I'm Really Tired of This Now

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[@PosiWritesStories]

"MoistCritikal slams Dexerto for worthless, superficial articles" -Dexerto tomorrow

[@caiden2359]

Lmfao

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

​@@p-__ shut up Read more...

[@bryanp5843]

Surprised he didn't make a joke about it

[@udayshahin10]

Don't forget the "worthless" lol

[@th3thatguy631]

Beat me to it. For real tho i wouldnt be suprised at all

[@danielthrasher]

Those toots felt like something out of a South Park episode

[@ngf]

it is something out of a South Park episode, Charlie is AI-Generated

[@vandettfnf]

danielle

[@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN]

Got a south park ad right before this video while coming across your comment at the same time lmfaooo

[@thewiledkowboy69421]

true

[@DotMeister]

igowallah

[@ThatTravGuy]

"This is low bar" [Literally farts] Never change, Charlie.

[@samwan_9113]

​@@p-__First time your comment kinda make sense

[@Nemo67577]

5:46 “Low brow” I believe was the term he used.

[@h3w45]

​@samwan_9113 Charlie's are still better though

[@samwan_9113]

@@h3w45 Of course it is

[@HelperUTTP]

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[@hamburgerdog25]

You want to talk about ads, I've been seeing this on youtube. I've been noticing lately that youtube seems to prioritize their advertizers over their viewers. Before, they were trying to play 4 ads in one break by restarting the page after 2 ads ran through in order to play 2 more, and all 4 are unskippable. Then they added that feature where even if you skip the first ad, instead of going to the video like it should it takes you to the next ad. Now they're putting ad banners even after you watch it at the bottom of the video screen, and you cant exit it out like it used to back in the day, its just there and you have to deal with it. This is ludicrous

[@notyourordinarydad4549]

These fucking game ads are just taking the piss at this point.

[@Lilb0502]

Its so fucking annoying

[@headphonesaxolotl]

This is why I never leave home without good ol' Ublock Origin.

[@CRTeeny]

IF you've an adblocker active at all on your browser, even if youve omitted youtube from the add-on, they still hit you with the forced ads, and entirely remove the skip button. at this point youtube is being leading the charge against the use of adblocker's entirely. it has so far seemed that if you've an adblocker at all, used or not, they will slap you for it.

[@Leeloo-Foxx]

they're also experimenting with stitching ads directly into videos now according to the guy who made sponsorblock

[@AGreatDayForHockey]

Quotas. I've interviewed for a position with Dexerto and their expectations are wild: - 15 articles per week - Must pitch all your own work - Must self-edit They don't seem to really care about quality, they just want you churning out content as quickly and frequently as possible for that sweet, sweet ad revenue. If you fall off your chair and projectile shit a turd onto your ceiling, you bet that will be an article. I feel bad for the "journalists" who are really just trying to earn some extra revenue and get their name out there.

[@DoritosAndMountainDew]

I have to wonder: Do they even have standards? Can you write about anything? Can you just make things up?

[@lastpringle8904]

I'd just pump out an article shilling my favourite PS1 and PS2 games

[@Miska-px9xh]

Actually being able to take a projectile shit on a ceiling is quite impressive. I would read that article.

[@AGreatDayForHockey]

@@DoritosAndMountainDew They do, from a technical standpoint. However, what they deem to be “news worthy” is up for debate. Eventually, these types of articles will be done through ChatGPT, I’m sure of that, but for now that practice is highly frowned upon.

[@AGreatDayForHockey]

@@lastpringle8904 Articles would still need to be relevant to today’s interests, which is why we often see big content creators and influencers being targeted. PS1 and PS2 games wouldn’t receive a fraction of the interest, unfortunately. It’s all about the clickbait.

[@darryllmaybe3881]

Can't wait for their AI to pick up this video for an article not realizing you're roasting them.

[@moreyourpops155]

"MoistCritikal slams useless news outlet with ai generated content"

[@katlicks]

Is it AI generated? It's already so low effort I didn't even notice

[@sayantanchatterjee3626]

@@katlicks it's not AI generated. The writers are given absurd targets and are practically forced to pick up whatever they can hook people into, either by genuine information or just rage-bait. I'm not a writer but I've worked in a similar org before and that's how it usually is.

[@katlicks]

@@sayantanchatterjee3626 Honestly coulda fooled me, a lot of blog like "news" sites end up being very GPT replaceable. Not that i doubt there's real people, these sites have existed 20 years at this level of discourse and depth. It's just fast junk is fast junk, human or machine.

[@JC_923]

If they aren't AI then they will be replaced by AI soon

[@Ghostee333]

i had an article pop up when i opened google titled something along the lines of "Family guy creator Seth Mcfarlane announces end of family guy" then when i clicked on it they literally say "Seth has no plans on ending family guy anytime soon". its not even clickbait anymore its just lying.

[@bluebirdoz9055]

And that part will be at the very bottom of the article, so you have to read the whole thing.

[@Dice-Z]

Clickbait IS lying.

[@PyxeledGenesis]

​@@Dice-Z Bro pick your battles this is such a non issue to comment abt

[@ryanquick07]

​@p-__ audio proof rn or sus

[@trivialrant9808]

I saw this exact same article and it made me irrationally angry

[@sunisntreal]

0:52 it pisses me off so much, I don’t even click on news articles anymore. I spend more time clicking x off the ads than actually reading it

[@AquaShibby3000]

Yesss and it's padded out with so much useless information for the first 5 paragraphs.

[@mmmyo309]

It feels like more ads than the content I came for which also seems like KZbin now

[@krel7160]

If I click on a news article and I'm hit with "Please subscribe to our newsletter!" or "We need your email and an account to view this article!"... I'm just going to treat it as the dodgy third party website that it is and retreat back to safety. And probably run every antispyware/antimalware program I have afterwards.

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

“Why is this an article? Why is this even noteworthy” are questions I ask myself of about 95% of the articles I see news outlets posting online. Especially if it’s on the MSN homepage.

[@lordrisay]

Because free journalism doesn't make enough money to keep the lights on so they rely on clicks on ads.

[@mohammedsami6907]

Gonna be honest, i ask those same questions whenever charlie or some other commentator make a video reacting to some benign event on the internet. Those are a lot common and more popular despite having the same amount of substance. Their rage bait videos seem even worse.

[@BlueJayz474]

I purposefully started using Opera GX just so I don’t have to see the MSN homepage whenever I open my browser.

[@kamisama9421]

@@mohammedsami6907 There's some degree of entertainment with charlies videos at least, he makes jokes and tries to talk about things he actually finds funny/interesting. These journalists are just using Ai to crank out garbage left and right to make a quick buck, you could argue that even charlie/other content creators are just trying to make a quick buck but at least they're usually trying to provide something

[@toucan2227]

​@@mohammedsami6907 asmongold is the worst offender in regards to ragebait. Not that there aren't problems, but the titles, thumbnails, the frequency of uploads... it's hard not to despise it as you grow older. It must be hell being a teenager at this age of late-stage internet, with social media not anymore as an "extra" in daily life, but instead with people spending most of their freetime just browsing twitter instead of making actual human connections. Jesus. This chronically online trend with teenagers is getting so bad you have some even forgetting how to socialize normally. Social medias and influencers are to blame, as teenagers lack the brain capacity to distinguish between what is relevant and what is useless and non-important.

[@Preston_R_S]

5:45 He lets the gas speak what a legend

[@Preston_R_S]

Check the shorts tho Charlie

[@Univaryy]

Ya so corny

[@lycanrocmare2341]

@@Univaryy Do you eat food?

[@rodrigozanabria2978]

"Its about ass"

[@ShylvaNeko]

@@p-__ the one time a bot seems like it isnt

[@griffinlaw9367]

My local newspaper once published an article about my grandfather playing (not even winning) a lottery ticket.

[@pbsuite]

Next article: Charlie has the nerve to call us out for making articles about him

[@teamjam2863]

Man may have not won the lottery, but he did win 5 minutes of fame.

[@dr.markus-level3researcher]

​@@pbsuite LMAO

[@kevinleewilliams5119]

Sounds like MS Delta news lol small towns might be broke but they are rich with stories about men who rolled the dice and played the big lotto.

[@frenchyroastify]

Don't keep us in suspense; what happened?

[@Raisin_Fighter]

We are in a era where headlines are just the whole article. People literally don't look at them and writers just do vomit journalism.

[@zepharephic5381]

Agreed. I hate reading todays journalism. It's exactly like he describes it but somehow worse

[@Ryan-mw9pm]

5:46 *Penguinz0 farts on our efforts* - Dextero

[@XXTw1st3dXx]

Wanna see some deleted tweets from drake.

[@adrianhernandez1328]

Where’s that “my farts are better than Charlie’s farts” bot when you need it?

[@William_Bill_Overbeck]

​@@adrianhernandez1328 My farts are better than Charlie's shits

[@adrianhernandez1328]

@@XXTw1st3dXx not you, the other bot

[@lceBreak3r]

@@XXTw1st3dXxno i dont

[@MoonWielder]

Honestly, this could also be said for YT shorts. Whenever I scroll through my feed, there is usually someone who grabs a story that has their voice over it. With no effort to provide insight, they just state the obvious of what's already known. Then they have the nerve to tell me to subscribe at the end when they provided absolutely nothing.

[@deathstrike]

Less than nothing actually. YT shorts are like that Walmart visit that makes you want to take a shower after the horrors you have witnessed. You feel dirty, you feel you lost brain cells, and you feel like those precious minutes you wasted watching it can never be given back.

[@gregorslana7723]

Dont forget hot chicks. The first thing they do is give me 6 hot chicks to choose from, obviously i click one, and then you get normal shorts...

[@Yuuki_Asuna]

@@deathstrike how dramatic, just chill,it ain't that deep

[@deathstrike]

@@Yuuki_Asuna And neither is YT shorts.

[@guillermogerrycabrera7625]

The only videos i watch from yt shorts are random meme compilations. Thats it. Im fine with that.

[@onedaywe.llallbeghosts]

can't even open an article on my phone anymore. there was this one time i did and an ad covered 99% of the screen and i couldn't even close it. ya'll i know what an adblocker is but i DON'T need it. i never go to sites with that many ads anymore.

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate dry ice in a vid 💪

[@n.a.g.7383]

get ad block

[@SleepyMook]

Journalism is an absolute toilet bowl of content nowadays.

[@DeliciousDogMeat]

that’s crazy

[@jas17p]

Or it'll be a little tiny x that even the tiniest finger can't hit. Not to mention some have a fake one. Like really? And then they wonder why people use ad blockers

[@Weege8888]

5:45 casually farts the beginning of the mario theme, well done sir.

[@zacharysherry2910]

"that shit blows ass" -Charlie

[@sunburnteggandstuff]

Reminds me of the pharaohs curse sound effect lol

[@PrimeDecanus]

5:45 Charlie playing the trumpet

[@BriannaBow]

​@@JoshuaAndres🤨

[@Rafael-vy5vg]

What a talented musician

[@woop6078]

Are his viewers really this young?

[@eeraj1524]

@@woop6078 "how can I be different today"

[@BadJokesBrian]

Decerto tomorrow “SHOCKING! Moistcritikal is a multi instrumentalist, debuts trumpet skills in latest video.

[@tinokami]

Browsing news articles w/o an ad blocker should be considered a punishment

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate dry ice in a vid 💪💪

[@zilexfaulty]

And then they hit you with a nuh uh so I dox their whereabouts (joke)

[@hendrix8602]

I haven't used an adblock that works in ages, I hope these count as time when I go to hell for looking into the awful awful creators charlie mentions in his videos

[@Dime_time333]

​@@MusclemanOnCameojoined 5 hours ago.

[@HelperUTTP]

My Gmail got hacked and he factory reset my mobile using find my device, please some one help My Gmail got hacked and he factory reset my device using find my phone, i lost all data in my mobile and he changed password of my gmail and recovery number also please help 🙏 what shud i do now my Gmail is to important for me i have all study documents and work experience letter in my Gmail it's to impotent for my future please some help me in this problem 😭 😭, wail recovery its not asking old passwords are any questions to prow my ownership plz help me

[@hydramag_dragon1244]

4:10 The fruit isn't even hanging. It's on the ground, rotting.

[@Bullboy_Adventures]

Im gonna steal that comment

[@scrapeddiamonds5776]

@@Bullboy_Adventures im gonna steal your comment about you stealing that comment

[@Senor_Penor]

@@scrapeddiamonds5776 I'm gonna steal your comment about you stealing that guys comment who was originally stealing the first comment.

[@4ryxx]

I’m going to steal the comment that bull boy adventures said he was going to steal after scrapped diamonds said he was going to steal it and than senor penor said he was going to steal before any of us did

[@TheNamelessVR]

I'm stealing all of your comments

[@Grizzly7155]

the p.diddy joke aged so well

[@autumwho]

Totally agree with you but one of my biggest pet peeves about modern "journalism" is the fact that it's almost impossible to find an article these days that isn't filled with tweets or Instagram posts

[@werknemerful]

Why even read articles to begin with? Journalism was dead long dead during the MSN days

[@dman6093]

It's an absolute nightmare. I would install a filter to hide any article with "twitter," but if people embrace the X rebrand it'll be a whole lot of effort for nothing.

[@plingvivin3032]

@@p-__ Then prove it 5:45

[@misterhoobomaster]

5:46 *KZbinr Penguinz0 creates classical music* - Dextero

[@Andylscool]

@@p-__I’ll be honest this is the only moment where this comment makes sense

[@misterhoobomaster]

@@Univaryy I don't care.

[@errolcarunan]

@@Univaryy why do you look like that fake alien from texas?

[@AnonymousChannel512]

@@Univaryy Nobody cares.

[@requiemthethethe]

@@Univaryyeveryone’s laughing at your sad, pathetic existence as nothing more than a bot that cannot think nor feel

[@tayzonday]

I wasn’t sure who said something bannable on Overwatch voice so I filed a report on the wrong person saying “Jon Doe MIGHT have said [inappropriate thing], please investigate.” Dexerto cuts the clip off BEFORE I type the report and gives it a headline “TAY ZONDAY REPORTS WRONG PLAYER” with a whole article acting like I just make up accusations for personal entertainment. I was like “Ok, this is a really slow news day 🤦‍♂️😂”

[@xc_xc-xcrewx]

Chocolate Rain

[@insiderperson18279]

Hey Tay hope you had a good birthday last week 😊

[@Olympia958]

CHOCOLATE RAINNN!!!

[@DoctaSab]

Hi Mr. Zonday, hope you’re doing well. Sorry your accidental report got blown out of proportion. Thank you for your music ❤️

[@adamwest8711]

Easy news, not slow news.

[@waxybho]

BRAKING NEWS! The popular youtube and twitch streamer Moist Critical passes gass live on his youtube at time stamp 5:50. Will he ever financially recover?

[@novalun3]

EDIT: this is not meant to be a deep comment, lol. it was more to show that there's often a disconnect between the writers of these articles and their subjects. to clarify: i'm on the creative copywriting side which is a very stable, 401k-jobs type of industry, we take on projects as a company and therefore don't have to rely on digital impressions as much. Full-time writer here (not for Dexterto), to give insight on the "behind the scenes" of these articles. Whether a journalist uses AI or not doesn't really matter, the main issue is when hired, we have to crank out unreasonable amounts of articles and the more *shocking* or *clickbaity* it is, the more interactions they get. So most journalists in charge of these articles probably don't care what they're cranking out, as long as it can please the higher ups and likely to land them bonuses, etc. So the issue at the end of the day is the company model -- they don't prioritize *quality, they prioritize quantity* and when you do that, eventually you're just gonna get garbage.

[@Jerry11606]

If they don't care, why do they defend it so hard

[@U.N._Owen.]

@@Jerry11606 probably public image, if nobody visits their websites then it doesn't matter how clickbaity they are

[@lawzy7172]

*insight

[@dumbassdude8372]

That's what happens if you try to market yourself as being unbias as possible but also needing sponsorship money

[@rockycaroozo]

@@lawzy7172righter*

[@churchprice]

6:01 bro just casually rips a trio of toots than uses it to futher a point now thats commentary

[@blahblah-wl2uz]

10/10 solid fart break

[@flameystick4628]

why that timestamp it doesn't make sense or am I stupid because i've been awake for more than 27 hours at this point

[@nonefots]

a TootsTrio if you will

[@KUwUpa]

The one time the fart bot would be appropriate and it doesn't show up.

[@Clown_Syndrome]

​@@KUwUpafr

[@NortheastGun]

If a site asks me to turn off my Adblock, I don’t go on it. I’m not that interested in something that I know is BS.

[@Unknown_Genius]

the worst sites are the ones that allow ad block but literally hide the whole article behind a paywall. There's just no way that you'd put anything important behind a wall and forcing me to pay for access, not to mention that I don't want to support a news outlet at all that literally forces people to pay to be able to read information no matter how little info or how unimportant it is. Information should be free, not a luxury that some people can't afford.

[@JasonBrodyM9]

Every site that's requests that won't let you use it even with it disabled

[@flamingdog9207]

​@@JasonBrodyM9for real it's like they'll practically demand like "nonono, you might have disabled it on this site, but we can tell the extension is still installed. We demand that you delete that extension from your browser immediately, and a written apology for daring to use such software"

[@NortheastGun]

@@JasonBrodyM9 lmao! I never even went that far to find that out, that's good to know.

[@TehAnimationSparxx]

Written news is dead anyway, I never go on articles anymore. Find independent content creators you trust, you're actually better off getting news that way. One great channel is Some More News. Sure, you might say these people are biased. Yes, but are news sites not biased? Every major news site is owned by like 5 mega corporations, and just put out AI generated garbage anyway. And it's not just news. I can't even Google any issue anymore without the first page being full of websites with AI slop in them. I have to add "reddit" at the end of any search term to even have a hope of finding a real person's inputs on the topic. Google is largely to blame for this, btw.

[@Mimikins]

This makes me think of stuff I've tried to look up on game wiki's lately. Out of nowhere random ass music would start playing. I clicked the mute on all the video adsa and it still continued. The most ridiculous part is there was no voice, so it wasn't even reallt trying to sell something.

[@What.99]

Can’t wait until Dexerto writes an article on this video. “Moistcr1tikal slams journalists that write about him.”

[@DubberRucks]

And then proceed to name. Dexerto as the one getting called with ZERO self-awareness that it's aimed at them. 😂

[@peterk.2108]

I’m surprised Charlie even made a video about this, like yeah a tabloid made an article about you and it sucked

[@notfamos]

Yea weird doesn’t Charlie do basically the same thing.

[@codyeaster290]

@@notfamos "Yea weird doesn’t Charlie do basically the same thing" the different between Charlie and Dexerto is that Charlie is at-least honest about how small time his discussion videos are, since they're mostly about the weirdest, whackiest people the internet has to offer.

[@notfamos]

@@codyeaster290 and? Dexerto makes twitter posts about what they think will get views. Only difference is the medium they use

[@lolzforlunch]

i looked for a lot of article sites when i was bored at work, its actually really hard to find places that dont just regurgitate the same article from a different site with words switched around like a highschool essay

[@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq]

I’m a writer, so if I ever spend time doing journaling, I hope I don’t barrage my website with ads, even I know how annoying it is.

[@starbucktargaryen473]

DUDE I can go to multiple websites and it is THE same article word by word save a few changed/omitted here and there. I was taught plagiarism was bad in 3rd GRADE bro so like. Whats up

[@jenniferb.awesome]

I've noticed that too, that every news article is the same word for word. I would think that would be plagiarism, but somehow they get away with it, maybe cus they're all copying from one source that tells them what to write? I've looked up why it's like that and couldn't find a valid reason.

[@TBG497]

@@jenniferb.awesome It depends on what kind of news you mean, but if the article says somewhere it's by something like "The Associated Press", the reason it's repeated word-for-word across multiple platforms is because The Associated Press is a wire service. They do the original work, and other outlets pay them to post it on their page. It adds a bit of coverage they might not otherwise have the resources to gather themselves. Other major wires you might see include Agence France-Presse (AFP) and Reuters.

[@500ccRabbit]

If social media banned these "pranks" they would stop.

[@davies1012]

Eh idk, think hot tub streamers. Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

[@sillywillywillysilly]

kick:

[@connorgray6474]

@@davies1012Twitch made a category for hot tub streams though

[@ThisIsCool45]

Losers who are defending these acts would start crying “censorship” lol

[@johnathanroth6205]

@@connorgray6474 point proven then.

[@DerekIcelord]

This is why I run adblockers and never use my phone for stuff like this.

[@gargielf]

firefox mobile:

[@Just_a_Piano_]

I have some adblock browser from the appstore on my phone and it works perfectly fine, never seen an add in years on that same phone, it's honestly kept up with shittube ads just as fast as ublock

[@yelhsasokolova8561]

The way you borderline shart yourself on camera and still find a way to seamlessly incorporate said sharts into the video's dialogue is true art and something actually worth writing an article about.

[@thebarberian246]

@@p-__ Not in this case, no

[@Made_In_Heaven88]

​​@@p-__I think Charlie might be fully aware of your copy and paste elementary ass and that was squarely directed at you wherever you're a bot or not you're the most annoying commentor on Charlie's channel like ffs kid it wasn't funny the first time

[@DubberRucks]

@thebarberian246 - bot comments are not worth it

[@Ilivepuppys]

that was a dry fart I have IBS I can hear when a fart is wet and you shit yourself, trust me I have done it many time (luckly all at home, as it seems I have a shy bowel) so they where normal farts

[@legendarycryptid2629]

I don't know why, but the contrast of the old man and Charlie's face in the thumbnail is sending me.

[@MusclemanOnCameo]

I just ate dry ice in a vid 💪

[@diaperamess]

did it kill you? are you dead ong fr fr ?

[@FleeTheFactory31]

I think you just really wanted to say that something was "sending you" and you picked something stupid as an excuse.

[@Bubaiel]

@@FleeTheFactory31 or it just genuinely tickled them? I mean I was pretty amused by the thumbnail when I saw it like Jesus Christ why is that of all things so hard to believe 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@RJS2003]

​@@FleeTheFactory31 Must everyone have an ulterior motive in your eyes?

[@applejuiceman]

Can’t wait for dexerto to make an article on this video

[@ronture8279]

I tipped the article writer, so I hope she does a follow-up article.

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

Summary of video: (Dexerto makes boring articals) Charlie: "Who asked"

[@nrlsan36_34]

5:46 Take that bots, your farts are NOT better than Charlie's.

[@truezephyr4431]

On cue...

[@nrlsan36_34]

@@p-__ canonically false

[@fivenumbers8053]

To be fair the bots might win this one

[@Anxiety_Asylum]

@@p-__find god. bot

[@akihikohoshide3964]

MY FARTS ARE BETTER THAN CHARLIES FARTS

[@jor1469]

Hearing Charles music come out is beautiful 5:45

[@TheFriendshipTunnel]

His sweet stinky symphonies

[@DashBlue]

I felt like Charlie was staring into my soul as he dropped that triple trumpet threat

[@pros_0143]

**treat 🤤

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

​@@pros_0143🤨

[@allison._.marieeee]

@@pros_0143aight bruh

[@sonicmanchild8649]

@@pros_0143Nah wtf 😭

[@cosmic3077]

the diddy joke aged like fine wine

[@CptColtAnimation]

As a journalism student I agree. I’m disgusted with how everyone’s just in it for the money now. I brought up in a class that I refuse to visit any journalism website because of ads and stupid pay walls to see anything and the professors were offended “they need to make money”

[@xjakanton2576]

I hope you find likeminded journalists.

[@DubberRucks]

People like that probably click on those links that are viruses because they can get "free xyz if they click now". 🤣

[@SavedByFaith9981]

Because they like all those journalists obey a master LOL if journalism teachers actually taught you to do what you need to then maybe we would have caught Epstein or diddy sooner……..maybe conspiracy theorists are better journalists.

[@BJGvideos]

Tell the professors everyone needs to make money but some things are frowned upon. Hell, we demonize sex workers but they're not hurting society like sellout "journalists" do. Why don't we demonize that instead?

[@DanzTheGB]

Womp womp

[@blu3berry_skies]

I wouldn't be surprised if the next article is "Breaking: Old Man yells at Clouds"

[@Fantabulousgames]

dang their reporting on Biden now

[@ukitkatcello6306]

Specifically with that bad grammar and bad title capitalization lol

[@bossbrent]

🙄still? That's an obscenely old joke but what about Trump's dementia? ​@@Fantabulousgames

[@Fantabulousgames]

@@bossbrent I’ve never seen an example of trumps dementia compared to bidens complete lack of knowing what planet he’s on

[@B4RR4F4]

Dexerto’s next article will be: “KZbin MoistCr1tikal farts 3 times while calling out Dexerto” 😂😂😂

[@devonwilliams2423]

“Is Charlie truly playing his little ass trumpet 🎺 or is he secretly titillating his tuba?”

[@LBdreamin]

Tim for sure has a poopy b-hole tho

[@kenswords]

Where's the "P" bot when we need him?

[@ORMONDROPON]

I knew if I scrolled far enough someone would have already beat me to it

[@aparks1437]

💨 💨 💨

[@jinxbumpus7270]

That p-diddy joke hits different now 😭😭

[@h4jarr]

Fr😭😭

[@glandorin3102]

The eye contact at 5:45, during his farts. Love it. Istantly have a connection.

[@coolman6446]

Dexerto makes a nothing burger article about Charlie Charlie makes a 10 minute nothing burger video about nothing burger article Gigachad plays

[@LuisSierra42]

And the cycle of life starts again

[@DubberRucks]

Fr dude should see how far he can go with this. 😂

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@p-__ 5:46 says otherwise

[@ItsBoFoSho]

I've had a number of articles written on my stupid ass Reddit posts and I'm an absolute nobody. It baffles me every time it happens

[@DubberRucks]

You know what that means then? Write the stupidest article you can and watch them go ham! You're a puppet master now. 😂

[@krollgrend1888]

Anyone hosting an article titled "reddit/twitter user [ ] reports" on their website should be discredited and categorized as a content platform rather than a journalistic platform.

[@BJGvideos]

​@@krollgrend1888Idk I can see there being SOME usage for it but only if the person has some actual expertise or first hand knowledge in a field. Like if they witnessed something important and posted about it

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

​@@BJGvideos but stuff like that is rarely able to be verified on Reddit. I can see it being valid if the article is about a dangerous or culturally significant Internet phenomenon and uses multiple Internet posts as evidence that the issue is widespread. but that's a bit different from writing an article about one post that someone made on Reddit

[@krollgrend1888]

@@BJGvideos Then they should interview that user. Not report on what a user said with no way to verify any information.

[@king_sombrero8193]

My favorite type of articles is: "You don't have THIS in your car? You're gonna get a $30,000 ticket!" *clicks article* "It all started when I was 7[...]" *2 pages of yapping later* "A driver in (insert any other country in the world) racked up tickets worth $30,000. That's it!"

[@extract3959]

True like what the fuck do they expect you to do with that information

[@yumiro0102]

I've noticed more and more food blogs do this too, give me a whole backstory of some summer childhood memory that had nothing to do with the apple pie recipe and then when you finally get to the recipe after endless scrolling it's either newsletter-locked or doesn't even use apples.

[@mrguy124]

@@yumiro0102 It's Search engine optimization (SEO) and what's mainly causing this bullshit. To get highly ranked on search results they have to have that kind of crap otherwise they get deranked by the crawler.

[@garystinten9339]

The easiest way to bypass it is to up the page number in the website link bar

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

That's nothing compared to that time I found an article titled something like, "Photographer discovered an old photo album that he regretted opening", and it went on over 90 pages with at least the first 50 pages blabbering about the photographer's life told in 1-2 lines of sentences per page.

[@BraveClementine]

This is why- no joke- I still read the newspaper Edit: Talking about his opening statement of ads in the online news articles.

[@Randomdude34]

I love newspapers, when I finish with one u use it for my scrap book

[@lilfattcatt7758]

Honestly newspapers go hard The local ones go so hard

[@wildfire9280]

Local papers need to stop going bankrupt, tabloid sites do

[@BraveClementine]

@@lilfattcatt7758 The Epoch Times is my go to.

[@reesesinpieces5082]

I'm glad someone else feels this way. I don't use Twitter anymore because of how often these nothing "articles" would appear on my feed

[@Yue_mariin00]

just block the accounts and click not interested lol i don't get them at all

[@KirbySaysE]

Next article be like: Breaking: Small Branch Falls Off Tree

[@gittattle]

BREAKING NEWS: taking a shit rn

[@rampagexcross7100]

5:45 Those FARTS- LMAO

[@aliteralblueberry7837]

The fact the farts matched up perfectly makes it even better

[@rampagexcross7100]

@@aliteralblueberry7837 TRUE EVEN HIS FARTS SPEAK STRAIGHT UP FAX

[@greenpotato8744]

His bowels were cooking

[@ingtapoot]

I almost got hired on for the most low-effort news content generator before. I was looking for remote work and these guys had me write a couple of trial articles - each took 10 minutes tops, just Google and skim a couple other articles and summarize them. I could tell that the point was pumping out as much content as possible, not necessarily research, fact checking or reporting. I didn't end up taking the job, but I absolutely believe that news outlets are going downhill. Everything is falling victim to the corporate greed machine, low effort + high profits and ever-increasing competition.

[@Ilivepuppys]

if this was offered to you, why wouldn't you take it. this seems like the most easiest job known to man, you could even ask chatGPT about the drama and just copy them. I feel you didn't get the job as why would you turn down making money this easy.

[@miniak2708]

​@@Ilivepuppysmy man, have some self respect, there is life outside money

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@miniak2708 not really, getting offered a job, you get paid to do an easy job for money? how would anyone turn that down. here let me write an article, for shitty click bait. "ingtapoot turns down the best job for such easy work, what he does next will shock even you!" "miniak9593 thinks money isn't needed, but what happens next will not even shock you, he became homeless in less than 10 days! you won't believe how much money he wasted, the number may shock you, but we have it all down for you to read it!" Now hard copies of the titles but this took me maybe 1 minute, spent an hour and I could turn these into true clickbait news

[@nood1le]

Bruh just take the job. Way better than having you take calls

[@ingtapoot]

@@Ilivepuppys I had a better opportunity with better pay elsewhere

[@TrueCicero]

I hate those slideshow "articles" that have a dozen pictures you have to click through with a single sentence under them that take forever to load because of all the ads the page has to load.

[@EnigmaticRPG]

They're literally just blatant clickbait. I got morbidly curious about one and had to tap out when twenty-fing-three slides later I had still learned nothing... and it wasn't at the end somehow. Maybe I WANTED to buy their scam product? Never even got the chance!

[@bloodystatic4156]

6:41 “Shameful little worms” Charlie’s dialog here kinda sounds like what Ultra M from FNF Mario’s Madness would say to Boyfriend and Girlfriend!

[@mcbyt]

5:46 those toots had more character than the average dexerto article

[@Univaryy]

Corny Npc

[@MonochromeRed]

@@Univaryyyou’re taking the time to comment on every comment about the fart. That’s cornier.

[@TheMistOfThePast]

I've been a 'journalist' for one of these sites before. You get paid 10 dollars per article, but you have to do all the linking, research, and images and stuff yourself it ends up taking 3 hours (the max time limit they allow you to spend on each article). This was before AI, so a lot of people just ended up writing about things they like, it's probably a fan just writing something random about you.

[@ronture8279]

Is this like community journalism or something like that?

[@laurabustos6560]

I hate to point this out, but the hrs for $10 is less than Even the federal minimum wage.

[@ishitthenigiggle]

​@@laurabustos6560 yessss ...hence why the word "been" was used meaning past tense so you can finally lay that one to rest neo you did your part big hero

[@TalkingLoon]

Okay but you can work from home, no commute, no gas, no insurance, costs you nothing, you watch the video (research) linking takes 3 seconds. No reason a competent person couldn't make $30/h while I'm out there on construction sites busting my ass to make somewhere almost close to that minus all my expenses. Without my job everything you see would crumble and shut down, without these "journalists" ... well, I guess you'd save a lot of people's time, gee what a shame. World's smallest violin for you.

[@Yosh_XXL]

Who's paying your Internet?

[@FearParable]

Another thing about articles on my phone even past the ads. The article just repeats the headline like every paragraph and doesn't actually give anything more than the headline.

[@johns1625]

Or it's a top five list and two thirds of the article is describing the topic. Have to scroll through 2 pages of descriptions and ads just to start the list. And it's always like this with food recipes especially.

[@joejackson4966]

As a journalism/media major, it was probably because of deadline constraints. After looking into journalism jobs, it seems that companies ask for like, 20-30 articles a month.

[@JayT00n]

Pulled out farts on command is a lil more than a "nothing burger" if you ask me. They should write an article about THAT

[@solidskullz5736]

You can tell just how desperate they are for clicks when they write about just about every damn thing they could possible think of

[@Univaryy]

No one cares about yo comment

[@carlcarlson5553]

Its actually kind of inspiring if you think about it.

[@Hollis181]

A bit like these youtube comments, which are of no substance whatsoever and posted as quickly as possible after video publication for likes!

[@brochili]

*slams hands on table* "Agreed."

[@hydroids]

​@@Univaryy🌽

[@desante12637]

@@Univaryy my guy is hating on every comment 😭

[@kasumi16]

@@Univaryyyo videos corny

[@ogAlacath]

@@Univaryy just like the shi you're talking my guy

[@desante12637]

@@kasumi16 he definitely would make it into a Minecraft Cameo as a skeleton. 😂

[@blu3_exe]

Bro predicted P Diddy

[@h4jarr]

😭😭

[@ChristopherFalzone64]

He didn't 50 been clowning him for like 15 yrs Everyone knows that

[@adamations7737]

Charlie got that "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed" look whenever it comes to sad internet losers

[@Billy23562]

@@p-__wtf bruh

[@DubberRucks]

Yeah like he's the parent and Dexerto is his disappointing son. 🤣

[@jerricaleonard2123]

And that includes the bot.

[@Anonymous4045]

Next up: "Penguinz0 modestly denies acts of heroism"

[@Calaban619]

That scene in Ready Player One where the corporate badguy was saying "Studies show 88% of the screen area can be constant ads befure users lose cohesion" .... WAS ONLY A JOKE, guys.

[@Ptr-ck7if]

"lose cohesion" didnt they say induce seizures?

[@pbsuite]

Next article: charlie calls us out for making articles about him 😂😂

[@flamingdog9207]

That's the thing, corpos don't understand jokes, nor do they understand artistic commentary, they see it as a great idea

[@jerricaleonard2123]

​@@flamingdog9207 Adding onto the 2nd one, they also wanna spite the authors for portraying whatever it is as badly as it should be.

[@semi9316]

2:11 Dexterto CEO: *snap* *snap* "You. I want an investigation team to get to the bottom of this. I want your reports on my desk in 15 minutes or you're FIRED!"

[@Rebsterk]

Guy : eats lunch Dexerto : A man has eaten a hotdog at approximately 11:24 PM

[@_s.o.l_]

Did it have cheese

[@antigrats]

ah yes, lunch at 11 pm

[@DubberRucks]

Man: sneezes Dexerto: allergies can make you sneeze.

[@notavaliblein3d]

I refuse to open an article on my phone I’d rather not know

[@Scarfather2]

Can't wait for the dexerto article on this comes out.

[@reekocarson]

Charlie doesn’t realize how much power his words hold

[@kevinross6235]

There are more ads in articles than commas

[@miskipinki1575]

those 3 farts need an article written about them 😭

[@strawberin0]

Always remember that it is ALWAYS the heads of the company, not the actual writers. The writers get peanuts and need to fulfill the ever-increasing quota of published articles and the team leaders keep pushing you towards certain types of written content. Sometimes even, an actual gaming news piece gets shut down because 'you should really do this thing instead'. And they will always push you toward internet celebrities because anything with "MoistCharlie" or "xQc" in the title gets stupid amounts of views compared to in-depth guides, reviews, previews, and whatnot. You COULD say I have some experience with what I am talking about, but for legal reasons, I'm talking outta my ass/read that on the internet somewhere.

[@greyscaleadaven]

People keep telling me to go into games journalism, this is exactly why I will never do that lmao (for context I'm studying games and devving)

[@flamingdog9207]

Don't forget articles that are like "RELEASE DATE FOR *insert some anticipated game here* CONFIRMED" in the headline, and then it's like "Well, we actually don't have a release date"

[@ace_visconti]

@@flamingdog9207nah cause that shit annoys me so bad. i get that its meant to be clickbaity, but like cmon dude, stop playing me like that 😭😭

[@kingcosworth2643]

Yeah well if the propaganda that they are asked to write was against their moral code, they have the option to get a different job, this isn't communism.

[@illumistration]

My brain will forever read it as Dextero

[@0hnice239]

watching people immediately try to get the top comment like a minute after a video posts is so hilarious its always like "Wow, Charlies breath in 0:02 is so expressive...Truly an aristocrat"

[@linusblindfold]

lol

[@helixmoss9957]

Never understood KZbin clout chasing, as if getting likes on a comment actually means anything.. it's even more stupid when the comment isn't even an original one.

[@novastanswhitneyhouston]

​@@helixmoss9957 fr. I remember my first comment ever getting 7k likes. I thought "o wow that's pretty cool" and completely forgot about it until now. idk what's with these mfs so obsessed with strangers clicking a button on your comment and then forget about it in minutes. like u aint famous brother.

[@gradualdescent1729]

@@helixmoss9957 I think it’s cause the higher it is, the higher the likelihood of Charlie reading it even though he never interacts with them or anything. Still really embarrassing lol

[@anonymous5405]

What?

[@MelodyOo]

Next Article: MoistCr1TiKal Makes fun of me for being lazy at my job

[@DubberRucks]

Alternative title: Dexerto now proud to announce partnership with Mo1sTCritikal

[@Jmak]

If 1 company does ragebait 1 time, it gets blocked. You lose all credibility

[@500ccRabbit]

Agreed. It's why ESPN is hated. How do you go from "sports fun" to "you should be angry about politics!" Within a few years

[@Zackwayt-so5rt]

Its because people buy the company and tell the people this is how its going to be thats how it happens. My mom worked for the detrout free press and when she retired she was saying the company went from news to add revenue ​@@500ccRabbit

[@ccricers]

When's the chill bait trend going to start?

[@ratt__mann9220]

​@@ccricers it's the exact reverse of ragebait Instead of making people angry by spreading lies about a calm topic. They calm people down by dumbing down a complicated angry topic so people understand.

[@DubberRucks]

This 👆 I want to see this. 😂

[@tiannigorking1575]

Reminds me of when the Internet Anarchist uses Chralie's name and face in his thumbnails as clickbait

[@lazorlamon]

Charlie's farts sounded like SpongeBob walking in squeaky boots.

[@nafereuskortex9055]

2:20 No, they wouldn't, that would require a level of investigation.

[@cokemachine62590]

Can’t wait to see the ChatGPT article tomorrow about this video

[@dwaffle9952]

Dexerto as soon as Charlie breathes: “Write that down! Write that down!”

[@gingerninja5449]

Totally agree, the ads are awful and it's impossible to read anything

[@GMIS]

I’ll bet my left coconut that Dexerto is going to publish an article in response to THIS video in less than 10 minutes

[@kapitein.pindakaas]

It's been 4 hours and no article, hand over your coconut boy

[@DubberRucks]

🗡

[@McJeeby]

There was a news notification I got once. It said something along the lines of "Grown Ups actor dead at [age] - Adam Sandler pays tribute to [name]" and it made me think for a few seconds that Adam Sandler had died because part of the title was cut off in the notification.

[@Lunar1fy]

5:45 i feel like every ten moist videos theres always somthing that catches me off gaurd

[@JohnPork-gr3bx]

remember the guns

[@TheKennyDubz]

The way you describe how they need to put out article is so funny. They made an article about me based on a comment I left on the Palworld Reddit post. It wasn't even worth writing about either but like Charlie said they need to post 15 articles an hour so they posted an article about it.

[@S.I.D743]

News Outlets-"He Is the messiah!" Charlie- "I am not the messiah!!"

[@DubberRucks]

Dexerto: Senpai? Charlie: 😡

[@herohunter64]

Dexerto: Our Lord and Savor Charlie: BE GONE FROM ME!

[@joeygarza9550]

People in the street: "Only the true messiah would deny that he is the messiah, therefore... He is the Messiah!"

[@Littleha]

@@joeygarza9550As written!

[@eliaswolfe6986]

Literally I saw the thumbnail for the article on this video and had to read the title like four times because I was genuinely trying to find what the "shocking news" was about that statement. I just kept reading it over and over and then going, ".....Yeah??" I thought I was going insane that I was missing something.

[@MisterFox734]

i feel like between this and the articles that just act like theyre gonna tell you something that you might not know but then just circle back to nothing are literally the worst of the internet. blowing up the article doesnt make me wanna read it any more

[@henk4]

MoistCritikal slams our outlet for writing articles about nothing Next up, “Mizkif has just stubbed his toe, what’s his next move?”

[@archangelum]

Those LARGE top ads that stay for 15+ seconds on NY York Post, ads on the right, video starting on left. Ad's at their bottom.

[@flamingdog9207]

And then NY Post's journalism is dogshit too

[@JesseWhiteman117]

Did... Charlie... just fart on command? 5:46

[@AutumnPinkyKat]

Don't question Charlie. He's capable of anything.

[@blujaebird]

You can't?

[@KukyoS]

@@p-__ this is the only time this bot actually makes sense

[@shijimuh]

He's Jesus Christ what do you expect

[@923crono]

This will, be published on Yahoo News

[@derekrequiem4359]

5:45 those "my farts are better than Charlie's farts" bots been really quiet after Charlie dropped this banger 👀👀🔥🔥🔥

[@foxi7924]

Nvm there he is​@@p-__

[@GamerManEd1yz_]

​@@p-__ 😤

[@TheSmile-Emoji]

Charlie is on Twitter and that means he is the biggest fear on this social network

[@desante12637]

Little puppy is gonna delete his comment again if I’m here 💀 Also you didn’t watch the video

[@yougotrickrollbymypfp]

@@desante12637he only watch 5 minutes of it…

[@daimyopurgatory]

hes getting hate on twitter lol, but whats new, its twitter

[@TonyFleury]

@@Univaryysilence you goof.

[@TyTyTyTyTyTyTy-j8v]

@@desante12637 why would you care anyways….

[@EvelynSpeedwagon]

Working for dexerto has to be the easiest job in the world, along with gaming journalism because all I see for Bethesda games is “this player on reddit made a ship shaped like a block in starfield”

[@BlameItOnYourFriend]

Penguinz0 finally finding out how big of a KZbinr/streamer he is. Next up, new South Park episode with him in it. You're about to reach Snooki levels of famous!

[@PicantePapito]

I guess they couldn't find anything better to write about, creativity out the window.

[@vexxy2464]

"Its an honest to god nothing burger" Popular KZbinr and Streamer Moistcr1tikal publicly shames Dexerto for "low effort" and "misleading" journalism