]

Glad to hear, I was hoping it would be hilarious :D

[@IncarnationOfNeutrality]

I love that you can hear Batman playing Batman: Return of the Joker at the end, and I can tell just by the music that it's the first stage

[@Alex_FRD]

"I am such a freak, society is bad." How to sum up modern Joker in one sentence.

[@keybladegames_real]

There was another video with the same script. "Batman looks around for his parents but they are still dead" I was in tears from laughing. It's so funny!! XD XD

[@TooRudeProductions]

As somebody who also does joker voice, you do a good job

[@DrClay999]

Yaddy did an amazing job as him :D

[@nillypc42]

The Joker's sick sense of humor made me laugh for two days when I heard it. Now I still laugh.

[@qinjikofoxx5580]

The scene at the end of the video with all the models used in it watching as Batman plays video games it just perfect. Just chilling after having to got through what the A.I. script put them through.

[@Bendylover414]

I love how batman just casually asks Alfred to give birth

[@KingofBeasts444]

This was too funny. I laughed so hard I woke people up. I was dying at Batman throwing Alfred then Twoface flips him and goes home.

[@acanwithnobrand]

Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead * intense wheeze *

[@misterhoudi2824]

I bet this is yet another alternative universe where all of this is cannon.

[@heavenlyderpfowl1180]

Jared Leto wishes that he could pull joker off this well

[@howardcooper9916]

Two face going home after the flip landed "heads up" and Joker giving Batman an expired coupon for new parents was so damn accurare of them

[@lightningmcqueengayming3340]

This is beautiful. Truly the future of Batman storytelling.

[@insanemindset2667]

I love how the credit sequence has everyone just watching Batman play video games. It's oddly wholesome, actually. It's like they are all actors and this is them just chilling after a day of work. It even gives off the mood that they are friends, especially since Joker looks at Batman with a look that says "Yeah. That's my bat buddy. He kicks ass at this."

[@DoctorSherbet]

"Here is a coupon for a new family batman" "But it's out of date? It has expired" "Get it? Like your parents?"

[@slightlyistorical1776]

Honestly, out of every version there is of this script, yours is arguably the best one. The TTS narrator, dry background humor, bombastic animations, and long pauses are a perfect fit for this kind of script, whereas the other comic book/animatics/live-action/film adaptation/etc. just seem to try and make it more “serious” and it feels off

[@king_poyo64]

“You drink water, I drink anarchy” “I drink bat like a bat would”

[@jordanbarnhart8548]

Literally better written than suicide squad kill the justice league

[@BIGJAZZY69]

I love how the a.i. perfectly captured jokers insanity

[@pixlv6384]

I still love that it goes from braindead insanity to an actual joke with a punchline with the coupon

[@asaknight321]

Techniqually alfreds last name is pennyworth so I can understand why twoface did that

[@klaggamer755]

0:31 Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor and the wall is made of wall Nice thinking AI!

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

I spit my water out when Batman Told Alfred to give birth to robin

[@SeppyTV]

I love the thumbnail. It’s like the script is so absurd that even the Joker is flabbergasted.

[@interlouper]

i saw one of your 2011 videos and i am glad you are still here

[@DrClay999]

Yup, still alive and kicking. I'm glad you're here watching :D

[@GamingGardevoir]

Game and Watch Gallery 4 was my favorite game ever!

[@spinel3115]

Rock in roll McDonald 2:11

[@DaimeneX]

This plot is better than Kill the Justice League

[@biggeek2256]

The original version was funny BUT THIS is downright HILARIOUS

[@superstarultra28]

The present part was comedy gold!

[@Embattled5211]

Aside from everything else great in this video, "Loot Get" means that the Jermaverse is unable to be contained.

[@casev799]

I always love it when AIs say redundant things like "an explosion explodes"

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

I swear, every single one of your videos is like a series of perfect screenshots.

[@bamn1986]

This was recommended to me. And I enjoy watching this.

[@haddy106]

The Joker giving Batman an expired coupon for new parents is 100% something he'd do if he knew Batman was Bruce Wayne

[@ianfinrir8724]

I sincerely wish we could've gotten Kevin and Mark to read this script.