I'll Be Back (Arnold Schwarzenegger) | Twins (1988) | Big Screen Laughs

Vincent Benedict (Danny DeVito) learns the truth that he's the leftover genetic garbage from the artificial insemination that led to the birth of him and his twin Julius (Arnold Schwarzenegger). But Julius refuses to stand for the slander against his long lost twin brother!
Twins (1988): Superstars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito team up for twice the laughs in this hilarious box-office blockbuster from director Ivan Reitman (Ghostbusters). An ambitious genetic experiment takes the wrong turn when two twins - who look nothing alike - are born and then separated. Years later, the unlikely siblings meet: Julius, a highly educated but sheltered giant with a big heart, and Vincent, a pint-sized hustler with an insatiable lust for women and money. With girlfriends in tow and a hitman on their tail, the newfound brothers set off on a wild, cross-country misadventure to find their mother - but end up finding out more about themselves.
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[@johnmanning5568]

Door is kicked off its hinges and the security man asks if everything is ok!😂

[@עמריארבלי]

Lazy screenwriting indeed

[@patricktalbot8980]

Bro wasn't dying for 9 dollars an hour lol

[@wmlau69]

Does everything look ok to you?

[@johnmanning5568]

@@wmlau69 no not at all! Not with the door hanging off.

[@jimmythehand1553]

Would you want to try and escort that man out? Guard was begging for an excuse to not have to intervene.

[@kxmode]

"I need your facts, your figures, and the truth."

[@Kane0123]

“I need your fax, figures and truce”

[@speedibusrex]

mRNA is safe und effective

[@david4360]

"Safe" look at new studies. Absolute poison

[@kpopfan674]

@@david4360 Correct. The evidence was there earlier and people tried to warn others but were labelled conspiracy theorists and selfish - ironic, as they were trying to help people, so clearly not selfish, unlike the crowds trying to force quack medicine on people.

[@Meta_Meech]

You forgot to say…..please…..

[@ZetaReticuli_]

I actually felt bad for Vincent in this scene. Imagine being told that you were just the "left over crap" Ouch.

[@CASPB]

Imagine being De Vito and hearing that over 10 takes

[@mattyodotcomchannel]

This scene always bugged me. This doctor essentially ENGINEERED Vincent’s inferiority, and then had the balls to hold Vincent responsible for those inferiorities. What a dick.

[@Nate-rl6he]

Me too

[@billybobs1705]

@@mattyodotcomchannel no he didn't he wasn't even expecting vincent if you bothered to watch the film properly...maybe you don't have the brainpower either to understand this!

[@kingslayer447]

@@billybobs1705 the doctors FAILED in their experiment. And then he says " youre the left over " followed by " you dont have the brain power to understand this " So first - The doctor FAILED. Then he says Vincent doesnt have the brain power in a condescending manner, dismissing Vincent and his words. Maybe just like the doctor, youre blinded by your own ego and need a Julius to knock some sense into you.

[@1FaithMan1]

That was hands down the most seriously meant "I'll be back" since Terminator

[@ChristopheStrobbe]

Of course, he won't be just back, but also chest, biceps, triceps, calves and everything else.

[@russkate88]

No. He even said it to Bennett in the 1985 movie Commando.

[@stefanhammel192]

Running man too😅

[@luishumbertovega3900]

That's Nehemiah Persoff, who died in 2022 at age 102, a great, versatile actor, he played Barbra Streisand's father in Yentl and acted in over 200 films, TV shows and theater productions.

[@wolfura]

K.

[@damiencrossley7497]

He did damn good work

[@luishumbertovega3900]

@@damiencrossley7497 Don't miss Judgement Night, his Twilight Zone episode, is a classic !!!

[@damiencrossley7497]

@@luishumbertovega3900 I love the old black and white ones!

[@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854]

_Gilligan's Island..._

[@maxdecphoenix]

even as an 8 year old watching this, not understanding any of the scientific stuff, I remember feeling so sad for Vincent being told he was a 'mistake' and that the doctor was a real meanie. Even now i don't understand why the doc seemingly relished hating on Vince.

[@robertmorris8997]

He was a eugenics person. Master race and all that.

[@BobBob-ms9gt]

​@@robertmorris8997/ Think it was more he saw them as his accomplishments as something he created.. He did not see them as human. And the broken tool/defect was a mistake and failure on his part

[@myway7367]

"That's the shittiest-looking door I've ever seen." "Oh that's why."

[@jonebert7716]

Still one of my favorite duos of all time devito and arnold cant be beat

[@jakep1979]

This is why their Super Bowl commercial of them together was gold!

[@snozzlehead92]

Too bad they wasted time making "Junior" instead of "Triplets".

[@irreccon]

It's like the Rock and Kevin Hart today. A big muscle man and a short guy.

[@Luca_86]

"Hey!!! DIKKHED!"

[@markditecco8682]

THAT WAS THE MOST POWERFULL ... ILL BE BACK.........THEN ANY OTHER TIME. GREAT MOVIE,,,,,,,,, AND YES WE LOVE YOU MR. DEVITO.

[@patricktalbot8980]

People crap on Arnold's acting but honestly he had some skill. The way he calls the dude dick head was actually good acting. In the movie hes told the doctor is a dick head by one of his fathers but doesn't get what it means so his delivery was perfect because it showed both an unfamiliarity with the word but his face shows he begins to comprehend its meaning as he says it

[@Kyle-2020]

They only shit on his acting cause he never changes the accent. That's about it.

[@guitarhausdoesntknowwhatac3285]

Twins was actually the perfect movie for Arnie; putting aside the obvious bit about contrasting him with a man who has a wildly different physicallity, the movie required him to be naieve and innocent which worked well for him and his comparatively limited experience as anything more then a giant action movie man. Thus he gained expierience as a dramatic actor and that showed that he could work in other genres.

[@rodneybarton-hall3867]

What he does have is a knowledge of his own limitations coupled with an excellent sense of humour.

[@AthelstanEngland]

​@@rodneybarton-hall3867agreed, and great comic timing.

[@stephenkurtz8060]

Great how they work in Arnold’s catch phrase in a comedy in proper context.

[@frogneckmanthethird.]

Arnold's calves, Jesus.

[@Fingerling2012]

He put in the work

[@glide789]

The man had premium genetics.

[@Usernamehear]

Former Mr universe

[@johngilmore697]

@@glide789 Genova genetics

[@mattykalwheeler182]

@@Fingerling2012 Steroids, a lot of steroids.

[@twofiveb]

Nice to know the place was kept up so nicely over the years. Must have been sealed airtight!

[@derekwhitaker4905]

When Arnold says he’ll be back you better believe it! Brilliant 😎

[@Lapidario_]

"I'll be back" is always there.

[@donaldmyers6657]

Those are amazing light bulbs. The room was sealed the day after. 😂

[@flitsertheo]

It's not the lightbulbs, those could actually still be functioning after not being used for 30+ years. It's the liquids in the baxters and the room not being covered in dust.

[@donaldmyers6657]

@flitsertheo I'm using experience. Which ruins Everly thing in movies. I've installed and repaired lots of walkins, coolers, and freezers.

[@nickslaughter]

Arnold's biceps ! Man

[@hectorlopez1069]

The terminator is the one to knock out the door and tell the doctor what he's talking about.

[@razer0072073]

Man the early and late 80s must have been an awesome time to grow up in, can someone confirm this?

[@rasoulnelson2214]

Yes it was

[@coryferguson8234]

Yes absolutely

[@carterfrost4138]

It is absolutely true. I can confirm. It was awesome.

[@BadulaJohnson]

Indeed, so were the early 90s. Ah the simpler times😢

[@jk-califkid5017]

Echo the sentiments

[@RudyBaseball55]

for the first time in my life I’m….PISSED OFF!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@geraldspencer8679]

1:04 -How'd you know my name? -You are wearing a badge.

[@damienlovestheoutdoorsandr6110]

Yea I have to agree. It is a sad moment for Vincent.

[@ReaverLordTonus]

Jason Momoa and Peter Dinklage should do a remake of this movie.

[@SalemGhassanHanna]

Maybe not a remake but they WOULD be brilliant in a mismatched siblings comedy.

[@TheKennethECarper]

I would watch it.

[@briandeschene8424]

No. No one should ever do a remake or a reboot of anything. If someone out there thinks they are such creative geniuses, they need to create something new from scratch and demonstrate their genius and *not* just mess up somebody else’s creative work that already exists.

[@CLxJames]

Absolutely not

[@trekker683]

I've heard Arnold and Danny want to do a sequel.

[@rivera5b]

0:25 that’ll do it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RetroRichie]

Dr Freeze and the Penguin Origin Story

[@sdalt001]

LMAO

[@Meta_Meech]

@@sdalt001😂😂😂😂😂 Facts!!! That’s a good that I never realized 😂😂😂

[@AlesterMyersWick]

0:18 *PISSED OFF!*

[@ManelPeate]

That was the best 'I'll be back" I've heard since The Terminator

[@ariaflame-au]

Most unbelievable thing is that amount of lab space not used in an academic setting.

[@ManelPeate]

3:15 That "Hey, dickhead!" got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@tomjoad1363]

they sealed the doorr 30 years ago and still everything is dust-free. XD

[@HellHammerThrash]

a classmate of mine and his sister were extras in this film...

[@bcrunch4232]

The doctor should have lied and let Vincent think he was as “perfect” as Julius instead of saying he was “leftover crap”

[@phillipyau4234]

Hi i love how Arnold Schwarzenegger just kicked down the door 🚪 with one powerful kicked & Danny said i don't need a detour into a slammer 😮😢

[@E-MAN979]

Never seen Danny so young.

[@DannyMuris]

If your lying to me il be back 😂 the terminator spoke

[@russkate88]

Or John Matrix

[@richardbrown2334]

Or Jack Slater.

[@fcbahamutzero]

So you are saying that the idea for the "Les Enfants terribles" project came from the movie Twins!?

[@billygrey8087]

If you’re lying to me…I’LL BE BACK

[@syedshakeelahmedzaidi9026]

The best Bodybuilder Arnold ❤

[@Baathist_Brawler_1565]

2:35 "His body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You on the other hand, well you're a pit of despair. You disgusting me, you disgust everyone." *cue bright and cheery music

[@rayn86616]

I remember watching this and i felt like vincent to my brother, the smaller ugly one that always got pushed aside really hurt at such a young age

[@inaamishtiaq6322]

I’ll be back Bennett 😂😂😂😂

[@deadlypotatoes]

“I’ll be back” 🤖

[@KimBailey-w2g]

It’s just sad that they did not make another one and have such potential

[@justina9137]

I wish they would have made a sequel

[@anthonywhite3979]

Awesome scene 😊

[@zaxbitterzen2178]

He actually said calmly.

[@glide789]

Dat bicep tho

[@idxstudios]

If you ah lieing to meh...all be back..😂😂😂😂

[@tradtke101]

I used to be pretty elitist and thought intelligence was mostly genetic. Then I tutored SAT prep for a while and realized how much potential literally every single kid has waiting to be unlocked. It's the same early development bias as sports. A kid develops a bit quicker so he is singled out as talented/gifted, gets extra praise and support, extra challenge, self efficacy beliefs, etc. I hope one day education technology allows every kid to maximize their potential. This world would transform. Every city would be like archaic Athens with a glut of geniuses in every field. Some of the physical traits with eugenics have validity; we can probably engineer healthier people. But the brain is so malleable and we can do so much with education that trying to tinker with "smart genes" is missing the forest for the trees.

[@Kyle-2020]

Personally, I came to the conclusion years ago that true stupidity is a personality disorder. Some people are so self-absorbed, I've seen more thoughtful words come from Koko the Gorilla.

[@garycoburn1617]

i was in the slow reading and writing class at junior school but i ended up with a degree and a post-grad and speak 3 languages.

[@tradtke101]

@@garycoburn1617 that's awesome. I was almost the opposite. I was ahead as a kid and basically never learned how to learn. Flunked out of college. Oddly enough it was the army that taught me how to learn. Physical tasks that didnt come naturally to me, like marching and shooting. My drill sergeant legit asked if I was intellectually disabled. Remedial training was such a blow to my ego. But I eventually figured out how to break down the tasks and became a good shooter. That was the first time in my life I really took pride in passing a test. I guess we're both fortunate we had teachers/systems that forced us to learn. Bc I would have gone to any length to avoid it.

[@charliv.8663]

You lied to me I’ll be back I’m the Terminator

[@mchughm16a4]

So they are literally solid and liquid snake

[@tonyklaas7654]

Where my mind goes every time as well 😆

[@alanguages]

The first moment Julius met Vincent and up to this scene, Vincent did not believe, that Julius was his brother. It was the scientist saying his name, then Vincent realized Julius was being truthful. Too bad the scientist viewed him as inferior.

[@arielg7000]

so bad ass man

[@snozzlehead92]

"We weren't making milkshakes" - The best line in cinematic history.

[@hectorlopez1069]

Vincent is told, he is the left over crap.

[@CASPB]

Imagine being De Vito and hearing that over 10 takes

[@jazzbass321]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@alanodonnell4788]

It was hard for Vincent there. When I was born my Mother had a Sea Section. And I had Autism but it's mild. But it was difficult for me growing up to.

[@THall-vi8cp]

C Section. And same here, sort of (the C Section part). I didn't have autism, but I had my own issues.

[@Mostopinionatedmanofalltime]

I was a breech baby. I wonder if it messed me up?😢

[@snappycattimesten]

Barely 1% noticeable M’Lord.

[@Wadley225]

Autism is just an excuse for failure. We didn't have autistic kids when I grew up in the 80s. We had RETARDS. They were the SPEDs (SPecial EDucation) students in high school.

[@an-cx1ho]

i was born on the 3rd day of martial law. i am the dog of war ...

[@adonismapother]

0:25 Whoa! 😂

[@nitinkapoor4752]

…for those feeling bad for Vincent…remember the movie Gettaca …. It’s punch line ‘there is no gene for the human spirit’

[@jamessm4401]

I don’t remember this movie too well, was there a reason that guy was so mean to Vincent?

[@MachLei]

It isn't really explained explicitly (other than one of the 'fathers' from the experiment warning Julius that the scientist is just basically a douchebag, so maybe the way he treats Vincent is just 'how he is') - but I always felt that he blamed Vincent for the failure of the experiment (as if 'being born' was somehow Vincent's fault, lol), and so he harbored a lot of resentment as he saw the existence of Vincent as the destruction of his work/efforts. I'm probably overthinking it, though - I don't think the movie was really meant to be that deep.

[@John_Lyle]

He was a believer in Eugenics, a bit like the Nazis were. Vincent is the very antithesis of that particular warped ideology.

[@an-cx1ho]

yes... he was a dikhead ...

[@Geojr815]

I’m surprised they never did a remake with The Rock and Kevin Hart

[@jakep1979]

Give them time,, they will ruin another classic.

[@Balinux756]

I'd watch that.

[@crashpal]

Don't give them ideas!

[@RyanBetker]

Golden jet! Golden jet! Golden jet! (Central Intelligence movie)

[@thejanusproject32]

I can't help but watch this again, but if this movie was done today, that part at about 3:00, the script would have been probably written more brutal and with harsher words. But the way they did it here? the implications that he was making about Vincent? Its perfectly not said, and I think its worse because of course the audience can really say it in their minds.

[@burpeesandbeard232]

Everyone cheers when those who resist look like them

[@philipbogart]

It was brilliant when their mother punched him

[@chrisdawson6156]

For the first time in my life I'm PISSED OFF

[@The1stDukeDroklar]

Dang. So he just found out he was afterbirth 😆

[@boundaryzero]

jesus, arnolds biceps, have other biceps

[@stevec.9713]

Sorry, but 200 miles north of santa fe would be about denver? Just wondering

[@MachLei]

This is correct. Incidentally, if you Google search 'Whispering Pine, Colorado' and go to Google maps, you will find it is right by the Barker Reservoir Rec area, which is just outside of Denver a bit to the NorthWest.

[@joeberraco5883]

Vincent wasnt doing that bad. He had an office, he had a home, a girlfriend and a car.

[@alanguages]

Just no guidance for the proper direction.

[@hartleyw6323]

The movie about eugenics.

[@drivenbyrage5710]

Yup, his reverence for Julius and his disdain for Vincent says it all.

[@cooper482011]

So true. Eugenics 101. Hi and low IQs. Good and bad characteristics, etc. Notice they dyed Arnold’s hair to fit the the Nordic type and Danny remained dark haired - subliminal messages in front of us.

[@olivierbaghdadi]

Why would he even do such horrible, despicable things? Lie to their mother about them and lie to the them about their mother and separate them after birth? For a guy who hates Vincent mostly, I'm surprised he was the one who named him in the first place.

[@ApocGuy]

Eugenics and master race complexion...

[@alfredbrownii1293]

That was rude

[@CombatTV506]

Basically a captain America

[@ArunRam-k3r]

Arnold wra on my own Arnold wra on my own Arnold 1:37

[@charliemoore4047]

Wonder if he actually kicked it off the hinges

[@flitsertheo]

It's a movie. That door has been "prepared" to be kicked.

[@MachLei]

Door to lab was 'sealed the day after they were born' - so like 30 years ago. Yet there is no dust, liquid still in the IV bottles, everything spotless, etc... lol sorry to nitpick, but I feel like that room would have been in way worse shape than that.

[@snozzlehead92]

If the door was sealed then there would be no dust, as dust is comprised of dead human skin cells.

[@loganblackwood2922]

Julius was given the best genes and the best environment for those genes to express themselves. Vincent was given the opposite and fought against the world regardless. Everyone knows who they would rather be, but in terms of character in the face of adversity, I'd rather be Vincent.

[@cooper482011]

Eugenics 101

[@dutyguns1152]

Od curse he be back his the T 800

[@lonnytirri1138]

Big Problem in my life understand what the movie means 😢 my life was turned up side down. I no a lot more then the general public does about that miss read the joke and he commented on SNL and they made jokes about me because everyone new about it on Facebook. It's a big subject about the DNA crossing the jeans for the RICH PEOPLE NOW YOU 👎

[@mus139]

And all the crap went into you!...ha ha.

[@jamesmcstein6758]

I never got why the bloke felt the need to be a complete pr*ck towards Vincent. For no reason what so ever. So glad Mary Anne ends up flooring him 👍

[@Lee-o5n]

GREAT MOVIE

[@stevejones6247]

you mean I'm the left over crap so instead of one person she had the two of us way to go mom

[@cyberpunk_Amen]

then they went to Gotham.

[@mitchbarredo3990]

A very cruel, rude old doctor.

[@jaydenbutera1577]

2:42

[@danielserrano591]

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[@jonc2154]

M M12

[@mistercool3859]

This scene never sat well with me. That scientist was scum.

[@Mihail_Batkovich]

Оххх уж это Арнольдовское "Айл би бэк..." В любом его фильме оно не сулит ничего хорошего

[@rodchapman8835]

Sorry but this is the worst movie from arny

[@latenightlogic]

Yeah man, rewatched it with friends recently cos they think it’s a classic. It’s mediocre at absolute best.

[@johnmitchell4043]

It's a great film when ur a kid. That girl who's into arny is a babe❤

[@ronwest7930]

watch Hercules in new york. then get back to us.

[@johnmitchell4043]

watch both the dubbed version and non dubbed version

[@SansoHumar]

And you suck. But no one’s saying it out loud

[@AndriaaLeoLove]

Twins was funny.