MY BITLIFE IS FALLING APART!!

[@eddiekaspbraksfannypack137]

My BitLife dudes mother was 29 and his father was 69 when he was born and a year later his father died, then as soon as I started elementary school I got bullied and died at age 11. *_PERFECT LIFE._* I also got diagnosed with depression and anxiety at age 2.

[@tiantian5693]

In one of my lives, my parents had a 45 year age Gap and I died at 100 and my dad was still alive at 165 Another one, I died at 4 Also once I also got depression and anxiety at 2

[@hailey1576]

Omg aha the oldest I ever lived to was 98 and I had 1,348,359 dollars or something like that

[@fortzprod.8096]

Hailey 157 I’ve reached 100 twice before

[@hayli8437]

One of my lives I had my mom was 12 and my dad was 17 and my sister was 24 idk how that happened..

[@wooddent2966]

My BitLife father was 46 And Mother was 18...

[@aray2272]

Lauren: *gets together with a girl named Luna* *luna breaks up with lauren* Also Lauren: *names first child Luna*

[@anareed6140]

lol

[@bigfatrat5127]

Ava Lowery *LOGIC*

[@tearsofboredom7956]

Don't forget that she said that she will probably kill Luna after she broke up with her

[@ine5313]

Wooow

[@angixea_]

Ava Lowery I love the name Luna

[@savannahhayes9944]

I was waiting soooo long for someone to make a video on BitLife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trashinred9004]

xX GachaRose xX j'en xx penn made one

[@abt9sr333]

Lol same

[@OwOAwAUwU]

I keep getting this ad on fb it annoys me so much that I eventually got addicted to it smh

[@ohnoodles2521]

SAME!

[@savannahhayes9944]

OH MY FREAKING GOD LAUREN HEARTED MY COMMENT!!!!!!!

[@patience4368]

"Why are you in jail" "Oh I just tried to kill someone with a weggy" "Wait what!!!"

[@camerontolliver1083]

P H XD

[@backdarkredreaper0008]

WEGGY It's wedgy

[@nevforev6566]

Weggy? Its Wedgie

[@nevforev6566]

@@backdarkredreaper0008its WEDGIE. So you both were incorrect.

[@backdarkredreaper0008]

oof human! Sorry not Sorry

[@pomp2237]

Can you do another episode? I laughed during the whole video 😂❤

[@erikagames2751]

Shadow Penguin Yasss!!! Lauren! Make more! This series was so funny! 😂

[@galaxymewmew2437]

I agree with you

[@peggleblastlover]

Shadow Penguin yesssss please!

[@kimjinhwan946]

Thumbs up if you want Lauren to make this a BitLife series!

[@eclipsegamer263]

Delete it...

[@alieen5112]

ITS David

[@alovelydeadfish]

You mean... David

[@erikagames2751]

Anime Mango I totally want her to make more! This was so funny!🤣

[@anna-fn2pi]

YES!!

[@starrladybug]

Yesssssssspls play more of this game I love it

[@erikagames2751]

Audrey Sarabeth Do more Lauren!

[@faktearenthlei1077]

Mee toooo😍

[@moonlight_dulcet]

ÑŒ PÜLSÊ ??? Edit: oh nvm I understand now

[@zombiegirlie4598]

lauren- "I can murder someone'" "no, not yet" Me-"key word, YET"

[@YellowCrew_]

Captions say no yeah

[@Dowgggggg]

Yeah **** captions

[@irisvonpressentin9632]

Oh Mi God

[@Dowgggggg]

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BECOME WILLIAM AFTON 🔪🔪🔪🔪 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸👦👧👦👧👦👧

[@rajendrapatel1651]

Why did you name ur child the same name as ur ex?

[@LaurenZside]

LMAO!! I didn't even realize!! 😂 I just still loved her I guess. 😂

[@Tadpole_Plyrr2]

LaurenzSide yeah probably why you hated her the most XD

[@biancasimons6472]

Because why not?

[@gaferahmed4343]

Lol

[@delaneyhipwell7310]

LaurenzSide and what’s funny is she was your worst child😂😂😂

[@shakeylakey1111]

Dave Matthews: Straight, Dance major, alcoholic(?), hot, likes his sister, choreographer, married to Amelia, children named Luna (doesn't like her), Matthew, and Aurora, gambler, divorced Amelia for having a lesbian affair, attempted to murder Amelia but failed, was cheated on by Helena and broke up with her, attempted to murder Helena but failed and was sent to prison and fired, started a prison riot, was very close to having his house repossessed, died at 67, his latest girlfriend Esme skipped his funeral. Had two grandkids that he apparently never met.

[@lindamcshane28]

Fiancee to Amelia

[@lindamcshane28]

Nevermind...

[@opheliabarile4856]

6:02 Trisha HAMILTON Trisha is now my favourite character Edit: Thanks for all the likes Also when I played this I named all my kids after Hamilton people

[@theconnectionislost4955]

Yes hamilham!

[@v3nus39]

I’m pure Hamiltrash

[@woah0-0]

Ophelia Barile we are all Hamitrash

[@hermionehamilton2300]

Um yes, look at my username sis.

[@supremejojo_.3049]

y ES she is (helpLESS-) amAzinG 👏👏👏👏👏👌

[@junemoonie]

I have strong Heterosexual tendencies.. I MUST BE GAY!

[@slamzam]

😭😂 ikr why do they even say it like that

[@blxckpxrxde4263]

True why does it say that-

[@lindaloreign9346]

Are you actually gay? I’ll be supporting you! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@venti6449]

@💜 •CuteMuffin• 💜 mood

[@rosy_chan283]

@@lindaloreign9346 they props meant this part 5:15 idk if they are or not (i meant aerontyx by it) Lauren is straight if you don't know

[@fallenstranger4735]

Thanks Lauren i just installed it and now will go through the crazyness goodbye!!!! Love your videos please keep making them!!

[@stellabella4586]

BrokenScrap Phoneguy is it free

[@pamelaa30]

@@stellabella4586 yea

[@kayleejade7237]

BrokenScrap Phoneguy I haved this game for like forever before it came famous it is amazing

[@apricotrain317]

Is it only iphone

[@apricotrain317]

@@joe king the gamer wat is the game called

[@jessicanicole8384]

Did anyone notice that Lauren named davids child Luna, which was David’s ex girlfriend from high school???

[@blackberry_blues8203]

Jessica Nicole That was the first thing I noticed!😂😂

[@johnnyblades5424]

I thought it was Lola

[@κιττγεικκυ]

@@johnnyblades5424 same

[@PopTheButterfly]

Yes 😂 hope Amelia doesn't find out

[@strayyleafy]

GASP I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT

[@RilesDoesWhatever]

Sup, David, you should totally make more videos on this!😂😄

[@Viscidsquare040]

RilesDoesWhatever Me!?!?

[@robin-jn2vq]

@@Viscidsquare040 ha the new lauren WAIT ARE YOU THE NEW LAUREN??????!!!

[@technoloss3567]

I totally agree

[@mypenisisincrediblysmallbu4479]

RilesDoesWhatever I SWEAR I SAW YOU ON MC WTF

[@Wolfgaming-kg9wn]

David lives in england and goes to elementary school. A school that doesn't exist

[@ar_done_with_this]

10:40 sorry 11:33 IM SORRY 15:09 oh uhhhh I can explain??? 16:31 wow ok thanks

[@rizzaza]

Lmao

[@Yorkies_from_Snacksville]

Lol

[@sureshanand1311]

Lmfao

[@bee7160]

Lol she named her first baby after her ex girlfriend 😂

[@AlexBamZ]

I’m your 100th like :)

[@vampyro777]

NARWHAL

[@kyoka1528]

I like the name Luna (Lovegood)

[@salem-01]

And Luna hater Lauren

[@pinklemonade1115]

Linden_Tree lmao she did that with kokona (from yandere simulator)

[@renthewerecat]

i got this game and had to note to myself not to murder, i died by trying to murder a random nun

[@poppy-ph3vk]

Was it THE NUN??! 😂🔪😂

[@Karlasaccount415]

Lol

[@renthewerecat]

i tryed sending her down the stairways to hell and got myself killed @@poppy-ph3vk

[@Worldeatsgirl]

Creeper Catgirl lmfaoo ooooo

[@pugalicous5114]

lmao

[@dr.temperancebrennan]

"You have strong heterosexual tendencies. Must be gay!" 😂

[@Anonymous-li4rb]

101th

[@galaxystarsanne6328]

wut?

[@stephenatkinson7516]

Heterosexual is where you marry the opposite gender, so straight.

[@meatburger28]

@@stephenatkinson7516 R/woosh

[@r0tting...t33th9]

2:55 " Age three, I'm still alive." Lauren, calm down this is only your first video on Bitlife! How did you know about the immediate death?

[@princessadel1631]

You should make a person and live their life in BitLife, and try to recreate it in The Sims. EDIT: Thank you so much for all the likes. I hope Lauren sees this idea.

[@keli15yearsago6]

PrincessAdel yeah

[@whitexxwolfxx4805]

YES THIS IS A GREAT IDEA

[@GabbyFerro]

This is genius... i gotta try this

[@princessadel1631]

GabbyStr8 Tell me how it ends up working

[@catraz.7521]

Yes!!!!

[@micahkeoni22]

Remember Yanny and Laurel It looks like Yammy and Lauren

[@user-nv2jz6er4n]

MV DancingGuy exactly what I was thinking a year ago

[@calicokat4039]

XD

[@missylaughs1388]

Yes!!!!

[@p3xgenisis]

Yes that’s what it should be!

[@Bxxanz]

KZbin memes 🤣

[@aliviakolekamp3539]

I need a series!!!!! Anyone else?

[@Love-ic1yw]

Reign

[@gracethegrape_2879]

ALIVIA KOLEKAMP Yes!

[@oliviasadowska3167]

Yes

[@crowl_Alluion]

Yea

[@itsmaia985]

Meeeeeeee

[@rory8624]

dude! i started playing bitlife because of this video, it’s been over a year since this video has been posted. i’ve been playing bitlife for over a year! wow, honestly, thank you lauren (and yammy) for making this i’ve actually had some really really good memories playing bitlife. it’s crazy to think about!

[@scarlettcarlile26]

You are a big inspiration thank you soooooo much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@hearts4sheshe]

Ikr

[@cookieu5144]

Yea

[@hannah-tl1yy]

I got kidnapped and taken to Germany at the age of eight, I murdered a random nun, and performed an exorcism.

[@hannah-tl1yy]

H and H Frankle Best BitLife ever.

[@hannah-tl1yy]

The Wandering Soul It was probably Instlife now that I think of it tbh.

[@medicore5724]

Hannah Person Probably was.

[@rookiebat]

In instlife I died at 1

[@rachelewoodruff1376]

omg lol at first i thought you were talking about real life lol omg

[@sharky.1o686]

Lauren:my life is going pretty good! Lauren later:MY LIFE IS FALLING APART!!!!!!

[@erikagames2751]

Gesis and Leah adventures Yes! LOL!!😂🤣😂🤣

[@amadalluvia]

Gesis and Leah adventures lol

[@thedisguise3538]

"Why do I have to spend all this money? SHE'S A LESBIAN." 😂

[@YellowCrew_]

No she has a boyfriend lol almost said girlfriend P.S. Lauren’s married to bobby

[@ogkubzscouter743]

Yellow Crewmate we know?

[@marinagib]

Hi

[@marinagib]

@@YellowCrew_I remember

[@lesedi1896]

You should play InstLife and compare it to BitLife

[@Toria1982]

Agreed, much better lol

[@deliren135]

Instlife is on ios now

[@lesedi1896]

Josh Nun Ohh, I didn’t know. Thanks for telling me

[@deviqnt]

Yeah! I honestly prefer Instlife

[@emmapierce8566]

Yeah instalife was first

[@aubreycatlin7397]

Please play this game again, also you could have your Insagram follower control your bitlife

[@brookk9560]

Yesss

[@katythepandakat7228]

yesh you are so smart

[@mlnglvlty]

Did anyone else notice David Matthews named his daughter after his ex girlfriend

[@lacierobertson2891]

n o yeah

[@quentin6870]

n o yea

[@emmaismyname8197]

n o y e s

[@lpslollipop254]

n o yeah.....

[@jarrkot]

Yep yep yeppety yep I dunno what I just done

[@brybryzz]

Lauren: “No I don’t eat deer!” *6 months later* Lauren again: “Try my delicious deer cakes!”

[@artsy.stay_]

made with 100% *REAL DEER*

[@brybryzz]

@@artsy.stay_ HAHAH

[@tristanmaez9117]

I killed someone by uppercutting someone’s groin

[@moonysdeath]

Oh​@@tristanmaez9117

[@izzyboop704]

david- hmm you can murder someone Me- yep she's gonna do it David- not yet Me-rlly rlly David- Ima go get drunk on vodka. Me- HEAK NO

[@woww8148]

OKAY, this is my BitLife story.... Karalana Walker was born to Peter & Delyse Walker in Jamaica. She had a 4 year older sister named Irie. She was really good in school and later became a financial analyst. When she was 16 she dated 15 year old Romeo Reid, they later married when they were 19 and 18. Karalana and Romeo had 28 children and 20 grandchildren. Karalana outlived 9 of her kids and both her parents and sister. Romeo died at the age of 100 and 3 years later Karalana also died. REST IN PEACE ✝️ (death order) =============================== Peter Walker - 66 (chest infection) Delyse Walker - 80 (crack overdose) Irie Walker - 74 (respiratory infection) Kimona Reid - 48 (meth overdose) Henry Reid - 67 (thumb infection) Delmar Reid - 71 (diabetes) Kiyana Reid - 74 (parkinson's) Ziggy Reid - 68 (epilepsy seizure) Sammy Reid - 74 (natural causes) Harvey Reid - 69 (respiratory infection) Jarvis Reid - 78 (natural causes) Romeo Reid - 100 (natural causes) Armstrong Reid - 75 (stroke) And last but not least... Karalana Walker - 103 (natural causes) =============================== FUN FACT The oldest daughter of Karalana and Romeo is Taniyah and she was 90+ years old. She became the oldest living child.

[@blameitonmillie5506]

In Jamaica some people killing people who like the same-sex

[@lexiunicorn3505]

Woah alot of kids

[@twerq]

I mean......people can die from being fainted😂....

[@woww8148]

Lexi Unicorn yeah

[@woww8148]

Boop Buffy some of the kids were gay but had children with the other gender

[@neongray7959]

4:30 why did Lauren sound disappointed that David Matthews was straight lol

[@beaisarat0573]

I had scarlet fever and every time I saw my friend Scarlett she said “I heard you have my fever” lolololol

[@tala0923]

umm i thought i entered lauren's channel but i was wrong i entered david's channel WHO THE HECK IS DAVID!!!!! OMG i got a heart from Lauren 😀😀

[@sleepymony5353]

how did you get/make your profile pic?

[@trashinred9004]

dollify

[@sleepymony5353]

@@trashinred9004 thank you!!

[@sleepymony5353]

you got a heart from Lauren!!! congratulations!!!

[@trashinred9004]

Monmon Sparkle Np

[@kiss4lyn]

Lauren: Man life sucks -_- Yammy: Its fine look at this Lauren: OK ♡ Yammy:I'm such a good freind Btw congrats on all your subs

[@rw7516]

You named your first kid Luna, your fairy horse in one life You named your second Matthew, for your last name Matthew You named your third kid Aurora, Yammy’s fairy horse in one life SO MANY COINCIDENCES

[@isabellamartinez5884]

You are right!

[@peachtea7269]

Lauren Matthew is a adorable name. :)

[@nicholaszack5043]

Also, there's a KZbinr named Matthew, with a kid named Luna

[@boketto4714]

Also, Luna was her EX girlfriend

[@earth2ravenn]

R W She also named her first kid after Matthew’s ex🤫

[@jimins_thighs_are_everythi6894]

This was hilarious!! I just got the game two days ago and I haven’t had any of the adventures you had. I came here from Deligracy’s channel. Thanks for this!

[@lishiee6738]

One of my dudes on BitLife got his girlfriend pregnant at age 14 and she was 15. They ended up having 7 kids 😐

[@stinkylizard625]

omg...its the weaslys

[@aliyahleon8709]

I once got mine pregnant at 14. She gave birth at 15. She had over 20 kids

[@dundee6402]

Harlow’sLife Well technically a 14y guy can get a 15y girl pregnant in real life too

[@autumnmcrae1133]

Harlow’sLife i was 35 in BitLife and oh child died at the age of six by getting struck by lightning 😩😑

[@ine5313]

Yaay babiesssss

[@niall362]

Bitlife where you lose your life playing a fake one

[@unicornlife4773]

emoji tube I think it’s more like lose your soul... like fortnite

[@shatimaadamson]

lol true

[@brookk9560]

Z krew

[@_smolarmykpopstan_6011]

Lmao true

[@NoName-wl7oz]

I got a new born with cancer. I assaulted my kid. I was a drug addict. I had 10 kids. I was a smart and good looking. I illegally immigrated.

[@hayleymarse2853]

Sounds legit

[@Call_me_Ghost_]

Lovely

[@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036]

o h

[@kaydwessie296]

They can’t all be good lives, but they can still be interesting!

[@Aceptional]

ShnowBowl Ramen is Great woahw , your life was amazing looking 😂

[@lmichala_o7l486]

Who’s here after her baby announcement! ☺️ Wish you and your family the best 🥳

[@Amelia._.dixon1]

My name is amelia which makes me feel weird

[@brookemccaig]

STop MaKinG SO MAnny ChIlDREn

[@hicham-9810]

Same xD

[@natsuki1117]

😂

[@amelia-pw2iy]

Omg same!!!

[@luanastars1212]

Someone in my class name is Amelia

[@m33zerella]

My real name is Amelia... Every single time Lauren says Amelia in this video I keep looking over like ‘What-‘

[@tiantian5693]

You mean first name?

[@spacecowgirl4885]

Amelia is my name to

[@m33zerella]

Sophia Yang - Yeah, I said full name cause I’m mostly called by my nickname

[@tiantian5693]

@@m33zerella so your real name?

[@m33zerella]

Sophia Yang - Yeah basically

[@emverycool]

15:15 Lauren it looks like the scenario with your wife means your Ross Geller 😂

[@lexis2523]

are u talking about the tv programme friends

[@galaxydog4260]

Oh yeah lol

[@anamariaapostol]

That's what I was thinking :)))

[@anyamira]

LOL

[@untitledmutt]

Laurel? Yanny? *MoRe LiKe LaUrEn AnD YaMmY*

[@enkevremi]

lol

[@melamory80]

yes

[@flynnthewanderer]

is that the minecraft thing?

[@thefrostedflakes3265]

0:41 can we take a moment to realize how pretty yammy and lauren are

[@VeirdHere]

Agreed they both are queens!

[@backtosweetcreature7817]

Almost yanny and laurel 😮

[@Cam-ft6ce]

BackToSweetCreature n o s t o p

[@angelenaeubank]

BitLife: “YOU HAVE KIDNEY STONES!” Lauren: “Fantastic I’m so excited”😂😂😂

[@_0egghead0_82]

When I played this my father was 69 and the mother was 19•-•

[@sd_card9826]

I played it once. My mom was 13 and my dad was 70 '-'

[@aljsnwbwj8539]

Thundergacha2018 mine was similar. On my 4th life my dad was 63 and my mother was 27. I questioned if this was legal.

[@blackwolf9698]

.......•-• 😐😐

[@StarrTheWitch]

Sugar daddy

[@erikagames2751]

Whoa...

[@johnzhengphotographychannel]

I went into BitLife, and this is what I saw -Start a new random life? -Name: John GAY

[@melamory80]

oop

[@katythecatundertaleandpigg8014]

and ur actual name is john XDDD Oof

[@xalt_ranboo_stanx1064]

LMFAO

[@Gemini_-ri6pq]

Bit life is my fave app! Like if u agree!!

[@simmerslol3246]

Is in one of my favorites but not my favorite

[@karmachadwick1004]

Posted 5 mins ago but comment from 21 mins ago

[@taneilacain-harvey7407]

Hi

[@mastersprogram]

Do you know if it's also on mobile? Cuz I don't have a iPhone

[@sooodby]

...…….Lauren is a dancer now....well....ok...…..TIK TOK MEME-----WOW U CAN REALLY DANCE....

[@call_me_ari339]

GalaxyGamer he zed we've both been dancing all diz time oh what a quesadaaaaaaunce

[@sooodby]

XD …..amazing...@@call_me_ari339

[@loolootumtum7840]

I’m Lauren’s sister now?!!?? Or wait I mean David’s sister Edit:I have never got more than my own like tysm Edit2: how did I get 100 likes tysm?!??

[@brookeflores8857]

U haven't got 10 likes??? LOL.

[@loolootumtum7840]

Brooke Flores ikr

[@chariix_creates]

@@loolootumtum7840 well now ya got 86!! :D

[@pipsindifference]

Libby Griffiths I’m the 100th likee

[@nikaisyanova]

Lol no ur David Matthews sister

[@marleystevens1707]

“Oh I can kill someone I’ll do that later” WHY!!! LAUREN !!! WHY!!!

[@parfay3501]

I have this game and my wife 60 and she’s pregnant... is it possible?

[@completely100percenthuman]

chicachu Yes, my wife was pregnant at 62

[@gachalexiloo987]

Yes

[@drowned_rat]

ye

[@nessard]

chicachu In BitLife anything is possible. :)

[@poppy-ph3vk]

Yes it is. I mean Donald trump was 60 70ish when he had his last kid😕 its not normal though because most of the egg cells are dead. But on the plus side no more periods! 😂😅😶

[@blehblah613]

The video is mainly of you screaming AMELIAAAA 😂😂

[@jan_Soje]

When a digital life is better then your actual life Also... Who won the war between Russia and Australia?

[@lexiunicorn3505]

I want Australia to win my auntie lives there haha😂😂

[@leahisreallyhungry]

I live in Australia so I hope we win lmaoooo

[@senorbleach8860]

Mother Russia

[@kaerayhn]

russiaaaaaaaaa

[@robinchesterfield42]

The audience. :)

[@CH1MS1]

4:16 Dr. Helen Ramsay I didn’t know Gordon Ramsay had a sister who was a doctor

[@crappyanimationz9433]

You named your first child after your ex Lol

[@erikagames2751]

Crappy Animationz lol

[@oliviaspychala7247]

@Crappy Animationz I hoped I wasn’t the only one who noticed that😂 that’s why I was looking in the comment section!!!

[@rxmenqt]

Ikr

[@guyfieri1359]

I have this game and everyone rejected me when I asked them to the dance...

[@brookeromanski9904]

What game

[@crowl_Alluion]

@@brookeromanski9904 bitlife

[@celestialkitten]

Rip

[@lovinit7146]

How sad

[@yuridokidokiliteratureclub4596]

Cri

[@soullymoon9493]

So uh...my name is Helena and my brothers name is David...... *Great*

[@nysmidnight]

yOur brOthEr iS laUrEn

[@Benbadoobee]

My name is also David Say hi to your brother from meh

[@mrsKarrot86]

How u get app I on Android. XD My grammar XD

[@drowned_rat]

iS yOur HUsBand’S nAmE laUrEN???

[@derekschmitz3488]

@@mrsKarrot86 you join the beta group and they give you a link. Google search bitlife beta android and fill out the questions

[@callmekarin3334]

I’ve been watching a couple people play BitLife and it’s so addicting. 💕

[@mollymurphy5354]

One time I had 24 lovers, 12 kids and died @ age 41 from eye cancer

[@rainesierra2668]

Lmao rip

[@nameless9960]

Truly a remarkable life

[@vchrono9839]

Nice

[@isabelleb9442]

I died at 121 My secret was Meditation

[@digi1814]

Oml welp XD

[@lilyposkozim6287]

Trust Lauren to name her baby after her ex.

[@kiwifruitwonders]

and she didn't even realise

[@kiwifruitwonders]

*claps *

[@hyunastudio8503]

Who is lauren all I know here is david

[@spookrie1860]

Lilith Poskistien oof

[@Negative_zerio]

Your Bitlife is falling apart? Oh girl I get chu *my life is falling apart*

[@superior6704]

same

[@forestbays652]

Edgy.

[@jontheartist]

I read the thumbnail as my life is Falling apart.

[@charleasmith4792]

Andrea loves Gachas oof

[@charleasmith4792]

Relatable

[@charlieshaw850]

I just really want to see more of this, Lauren and her Bitlives 😂

[@kenadiesalmon7148]

Hahaha :Lauren:IM FAILING AT LIFE!!!!! :me:IM FAILING AT LIFE TOO!!!!

[@xmelonx8819]

But you are like 9

[@daintyprisma]

I’m failing at life too ;(

[@gachalexiloo987]

Same

[@pomp2237]

Mood

[@recetasdecomidasytratamien5244]

SAAAMMMMEEEE

[@thembelagcilitshana1269]

Haha "your pregnant again AMELIA " you are so funny Like if you think so 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@idkwhattomakemychannelname9613]

I just realized... Yanny and Laurel... Yammy and Lauren..

[@gagastan9901]

Ikr lol

[@chickenwasstolen7855]

:0

[@jxdestxne881]

Me and my cousins were staying up till 12:43 at night and my cousin )played bitlife and had... A one night stand, Dated like 10 girls Had 10 exes. Commit crimes Strangled somebody by putting underwear over their head. Got arrested. Didn't go to college because I told him not to. Became a exorsist My other cousin didn't understand what he was doing,Meanwhile,Me and him were laughing our butts off. Good times.

[@mollierxse1714]

can this be a series??! im sorry im just so exciting one of my favorite youtubers finally made a bitlife video!

[@claramd2250]

Unrelated story about BitLife: I was exploring a new feature, Crime, but then I sneezed. Of course, when you sneeze, your whole body moves. You can’t control it. So I accidentally murdered my newborn baby when I was 26. Feel. My. Pain.

[@Krimson-do1st]

Omfg lol

[@lesfrog649]

Wait... but if you held your phone in one hand and accidentally pressed the murder action with the other... How did you cover your nose and mouth?

[@claramd2250]

I was playing on a tablet on a table. Don’t worry, I’m not a living germ :)

[@rustink.7723]

Make a series of you trying to get all 24 BitLife ribbons it is a bit challenging

[@celestialkitten]

xd a *bit* challenging

[@CB-qt8zq]

Yesssssssssss!!!

[@gillian1774]

Yes! That would be so fun to watch!!!!!

[@lolabest2737]

Rustin K. I got them it’s easy for me

[@isaiah8112]

I only got wasteful, academic,Rich, and hero oof

[@hanhanpanpan]

“Age 3, i am still alive!” ~ Lauren, 2019

[@thehugestnonceyas7719]

*I see your notifaction I click ily!* *AHHH I GOT HEARTED!*

[@maryturner105]

Little fact about BitLife: if you want the most money in it either study finances or nursing then go to either business school or nursing school. Get a Job and you will get a lot of money Or attempt at lottery

[@kirraheussenstamm895]

Mary Turner or go to dental school that’s always good

[@maryturner105]

CrimsonnRose true

[@emmacias]

Omg I love this game so much! Lol Edit: Thanks for the heart!!! 😁

[@Emmagames0]

6:13 *”DANCE”* got me dying 😂😅

[@skippitycoop5517]

I was 73% smart when I was a newborn... Am I mega mind?

[@stefanieubank7081]

woah

[@chaska509]

i was once 100 looks as a newborn

[@dreamloveart]

I was 91

[@mmafuemu]

Same but irl...i knew all the states and capitals when I was 2....now I’m embarrassed (this isn’t a lie) Edit: im sorry this was from a year ago sorry if im bragging

[@idontusethisaccanymore7017]

Stefanie Corless no i was 100%

[@daisyflower9748]

Lauren | I'M FAILING AT LIFE!!!! Me | Oh well we have something in common.

[@doesntmatter5148]

My person had rich parents and weren’t generous so when my character went to college they wouldn’t pay so I had my character kill both of the parents leaving her with a ton of money and then you know cheated on spouse had two kids they died in though you had another three kids one given up for adoption and then you again married two times also my character went to prison for throwing a party with underage drinkers so two years prison and then she died at 83 because she was helping a lady who is drowning but then she drowned

[@isla7127]

Dracøhuffelclaw P!atd YOUR USERNAME IS AMAZING I LOVE PANIC! AND HARRY POTTER

[@juniper4267]

good life tbh

[@leeknow7813]

*Lauren:breaks up with luna* *Also Lauren: names the child luna*

[@atsirtblack9213]

Lauren here is a video idea you should make this but in the sims, so like the time line is from BitLife but you play the timeline in the the sims! Thanks love your videos

[@katiegrace1]

Hope you liked the video she did that on

[@hiddenunderahood2052]

DavidzSide

[@annie-tb2sq]

HiddenUnderAHood lol yea she’s David now

[@jimmywynn8962]

Hahahahahahahahahah Davidzside

[@ceryscez2678]

1:07 Should I be questioning why the fetus has a Santa hat?

[@ceryscez2678]

@@shelleymccormick932 I just thought it was strange that the creator gave the fetus a Santa hat, that's all x)

[@annechan9332]

Maybe the mother ate it lol jk

[@aa-rm5sw]

@@shelleymccormick932 we don't know when these thing are filmed, but we know when they are uploaded, i thought the same thing.

[@thisnameisverycreative4012]

Shhhh, don’t question it.

[@STAAR_KIING15]

It’s crazy that she’s pregnant now. I’m so happy for her!

[@_..jolene.._]

I agree. When I saw that I was so shocked. But, I am also happy for her. Her and Bobby are so cute together.💖

[@madelineloyd6074]

Never trust someone with two first names

[@cooljzw_2695]

Madeline Loyd LOL

[@pinklemonade1115]

Madeline Loyd oop my name is taylor cole

[@iamtamzin7035]

My names Tamzin-Olivia I-

[@ogkubzscouter743]

I am Tamzin ooo I love that

[@brybry.]

Just me or her son has the same name as last name

[@bincabonka]

This was so funny, if you want could you make more Bitlife videos?💜💜😊

[@itsjustmeofficial]

I just realized Lauren named her 1st daughter after her ex girlfriend. They are both called Luna.

[@whiske_bisk123]

I have an idea for a challenge! I call it “Too Much Money” basically the goal of the challenge is to have over 15 houses, over 25 cars, and over 100,000 dollars! But there’s a twist, once every five years you have to commit a crime that gives you money, so murder is out of the question, AND if you’re arrested the challenge has been lost, but you can redeem the challenge if you’re able to escape, but you can only attempt escape 3 times! Objectives, •over 15 houses •over 25 cars •over 100,000 dollars •crime every 5 years •don’t be arrested •redeem by escaping (only 3 tries) •the rest is up to you...!

[@redfoxgaming8239]

Wow... your life is... AMAZING!!!!!

[@goldenbacon1572]

*_A M E L I A !_*

[@GarbageGr3ml1n]

Golden Bacon lol

[@danbailey7650]

What?

[@lewin1745]

My name is Emilia but it’s spelt differently

[@anncolyer5448]

Pro tip for anyone with Android devices: it's called InstLife on Android, not bitlife.

[@anncolyer5448]

@The Wandering Soul o ok

[@kindlelover1974]

THANK U

[@danisnotonfiretm6131]

Protip...

[@chloeg2437]

@The Wandering Soul No instlife is less fun and don't have much interactions

[@blinkmaen]

Oh I love that game. I started playing it when it was in its early access stage. Its in the beta stage now.

[@sofiayoutube1277]

lauren: why luna!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont you now Im dave matthews?! me: his name is david mathews! HUGE fan lauren!!!!!

[@worldversusd3537]

One time I was playing InstLife and one of my friends was over at my house and while I let them get a glass of water, my InstLife character died in a fire and I was like *"D'OH"* and my friend came in and was like "...what the hell are you doing?"🤣

[@amelia-nq9cf]

I herd YOUR PREGNAT AGAIN AMELIA!! And my name is Amelia I was so scared lmao 😂😂

[@TLWRin]

I’ve been playing BitLife since around 7/18/18... lol never expected someone I watch would play the game I’m so addicted to! The oldest I’ve lived to is 118 and my husband lived to 111 XD

[@lmfaooo00]

lauren: "ooohh lets get together with this girl named *luna!* *luna breaks up with lauren* lauren: "NOOO luna i loved uuuuuu!!!!" *gets together with another girl and other girl has child* lauren: "how about we name the child.... *luna!*