I Have 100 EX GIRLFRIENDS ...in BitLife

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LaurenZside

LaurenZside

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BitLife had a NEW update that allows you to get ex girlfriends & boyfriends as well as get stalkers! So of course I had to try to achieve 100 EX GIRLFRIENDS in 1 life...
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Пікірлер: 3 100
@codelerias
@codelerias 4 жыл бұрын
"Who are you?" "I'm your ex." "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
@bbbryleee
@bbbryleee 3 жыл бұрын
@Josephine Wilson you have the same name as my friend
@djcookiez6019
@djcookiez6019 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@_That..Ash_
@_That..Ash_ 3 жыл бұрын
xD
@kimt6621
@kimt6621 3 жыл бұрын
So true
@nagerimanualidades9403
@nagerimanualidades9403 3 жыл бұрын
@@katrealz I'm so sorry to bother you at home...
@mariadavila9620
@mariadavila9620 5 жыл бұрын
most people when they get stalked: **calls police** Lauren when she gets a stalker: **I WANT A STALKER!**
@mariadavila9620
@mariadavila9620 5 жыл бұрын
Kaylee Frommer Yeah xD
@darling9045
@darling9045 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-gf5lq2pe3q Ikr
@c420has
@c420has 5 жыл бұрын
Why dose that have to be so true lol
@bajablast39
@bajablast39 5 жыл бұрын
Lauren is... Weird
@jessicawhistler4918
@jessicawhistler4918 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@blackscreen762
@blackscreen762 5 жыл бұрын
“11 ex girlfriends at 18. I’m doing good” -Lauren 2019
@alisabrewer8846
@alisabrewer8846 3 жыл бұрын
2020
@flufii6547
@flufii6547 3 жыл бұрын
2009
@ImTooTired_For_This
@ImTooTired_For_This 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in 2021-
@darin9287
@darin9287 3 жыл бұрын
@@ImTooTired_For_This saaaaameee
@ImTooTired_For_This
@ImTooTired_For_This 3 жыл бұрын
@@darin9287 XD
@nhuy-gg3ez
@nhuy-gg3ez 5 жыл бұрын
No one Not a single soul Lauren: I WANT A STALKER!
@maributalsofwoggie
@maributalsofwoggie 5 жыл бұрын
Stalckers:? Lauren: TEACH ME YOUR WAYSSSSS
@sloanebyrd9573
@sloanebyrd9573 5 жыл бұрын
True dat meh fran
@reapertheraptor6673
@reapertheraptor6673 5 жыл бұрын
@@maributalsofwoggie stalkers*
@cc-jmg532
@cc-jmg532 5 жыл бұрын
Oofels
@_BCKT
@_BCKT 5 жыл бұрын
A reuploud??? The stalkers took it down and Lauren filed a restraining order against them and then got it back up.
@Altoclarineto
@Altoclarineto 5 жыл бұрын
Pengachu :3 lol
@kimgregory200
@kimgregory200 5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@reginahayes9856
@reginahayes9856 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@chaoogie7857
@chaoogie7857 5 жыл бұрын
????
@averynapolitano8543
@averynapolitano8543 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@indigo903
@indigo903 4 жыл бұрын
Lauren: How many Katherine’s did I date? KaThErInE King Henry VIII: *strokes beard* I see you’ve followed in my footsteps
@solarz.z
@solarz.z 4 жыл бұрын
he married 3 Catherines, 2 Annes, and then Jane just be over here like
@nabafz8323
@nabafz8323 3 жыл бұрын
@@solarz.z Jane be like: 👁👄👁
@1hocuspocusstan81
@1hocuspocusstan81 3 жыл бұрын
@@nabafz8323 yes she shocketh
@mayakhan1507
@mayakhan1507 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@royalplaylists1141
@royalplaylists1141 3 жыл бұрын
For real though-
@thatdumbhobo9629
@thatdumbhobo9629 5 жыл бұрын
He’s not very smart, but that’s alright. My mom when I was born 😂
@shu9837
@shu9837 5 жыл бұрын
Oofing Animations big oof
@error_art5268
@error_art5268 4 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@marshmallowuwu581
@marshmallowuwu581 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@angelbrown9551
@angelbrown9551 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahah same here lol
@agness1390
@agness1390 4 жыл бұрын
That Dumb Hobo
@megssketches
@megssketches 5 жыл бұрын
You should do a 100 Years in Prison Challenge, as weird as it sounds you can get a lot of different ribbons from it
@TekablezGaming
@TekablezGaming 5 жыл бұрын
I mean I guess
@yeahyeah4001
@yeahyeah4001 5 жыл бұрын
it’s kind of easy to get 100 years, but i think it would be cool to see her try to get as many years as possible!
@asimcamdzic8512
@asimcamdzic8512 5 жыл бұрын
@a youtube account shared by siblings that is not possible.
@GalaxyCat-ds9vr
@GalaxyCat-ds9vr 5 жыл бұрын
a youtube account shared by siblings I don’t even think you can live that long lol
@gaysonfanpage1805
@gaysonfanpage1805 5 жыл бұрын
@@asimcamdzic8512 Yea it is i got 180 years in prison in Bitlife lmao😂😂
@xxvenusxx3038
@xxvenusxx3038 4 жыл бұрын
Lauren: I’m gonna get 100 exes! The seven deadly exes: am I a joke to you?
@garysingleton7352
@garysingleton7352 3 жыл бұрын
lovin it (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
@space676sof
@space676sof 2 жыл бұрын
Yes u r
@avelinep-c6059
@avelinep-c6059 Жыл бұрын
SCOTT PILGRIM!!!!
@Bitchy-girl
@Bitchy-girl 11 ай бұрын
Yes
@giselleplayz9883
@giselleplayz9883 5 жыл бұрын
“Your now dating Jess Aphmau” *Jason enters the chat*
@gwenh-m1298
@gwenh-m1298 5 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@arachnids8grip
@arachnids8grip 5 жыл бұрын
Skwishi Kiwi LOL
@galaxywolf3766
@galaxywolf3766 5 жыл бұрын
Giselle playz oh my god yes😂😂😂
@jade-2418
@jade-2418 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@greenbellgacha8328
@greenbellgacha8328 5 жыл бұрын
Oh lord.. LEMME GET MY POPCORN!
@carolineevans4184
@carolineevans4184 5 жыл бұрын
Headstone : His daughter and two granddaughters attended his funeral Headstone : Someone at his funeral claims he gave her gonorrhea. FBI :
@islamarie9244
@islamarie9244 5 жыл бұрын
Omg lol 🤮🤧
@brielle8204
@brielle8204 5 жыл бұрын
That a lie I just read it
@lovepeaceandshine7583
@lovepeaceandshine7583 4 жыл бұрын
Gacha family No, that's what it says. Your the liar
@sofiac3170
@sofiac3170 4 жыл бұрын
OPEN UP
@sofiac3170
@sofiac3170 4 жыл бұрын
FBI
@gloomyday3166
@gloomyday3166 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m out of prison, I now have depression, screw you Marilyn” - LaurenZside omg good rhyming
@kyrahall6506
@kyrahall6506 5 жыл бұрын
Lauren: I want a stalker Me: Do you? Do you really? Lauren: YES I GOT A STALKER! Me: ...
@0samuluvr_
@0samuluvr_ 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chaoogie7857
@chaoogie7857 5 жыл бұрын
Same why she want a stalker
@chaaeries
@chaaeries 5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that when Lauren tried to sue someone there was an option for Kubz Scouts and associates to defend her. Hint: jay is playing Phoenix wright ace attorney where phoenix is a defense attorney! Coincidence
@superherowolf2444
@superherowolf2444 5 жыл бұрын
lakeisha4eva I did
@pastel-mochii4415
@pastel-mochii4415 5 жыл бұрын
Coincidence, I think not!
@barboraklepalova3886
@barboraklepalova3886 5 жыл бұрын
Why she didn't choose him?!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!!!!!!!!!
@kierstenhyvl1625
@kierstenhyvl1625 5 жыл бұрын
Me when she didn’t pick it: OBJECTION!!
@aubreygant8160
@aubreygant8160 5 жыл бұрын
I THINK NOT
@louisageorgia
@louisageorgia 5 жыл бұрын
In every single one of Lauren’s BitLife videos, she says “my life is falling apart!” at least once
@margaretsmith8650
@margaretsmith8650 3 жыл бұрын
So true
@djcookiez6019
@djcookiez6019 3 жыл бұрын
Thats so frikin true tho😂
@dbldwn72Gacha
@dbldwn72Gacha 5 жыл бұрын
If you had that many Exs IRL, this would be a conversation Person: "How many Ex's do you have" You: "Alright, let's see..we have Marilyn, ....." Person: RUN
@nataliaentalia
@nataliaentalia 2 жыл бұрын
You can't forget about Katherine!
@keicake6375
@keicake6375 5 жыл бұрын
Lauren: I WAS NOT FOUND GUILTY MER-A-LYN!!! Me: 😂
@agness1390
@agness1390 4 жыл бұрын
Tasha Lotto Yes
@noname-1806
@noname-1806 3 жыл бұрын
Omg she said that just as I read it lol 😂
@milkywaycafe.
@milkywaycafe. 3 жыл бұрын
@@noname-1806 SAME!!
@mursukkiii
@mursukkiii 5 жыл бұрын
"I need her back i miss her" -doesnt remember she exist at first, but notices shes married. Priceless 😂
@traitorjoe1100
@traitorjoe1100 5 жыл бұрын
Noboby: Nobody in the world: Lauren: *Hi GuYs sO tOdAy We ArE HaViNg A 100 SoMeThInG iN BiTlIfE*
@hollymarshall5562
@hollymarshall5562 5 жыл бұрын
no one: literally no one: person: **stalks Lauren** Lauren: *YES I GOT A STALKER!!!*
@emmastapleton8729
@emmastapleton8729 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Lauren: Yes I finally have a stalker Me: 😂😅🤣
@nightflyer1235
@nightflyer1235 5 жыл бұрын
“I want a stalker” -LaurenZside 2019
@mel-mr5wy
@mel-mr5wy 5 жыл бұрын
Did this video get taken down before?? I saw the notification but didn’t watch it but then it came back..what the heck?? Edit: Omg this is the most likes I’ve ever had! Thanks everyone so much
@somesillyguyy
@somesillyguyy 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@cometapollo
@cometapollo 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@xoxkrestalxox4966
@xoxkrestalxox4966 5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@chbrski2091
@chbrski2091 5 жыл бұрын
•Miru The Cat• it did
@ellacassel7725
@ellacassel7725 5 жыл бұрын
Yes it did because I tried to watch it but it didn’t work
@abloodymess99
@abloodymess99 3 жыл бұрын
The title should be re-named "I spent HALF OF THE VIDEO screaming at MARILYN!"
@DeadOnTheOutside
@DeadOnTheOutside Жыл бұрын
Yes
@ReaganGGaming
@ReaganGGaming Жыл бұрын
lol
@jujubeansy6873
@jujubeansy6873 Жыл бұрын
I'm 3 years late, but atleast your 1
@gabrielle_2005
@gabrielle_2005 5 жыл бұрын
“I WANT A STALKER!!!” This is how we know it’s lauren😂😂😂❤️
@Lavender-Honey
@Lavender-Honey 5 жыл бұрын
Bitlife- So how many stalkers do you want? Lauren- YES
@BubbleGumGirl-st6sw
@BubbleGumGirl-st6sw 5 жыл бұрын
4:51 Me:ummmm that's a very 'interesting' job you got there 😂😂😂😂😂
@kimyeontan9241
@kimyeontan9241 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I never realized-
@Bubbles_Art
@Bubbles_Art 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment. I thought I was the only one who noticed.
@strawberryzombie5474
@strawberryzombie5474 5 жыл бұрын
*Slams doors* “Are we early!!!” *Sees views* “Aww man” ;_; U the best Lauren!!!😊😊
@hungryandtired1917
@hungryandtired1917 5 жыл бұрын
“Look at that little heartbreaker up there.”
@meganbagger1189
@meganbagger1189 4 жыл бұрын
U are a hater
@Lilly31913
@Lilly31913 4 жыл бұрын
@@meganbagger1189 Why
@lemonjames6963
@lemonjames6963 4 жыл бұрын
@@meganbagger1189 bruh how is the person/sim a hater lmao
@tukallin8482
@tukallin8482 4 жыл бұрын
Megan Bagger bruh
@lemonjames6963
@lemonjames6963 4 жыл бұрын
@@meganbagger1189 ?????
@j.winchester216
@j.winchester216 4 жыл бұрын
Her: awww me and Sasha are going out!! 💓 Also her: byeee girlll 💔
@aislinnhey.1844
@aislinnhey.1844 5 жыл бұрын
Me: watching Billie eilish YT: Laurezside posted a video Me: sorry Billie
@_n0vaz
@_n0vaz 5 жыл бұрын
Bye billie lauren is better
@marilualarcon1
@marilualarcon1 5 жыл бұрын
💙 v.s.💜
@_n0vaz
@_n0vaz 5 жыл бұрын
@@marilualarcon1 yes like that my is ♡💜
@meowmegan13
@meowmegan13 5 жыл бұрын
I would’ve stayed watching billie
@thewolfsquad3482
@thewolfsquad3482 5 жыл бұрын
I only like bad guy and copycat
@d.4.w.g
@d.4.w.g 5 жыл бұрын
Did she already upload this video or am I actually just going insane? ;-;
@jupesontherun
@jupesontherun 5 жыл бұрын
my name is name I think that was gloom?
@INNITSTARS
@INNITSTARS 5 жыл бұрын
yea it’s a reupload
@d.4.w.g
@d.4.w.g 5 жыл бұрын
@@jupesontherun I haven't seen Gloom's video xd
@chbrski2091
@chbrski2091 5 жыл бұрын
She did I think she got demonized because of something BitLife said
@d.4.w.g
@d.4.w.g 5 жыл бұрын
@@INNITSTARS *omg i am so stupid ;-;*
@sonias_starlight
@sonias_starlight 4 жыл бұрын
Lauren: My life is falling apart!!! Welcome to 2020 past Lauren. Everyone’s life is falling apart
@duckie4655
@duckie4655 5 жыл бұрын
I tried this and every time my ex would bother me or test, I would find some way to get them to beat me up and SUE THEMMM
@willis1383
@willis1383 5 жыл бұрын
and if they kill u you just have to double click on the hiome button (or drag the screen up on iphone x) and full y exit the bitlife app before swiping it up. this will get rid of the death thing!! it also works for pregnancy (you can keep exiting and returning until u get twins or triplets) and murder (if you get caught just swipe out.) for STDS as well; along with botched surgery, and a whole lot of other stuff. its super cool.
@willis1383
@willis1383 5 жыл бұрын
it only works if you don't press OK on the notification, you have to be fast. dont continue, dont respond, just look at it and exit it iff its not something u want.
@elena.686
@elena.686 5 жыл бұрын
Fairy Gamer ummmmmmm bit harsh don’t ya think
@zenagoddess395
@zenagoddess395 5 жыл бұрын
Lauren: "In bit life not real life" Me: "to late..."
@Sienna-ul3ht
@Sienna-ul3ht 5 жыл бұрын
"11 ex girlfriends at 18, you doing alright" - Lauren Me: there is a boy in my class who is one his 25th girlfriend (I'm in year 6) 😂😂😂
@shu9837
@shu9837 5 жыл бұрын
Sienna Warren dang
@Sienna-ul3ht
@Sienna-ul3ht 5 жыл бұрын
cosmetiiqcloudds ikr
@springsfirstbloom7884
@springsfirstbloom7884 5 жыл бұрын
Madlad
@MrHungD
@MrHungD 5 жыл бұрын
Welp, there is a kindergartener who has 9 girlfriends already..
@lunarjellie
@lunarjellie 5 жыл бұрын
oof
@user-ur4uz3py1k
@user-ur4uz3py1k 5 жыл бұрын
No one Not a single soul Well maybe 1 or 2 LaurenZside: Uploads a video The whole world: FIRST Edit: Btw this isn’t original I found this in another video with another KZbinr That’s why I said 1 or 2. ♥️
@Merziie
@Merziie 5 жыл бұрын
U stole that from another person!!!
@marilualarcon1
@marilualarcon1 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone in a room: no sound *Lauren walks in the room* Everyone in the room: 🎵I'm so excited and I just can't hide it 🎵 *A fan tusname happened*
@user-ur4uz3py1k
@user-ur4uz3py1k 5 жыл бұрын
Crazy Ketket that’s why I said 1 or 2 I’m glad you noticed =)
@RooRue
@RooRue 5 жыл бұрын
Or... 100000000 or 100000000000000000000...
@thewolfsquad3482
@thewolfsquad3482 5 жыл бұрын
@@Merziie READ THE EDIT PLEASE
@Sigel110
@Sigel110 5 жыл бұрын
Watched this earlier but back to help Lauren fight the demonetization! Lets go! 😋
@kristinmarkland9238
@kristinmarkland9238 4 жыл бұрын
” I want a stalker !” -Lauren 2020 💜
@bob-jh6zz
@bob-jh6zz 4 жыл бұрын
2019*
@lunas_gamingworld9422
@lunas_gamingworld9422 2 жыл бұрын
2019 when this was posted in 2019
@yourdad6469
@yourdad6469 2 жыл бұрын
@@lunas_gamingworld9422 no bc she is not wrong 2 year ago was 2020
@officallllsigmaa
@officallllsigmaa 2 жыл бұрын
It’s 2019
@isawisa102
@isawisa102 Жыл бұрын
July 4th 2019 😀👍
@angelicasvensson8220
@angelicasvensson8220 5 жыл бұрын
I imagine her just going “BYE FELICIA” in her head 😂❤️
@nspajay
@nspajay 5 жыл бұрын
*LAUREN A PLAYA GETTING ALL THE LADIES BAHAHA😂*
@phiapipia
@phiapipia 5 жыл бұрын
.... that's the.. point of the... challenge...
@lexi8397
@lexi8397 5 жыл бұрын
Silver\\ / / Mercury do you... have a... speech disorder?...
@avalee1696
@avalee1696 5 жыл бұрын
@@lexi8397 Don't question people about their life..it's VERY rude to some people and some people do not care but you do not know how silver is going to act and he (or she idk) might not want you questioning his(or her idk) life.
@o.n.llamadude322
@o.n.llamadude322 5 жыл бұрын
I SWEAR I SEE U IN THE COMMENTS EVERY LAUREN ZSIDE VIDEO!!!!!HOW
@natsuki._.8640
@natsuki._.8640 4 жыл бұрын
We now need a t-shirt that says,” marilynn”
@zakarylukas
@zakarylukas 3 жыл бұрын
I like your profile it’s my hero academia niceeeeeeeeeeee
@nicolemanuel9755
@nicolemanuel9755 3 жыл бұрын
@@zakarylukas same
@brookedaniels633
@brookedaniels633 5 жыл бұрын
For some reason I’m thinking from cute craft Scott: do u have a stick Lauren: of course I have a stick................. I don’t have a stick Scott: Lauren it’s a STICK
@Brittaanaay
@Brittaanaay 5 жыл бұрын
“Happy belated birthday. I’m dying Marilyn, I’m dying” 😂😂
@hxhsgaudjc
@hxhsgaudjc 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Actually no one: Me: IS HE RELATED TO BOB ROSS!💯
@maxandcheeese
@maxandcheeese 5 жыл бұрын
Who else seen this video earlier?
@dartetaw
@dartetaw 5 жыл бұрын
Me
@takethatbacklerorio3543
@takethatbacklerorio3543 5 жыл бұрын
I did
@takethatbacklerorio3543
@takethatbacklerorio3543 5 жыл бұрын
It was probably an accident
@chbrski2091
@chbrski2091 5 жыл бұрын
RileyPlays 12 me
@user-hb8jy3ek2r
@user-hb8jy3ek2r 5 жыл бұрын
I did
@violetmoon717
@violetmoon717 5 жыл бұрын
“I’ve been wanting to sue someone!” - Lauren 2019
@veizlin
@veizlin 3 жыл бұрын
In gold's words: ah yes let's S.U.E
@lilytwinklenoodle
@lilytwinklenoodle 5 жыл бұрын
May I just say that one of the exes on the list was named Jasmin Charles. Do what you will with that information.
@bob-jh6zz
@bob-jh6zz 4 жыл бұрын
*i t h o u g h t o f j a m e s c h a r l e s w h e n i s a w t h a t*
@agness1390
@agness1390 4 жыл бұрын
Silly Wrinkle Needle
@rr23724
@rr23724 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah
@artist1239
@artist1239 5 жыл бұрын
Gloom and Ihascupquake? I follow both! (And of course you too Lauren)💕
@DianaDoom
@DianaDoom 3 жыл бұрын
4:55 you can see her job-
@WilliamAfton2
@WilliamAfton2 3 жыл бұрын
9:39 look at her job lol
@Bubbles_Art
@Bubbles_Art 2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one
@WilliamAfton2
@WilliamAfton2 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bubbles_Art bet you didn’t think I would reply :)
@Bubbles_Art
@Bubbles_Art 2 жыл бұрын
@@WilliamAfton2 I did
@LizzysCake4u_
@LizzysCake4u_ Жыл бұрын
Sup father
@shywinchester12
@shywinchester12 5 жыл бұрын
My ex named mason who cheated on me Me: omg how did Lauren make a video of him??
@emocorn4802
@emocorn4802 4 жыл бұрын
Wow it’s almost like other people can have the same name as each other :O
@tmttlwatpwtd
@tmttlwatpwtd 3 жыл бұрын
10:50 can we talk abt the fact the Marilyn popped Lauren’s brain??
@boxesofbutter
@boxesofbutter 4 жыл бұрын
Laruen: Presses love button Girl: Sharen Laruen: SHAREN!
@ghostbuster9365
@ghostbuster9365 3 жыл бұрын
9:46 I was wondering when she was going to point that out-
@zoisapeers676
@zoisapeers676 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Lauren: I want a stalker!
@kimaz15
@kimaz15 4 жыл бұрын
Age: 0 years I was born a male in Los Angeles, United States. I was conceived on my parents' honeymoon. My birthday is February 8. I am an Aquarius. My name is Nicalous Dragun. My mother is Naoki Dragun, a mail carrier (age 31). My father is Manuel Dragun, a wedding planner (age 31). Age: 1 year I drank a tall glass of water after playing all morning. Age: 2 years I'm learning that the louder I cry, the faster they come. I remained calm when my mother took me to the doctor's office to get vaccinated. Age: 3 years Age: 4 years Mom has been trying to get out the cereal that I stuck in my nose for 52 minutes. My parents got me a rabbit named Kelly. I gave my rabbit, Kelly, some carrots. I listened to reggae music with my rabbit, Kelly. I started a new social media page for my rabbit, Kelly. I gave my rabbit, Kelly, some watercress. Age: 5 years I have been enrolled in elementary school at Little Moore Elementary School. Age: 6 years I'm starting to think that there is nothing in this world better than building a fort. My classmate, Buddy, acted up in Mrs. Daniels's class. I visited the principal's office and reported my classmate, Buddy, for acting up in class. Buddy was suspended from school for one day! I began studying harder for elementary school. I studied for elementary school until I went cross-eyed. Age: 7 years I became friends with Gabe Doolittle. Age: 8 years My rabbit, Kelly, bit me while feeding her. I decided not to address her behavior. I listened to punk music with my rabbit, Kelly. I whined about all of life's issues to my rabbit, Kelly. I gave my rabbit, Kelly, some chamomile. Age: 9 years My mother has been diagnosed with diarrhea. My rabbit, Kelly, perished after losing her last fight, against old age. Age: 10 years My mother is no longer suffering from diarrhea. I am suffering from the chicken pox. I could have had my first kiss with Crystal Pratt but instead I ran away from her. Age: 11 years I started middle school at St. Sarah's Middle School. An airliner from Russia has crashed while on final descent in Moscow, killing 109 people. I ignored a friend who stole a Kit-Kat candy bar from the grocery store. I made a doctor's appointment. Dr. Chapman said that I am not suffering from any conditions. Age: 12 years I took a girl from school named Sara Coleman to the school dance. Age: 13 years I looked directly into a solar eclipse and couldn't see for 29 days. I became friends with Demarco Sack. My friend, Gabe, refused to watch Call Me Kevin with me on KZbin. I watched Aphmau on KZbin with my friend, Demarco. Age: 14 years I started high school at Los Angeles High School. I'm starting to think my dad is a fan of Britney Spears. My friend, Demarco, asked me to become best friends with him. My friend, Demarco, and I became best friends. I studied for high school and actually learned something practical. Age: 15 years I went to the zoo with my mother. I worked out at the gym. I worked out at the gym. Age: 16 years I've been thinking recently that if I became a weatherman, I could spend my entire career making wild guesses without any accountability. I passed my driving test and got a driving license. Age: 17 years I refused to join KZbin. My father and I discussed Blake Lively's legs. I unfriended Gabe Doolittle. Age: 18 years I graduated from high school. I'm starting to suspect that my mother has started menopause. I applied to university and was accepted. I was awarded a scholarship to university. I started a university program in computer science. I identified as a transgender female. I changed my name to Nikita Dragun. I identified as homosexual. Age: 19 years I've been spending a lot of time lately wondering if Pinocchio has wooden nuts. My classmate, Logan, asked me to help him cheat in Dr. Diaz's class. I refused to help him. He attacked me with a sawed-off shotgun but missed! I asked my father for money and he gave me $190. My mother told me that she had nothing to spare when I asked for money. My mother and I discussed the secret ribbons on BitLife. My father and I discussed Hulk Hogan's 24-inch pythons. Age: 20 years I had mixed emotions after discovering a lump on my anus. I made a doctor's appointment. Dr. Chapman diagnosed me with hemorrhoids. I asked my father for money and he gave me $190. I asked my father for money and he gave me $260. My father and I talked about the dark net. My father and I had a conversation about which musician has the worst fan base. I made a doctor's appointment. Dr. Chapman established that I am suffering from hemorrhoids. Dr. Chapman treated my hemorrhoids. I am cured of hemorrhoids. Age: 21 years I'm starting to suspect that my mother has started menopause. I became friends with John Kent. Age: 22 years I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in computer science. My friend, John, asked me to become best friends with him. My friend, John, and I became best friends. I applied for the position of Asst. Principal at Los Angeles Public Schools but didn't get an interview. I got an interview at Smart Salon for their Apprentice Nail Technician opening. I was hired for the position of Apprentice Nail Technician for Smart Salon with a salary of $14,386. Age: 23 years I stayed up for 54 hours straight due to insomnia. It didn't bother me when my friend, Demarco, used my sex toy during a sleepover. It still works fine! I unfriended Demarco Sack. Age: 24 years I refused to join KZbin. Age: 25 years I went to a SEVENTEEN concert with my best friend, John. My father and I had a chat about who will win the Monaco Grand Prix. Age: 26 years Recent studies have determined that people are only actually laughing out loud 8.2% of the time when writing "LOL". The BitLife devs gave me a free Toyota RAV4! I began working harder in my job as Apprentice Nail Technician. I recognized that I need to work harder in order to fulfill my potential at Smart Salon. I felt motivated enough about my job as Apprentice Nail Technician that I put in some extra effort. My hard work at Smart Salon did not go unnoticed. Age: 27 years Smart Salon promoted me to Nail Technician with a salary of $23,893. I felt motivated enough about my job as Nail Technician that I put in some extra effort. I'm trying to move up in the ranks of Smart Salon with a little extra elbow grease. My co-workers at Smart Salon noticed that I've been grinding harder at work. I recognized that I need to work harder in order to fulfill my potential at Smart Salon. I had a conversation with my co-worker, Terrance, about whether or not ghosts exist. I worked out at the gym. Age: 28 years I told my friends that I thought Beyonce and Jay-Z made the most attractive power couple ever. Age: 29 years I have been given a raise of 6.1%. My salary is now $25,355. I'm starting to worry about my mother's driving due to her impaired vision. I refused to join Twitter. I worked out at the gym. I identified as bisexual. A teddy bear has come into my possession. Age: 30 years I voted for the first time. My co-worker, Bill, interrupted the team meeting to complain about politics. I had a talk with my co-worker, Bill. I recognized that I need to work harder in order to fulfill my potential at Smart Salon. I put in extra hours for Smart Salon. I put in extra hours for Smart Salon. I had a male-to-female gender reassignment performed by Dr. Fisher. I am now female. My father and I talked about how it's illegal to masturbate in Indonesia. My father and I talked about why mannequins often have erect nipples. My father and I had a conversation about our spirit animals. The dating app paired me with a student named Kawhi Poindexter. The dating app paired me with a wedding planner named Mitch Jenkins. The dating app paired me with a librarian named Baker Zhang. The dating app paired me with a photographer named Noah Fudge. The dating app paired me with a grocer named Carter Alexander. The dating app paired me with a Navy officer named Woody Fitzpatrick. Age: 31 years I have been given a raise of 5.8%. My salary is now $26,818. I meditated. I had Botox performed by Dr. Fisher. Age: 32 years I accidentally scored a goal in my team's net in a co-ed soccer game. My best friend, John, asked me about my opinion on places of worship. I gave him the best advice I could. I meditated. Age: 33 years I have been given a raise of 5.5%. My salary is now $28,281. My co-worker, Dennis, suggested that he is curious to know if I'm as good in bed as I am at work. I reported my co-worker, Dennis, to HR for making a sexual advance on me. HR said they would look into it. I picked up 'The Five Love Languages' by Gary Chapman. I read it from cover to cover. It was 126 pages. (This is my BitLife so far 😂)
@neliaontiveros5101
@neliaontiveros5101 4 жыл бұрын
Owo
@neliaontiveros5101
@neliaontiveros5101 4 жыл бұрын
@@kimaz15 k kool
@kimaz15
@kimaz15 4 жыл бұрын
PROB NoBODY ReAD THIs ALl (I didn’t myself lolol)
@sabrinahenyan6211
@sabrinahenyan6211 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm out of prison, I now have depression, screw you Marilyn!" 😂😂😂
@jcmoyer2434
@jcmoyer2434 5 жыл бұрын
I click on the video I go away for a second I come back Lauren: MARYLIN
@sailorsenpai369
@sailorsenpai369 5 жыл бұрын
*Watches a bit life video* *gets a bit life add* Just great..
@Super.Pony93
@Super.Pony93 5 жыл бұрын
3 views and 63 likes?? YoUtUbe iS dRuNk AgAin
@nxvy_bee
@nxvy_bee 5 жыл бұрын
*wItChCrAfT*
@shadetheswiftwolf1750
@shadetheswiftwolf1750 5 жыл бұрын
YoUtUbEs AlWaYs DrUnK Like my dad.. : (
@berrijuice4548
@berrijuice4548 5 жыл бұрын
WAT CoNsPeRaces
@sirsybbgummy
@sirsybbgummy 5 жыл бұрын
And now 283 likes and still only 3 views lmao
@sirsybbgummy
@sirsybbgummy 5 жыл бұрын
@@berrijuice4548 *conspiracies
@xadoria6215
@xadoria6215 5 жыл бұрын
*only Lauren can pull off the most impossible things in bitlife*
@thewolfsquad3482
@thewolfsquad3482 5 жыл бұрын
NO JAY (KUBZSCOUTS) CAN TOO
@thunder9833
@thunder9833 5 жыл бұрын
@@thewolfsquad3482 And Gloom maybe
@chapon6182
@chapon6182 3 жыл бұрын
Stranger "Why would you have 100 exes lol" Lauren "well its bitlife."
@browniesskies
@browniesskies 5 жыл бұрын
You could’ve just made him bisexual so you could get even more exes quicker.
@meowmegan13
@meowmegan13 5 жыл бұрын
Kustuwa that doesnt change anything
@theforgotten1213
@theforgotten1213 5 жыл бұрын
That's not how it works.
@macchuu
@macchuu 5 жыл бұрын
Do you know what bi means?
@JimVonSchmittou
@JimVonSchmittou 5 жыл бұрын
It said he has heterosexual tendencies
@mia-ye8pj
@mia-ye8pj 5 жыл бұрын
@@JimVonSchmittou she could still force him to be bi but it wouldn't have changed anything
@ss-ig9qi
@ss-ig9qi 5 жыл бұрын
You should see how many girls/boys you can date at once
@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 4 жыл бұрын
{ɢʟᴏᴏᴍʏ sᴜɴsʜɪɴᴇ} you can’t date more than one person unless you mean multiple flings
@d1n0.c0splays
@d1n0.c0splays 4 жыл бұрын
Dat true
@agness1390
@agness1390 4 жыл бұрын
Volokh Enshrine ya
@Zysa28
@Zysa28 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a good idea but I dont think u can date multiple ppl- Also nice pfp
@lazygurl1786
@lazygurl1786 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve had like 20 flings in 20 years-
@Kevin-ic4ce
@Kevin-ic4ce 5 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Ketchup is too Yay I got a like! Wait-why is it blue?
@chloebutcher9780
@chloebutcher9780 5 жыл бұрын
Did you like your own comment? That will probably be why it is blue.
@spacesheep_
@spacesheep_ 5 жыл бұрын
Chloe Butcher r/woooosh
@izabellacloudy376
@izabellacloudy376 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@iiquaintrelle8607
@iiquaintrelle8607 4 жыл бұрын
Mine isn’t blue, none of the comments are, especially these comments. (Sorry if this is rude)
@iPosse
@iPosse 4 жыл бұрын
You can't like you're comment before it's posted
@mvluh
@mvluh 5 жыл бұрын
1 of those ex-girlfriends probably in the future there a KZbinr and in a video is truth or dare video, and 1 person dares them to call one of there ex's there gonna be like "I was with a boy for 1 seconds he moved on :("
@nohartandsoles
@nohartandsoles 5 жыл бұрын
Lauren, can you go back to playing horror games? Amazing video.
@gachalife_riser_4253
@gachalife_riser_4253 5 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@sgtmajor5700
@sgtmajor5700 5 жыл бұрын
This many ex's would be a horror
@nohartandsoles
@nohartandsoles 5 жыл бұрын
sgt major, True!
@jazzyj8471
@jazzyj8471 5 жыл бұрын
No horror games
@llamastew3741
@llamastew3741 3 жыл бұрын
Bobby watching this: *maybe, just maybe, I’m special....*
@BloodDroporOther
@BloodDroporOther 3 жыл бұрын
12:11, I was not Guilty MARILYN.
@lisagrobler5275
@lisagrobler5275 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂❤
@gatoradegod6451
@gatoradegod6451 5 жыл бұрын
I love watching your content! Keep up the good work!
@noahbeartv8420
@noahbeartv8420 4 жыл бұрын
She protecc, She atacc, But most importantly, the bread queen’s back!
@nataliaentalia
@nataliaentalia 2 жыл бұрын
Don't copy peoples comments
@sofijas.m.8300
@sofijas.m.8300 5 жыл бұрын
CAUTION "WEIRD STUFF" Lauren, is it normal that after waching your video of bitlife where you get the 'zombie' syndrome, I played bitlife and I got the SAME syndrome?! Mind you, thats the first time.
@katbuckley2784
@katbuckley2784 5 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t even count how many times she said Marilyn
@saffrnkitty1594
@saffrnkitty1594 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Lauren:MY LIFE IS FALLING APARTTT Also Lauren:*booger flinging around while saying that* Me: OMG RELATABLE
@emmyz5941
@emmyz5941 5 жыл бұрын
I loved this video so much!! You make everything really really funny and your videos are so amazing! 💞
@alexsherlock8834
@alexsherlock8834 5 жыл бұрын
11:03 does anyone else see da little booger in her nose? lol
@kitmya557
@kitmya557 5 жыл бұрын
This made me think of Barney from How I met your mother soo much 😂
@samsomerfield3728
@samsomerfield3728 5 жыл бұрын
I only noticed the job of the dude at 6:11 did anyone see it?
@korr7
@korr7 5 жыл бұрын
In BitLife I was a super old dude trying to do this challenge and I looked at my ex’s and almost ALLLLLLLLL of them were dead (my character was 96 tho)
@Mrs.Doubtfire1993
@Mrs.Doubtfire1993 3 жыл бұрын
11:18 lol "kubz scouts and associates"
@sirsybbgummy
@sirsybbgummy 5 жыл бұрын
Irl I have only dated 4 people and have regretted every one of them so now it's hard for me to get close to people because I fall in love easily
@unfilteredsammi
@unfilteredsammi 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Lauren! I saw this come out earlier but you must have had to change it. I have been watching you for a couple of years, and you make me happy every time I watch one of your videos - SSFF ☪
@wilson7351
@wilson7351 5 жыл бұрын
YOU LIKE MY NAME!?!? Thank you Lauren! Where are my other Amelia's I I I I V
@kamiand.a8066
@kamiand.a8066 4 жыл бұрын
You have a beagle I have too 💘
@spectralbread
@spectralbread 4 жыл бұрын
My names not Amelia but I liked anyways
@galaxyllama4230
@galaxyllama4230 5 жыл бұрын
I saw the original video Lauren btw I wanted to say hi and have a nice day💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
@Yarne314
@Yarne314 5 жыл бұрын
"I finally got a stalker!" -LaurenZside 2019
@orakuruno
@orakuruno 4 жыл бұрын
0:40 meme of the year people
@lollol1590
@lollol1590 5 жыл бұрын
I love this video and every other one you have made!!!
@bluefalcon7744
@bluefalcon7744 5 жыл бұрын
Hi there Lauren I ♡ your videos because I had Depression back then and when I watch your videos I was cured♡♡♡♡♡
@deborahmonsegur6110
@deborahmonsegur6110 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think depression can be cured, but it can be treated.
@meowmegan13
@meowmegan13 5 жыл бұрын
Debbie Monsegur yea lol i dont think lauren cures depression
@leaf2610
@leaf2610 4 жыл бұрын
"Im dating Jess Aphmau" "Yay" *Jason or Aaron and Scary Slyvanna enters the chat*
@dxrk_shadowplays7638
@dxrk_shadowplays7638 5 жыл бұрын
Happy 4th of July, Everyone and Lauren! I will try that tomorrow! :D
@kayleewilhite816
@kayleewilhite816 5 жыл бұрын
I love your channel Lauren I have almost all your merch and I LOVE THE POSTER it would mean the world to me if you reapplied
@j3ss1c42
@j3ss1c42 5 жыл бұрын
If someone breaks up, or divorces, or you need to pay then money after a breakup, or you’re going to jail, You can just swipe the game away, and continue
@smolkitten3154
@smolkitten3154 5 жыл бұрын
Lauren: *my life is falling apart* 14 yo girls: omg same!
@averyslee
@averyslee 5 жыл бұрын
0 views, 248 likes, 3 dislikes, 184 comments. We will let you go this time KZbin, Since it's the 4th of July.
@glumbee2569
@glumbee2569 5 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh so hard, i passed out from not being able to breath (yes i'm ok,my parents were asleep tho xD)
@averyslee
@averyslee 5 жыл бұрын
@@glumbee2569 ArE yOu AlRiGhT???!!?!;?!
@glumbee2569
@glumbee2569 5 жыл бұрын
@@averyslee yeah,it was only for 10 minutes xD
@bestiuwu4509
@bestiuwu4509 5 жыл бұрын
1:35 The mother is called Monica Ross In F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Monica and Ross are brother and sister LAUREN WATCHES F.R.I.E.N.D.S In another video, she confirmed that F.R.I.E.N.D.S is her favourite tv show. Idk why I notice this stuff...
@Tr3v02
@Tr3v02 5 жыл бұрын
Me: likes before vid starts, yea Lauren is that good
@Cadenxia_50
@Cadenxia_50 5 жыл бұрын
Lauren you should react to funny Instagram photo shops
@wkakakshsusgsizgzu7442
@wkakakshsusgsizgzu7442 5 жыл бұрын
Omg ya 😂
@Aaron-hv4hr
@Aaron-hv4hr 4 жыл бұрын
“He’s not very smart but that’s fine...” Me: that’s all I’ve been wanting to hear my entire life
@maddieisapotato7894
@maddieisapotato7894 5 жыл бұрын
This is literally the life of every boy in my class 😂
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