"you want to know one of the things that made Hitchcock a great director? The scenes in his movies had a point." I don't know why, but that one broke me 😂😂😂😂
@scionixx9568 Жыл бұрын
Awww how I’ve missed you Mark!! And your witty banter 😂❤
@skylx0812 Жыл бұрын
The Birds star Tippi Hedren intentionally took part in a 90s tv movie sequel of The Birds, starring a former mens underwear model, because she knew it was going to be a horrible movie. She still hasn't gotten over how badly Hitchcock treated her during the original and wanted to take a potshot at him. Not everybody's crazy over the guy, I guess. And yeah, that sequel is all kinds of bad.
@DerekPower Жыл бұрын
It also makes it more interesting for the listener 😉
@yoochoobb Жыл бұрын
@@skylx0812 She also appeared in a scene in the James Nguyen movie "Julie and Jack", which featured a bird or birds in a cage, in a nod to the Hitchcock film. I believe her scene was also set in Bodega Bay, though I could be wrong on that last part.
@mauricedavis2160 Жыл бұрын
Hitchcock, top shelf...Birdemic biodegradable garbage, who's funding this crap, shyt just give me that money!!!🙏🤔😵💫🤮
@zirrian Жыл бұрын
I hope Birdermic 4 will be co-written and co-directed AND starring Neil Breen. It would be fantastic
@Lesley_RedRhody Жыл бұрын
I hope, when it comes out, Mark reviews Neil Breen’s sequel to Twisted Pair… though I kinda fear for his sanity if he does! 😅 I don’t know how the hell he made it through _this train wreck!_
@ericseitzler81 Жыл бұрын
The universe would cease to exist if those 2 not only met each other but if they worked together all hope for humanity would be lost forever!!
@WolfLykaios Жыл бұрын
I feel like Neil would make it so much better. And bearable.
@markiangooley Жыл бұрын
Clashing egos would make it impossible.
@markiangooley Жыл бұрын
@@Lesley_RedRhody based on the trailer for the sequel, Breen is using EVEN MORE GREEN SCREEN THAN EVER BEFORE. I think that nearly every shot in the trailer was green screen.
@cargo_vroom9729 Жыл бұрын
Not-Musk building a space elevator to send our Co2 into orbit is the greatest piece of unintentional parody of TechBro culture I've ever seen.
@clementj Жыл бұрын
And also shows how "activists" (like the write/director) has no clue about science and what they're actually fighting for and just parroting what others say.
@cjwrench07 Жыл бұрын
“We’re sending CO2 directly to the upper atmosphere. Overwhelming the enemy will make them surrender faster, and climate change is fixed as soon as the UN pays my ransom demands.” - Elongated Muskrat
@NameNotAlreadyTaken2 Жыл бұрын
Things in an elevator go up, it's just natural. What's so complicated here?
@carlwilkerson9722 Жыл бұрын
"In the not-too distant future, next Sunday A.D." #umbilicon
@PoochieCollins Жыл бұрын
@@clementj yeah, environmental pollution is a real problem, and it's getting worse in certain ways, but this film is really not the way to go about promoting awareness.
@andreibaciu7518 Жыл бұрын
"We're all going to die. Go have a lot of sex!" That guy is the kid from The Room that said "I just like to watch you guys". You can't tell me otherwise. It's all part of the same universe.
@chimpinaneckbrace Жыл бұрын
Oh hi, Denny.
@evangelinewood3325 Жыл бұрын
Oh Denny, Denny, Denny boy...
@spankynater4242 Жыл бұрын
To me, that's the smoothest pickup line ever. I'm going to use it.
@chrishestand1032 Жыл бұрын
Ha Ha Ha, what a story Andrei!
@cjwrench07 Жыл бұрын
Denny’s first in-universe appearance was in Terrorvision; when was happy with being asked if he was a part of his parents swingers’ party.
@nezumi16 Жыл бұрын
This is genuinely inspiring. The hurdle to making a movie of my own feels a lot less intimidating.
@whitebeardskydaddy6756 Жыл бұрын
I have no doubt your movie will be better! Worse? Better! Wait, what are you going for? Never mind. You can do it!
@yadabub Жыл бұрын
Making a "movie."
@mauricedavis2160 Жыл бұрын
Go for it!!!🙏👍👻❣️
@dos3622 Жыл бұрын
Yes, go for it. you might see Mark review your movie.
@timtheskeptic1147 Жыл бұрын
We've already had a "Mario" movie.
@TXiCN Жыл бұрын
The director's motto must be 'If it's broken, don't fix it.'
@spankynater4242 Жыл бұрын
If it's broken, break it some more.
@redwolfe7049 Жыл бұрын
That was my motto and that's why I have an ex wife.
@Ming1975 Жыл бұрын
How about "if it's broken, don't fix it, make another one that's worse".
@alexandresobreiramartins9461 Жыл бұрын
He needs to know it's broken first. Pssst: He doesn't, he thinks it's perfect.
@cjwrench07 Жыл бұрын
You mean: “If its a masterpiece, people will love endless copycat sequels.”
@Vrikrar Жыл бұрын
The reason the movie took 10 years after the last one is because the actors got stuck in their comically oversized test tubes and the director had to grow a new batch.
@pressplayulysses Жыл бұрын
Movies like these should be considered as proof that aliens had already arrived. There is no way a normal human thinks these movies are perfect.
@TemperedMedia Жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone believes they're perfect. It's like Sharknado but worse somehow. They know what they're doing. People are going to watch it because it's so bad, like Velma.
@anikmonette2140 Жыл бұрын
Nguyen made the first Birdemic with genuine intentions. It doesn't matter if people think the sequels are pieces of canine fecal matter and cynical products made to tap into that weird niche of bad movie lovers, the purest intentions spawned this whole franchise! The true question is if James Nguyen is an actual alien...😅
@anikmonette2140 Жыл бұрын
@@TemperedMedia Duh! Where bad movie and show lovers! The worst that can happen is that Velma is just meh instead of awful...🥱
@guida-walker-channel Жыл бұрын
You know, as much as we all love this channel and Mark's takes on some of the weirdest and/or downright god-awful movies around, I keep wishing he'd consider having a separate channel for bona fide classics, maybe a "get to know your classics" kind of thing; the sequence where he explains why Hitchcock's "The Birds" is so effective was my absolute favorite in this video and I really enjoyed the clear and precise manner in which he did it. You can really tell his knowledge and love of film goes way beyond the low-budget stuff.
@toweypat Жыл бұрын
Yes, that was a genuinely interesting segment. Not to mention that little clip of crows landing on a metal bar was far more tense than the entirety of "Birdemic 3".
@robotbattler Жыл бұрын
I would subscribe to that in a heartbeat!
@TheRogueWolf Жыл бұрын
@@robotbattler Ditto! Mark knows his stuff when it comes to this sort of thing, and I'm sure he'd bring a humorous slant to it.
@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight Жыл бұрын
He absolutely needs to do this , great idea OP
@moonymonster Жыл бұрын
Hey Mark, do this!
@davidhouston6475 Жыл бұрын
I remember when he was raising money for this monstrosity. He took the wrong lesson from the first movie. People were like it was so bad we feel sorry for him but he doubled down on it and now triple down
@lutherheggs451 Жыл бұрын
He kinda didn't take the wrong lesson from the first movie. there is no universe were you could convince me that with Birdemic 2 they didn't realize the first was bad and leaned into it with the sequel.....If anything it seems like he forgot that people ironically watched the first 2 because they were hilariously bad and Birdemic 2 knew that.
@flaccidego4291 Жыл бұрын
He said in a recent interview that he's in on the joke now, but he admitted that he was really trying to make a serious movie with the 1st one. But now it's a joke & he knows it & he said he's fine with it because at least he can provide amusement for his audience. He said he's going to franchise it like Child's Play
@bearerofbadnews1375 Жыл бұрын
Well birdemic 3 is better than a certain terrible reboot to a horror movie.
@seanpoulton2446 Жыл бұрын
You would think he would learn how to write dialogue better.
@r3dr4te963 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think the movie can work better if it keep the global warming topic down.
@jimm7346 Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie Mark, the middle portion where you go fairly in depth and break down Hitchcock and his strengths in "The Birds" was really, really well done and super interesting. I'd actually really like to see some videos from you where you do this with other directors and some of their greatest (or your favorite) films. I think you'd have a hit on your hands, dude, you obviously know what you're talking about and your passion shines through!
@pretorious7008 ай бұрын
Hitchcock is actually very easy to comprehend and explain. Everything he did had a purpose, was artistically sound, and most of all-MADE PERFECT SENSE.
@Ukiby30003 ай бұрын
For real, it reminded me of when Mark was breaking down the original Jurassic Park in his Dominion review and I also liked it a lot!
@mattbaker73052 ай бұрын
I second that motion.
@DavidizVito Жыл бұрын
“A patch work of technical failures” 😂 I can feel the frustration and I love it 😂
@justinwilliam4644 Жыл бұрын
Blows my mind how a 1963 or whatever movie has 100× better visual effects (the birds) than something done today with all the resources we have
@doublep1980 Жыл бұрын
Tbf, that movie was made by Alfred Hitchcock, who is considered one of the greatest movie directors ever. This here, was made by an imbecile.
@johnpendarvis7885 Жыл бұрын
The world is full of "or whatever" people.
@Top10WizardReviews Жыл бұрын
I didn't even know this movie existed! Now, Mark, tell me why I'm going to regret knowing that it does!
@thefitnerd5116 Жыл бұрын
I didn't even know there was a 2, let alone a 3... haha
@MortalAnonymous Жыл бұрын
My sentiments exactly. lol Let us learn and cringe together, brethren.
@bearerofbadnews1375 Жыл бұрын
Me either I was aware of the second birdemic. But the 3 one was such a anomaly release, but at least it’s arguable better than the Jeepers creepers reboot.
@drstephenstrange897 Жыл бұрын
SAME! "Birdemic 3? WA...?"
@Joecbg100 Жыл бұрын
I had no idea this was even a thing, I heard some rumors but no post or article or trailer.
@Alex.P1 Жыл бұрын
If the birds are giving us another chance, then Birdemic IV must surely be on the horizon 🦅
@yadabub Жыл бұрын
Birdemic IV. This time, the birds are back!
@CREATERpl Жыл бұрын
It is almost impossible to not progress in a thing while doing it for so long. It's like a kind of art in itself...
@JamesBond-pu6qf Жыл бұрын
Having seen all of Breens movies, he proves your point- he is an alien trying to imitate human life. I always thought Nguyen heard how Hitchcock is amazingly consistent, and just removed "amazingly".
@Warriorcats6411 ай бұрын
He's literally a real estate agent...ah, perhaps I'm repeating myself.
@introseeker Жыл бұрын
I was binging your videos today. I feel like you seem much more happy now than you used to in your old videos. It brings me joy to see you happy, hope you’re doing better now.
@spankynater4242 Жыл бұрын
He seems the same to me.
@introseeker Жыл бұрын
@@spankynater4242 it’s possible that I’m seeing things here but I just felt like it 😅
@PresidentMikeJohnson Жыл бұрын
was he suicidal before?
@marianomaidana1089 Жыл бұрын
Funny how your self insert in that scene seems better filmed than the entire movie.
@Herytik Жыл бұрын
once someone realizes their movie is so bad its good. they become self aware and cant capture that same entertaining garbage magic again
@seanpoulton2446 Жыл бұрын
The sad part is that with that self awareness, you at least expect the exposition and messaging to be palatable and natural
@soosquatch4236 Жыл бұрын
Each of those scenes looks like an Instagram filter
@Mr_Porter Жыл бұрын
🤣Right?!
@Mr_Porter Жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think that the director is using these films to launder money or something. There is no way that he's making a profit after releasing three films of this quality. Tommy Wiseau gave Neal Breen and James Nguyen hope. 14:19 The chemistry is amazing 🤣😂
@natelax1367 Жыл бұрын
I think he crowdfunded this movie so it seems to me that he has found a masochist audience willing to support him
@Mr_Porter Жыл бұрын
@@natelax1367 That makes more sense. I can't see him putting his own money up for three disastrous films.
@BGNOLA Жыл бұрын
He probably makes the movie on half the money he raises and pockets the rest
@mrmtoad Жыл бұрын
There is nothing James finds hotter than vacuous blonde leading ladies and super hawt sales commission talk!
@toweypat Жыл бұрын
Alfred Hitchcock (maybe you've heard of him?) liked blonde leading ladies, too.
@mrmtoad Жыл бұрын
@@toweypat Alfred Hitchcock? Who dat? 🤣
@williamjames2941 Жыл бұрын
You suffer enough for your art Mark, keep your glorious hair, the skit was hilarious! 😆
@guybrush1701 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe they made a 3.
@p0_0kie_001 Жыл бұрын
God I love pissed of Mark reviews, it feels like old school Mark, the king of deadpan humor delivery.
@mrodriguez16ks Жыл бұрын
the director probably thought "if i tell people what happens in the greatest movie of all time it'll be jsut like they're watching the greatest movie of all time" Also I wish more people would cite their sources on their opinion about art more often.
@whipsmartchris Жыл бұрын
I really look forward to your episodes. Is it possible to branch out into slightly more mainstream movies if you expand to: Horribly Disappointing Movies Horribly Acted Movies Or even shorter episodes on Terrible Soundtracks Awful Movie Songs Hilarious Credit Sequences Thanks for the effort you put into each episode. I believe I’ve seen every entry! They’re fun but I’ve also learned a lot. PS - Could you discuss a movie term in each vid? For instance in this vid you mentioned color grading and foley. I’d love to learn a little as well as laugh.
@illmsg77 Жыл бұрын
Mark, keep doing what you do, and keep up the great work.
@thedativecase9733 Жыл бұрын
I actually thought Birdemic 2 was a deliberate send-up of the original movie.
@photoguy4212 Жыл бұрын
I want to see Mark edit one of the Birdemic movies inserting himself, fixing the audio and adding special effects to make it a watchable movie.
@Gideun Жыл бұрын
The fact that your skits are visibly off by an intangible comedic amount is what makes them so damn good, along with the writing and delivery. Keep doin what your doing, and thanks for the videos.
@ImmortalAbdi Жыл бұрын
Honestly, the Birdemic Trilogy truly has one purpose, and that is to be seen by up and coming directors and actors so they know what NOT to do when making a movie. Love your vids man, greetings from Mexico City
@eddstarr2185 Жыл бұрын
Mark, everyone tells me that global warming is bad - but I truly had no idea it could get THIS bad!
@drewgeraci8434 Жыл бұрын
The poster, on the other hand, is really well done! Too bad it's not attached to a better movie.
@nikosp3156 Жыл бұрын
Yeah like Van Gogh's "Starry Night" style on the poster would give any quality to the movie
@crweewrc1388 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, the poster is the best thing from the movie.
@jormungandrtheworldserpent8382 Жыл бұрын
i feel so sorry for the actors who have to say these lines with a straight face
@jzimm1075 Жыл бұрын
Like “It’s beautiful… just like you.”? I’m just waiting to see a woman of any kind just so I can use that line on her. It’s sure to work.
@ryanthetimetraveler Жыл бұрын
I played the "Surfer Guy" in the movie! As a fan of your channel for a long time, it was an honor to be part of your review haha
@Joecbg100 Жыл бұрын
Whoa, that's cool.
@guida-walker-channel Жыл бұрын
Nice!
@camilohiche4475 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the Birdemic franchise is about continuingly remaking the same movie over and over again, each time adding some ever so slight improvement, until by somewhere around Birdemic 453 they finally get it right and it's actually the decent final product of a watchable movie that they intend to make, and all previous editions where just part of the crafting process...
@BrotherJP333SP Жыл бұрын
I'm very glad Neil hasn't improved his craft. I'm excited to see his new film that should be released later this year.
@Vikingmetal82 Жыл бұрын
"Yes! We have to accept our fate - it is death!" 🤣
@karnerblue7658Ай бұрын
I came across your comment as soon as that part came up. Lol!
@teammeteamus.8315 Жыл бұрын
I think the front cover is beautiful. It reminds me of a Van Gogh starry night sky. But of a Sea Eagle…. I mean a Seagull.
@l456tatertot3 Жыл бұрын
Love how passionate Mark gets when he reviews a Birdemic movie! He’s pissed off at the waste of film! Also, WTH happened to Rod? Geez, I had to freeze the video and stare at him, he looks completely different. Love you Mark!!
@lilsuzec Жыл бұрын
Rod looks like Zach Galifinakis!
@l456tatertot3 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!!! That’s it!
@emmagrove6491 Жыл бұрын
When I heard Nguyen was looking for financing for Birdemic 3, if I'd had the money I would've invested in it just to be on set to see how his mind works. At least this one had the usual staples of really long, awkward walking scenes and shots of cars driving and parking. His films are fascinating, like watching a train crash in slow motion.
@shadowj5639 Жыл бұрын
This was so awkward to watch. I think I may know why... Climate change.
@seanduncan3958 Жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say is seeing a new video from you is a highlight of the day. Appreciate your time, effort, and sense of humor.
@Nixx0912 Жыл бұрын
The poor girl looks so bored on that date. You can almost hear her thoughts " why I did I agree to do this?" I hope she got paid and isn't in this to help her friend.
@zenhaelcero8481 Жыл бұрын
7:51 What if this is how Neil Breen and James Nguyen actually talk? Like, if you could interview them and ask why their dialogue is so awkward, and then they start giving some stilted answer that's just as awkward as all the characters in their movies. Willing to bet Birdemic 4 will be the best one yet!
@karnerblue7658Ай бұрын
Their dialogue is so awkward because of… global warming.
@lw3646 Жыл бұрын
Makes An Inconvenient Truth (which was basically just a Microsoft PowerPoint presentation) look like a Cinematic masterpiece.
@Aussie_Tom Жыл бұрын
People thought the Dark Universe cinematic universe was a terrible idea..... Wait until they get a load of the James Nguyen cinematic universe...
@JasonVectrex_187 Жыл бұрын
Seeing movies and actors like these makes me believe that I would have been at least a not bad actor, and had a chance to make some money, I just can't see these people ever getting hired again.
@Sydneythecheese Жыл бұрын
They were not allowed to act any differently. They took the job because they were paid to and did exactly as the director asked them to. I doubt any of them will use clips from this movie for any auditions in the future because they know exactly how bad it was but the actors had literally no control over that.
@NFLdamien2 ай бұрын
No one will ever know you 😂
@markiangooley Жыл бұрын
Space elevators require materials that might not be physically possible, but they’re a really cool idea. Vertigo is based on a really good French novel that’s somewhat different and definitely worth a read on its own.
@caulkins69 Жыл бұрын
Does the novel explain how he survives hanging off the rain gutter?
@JaneSmith-so6hw Жыл бұрын
A simple line change- "I love when James Stewart let's Kim Novak run to the tower and fall to her death in Vertigo." would have been great character development.
@thejaztracy Жыл бұрын
I once used Birdemic in an essay as a positive example of how filmmaking is so much more accessible for people. Now I’m beginning to regret using that example. I didn’t even know there WAS a Birdemic 3
@bradforddillman7671 Жыл бұрын
I really don’t care for “Vertigo” but I love Hitchcock’s “The Birds.” One great thing about it is no explanation why the birds attack. It just is.
@guida-walker-channel Жыл бұрын
Exactly... and that's the beauty of it, and what makes the whole thing so terrifying.
@b1slee267 Жыл бұрын
I think the director knows what he’s doing, I think. lol i want to assume he’s meme’n on purpose and keeping it bad. From the shots, to dialogue, nonstop flubs and etc.
@beatsbyface5978 Жыл бұрын
The old man bit had me dead lmao
@hammerofscience534 Жыл бұрын
This is on purpose now he is just trying to maintain his "bad" movie status. The first was truly a failed faithful effort, now it's just trying to maintain the brand.
@andreibaciu7518 Жыл бұрын
He obviously decided to go with the flow of today's Hollywood. Make horrible sequel no one asked for and ruin a beloved franchise
@pathofdragonsradio Жыл бұрын
I grew up in Santa Cruz so it's fun for me to watch the exterior shots and remember these places. The restaurant at 4:32, the Blue Dolphin, has some amazing calamari and clam chowder. And you can look down at the sea lions that live under the wharf. That's why there's that group of people gathered in the background when they're at the table. Man, I miss that place. Movie's awful though.
@Emanistan Жыл бұрын
Yep, normally Mark's summaries are all I need when it comes to the Birdemic franchise, but as another homesick member of the Santa Cruz diaspora, I guess I'm gonna have to actually drop the 3 bucks to watch this one.
@pathofdragonsradio Жыл бұрын
@@Emanistan Completely understandable.
@johnpendarvis7885 Жыл бұрын
I didn't think it was possible to have more wooden acting than the first two. These actors may actually BE mannequins.
@chadd990 Жыл бұрын
Did you know, that this was the vacation home, for the great director? Mr. Alfred Hitchcock. Such poetry has never been explored in cinema before.
@650nelson Жыл бұрын
Think of the huge carbon footprint the movie left!
@jakeredd Жыл бұрын
I see they got a discount Zach Galifinackis for a small role....
@potorrero Жыл бұрын
Yes. You beat me to it. I thought, wow, Zach really went low for this one.
@thegavinside Жыл бұрын
Mark's wig collection has gotta be insane by now
@godzillafanforever1 Жыл бұрын
The perfect quote to represent Birdemic 3. You know... you know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!
@chimpinaneckbrace Жыл бұрын
The biggest mistake is not calling it Birdemic 3: Seagle
@ptonpc Жыл бұрын
I presume he did all this deliberately. I'm glad I've never seen one of these movies. I appreciate your sacrifice.
@robsutton3092 Жыл бұрын
That’s the question I have in all areas: Art, politics, science, etc. How much is accident and how much is intended? I want to agree with you, that this filmmaker is purposefully making “bad” movies. I’d like to know what the actors actually think. Are they aware or unaware of the relative quality of what they did? Are they all in on the joke?
@sowder Жыл бұрын
AT THIS POINT DON'T WE THINK HE'S MAKING IT BAD ON PURPOSE?
@seanpoulton2446 Жыл бұрын
See everyone but the director is in on the joke. That what makes this fascinating. The actors are clearly in on it but the director isn’t. It truly shows how delusional he is
@flaccidego4291 Жыл бұрын
In interviews he said he really did start out trying to make good artistic films. He said for the 1st birdemic, he thought he was making a true thriller but now he's in on the joke. He said in a recent interview about this film that as long as he can provide 90 minutes to keep the audience laughing then he's happy. He said he went to the reshowing of the first Birdemic and he saw how everyone was laughing and shouting out the lines of the film in mockery & he said although that 1st movie was truly unintentional bad humor, he said he is completely fine with it & wants to make it into a franchise like Child's Play.
@seanpoulton2446 Жыл бұрын
@@flaccidego4291 so he still has no comprehension of how to make a film watchable
@flaccidego4291 Жыл бұрын
@@seanpoulton2446 -- There is a cult that likes this stuff & will pay to see it. I like the unintentional bad movies like his 1st one. I own that on DVD. It's a top 5 all time so bad it's good for sure. I do enjoy the Sharknado & Chucky franchise, I just won't pay money to watch it. Lol. My girlfriend has those ones on DVD & I love watching them but just as long as she's gonna pay to own those monstrosities. 😆 Still great stuff
@seanpoulton2446 Жыл бұрын
@@flaccidego4291 I mean I love bad movies too but sometimes you get stuff that’s so incompetent like After Last Season, it’s pretty much unwatchable
@spiritbomb0719 Жыл бұрын
So to sum up each film: Birdemic1: Sheer ineptitude the movie. Birdemic2: Self-Aware bullsh*t that assumes it doesn't have to try because 'it's meant to stupid' the movie. Birdemic3: conversations about Global-Warming & Alfred Hitchcock claiming to be a movie... The movie.
@brose2323 Жыл бұрын
The Birdemic series lets you know that it is possible to make a movie worse than the Asylum. It also makes wonder what sequels to other B list films would be like. The Room, Troll 2 , Battlefield Earth, they all deserved another go.
@greenswamponion7330 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap there's a 3rd one I had no idea
@zack6487 Жыл бұрын
Mark's appearance not matching the actor in that scene kinda makes sense to me, it plays along with the inconsistency of the movie.
@theprodigalheel3942 Жыл бұрын
I would like to request a series. 1. A Theif In The Night 2. A Distant Thunder 3. Image of The Beast 4. The Prodigal Planet
@soledreamer2007 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Nguyen was on a Vice interview in 2016 saying that Birdemic 3 was the last movie he'll direct and wanted to crowdfund the movie. He tried Indiegogo to reach a $500,000 goal but only got $596 and he then tried Kickstarter for a $230,000 goal and only got $230. So, he only got $826 in total...which might be the whole budget for this sequel. LOL
@ravenlord4 Жыл бұрын
Interesting thing is that guys like Ed Wood were terrible at making movies, yet you could still see the fun and joy coming through them. Movies like this and Neil Breen's stuff are just joyless train wrecks. I would even watch stuff like "The Room" or "Manos" or "Troll 2" ten times over this lifeless pontificating.
@ggrarl Жыл бұрын
Bride of the Monster, Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Violent Years, The Sinister Urge, all so delightfully entertaining, especially when the guys from MST3K/Rifftrax are watching with you.
@TheSoundRaven Жыл бұрын
I have been a fan of your channel for years now and everytime I think you'll say "Nope, couldn't make it through this one!"....You push through the pain and finish...Brother...I once played 3 1/2 quarters of Football with a broken foot...I ain't got SHIT on you!! I don't know how you keep from going insane but keep doing it!! Love your content and I'm a fan til ya drop!!
@thrrax10 күн бұрын
"Builds elevator to send CO2 in space." All plant life: "Are we a joke to you?"
@The_Kentuckian Жыл бұрын
I do remember hearing that Birdemic 2 & 3 were "bad on purpose" movies. Like, Nguyen was still trying to make a legit film, but the producers knew exactly what they were doing.
@tlibber Жыл бұрын
Not only is this video hilarious (for good reasons), the tribute to the master, Alfred Hitchcock, was just awe inspiring. Nicely done, Mark!
@nunolemospereira9184 Жыл бұрын
Great video, Mark, I do enjoy when you point out technical fails.
@pacoromes Жыл бұрын
That lady telling us the ending of Vertigo reminded me of that Simpsons episode where Homer tells everyone in line to see Empire Strikes Back that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father. (Back then, that was a spoiler. Now that's just the plot of Star Wars.)
@comiskey2005 Жыл бұрын
The bizarre thing is, in this digital age, all of the visual issues could easily be corrected with a few clicks of a mouse.
@Anthony-pl2hk Жыл бұрын
I love this channel. Thank you Mark
@sHART1780 Жыл бұрын
Once the badness becomes self aware its not funny anymore.
@TheTaotheawakenedone Жыл бұрын
There are only two explanations: 1. Laughably horrible is what they"re going for. 2. Absolutely everybody involved has had a full frontal lobotomy.
@RyllenKriel Жыл бұрын
In Birdemic I wondered if it was intentionally bad, like Sharknado. Birdemic 2 with the zombies sort of confirmed this for me. Now I'm really confused with Birdemic 3 because these are either the most committed troll film makers of all time, or they truly are not self-aware of how bad this series is. You have to admire the consistency of their work, however terrible it is.
@seanpoulton2446 Жыл бұрын
It’s both. He’s in on the joke but he is still incompetent
@marveldcextinctionwrestler7773 Жыл бұрын
Damn Another Birdemic, wonder if there’s gonna be MORE!
@andreibaciu7518 Жыл бұрын
Birdemic Cinematic Universe when?
@zenhaelcero8481 Жыл бұрын
James Nguyen's IMDB has an upcoming 4th movie listed!
@marveldcextinctionwrestler7773 Жыл бұрын
@@zenhaelcero8481 Wow 😳Poor Mark, He's gonna review another One of these!
@bearerofbadnews1375 Жыл бұрын
A birdemic multiverse movie will happen at some point. It should be called Birdemic into the birdverse of madness.
@zenhaelcero8481 Жыл бұрын
@@bearerofbadnews1375 "Birdemic 6: The Birdemicening - Birdemicer With A Vengeance"
@marioposada8880 Жыл бұрын
Yknow I didn't watch your stuff for years, I first watched your videos when you had like 3 uploads, now rediscovering your catalog, its like a treasure trove I love it 🙂😄.
@newdefsys Жыл бұрын
It just occurred to me that if my last name was a color, I would never ever wear a shirt that was the same as my name.
@spencertheg23 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t even know know Birdemic 3 existed until just now.
@TorontoJon Жыл бұрын
0:15 Was that 'Birdemic 3 - Sea Eagle' poster painted by Vincent Van Gogh? Did they dig him up? ;)
@camilohiche4475 Жыл бұрын
When a whole franchise has been entirely IA generated. Then again, at this point even chat gpt could probably craft a far better movie on all fronts.
@zmbdog8 ай бұрын
I like how Mark says "so what happens next?" at 7:59 apparently not realizing he hasn't gone into the plot at all before this point! I think this movie broke him. 🤣
@thomasgallipoli8376 Жыл бұрын
I seriously thought there was something wrong with my iPad’s settings with the way it kept getting so dark. Fun video as always.
@mattabshier2494 Жыл бұрын
These movies only work when they fail spectacularly despite giving a genuine effort; the first Birdemic movie at least gave off that impression.
@Claypidgeon162 Жыл бұрын
I don't know if I'm happy or sad that Whitney Moore isn't in this one. I think her and Tippi Hedren are the only two people to ever appear in a James Nguyen movie who could actually deliver a line (I guess technically Christopher Reeves also appeared in one of his movies), and seemed like she had the potential to have a real acting career.
@pretorious700 Жыл бұрын
"I think "she" and Tippy Hedren"...shame about the public schools.
@Claypidgeon162 Жыл бұрын
@@pretorious700 Shame my school didn't instill in me the importance of proofreading a comment on the Internet, the most important and prestigious medium for communication. But despite my public education, I was still able to grasp the main point of your reply, which is that you're an insufferable douche bag. Thanks for letting me know.
@missmiko1 Жыл бұрын
That winery scene made me gasp in horror and disbelief.
@akaimizu1 Жыл бұрын
Maybe….more horror than in a Hitchcock film? (yeah! Unintended horror achieved!)
@thecampion2420 Жыл бұрын
It's crazy that he loves Alfred Hitchcock so much yet has learned absolutely nothing from him.
@smilinghanuman6785 Жыл бұрын
Tick off Allsorties from your potential sponsors list mark
@milliman4 Жыл бұрын
This is the f-movie equivalent of rebooting Baywatch after several decades of nobody caring
@umair2678 Жыл бұрын
Exposure so bad that I had to check my computer's brightness setting
@satanofficial3902 Жыл бұрын
"Once you go full Birdemic: Shock and Terror you never go back." ---Albert Einstein