i have a dark secret

[@sarahann74]

I just love the contrast of how deep Garrett’s voice is when he’s being serious vs how incredibly squeaky it gets when he’s excited 😂

[@fanoftoast]

I feel like my voice does this too and then I feel like I’m being fake sometimes when I talk, and seeing he’s like this too makes me feel better LOL

[@kelsea7264]

*straight voice* lmao

[@SketchingWithSarah]

His range is INSANE!! Confirmed in Grapes (Disposable Income) 🔥

[@Kacenka35]

Oh I’m so glad someone else loves it too. I always notice and get so excited about it lol

[@ashlynchat]

@@fanoftoast yes! I think we’re just able to express how we’re feeling

[@erinhaley2202]

I feel like Garrett and Andrew balance each out perfectly

[@garrettunhinged]

biiiiig facts

[@RachelTheVlogger]

@@garrettunhingedI ordered a hoodie looking forward to it shipping in June 😊. I’m a British buyer by the way.

[@SaintShion]

​@@garrettunhinged not my chesticles being 36" but the rest of me is a medium 😢 Are you gonna do bigger sizes than 3XL? I like to be swimming in my tops, like I'm in a reverse movie of BIG. Def still buying the unhinged sweater tho....

[@xoxoxoxoxii]

@@garrettunhinged Garrette your so handsome . Your perfect dude 🥹 I know I don’t like girls but girls like u lololol!!

[@VampirexEva]

YES EXACTLY

[@englishatheart]

**Cries in poor** I would buy everything and support your lovely self if I could. I'm so proud of you and what you've accomplished. Those of you who can afford merch, buy that shiz, yo! This man deserves it. ❤

[@IzzieHayashi]

I can relate, I’m about to have a baby but I would love to buy some merch from Gar

[@estefizamora]

same, because of difference in pesos and dollars, for me would cost an arm and a leg to buy merch from any person I follow 😩

[@cookefamilyadventures1049]

Same girl same

[@lele1508]

Same I just paid off my classes for the semester 😭 I’m so proud of him and how far he’s gotten ❤

[@Raevynwing]

Absolutely. If I had any spare cash right now I absolutely would. I will have to wait.

[@Amanda-ji3tp]

Every single video Garret makes in his house feels like a sleepover at a friends house but you haven’t spent a lot of alone time with them so it’s kinda awkward so they just show you everything in their room 😂

[@afireinside142]

This is so accurate 😂

[@aeonflux-mu9mt]

100%

[@SophieMaria13]

LOL😂😂

[@Ookleton]

wait

[@pagingdrbitchcraft]

Nailed it 😆

[@bitchystrawberrytidalwave8703]

"Make you think I was a serious boy" 😭🥺 he's adorable.

[@Blackmjc]

I appreciate the designs actually look like you've put a lot of thought into them and isn't just your name and that's it. They look like inside joke graphic shirts and that's the best.

[@scurbbb]

Garrett i cant afford to buy your merch right now but you know when i can im buying a bunch!!! Please support this wonderful human being if you can! love you Garrett you deserve the world

[@garrettunhinged]

Oh my gosh I am just so delighted you are here. And I know how it is. Some artists I want to buy all their merch and my wallet is like "bro"

[@Grey-hp9gf]

@@garrettunhinged so why did you make it so expensive?😂😅

[@jynxthefaerie8466]

@@Grey-hp9gf so he can buy the other artists Merch lmao

[@Grey-hp9gf]

@@jynxthefaerie8466 he just doesn’t care lol it’s just a cash grab

[@Grey-hp9gf]

@@jynxthefaerie8466 he needs to realize the only reason he can travel and makes money is from his fans and instead of making something affordable and giving back to them he uses selfishness and makes prices sky high so he can get again profit while they get they shit end of the stick tbh

[@gothicxromantic]

You could have so easily slapped your name on a shirt and made bank, but you actually took the time to make something fun and creative and artsy. I literally love this channel so much. 😭

[@amayalivingston6438]

I can’t wait to read your secrets Garret!!!

[@lucieholmes4440]

There is not a single person on this earth I want to see succeed more than Garrett

[@hannahscott6823]

I physically screamed when I got this notification. My day gets so much lighter and happier when Garrett enters it. I can’t wait to get some merch, finally!

[@trashmammal111]

Your neighbors probably aren’t a huge fan of you then …. But they don’t understand the experience that a garret video is!! 😂❤

[@hannahscott6823]

No they don’t!!! How can one explain the magic of a Garrett video?!?

[@Esterscape]

I read ”dad” instead of day and was very confused at first lol

[@planetaryg0]

honestly the amount of seretonin this man gives me is unexplainable!!

[@afroborilafemme]

Andrew totally wanted to say “usual franticity” 9:11 and I 100% approve that word. ❤😂

[@KayleeGo]

Garret I hope your merch blows up you absolutely deserve everything you make me laugh all the time and it is your time to shine this is why I love you ❤

[@NancyGomez-tx1ww]

OMG that intro ! I was so relieved when I herd that high pitch voice filled with joy I really thought something bad happend to you!!! VERY HAPPY YOUR OKAY AND THRIVING!

[@em5114]

Saaaaame! 😂

[@elliahclark2946]

You can tell you put so much effort into them and are genuinely excited about about what you’re putting out and they look soo sick my birthday was yesterday I’m gonna cry😭

[@RioRav]

I love you Garrett.. But Please please please can you and Andrew please bring Sweet Boys back! You could even do just a couple episodes a year, we would so love it!! I miss you guysss

[@garrettunhinged]

* *noted* *

[@RioRav]

@@garrettunhinged * *SCREAMING* * * in a very excited cute way not in a terrifying witch way *

[@daniellee.e_x]

Garrettt, the merch looks amazing, I love it! I unfortunately can't buy any this time but am excited for new drops in the future

[@garrettunhinged]

Dude I could not believe how quickly they sold!!!!

[@veronicaperez5058]

@@garrettunhinged you should have done an auction for them! I bet you would have raised so much money

[@_RavishingRaven_]

​@@veronicaperez5058facts!!

[@andrea.dandelion]

Just bought some clothing! Soooo excited to be repping your merch. You deserve it, Garrett! We all love you so much and are so proud of you!!

[@nat71402]

Any day is a better day when Garrett uploads ❤

[@chemicalime]

SO TRUE

[@haleygyetvai]

I GOT THE HAUNTED ELIXIR BOX AND THE MIDNIGHT ECLIPSE CREWNECK and when I tell you I LITERALLY wiped sweat off of my head after the order went through😂😂 I am so beyond excited for these to come in❤️

[@drewc9488]

I was shopping in the store and didn’t see the text notif until I left and the box was already sold out. Great job gettin it !!!!!!!!

[@haleygyetvai]

I went to war to get it I’ll tell ya rn😂

[@nadiajohnston5615]

So excited for the merch! Love you Garrett!! 💕

[@urgaydemise]

I won't get to buy any merch this time, but I plan to in the future! So happy for you and excited to see what you do in the near and far future and other kinds of merch you create! :) The drop looks so good!

[@garrettunhinged]

Thank you, Ramone. Geeked for you to get in on a future THING

[@iszhura]

Big golden retriever energy, I love it

[@jacquicatalano3494]

The pan down to his sandals after he said “I was trying to be a serious boy”😂

[@MacabreLondon]

I am so enjoying what a regular boi you’ve become!!!! ❤❤❤regular Garrett uploads are what makes the world go round

[@raynsmith6759]

I can't believe you'd keep this from us for so long Garrett. 😔 Thank you for speaking about it and I hope many more talk about this. Joking aside, so excited these are out! I've been with ya' for a good while and I'm so happy to see this and I hope more good comes your way. 💕

[@delaneyfaulkner8993]

I'm so excited!! I had this on my calendar since your main channel video announcing it and IMMEDIATELY bought a hoodie! so happy for you Garrett

[@crusty1012]

Garrett's chaos is honestly getting me through my finals week

[@cel_f]

hi garrett!! just wanted to say no matter when you upload its always so amazing to watch your content!! it's just a mixture of everything and just feels like home!! whether its on this account or your main channel.. always looking forward to it ❤❤

[@amarliathomson8497]

Garret, I hope you realise how much your videos mean to so many people (myself included). Just bought some merch and wish you the absolute best, you deserve it!

[@loveableloser5]

The chaos of this video is everything 🤣♥️

[@dig1tal_l0ser]

garretts merch is honestly the coolest looking merch i have seen in a FAT minute. go garrett!!!!!

[@garrettunhinged]

Yoooooo! Let's GO!!

[@dig1tal_l0ser]

@@garrettunhinged GARRETTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! HEY BESTIE

[@rogenamarieanderson4522]

Love the videos when Andrew films. Him and Garrett have such great friend chemistry ❤❤

[@awesomeadamfrom2099]

So awesome Garrett congratulations .

[@minastuart7025]

Garrett I’m so proud of you dude. Been here since the vine days and you’ve come so far and I love watching you grow 🖤

[@TrashPandaPlanet]

My husband just bought me the hoodies and crewneck and I just bought the secrets shirt. I am so freaking excited!!!!!!! Happy early birthday to me! Thank you Garrett!!!❤

[@Dtoler1124]

Dude so glad to see you are back to posting again. Congratulations on the new Merch as well, you deserve all the support and success, and I'm here for it - Nothing but good vibes here 😊

[@Beazles]

Take all of my money!! My blind cat and I love your videos your giggles of joy bring happiness to her echolocating kitty heart. Just discovered your second channel here what a treasure trove of miraculous hijinks!!

[@SWEETB0YSS]

i’m so so so happy you have merch now and for the people who are able to get it!! I CANT WAIT TO SEE EVERYONE IN THEIR GARRETT DRIP

[@jimmymoon1325]

This is literally the coolest looking merch! I'm definitely gonna pick up a piece. 🤩🥳 Like, not even my favorite top music artists have merch that looks this good. its between the unhinged sweatshirt and that spooky ookie hoodie 🥰

[@aa-dn2hv]

It is IMPOSSIBLE to have a bad day when the world's bestest Garrett is all happy & lovely & wonderful on the screen ♥️ I love you big time ♥️

[@lindsaymorris2372]

People don’t realize how much work and money goes into a merch line. His stuff is great quality as well so it’s well worth the price.

[@13323pie]

I panicked and put it on my credit card in case that hoodie sells out because I’m absolutely obsessed and I’ve been waiting for yeaaaars!! I’m SO excited!!

[@skai5020]

when you announced merch i screamed im so hype, i bought your youtooz when it came out and im SO EXCITED YOU HAVE YOUR OWN MERCH!!! i bought the haunted powers crewneck and i mightttt go back for the secrets shirt depending how much money i make this weekend lol. also I LOVE SLEEVE DESIGNS SO THIS IS THE PERFECT COLLECTION!! idk why but sleeve graphics make my lil gremlin brain happy :)

[@Ko-fz7lx]

I got so excited when i saw this. you’ve really helped show me that it’s so much better to be your authentic self in life. thank you so much ❤

[@TheAnastyB]

The quickest purchase I’ve ever made, so excited!! The hoodie will be perfect for Australian winter 👻💜✨

[@pragyasingh2297]

I squeaked when I saw the IG post for this

[@kitterz8529]

I don't usually buy merch but Garrett merch? Never clicked buy now so fast. Can't wait for it to arrive. ❤

[@LMCSM]

I hope you're okay, Garrett. I've been checking everyday to make sure I haven't missed an upload but still nothing and it's been over a month. I'm really struggling mentally and you're the only person that helps me and you're the best distraction. I'm just re-watching old videos until you upload. I just really hope you're okay and just busy with merch etc. Lots of love 😘

[@gracieweed7045]

showing the inside of the shirt and both of them giggling was my favorite part. AND THE SKELETON LEGS BAHAHA the little song and dance and then he just yeeted them

[@BonaldBerry]

this man brightens my day every time he uploads

[@el_doherty]

Garrett i’ve been watching you for the past 6 years and you’ve really helped me through some hard times, and i’ve been waiting for your merch for so long you’ve absolutely smashed it, its so unique and so YOU thank you for everything you do 🤍

[@isabellahoft8389]

garret you’re literally a model

[@Carmi15]

So proud of you Garrett!!! So happy both you with Andrew thriving!! 🎉❤

[@cat-yk2we]

You and Andrew are such cute friends ❤

[@KreeKreeVlogs]

🤩🤩🤩 me in my ripe old age have never been excited about merch! But this I am living for!

[@thatonegirljayna]

Omg Garrett, you scared me in the beginning but yeah we know about your merch and it's amazing, so proud of you❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@emihanda3677]

The merch store opened on my birthday!!! ^^ Bought a cute hoodie immediately!! Thank you Garrett

[@brandonjahve8008]

Hello Emi

[@kimglover6111]

Best merch ever ❤ And absolutely the best unveiling of merch ever 😂😂

[@MrsJanice-P.O.M.Agency]

I'm so excited and proud of you for finally coming out with merch. The designs are beautiful btw. But I just want more nick-nacks/figurines/toys. Because when I think of Garrett, I don't see clothes. I see random collectibles that have meaning.

[@brandonjahve8008]

Hello Janice

[@myranda7696]

*Gets notification garrett posted* Drops everything to be here for it. ❤

[@e.h.benner9124]

The wand being the cursor is such a freaken cute touch. and its also very nostalgic I remember always changing my cursor to cool things when I was younger.

[@Laroling]

I knew Garrett joined a baby eating cult where they serve them like filet mignon with a nicoise salad and honestly I respect it.❤

[@cloutlessmouse]

garret: im a serious boy *is literally dressed like a minecraft villager*

[@MeHungeee]

Garrett's laugh makes my day!

[@taylorgepescarroll3645]

I just ordered the Eclipse Crew Neck and its going to be worth every cent. It looks amazing and I can't wait to wear it out and about. Thank you for releasing merch Garrett!!

[@Bianca1207-g5f]

Garrett is actually such a good actor like when Andrew and him do a bit I kind of can’t tell sometimes he can say so much with a straight face 😭

[@rachaeliris882]

On the last day of your merch drop I got some really great employment news, which was obviously a sign from the universe that I needed to treat myself to some Garrett merch. Can’t wait for the delivery. Love you. ❤️

[@shannon-7442]

All of your merch looks so good and youre website looks amazing, it has some really great graphics good work and well done Garrett!

[@BuildItToday]

This whole video felt like a throwback to the FRED videos and I'm so here for it!

[@fil0sofia]

I absolutely LOVE the unhinged crewneck! Would totally buy if I weren't on a no-buy this year and if I were rich so paying for international shipping, custom fees etc wouldn't hurt lol. You did great!

[@Kickbackjustrelax]

I'm so happy to see after these years that you've got your own amazing merch 😊 I just ordered mine! Keep being your kick ass self, I'm so excited to see this take off for you 💗

[@nondescript123]

I love your new eye glasses, Garrett. My mother had similar ones in the late 90’s and she’s a neat lady.

[@teresitaaa]

your merch is so sick bro, like genuinely. I can't afford to get any this time but hopefully I'll have a stable job for next time!

[@sarahdeaver4981]

Hahahaha Garrett.... He is just a precious, chaos, loyalty, driven individual!!! I love him!!! He would probably be the best friend to have!!!

[@natbutler4333]

garrett i love you so much. i feel like you were the whole reason i watched shane dawson and it makes my heart so happy to see you and andrew being chaotic cuties together without all the drama. you are a gem 💖

[@VictorySchlund]

Thank you SO much for making sweatshirts!! I only wear long sleeves so it's really rare for me to get any merch since it's always T-shirts, and this design is ON POINT, love graphic sleeves, OMW.

[@_baert]

I knew this was going to be serious when it started with the camera grab start and the heavy sigh.

[@haleygoodebiddle3692]

This is some of the most fun March I’ve ever seen. So excited to see what you make next!

[@kayleeellrod3587]

I clicked the link to the store as soon as I got it and the glasses and vials were already sold out 😂 but I got my hands on the eclipse crew neck and I caannnoottttt wait! Thank GOD I got paid today lol! Never been more excited for merch in my life ❤

[@emmaanderson5654]

The merch captures you and your channel so perfectly, I hope i’m able to grab something before it sells out!! cant wait to see what else is to come :D

[@KeshTee-]

Ooooo congratulations!!!! I was screaming when I got the text that your merch dropped! You're such a lovely, amazing, human being 🤍🤍🤍

[@lastcarhome]

Discord notifications are top tier. 🎉 thanks for always entertaining us! Can't wait for this sick merch

[@MaraBaelish]

YES! Just bought myself Unhinged for my bday next month. Looking forward to it arriving in June! ❤❤❤

[@mcrishlife123321]

I've literally bought merch once before in my life from the band PUP, and I just bought the secret shirt!!! I'm so excited! Thank you!

[@PearlofHades]

I just got my murch yesterday, I love it so much, it is so comfy and very cool. Thank you for the cool stuff.

[@calcium4600]

the designs are so gorgeous! best youtuber merch i’ve seen in a while seeing as you’ve remained one of my favourite creators for years, when i have the money will definitely be looking into it ☺️☺️

[@emilybender9012]

GARRETT ur inclusive sizing is EVERYTHING!!!!!!! Not only going up to 3XL but having an XS option?!?!? Chef's MF kiss! Thank you for remembering the petite babies

[@delainyj]

This was such a fun surprise. I've been binge watching Sweet Boys again. ❤ Congratulations Garrett!! Love the merch 👕 😄

[@spunkransom143]

I got this midnights shirt. Im so excited and unbelievably proud of you. You are such a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Thanks for everything Garrett!

[@megangilding9285]

Bought the secrets top as soon as it dropped and I am SO EXCITED and also SO PROUD of you. Beyond happy for you. Love ya

[@callmebiz7887]

Just spent my entire paycheck on your merch I am SO EXCITED! Thank you for being so awesome Garrett!❤❤

[@garrettunhinged]

OH MY GOSH YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO ME 🥲

[@logistic528]

literally lmaoo :')

[@mel_gxk]

The hoodie (and everything else too) is just so cool omg😫 i hope the next drop has a black version of the unhinged sweater that would be awesome

[@katelyn8715]

Can’t wait to get my Unhinged crewneck!! Your merch was clearly made with love.Thank you 💕

[@jenlyn7391]

I ordered my Secret shirt! Can't wait til you drop some short sleeves too, will definitely be buying those!

[@marilynjubileerose]

this is everything!!! I cant wait to represent the very shenanigans that I adore!

[@zoeh232]

The excited noises when I got the text "from Garrett"... ahh I'm so happy for you! Once I start this new job I plan to buy some merch 🥰 Thank you for doing it the way YOU wanted. It shows how much you understand your audience hehe

[@logistic528]

I GASPED AND SCREAMED INTERNALLY!!!! I have been waiting ALL WEEK. This made finals week so much better!! I got the midnight secrets sweatshirt andddd the unhinged sweatshirt. LITERALLY SO EXCITED. So happy for youuu, you deserve all the support (': also LOVE that someone bought the glasses, makes me happy!! Also the wand cursor in the PC is so cute🥰 props to who coded it (*im going into that line of work and it’s so impressive🤯*)

[@LaLaPa91]

Garret and Andrew have the perfect combination of energy. Like if the perfect vibe for dream parents ever existed. It’s them. ❤ Love your videos been following for a long time.

[@brandonjahve8008]

Hello Lauren How are you

[@leahvigs]

AHHHHHHH i’ve been waiting for this since you announced it 😭 i set an alarm and bought the haunted powers hoodie minutes after launch!!!!! IM SO EXCITED I LOVE YOU GARRETT