I'll Be Back (Arnold Schwarzenegger) | Twins (1988) | Big Screen Laughs

Vincent Benedict (Danny DeVito) learns the truth that he's the leftover genetic garbage from the artificial insemination that led to the birth of him and his twin Julius (Arnold Schwarzenegger). But Julius refuses to stand for the slander against his long lost twin brother!
Twins (1988): Superstars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito team up for twice the laughs in this hilarious box-office blockbuster from director Ivan Reitman (Ghostbusters). An ambitious genetic experiment takes the wrong turn when two twins - who look nothing alike - are born and then separated. Years later, the unlikely siblings meet: Julius, a highly educated but sheltered giant with a big heart, and Vincent, a pint-sized hustler with an insatiable lust for women and money. With girlfriends in tow and a hitman on their tail, the newfound brothers set off on a wild, cross-country misadventure to find their mother - but end up finding out more about themselves.
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[@johnmanning5568]

Door is kicked off its hinges and the security man asks if everything is ok!😂

[@עמריארבלי]

Lazy screenwriting indeed

[@patricktalbot8980]

Bro wasn't dying for 9 dollars an hour lol

[@wmlau69]

Does everything look ok to you?

[@johnmanning5568]

@@wmlau69 no not at all! Not with the door hanging off.

[@jimmythehand1553]

Would you want to try and escort that man out? Guard was begging for an excuse to not have to intervene.

[@kxmode]

"I need your facts, your figures, and the truth."

[@Kane0123]

“I need your fax, figures and truce”

[@speedibusrex]

mRNA is safe und effective

[@david4360]

"Safe" look at new studies. Absolute poison

[@kpopfan674]

@@david4360 Correct. The evidence was there earlier and people tried to warn others but were labelled conspiracy theorists and selfish - ironic, as they were trying to help people, so clearly not selfish, unlike the crowds trying to force quack medicine on people.

[@Meta_Meech]

You forgot to say…..please…..

[@maxdecphoenix]

even as an 8 year old watching this, not understanding any of the scientific stuff, I remember feeling so sad for Vincent being told he was a 'mistake' and that the doctor was a real meanie. Even now i don't understand why the doc seemingly relished hating on Vince.

[@SSgtRobertMorris]

He was a eugenics person. Master race and all that.

[@BobBob-ms9gt]

​@@SSgtRobertMorris/ Think it was more he saw them as his accomplishments as something he created.. He did not see them as human. And the broken tool/defect was a mistake and failure on his part

[@RazorEdge2006]

@@SSgtRobertMorris Ironically, Arnold came from Austria, the country where the "master race" mustache guy was from.

[@Waifu4Life]

Ditto, guess we're both 44 then.

[@jonebert7716]

Still one of my favorite duos of all time devito and arnold cant be beat

[@jakep1979]

This is why their Super Bowl commercial of them together was gold!

[@snozzlehead92]

Too bad they wasted time making "Junior" instead of "Triplets".

[@irreccon]

It's like the Rock and Kevin Hart today. A big muscle man and a short guy.

[@RudyBaseball55]

for the first time in my life I’m….PISSED OFF!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AkramBaig2689]

😂😂

[@satchvanjohnson41]

I feel this way whenever I get a parking ticket ...

[@myway7367]

"That's the shittiest-looking door I've ever seen." "Oh that's why."

[@1FaithMan1]

That was hands down the most seriously meant "I'll be back" since Terminator

[@ChristopheStrobbe]

Of course, he won't be just back, but also chest, biceps, triceps, calves and everything else.

[@russkate88]

No. He even said it to Bennett in the 1985 movie Commando.

[@stefanhammel192]

Running man too😅

[@derekwhitaker4905]

When Arnold says he’ll be back you better believe it! Brilliant 😎

[@markditecco8682]

THAT WAS THE MOST POWERFULL ... ILL BE BACK.........THEN ANY OTHER TIME. GREAT MOVIE,,,,,,,,, AND YES WE LOVE YOU MR. DEVITO.

[@ZetaReticuli_]

I actually felt bad for Vincent in this scene. Imagine being told that you were just the "left over crap" Ouch.

[@CASPB]

Imagine being De Vito and hearing that over 10 takes

[@mattyodotcomchannel]

This scene always bugged me. This doctor essentially ENGINEERED Vincent’s inferiority, and then had the balls to hold Vincent responsible for those inferiorities. What a dick.

[@Nate-rl6he]

Me too

[@billybobs1705]

@@mattyodotcomchannel no he didn't he wasn't even expecting vincent if you bothered to watch the film properly...maybe you don't have the brainpower either to understand this!

[@kingslayer447]

@@billybobs1705 the doctors FAILED in their experiment. And then he says " youre the left over " followed by " you dont have the brain power to understand this " So first - The doctor FAILED. Then he says Vincent doesnt have the brain power in a condescending manner, dismissing Vincent and his words. Maybe just like the doctor, youre blinded by your own ego and need a Julius to knock some sense into you.

[@luishumbertovega3900]

That's Nehemiah Persoff, who died in 2022 at age 102, a great, versatile actor, he played Barbra Streisand's father in Yentl and acted in over 200 films, TV shows and theater productions.

[@wolfura]

K.

[@damiencrossley7497]

He did damn good work

[@luishumbertovega3900]

@@damiencrossley7497 Don't miss Judgement Night, his Twilight Zone episode, is a classic !!!

[@damiencrossley7497]

@@luishumbertovega3900 I love the old black and white ones!

[@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854]

_Gilligan's Island..._

[@Luca_86]

"Hey!!! DIKK-HED!"

[@donaldmyers6657]

Those are amazing light bulbs. The room was sealed the day after. 😂

[@flitsertheo]

It's not the lightbulbs, those could actually still be functioning after not being used for 30+ years. It's the liquids in the baxters and the room not being covered in dust.

[@donaldmyers6657]

@flitsertheo I'm using experience. Which ruins Everly thing in movies. I've installed and repaired lots of walkins, coolers, and freezers.

[@ManelPeate]

3:15 That "Hey, dickhead!" got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@stephenkurtz8060]

Great how they work in Arnold’s catch phrase in a comedy in proper context.

[@patricktalbot8980]

People crap on Arnold's acting but honestly he had some skill. The way he calls the dude dick head was actually good acting. In the movie hes told the doctor is a dick head by one of his fathers but doesn't get what it means so his delivery was perfect because it showed both an unfamiliarity with the word but his face shows he begins to comprehend its meaning as he says it

[@Kyle-2020]

They only shit on his acting cause he never changes the accent. That's about it.

[@guitarhausdoesntknowwhatac3285]

Twins was actually the perfect movie for Arnie; putting aside the obvious bit about contrasting him with a man who has a wildly different physicallity, the movie required him to be naieve and innocent which worked well for him and his comparatively limited experience as anything more then a giant action movie man. Thus he gained expierience as a dramatic actor and that showed that he could work in other genres.

[@rodneybarton-hall3867]

What he does have is a knowledge of his own limitations coupled with an excellent sense of humour.

[@AthelstanEngland]

​@@rodneybarton-hall3867agreed, and great comic timing.

[@joewas2225]

Arnold definitely has acting skills. The Terminator franchise alone is proof. Him, Robert Patrick, Sam Worthington & the guy that played the Rev-9 are the only ones that were awesome. The rest were horrible & that's being nice. If you can't play a machine, you can't act at all.

[@twofiveb]

Nice to know the place was kept up so nicely over the years. Must have been sealed airtight!

[@Deadpool_64]

There was even liquid still in the equipment after 35 years. It just had cobwebs everywhere.

[@nickslaughter]

Arnold's biceps ! Man

[@reflexionmark8697]

Nice to c Mr freeze and the penguin meeting hugo strange

[@inaamishtiaq6322]

I’ll be back Bennett 😂😂😂😂

[@Lapidario_]

"I'll be back" is always there.

[@hectorlopez1069]

The terminator is the one to knock out the door and tell the doctor what he's talking about.

[@chrisdawson6156]

When Julius kicks the door off it's hinges I piss myself laughing

[@doom21100]

When Arnold says that line, you would be afraid, be very afraid.

[@frogneckmanthethird.]

Arnold's calves, Jesus.

[@Fingerling2012]

He put in the work

[@glide789]

The man had premium genetics.

[@Usernamehear]

Former Mr universe

[@johngilmore697]

@@glide789 Genova genetics

[@mattykalwheeler182]

@@Fingerling2012 Steroids, a lot of steroids.

[@phillipyau4234]

Hi i love how Arnold Schwarzenegger just kicked down the door 🚪 with one powerful kicked & Danny said i don't need a detour into a slammer 😮😢

[@nolanshriver7673]

Mr. Freeze and Penguin when Batman is out fighting crimes in Gotham...

[@damienlovestheoutdoorsandr6110]

Yea I have to agree. It is a sad moment for Vincent.

[@rivera5b]

0:25 that’ll do it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brandonsquibb9349]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeberraco5883]

Vincent wasnt doing that bad. He had an office, he had a home, a girlfriend and a car.

[@alanguages]

Just no guidance for the proper direction.

[@HellHammerThrash]

a classmate of mine and his sister were extras in this film...

[@AlesterMyersWick]

0:18 *PISSED OFF!*

[@naveensp69]

1:21 feels like Arnold is the shorter one, great camera

[@ariaflame-au]

Most unbelievable thing is that amount of lab space not used in an academic setting.

[@geraldspencer8679]

1:04 -How'd you know my name? -You are wearing a badge.

[@syedshakeelahmedzaidi9026]

The best Bodybuilder Arnold ❤

[@Jones-xx2gc]

We weren't expecting this. 😁.

[@ManelPeate]

That was the best 'I'll be back" I've heard since The Terminator

[@olivierbaghdadi]

Why would he even do such horrible, despicable things? Lie to their mother about them and lie to the them about their mother and separate them after birth? For a guy who hates Vincent mostly, I'm surprised he was the one who named him in the first place.

[@ApocGuy]

Eugenics and master race complexion...

[@razer0072073]

Man the early and late 80s must have been an awesome time to grow up in, can someone confirm this?

[@rasoulnelson2214]

Yes it was

[@coryferguson8234]

Yes absolutely

[@carterfrost4138]

It is absolutely true. I can confirm. It was awesome.

[@BadulaJohnson]

Indeed, so were the early 90s. Ah the simpler times😢

[@jk-califkid5017]

Echo the sentiments

[@Baathist_Brawler_1565]

2:35 "His body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You on the other hand, well you're a pit of despair. You disgusting me, you disgust everyone." *cue bright and cheery music

[@rayn86616]

I remember watching this and i felt like vincent to my brother, the smaller ugly one that always got pushed aside really hurt at such a young age

[@DannyMuris]

If your lying to me il be back 😂 the terminator spoke

[@russkate88]

Or John Matrix

[@richardbrown2334]

Or Jack Slater.

[@sharonjensen3016]

Mama walked in and knocked the SOB out for stealing her family.

[@tomjoad1363]

they sealed the doorr 30 years ago and still everything is dust-free. XD

[@anthonywhite3979]

Awesome scene 😊

[@christianaguiare544]

Imagine how guilty Julius must feel knowing that he came out perfect while his brother was thrown into the streets. It’s probably like how a dominant twin would feel knowing they killed their brother.

[@fcbahamutzero]

So you are saying that the idea for the "Les Enfants terribles" project came from the movie Twins!?

[@snozzlehead92]

"We weren't making milkshakes" - The best line in cinematic history.

[@peachesj4748]

That line always makes me want a milkshake. Vanilla. I like Chocolate and strawberry too. One time I had a butterscotch milkshake, man was that good!

[@E-MAN979]

Never seen Danny so young.

[@anchorpoint3631]

alright dude

[@RetroRichie]

Dr Freeze and the Penguin Origin Story

[@sdalt001]

LMAO

[@Meta_Meech]

@@sdalt001😂😂😂😂😂 Facts!!! That’s a good that I never realized 😂😂😂

[@bcrunch4232]

The doctor should have lied and let Vincent think he was as “perfect” as Julius instead of saying he was “leftover crap”

[@arielg7000]

so bad ass man

[@andyperez2742]

The "Doctor" speaks to Vincent he sounds like my Dad.

[@ReaverLordTonus]

Jason Momoa and Peter Dinklage should do a remake of this movie.

[@SalemGhassanHanna]

Maybe not a remake but they WOULD be brilliant in a mismatched siblings comedy.

[@TheKennethECarper]

I would watch it.

[@briandeschene8424]

No. No one should ever do a remake or a reboot of anything. If someone out there thinks they are such creative geniuses, they need to create something new from scratch and demonstrate their genius and *not* just mess up somebody else’s creative work that already exists.

[@CLxJames]

Absolutely not

[@trekker683]

I've heard Arnold and Danny want to do a sequel.

[@KimBailey-w2g]

It’s just sad that they did not make another one and have such potential

[@billygrey8087]

If you’re lying to me…I’LL BE BACK

[@justina9137]

I wish they would have made a sequel

[@adonismapother]

0:25 Whoa! 😂

[@glide789]

Dat bicep tho

[@The1stDukeDroklar]

Dang. So he just found out he was afterbirth 😆

[@SirJamesDTech]

Cop: "Everything okay here?" Door has been kicked off its frame Doctor: "Oh yes everything is fine." Cop shrugs and saunters off

[@In-N-Out333]

Thanks for the closed-captioning.

[@alanguages]

The first moment Julius met Vincent and up to this scene, Vincent did not believe, that Julius was his brother. It was the scientist saying his name, then Vincent realized Julius was being truthful. Too bad the scientist viewed him as inferior.

[@tradtke101]

I used to be pretty elitist and thought intelligence was mostly genetic. Then I tutored SAT prep for a while and realized how much potential literally every single kid has waiting to be unlocked. It's the same early development bias as sports. A kid develops a bit quicker so he is singled out as talented/gifted, gets extra praise and support, extra challenge, self efficacy beliefs, etc. I hope one day education technology allows every kid to maximize their potential. This world would transform. Every city would be like archaic Athens with a glut of geniuses in every field. Some of the physical traits with eugenics have validity; we can probably engineer healthier people. But the brain is so malleable and we can do so much with education that trying to tinker with "smart genes" is missing the forest for the trees.

[@Kyle-2020]

Personally, I came to the conclusion years ago that true stupidity is a personality disorder. Some people are so self-absorbed, I've seen more thoughtful words come from Koko the Gorilla.

[@garycoburn1617]

i was in the slow reading and writing class at junior school but i ended up with a degree and a post-grad and speak 3 languages.

[@tradtke101]

@@garycoburn1617 that's awesome. I was almost the opposite. I was ahead as a kid and basically never learned how to learn. Flunked out of college. Oddly enough it was the army that taught me how to learn. Physical tasks that didnt come naturally to me, like marching and shooting. My drill sergeant legit asked if I was intellectually disabled. Remedial training was such a blow to my ego. But I eventually figured out how to break down the tasks and became a good shooter. That was the first time in my life I really took pride in passing a test. I guess we're both fortunate we had teachers/systems that forced us to learn. Bc I would have gone to any length to avoid it.

[@philipbogart]

It was brilliant when their mother punched him

[@thejanusproject32]

I can't help but watch this again, but if this movie was done today, that part at about 3:00, the script would have been probably written more brutal and with harsher words. But the way they did it here? the implications that he was making about Vincent? Its perfectly not said, and I think its worse because of course the audience can really say it in their minds.

[@alanodonnell4788]

It was hard for Vincent there. When I was born my Mother had a Sea Section. And I had Autism but it's mild. But it was difficult for me growing up to.

[@THall-vi8cp]

C Section. And same here, sort of (the C Section part). I didn't have autism, but I had my own issues.

[@Mostopinionatedmanofalltime]

I was a breech baby. I wonder if it messed me up?😢

[@snappycattimesten]

Barely 1% noticeable M’Lord.

[@an-cx1ho]

i was born on the 3rd day of martial law. i am the dog of war ...

[@alanodonnell4788]

@@an-cx1ho I'm sorry about that.

[@chrisdawson6156]

For the first time in my life I'm PISSED OFF

[@Lee-o5n]

GREAT MOVIE

[@nitinkapoor4752]

…for those feeling bad for Vincent…remember the movie Gettaca …. It’s punch line ‘there is no gene for the human spirit’

[@deadlypotatoes]

“I’ll be back” 🤖

[@zaxbitterzen2178]

He actually said calmly.

[@veronicafranco110]

Quiero ver los gemelos de arnold schwarzenwgger en español por favor q pongan ya para ver

[@HollyKELLEY-l3s]

santa fe. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamessm4401]

I don’t remember this movie too well, was there a reason that guy was so mean to Vincent?

[@MachLei]

It isn't really explained explicitly (other than one of the 'fathers' from the experiment warning Julius that the scientist is just basically a douchebag, so maybe the way he treats Vincent is just 'how he is') - but I always felt that he blamed Vincent for the failure of the experiment (as if 'being born' was somehow Vincent's fault, lol), and so he harbored a lot of resentment as he saw the existence of Vincent as the destruction of his work/efforts. I'm probably overthinking it, though - I don't think the movie was really meant to be that deep.

[@John_Lyle]

He was a believer in Eugenics, a bit like the Nazis were. Vincent is the very antithesis of that particular warped ideology.

[@an-cx1ho]

yes... he was a dikhead ...

[@charliv.8663]

You lied to me I’ll be back I’m the Terminator

[@burpeesandbeard232]

Everyone cheers when those who resist look like them

[@dutyguns1152]

Od curse he be back his the T 800

[@stevec.9713]

Sorry, but 200 miles north of santa fe would be about denver? Just wondering

[@MachLei]

This is correct. Incidentally, if you Google search 'Whispering Pine, Colorado' and go to Google maps, you will find it is right by the Barker Reservoir Rec area, which is just outside of Denver a bit to the NorthWest.

[@ArunRam-k3r]

Arnold wra on my own Arnold wra on my own Arnold 1:37

[@hectorlopez1069]

Vincent is told, he is the left over crap.

[@CASPB]

Imagine being De Vito and hearing that over 10 takes

[@jazzbass321]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@Aries816]

I’m surprised they never did a remake with The Rock and Kevin Hart

[@jakep1979]

Give them time,, they will ruin another classic.

[@Balinux756]

I'd watch that.

[@crashpal]

Don't give them ideas!

[@GreenTreeFrogO]

Golden jet! Golden jet! Golden jet! (Central Intelligence movie)

[@charliemoore4047]

Wonder if he actually kicked it off the hinges

[@flitsertheo]

It's a movie. That door has been "prepared" to be kicked.

[@davidlevy5274]

Batman and Robin. Batman returns. 🎉

[@jamesmcstein6758]

I never got why the bloke felt the need to be a complete pr*ck towards Vincent. For no reason what so ever. So glad Mary Anne ends up flooring him 👍

[@hartleyw6323]

The movie about eugenics.

[@drivenbyrage5710]

Yup, his reverence for Julius and his disdain for Vincent says it all.

[@cooper482011]

So true. Eugenics 101. Hi and low IQs. Good and bad characteristics, etc. Notice they dyed Arnold’s hair to fit the the Nordic type and Danny remained dark haired - subliminal messages in front of us.

[@boundaryzero]

jesus, arnolds biceps, have other biceps

[@Alber204]

That scientist was so cruel.

[@AlfredBrownII1293]

That was rude

[@mchughm16a4]

So they are literally solid and liquid snake

[@tonyklaas7654]

Where my mind goes every time as well 😆

[@CombatTV506]

Basically a captain America

[@mitchbarredo3990]

A very cruel, rude old doctor.

[@sharonjensen3016]

I've known a few of those.

[@cooper482011]

Eugenics 101

[@Takeitlightly6]

Did he say 6 fathers?

[@loganblackwood2922]

Julius was given the best genes and the best environment for those genes to express themselves. Vincent was given the opposite and fought against the world regardless. Everyone knows who they would rather be, but in terms of character in the face of adversity, I'd rather be Vincent.

[@MachLei]

Door to lab was 'sealed the day after they were born' - so like 30 years ago. Yet there is no dust, liquid still in the IV bottles, everything spotless, etc... lol sorry to nitpick, but I feel like that room would have been in way worse shape than that.

[@snozzlehead92]

If the door was sealed then there would be no dust, as dust is comprised of dead human skin cells.

[@mistercool3859]

This scene never sat well with me. That scientist was scum.

[@lonnytirri1138]

Big Problem in my life understand what the movie means 😢 my life was turned up side down. I no a lot more then the general public does about that miss read the joke and he commented on SNL and they made jokes about me because everyone new about it on Facebook. It's a big subject about the DNA crossing the jeans for the RICH PEOPLE NOW YOU 👎

[@mus139]

And all the crap went into you!...ha ha.

[@stevejones6247]

you mean I'm the left over crap so instead of one person she had the two of us way to go mom

[@cyberpunk_Amen]

then they went to Gotham.