I Made A Gameshow To Torture People

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[@andrewsheiman8574]

I can't believe you pulled the cardmarket folks for this insanity. 10/10, subscribed

[@smileygoldfish]

FR

[@curtisbailey6326]

Agreed! I was already subscribed to both before this and this was just a fantastic collaboration

[@LedionZogaj]

Yea

[@DankSlayer_Ornstien]

"Machines, taking apart humans,fun." Truer words have never been spoken.

[@ComDenox]

I thought it was "Machines taking apart humans' fun" but yours makes more sense I guess

[@lordglitch4266]

I wouldve gone for "Praetors are fucking bastards, cringe"

[@jacej355]

That works to describe.

[@coreyriegle1328]

Perfection

[@DankSlayer_Ornstien]

@@coreyriegle1328 All shall be one

[@georgepappas7874]

There needs to be a 3 hour game theory breakdown of the final 5 minutes of this video. Absolutely intense high level magic on display.

[@Kur0YT]

Smh don’t they know the rules clearly state that they need to do a round of final jeapordy, ante cards, and then play a subgame to cast a free colossal dreadmaw. Honestly weird that the judge didn’t know this well known rule, doubting his credentials rn

[@andresarancio6696]

I guess the way to explain it to the judge would be like "Players cannot draw cards, and the three cards in the board are all the cards that are interacting. They can pass turn freely with no repercusions or change in game state. Do judge stuff"

[@Chardvaargh]

This was beautiful. I love nothing more that jeopardy with people that don't understand biased opinions being answers. I don't know how you convinced CardMarket Magic to be in this video, but it was definitely the crossover that I needed. Next hopefully you can convince The Professor, Spice8rack, and Nizzahon to play. Then you will truly be the best MTG content creator

[@victhefoxygamer_6180]

Actually, Noah hates the Prof and the Game Knights. He could prolly get MTG Goldfish folk, like SafronOlive n stuff

[@pikapika4208]

@@victhefoxygamer_6180 Does he actually hate Prof or was it just a joke for that one video?

[@victhefoxygamer_6180]

@@pikapika4208 Its one of his older vids, but to keep with the chanel lore

[@PhoenicopterusR]

@@victhefoxygamer_6180 that seems like all the more reason to have him on.

[@victhefoxygamer_6180]

@@PhoenicopterusR but the LOOOOOOORRRRE!

[@Release_the_Bees]

You should make a Magic: the Gathering deck entirely out of yugioh cards.

[@Astar24653]

He made a video of that already

[@Release_the_Bees]

@@Astar24653 oh shit! Time to go look for that.

[@liampbjray5562]

that's what we in the buisness call a yugioh deck

[@jemandanderes7075]

I know I am late,but could you link it? ​@@Astar24653

[@ryanquinn1257]

Judge: "they're not taking game actions? ... they can still go around in turn order drawing cards" Noah: "Oh no ... they're not drawing cards" Judge: "They're not drawing cards in this mode??" Noah: "No they answer Jeopardy questions, you get the card, and then you play it if that makes more sense" Judge: 🤨

[@feha92]

He forgot the whole "and they are all out of questions. In other modes they would have lost from running out of cards, but to attempt and draw they would need a question to answer" part.

[@draconocor]

My favorite part about this is probably Noah mistaking Thoralf and Jamin's voices for each other

[@samuelhoffman4624]

The real winner? Colossal Dreadmaw

[@8-bitsarda747]

true!

[@g_hoenig]

Fun fact: At the time of this comment, nobody in the comments section has watched the whole video.

[@weaselhatgaming1010]

same

[@crimson90]

Do not underestimate our power!

[@small_artist8218]

Don't call me out!

[@youcantescapethegarf5744]

Weiner

[@stolendiamond09]

I’m guessing the joke is that this comment was made less than 22 minutes since the video was uploaded?

[@Tharkon]

6:28 Funny part is that after 5'6" (167.48cm) was already tried and incorrect. The same answer in metric 1.67m (5'5.748") was considered correct.

[@PM-ut6sy]

It’s because the metric system is superior 😉

[@richbutnotfamous1158]

This is so much more fun than magic actually is. The applicability and possibilities are literally endless.. how about a wheel of fortune style game? Or mini-golf? Or even The Voice? It think you may have even convinced me to stop playing magic altogether and hone my powerpoint skills.

[@gyrasolune5436]

i feel like magic the gathering cards wouldn't work very well as mini golf balls

[@richbutnotfamous1158]

@@gyrasolune5436 probably but if anyone could find a way it'd be this guy.

[@kqawiyy]

Wheel of Fortune, but every time a player guesses a letter correctly everyone discards 7 cards and draws 7

[@Jalae]

anarchymtg

[@feha92]

Pretty sure every other game on this channel is wheel of fortune (and misfortune, if it is the bad wheel. Or the good wheel for that matter)

[@spaceinvader4069]

If he had only watched Noah he would've known the old sloppy cheese read. It pays off to study the greats

[@dantallionmccrews3822]

Never stop torturing mtg youtubers

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

Magic the Noah should Collab with valefisk to inflict maximum emotional damage

[@frosty980]

This was an incredible feat of mental and emotional endurance, truly one of the most exhilarating displays of competitive sportsmanship to be uploaded to KZbin.

[@Ixidora]

So early, I'm so excited, hope this becomes a series you do? Keep up the fantastic work! You're awesome!

[@matthewgeorgpra982]

Better early than late!

[@gabrielbarron7667]

Little did you know this would become his entire form of content in the future

[@PrincePossum]

I love you chief been here since the start and you just keep making even more baller content

[@Astar24653]

the game of magic needed more trap cards and wild colossal dreadmaws

[@AraikSarkisyan]

You made this Gameshow more genius than previous one!

[@Frommerman]

As an unfortunate citizen of Occupied Southern Turtle Island (sometimes referred to as the United States) I gotta say not knowing US history is pretty based.

[@black7594]

It's Colossal Dreadmawin' time

[@GenCavox]

ITS THE CARDMARKET BOYS!! They're always great

[@Speedfarter]

The fact he showed his face is weird

[@Soapy-chan]

even weirder is that he doesn't look like he speaks

[@kazuu_44]

coming from watching some of the newer videos, I’m glad you kept up this kind of content and definitely improved by a lot haha

[@loxeggcheese]

Great format haha. Love the card market crew, looking forward to the next collab

[@ThiccBrungus]

Imagine not knowing that the old sloppy cheese read rearranges to Sheoldred, the Apocalypse. Not even real magic fans

[@Varler_]

The fact that you're asking Europeans US History trivia. LMAO!!!

[@HaydenFPlaysVODS]

well actually the US declared war in 1812 but the fighting and major battles could not begin until 1814 because the french were once again losing a war to the british because the french lose everything

[@jotana_ch]

I was sure I was wrong, but now that I know 2 people here are german. Are the blue backgrounds on your profilepictures the seats of a DB train? Looks exactly like it.

[@masonyoung1502]

I get that people I other countries won’t know US history but 1895 was a terrible guess for the signing of the Declaration of Independence

[@realname2883]

Just want to point out that "Henry" is clearly a last name, Fall Henry, Winter Henry, Spring Henry, and Summer Henry.

[@inkysplaters9326]

For those that don't know who Lilliana is, she's known to be one of the most greatest Magic the Gathering pros and is infamous for winning by focusing on making her opponents rage, thereby increasing the chances of them to make mistakes and overthink. She mainly uses Mono-red and Mono-white swarm decks.

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

Liliana is a planeswalker in Magic.

[@tylershannon9319]

I think fish actually had a video that goes over the rule that would resolve the standoff at the end. It's the illicit auction/platinum angle interaction. If players can make choices, and continue to make the same choices, and that demonstrates a loop, then the first player to have made a choice cannot make the same choice again until there is a change in the board state. If they then don't cause a change in the board state the same is true for the next player. So on and so forth, until resolution. Basically, players would be forced to attack eventually. ... I think.

[@starlitnight6982]

iN Chess we call it Zugzwang.

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

How did you decide what cards would be the rewards for correct answers?

[@heroj04]

This truly was one of the magic the gathering games of all time

[@blufloorgoblin1256]

this man is valefisk, but *fast* and instead of videogames, he makes gameshowsand board games(to torture people with)

[@twimmy1581]

I don’t understand any of this but I love long form video of a bunch of friends having fun over something stupid that doesn’t even make sense, so thank you ily

[@DopeyDopes]

3-man Alchemy is getting out of hand!

[@juliasim2097]

Huh... Jamin isnt bald back then. Intresting

[@jasona1000]

Liliana is 7 foot 2 inches tall. She plays basketball with her zombie horde and is a big fan of the Harlem Globetrotters.

[@shadowless2960]

Noone said Mabel only had 4 children, just that she had a child named Henry, fall, winter and spring

[@JacoDeltaco]

that made me ireasonably angry

[@stevendemayo3631]

"Mabel had four children, NO MORE"

[@jewels3400]

​@@stevendemayo3631yeah, just like OP said

[@Muhahahahaz]

Just so you know, it’s called “Mana Value” now (since before you made this video) 🧐

[@sil3nT.]

6:00 I would have challenged that one. Charmander is clearly the warmest starter pokemon.

[@segurojames]

Well I gotta admit I didn't click the dislike button this time. Good job sir

[@Tharkon]

Leaders of first 2 gyms in Kanto would technically be Giovanni and Brock, but Giovanni isn't home so the gym gets skipped.

[@Muhahahahaz]

3:16 one of my ideas here was “never” Cheating and illegal actions aren’t the same thing. I’m sure I’ve committed tons of illegal actions playing casually with friends, but it’s not like I was actively trying to cheat with a card up my sleeve or something. We just didn’t know better, and the game went on (The rules define illegal actions as anything that goes against how the game is supposed to work, e.g. “oops I tried to cast a sorcery at instant speed”, and it even provides details on exactly how to unwind accidental illegal actions. It doesn’t automatically constitute cheating)

[@Pablo360able]

"Not all illegal actions are cheating" does not imply "cheating is not an illegal action"

[@samsprague3158]

I feel like this was a weird dream I had. Great stuff 😂

[@TheTuneAce]

Take a drink every time Thoralf's name has a silent letter in it

[@CodeNameKND]

As someone who has never played magic this show makes no sense to me sadly. Love the other scuffed games though so youtube isn't wrong with suggesting you randomly to me

[@FizzyMocha]

Pretty good but I don't recall you flipping coins and arbitrarily deciding whether or not to accept answers are correct based on the result so I can only rate the video a 7/10

[@supersalamanders1901]

This was amazing, would definitely like to see more of this kind of thing!

[@gruntaim]

I sat through all of that and there was no black lotus, cmon magic the Noah, why do you think I subbed.

[@DenimDucky]

As an American, I also would’ve done poorly on US history 😂😅

[@antivalidisme5669]

That "Just like Arena" ftom Thoralf made my day. who said spectator mode a week after the worlds? I swear I will get your name! Really fun concept. Cheers!

[@marcimarc203]

That was a lot of fun to watch. The other jeopardy video was a little bit more difficult for me because the people playing actually thought that there was some proper rulings going on but this was just good fun :)

[@twimmy1581]

I’m in love with u purely because of these dumb little game shows I love u marry me

[@tyukan2000]

I can't believe 3 experience MTG players misread Accursed Centaur (ps I legit thought you were gonna bamboozle us and have Cardmarket Yugioh as guests instead)

[@AgaresOaks]

You can get the situation at the end in a real game if someone has Shared Fate out and everyone's burned through all their cards. With SF, players no longer draw cards, so no one can lose from decking. If there's a standoff, I believe it's a draw, since it's not actually a loop and can't be considered slow play.

[@SkynetGenesis]

someone just Gaslighted noah using cms 165cm is 5'5''

[@petersimonetti4875]

Noah once again proving he’s the best MTG KZbinr

[@x-_Cl0udyyy_-x]

I just saw this in my recommended and- Liliana is my name LMAO

[@Rukalin]

Charmander is the wrong answer no matter which way you interpret the question: temperature-wise it's definitely not the coolest, it's fire type, that'd be squirtle. Non-temperature-wise, Jamin is right, it's Bulbasaur.

[@zaviyargul]

And little did he know this would be the start of it all

[@SatanasExMachina]

I'm the unofficially official champion of this game show. John Wilkes Booth for the win behbeh.

[@joeboyd5997]

"we seem to be in a stand off" "I would like to play Colossal Dreadmaw from outside of the game"

[@jestmi2124]

this reminds me of valefisk's paradox quiz in the cursed levels, and format. finally a sequel we deserve

[@The-one-who-cares]

Wow more people should subscribe to this youtuber

[@PhazonOmega]

I love that we have both Odin and Thor in this game.

[@pharynx007]

but the only reason they weren't doing anything, was because of thoralf. i feel he should win. in a normal game, by continuing to pass, carl and jamin are basically conceding. they're admitting they can't do anything or else they lose. that is literally a checkmate.

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

No jeopardy, only board games with bullcrap rules.

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

And Vaporeons.

[@KatieFrog217]

My response to the question of "What Yugioh card is banned" and I answered Soul Release and I feel that shows how long its been since I played Yugioh xD Good to see that Pot of Greed is still banned though.

[@a_angry_bunny]

"Actually in magic the guy who has done the most damage wins"

[@jasonlu9562]

This should be like an actual game,quiz game+rogue like+commander, sell it on steam and stonk

[@DaxRaider]

Henry's mother makes no sense

[@aqilshadow5451]

Summer's nickname is Henry

[@moonchild_924]

:() first time actually seeing Noah... what... I was expecting... a uuhh.. a broader guy? someone more like Tyler Scheid I guess. (For those that don't recognize the name, I'm talking about Markiplier's friend.)

[@masque1659]

I think it’s awesome that this is the first magic game I’ve seen

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

6:02 WRONG. The best starter is Spinarak from pokemon dungeon mystery: time explorers EX. (Eevee or Grovile are also acceptable answers) #CancelNoahMTG #Fraud #Scam #AriadosSweep #YouNeverBeenUbersViableSoShutUp #Ariados4Gen9

[@Mmoll1990]

Is Thoralf really pronounced toffel, or is it a nickname?

[@hiddenlevel5118]

You really stand out amongst MTG creators and all I can say is keep doing you! This was a fun idea and cool video to watch. I will now proceed to figure out a way to buy the remaining Dreadmaw's in existence. Thank you for you the fully credited and legal financial advice.

[@undercover_elk]

5:35 Lies. Lies and Cope. Allmost all europeans know this one. American TV shows taught us. We cannot escape the neverending propaganda of the burger-empire.

[@NoBudgetDuelist]

1792 was a very close guess. Only 1 year off of the Bill of Rights being amended to the Constitution. Arguably almost as important.

[@nolansykinsley3734]

Um Actually also got the playing card question wrong too! There are 54 cards in a standard deck of playing cards, you forgot the two jokers, one colored and one black and white. Different games may or may not use the jokers

[@Vic_lee-pc3bt]

The start of the game show mania

[@jesseclark7105]

Can't believe two Germans and a French Canadian are unfamiliar with the American Revolution. Probably because of those darn smartphones.

[@marc0s158]

I love this series! so hilarious and fun. keep it up!

[@michaelakadap924]

College student? You mean buying a $500 wheel of fortune card? Oh shit what did I do with my textbook money? 😅

[@JimFaindel]

I can't believe the cardmarket folks pulled you for this insanity. 10/10, subscribed.

[@Ashenboi]

Mtg lore 1: "who are the first two pokemon gym leaders of the can't reigon?" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@AlimTetramorph]

The correct answer was bulbasaur

[@jackunknown1692]

Wait if Henry's mother Mabel has four children no more fall winter and spring and the other is summer than that's 5???? Did I miss something or is it just bs

[@PM-ut6sy]

Oh wow, your sub count really spiked in the last few weeks, too bad 100% of your viewers still aren’t subscribed

[@Theblueblurrr]

Dude Noah. Your videos are hilarious! I especially love you tormenting people over jeopardy. Also keep making troll decks it's too hilarious! Your videos show you don't need super pretty editing to make entertaining content.

[@dragonjo7550]

the war of 1812 wasnt just 1812, it went till 1815. also, exact dates, june 18 1812 - February 18 1815.

[@direwilf4968]

Howlo magic guy i very like your videos and show of games please keep posy 🎉😂❤love from bulgaria

[@noshame2389]

yeah, youre about what I imagined when I think of the name noah

[@johnnickfanaccount3492]

I haven't played magic since 2017 and this channel is hilarious

[@ClassicsManWithAPlan]

That was awesome. It was insane and ridiculous and more than I could have imagined for mtg jeopardy.

[@mslabo102s2]

Genuine question: why does everyone call Thoralf Toffle or something? Is it some kind of Vince McMahon (pronounced McMahn) bull-feces?

[@colgatelampinen2501]

Toffel, it is nickname

[@evanpuckettart]

This truly is the best magic the gathering KZbin channel

[@chillinnstuff7538]

I hope this becomes a series