"I got Rafa in Secret Santa!" Crouch and Cole lift the lid on a footballer's Christmas

Peter Crouch and Joe Cole lift the lid on life as a footballer at Christmas, including the parties, training on Christmas day, and getting the manager in Secret Santa!

[@hanfordreach6849]

Croucy is a legend, actually gives answers to sensitive questions.

[@JamesBond-es8zb]

Crouchy, yes he is

[@georgjacobsen9928]

Croucy😍😍😍

[@dicksmall7976]

Crouch looks like he could get a job in a Victorian circus as support act for 'the bearded lady'

[@tomsibub]

Jake Humphrey just so wants to be one of the lads.

[@JoseAntonioRamirez95]

I dont blame him lmao

[@bilal00276]

It does make the chats more interesting

[@TopLobsters]

Pulp

[@will5723]

He’s alright tbf

[@joshbhoy7756]

He was a lad on Bamzooki

[@originalunoriginal4055]

Crouch is the definition of "ultimate lad" - Sharp yet humble

[@Sean-hk2uf]

Crouchy has been done dirty on that thumbnail 😂

[@n0body550]

He looks like the meme face

[@realeyesrealisereallies97]

@@n0body550 loool the Asian one innit

[@DwightSchrutes]

Crouch reminds me of Neil out of Inbetweeners

[@seanr521]

Lmao was just thinking the same 😂

[@MatHantu]

Its like that meme template

[@johnnyboy18778]

Reminds me of bowie, for some strange reason.

[@fartrellcluggins]

Doesn't Neil do a killer robot as well?

[@widsy2012]

No problemo

[@bartekc2760]

“I’ve been to a few Christmas parties that have been completely cancelled” - Joe Cole

[@brandonwilson2732]

Bartek Cichowlas yeah we heard him. 😴

[@davidjames7106]

Brandon Wilson I heard him say he’s played for a few clubs that cancelled the Christmas party.

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

@@davidjames7106 1:30

[@sh2157]

@@brandonwilson2732 I didn't, I'm deaf, I had to read the subtitles

[@brandonwilson2732]

Houdini Productions 🖕🏻

[@yas2821]

Crouchie is a funny guy, he needs more airtime

[@geoffbannister8373]

He'll actually be hosting a comedy talkshow on television in the UK soon (not a joke). 14 episodes planned by the BBC I think, all post Euros matches.

[@nathanfarrand149]

@@NateVision3000 Nice Nathan, gotta pass the pod 👍

[@unoriginalog836]

@@geoffbannister8373 what show???

[@righthonourablezeus3828]

"He took it quite seriously.and said ill read this yeah..." Benitez seems exactly like a guy who could never take a joke...

[@MrTaktic121]

He was manger of Newcastle ,

[@ianhopper8443]

It's a fact

[@Hieillua]

Never saw any humour in the guy. Another thing Klopp has which Benitez doesn't have.

[@sunnylal888]

Im a united fan took a pic with him pulling a face and he looked at me then I told him I'm a united fan he laughed 🤣

[@Ste12369]

Crouch is a very funny guy has some great stories. One of the best responses I’ve heard to a question was when Crouch was asked what he would have been if he wasn’t a professional footballer ? Crouch replied a virgin 😂😂

[@scottp4547]

Hahaha crouchys gift for Rafa had me in stiches

[@jackdavies8674]

The last generation of footballers who actually have a personality

[@johnakinde6312]

Already heard this from the best podcast in the world

[@DHGG-ss5lk]

John Akinde pass the pod boy: it’s that peter crouch podcast. Everyone go listen it’s amazing

[@callumlewis7303]

KnifeySpoon New Years Day brother. Be there!

[@kpwand]

Rafa Benitez is one of the all-time great managers.

[@tommysmith5580]

love Crouchy's commentry, so many great stories

[@dmx125]

2 absolute legends🤗

[@davinci234]

These two had the best looking goals....Crouch amazing goal against Man city........Joe Cole beautiful swinging shot for England vs Sweden

[@lloydy11]

I’d love to go for a pint with Crouchie he’d be a right laugh

[@tramlad2]

Peter is a great lad always fun, and he was a decent footballer better than he is given credit for

[@poiudndudbbd]

To this day Joe Cole's right eyebrow is still raised

[@pbplauralfilms]

Crouchy effectively outing one of Rafas squad there

[@realnesx]

Micah Richards and crouch best banter I bet there a laugh on a nite out

[@Wonmanbanned]

I don’t even like football, but crouchy is a top lad and great value.

[@scoorappap2822]

Everyone needs a mate like Crouchy

[@andrewsullivan182]

Seriously such a thoughtful gift

[@ianmenzies5645]

My brother saw them in Coppers in Dublin. We're huge spurs fans, he saw Jermaine Defoe and shouted his name, Defoe turns around and looks at my brother waiting for him to say something, my brother completely blanks and says nothing. Good times

[@MrYFlyer]

Robbie was in Arry bad books after that.

[@paulosimoes5777]

Just trying to get the image in my head of Rafa dressed as a secret Santa!!that must been awesome.i love when this great players tell all the stories and situations they all come through, always together.unlike what happens today, abaut the way...just my opinion.

[@drownedcactus5618]

“Obviously it didn’t work” No need Joe... no need ;(

[@tperrin70]

Who is Joe?

[@sub2zero679]

@@tperrin70 joe cole

[@mikehall6608]

Probably because players like him were in the squad!

[@_newmantube_]

@@tperrin70 Joe mama

[@TheAYM91]

Rafa won La Liga twice against the mighty Madrid and Barca. Won Champions League with Liverpool. Don't think Rafa will be too concerned.

[@miniman7361]

Peter Crouch what a legend 👍

[@unitedkingdombuses8451]

No1 mentioned Peter crouch thumbnail?? 😂 😂 😂

[@dannysimmons9643]

They really did him dirty with that thumbnail

[@TopLobsters]

That’s a meme on its own

[@mikedevaney3507]

Haha just noticed it

[@bguerra4]

He nearly eyerolls at having to state the canary was safely returned to the pet shop to avoid a backlash.

[@nigelnyoni8265]

Alonso got a gent a BIRD 😭😭😭 cause they'd never seen him with a bird 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@lowrytv6736]

4:00 everyone enjoyed that look at their faces, also great wit by Cole.

[@bondjamesbond5580]

Lmao @ Peter giving his manager Jose's book on how to win the league 😂

[@Harz77]

Got To love crouchy 😂😂

[@thomassmith9909]

Crouch is a legend

[@SF-wr4zn]

Deckchair for Crouchy. Highchair for Joe. Barbers chair for Jake.

[@andrewdugdale3051]

Peter Crouch is a legend

[@og2700]

Crouch is such a legend

[@rilamountain9311]

Crouch is class

[@thegoat5375]

Happy birthday crouch

[@ItsJADA]

Crouch in the thumbnail looks like the Yao Ming meme face

[@waynestewart9224]

Love that man haha

[@memonm786]

I like Joe Cole as a pundit. Was a top player too.

[@HurtsLikeHeavon]

Patrick Bateman ‘intelligect’ 😂😂😂😂

[@mrbenthedude]

Patrick Carey cross between intelligence and intellect 🤣🤣

[@ZZ-lf7xk]

Jake Humphrey is such a sideman

[@R3tr0v1ru5]

BAMZOOKI!

[@craigfernie6966]

Rafa's present! I've just sprayed my coffee 😂

[@yayathegreat3645]

Don't mind me asking. Who is Rafa?

[@jos7006]

@@yayathegreat3645 Google: exists

[@Zimpaz]

Crouchy is a legend...he should start a podcast

[@sirloin8745]

A journalist once asked Crouch what would have been, if not a footballer? 'A virgin'.

[@mynameis9739]

I seen that interview 🤣🤣

[@saintcolumbo8869]

Man said geez. 😂😂😂😂

[@wall-e7179]

Olly murs on BT Sports lol. Merry Christmas Olly 🤶

[@danielishere734]

2 down to earth ex Footballers.

[@bossmans_offie]

They done crouch dirty with that thumbnail

[@Jack-rt3ox]

Someone got an actual bird to take back to his room😂😂😂

[@Martinohdeargod]

Jake Humphreys does secret santa with his family on Christmas day.......what a geezer

[@discostoo]

Absolute madlad, I bet he has a cheeky bailey's on christmas eve too. Just the one mind.

[@FPInvention]

haha the fancy dress was when the Leicester players wore ninja turtle outfits in Copenhagen. I was walking in Copenhagen that day, saw them, but had no idea it was the Leicester city players until I saw it in the media.

[@timeless4369]

I now want to know who the player is that Alonso gave a canary to 😂

[@tipyourtakeawaydriverengla1036]

J A R is my guess

[@TopLobsters]

Either Antonio Nuñez or Jan Kromkamp

[@henrylogman5368]

Tip your takeaway driver, england ! Who ? It’s not the secret service here mate - just name the player

[@karldilkington8802]

@@henrylogman5368 John arne Riise mate

[@Bronson-357]

It was steve finnan mate.

[@yonathanaliyeasfaw1451]

the things he said about chrismas gifts, he talked about them on his podcast,that peter crouch podcast

[@sonnQ]

Crouchy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LUFC123]

Joe Cole's face is a picture with the bird story

[@thomasconboy4636]

A bit of drink as a team can bring everyone together

[@kpmgproducer]

He got a bird haha 😂

[@StephenBeale]

3:35 Bit of a smirk by Crouchy there - wish the interviewer had asked more on that one!

[@homunculus8107]

Xavi alonso is a savage for buying that bird

[@lewisday1926]

Crouch = Hero LORD Bendter = Villain

[@armanixox6984]

Absolute lad 😂😂😂😂

[@BigMeech1]

Where's the full clip

[@roryobrien6716]

Peter Crouch :'D

[@johnlynn9388]

Xabi Alonso one of my favourite ever Liverpool players and as it turns out an absolute savage at secret Santa 🤣

[@andikris4685]

The thumbnail is Crouch doing a Zao Ming face

[@LebLegend]

loooooooooool but its yao

[@Sheza58]

Questions we all wonder about.

[@youbigdork6260]

Smokin joe’s right if your club is on a run of bad form & them players get papped by the media then it looks like they don’t care about the club & are out having a laugh so it’s a no no

[@theadventuresofbeef4343]

wildebest is that the Hubble deep field pic?

[@charlottex8291]

♥️♥️

[@finngardiner2618]

Think this guy should do a podcast

[@Yoshigasm]

This is like a SFW version of Under the cosh.

[@maxwilloughby3020]

thumbnail did him dirty

[@walker3551]

Must be hard being a footballer at Xmas, the struggles they must go through

[@bjamz3784]

He was really dragging out the Christmas questions 😂

[@RB-NZ2]

Tell crouchy to start his podcast up again

[@gabyguilarte3173]

They're into that. Crouchy posted a photo on social media. Thank God!!

[@RB-NZ2]

Gaby Guilarte thank god indeed

[@TVsez]

Chrouchfest 2020

[@ritul2345]

Talks about Secret Santa @ 3:45.

[@rabbc007]

5:00 funny joke even the crew are laughing 😀😀😀

[@PALWE]

CROUCHY AND NIKO

[@chesurechesure]

3.50 for secret santa

[@RikRiorik]

Of course Rafa would take it seriously, there’s no humour in the world that could shake that man.

[@yayathegreat3645]

Don't mind me asking. Who is Rafa?

[@yayathegreat3645]

Is it Rafa benitez.

[@RikRiorik]

Ab hom Of course. The most serious man in the world.

[@legion7469]

they did Crouch dirty with this thumbnail

[@craig2892]

Would anyone not want Crouchy as a best mate?

[@randomchipfat937]

Yeah me I'm 4ft 8

[@nigelnyoni8265]

I got Rafa. It was Jose Mourinho's book, a guide to winning the league... Obviously he didn't read it 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Crouchy

[@matthewwhinham7038]

Someone get Joe Cole a Thesaurus

[@hoze1235]

joe cole looks completely different

[@joshuayates3775]

Do u think abbey would have to go up on crouchey

[@blackesteyes1133]

Joe "I've been to a few that have been cancelled" Cole.

[@respawncrew1209]

Video starts at 3:35

[@mandakhg6568]

Mourinho's book

[@RictaScale.Official]

Anyone else think that Jake Humphrey just needs to go away?

[@jackulaoutdoors]

Joe cole: I played for a few football clubs... Every fan in the world: What position? Left back in the physio room

[@paulwevers2109]

Who is this Joe Cole?

[@thomas-thequestionableseri1095]

Joe Cole in a sweater and trousers with normie hair is cursed

[@n4859]

I wonder who got the bird?

[@fastair8546]

lol rafa

[@bigadz0r]

Crouch on toilet squeezing one out thumbnail

[@fatihaksu1830]

It's not funny but somehow i managed to laugh

[@Its_not_could_of]

Sort yourself out mate

[@grandpaonfire6834]

when did joe cole become middle aged?