I'm Really Tired of This Now

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[@PosiWritesStories]

"MoistCritikal slams Dexerto for worthless, superficial articles" -Dexerto tomorrow

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@caiden2359]

Lmfao

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

​@@p-__ shut up Read more...

[@bryanp5843]

Surprised he didn't make a joke about it

[@udayshahin10]

Don't forget the "worthless" lol

[@danielthrasher]

Those toots felt like something out of a South Park episode

[@ngf]

it is something out of a South Park episode, Charlie is AI-Generated

[@vandettfnf]

danielle

[@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN]

Got a south park ad right before this video while coming across your comment at the same time lmfaooo

[@thewiledkowboy69421]

true

[@DotMeister]

igowallah

[@hamburgerdog25]

You want to talk about ads, I've been seeing this on youtube. I've been noticing lately that youtube seems to prioritize their advertizers over their viewers. Before, they were trying to play 4 ads in one break by restarting the page after 2 ads ran through in order to play 2 more, and all 4 are unskippable. Then they added that feature where even if you skip the first ad, instead of going to the video like it should it takes you to the next ad. Now they're putting ad banners even after you watch it at the bottom of the video screen, and you cant exit it out like it used to back in the day, its just there and you have to deal with it. This is ludicrous

[@notyourordinarydad4549]

These fucking game ads are just taking the piss at this point.

[@Lilb0502]

Its so fucking annoying

[@headphonesaxolotl]

This is why I never leave home without good ol' Ublock Origin.

[@CRTeeny]

IF you've an adblocker active at all on your browser, even if youve omitted youtube from the add-on, they still hit you with the forced ads, and entirely remove the skip button. at this point youtube is being leading the charge against the use of adblocker's entirely. it has so far seemed that if you've an adblocker at all, used or not, they will slap you for it.

[@Leeloo-Foxx]

they're also experimenting with stitching ads directly into videos now according to the guy who made sponsorblock

[@Noneyeahbusiness]

0:52 it pisses me off so much, I don’t even click on news articles anymore. I spend more time clicking x off the ads than actually reading it

[@AquaShibby3000]

Yesss and it's padded out with so much useless information for the first 5 paragraphs.

[@mmmyo309]

It feels like more ads than the content I came for which also seems like KZbin now

[@krel7160]

If I click on a news article and I'm hit with "Please subscribe to our newsletter!" or "We need your email and an account to view this article!"... I'm just going to treat it as the dodgy third party website that it is and retreat back to safety. And probably run every antispyware/antimalware program I have afterwards.

[@ThatTravGuy]

"This is low bar" [Literally farts] Never change, Charlie.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts

[@samwan_9113]

​@@p-__First time your comment kinda make sense

[@Nemo66577]

5:46 “Low brow” I believe was the term he used.

[@h3w45]

​@samwan_9113 Charlie's are still better though

[@samwan_9113]

@@h3w45 Of course it is

[@HefHeresy]

5:45 "My farts are better than Charlie's farts" bots are quiet after this song dropped.

[@Rogerprovy]

💀

[@typhoontiak6213]

so true

[@dannova4172]

PURE GOLD 😂😂😂 They know they can't compete with the og flatulance master 😂

[@NanagoBlake]

Those were real?

[@ethor7676]

Banger comment

[@autumwho]

Totally agree with you but one of my biggest pet peeves about modern "journalism" is the fact that it's almost impossible to find an article these days that isn't filled with tweets or Instagram posts

[@werknemerful]

Why even read articles to begin with? Journalism was dead long dead during the MSN days

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@dman6093]

It's an absolute nightmare. I would install a filter to hide any article with "twitter," but if people embrace the X rebrand it'll be a whole lot of effort for nothing.

[@plingvivin3032]

@@p-__ Then prove it 5:45

[@Raisin_Fighter]

We are in a era where headlines are just the whole article. People literally don't look at them and writers just do vomit journalism.

[@zepharephic5381]

Agreed. I hate reading todays journalism. It's exactly like he describes it but somehow worse

[@Ryan-mw9pm]

5:46 *Penguinz0 farts on our efforts* - Dextero

[@XXTw1st3dXx]

Wanna see some deleted tweets from drake.

[@adrianhernandez1328]

Where’s that “my farts are better than Charlie’s farts” bot when you need it?

[@GCorey]

​@@adrianhernandez1328 My farts are better than Charlie's shits

[@adrianhernandez1328]

@@XXTw1st3dXx not you, the other bot

[@lceBreak3r]

@@XXTw1st3dXxno i dont

[@darryllmaybe3881]

Can't wait for their AI to pick up this video for an article not realizing you're roasting them.

[@moreyourpops155]

"MoistCritikal slams useless news outlet with ai generated content"

[@katlicks]

Is it AI generated? It's already so low effort I didn't even notice

[@sayantanchatterjee3626]

@@katlicks it's not AI generated. The writers are given absurd targets and are practically forced to pick up whatever they can hook people into, either by genuine information or just rage-bait. I'm not a writer but I've worked in a similar org before and that's how it usually is.

[@katlicks]

@@sayantanchatterjee3626 Honestly coulda fooled me, a lot of blog like "news" sites end up being very GPT replaceable. Not that i doubt there's real people, these sites have existed 20 years at this level of discourse and depth. It's just fast junk is fast junk, human or machine.

[@JC_923]

If they aren't AI then they will be replaced by AI soon

[@Weege8888]

5:45 casually farts the beginning of the mario theme, well done sir.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@zacharysherry2910]

"that shit blows ass" -Charlie

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

Summary of video: (Dexerto makes boring articals) Charlie: "Who asked"

[@AGreatDayForHockey]

Quotas. I've interviewed for a position with Dexerto and their expectations are wild: - 15 articles per week - Must pitch all your own work - Must self-edit They don't seem to really care about quality, they just want you churning out content as quickly and frequently as possible for that sweet, sweet ad revenue. If you fall off your chair and projectile shit a turd onto your ceiling, you bet that will be an article. I feel bad for the "journalists" who are really just trying to earn some extra revenue and get their name out there.

[@DoritosAndMountainDew]

I have to wonder: Do they even have standards? Can you write about anything? Can you just make things up?

[@lastpringle8904]

I'd just pump out an article shilling my favourite PS1 and PS2 games

[@Miska-px9xh]

Actually being able to take a projectile shit on a ceiling is quite impressive. I would read that article.

[@AGreatDayForHockey]

@@DoritosAndMountainDew They do, from a technical standpoint. However, what they deem to be “news worthy” is up for debate. Eventually, these types of articles will be done through ChatGPT, I’m sure of that, but for now that practice is highly frowned upon.

[@AGreatDayForHockey]

@@lastpringle8904 Articles would still need to be relevant to today’s interests, which is why we often see big content creators and influencers being targeted. PS1 and PS2 games wouldn’t receive a fraction of the interest, unfortunately. It’s all about the clickbait.

[@Preston_R_S]

5:45 He lets the gas speak what a legend

[@Preston_R_S]

Check the shorts tho Charlie

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@Univaryy]

Ya so corny

[@lycanrocmare2341]

@@Univaryy Do you eat food?

[@rodrigozanabria2978]

"Its about ass"

[@PamelaJGranados]

KZbinr Penguinz0 creates classical music - Dextero

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate dry ice in a vid 💪🔥🔥🔥

[@Widarzad]

⁠@@MusclemanOnCameothis bot has been saying this everywhere

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

@@Widarzad I'm no bot dude

[@doubledanger8269]

@@MusclemanOnCameo sir, if you actually fully ate dry ice, you would be dead or in a hospital stop the cap

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

@@doubledanger8269 Yeah ok

[@reekocarson]

Charlie doesn’t realize how much power his words hold

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

“Why is this an article? Why is this even noteworthy” are questions I ask myself of about 95% of the articles I see news outlets posting online. Especially if it’s on the MSN homepage.

[@lordrisay]

Because free journalism doesn't make enough money to keep the lights on so they rely on clicks on ads.

[@mohammedsami6907]

Gonna be honest, i ask those same questions whenever charlie or some other commentator make a video reacting to some benign event on the internet. Those are a lot common and more popular despite having the same amount of substance. Their rage bait videos seem even worse.

[@BlueJayz474]

I purposefully started using Opera GX just so I don’t have to see the MSN homepage whenever I open my browser.

[@kamisama9421]

@@mohammedsami6907 There's some degree of entertainment with charlies videos at least, he makes jokes and tries to talk about things he actually finds funny/interesting. These journalists are just using Ai to crank out garbage left and right to make a quick buck, you could argue that even charlie/other content creators are just trying to make a quick buck but at least they're usually trying to provide something

[@toucan2227]

​@@mohammedsami6907 asmongold is the worst offender in regards to ragebait. Not that there aren't problems, but the titles, thumbnails, the frequency of uploads... it's hard not to despise it as you grow older. It must be hell being a teenager at this age of late-stage internet, with social media not anymore as an "extra" in daily life, but instead with people spending most of their freetime just browsing twitter instead of making actual human connections. Jesus. This chronically online trend with teenagers is getting so bad you have some even forgetting how to socialize normally. Social medias and influencers are to blame, as teenagers lack the brain capacity to distinguish between what is relevant and what is useless and non-important.

[@Ghostee333]

i had an article pop up when i opened google titled something along the lines of "Family guy creator Seth Mcfarlane announces end of family guy" then when i clicked on it they literally say "Seth has no plans on ending family guy anytime soon". its not even clickbait anymore its just lying.

[@bluebirdoz9055]

And that part will be at the very bottom of the article, so you have to read the whole thing.

[@Dice-Z]

Clickbait IS lying.

[@p-__]

my farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@PyxeledGenesis]

​@@Dice-Z Bro pick your battles this is such a non issue to comment abt

[@ryanquick07]

​@p-__ audio proof rn or sus

[@JayT00n]

Pulled out farts on command is a lil more than a "nothing burger" if you ask me. They should write an article about THAT

[@DerekIcelord]

This is why I run adblockers and never use my phone for stuff like this.

[@mentos124]

firefox mobile:

[@MoonWielder]

Honestly, this could also be said for YT shorts. Whenever I scroll through my feed, there is usually someone who grabs a story that has their voice over it. With no effort to provide insight, they just state the obvious of what's already known. Then they have the nerve to tell me to subscribe at the end when they provided absolutely nothing.

[@deathstrike]

Less than nothing actually. YT shorts are like that Walmart visit that makes you want to take a shower after the horrors you have witnessed. You feel dirty, you feel you lost brain cells, and you feel like those precious minutes you wasted watching it can never be given back.

[@gregorslana7723]

Dont forget hot chicks. The first thing they do is give me 6 hot chicks to choose from, obviously i click one, and then you get normal shorts...

[@Yuuki_Asuna]

@@deathstrike how dramatic, just chill,it ain't that deep

[@deathstrike]

@@Yuuki_Asuna And neither is YT shorts.

[@guillermogerrycabrera7625]

The only videos i watch from yt shorts are random meme compilations. Thats it. Im fine with that.

[@PrimeDecanus]

5:45 Charlie playing the trumpet

[@BriannaBow]

​@@JoshuaAndres🤨

[@Rafael-vy5vg]

What a talented musician

[@woop6078]

Are his viewers really this young?

[@eeraj1524]

@@woop6078 "how can I be different today"

[@BadJokesBrian]

Decerto tomorrow “SHOCKING! Moistcritikal is a multi instrumentalist, debuts trumpet skills in latest video.

[@Mimikins]

This makes me think of stuff I've tried to look up on game wiki's lately. Out of nowhere random ass music would start playing. I clicked the mute on all the video adsa and it still continued. The most ridiculous part is there was no voice, so it wasn't even reallt trying to sell something.

[@KirbySaysE]

Next article be like: Breaking: Small Branch Falls Off Tree

[@griffinlaw9367]

My local newspaper once published an article about my grandfather playing (not even winning) a lottery ticket.

[@pbsuite]

Next article: Charlie has the nerve to call us out for making articles about him

[@teamjam2863]

Man may have not won the lottery, but he did win 5 minutes of fame.

[@dr.markus-level3researcher]

​@@pbsuite LMAO

[@kevinleewilliams5119]

Sounds like MS Delta news lol small towns might be broke but they are rich with stories about men who rolled the dice and played the big lotto.

[@frenchyroastify]

Don't keep us in suspense; what happened?

[@tinokami]

Browsing news articles w/o an ad blocker should be considered a punishment

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate dry ice in a vid 💪💪

[@zilexfaulty4954]

And then they hit you with a nuh uh so I dox their whereabouts (joke)

[@hendrix8602]

I haven't used an adblock that works in ages, I hope these count as time when I go to hell for looking into the awful awful creators charlie mentions in his videos

[@Dime_time333]

​@@MusclemanOnCameojoined 5 hours ago.

[@illumistration]

My brain will forever read it as Dextero

[@mehukattti]

I don't think they're even "mainstream" anymore. I just call 'em "corporate media".

[@misterhoobomaster]

5:46 *KZbinr Penguinz0 creates classical music* - Dextero

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@Andylscool]

@@p-__I’ll be honest this is the only moment where this comment makes sense

[@misterhoobomaster]

@@Univaryy I don't care.

[@errolcarunan]

@@Univaryy why do you look like that fake alien from texas?

[@fakealizer8280]

@@Univaryy Nobody cares.

[@hydramag_dragon1244]

4:10 The fruit isn't even hanging. It's on the ground, rotting.

[@Bullboy_Adventures]

Im gonna steal that comment

[@scrapeddiamonds5776]

@@Bullboy_Adventures im gonna steal your comment about you stealing that comment

[@Senor_Penor]

@@scrapeddiamonds5776 I'm gonna steal your comment about you stealing that guys comment who was originally stealing the first comment.

[@4ryxx]

I’m going to steal the comment that bull boy adventures said he was going to steal after scrapped diamonds said he was going to steal it and than senor penor said he was going to steal before any of us did

[@TheNameless118]

I'm stealing all of your comments

[@RajeshJustaguy]

You dont need to worry dude, most of the time if any article comes up with you involved... I immediately come to your channel to search and nowhere else lol

[@kipdips]

can't even open an article on my phone anymore. there was this one time i did and an ad covered 99% of the screen and i couldn't even close it. ya'll i know what an adblocker is but i DON'T need it. i never go to sites with that many ads anymore.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate dry ice in a vid 💪

[@n.a.g.7383]

get ad block

[@SleepyMook]

Journalism is an absolute toilet bowl of content nowadays.

[@DeliciousDogMeat]

that’s crazy

[@What.99]

Can’t wait until Dexerto writes an article on this video. “Moistcr1tikal slams journalists that write about him.”

[@DubberRucks]

And then proceed to name. Dexerto as the one getting called with ZERO self-awareness that it's aimed at them. 😂

[@peterk.2108]

I’m surprised Charlie even made a video about this, like yeah a tabloid made an article about you and it sucked

[@notfamos]

Yea weird doesn’t Charlie do basically the same thing.

[@codyeaster290]

@@notfamos "Yea weird doesn’t Charlie do basically the same thing" the different between Charlie and Dexerto is that Charlie is at-least honest about how small time his discussion videos are, since they're mostly about the weirdest, whackiest people the internet has to offer.

[@notfamos]

@@codyeaster290 and? Dexerto makes twitter posts about what they think will get views. Only difference is the medium they use

[@waxybho]

BRAKING NEWS! The popular youtube and twitch streamer Moist Critical passes gass live on his youtube at time stamp 5:50. Will he ever financially recover?

[@alexanderdraganov1847]

Did he just fart on command? This man is a risk taker.

[@tayzonday]

I wasn’t sure who said something bannable on Overwatch voice so I filed a report on the wrong person saying “Jon Doe MIGHT have said [inappropriate thing], please investigate.” Dexerto cuts the clip off BEFORE I type the report and gives it a headline “TAY ZONDAY REPORTS WRONG PLAYER” with a whole article acting like I just make up accusations for personal entertainment. I was like “Ok, this is a really slow news day 🤦‍♂️😂”

[@xc_xc-xcrewx]

Chocolate Rain

[@insiderperson18279]

Hey Tay hope you had a good birthday last week 😊

[@Olympia958]

CHOCOLATE RAINNN!!!

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@DoctaSab]

Hi Mr. Zonday, hope you’re doing well. Sorry your accidental report got blown out of proportion. Thank you for your music ❤️

[@novalun3]

EDIT: this is not meant to be a deep comment, lol. it was more to show that there's often a disconnect between the writers of these articles and their subjects. to clarify: i'm on the creative copywriting side which is a very stable, 401k-jobs type of industry, we take on projects as a company and therefore don't have to rely on digital impressions as much. Full-time writer here (not for Dexterto), to give insight on the "behind the scenes" of these articles. Whether a journalist uses AI or not doesn't really matter, the main issue is when hired, we have to crank out unreasonable amounts of articles and the more *shocking* or *clickbaity* it is, the more interactions they get. So most journalists in charge of these articles probably don't care what they're cranking out, as long as it can please the higher ups and likely to land them bonuses, etc. So the issue at the end of the day is the company model -- they don't prioritize *quality, they prioritize quantity* and when you do that, eventually you're just gonna get garbage.

[@Jerry11606]

If they don't care, why do they defend it so hard

[@U.N._Owen.]

@@Jerry11606 probably public image, if nobody visits their websites then it doesn't matter how clickbaity they are

[@lawzy7172]

*insight

[@dumbassdude8372]

That's what happens if you try to market yourself as being unbias as possible but also needing sponsorship money

[@rockycaroozo]

@@lawzy7172righter*

[@Lunar1fy]

5:45 i feel like every ten moist videos theres always somthing that catches me off gaurd

[@JohnPork-gr3bx]

remember the guns

[@MisterFox734]

i feel like between this and the articles that just act like theyre gonna tell you something that you might not know but then just circle back to nothing are literally the worst of the internet. blowing up the article doesnt make me wanna read it any more

[@NortheastGun]

If a site asks me to turn off my Adblock, I don’t go on it. I’m not that interested in something that I know is BS.

[@Unknown_Genius]

the worst sites are the ones that allow ad block but literally hide the whole article behind a paywall. There's just no way that you'd put anything important behind a wall and forcing me to pay for access, not to mention that I don't want to support a news outlet at all that literally forces people to pay to be able to read information no matter how little info or how unimportant it is. Information should be free, not a luxury that some people can't afford.

[@p-__]

my farts are better than Charlie's farts

[@JasonBrodyM9]

Every site that's requests that won't let you use it even with it disabled

[@flamingdog9207]

​@@JasonBrodyM9for real it's like they'll practically demand like "nonono, you might have disabled it on this site, but we can tell the extension is still installed. We demand that you delete that extension from your browser immediately, and a written apology for daring to use such software"

[@NortheastGun]

@@JasonBrodyM9 lmao! I never even went that far to find that out, that's good to know.

[@red_totality]

I wouldn't be surprised if the next article is "Breaking: Old Man yells at Clouds"

[@Fantabulousgames]

dang their reporting on Biden now

[@ukitkatcello6306]

Specifically with that bad grammar and bad title capitalization lol

[@bossbrent]

🙄still? That's an obscenely old joke but what about Trump's dementia? ​@@Fantabulousgames

[@Fantabulousgames]

@@bossbrent I’ve never seen an example of trumps dementia compared to bidens complete lack of knowing what planet he’s on

[@Mxsfit11Six]

Whenever I have to look at an article, I always get my phone's AI to summarize it lol

[@dwaffle9952]

Dexerto as soon as Charlie breathes: “Write that down! Write that down!”

[@DashBlue]

I felt like Charlie was staring into my soul as he dropped that triple trumpet threat

[@pros_0143]

**treat 🤤

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

​@@pros_0143🤨

[@allison._.marieeee]

@@pros_0143aight bruh

[@sonicmanchild8649]

@@pros_0143Nah wtf 😭

[@yelhsasokolova8561]

The way you borderline shart yourself on camera and still find a way to seamlessly incorporate said sharts into the video's dialogue is true art and something actually worth writing an article about.

[@p-__]

my farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@thebarberian246]

@@p-__ Not in this case, no

[@Made_In_Heaven88]

​​@@p-__I think Charlie might be fully aware of your copy and paste elementary ass and that was squarely directed at you wherever you're a bot or not you're the most annoying commentor on Charlie's channel like ffs kid it wasn't funny the first time

[@DubberRucks]

@thebarberian246 - bot comments are not worth it

[@Ilivepuppys]

that was a dry fart I have IBS I can hear when a fart is wet and you shit yourself, trust me I have done it many time (luckly all at home, as it seems I have a shy bowel) so they where normal farts

[@pyrascheme]

I noticed a lot of these types of articles being recommended to me on my Google News slide of my phone

[@btng515]

Watching this in my car with subs that first desk punch scared tf outta me

[@DougBurgum4VP]

If social media banned these "pranks" they would stop.

[@davies1012]

Eh idk, think hot tub streamers. Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

[@sillywillywillysilly]

kick:

[@connorgray6474]

@@davies1012Twitch made a category for hot tub streams though

[@ThisIsCool45]

Losers who are defending these acts would start crying “censorship” lol

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@B4RR4F4]

Dexerto’s next article will be: “KZbin MoistCr1tikal farts 3 times while calling out Dexerto” 😂😂😂

[@devonwilliams2423]

“Is Charlie truly playing his little ass trumpet 🎺 or is he secretly titillating his tuba?”

[@LBdreamin]

Tim for sure has a poopy b-hole tho

[@kenswords]

Where's the "P" bot when we need him?

[@ORMONDROPON]

I knew if I scrolled far enough someone would have already beat me to it

[@aparks1437]

💨 💨 💨

[@FischlKinnie]

Watched this while trying to figure out how to draw a couch for my popup book

[@Dionysus-senpai]

Android kept pushing scummy Gamesradar notifications on me for some reason, despite all of it being both clickbait and lies. I eventually got tired of right-swiping titles whose article I knew would ruin my morning and just straight up disabled all site notifications. Never looked back.

[@rampagexcross7100]

5:45 Those FARTS- LMAO

[@aliteralblueberry7837]

The fact the farts matched up perfectly makes it even better

[@rampagexcross7100]

@@aliteralblueberry7837 TRUE EVEN HIS FARTS SPEAK STRAIGHT UP FAX

[@lolzforlunch]

i looked for a lot of article sites when i was bored at work, its actually really hard to find places that dont just regurgitate the same article from a different site with words switched around like a highschool essay

[@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq]

I’m a writer, so if I ever spend time doing journaling, I hope I don’t barrage my website with ads, even I know how annoying it is.

[@starbucktargaryen473]

DUDE I can go to multiple websites and it is THE same article word by word save a few changed/omitted here and there. I was taught plagiarism was bad in 3rd GRADE bro so like. Whats up

[@jenniferb.awesome]

I've noticed that too, that every news article is the same word for word. I would think that would be plagiarism, but somehow they get away with it, maybe cus they're all copying from one source that tells them what to write? I've looked up why it's like that and couldn't find a valid reason.

[@TBG497]

@@jenniferb.awesome It depends on what kind of news you mean, but if the article says somewhere it's by something like "The Associated Press", the reason it's repeated word-for-word across multiple platforms is because The Associated Press is a wire service. They do the original work, and other outlets pay them to post it on their page. It adds a bit of coverage they might not otherwise have the resources to gather themselves. Other major wires you might see include Agence France-Presse (AFP) and Reuters.

[@panzerkampfwagenviiifromspace]

him talking about the ads reminds me of fandom

[@blacklight683]

journalism is very dangerous, not because of the job but because of the people so most people go with the safe route

[@jor1469]

Hearing Charles music come out is beautiful 5:45

[@TheFriendshipTunnel]

His sweet stinky symphonies

[@legendarycryptid2629]

I don't know why, but the contrast of the old man and Charlie's face in the thumbnail is sending me.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate dry ice in a vid 💪

[@diaperamess]

did it kill you? are you dead ong fr fr ?

[@FleeTheFactory31]

I think you just really wanted to say that something was "sending you" and you picked something stupid as an excuse.

[@Bubaiel]

@@FleeTheFactory31 or it just genuinely tickled them? I mean I was pretty amused by the thumbnail when I saw it like Jesus Christ why is that of all things so hard to believe 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@VegaNorth]

Is it possible for local libraries to have subscriptions to local and national news?

[@deopping]

Not only are they filled with ads. You can never find anything about the article. They water-board the article so much that you click off before you actually find what the article is supposed to talk about

[@churchprice]

6:01 bro just casually rips a trio of toots than uses it to futher a point now thats commentary

[@blahblah-wl2uz]

10/10 solid fart break

[@flameystick4628]

why that timestamp it doesn't make sense or am I stupid because i've been awake for more than 27 hours at this point

[@nonefots]

a TootsTrio if you will

[@KUwUpa]

The one time the fart bot would be appropriate and it doesn't show up.

[@Clown_Syndrome]

​@@KUwUpafr

[@nrlsan36_34]

5:46 Take that bots, your farts are NOT better than Charlie's.

[@p-__]

my farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@truezephyr4431]

On cue...

[@nrlsan36_34]

@@p-__ canonically false

[@fivenumbers8053]

To be fair the bots might win this one

[@Anxiety_Asylum]

@@p-__find god. bot

[@IgScar]

0:53 That School of Rock reference went hard

[@DaddiDrako]

Charlie: harassing old people is bad New sites:KZbinr takes heroic stance against elderly harassment

[@applejuiceman]

Can’t wait for dexerto to make an article on this video

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts

[@ronture8279]

I tipped the article writer, so I hope she does a follow-up article.

[@coolman6446]

Dexerto makes a nothing burger article about Charlie Charlie makes a 10 minute nothing burger video about nothing burger article Gigachad plays

[@LuisSierra42]

And the cycle of life starts again

[@p-__]

my farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

[@DubberRucks]

Fr dude should see how far he can go with this. 😂

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@p-__ 5:46 says otherwise

[@joejackson4966]

As a journalism/media major, it was probably because of deadline constraints. After looking into journalism jobs, it seems that companies ask for like, 20-30 articles a month.

[@FashionablyL8]

Cant wait to read an article about this later

[@glandorin3102]

The eye contact at 5:45, during his farts. Love it. Istantly have a connection.

[@BraveClementine]

This is why- no joke- I still read the newspaper Edit: Talking about his opening statement of ads in the online news articles.

[@Randomdude34]

I love newspapers, when I finish with one u use it for my scrap book

[@lilfattcatt7758]

Honestly newspapers go hard The local ones go so hard

[@wildfire9280]

Local papers need to stop going bankrupt, tabloid sites do

[@BraveClementine]

@@lilfattcatt7758 The Epoch Times is my go to.

[@dockydock2167]

I can't wait for their article on this!

[@jerricaleonard2123]

Headline's probably gonna be something along the lines of "Moistcr1tikal/penguinz0 literally shits on us", considering the farts he let loose over the course of the video. Bots DNI.

[@derekrequiem4359]

5:45 those "my farts are better than Charlie's farts" bots been really quiet after Charlie dropped this banger 👀👀🔥🔥🔥

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts 💨

[@foxi7924]

Nvm there he is​@@p-__

[@GamerManEd1yz_]

​@@p-__ 😤

[@brochili]

*slams hands on table* "Agreed."

[@hydroids]

​@@Univaryy🌽

[@desante12637]

@@Univaryy my guy is hating on every comment 😭

[@kasumi16]

@@Univaryyyo videos corny

[@ogAlacath]

@@Univaryy just like the shi you're talking my guy

[@desante12637]

@@kasumi16 he definitely would make it into a Minecraft Cameo as a skeleton. 😂

[@king_sombrero8193]

My favorite type of articles is: "You don't have THIS in your car? You're gonna get a $30,000 ticket!" *clicks article* "It all started when I was 7[...]" *2 pages of yapping later* "A driver in (insert any other country in the world) racked up tickets worth $30,000. That's it!"

[@extract3959]

True like what the fuck do they expect you to do with that information

[@yumiro0102]

I've noticed more and more food blogs do this too, give me a whole backstory of some summer childhood memory that had nothing to do with the apple pie recipe and then when you finally get to the recipe after endless scrolling it's either newsletter-locked or doesn't even use apples.

[@mrguy124]

@@yumiro0102 It's Search engine optimization (SEO) and what's mainly causing this bullshit. To get highly ranked on search results they have to have that kind of crap otherwise they get deranked by the crawler.

[@garystinten9339]

The easiest way to bypass it is to up the page number in the website link bar

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

That's nothing compared to that time I found an article titled something like, "Photographer discovered an old photo album that he regretted opening", and it went on over 90 pages with at least the first 50 pages blabbering about the photographer's life told in 1-2 lines of sentences per page.

[@CloakLord]

I hope they make an article over this.

[@DMTInfinity]

Luigi's Balls is also up there in my Favorites too.

[@Rebsterk]

Guy : eats lunch Dexerto : A man has eaten a hotdog at approximately 11:24 PM

[@_s.o.l_]

Did it have cheese

[@antigrats]

ah yes, lunch at 11 pm

[@DubberRucks]

Man: sneezes Dexerto: allergies can make you sneeze.

[@ItsBoFoSho]

I've had a number of articles written on my stupid ass Reddit posts and I'm an absolute nobody. It baffles me every time it happens

[@DubberRucks]

You know what that means then? Write the stupidest article you can and watch them go ham! You're a puppet master now. 😂

[@krollgrend1888]

Anyone hosting an article titled "reddit/twitter user [ ] reports" on their website should be discredited and categorized as a content platform rather than a journalistic platform.

[@BJGvideos]

​@@krollgrend1888Idk I can see there being SOME usage for it but only if the person has some actual expertise or first hand knowledge in a field. Like if they witnessed something important and posted about it

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

​@@BJGvideos but stuff like that is rarely able to be verified on Reddit. I can see it being valid if the article is about a dangerous or culturally significant Internet phenomenon and uses multiple Internet posts as evidence that the issue is widespread. but that's a bit different from writing an article about one post that someone made on Reddit

[@krollgrend1888]

@@BJGvideos Then they should interview that user. Not report on what a user said with no way to verify any information.

[@candidgamera]

I had fully imagined a second 'T' in their name, reading it as 'Dexter 2'

[@Riv3rz]

Bro that fart combo made me turn on sticky keys 😭😭

[@ingtapoot]

I almost got hired on for the most low-effort news content generator before. I was looking for remote work and these guys had me write a couple of trial articles - each took 10 minutes tops, just Google and skim a couple other articles and summarize them. I could tell that the point was pumping out as much content as possible, not necessarily research, fact checking or reporting. I didn't end up taking the job, but I absolutely believe that news outlets are going downhill. Everything is falling victim to the corporate greed machine, low effort + high profits and ever-increasing competition.

[@Ilivepuppys]

if this was offered to you, why wouldn't you take it. this seems like the most easiest job known to man, you could even ask chatGPT about the drama and just copy them. I feel you didn't get the job as why would you turn down making money this easy.

[@miniak9593]

​@@Ilivepuppysmy man, have some self respect, there is life outside money

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@miniak9593 not really, getting offered a job, you get paid to do an easy job for money? how would anyone turn that down. here let me write an article, for shitty click bait. "ingtapoot turns down the best job for such easy work, what he does next will shock even you!" "miniak9593 thinks money isn't needed, but what happens next will not even shock you, he became homeless in less than 10 days! you won't believe how much money he wasted, the number may shock you, but we have it all down for you to read it!" Now hard copies of the titles but this took me maybe 1 minute, spent an hour and I could turn these into true clickbait news

[@nood1le]

Bruh just take the job. Way better than having you take calls

[@ingtapoot]

@@Ilivepuppys I had a better opportunity with better pay elsewhere

[@solidskullz5736]

You can tell just how desperate they are for clicks when they write about just about every damn thing they could possible think of

[@Univaryy]

No one cares about yo comment

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@carlcarlson5553]

Its actually kind of inspiring if you think about it.

[@Hollis181]

A bit like these youtube comments, which are of no substance whatsoever and posted as quickly as possible after video publication for likes!

[@beeptonelettuce]

they got a whole ass category on their website for you, documenting every time you take a piss by the looks of it lol

[@OctopusFlapjack]

2:05 "I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down'."

[@FoxiKittyPayday]

perturbator pfp, opinion valid.

[@adamations7737]

Charlie got that "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed" look whenever it comes to sad internet losers

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

[@Billy23562]

@@p-__wtf bruh

[@DubberRucks]

Yeah like he's the parent and Dexerto is his disappointing son. 🤣

[@jerricaleonard2123]

And that includes the bot.

[@miskipinki1575]

those 3 farts need an article written about them 😭

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts

[@OuPoot999]

Dexerto's article for tomorrow: "Moist Critical mentions Dexerto!!!"

[@jaerockchalk3216]

ads? what ads? i have not seen ads in probably 5-6 years

[@reesesinpieces5082]

I'm glad someone else feels this way. I don't use Twitter anymore because of how often these nothing "articles" would appear on my feed

[@Yue_mariin00]

just block the accounts and click not interested lol i don't get them at all

[@mcbyt]

5:46 those toots had more character than the average dexerto article

[@Univaryy]

Corny Npc

[@MonochromeRed]

@@Univaryyyou’re taking the time to comment on every comment about the fart. That’s cornier.

[@chimmi21]

Hey what shampoo do you use?

[@hikaboom]

The Poots to emphasize ur point was gold

[@CptColtAnimation]

As a journalism student I agree. I’m disgusted with how everyone’s just in it for the money now. I brought up in a class that I refuse to visit any journalism website because of ads and stupid pay walls to see anything and the professors were offended “they need to make money”

[@xjakanton2576]

I hope you find likeminded journalists.

[@DubberRucks]

People like that probably click on those links that are viruses because they can get "free xyz if they click now". 🤣

[@koicheese]

Wishing you the best, need more like you!!

[@SavedByFaith9981]

Because they like all those journalists obey a master LOL if journalism teachers actually taught you to do what you need to then maybe we would have caught Epstein or diddy sooner……..maybe conspiracy theorists are better journalists.

[@BJGvideos]

Tell the professors everyone needs to make money but some things are frowned upon. Hell, we demonize sex workers but they're not hurting society like sellout "journalists" do. Why don't we demonize that instead?

[@Highwayguy100]

I will do 0 pushups for every like this comment gets

[@chaoticgaming3317]

㋡

[@majin_ap]

Challenge accepted, me too

[@BadgePOV]

cringe liking your own comment

[@DougBurgum4VP]

Asking for likes is just pathetic

[@czhween]

50 likes. Now u gotta do 0 pushups, good luck.

[@zachmhuber]

I’m waiting for this to be on another article

[@kurshtop8299]

Watching modern journalism trying to find its spot in digital media is like watching deer walking on ice

[@Scarfather2]

Can't wait for the dexerto article on this comes out.

[@TheMistOfThePast]

I've been a 'journalist' for one of these sites before. You get paid 10 dollars per article, but you have to do all the linking, research, and images and stuff yourself it ends up taking 3 hours (the max time limit they allow you to spend on each article). This was before AI, so a lot of people just ended up writing about things they like, it's probably a fan just writing something random about you.

[@ronture8279]

Is this like community journalism or something like that?

[@laurabustos6560]

I hate to point this out, but the hrs for $10 is less than Even the federal minimum wage.

[@ishitthenigiggle]

​@@laurabustos6560 yessss ...hence why the word "been" was used meaning past tense so you can finally lay that one to rest neo you did your part big hero

[@TalkingLoon]

Okay but you can work from home, no commute, no gas, no insurance, costs you nothing, you watch the video (research) linking takes 3 seconds. No reason a competent person couldn't make $30/h while I'm out there on construction sites busting my ass to make somewhere almost close to that minus all my expenses. Without my job everything you see would crumble and shut down, without these "journalists" ... well, I guess you'd save a lot of people's time, gee what a shame. World's smallest violin for you.

[@Yosh_XXL]

Who's paying your Internet?

[@KMal1337]

I love how I can always count on Dexerto to post a Nothing Burger article that abruptly stops. I thrive off that feeling like I'm going to read another sentence or paragraph and it just ends.

[@MonochromeRed]

5:46 I wish I was that chair.

[@notavaliblein3d]

I refuse to open an article on my phone I’d rather not know