I HATE THIS MOVIE.

[@GoADHDGo]

Can we get a video of nothing but clips of Mark edited into movies? The world needs it.

[@Chicken_Little_Syndrome]

This one might be one of the best.

[@justinmiller5444]

Feature length kung pow style! I’m down

[@wolfgangpeter2995]

Nope 🥴

[@fredrik8051]

Macadamia milk sounds awesome, you are blessed having known its existence at all

[@HeriEystberg]

Yes please 🙏

[@irkalla100]

I'm old (younger than this movie), but I do know hay rides are a typical attraction in county fairs. It's literally riding on a trailer with hay, being pulled by a tractor, usually through a themed track. The adult is riding the tractor, usually with little to no visibility of the trailer inhabitants. The stereotype is that people ride it have private time with crushes/dates and make out. Not sure if that's still a thing though

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

It is. Haunted hay rides are common in my state during October. People dressed as ghosts killers and monsters 'attacking' the tractor while you ride.

[@gaywizard2000]

No, people hook up online now!

[@MichaelMolloy-if3vr]

Don't forget rolling in the Hay one of the most itchy things on the Planet.

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

@@MichaelMolloy-if3vr Would you like a roll in the hay? Roll roll roll in the hay.

[@marcussinclaire4890]

It's definitely still a thing where I live. Especially around fall and winter.

[@pewpewenthusiast1607]

Mark, I don't remember when or how the KZbin gods recommended your channel, but man, just hearing your intro puts me into a good mood. ❤

[@comicsdude3166]

Wow I was seeking attention too😂

[@DrunkJackal]

"Welcome back *TO* the show."

[@annebruecks7381]

All hail the mighty Algorithm!!

[@PerkolatorTheTerminator]

WTF right??? I didn’t even get notified, just thought of it, showed up and this dude is STILL crankin out classics!

[@jasonotto9126]

Sometimes KZbin isn't ass. It's rare and I appreciate it

[@FeastForThought]

No question, I always choose the "little to cold" option, putting on more clothes is way more comfortable than running around sweaty all the time lol

[@Hykje]

The temperature on Venus is +464 degrees Celsius or +867 degrees Fahrenheit, the atmosphere pressure is 92 bar or 1350 psi, and it rains sulphuric acid. Welcome to Venus.

[@FeastForThought]

@@Hykje This has absolutely nothing to do with his question but thanks for that wikipedia excerpt.

[@Hykje]

I just wanted to show the reality of "a little too warm".

[@trevorj3838]

Yeah little to cold always, hate the heat

[@glennledrew8347]

Yep. I always say you can add clothes, but you can't take off your skin.

[@SubPablum]

I always wondered why Mark doesn't have pig tails when clearly they would work for him. Now you know.

[@jasonotto9126]

Some people shouldn't have that much power

[@mauricedavis2160]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kyleparrish2026]

The airlock scene, freakin' priceless. Had me rolling. I can hear the old line about how NASA have contingencies for their contingencies, and safeties backing up their safeties. But nope, these bozos have a rocket with an exposed elevator call button that could outgas the whole tub into the vacuum. Way to go. And the reactions of the characters is the cherry on top.

[@VikingTeddy]

Funnily enough, the uncovered button and disappearing gravity not withstanding, it was the most realistic scene in the movie. If you vent a room full of air in to space, all you'd feel is a gust of wind no stronger than on a windy day. It doesn't magically transform in to a hurricane. Being sucked out is one of my pet peeves in scifi movies 🙄

[@dimvoly]

@@VikingTeddy correction sir, that's blown out

[@VikingTeddy]

@@dimvoly D'oh!

[@EarthboundX]

I accidentally bump into my wall mounted fire/Co2 alarm all the time. So with my luck I'd bump into that "kill everyone in the elevator" button pretty soon after being on that spaceship.

[@eddstarr2185]

Dear Mark, it was my dream to convince young people of the 21st century how cool the 1960's were. Now this horrible movie has turned my dream into just another bowl of egg salad. Well, guess I'll just put a chair on the front porch and yell at the neighborhood kids to stay off my lawn. Thank you verrry much, Mark!

[@carsfan1995]

Dude I could’ve told you that without watching this review. Maybe the 1960s were a cool time for straight white cis people. But black people were still trying to fight for civil rights and many of the bills that got passed were done because the entire country was rioting. You could be arrested for consensual same-sex relationships (unless it was between a minor and adult that’s illegal no matter if it’s straight or gay.) You could be arrested for taking part in drag or men just wearing non-masculine clothing. Homosexuality was still considered a mental illness. Women were dying from illegal abortions. Lower income teenagers who couldn’t afford to go to college were drafted into a pointless war that damaged a lot of innocent people. But hey, at least the sixties music was good and Audrey Hepburn… Look, I like learning about history, but I wouldn’t want to live in that past because I know it wouldn’t be able to accommodate me. I am on the autism spectrum, I am bi or pan. I like learning about people who don’t look like me (white woman). If I wanted to go back in time to the 1960s, I’d want to just be an observer rather stay for any longer than I need to. Maybe figure out certain aspects of a culture that’s not talked about in this time period.

[@akashajones6079]

​@@carsfan1995Firstly, There's no such thing as 'cis'. There is male and female, that's it. Also, you just gave a reason why the 60s were shit for white, straight women too... Honestly shit of you to suggest life wasn't pretty crap for alot of women. Just look at all the sexism and misogyny in this movie alone.

[@RemoWilliams1227]

​@@carsfan1995fair points no doubt. I agree if you were the exact right demographic then I bet the 60s were great, for people outside of those, or who don't swallow rhetoric hook, line, and sinker.... Not so much.

[@MortusSweet]

@@carsfan1995 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@wareforcoin5780]

​@@carsfan1995ADHD, bisexual, and bipolar. I'd have a terrible life in the 60s. I'd be someone's beaten wife, I'm sure of it.

[@FilmmakerJ]

You did an amazing job with the greenscreen work for this vid. Making yourself fit into a black-and-white movie is one thing. But making yourself fit into a 1960s color movie with soft, muddy footage is much much harder. Fantastic work.

[@s3.14dervision]

Your green screen is waaay better than anything Hollywood has churned out!

[@AndrewVaughanOfficial]

Yeah, the press conference gag caught me by surprise, I loved it

[@germaxicus6670]

I was not prepared for the cut to Mark in a blonde wig. ROFL 😂😂

[@katsrebro4684]

I've heard of a final straw but a final chive? That's an unsavory thought. 😅 I'll see myself out to Mars now because Team A Little Too Cold. ❄️

[@fattiger6957]

I'm sitting on a recliner as I watch this video, so I guess I can skip like 6 weeks of astronaut training.

[@wildman2012]

😜

[@Seoulsearch616]

Always a better day when Mark releases a video! 🥳 But as someone who does wear pigtails... Maybe I'm going to have to rethink my hairstyle. 😳

[@TheH454]

"Your breath smells like egg salad- it's kinda hot." 😂

[@Dareios074]

After so many years of watching and rewatching his videos I still can’t believe how talented and hilarious Mark is and how few people recognize it.

[@RemoWilliams1227]

Could not agree any more. Not just hilarious but seems like a good bro big time.

[@Tcoldsteel]

I’ve watched 3/4 of this movie several times. It really helps me to get to sleep.

[@ravensmythe1]

As always, Mark nailed it! If you happen to read this, can you please review Ratboy from the 80's? I don't know who the movie was made for, or how it even got made (I imagine since it was 80's a lot of nose powder was involved, lol). I tried to explain the movie to a younger friend, but the more I spoke and the more details I added, the more certain I became that my friend thought I was a rambling lunatic

[@kellybrincks]

Sondra Locke directed Ratboy

[@Terminus_El_Camino]

@@kellybrincks I just IMDB'd it. It looks horrible.

[@ravensmythe1]

@@Terminus_El_Camino it is like a fever dream or bad trip. I can't understand who it's for or how it got made.

[@TheMule47]

Cinematic Titanic, one of the ventures by former MST3K cast did a great riff of this, worth checking out. I had actually seen this movie un-riffed before then, and yes, the ending scene where two people in bulky spacesuits with different voices push buttons for several agonizing minutes (or rather one spacesuit pushed buttons while the other JUST STANDS THERE) is truly baffling.

[@BGNOLA]

Throwing that cat over the wall really pisses me off.

[@NosOmnesUnum]

The press conference scene... I have no words of gratitude that could duly honor this magnificent piece of comedy!

[@markiangooley]

Various people have noted that if one is dressed as some sort of repair or construction or remodeling person, perhaps in high-visibility clothing, one can go nearly anywhere in a building unchallenged. Maybe in some situations a lab coat suffices? I was expecting a “What’s Up, Tiger Lily?” reference with the egg salad and all.

[@easolinas1233]

At least two classic murder mysteries I've read had murderers who used uniforms to go unnoticed. One pretended to be a waiter, one a mailman.

[@georgeh6856]

The Soviet Union sent unmanned space probes to Venus. The longest-surviving one lasted about an hour or two. The atmosphere of Venus is so dense and corrosive that people could not survive there. However, people could possibly reside in an orbiting space station of Venus.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I saw a Nova PBS special about that 📺. They lost contact with 1 Venus probe 🚀

[@andye7715]

perfect cut-in for the sandwich/egg salad scene😂. You getting better and better. Especially the lighting. Superb

[@ve2vfd]

Gotta love the "Doomsday machine" at 3:56 which is a sea going ship's bridge compass painted silver...

[@PerkolatorTheTerminator]

Mark, I’ve been a fan since like 7k subs and you will NEVER understand how much I appreciate that (even though YT literally NEVER notifies me on new posts) every time I think of this channel I can binge a bunch of great stuff. Rock on brotha.

[@dsfisher]

Fuck fact, the reason they were obsessed with Venus was because for a really long time, like until the later 1900s, people didn't know what was under the clouds of Venus, and a lot of people proposed it could be habitable.

[@nicks1451]

That's my favorite fuck fact right up there with 79% of men being growers, while 21% are showers.

[@WilAdams]

Mark has gotten so much better at inserting himself into the film scenes that when he (disconcertingly) transformed into the woman, I snuffled my Martini right up my nose.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

A planet that's a little to cold because you can just put on layers, whereas it's harder too cool yourself down

[@defnotanny]

Thank you for the hard work you do for us, for the boring and bad and weird movies you force yourself to watch for us, thanks for entertaining us and giving us this comedy gold all the time!

[@saemideluxe]

The in-edited sketch was epic, image as well as content!

[@nice2008c]

Always happy to be welcomed back TO the show.

[@bigbearkat2010]

Funny thing that whole "we don't have time to check things, just get it up in the air" was a plot point in The Martian

[@thenerdsentertainmentchann7922]

Oh, hi Mark!

[@tedmich]

7:35 is that Casey Kasem!!? 16:00 "Which sucks, because I had stuff back there..." Im dying!

[@TemperedMedia]

A minute and a half in and I'm already cracking up 🤣 I like the noise over the opening crawl, but I have a bizarre taste in music. Your edits into the movie were hilarious. Absolutely brilliant work all around, Mark! As for the planets: Probably a little too cold, because you can always add more layers on, but you can only take so many layers off.

[@dirkjewitt5037]

I want a one eyed cat now, brings out the charm in the critter.

[@pridefulmaster1390]

I remember Nostalgia Critic’s review of this movie, can’t believe someone else is covering it after so long

[@011keepers]

A few others have sone this movie..

[@tristanhartup4936]

Me too

[@jeremysmith4620]

There WAS a completely valid reason why Venus was the focus of so much interest in the first half of the 20th century. At the time we didn't know it was a superheated nightmare, so we were focused on the most important fact concerning Venus; that it rhymes with Penis. NASA's focus shifted after learning about the greenhouse gasses gone wild on Venus, so they focused completely on Uranus. After that NASA spent every waking moment completely focused on Uranus. Eventually NASA would deeply penetrate the mystery of Uranus by probing it non-stop until Uranus gave up all the secrets if had clinched onto so long. After blowing Uranus wide open and getting to know every square inch of it's enigmatic surface, NASA is currently planning to shoot a payload directly into Uranus. This would allow us to see what may be hidden deep inside, under the crust of Uranus. There may be semi-liquid masses containing life held under immense pressure that could erupt from Uranus that could cover the surface and create quite the mess.

[@2ndAgbala]

😂

[@coling3957]

always a great video. love the "self inserts"... :D and YES i would choose Mars being a bit chilly to Venus where acid rain and hurricane winds would vaporise me in about 2 minutes.

[@owenfitzgerald3219]

I just realised. If you pause at 9:28 you'll get a good picture of him, but I think he was the guy who played the Reverend who got hit by lightning in Caddyshack. I'll check that. He was the Bishop. I made the mistake of calling him Reverend as I think someone called him that in Caddyshack, but yes, he was the one who got struck by lightning in Caddyshack. That could be a useful piece of trivia that could help you in some quiz 😂

[@heeeeeresrossy]

Love to see Mark rocking those pigtails one sweet day.

[@disagree_bunny]

You make these horrible movies sound like so much fun I actually wanna watch them

[@robertl4824]

there is no saving this one!

[@nn-dj2nu]

yeah, i know right!

[@planescaped]

Even the MST3K (or was it Riff Trax?) I saw of this was a tough sit. Mark covered the greatest hits of this movie.

[@Dareios074]

Yeah, he definitely makes them come off as watchable

[@EarthboundX]

@@planescaped It was Cinematic Titanic I believe.

[@itzybitzyspyder]

The egg salad subplot was riveting!

[@thomasgallipoli8376]

That is pretty good editing to add in the shadow behind Mark. Nicely done This movie hurts a lot. Cinematic Titanic did this one and even they couldn’t make it bearable

[@mrantao1]

Welcome back toooooooo the show Music to my ears 😂😂

[@heikkimiilumaki8887]

I always throw my pocket cats when I am in panic.

[@wildman2012]

Imagine waiting 5 YEARS to polish this turd! Someone comes up with another few hundred bucks, and, oh yeah! - We can finish it!

[@GeekWithClipOns]

I feel so bad for the cat! Bad enough being tossed suddenly over a wall, but to have to take part in a shitty movie too…

[@Robertjf1000]

Back in the sixties, NASA had a really bad case of Venus envy.

[@FormerSaint80]

Shake!

[@johnjohnson8575]

To answer your question about Venus, it's because Venus is sometimes considered our sister planet. It's a similar size to Earth and was once believed it could be the closest planet to Earth before we discovered more about it.

[@katherinevalenzuela2696]

After living on Earth, I think I want a "little too cold" planet

[@soosquatch4236]

I'd rather be too cold (my answer has nothing to do with the fact that my AC is broken during a heat wave)

[@LwJohnL]

Another good one, Mark! I look forward to all of your videos! Oh, and I love the blond, curly wig!

[@011keepers]

Dude, I am dying 20 year as Military Police, 9 years as a sheriff deputy, and several security jobs and NEVER have I questioned the white lab coat guy..

[@ThePlaidman-]

Good sir, I've been waiting so long for you to do this movie and I have to say it was worth the wait!

[@BlueFlameVampire]

The security in my work place actually has to check every single badge to identify us in the evening if we're still at work. Just a lab coat doesn't cut it.

[@AmyWebster-u6l]

Mark, I am addicted to your channel. Watching you come uglued is fascinating.BTW my granddaughter loves Derrick's Discount Distractions Direct.

[@aliasfakename3159]

Hello, I like when you commentate on these old movies. They're just wacky fun.

[@karlhungus5395]

“Yea. I thought you’d like that.” That delivery was perfect 😂

[@davidhouston6475]

Hate is a strong word but I can see why you hate this movie.

[@matthewdekker6064]

Regarding the airlock thing, maybe the movie's portraying what would actually happen. I don't think (but I'm not sure) you would get sucked out like that, because deep space is a vacuum, meaning there's no wind or anything that would cause the "suckage" - there's no air like that, so maybe they really would just float where they are and suffocate. Though I'm not sure how pressurization would affect it - does deep space have similar pressure to the ocean, or something? I would think there's no pressure at all, or very little.

[@MikeSmith-bn1qr]

Dude the sandwich bit was fuckin classic! 😂

[@davidhouston6475]

Running out of money while making your movie not a good sign even though on occasions they can work sort of like the ending of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[@wildman2012]

They probably sold those high-end recliners to make ends meet...

[@codylakin288]

Your show has basically become my comfort show. It makes me smile seeing a new video up, before I even click on it 😁

[@gurugolf7438]

Anybody else spot Mike Farrell from MASH TV series. He's sitting next to the reporter who asks about unusual circumstances.

[@shirophoenix01]

This review made me laugh so much! Thank you for your hard work Mark!

[@markiangooley]

The International Space Station uses a lot of homemade water! Most of it used to be part of human urine, I believe. The brunette who likes homemade water is cute, but the nerd-girl glasses add a dorky charm to the blonde.

[@grahambourn9858]

So you'll probably never see this Mark but I'm gonna post anyway. I found your channel about 2 1/2 months ago only to find you've been creating this content for over a decade!! My girl and I absolutely love your content and enjoy all your uploads! Anyways, at least I have 10 years worth of binging these awful yet awesome movies lol....keep doing what you do my friend! Absolutely love it!!❤

[@christopherdieudonne]

12:28 There's an old expression in American English, "to have a roll in the hay" which meant to have sex. I don't think *anyone* uses it today.

[@wildman2012]

So a hayride would have been group sex?

[@christopherdieudonne]

@@wildman2012 haha. Perhaps! The expression I mentionned "usually" implied one on one. But who knows. Why not. Lol

[@toddpeterson5904]

1:42 or you could hire Derrick's Discount Distractions Direct! That guy made a mint from his distraction business

[@FanboyFlicks]

I actually thought about doing a second commercial for that in this episode! But I figured it would have taken too long

[@GoADHDGo]

Derrick’s Racks of Cat Slacks n’ Snacks. Slacks to hold your cats and snacks to snack while you shop for slacks. Got black cats? Get black colored slacks. Got racks and racks of black cat black slacks down at Derrick’s Racks of Cat Slacks n’ Snacks.

[@supersaiyanbino]

3:05 I love how she choked her to death but still had enough care to lay her head down gently...She's a killer, not a monster

[@ericjanssen394]

Elvira got at least ONE good joke out of Doomsday Machine, on her show's airing: "We're auditioning new commercial announcers: Okay, honey, I know you're a little nervous, but when the camera's on, I want you to say 'When we get back to the show, we'll have more fun and surprises, right after this!'" (clip: ) "When we get back to....when we get back to....AAAHHHH!!" "...Why do they keep sending me these unprofessionals?"

[@dustinjames8529]

Hey Mark, going through a bad breakup, thank you for your content, making me laugh.

[@SamuraiAkechi]

2:30 As a Pyro Main, I never bother with thinking. W+M1 gets the job done. 4:25 Because the surface of the planed was covered by clouds and there was no way to investigate what's under them, and there was a hypothesis that it may actually have habitable land with moister climate, similar to the times of dinosaurs. I call this kind of artistic choice "the Eisenstein's principle" (because supposedly that's how Eisenstein decided to make a movie about Alexander Nevsky rather than about Peter the Great or anyone else) - if a period/planet/any other thing we make movie about is lesser known about, we have more creative freedom.

[@LittleGrandpaSimpson]

15:31 Tha camera panning to Mark... I'm dead.

[@Aligartornator13]

Hi Mark! The reason for this old movies focusing on Venus instead of Mars is that Venus is actually closer to Earth than Mars. Also it was known that Venus has an atmosphere and something like changing weather from spectral analysis, unlike Mars with a very thin atmospere. It was thought that Venus is very similar to our own planet (relativly speaking). Only after we successfully launched probes we realized that Venus is insanely hot with clouds of acid and extreme pressure hostile to any form of life and most of our technology. That's why nowadays Mars is the centre of attention.

[@koppsr]

"Death , or breeding with people you hate... I'd rather be hugging the bomb!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skylx0812]

At 5:05 always loved that Bee Gee's classic "Chive Talkin''

[@wcharliewilson7004]

"Grant Williams the serenity to accept the things he cannot change" ~ Mary Jo Pehl

[@marsrizzo2854]

We had hay rides in the 70s. Was a rural environment but you would meet at barns prep the wagon. Get baked and have beverages then roll around in wagons. Being pulled by drunk farmers with their tractors on back ass dirt roads. It’s was epic.

[@imlightbrite2706]

Fall break. Walking hand and hand in the moonlight.... I have that stuck in my head.

[@richysradioroom]

I'm so sorry

[@flomojo2u]

DUDE, your riff replacing the press conference was hilarious and nothing was lost by replacing whatever bland tripe was there originally.

[@Kroggnagch]

I have powdered water, but I don’t know what to add...

[@nothing55rk]

Mark, I'm suffering from PTSD and you're channel really lifts my mood and is helping me smile again! Thank you sir

[@TomMSTie1138]

I'd rather visit Mars. Cold yeah, but Venus has sulfuric acid rainstorms.☠️☠️☠️

[@joshuablack8221]

Suh, Dude?!! Glad you’re back with a video 🙏🏽😎 Much appreciated 💯

[@DJSockmonkeyMusic]

Definitely a little too cold for me. Layers and hot drinks can deal with a cold climate, but heat justs means I'm gonna sweat, moan, sleep all day, stay up all night, and obsess about cricket. Edit Noooooo! I only made it 15 min into Avatar 2 before I fell asleep. If the world is destroyed, I'll never get the chance to watch 10 more 15 min segments of Avatar 2 and finally find out what it is that I dont care about!

[@mikeyp2277]

You have been hitting these movies from the 50s and 60s pretty hard lately. It seems like there is a little more meat on the bone, comedy wise, from stinkers made in the 80s and 90s. I love your channel, you are funny, just an observation from a fan.

[@RobinMarks1313]

I watched this movie. I fell asleep half way through. I was half asleep at the end and had a lucid nightmare with the movie as a background. Disturbing.

[@f.d.3289]

4:15 I think Venus was more popular in 1960s sci-fi (= color) movies because Mars was completely associated with being just red. Venus however was covered by clouds, so you could make your film visually more appealing.

[@jtmnyallbudsnoseeds]

This is In reference to the comment about scripts from that era sending characters to Venus. Ive noticed that as well, and i think it might have to do with the USSR being obsessed with sending missions to the planet during this period in history. With Them being so secretive, this led many to speculate on the reason they would send so many missions to the planet, even after a great many of the missions ended in failure. Recently declassfied images taken from one of their probes that landed on the surface of Venus is said to contain some pretty wild and unexplainable stuff

[@willroesler6727]

Omg yesssss a new vid. I'm so happy. This is gonna make for a great Saturday

[@Squatch_needs_no_heroes]

Your editing and acting are both way better than any Neil Breen movie. This is a tragedy for cinema.

[@TheRogueWolf]

Well, this is what you get when you film in New Horrorscope. If they'd just stuck to Horrorscope Classic, I'm sure it would've turned out much better. (Also, the skit in front of the microphones was a masterful piece of technical work. Nice job with the shadow on the posterboard.)

[@DrDeathpwnsu]

Cold planet, no question. There's a million and one ways to heat yourself up and they are all rather enjoyable experiences too. Sitting by the heater. Wrapping yourself in a blanket. Etc. Nothing fun about sweating it out.

[@heidifedor]

Hey, the white coat worked in Samurai Cop when Big Red and the Chin dressed up as doctors to infiltrate the hospital.

[@snakeplisskinable]

"Which really sucks, because I had stuff back there!" is a killer line.

[@2nd3rd1st]

19:25 So this is interesting: a perfect vacuum is an inert low pressure zone by nature, meaning that higher pressure zones like an atmosphere in a space ship will try to fill it. So it turns out stuff doesn't get sucked but blown into Space.

[@how2pick4name]

Brilliant inset. How much did you curse the mic mask? :D

[@Phukugoooglification]

Ironically, the YT commercial break during this video at the 13:54 my viewing time, was for reclining chairs. Hmmmmmmmmm......

[@clearhero7487]

5:04 I thought for a split second, this was actually happening. 16:51 damn lol