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@DaSheepKiller4 ай бұрын
“Today I owe Morbius an apology” -Actual quote from a review of Madame Web
@beeburn04 ай бұрын
😭😭
@gamerule184 ай бұрын
Link it I wanna read em
@DaSheepKiller4 ай бұрын
@@gamerule18it’s a review of the movie on Rotten Tomatoes, just go there and scroll through all the reviews of the movie, you’ll eventually find it.
@Cursetrust4 ай бұрын
Someone please tell me this is a joke
@Croutonium4 ай бұрын
@@Cursetrust Nope. Jacksfilms posted a screenshot of it.
@edmo14504 ай бұрын
Morbius walked so that Madame Web can drown. Literally
@Dont_Read_My_Picture4 ай бұрын
Don't read my name!
@mhoang20064 ай бұрын
Its webbin time
@doomer17o4 ай бұрын
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture bot
@sparklynunu4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@imaginationpowers43554 ай бұрын
More like stumbled.
@beatstick49634 ай бұрын
The real stinker is the fact that the villain is defeated by a giant Pepsi sign
@Copykat96i3 ай бұрын
Pepsi is stronger than spider-man😂
@tacobanana65383 ай бұрын
Movie so bad that Pepsi man had to come and Beat the Villain for them
@GhostOfKiev20233 ай бұрын
Exactly, who wrote this garbage, someone who thinks Road Runner cartoons and Three Stooges are fine art?
@shirothr53843 ай бұрын
@@GhostOfKiev2023 Those are fine art, This movie is not
@GhostOfKiev20233 ай бұрын
@@shirothr5384 you've got a point there, Road Runner and the Three Stooges were creative and funny. The writers of Madame Web never had an original thought in their lives.
@randomlynamed33534 ай бұрын
He has the power to poison people by gripping them tightly? When your villain's power is less effective than a gun it's time for a rewrite.
@ralphdary70503 ай бұрын
Sounds like he should be recreated as one of Spidey's C List foes.
@salvatoredivencenzo20463 ай бұрын
Less effective than a gun is crazy😂😂😂 what a lame fucking villain
@danscollegeadventures46623 ай бұрын
He’s actually immune to bullets
@alihosseinzadeh60203 ай бұрын
Uuhhmmm beside having super strength and super high speed and durability you mean?!! 😅
@An_Average_Idiot3 ай бұрын
@@alihosseinzadeh6020 Yeah, but like every other villain has that for some reason so high speed, durability, and strength doesn't really mean much after that.
@mingyuhuang89444 ай бұрын
Madame Web is truly the anti-movie. The movie no one wanted and nobody thought would ever be good. Sony has truly gone sicko mode for this
@sixonepm4 ай бұрын
It's borderline experimental.
@luigirblx94894 ай бұрын
Fuck you for not wanting madame web
@Dont_Read_My_Picture4 ай бұрын
Don't read my name!
@MythicalSkull134 ай бұрын
Madame Web could easily be a good film in the hands of literally any other writer, but I agree sick mode maxed out
@Krizzle_4 ай бұрын
I mean, there are a lot of films nobody “wants” but are still made, and sometimes become popular
@generalveers95444 ай бұрын
The fact that those two writers have only those movies to their names, and yet keep getting work is just flat out suspicious.
@DanielAlves-xe4om4 ай бұрын
Either they have some serious dirt on people, or its a classic case of failing upwards
@Qiwiartz4 ай бұрын
Its connections honestly
@yueuphoria89524 ай бұрын
Probably nepotism.
@MaxEisenhardt6164 ай бұрын
Very few people in Hollywood and the movie scene in general are actually hired for their talent. It is the second most corrupt place in the world, second only to the Congress.
@TikiMast3r4 ай бұрын
As someone who used to work in film, 90% of the people who work there are due to nepotism.
@murphyman78923 ай бұрын
My personal favorite nickpick is how Dakota Johnson kidnaps the girls, leaves them in the woods for 3 hours, then by the time she’s back, someone in the diner already has a newspaper about the kidnapping. How did all of that happen so quickly especially in 2003
@Sylvester45713 ай бұрын
Because of doggy writing
@JACG3 ай бұрын
Can we mention that in the same general sequence, the same song is shown playing both at the diner and on the taxi radio which is a 30 minute walk away, and is still playing when Cassie gets to the diner? Not only this but Ezekiel gets to the diner after her when she walks in the vision, but before her when she drives there. The entire thing is a hot mess.
@Keenskopf3 ай бұрын
Thats not a nitpick
@liamx66362 ай бұрын
@@Sylvester4571 dodgy*
@Sylvester45712 ай бұрын
@@liamx6636 no. Doggy shit writing. The writing, was DOGGY
@theuntimelyhippo72323 ай бұрын
An even worse example of how much thought was put into this movie is how is Casey able to book a plane ticket to Peru, in New York, while being wanted by the police for an alleged kidnapping AND while evil guy has her face and can track her every move.
@joshuashaw2923Ай бұрын
Also this was set in like 2003, 2 years after 9/11. I was just born but my parents will tell you it was a NIGHTMARE traveling then even when you’re not wanted for… ya
@Random-sk6hm17 күн бұрын
And she returns after 1 week exactly at the time to save them when the villain finally tracks them down
@rgr2484 ай бұрын
Having Morbius and Madame Web next to each other in your resume must have the power to instantly blind whoever is reading it when trying to hire you. Back to back legendary stinkers
@Curleyconcon4 ай бұрын
And yet these people WILL keep getting work.
@CrimsonCreationAGM4 ай бұрын
At least Morbius was memeable, shit literally dominated meme culture back in 2022 cuz its so bad its good. Madame Web is just a plain stinker.
@craigyeates18544 ай бұрын
And I the only one who unironically liked morbius?
@rubyraptor4 ай бұрын
@@craigyeates1854I assume this comment is being ironic
@olomarcakes4 ай бұрын
@@rubyraptorhe just said he unironically likes it, but i hope hes kidding
@SheldonCooperStan4 ай бұрын
It was doomed when they hired Morbius writers.
@Lilblaisy234 ай бұрын
Charlie audience is cringe like you
@Reaper01284 ай бұрын
What’s funny is I bet it’s worse than morbius😭
@TheStickCollector4 ай бұрын
They morbed too hard apparently. Assuming that joke isn't dead already.
@garfieldfan9254 ай бұрын
bazinga
@Chadius_Thundercock4 ай бұрын
Man Sony can’t movie make for shit
@corbin1014 ай бұрын
Remember when right after her EMT friend died in the car accident (which she clearly grieved hard over) she was in her apt and realized she “saved” the bird who flew into the window by replaying the event and opened the window so it just flew in? It randomly cuts to her in a train station (where she meets the other protagonists, who all just so happen to be in the same place while the villain is looking for them 3 specifically) maybe implying that she was going to his funeral to try and replay the event to save him (?) but suddenly just forgets about her dead EMT friend after seeing the girls and it’s literally never mentioned again, not even by Ben when she sees him later…
@themusicaljunkie374 ай бұрын
They really did my boy Mike Epp dirty......
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism3 ай бұрын
I didn't even know it was Mike Epps until the moment before he died. Lmao
@Dutchmaster7073 ай бұрын
@@themusicaljunkie37I thought it was a bootleg lookin Mike Epps lmao
@BlackStarRyo4 ай бұрын
Here are some things I noted seeing this trainwreck. 1.) if you are gonna pull the plates off a taxi, Don't just fucking leave them on the ground. 2.)And why would you remove the fucking tags in the first place the god damn tag is the actual taxi number that is all over the fucking car anyway. 3.)Can anybody explain why a Pepsi-Cola factory down at the docks in Queens New York was just filled to the rafters with fireworks? The fuck are you putting in those pepsi cans? Grenades? 4.) Dude. Why the fuck would you JUMP INTO the Ambulance barreling at you. like just duck???
@cfunited68853 ай бұрын
I noticed something lmao. The girls made a fire in the forest snd completely left it unattended in the middle of the forest to go eat 😂
@wafflemation688722 күн бұрын
i noticed these too, and when I notice weird shit in movies that's how you know its bad 😭 my taste in movies isn't great, but even i didn't like this one.
@Random-sk6hm17 күн бұрын
5.) CPR on someone who's alive 6.) She's a wanted fugitive but managed to fly from New York to Peru 7.) The police don't keep looking for 3 missing girls 8.) The girls have no powers at all so they're dead weight 9.) How is the villain so rich 10.) How is girl whose father has been deported afford her apartment 11.) Why randomly teach the girls CPR
@DaLovelyAlex13 күн бұрын
There are answers to some of your questions in the actual movie I just can't be asked to help you understand em, I don't know why the police are useless 😭 But 11. Is literally explained when she says he can poison Stops the heart, The CPR can offset That ykwim. i really liked the movie 😂❤
@DaLovelyAlex13 күн бұрын
He didn't see it 😭 he didn't know what the hell was happening, He's not the best villain 😭
@Hailstormful4 ай бұрын
It amazes me how some producers and directors get handed 100 million dollar projects, fumble them spectacularly multiple times and just... get more jobs?
@seancarter64924 ай бұрын
That's how the entire planet is run now. It's unforgivable.
@chase47924 ай бұрын
it's called failing upwards
@faustsin93664 ай бұрын
They probably have the softest lips and smoothest touches in Hollywood that's why .
@moonborn-musti60514 ай бұрын
Maybe a money laundering scheme.
@quinn74274 ай бұрын
Imagine how different the world could be if we spent our money a little differently...
@urmamajoe4 ай бұрын
being interrupted by an ad for madame web was the icing on the cake for this video
@JasonHenson19754 ай бұрын
lmao
@AlkalineInsides4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 wow
@cazza7103 ай бұрын
christ imagine not using an adblock in 2024
@noname-bv4lh3 ай бұрын
@@cazza710 could be on mobile...
@oMaC-3.03 ай бұрын
@@cazza710 😐
@eliteavenger67633 ай бұрын
I fell asleep towards the end of the movie. I woke up after she got blind. I asked my girl, "did she get blind?" she was like "I'm not sure, I fell asleep too"
@flowerbloom578212 күн бұрын
Lmao 😂😂
@idolization18314 ай бұрын
The way the bad guys lines sounded worse than S1 Hawkmoth is crazy
@nicklapallo90903 ай бұрын
That is... a really, *really* low bar too.
@oblivioussd69793 ай бұрын
And it still failed to meet it@@nicklapallo9090
@AkiraSpikes3 ай бұрын
Noway It can't be more generic than his lines He sounded great btw
@raider360X_sot2 ай бұрын
We bout to get evilized with this one
@AirbusA380_Jr4 ай бұрын
I bought tickets for this movie last night. Almost every seat in the theater was taken, and it has a capacity of about 75. When I walked in the movie theater it was packed full of Spider-Man fan boys and nerds. The film starts, and about 10 minutes into the actual movie, 30 people walk out. And throughout the span of the movie, me and 4 others were the only ones who stayed for the rest of the movie. Madame Web really isn’t as bad as you heard guys, it’s so much worse.
@Volti-Vagra4 ай бұрын
"Madame Web really isn’t as bad as you heard guys, it’s so much worse." Its a level of *Shit ™* that surpasses even the most versed vocabulary.
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero4 ай бұрын
It really surprises me that people will have the confidence to buy a ticket for a modern movie and walk in with ZERO knowledge or seeing what the vibe is. Back when movies were consistently good sure maybe, but past few years have been a minefield of hot trash with some gems in between.
@Robin5034 ай бұрын
Good thing they were all somewhat resonable..
@lawrencetalbot83464 ай бұрын
I am just wondering how many relationships ended because guys made the stupid decision to bring their gf/wives to see this awful movie on Valentines Day.
@SsgtDucky4 ай бұрын
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZerothat’s why zero expectations makes shit movies so much fun
@bucknekked4 ай бұрын
You know it’s bad when Charlie doesn’t hold back the spoilers
@iamtheexaggerator27604 ай бұрын
Literally nobody cares about this abomination
@twosixradg4 ай бұрын
bc he knows we arent gonna watch it anyway 😂
@z345678901234564 ай бұрын
There are no spoilers when there’s no plot
@themanwithnothingtolose3 ай бұрын
Whose gonna watch it anyway?
@CarlaCollins-mh1ii3 ай бұрын
Oh I watched it... I'll never get that time or money back. What's worse, I'm stuck with the memory of it🤦🏾♀️😩😠
@Woopor3 ай бұрын
The funniest part is the CPR scene. she literally is tapping on his chest when she’s supposed to be pressing hard enough to literally break his rib cage
@NoFirstNoLastName3 ай бұрын
One thing that annoyed me is how long it takes to establish that it’s 2003. First I saw the phone and thought that was weird, then I saw the Beyoncé Dangerously in Love then of course Toxic, but they didn’t really do the “show don’t tell” very well. You establish a time period early in the film.
@SuperShaq0073 ай бұрын
I think they say it in the very beginning of the film after the sequence with her mom
@Random-sk6hm17 күн бұрын
Same I forgot until Toxic came on
@KevinCantCrook4 ай бұрын
You failed to mention how the villain’s voice hardly ever matched his lips. It’s almost like they scratched 80% of his lines and had him just voice over everything.
@S475-pb2dp4 ай бұрын
Hollywood films are lazy af. WWZ had that problem too. Rewrites cost a lot of money. Especially if you rewrite the entire damn movie. If you have to rewrite an entire movie, that's probably saying that you shouldn't be making it. And no one wants to see embarrassing dubbing.
@vinnytalks_4 ай бұрын
I thought I was tripping during his dialogue. It barely matched
@jjcoola9984 ай бұрын
I bet they did like three or four re-writes lmao the people telling the inevitable story of this train wreck production should be interesting
@TopazBeast4 ай бұрын
@@jjcoola998Surely the original versions couldn’t be as bad
@theworst32764 ай бұрын
Thats actually par for the course for Hollywood, almost no audio from set is ever used. However I think that actually speaks to your point more, they literally couldn’t be bothered to match up his dialogue like every other movie in existence.
@adacskipper4 ай бұрын
The true mystery here is how the hell the writers from Morbius got to write another movie. I want whatever dirt they have on Sony to keep getting hired.
@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk4 ай бұрын
There's no mystery. They will work for cheap, they take orders from Sony without argument and they deliver a script on time. That's all it takes.
@livebackwards4 ай бұрын
@@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk Yeah but so would I, and my script would be better, too. There has to be more to it than that.
@eldritchbidoof4 ай бұрын
they HAVE to be nepos or something, I swear
@wulfrich4 ай бұрын
They know people.
@nukiesduke68684 ай бұрын
It's hollywood. Half of them are nepo babies and the other half are DEI hires. People literally fail upwards in industries now.
@ParodyWhitney28 күн бұрын
I like how the locals that save her as a baby just happen to speak English.
@jonathanbowers89644 ай бұрын
Hollywood just needs to learn that reshoots are rarely a cost effective way of improving a film. Spend a bit longer in preproduction and writing and trust your directors and you will get better movies.
@jaydeng.30294 ай бұрын
I love how Sony clarified that it wasn't even in the same canon as Venom and Morbius, it's just its own thing. That's how little faith they had in it.
@conormurphy43284 ай бұрын
Yea they wouldn’t want to ruin their dogshit canon with even dogshittier canon
@GirlCops4 ай бұрын
Which makes no sense. Why make a spiderman spin off that doesn't take place in the spider man universe 😭 This is the Rebel moon of Marvel
@ricniks46194 ай бұрын
What's funny is that they didn't do that because they knew it would flop like we all knew it would it was because they at first tried making it a movie tied to Spider-Man but than realized how tf can they do that if they have a young May and Ben Parker which means he isn't even born yet. So they just ended up making it it's own thing because they didn't even plan it properly until late in the production process, that's the type of skill they have at Sony studios I really want to know how tf they ever made good Spider-Man movies without Kevin Feige helping them out.
@geilanaleuznal89244 ай бұрын
I bet you someone did a "bribe" for this movie to happen but the Sony investors weren't satisfied enough That they just gave that certain person a bare minimum
@ejm12254 ай бұрын
Wait, is Morbius still canon to Sony's Spiderverse (?).
@killergrooves24384 ай бұрын
Dakota Johnson switched agencies after signing on for this film and when it was announced she was cast in this movie, she and the other leads tagged Marvel Studios on Twitter instead of Sony. So the speculation is that she thought she had signed on to a Marvel Studios movie. When she realized it was not a Marvel Studios movie but a Sony movie, she got mad at fired her agency. Which is hilarious if that’s true.
@cosmancho29594 ай бұрын
How the f does that even happen?.
@googleapocalypse19674 ай бұрын
@@cosmancho2959 Rich kid. Never actually does or learns anything, just asks people to do things.
@lazyking84454 ай бұрын
@@googleapocalypse1967No cause it’s her agency’s job to find and get her roles. Nothing to do with bein a “rich kid” dumbass
@hidayatmusroni4 ай бұрын
that funny, she probably didnt even bother reading the script up until the first day of filming. i knew this film was going to flop since i though it was going to be a series or something since madame web was always use as a plot device for spiderman. without spiderman she just a senile old woman lol. as a series it could work if they pace it better or make it into a murder mystery and by the end of the series she finally assume the role of madame web.
@CrunchyMind4 ай бұрын
If true, meaning bs
@Himothy_Bobbins3 ай бұрын
Morbius walked so Madam web could fall and chip a tooth
@yujibell3 ай бұрын
No, it makes total sense why Cassandra didn't want the responsibility of saving the three girls. The whole point of her character is that she's cold and awkward, even at the beginning as a paramedic because she never could understand why her mother seemingly abandoned her and grew up in the foster care system. When she understood her past, her mother and where she came from, she could learn to make peace and forgive. Finally, she stepped into her protector role fully. It's the antithesis of Spider-Man, not that with great power comes great responsibility but that with great responsibility comes great power. She grew into her powers and they developped the more responsibility she agrees to take on, the more lives she wishes to change.
@apzypz3 ай бұрын
That’s true, but the movie was rushed, there were a lot of plotholes and a lot of illogical things, feels bad since the actors aren’t bad and could’ve definitely made a better film with a normal script
@yujibellАй бұрын
@@apzypz definitely. It's a shame though, I could see the potential
@DaLovelyAlex13 күн бұрын
Right! but they were just trying to show the Origin I assume yk. it's not the best movie but I enjoyed and I will enjoy following this story
@jakeedwards63784 ай бұрын
The villains acting was probably the worst thing I've ever experienced in 27 years
@Dont_Read_My_Picture4 ай бұрын
Don't read my name!
@Paul206614 ай бұрын
XD Eey I'm also 27 😂 We the same age as Gordon Freeman λ
"why even make it" I'm convinced that the only way Sony can hold the rights to Spider-Man's IP is they have to at least put out a spider-man related movie every few years
@pepinowhite50144 ай бұрын
This and the fact that they still make a profit from each movie
@johnalbertwrestling4 ай бұрын
@@pepinowhite5014 Morbius was a Bomb and this scene like is gonna be ANOTHER one.
@mr.dripwalker82264 ай бұрын
@@johnalbertwrestling Covid done took the taste right out ya mouth😞
@reaperraider9993 ай бұрын
@@pepinowhite5014How do they make profit?
@jonahrk_rider36023 ай бұрын
Again Charlie mentioned it but it seemed like a lot was taken from the film,which tracks as Morbius also had a lot of stuff taken away from the original product.Idk Sony is like the little annoying brother of Marvel,they want to be a part of The Mcu so bad but doesn't want Disney to buy them,so I guess these movies are just there version of having a tantrum.
@Brody4003 ай бұрын
Also another bit. I can’t stand superhero movies using the retro motif, without even taking advantage of it. Captain Marvel was in 1995 and this one was in 2003; yet neither looked or felt like a throwback at all. There were only a handful of scenes that mildly depicted the time. But as someone who was a child of the late 90’s and early 2000’s, that wasn’t how people looked, dressed or talked. Yes they couldn’t get all the major icons due to licensing, but you can tell they didn’t try.
@F4tidiot3 ай бұрын
this movie plays like a "what did you do over the weekend" segment during show and tell in kindergarten
@victorhernandez50134 ай бұрын
What's funny and sad is that theres a review on rotten tomatoes saying that they own an apology towards Morbius for saying it's awful
@Mike_Dubo4 ай бұрын
Oh... oh no.
@bofasofa93994 ай бұрын
For saying it's awful* You don't need the "that".
@raysure13454 ай бұрын
@@bofasofa9399I understand that you don’t like the grammar that he was using
@rangeetch.lahiri21203 ай бұрын
@@bofasofa9399 bro's the grammar goblin
@MajesticFerret3 ай бұрын
Tbf, Morbius is so bad it's good. It will go down as a great campy movie.
@SkyscannerGuyJr.4 ай бұрын
It’s horrible. They snubbed my name from the credits. I was one of the Production Assistants from the entirety of principle photography and they ended up not crediting half of us. I’m still on IMDB but it was very upsetting after learning my name was snubbed
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero4 ай бұрын
Damn thats seriously shitty. But on the bright side, you might actually be glad your names not on this in the future
@ShinySephiroth14 ай бұрын
If this is a real thing (sorry for doubting - it is the internet after all...), I'm sorry you're not getting credit for your work.
@bigcooltony4374 ай бұрын
I would be thanking them for not including me in the credits of this dumpster fire of a movie
@WarHeroA214 ай бұрын
Only half ironically speaking here but man, do you really want your name attached to this one? The guys putting the credits together might've just done you a favor.
@BourdeoixEterno4 ай бұрын
To be honest@@bigcooltony437
@mcboomsauce79223 ай бұрын
my favorite part of this review is at one point....he just casually burps and never edited out absolutely zero fucks
@sab3redg3333 ай бұрын
The writers truly have no imagination with the villain. Spiderman when he's no longer playing with kid gloves is a truly terrifying figure. His strength shatters bones, his agility evades all obstacles and his speed is a death sentence at close range. Combined with his precognition he is a tough foe to fight. The fact that they don't funnel even a fraction of this into simms' character is sad.
@isimyok9603 ай бұрын
He technically showed some level of strength and speed like where he sent Madame Web like 3 meters away with a punch or him overpowering and tossing cops like they were ragdolls and also him dodging knife swings but to be fair these things are literally nothing compared to any version of Spiderman, hell MCU Cap has done better stuff. Main villain outside of his venom thing is literally evil Spiderman but 100 times weaker
@CosmicGaijin4 ай бұрын
The fact that Madam Web literally jokes with Ben’s inevitable death and even tells him how it’s gonna happen is wild. And then ruining the iconic phrase of power and responsibility.
@3takoyakis4 ай бұрын
It's common nowadays of ppl joking about canon stuff It's annoyingly common. It was fun but now everyone making it as excuse of making bad movies
@SiIhou4 ай бұрын
@@3takoyakisheeeeyyeyeeeaaayeyeaayeayea
@rowanmelton76434 ай бұрын
It's dumb writers trying to sound smart by using 4th wall breaks and irony
@Lavendeer2013 ай бұрын
@@SiIhouI say hey! What's going on! :D
@Kevin-cl2ez3 ай бұрын
When did that happen
@TheBena0074 ай бұрын
One of the craziest things about this movie was Sonys attempt to stealth birth Peter Parker in this movie. There is an entire subplot where they have to drive a pregnant woman to the hospital, and you dont learn this woman is Mary Parker before you see her name in the credits. Nowhere in the movie do they say the babys name is Peter or that her last name is "Parker". You also learn that Webs nurse friend "Ben" is actually uncle ben in the credits.
@daniilbelenkii65344 ай бұрын
If producers thought I ll understand it without someone in internet pointing it out to me, they are hi on smth
@vicpariah34444 ай бұрын
that is almost pitiful, really.
@Pwnners4 ай бұрын
Craziest thing is they think we'd wait for end credits to roll. I dont even go to the cinema anymore lmao, and at home ofc im going to close the movie before the 10 mins scrolling of irrelevant mf's names. Im not waiting for Hulk to lift a rock in the post cred scene or wtvr the fck
@morbidzombii4 ай бұрын
madame spider is supposed to be Spider-Man’s mentor; and old this movie fucked over the entire concept lmao.the fact that they said fuck the concept and fuck over a minor character with big impact is crazy.
@davidc94964 ай бұрын
Im like 90% sure that her name was mentioned at least once in the movie, so with that and from Ben referring to her as his sister in law is where you have to piece together that the baby is Peter Parker. Regardless though it definitely was stealthed
@heheheehehehehehe1853 ай бұрын
madame web is literally a roleplay fantasy irl
@superfan9313 ай бұрын
Almost the common thing said when bringing up the writers credits: Dracula Untold: "Oh God!" The Last Witch Hunter: "Oh Godddd!!!" Gods od Egypt: "Oh Godddddddd!!!!!!" Power Rangers: "Oh Go.....wait that one is actually ok." Morbius: "......Oh Goddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!"
@Streggae99614 ай бұрын
The reason why Power Rangers ended up 'decent' is because the two goobers didn't write the screenplay they only 'contributed' to the story which might have actually lowered quality let's be honest.
@FragmentJack4 ай бұрын
Was going to say this. I said the same thing.
@hotheadtxt4 ай бұрын
how do these people keep getting work? I'm genuinely curious.
@dylan41254 ай бұрын
Ya power rangers was entertaining & a strong meh, it's not offensively bad like morbius.
@spectorjz44474 ай бұрын
@@hotheadtxt rich parents idk
@hop-skip-ouch87984 ай бұрын
@@hotheadtxtHollywood keeps making popular ip based shows where showrunners say they don't read/like the said ip. Nothing has made sense in a long time.
@ayebing4 ай бұрын
Someone’s resume includes Gods of Egypt , the last witch hunter and Morbius and the studios first thought is “you’re HIRED!” ?
@tlothompson69354 ай бұрын
Gods of Egypt and Last Witch Hunter were both good movies imo. Way better than Morbius.
@sirliamgalvez52764 ай бұрын
God's of egypt didn't make any sense at all. The most obvious mistake was that the gods bled gold. THAT'S FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY.
@FritzTheCat_10304 ай бұрын
Because they do what the studio tells them to. Seriously...that's the reason they were hired. So when the Sony execs give them some ridiculous idea like the post-credit scene of Morbius and tell them to add it, there's no argument. It's just "Yes, boss...right on it." These two writers are puppets.
@necro76124 ай бұрын
Last Witch Hunter and Dracule Untold are good imo, easily above Morbius atleast
@Three60Mafia4 ай бұрын
@@necro7612 i mean they are fucking mid AF but its cute that you think that
@lanasmasher5944 ай бұрын
There were too many times where ezikiel the spider guy would be wearing his mask one scene and then a few frames later the lenzes of the mask are gone or the entire mask is just off out of no where
@Karmanara4 ай бұрын
This made Morbius and Green Lantern look like Infinity War 😭😭😭
@lforlesliex16714 ай бұрын
saying you don’t know if your movie is good is crazy💀
@Half_Bl00d_H3R04 ай бұрын
We’re all gonna hate it anyways
@TrashPanda909144 ай бұрын
And yet so common these days 😂
@MellowMutant4 ай бұрын
right lol
@miyasato14 ай бұрын
“is your food good?” “shii i don’t know” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@ZeoHidra4 ай бұрын
Because she's not allowed to say it's bad, but has too much of a conscience to say it's good.
@cosmicmuse21954 ай бұрын
Starting to agree with an old movie called "The Producers". In it the producers were intentionally making "high budget" bad movies to commit tax fraud when they claim the loss.
@jeffreypenis7364 ай бұрын
you have not seen the producers
@bironjames99484 ай бұрын
Makes sense
@kezp81144 ай бұрын
Arent they taking donations to run a horrible show under budget so they can cut and run with the difference?
@Rexter2k4 ай бұрын
Trust me, it won’t be long before someone deliberately makes movies just to cancel them after production ended to score tax write offs.
@r3dr4te9634 ай бұрын
@@Rexter2k uhh, you should see what David Zaslav do to WB movies
@joeycargo14 ай бұрын
Ironically that Pepsi sign is where I took my prom pictures in Long Island City lol. It’s a beautiful park now called Gantry State Plaza but back in 03 it wasn’t really much. Just the piers
@veryscarypoggers3 ай бұрын
i live in long
@JohnWeakling3 ай бұрын
fifty shades of madame web 🕸️
@SkuYguY_21 күн бұрын
Fifty shades of Deadpool
@mrkeogh4 ай бұрын
So his one weakness is being hit with ambulances? Mine too 🤷🏻♂️
@DugFin24 ай бұрын
His name is Yoshikage Kira.....
@3takoyakis4 ай бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. Then died by fricking ambulance
@LordDeathAku4 ай бұрын
You've been hit by.. you've been struck by.. a SMOOTH CRIMINAL
@loganyoung14864 ай бұрын
@@DugFin2nah wtf
@RoachCatJr4 ай бұрын
are you saying shooting you w a gun doesnt kill you
@spencerdellspencer4 ай бұрын
Can we just appreciate how good a friend Aaron is, if not for him Charlie would still be asleep in that theater.
@HMR4224 ай бұрын
True, if he didn't wake up Charlie he would've to watch the movie all over again.
@BITCH_WHAT_THE_FUCK4 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t even let my worst enemies watch this movie
@wabc23364 ай бұрын
I feel like an office of executives is watching this rn and the writers are sitting with their heads down like they’re gonna be in time out
@greed30933 ай бұрын
Don't forget about the motion sickness inducing ambulance scene and all of the pepsi product placement
@adradox4 ай бұрын
How very smart of Sony to bank on overwhelming success of Morbius movie by hiring the same writers.
@thepoleontheroad4 ай бұрын
I mean, they re-released the movie because they thought all the Morbius memes were legit praising the movie, talk about being out of touch
@Calc_Ulator4 ай бұрын
@@thepoleontheroad For real?
@hardlikepotatoe13614 ай бұрын
@@Calc_Ulator Yes. Almost got them to do a third release lmao.
@Ducaso4 ай бұрын
@@Calc_UlatorYes, they legit took the memes seriously and put out a second release in theaters. It was hilariously out of touch.
@donutbevil96694 ай бұрын
@@Ducaso Do they even live in the same plane as us lower lifeforms?
@samuellee2574 ай бұрын
I love the part where Madame Webb says'' I can see the future...'' And the girls are like, ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''
@TyTimeIsAwesome3 ай бұрын
Madam Webb: you took my mother from me. She loved me.
@horrkit3 ай бұрын
BROOOO😂
@flowerbloom578212 күн бұрын
Lmao. “ SEE YA CHUMP”
@Garush3 ай бұрын
Idk if it was just the theater I was at but it seemed like the dialog audio was completely out of sync fir most of the movie, to the point I thought the villain had been dubbed over by someone else. Also did anyone else notice the weird bass sounds? In the opening scene he opens the umbrella and there's a random 808 boom sound. Also thought the digital zooms and jump cuts were atrocious, any editor off fiver could do better
@Random-sk6hm17 күн бұрын
Yeah the villains audio was dubbed in post production cos it was re written multiple times
@peglegkangaroo3 ай бұрын
You should interview the two guys and ask them questions as press for the movie
@kuzils4 ай бұрын
it's like the writers saw what happened with morbius and thought making another bad movie would make people go watch it just for the memes again, but this one is so bad it's not even worth making jokes about it
@axolotl17774 ай бұрын
They dont make bad movies on purpose they just dont have talent
@kuzils4 ай бұрын
@@axolotl1777 that does make way more sense
@AttentionDeficitGuy4 ай бұрын
The problem is people didn't even see Morbius, they just memed it sight unseen - Sony even re-released Morbius to theaters for the very reason you mentioned, thinking to ride the memes into a second chance at the box office, with the result of Morbius being probably the only movie in history to bomb twice
@azzat-90464 ай бұрын
@@AttentionDeficitGuyit hilarious that it bombed twice. And their take away from this was to make another spiderless movie with the Morbius writers.. Wow
@homestuck_official4 ай бұрын
...They really did release Morbius a third time
@ng_canadian4 ай бұрын
Madame Web is the world's punishment for memeing on Morbius two years ago
@shiruotakuno284 ай бұрын
No way Morbius was 2 years ago bruh I remember the hype like it was last month 😢
@skelebro99994 ай бұрын
@@shiruotakuno28Aware
@EternalNightingale4 ай бұрын
Madame Web is definitely one of the movies of all time tho
@gregorymerreighnjr3 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about “Madame Webb” is the review (I believe it’s Rolling Stone) that said it’s “the ‘Showgirls’ of comic book cinema”
@TMOFApollios3 ай бұрын
I think one of the perhaps more small frustrations I have is, can we get a movie with a good depiction of a paramedic? Captain Philips scene with the medic is one of the best out there, and the English show sirens is decent but man anything mainstream with a main character medic is usually very rough.
@draguladriver4 ай бұрын
My favorite part was when John Madameweb told her "Woah, it's like you're some kind of Madame Web" and then she Madame Webbed all over the place
@BruhMoment-ct5ij4 ай бұрын
we're doing this again huh 💀
@mr.dripwalker82264 ай бұрын
@BruhMoment-ct5ij That's what evil spider guy said before he saw Madame web getting ready to unleash her mega web attack and then she Madame webs all over the place
@rjsmokez1603 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@FallingandRelaxing3 ай бұрын
I hate this meme with a passion
@nagger82163 ай бұрын
Well, at least you tried.
@_mythik4 ай бұрын
It baffles me that this movie was approved, filmed, and released without anyone being like “Hm maybe this movie isn’t good”
@maxbracegirdle99904 ай бұрын
Well, even if they all knew the movie was garbage, once the train gets rolling, it ain't gonna stop cause nobody likes it.
@stimswwolf78674 ай бұрын
The cast knew it was trash
@shooterDisease4 ай бұрын
They have to be doing it out of spite at this point just so the MCU doesn’t get the other spidey characters
@Akela_akilla4 ай бұрын
With the way this movie looks I imagine they thought about shelving it for a tax break, but probably just banked on the idea that spiderman fans will eat up anything.
@ieatnastytoes4 ай бұрын
Doesn't surprise me at all actually. A lot of hot garbage gets pushed out. And never once do they think that the shit is bad. Look at morbius............
@donovanphillips62783 ай бұрын
I check the tickets at a theater. I was there opening weekend. Nobody was seeing it.
@Shadbraw4 ай бұрын
7:28 me trying to start my lawn mower
@Luluthebluemoon4 ай бұрын
the line "it's madame webin time" lives rent free in my head now
@clintonharvey23843 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@JD_ALMIGHTY3 ай бұрын
As a morb, i can confirm that i am extremely jealous
@sonofabaguette22023 ай бұрын
I don't know if that's really in the movie or not
@donutbevil96693 ай бұрын
@@sonofabaguette2202 It is. It definitely is.
@ottolees72084 ай бұрын
Imagine if someone got Ezekiel a snickers bar, whole movie would have no main villain.
@PEACHYTEARSS4 ай бұрын
This is such a cute comment tbh
@Dont_Read_My_Picture4 ай бұрын
Don't read my name
@crazyand20994 ай бұрын
Hey Ezekiel, have a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry.
@debishvebishwish48394 ай бұрын
Funny thing is the actress tried to warn us 😂😂😂
@Adrian-om9vn3 ай бұрын
Damn it’s crazy, I remember I was in highschool watching your “fallout new Vegas unique weapons” now here I am years later watching a video of you talking about movies. “Basically I had to lick the sweat off a turkeys ball sack” 😂 “call me the nipples of the north” good times 😂
@ipitmyshants11354 ай бұрын
i audibly laughed out loud when that random dude said “When you take on the responsibility, great power will come”
@bigbearkat20104 ай бұрын
Oh man they're still doing that paraphrasing bullshit? Did they learn nothing from ASM?
@buttlet22264 ай бұрын
Oh my god.
@awsometings4 ай бұрын
Bro some people at my theater myself included laughed too 😂
@nagger82163 ай бұрын
That doesn't even make any fucking sense either. Why would power come *after* responsibility, when the actual line says that you have to be responsible *because* of that power? Like, what would you be responsible for if you don't already have power? It's just stupid.
@ipitmyshants11353 ай бұрын
@@nagger8216 i’m glad i wasn’t the only one to acknowledge that
@thelostspirit4 ай бұрын
I'm convinced we're entering an era of chatgbt scripts that were created during the writers strike
@SamusV44 ай бұрын
My best friend said that we've probably seen fully AI generated movies already, and this was probably one of them.
@strawheart63 ай бұрын
and to mention wish was probably one of them
@Based_Gigachad_0013 ай бұрын
Not just movies, games as well. Call of duty modern warfare 3 was definitely AI generated.
@Ro321chile3 ай бұрын
Morbius will be remember for years, Madame Web will be forgotten in less than a month
@Jadie007324 күн бұрын
4:50 I agree with Charlie’s point but I also think one of the reasons she didn’t really want to help them was because she was freaked out by the dude crawling on the wall trying to murder whoever gets in his way and also because she was overwhelmed by everything and her new powers that she just discovered. She also didn’t want to be wanted for kidnapping teens.
@CommanderShepard3414 ай бұрын
According to Sony, they wanted Andrew Garfield to make a cameo and establish him as him (and his movies) as this universes spiderman, but they decided against it for creative reasons (they thought they wanted tom instead or wanted to keep it self contained, one of the two). I'm pretty sure in actuality, Andrew kept saying no over and over while Sony were on their hands and knees begging for him, and this was their excuse as to why it didn't work out.
@justanannepfp98144 ай бұрын
If they couldn't get the guy that makes the movie work, then they shouldn't have done it :/ But, y'know, CORPORATE GREED.
@Userxo874 ай бұрын
Who’s dubbing Sony ☠️
@pepinowhite50144 ай бұрын
Source?
@user-sb7iy5nw9b4 ай бұрын
Andrew Garfield probably read the script and knew it was total garbage. 😂😅 His spider sense told him to stay away from this radioactive waste of a movie. 🤣
@ghostrider_tx55154 ай бұрын
Andrew stated unless marvel is involved he wont work with sony
@jadoosan4 ай бұрын
How can you forget the iconic scene: "it's madame webin time" Truly the pinnacle of cinematography.
@nickthebabba77674 ай бұрын
“It’s Nadeemin Time”
@anthonylesley9824 ай бұрын
Shut up joke isn’t funny anymore
@eggheadusa99004 ай бұрын
@@anthonylesley982 We get it you really like morbin
@pokepew4 ай бұрын
@@anthonylesley982 at the very LEAST, 513 people disagree with you lmao
@jayme17764 ай бұрын
Probably won't catch it in cinema but hopefully I'll see it when they release it the 2nd time
@TaylorTenienteGonzales3 ай бұрын
6:45 "other than his cheese touch and ability to crawl on walls he doesn't really do much else" i'm dead
@dawidek82372 ай бұрын
12:35 bro recreated the "bowomp" sound from spongebob
@iancenteno33874 ай бұрын
The marketing movie was so bad that I seriously didn’t know it existed until it just came out.
@Dont_Read_My_Picture4 ай бұрын
Don't read my name!
@LoganLawrence4 ай бұрын
@@Dont_Read_My_Pictureget a job
@Microwavetoast82924 ай бұрын
@@Dont_Read_My_Picture i'm keyboard
@JumpierNewt89564 ай бұрын
When I saw the trailer ad I thought it was a knock off/parody movie
@mvlc.tvrs954 ай бұрын
@@Dont_Read_My_PictureBRO GET OUT OF HERE 12 COMMENTS YOU’RE HERE STOP
@yy-hj4br4 ай бұрын
It's almost inspiring how Avi Arad and Amy Pascal are faithfully committed to this fool's errand of a Spider-Man cinematic universe without Spider-Man. My own parents don't believe in me nearly that much.
@-Teague-4 ай бұрын
I don't understand how those two are still in the business, they literally only make things worse
@user-ws1hy5tv6r4 ай бұрын
They're blackmailing sony, may be?@@-Teague-
@-Teague-4 ай бұрын
@@user-ws1hy5tv6r I think they just have the money to attach their name to every spider-man project that comes out so when one (rarely) succeeds they can be like LOOK GUYS WE DID GOOD
@bigbearkat20104 ай бұрын
@@-Teague-and they have to beg Kevin Fiege for help in making anything in this universe watchable
@brandonoliver53043 ай бұрын
The boss fight felt like a boss fight in poppy playtime
@theonlyasher2 ай бұрын
I love how the sponsor block highlight is just charlie saying yeahhh madame web not good🤓
@triipppzzz4 ай бұрын
this duo making movies still just shows how powerful having connections can be
@JeffreyThrash4 ай бұрын
And here I was thinking the answer was to constantly improve my portfolio and fundamental art skills, when clearly the answer was to go to more LA conventions and hope one of the friends I make there are capable of getting me a job at Disney.
@triipppzzz4 ай бұрын
@@JeffreyThrash unironically thats probably the best way in
@RipRLeeErmey4 ай бұрын
@@triipppzzz It's basically the only way in, but you also have to be willing to make mindless schlock made for nothing else but pushing a political narrative.
@Necroskull3884 ай бұрын
@@RipRLeeErmey There's no political narrative being pushed in Madame Web lmao. It's just bad -- it's not that deep.
@zenbear99524 ай бұрын
@@JeffreyThrash This isn't Disney. This is a Sony product
@Jacksragingbileduct44 ай бұрын
Damn "cheese touch" was always the superpower I wanted
@Locketlover4 ай бұрын
Bro about to tell everyone he ate the cheese
@moyza_3 ай бұрын
I wonder if at some point actors will start to reject roles in supers' movies.
@thinkstump3 ай бұрын
Someone broke into my house last night and left 4 tickets to madame web on my kitchen table.
@austinleland83944 ай бұрын
My favorite little tidbit is that the movie takes place TWO YEARS after 9/11, so transportation security should be TIGHT, so her going to Peru is funny to think about, like she managed to get onto a plane during that time
@alejandrorivas45854 ай бұрын
This is true, but ir does feel a little like the turning red guy
@lylelylecrocodile25384 ай бұрын
@@alejandrorivas4585 Mr enter moment
@Random-sk6hm17 күн бұрын
And she's a wanted fugitive
@winsonwieny67204 ай бұрын
If we somehow gaslight Sony into rereleasing madam web into theaters again like we did with Morbious then that would be an epic win
@innocent-_-4 ай бұрын
From this point forward Madame Webb is the greatest movie to ever grace the silver screen
@deen75304 ай бұрын
My favorite part of Madame Webb is when she says "It's webbin' time" and webbs all over her enemies. (Eh, doesn't really have the same ring to it as "It's morbin' time")
@vendetta.024 ай бұрын
@@deen7530Madame Webb can web on me if you know what sayin' 😈😈😈
@cosmicmuse21954 ай бұрын
@@deen7530 Doesn't have the same ring but we can workshop it.
@ilikefroggz7198Ай бұрын
charlie you’re forgetting the entire build-up to the birth of peter parker just for him to be ignored at the end
@bigload63 ай бұрын
I haven't even seen this advertised or the trailer, didn't even know it was out 😅
@mr.heisenberg15704 ай бұрын
Thanos looking at Morbius: Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
@essayhelp014 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@EternalNightingale4 ай бұрын
That movie is dookie too
@thatoneguy64324 ай бұрын
Walter White spittin facts rn
@Ganonussyszestygorillagrip4 ай бұрын
@@EternalNightingale nuh uh
@mr.heisenberg15704 ай бұрын
@@EternalNightingaleyes but compared to Madame Web it is a master piece 😂
@SKtheGREAT4 ай бұрын
Best iteration of madame web we’ll ever have is literally Spiderman Shattered dimensions and I stand on that
@Venomsmash12064 ай бұрын
Oh yeah that was awesome
@MarvelSonicFan044 ай бұрын
Don't forget Spider-Man TAS
@QiKenKoRi4 ай бұрын
ISHOWMEAT FANUM TAXED THAT GLIZZY IN OHIO SIGMA LIGMA GRIMACE SHAKE GYATTISTIC OHIO RIZZLERS KAI CENAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😦😫😫😫
@MOLDEEZ4 ай бұрын
@@MarvelSonicFan04i agree.
@Cactly4 ай бұрын
i was so excited for this movie because of that game. I am thoroughly disappointed.
@brianthomason50223 ай бұрын
How come I am subscribed to your channel but I never get any recommendations for your videos in my feed?
@TheLastAatroxMain24 күн бұрын
discount spider man fails miserably at chasing 3 normal girls
@artygor25244 ай бұрын
The villain sounds like his motivation is that spiders pushed his parents off a cliff
@cecilkeith19514 ай бұрын
Nobody spidered me when spiders spidered my spidamily
@augustday94834 ай бұрын
"Not just the Spidermen, but the spiderwomen and spiderchildren too!"
@TorturedScribbler4 ай бұрын
The spider in Charlotte’s Web didn’t save the pig from being killed to be turned into thanksgiving dinner. That’s why he hates spiders. 😔
@bemiatto674 ай бұрын
Cruella vibes
@chrise82754 ай бұрын
It really seems like ever since Endgame, The superhero movie hype has died down significantly.
@GloomyNate4 ай бұрын
imo every single movie after endgame has been dogshit. literal money maker films without an ounce of creativity
@milquetoaste71444 ай бұрын
@@GloomyNateit's crazy I remember being so hyped for infinity and endgame, I had posters and shit, all my friends were hyped even ones who aren't nerdy. Now all superhero stuff coming out is just boring or straight up cringe. Feels like the genre has been killed by literally years of shitty movies/shows and even games.
@CHEESY_SOUNDW4VE4 ай бұрын
@@GloomyNate even spider man no way home??
@danielfernandez35114 ай бұрын
@@GloomyNate Shang-Chi and Guardians 3 were fire though.
@plagueboi28614 ай бұрын
Guardians 3, Across the spiderverse were great, but yeah 99% of superhero movies are mid to just downright bad.
@MatthewMuhammad3 ай бұрын
Mary: Ben is going to love being an uncle, because it's all the fun and none of the responsibility." Cassie: That's what he thinks. Why did they think this was clever?
@dogescout58682 ай бұрын
Wait, is that Ben supposed to be Peter’s uncle? I missed that hardcore lol
@Chillllii3 ай бұрын
The biggest insult is knowing they completely ignored the source material.
@spinsan89464 ай бұрын
The fact Charlie didn’t realize it was Peter Parker being born not just a random baby shows how bad this movie was
@tommyfortress75154 ай бұрын
That was supposed to be peter parker?
@XParasiteOctoling4 ай бұрын
Wait what
@jakeakajake6144 ай бұрын
There’s no way they made Peter Parker May’s biological son and not her nephew 😂
@pram3044 ай бұрын
@@jakeakajake614 I think the woman wasn't Ben's wife, but his sister
@CatLeone20034 ай бұрын
@@jakeakajake614About that...... The comics.......
@gierrtheviking4 ай бұрын
I work at a movie theatre. The fucking imax showing for madame web has sold like 6 tickets. The opening day had one busy show then it dropped like a fucking stone. It's DOGSHIT.
@candy23254 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂
@thema19984 ай бұрын
That's just perfect! 😂👌
@webbedshadow26014 ай бұрын
WHY IS THIS MOVIE SHOWING IN IMAX??
@JoeBeats87814 ай бұрын
I also work at a movie theater. When people tell me they’re seeing madame web, I just say something awkward like “yeah, hope you have a good day!” ;) because I don’t know what else to say. I hope they don’t see through me.
@____Carnage____4 ай бұрын
@@webbedshadow2601 probably cause the only other movie out right now is Bob Marley’s one. And that likely already has an IMAX showing
@laurenyork79403 ай бұрын
I swear one of the weirdest things of the movie I noticed is that the villain’s voice seems dubbed over a lot but not even trying to sync it up at all, there are times he is ‘speaking’ but his lips aren’t even moving
@thomasparkin2593 ай бұрын
I can only assume this was some kind of property retention minimum effort. Supposedly Sony has to put out movies for the Marvel IP they still have every so often otherwise something happens with the rights.