I had a dream about your HOT sister (Ranch Simulator)

[@Flashjackmak]

Say what you like about Smith but he's always a proper gentleman to the hot sisters he makes up for people in his dreams.

[@Karl434]

"I'm not a proud man.. help! help!" lol

[@TheOnlyGhxst]

This game honestly might be the best content on the channel, it's just so random and the dubstep still kills me every time lmao

[@ComXDude]

Ranch Sim soundtracked to _Mars, the Bringer of War_ is also a mood.

[@sevhonk]

that god damn animal AI! weird how using the large double doors to run sausage in and out and forcing the piggies to use the human doors is somehow creating a bottleneck.

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night "Honey, what's that sound? It sounds like gun shots, pig squeals, a loud engine and hardcore EDM" "Ah yes, don't worry my dear that's just the Cool Ranch Famers working hard."

[@PierceArner]

12:58 - Trott killing a bear blindfolded with absolutely no ceremony or commentary whatsoever was just spectacular.

[@marcusstrout]

The things you miss when you podcast this series, I swear. I didn't even notice the shots!

[@TheSpeedyCola]

Showin his hunter call of the wild skillz right there

[@bierrollerful]

The pigs banding together to escape the murder barn absolutely sent me _WE'VE GOT A RUNNER_

[@KarstenOkk]

26:30

[@Sarmgerra]

Not gonna lie, the length of sausage quest amuses me. They've been making sausages nonstop for so many episodes!

[@Squeesher]

Yeah, who needs automation when you have Smith?

[@gfox9295]

@@Squeesher pressing E and clicking is what he was put on this earth to do

[@Kicksticks]

Its been a while since the last Ranch stream but im pretty sure Smith has been making sausages for the last 3 streams straight. 9 hour sausage fest

[@IcepersonYT]

They are also gathering up so many sausages while selling very few of them I feel like eventually they are going to reach critical mass and just give up and have hundreds of coolers worth of sausage they can't be bothered to part with.

[@Gallaelwyd]

"Fuck it, I'm not a proud man: HELP! HELP!" That was a brilliant quote to start the year

[@JDBD13]

RIP TROTTSCOCKGLOVE, you will be missed.

[@gfox9295]

I was wondering if that was the one that had died. rip in pieces.

[@TheSillyPiglet]

RIP Trottscockglove

[@Srfingfreak]

I've been saving up for 10 years to buy my own ranch and watching these videos have put me over the edge. I'm taking notes so that I can efficiently and safely design my abattoir and sausage kitchen. I can't wait to offer "Barn-aged Salami" at the local farmers' market.

[@gfox9295]

just make sure to locate your sausage kitchen outside on the dirt and grass.

[@faultyfox669]

Love it! This series turned from a heart warming set of brother husband ranchers with their little chick Jonathan, to absolute pregnant pig butchering carnage, and it's very enjoyable.

[@Mattym9287]

From now on, I’m going to imagine every sausage I eat was made by 3 bumbling guys who don’t have a clue what they’re doing, but somehow manage to almost mass produce sausage. Half of the pigs just die of being stuck in doors.

[@gfox9295]

that's the best way. produces the most tender morsels...

[@MetaDeviant]

Holy shit that thirty seconds of pure chaos as the pigs revolted was gold.

[@zunalter]

I appreciate that a bear as large as a house only produces 4 meat but a pig half the size gives 4x

[@veskupa]

The video hasn't even run a full second and Ross has already shot Smith in the back.

[@smooth4553]

And that's for his sister

[@gvdc]

The radio music and "dialogue" at the very start made it a weirdly cinematic moment for a bit

[@Ovetupp]

It's sad to see Ross in the pockets of big pork. I would stop watching if it wasn't for his hot sister.

[@isleofwren]

cant stop laughing at smith saying "this pig is sliding of its own accord" in a southern accent

[@awesomeaartvark]

Smith being proud of his dream-self is very amusing to me for some reason, haha Also, Brazilian Butt Hitler was just the weirdest combo of words that I was not ready for, that brings up such a weird image in my head XD XD

[@elizanix]

I fucking LOVE this series, please keep I going

[@richardjones8846]

to simplify the hat math... fully grown pig turned into salami with 1.4x multiplier is 3k a pig. also... you don't need a barn, you can just have a silo/windmill in range of an open field with food/water dotted around so it's impossible for them to get stuck, and it''s way easier dealing with everything.

[@thesteelrodent1796]

"Is that how percentage works?" No, Trott, it's not. $40 is 33% less than $60, but $60 is 50% more than $40. That's a $20 increased profit for 3 extra clicks per salami

[@lion9f452]

Peak bois. Best series in years. Keep em coming!

[@chrishadden4834]

Smith casually praising himself for waking up at 7am.

[@Xwhitton22X]

That's early wut

[@gfox9295]

what a humblebrag

[@Vanagandr518]

I thought that a Cox N Crendor animation was randomly about to start when the piano music started playing 😅

[@SeanyBabes508]

same i thought "wait have i opened annother video somehow"

[@Squeesher]

Holy thumbnail, batman

[@PierceArner]

It's enough to give someone shiny balls. Edit: At least it wasn't Brazilian Butt Hitler from 16:58 despite what they told Craig to do.

[@Squeesher]

@@PierceArner I would pay good money for someone like Nina to make a super-cursed Brazilian Butt Hitler drawing. I wonder if he could be in the next round of trading cards? 🤔

[@beth_mars]

Please no. That thumbnail is horrifying!! 🤣 Absolutely loved Ross' struggle with the milk. Classic.

[@RuNoMai]

They're so annoyingly close to realizing they have the pigs moving in and out of the wrong doors.

[@Mattym9287]

So close yet so, so far away.

[@TheOnlyOrk]

did they add new music to this game? yet more baffling choices to the album of this masterpiece

[@CassianGray]

lmao I know it's gonna be a good episode when there's an execution within the first second! Loved seeing Trott matching hair and shirt with his character 2:53

[@jakekunz5168]

They wonder why every animal is pregnant when they just let the males live among the females freely 😂😂

[@RustyRacer]

Complains about pig AI when they've deliberately opened the doors and made the stupid wooden gates. Classic HF

[@GabbeMan123]

That one cooler that only has 11 out of 12 salami is driving me to do unspeakable things to livestock

[@sebforce1165]

Ross confusing the Pail for a bucket is just...I'd say mood, but the first thing I said to myself was "Ross that's a Pail, not a bucket." This is such a fun series to watch and just listen to :P

[@kilnareth7970]

What's the difference between a pail and a bucket? Usage?

[@Kuffen_infinity]

"Stupid animal AI" Well the barns are setup in the worst possiable way, do u need more than one barn? Why arent the barndoors the animals main way in and out?

[@edholmes8726]

Smiths’ Liz Truss impersonation was top notch…

[@foreshadowing_panda3928]

Love that three dead pigs have been behind the water trough for about 5 episodes now😂

[@Lord_Edox]

The poor white truck is just stuck against a random tree where Ross abandoned it. RIP.

[@Kicksticks]

21:09 IM CRYING HELP 😭😭 OMG FUCK ME THAT WAS TOO FUNNY

[@d-rekwhite-knees6858]

27:30 i litereally spat my whole drink out when he said this part of the song really sends me off to sleep x_x

[@MrVenat0r]

I was born and grew up around Bath so hearing these accents is like being home. Haha

[@vogelvrouw]

I love that youre still playing this game, the videos are so great

[@9PlatinumGamer9]

It's no wonder the pigs get stuck when you force them to go through human doors to eat

[@mage567]

That thumbnail! LOL!

[@DocGrim1]

"New Pork Stock Exchange"!!! LMAO!!!

[@thehulaoperator8356]

Nice classical music for a change! But we all know, the next killing spree we'll be back to hard techno shit

[@xRandomSarahx]

The madness at the end with the pig escapees lol! 😂

[@professorcoms2481]

The great pig escape and all the alarms start sounding

[@Blahsheep]

I love this series. It's funny cuz I skipped on it at first. But I realized how good this was once someone made a best moment compilation of hat films and I saw this game on it.

[@TheKaiser775]

Ah Gaslamp Fireworks. Takes you back to the Digifinch fanimations.

[@zunalter]

Those bears are very Zen about being murdered

[@TheBloodypete]

As someone with health based anxiety I highly relate to all of Smiths anxieties! Its ok buddy, it gets easier with time, you just normalise most of it 🤣

[@DogByteFR]

"I BOILED my NUTS! HGGGGGNNNNGGN"

[@Mr.AffaDavid]

This is the best chaos

[@cindyc1700]

Nooooooo!!! I cannot unsee that thumbnail!!!

[@novastellavoid]

Im not watching the video yet, got some stuff to do, but i had to hop in and say the thumbnail made me laugh so hard lmfao

[@aethernaut1899]

I mean, I thought "the Sow-Jones" was pretty funny.

[@zedecks7602]

Buttons pressed.

[@Youdontmakethiseasy]

Smith boiling his nuts, holy fuck that broke me

[@Orange0Monkey]

Lol "nailed it"

[@H3rcules]

at this point there needs to be a mod to make all of this automatic 💀Satisfactory x Ranch sim

[@AndICanTalk2]

Love this series

[@pudetouch]

BBH!

[@Platxx]

im starting to worry about Smiths balls.... In the flat song he said they are suppose to be round.. no sir, oval .. and suddenly he is talking about them being hard...... Some one check for him

[@edd4816]

They should have named this episode Brazilian Butt Hitler

[@Sarjantbob]

Smith is looking great with the stache 👍

[@Lord_Edox]

Why is the sausage making not in the barn next to the racks? Are they worried about the pigs feelings?

[@MrJakobMovies]

Watching this on shrooms is weird

[@CurtyBull]

hit f5 a few times for ya

[@adam7152]

I hit F5, any more buttons to hit for supporting?

[@sonaxaton]

this game is a gem, love it!

[@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh]

Seems like next episode they will finally get some rifles!

[@death20015200]

That thumbnail...

[@dekkonot]

Brazilian Butt Hitler would make a much better title than this one but I understand why they couldn't go for it

[@MechtaKendall]

Milking A D. 🤣

[@divamon5602]

WOOOOO!

[@chrism45]

How do you do pigs in this game? they're so out of control! There's no time to rest at all they keep reproducing faster than you can make sausages. The cows are much much slower.

[@iblame_nargles]

10:57 12:55 16:57 25:55

[@Glomerularfiltrationrate]

Nice

[@jabberwoke1]

Boy that thumbnail is disturbing.

[@morgmorg6511]

They should have Duncan, Boba, Ped, and Ravs join them to help with that sausage.