I Made Beef Wellington's Whole Family

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Chapter:
0:00 Intro
0:16 Core Fam
9:53 Relative
18:28 Closing

[@FutureCanoe]

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[@voiceofenmity9559]

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[@O1NKery]

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from all available sponsors, you had to pick the predatory scammers, now I'm mad

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[@TGHLG]

I know 😭

[@v1nce502]

Fr isn’t betterhelp super scummy? Hope he makes some money at least…

[@liana8176]

​@@v1nce502 absolutely. They will sell your private health information, which is supposed to be protected under federal law. My understanding of KZbin sponsorships is that you are sometimes contractually obligated to partner with them for a certain period of time, or that you must produce a certain number of videos for them before the contract is up. Hopefully FC won't partner with them again once the contract is over.

[@EnlightendBeast999]

Honestly, when it comes to sponsorships personally, I try not to bother caring about whatever it is the creator is doing in that regard. I know most times, you see this thing or company, looks great on the outside, and in theory, but then after you sign a contract BOOM some weird sht about it comes out. Now you look bad cause of the sponsorship. Personally I've learned to just look at it a YT ad implemented into the video. I'd rather let em get a bag(whether they "have enough money" or not).

[@MickMod]

Betterhelp has been shady for YEARS though, there's no excuse to just ignore that fact to "get the bag" ​@@EnlightendBeast999

[@SPdanig]

FutureCanoe's ability to consistently substitute completely unrelated ingredients with eachother never ceases to amaze me😂

[@SPdanig]

2:23😂

[@phuanh992]

Bro accidentally replace ketchup w strawberry jam and did not notice…

[@counterfeit4450]

@@phuanh992if you think it was actually an accident…

[@madsstrmgaard3493]

@@counterfeit4450 4

[@salmonavocado821]

this comment hahahahahahhaha

[@v1nce502]

Straight up jorkin my peanits rn

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Thas wild 😂

[@MegaFPVFlyer]

At the stripped club ....,

[@rioualion]

Can I join

[@Moldyinjera]

I'm doing it, are you?

[@DimasTWD]

I misread the title to thinking, "I Made Beef Wellington For My Whole Family", like that would be wholesome video if that really happend 🤗

[@Steve_Kassiotis]

Dad is still at the store getting milk.

[@danielcordero4070]

That would be concerning

[@kaykutcher2103]

What terrible crime have they committed to deserve a slice of radioactive goodness?

[@OldeCat]

Bro is on better help spree

[@anubis-is-my-pet2993]

He probaly just blindly singed a contract that basically forces him too do a ceirtain number of shout outs. A mistake that happens a lot for new youtubers that are new too the corporate world. He probably saw our criticism but cant do anything about it.

[@HankBukowski]

​@@anubis-is-my-pet2993 "He probably, he probably, he probably..." He's a stranger to you.

[@shadowstrike234]

@@HankBukowski Hence why he's using "probably" and nothing conclusive, what's your point?

[@neo-xy3fr]

he's probably on a contract

[@anubis-is-my-pet2993]

@@HankBukowski exactly he could also probably be a bad person that’s why I am using the word

[@DoctorOfSpice]

Shit, I wasn't even aware today was going to be radioactive

[@Ruinatior]

POULET radioactif

[@YourLocalSid]

Fr

[@That_Lazy_Kid]

@@Ruinatior Oui Oui

[@yashi4201]

im becoming so obssesed w this guy its crazy i've been binge watching his videos all damn day so if i fuck up my upcoming exam you better take responsibility futurecanoe

[@Urgaas]

Do your homework dude

[@natatouille310]

good luck studying you got this

[@kazboven9744]

I thought exams alreasy took place?

[@Totle_39]

Same for me bro

[@madmoose7241]

Its 1 am and I have exams starting tomorrow goodluck my comrad

[@itsmilan4069]

4:35 confirmed baby canoe looked hideously adorable

[@Soahc10115]

"to my Creepy uncle i guess not my usual preference" got me

[@yuecui2978]

Future canoe seems like the person the uncle targets

[@AL-fl4jk]

He meant the wrapped meat. He prefers it bare

[@hackignis63]

10:58 LMAO I speak Spanish and a bit of Korean and I think at this point he's not even talking spanish just saying "Got no friends?" in Korean 😭☠

[@sam_vos]

It was korean, took me by suprise as well, had to rewind 😆

[@RaainDrop]

It's a Ryan Higa reference. 😂 2:13 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJa9d3-KZa6rl8kfeature=shared

[@hackignis63]

@@RaainDrop LMAOOO never seen that one before that's hilarious omg

[@disodium.hydride]

omg i speak korean and a bit of spanish!

[@JohnnySins-de2zz]

"Poulet radioactiff" 😭☠️

[@Shocker-2056]

YESSIR

[@mananchhajer3861]

petition to bring back the og outro audio😭😭

[@Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

you gotta petition that to the ones copyright striking him, if it was his choice and without repercussions, he'd probably still have it

[@owend4358]

Is it still available to DL?

[@igutierrezd91]

@@owend4358 u even know how copyright works???

[@owend4358]

@@igutierrezd91 they took down the original Source too? 🤔🤷💀

[@palenzuela__]

The comeback of the secret ingredient made me happy

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Star berry jam moment killed me lol

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I read through several pages of comments and nobody mentioned "3 rooster eggs" the biggest giggle I've had from all your videos. Your very funny in a very future canoe way. Thanks for the lift.

[@jsika]

wait i don’t get it

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@@jsikaroosters don’t lay eggs

[@jsika]

@@nintendokirby64 😮 omg

[@DeathfistXD]

it ain't a FutureCanoe video without at least 3 rick and morty references

[@jerrabraham]

no the outro music changed

[@IRageQuit232]

He talked about this before. There are copyright strikes being put for the music despite him having permission

[@StuffSayoSays]

⁠​⁠@@IRageQuit232Yeah the original composer of the music gave him permission to use it but a different company has been striking his videos for the same music.

[@jerrabraham]

@IRageQuit232 Aww, mann that outro was iconic

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Do you know the name by any chance? If you do please let me know.

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kicktracks - Midnight Lovers​@@A_gregarian

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[@ezvac1421]

French here, distinction between paté en croute and paté de campagne. Basically paté en croute is a pastry filled with paté, jelly and sometimes foie gras (there are multiple versions of it), paté de campagne is the filling, and is usually spread on bread. By the looks of it, it wasn't that great, and way overpriced (16$ in France would get you close to a kg of great paté de campagne).

[@conormurphy4328]

But then you’d also have to be in France 🤷‍♂️

[@666Dubhe]

the paté de campagne looked absolutely terrible... paté en croute sounds amazing though! i haven't seen it on a menu before, is it from a specific region in france?

[@countrygeneral]

It really looked like just like some kind of a worse version of spam. Not surprised knowing they charge 1 USD per napkin.

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Thanks I had to prepare presentation about radioactivity

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a max miller and futurecanoe collab would go so crazy

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My two favorites!! I would be overjoyed

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"It resembles the big boys but lacks substance" THIS HAD ME CACKLING FOR SOME REASON

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Yes, only you noticed.

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Futurecanoe, you have inspired me to cook,bake, and grill. THANK YOU

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watching your favourite comfort youtuber whilst eating a lil struggle bowl

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Keep doing what you do!! It is amazing! Best cooking channel on YT!!!!

[@seumassquared1735]

Doing snack size chicken Wellingtons is my family's best appetizers. Very similar to the salmon dish but with small bits of chicken and the sauce wrapped togetherin puff pastry

[@Dario__]

Since i started watching your videos a week ago i feel part of the Poulet Radioactif community ! This video was prob the best so far for the message at the end!

[@hasinabalahassan2672]

I waited all week for this video. Literally checked every day

[@Vagolyk]

You need a tool for the "fishnet" pastry? I thought you take a sheet half the length of the thing you want to cover, use your knife for a few incisions per rows and stretch it out over the thing.

[@k.t_3]

THE MAN IS BACK AT IT AGAIN🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@indoor_vaping]

I had the same criticism of Gordon Ramsay’s Beef Wellington at his Las Vegas restaurant that you had of your own, so I think it’s just a problem with Beef Wellington as a concept.

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Hell yeah❤ Upload rate is on point 👌

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FutureCanoe out here raising an entire radioactive food family!

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My man posteddddddd🎉

[@PrincessLala95]

"we should be easily able to knead it together... this ain't easy at all" It's so comforting seeing futurecanoe face the same struggles I had just this morning when I was trying to make my pretzels.

[@dphil239]

unbelievably early for the goat 🫶🏾

[@Klbkchhezeim]

I think the reason why the fish one didn't have any excess moisture was because of the cuts you made which allowed the moisture to escape. they do that in most fruit pies since most fruits contain a lot of liquid. edit: the reason why the wellington and the one with filo crust became soggy could also be because moisture wasn't able to escape

[@violet5610]

I really enjoy your videos. Thank you

[@ROODAS]

dis is a certified classic. keep it up jj

[@hhy_au]

1:31 This killed me bro the music made it even better 😂😂

[@shortclips4913]

I missed the way he says love good to hear it again

[@slk_ice_savage9718]

8:02 “drake and his gf” bro that got me rolling

[@timeofourlives1693]

Well orchestrated video! Good job man your really blooming into a beef wellington yourself 😂

[@lilenoulitza]

Hey! greek sub here! I think the spanakopita with crispy thin phyllo is a touristic recipe that is mentioned in all english recipes of spanakopita. But the og spanakopita has a more doughy texture with a rustic thick phyllo. My grandma always made hers and it was always more bready than crispy 🤗🤗❤❤ Keep it up with the nice videos!

[@notsovietrussia1329]

the honesty kills me "who am i kidding i dont have beef stock its just water"

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lol you spelled cannew wrong

[@wolfenplayzgaming1407]

I was trippin now u tripping the spellings worse then mine

[@khalKilat]

4:58 damn.. your story is really similar with mine.. that 'inadequacy' really haunt me till this day.. to make matter worse, my grades was better than my classmates but i didn't get to go to college. skipping few years ahead, after some part time jobs i manage to get to college, studying as medical lab technologist. a bit late, most of my classmate during college year was few years younger but thankfully manage to finish my study despite c***d and a lot of struggling. now i'm a full fledge mlt for almost 2 years.

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Bro ive been binge watching your videos for the past 2weeks and its only now i get the KP mayo joke, im dead😂😂😂

[@Rocoo_01572]

Can you explain it?🥲 I forgot the context

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@@Rocoo_01572 fifty fifty - Cupid

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WE'RE GONNA BE FAMISHED WITH THIS ONE

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the food bro makes are always avenger level threats

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The only channel with food I want to watch that doesn't make me want to ruin my diet.

[@RunsWithKniefs]

10:58 I never slammed my cup that hard in "u wot". Lol

[@Sacofpotato]

Bro came a along way.

[@kkghostys7349]

the tasting history reference is my favorite thing ever

[@Justlov4]

I love that you mentioned Max Miller. He is a gem. I'd still try it even though I'm not a huge beef person unless it is a burger patty lol I guess I'm more of a not a steak person. I do like beef. I love that you brought back love as the secret ingredient. I missed it. That salmon looked great. "What's on the side is always better." 💀Sorry you still haven't gotten the end credits song back. Hope you and the artist figure it out but I do love all the music choices.

[@ckteam10]

bro united the whole world through cuisine and i love that btw as a greek person watching you making spanakopita, i gotta say that you should have prepared way more filling and the next time you will use phillo dough you should cover the sheets with a towel while using them so that they won't dry out, become crumbly and tear up easily. Other than that u did great palll :)

[@maatiando]

"Your sister sause" gets me everytime

[@maliciousexefile]

10:59 Bro said I have no friends in korean

[@elucified]

진구 업서요 😢

[@laz7777]

I usually sautee the spinach and cook it down before adding the other wet ingredients. Should solve some of the sogginess issues.

[@서민경제]

10:59 that unexpected 친구 없어요 killed me😂😂

[@AutumnSun140]

The tasting history shout-out was unexpected, but appreciated. Great video as always 😊

[@S_A_L]

10:59 ah yes my fav spanish phrase: 친구 없어요✨

[@Taejmilien]

1:31 FutureCanoe: “This ketchup looks a little weird” Famous last words.

[@princejowerthuerta]

Aww... your baby pic with your sister looks really cute!

[@haros2868]

You should have used olive oil for the spanakopita, to get crispier, and richer.

[@Suntoria236]

1:36 That killed me 😂

[@gabriellaberman]

please make an indomie noodle video! it’s my favorite struggle food and i need more ideas of how to elevate it

[@andieluke1366]

Ben from Sorted Food did use bread instead of crepe and it worked! It's in their "Beef Wellington Budget Battle" episode.

[@Flopsobad]

Not me having a possum at home 😂

[@Noobatheart]

I get the whole "get the bag" grind, but... Come on man, better help? Fr?

[@_stanley_c_]

Damn KZbin recommended me the video and this channel is good. Like a meme page for cooking.

[@Maikel97]

14:00 The answer is science. Slits in the crust > steam can escape > steam is water > less water in the dish > nothing leaks out

[@romano_9]

I miss the old outro song so much :(

[@HG_2415]

Me too. Was about to comment that.

[@larryfy6394]

1:32 that looks like strawberry jam Edit: oh

[@pleaserespond3984]

Protip for the spanakopita: it is entirely acceptable (my mom does it) to just crumple up all the sheets in the pan like an accordion, drizzle oil on top, toast for a bit in the oven, then pour the filling over them. The toasted sheets won't crumple and the filling will just soak in. Then bake as normal.

[@mominajamal5400]

The pak vs ind match was very stress inducing This is the only thing that brought me back to sanity Tysm

[@MrKanti-yy5ux]

Your reaction to the disconnected nature of the Wellington is the same as mine whenever I have it. Too much work and way too fucking expensive for an extremely mid experience. I would rather just make a goddamn beef pot pie and be done with it.

[@nolanbaker2360]

It's just a flex for big boy chefs. Not actually good either imo

[@conormurphy4328]

Or you just can’t buy class

[@blueberrysmoothie]

You said Dijon mustard is the only spice in English cuisine, but Dijon is a place in France... so technically it doesn't even belong to the English. 😅🤣

[@pengwindik4191]

always makez me cüm every vid, keep it up😍🎉

[@therealdohos2607]

should try the turkey wellington its like chicken wellington the exact smae but it justs splits the soil right under your feet because you replace chicken with turkey

[@mordi9286]

Wanna try making some Jamaican dishes next time? I know you're not amazing with spice, so jerk chicken might be off the table but I'd love to see you try make a chicken or beef patty!😊

[@etanaratsastaja]

That Tasting History reference out of nowhere

[@spaceshower9653]

we love you future canoe

[@tsmith906]

I agree, the searing is for flavor because the color of flavor is brown. The same reason the difference between a good pot roast ist one that was seared, rather than thrown straight into a slow cooker cold.

[@koreakim693]

I swear men are obsessed with Gordon Ramsay's beef wellington. A culinary roman empire.

[@lululalalulu69]

where can i find the your sister sauce

[@Ruinatior]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@restezlameme]

I think he means Worcestershire

[@hanbyeol_in_flandres]

I'm dead when you say 친구 없어요 perfectly XD Your video is sooooo good...

[@halaabdelrahman2586]

I love all the Rick and Morty references in your videos 😭🩷