I'm not bottoming for you (touching grass)

[@staciii]

This whole video has me screaming 😂 it reminds me of when I'm having a breakdown and start rambling about nothing and questioning everything

[@ShelbyRiemer]

"How dare they walk their dogs when I'm on my mental health walk" 😂😂

[@Prettythings2244]

Look at you..out touching some grass. Good for you! Deep breaths. You are loved, Satch.

[@ohwelljamie]

"I think there's something wrong with it, I think there's something wrong with the sun" HAD ME SCREAMING

[@katerinaf97]

I WAS CRYYINGG WHEN HE SAID THAT. HE WAS SO SERIOUS LIKE HE'S A SUN EXPERT HAHAH I LOVE HIM 😂😂😂

[@Bluu_kat]

“I’m just in a random field trying to find somewhere to go.”Truer words have never been said… aren’t we all

[@cailablock7432]

I wake up at 5:30 each morning to get ready for work. I am lactose intolerant lol. I make my own homemade cold brew that I add oatmilk too. I am not an influencer, but I do feel personally attacked lol (cue Satch Laugh)

[@Bluu_kat]

I love oat milk brown sugar shaken espresso f drinks when I can wake up early enough to make them and I’m laughing too Something about the flavor of oat milk with espresso is better idk why but I have regular lattes too

[@LivvoJK]

This whole video is just such a vibe omds 😭😭

[@writtenbyjr]

“There’s something wrong with the sun.” PLEASE LMFAOOOO

[@5gods]

honestly do more of these vids. they are really good. Once I couchsurfed at a mans apartment in Miami and he made the greatest pancakes for breakfast. another man I couchsurfed with in San Francisco made the greatest oatmeal + yogurt / fruits. some guys do wake up and prepare crazy stuff

[@jadedjhypsi]

oatmeal + yogurt / fruits in my favorite breakfast but has to be Greek yogurt =)

[@sternentigerkatze]

Love early morning Satch preparing coffee with his kitty and then having a moment outside to watch the sun rise. Just lovely! 🥰

[@Steviehelen]

Satch, I beg you.. do more of these videos.. they're brilliant - you don't have to do 7am rides... but more British vents please. Many thanks xx

[@solitarymisfit]

You have a kitty! I love her! That was so cute when she came for a cuddle!

[@SNMarlene]

I woke up at seven today because I swear I heard a cry for help but didn’t find anyone that could be in danger or anything, and I swear after the adrenaline rush of the possibility of someone needing help my mood was very much like this. Can’t believe how long it was that I saw the sun this early. Didn’t hear birds, though, which is sad.

[@AntaresSelket]

I'm with you. I never was into these woke influencers. I'm ready to get back to real people. We have so much going on in the world and all of these fake influencers I was never into but I can't stand them.

[@lotte4547]

true but what has that to do with oat milk

[@sophiedi.2413]

He/she is not like other girls

[@oshinsims]

"YOU LIAR" I'm really crying rn and we're only 30 seconds in babe

[@feenprinz]

Aww, how sweet are you and your kitty together! 💖 Perfect match.

[@alicjaz2771]

Lmao this rant sounds like me and my coworkers ranting that we had to go to work to be paid 😢 this video was so funny, even though you just made coffee and walked ☠ But still, a nice idea to try something different, even if its a small change.

[@lautarocony]

4:12 title drop What a poetic phrase.

[@clariscollection]

Satch i loved this, your humour is so funny and your sims videos are the best! I'm glad you are out enjoying nature, nothing beats a good walk in the countryside its one of my favourite things!

[@Ready-ForTheEnd]

I love Satch's smart ass 😂❤

[@petersmith5624]

I love the 90’s cottage living kitchen 😻

[@andreab5356]

You are hilarious, a natural for vlogging.

[@zariarogers2846]

Honestly relatable. I want to try that brand of coffee now.

[@av4b]

i’m obsessed with this😭 this is my favourite yt channel i have no clue what’s going on

[@marie5706]

You are hilarious😂 And yesss I love real milk!!! And I’m up early too but it’s because I was up all night like an idiot! Nice sunrise lol have a great day man :)

[@evestree]

Well done Satch! Sunrises 🌅 are beautiful and every day brings new colors! Sending warm hugs your way! Xooooo

[@shawnarice7374]

She is such a cute kitty

[@Kyarareads]

so cosy ! love it satch

[@zalah1786]

Sofia is so gorgeous🥹🫶

[@flbr44]

I love you, please don't change 😂😂💙🙏 thank you for being relatable in this madness xxx

[@thetealbarn6337]

I loved this. You're adorable. Good luck on your mental health journey. You should be proud, 6am is hard 😂

[@B-zk9bt]

“You do *NOT* have Lactose Intolerance!! Drink cow’s milk!” My best friend who has a medical diagnosis of lactose intolerance: 🥴🤢🤮 Stach, you’re iconic af.

[@celeste6497]

Love your honesty. :)

[@maxonite]

I love how real you are 😂 we need more youtubers like you

[@JokersD0ll]

Not me and satch having the same exact counters!😂 also the siren is such a British thing & I love the cat please just make a video featuring her! 😂

[@magdalena9346]

Your serious face as you said that something is wrong with the sun got me😂😂😂

[@ramondiazdeleon6330]

I really enjoy watching you. Your Sims 4 videos are always on point and you're adorable. 😊😉

[@carebear_xo]

I'm Asian... I am actually lactose intolerant. 😂😭I prefer almond milk tho

[@Treytinoxo]

Truly truly the most unhinged peice of content ive seen posted to youtube and i love it

[@kolanutbae]

You're such a troll, I love it😂

[@koololdster]

Love you Satch! Stay real; never woke! Hope you enjoyed your sunrise and your 6AM ice latte with no ice and real, not woke, milk!

[@fruity4820]

This was such a vibe.

[@samanthareimann596]

Why did I love this video so much? 😂

[@lagos_esteban]

As a real lactose intolerant, I drink real milk anyways, even if I’m dying 30 min later

[@ineedvyvanse3493]

“Well I’m addicted to vapes” same 😂 it’s like my pacifier lol

[@RymanMahoney]

I love Sophia

[@angiehanshaw5894]

😂 I'm enjoying my coffee with milk as well before i am forced to go into the out for work.

[@andressaanjos]

“I’m not regretting it but I know future me will” 😂😂😂

[@saryducas]

The way I saw this video title and ran to refill my wine glass to watch it properly.

[@jamesturnbull128]

Nah man I love the 90s look, it's sick

[@Xeno-z9d]

I love these videos omg THIS IS WHY I SUBBED!!! Random and fun asf

[@tsimyau5102]

please make more video like this. it's really fun to listen to

[@littlebuttons]

Your cat is sooo cute.

[@0800sofa]

Brilliant. You have a cat with the same name as me. I am honoured to share a name with your cat

[@davidcarter9097]

I misread one of your Beanies jar and thought it was salmon....it was almond 😅

[@Bubblegaze]

You look amazing in the morning light!!! Love videos like these from you. Maybe do more of things that make u actually happy tho lol 😂🫶🏻

[@ronniemokeev3322]

I used to go sleep at midnight, wake up every day between 4-5, work and then go back to sleep at noon for an another ~4h. It was the BEST. It sucked so much to have to go to a normal routine where I actually have to do other stuff during the day. Thankfully I'm mostly used to it by now, but man the adjustment was horrible.

[@marypalmer00]

Youre so aggressively wholesome 😂 Id love to have a friend like you, so real lmao. Me with my oat milk and my vegetarian diet, would love to get called out on it 😂

[@juliawidmaier5334]

Your kitchen is so cute, Satch.

[@SaintPinoy86]

Omg I lovveeeeee you!!!! You are the best!!!! 100% I need this waking up!! Preach

[@jadedjhypsi]

Hey, you do not know all of your audience. ;P I am lactose & wheat intolerant and I never learned this until I was researching my chronic fatigue issues. It was then that I realized most of my flare-ups came after eating food with gluten and/or dairy items. I adore nut milks and goat cheese though!!!!

[@jas000n]

the sky is blue. Yes. It. Is.

[@Slayergirl3536]

some people are lactose intolerant sachonstuff

[@satchonstuff]

SatchOnSims is deep rooted in lactose intoleraphobia

[@Slayergirl3536]

@@satchonstuff what is lactose intoleraphobia?

[@Sang15Mitang]

I wish my lactose intolerance was just faked for attention 🤣

[@angiehanshaw5894]

Good morning 🌞

[@AkinaLOL]

You have such a pretty lady there, beautiful cat ❤

[@marypalmer00]

The man who saw his first sunrise in 10 years: "I think there's something wrong with the sunrise" 😂

[@nadiamakessomeart]

I did not watch this video for a couple of days because I was scared of the title; result was fun though😂loved it!

[@sophiedi.2413]

About that milk thing, after breastfeeding my baby for months, i stopped drinking milk because I'm literally traumatized from that experiences. Breast engorgements, inflammation, a lot of pain basically. I drink Oat milk now.

[@chandlerbaker1342]

😂😂 there’s something wrong with it!!!! 😂

[@karenfitzpatrick6256]

I'll get up for the sunrise over the Atlantic Ocean on the couple of days out of several years that I actually get to the Maine coast. Then go back to bed. On average days I grab the Vape and stagger to coffee pot (around 9:00am only if I set the alarm) Add to coffee sugar, milk or cream, maybe even ice cream (Ben and Jerry's, I'm in Vermont USA its mandatory) It's all ok though. I have proof that there is no NEED to be vegan or get up at the crack of dawn to live well. I sleep in, have a regular meat/veg diet including deserts, normal weight and getting OLD. (8 grandbabies, 2 can Vote, old) My Grandmother with similar habits except cigarettes instead of my vapes until her mid 60's, lived quite healthy to 102! Health fad influencers are spreading BS for the views. When being one's own natural self is much healthier Satch, I don't care where your position preference is or who "attracts" you or any political leanings either. You make really fun videos that brighten my day. So thank you and just keep being you. It works

[@crystalheavey5913]

I fucking love you so much 😂👌🏽

[@DomMcDon]

Hahaha I love this man

[@IAARPOTI]

Juno birch would hate you. She is lactose intolerant.

[@karenfitzpatrick6256]

Sucks to be her then...

[@rainessex]

Call 911 the sunrise is RED everyone cODE RED! lmao just kidding this was so wholesome, I'm here for this relatable content.

[@jamiedubose5535]

satch i am so obsessed with YOU 😂😭🩷

[@shawnarice7374]

Such a pretty sunrise

[@Itsa-sh]

I fucking love this video 😂😂😂😂

[@kathrinwels6533]

I like Sophia very much and I do want to see her more often!

[@ariannawilson4536]

GRRRRREAT to see you out and about!! 🥰🙂

[@Debra-W]

Sunrise seemed to be a bit too much for you. 😂😅

[@marchymeow4584]

We all need to touch some grass 😔

[@lotte4547]

I always drink oat milk :)

[@sophiedi.2413]

Get the f out u woke ass. Let me guess, you're lactose intolerant as well

[@sophiedi.2413]

Just to clarify, I'm kidding

[@B-zk9bt]

@@sophiedi.2413This was traumatic to read sophiedi.2413.

[@happyhugget7940]

i hate people using up all the milk alternatives, its good that more places are offering it from it getting more popular and known about but then these people taking the milk alternatives when actually lactose intolerant people need it to enjoy something that has milk in it is annoying. would always happen in public school especially

[@dez9469]

😂I freaking love you lol

[@sophiedi.2413]

What the f is this. This is hilarious. 😂❤

[@doctorwho810]

You are literally adorable, date ?

[@Bewarenoguchi]

I need this comment at the top. Let's make this match happen !

[@linda_149]

Aww I enjoyed this! Also you definitely got an EA sunrise, cause its totally got glitches and bugged.

[@thehighfolk]

girl i didnt ask you to, damn

[@miffar]

OOHHHH HAHAHHA !! i feel like your power bottom

[@ellaschannel777]

I love this!

[@youcallmehero]

I just don’t like cowsmilk tho 😬

[@fred3920]

But I do have a lactose intolerance 😔 at 4 I already had it and was heartbroken about it. All mammals are like that, past a certain age you're just not supposed to drink milk anymore. You're the one who's special lol

[@ZachPizazz]

What time does the sun rise there? Ours still doesn't come up til 8:45 in Canada 😭

[@TreyGarlic-mr7ut]

Wow you're a top chile im shook

[@IamMeIam]

"I am a top" That is such a bottom thing to say

[@exentine7693]

Oh wow, where did you get that burger hoodie thing? I saw someone else wearing the same thing a few days ago.

[@Daydreamvilla]

But Satch, I really am lactose intolerant, mildly though.. only enough that if I drink milk, I could probably hot box someone to death with my farts 😂

[@De1u1u]

Self help influencer starter pack:

[@Inuyasha8185]

I drink almond milk because it is cheaper than cow's milk. Almond milk grocery store brand is less than $3 and cow's milk is over $5. I don't drink coffee. Who else changes because of price?

[@nillou]

What are you on about? You look amazing.