I made an illegal home security sytem

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[@Ididathing]

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[@jeffle0n]

Bird man

[@wisam6260]

Bird man

[@BakeBakePi]

Cool video!

[@Kunar21]

@@jelleqsc Ford

[@alankid101]

okay

[@powermutt4209]

The fact the gun wasn't shooting to kill but went to cripple for more torment makes it so much better

[@suraivase7285]

The robot uprising has begun, and they're sadistic as hell.

[@Dysdopia]

Hook chatGPT up to it and itll be able to ridicule its crippled prey

[@streamobject0014]

booby traps meant to maim are extremely illegal and this moron is setting himself up for charges by posting such a video that could be used against him as evidence in the future.

[@reetwheat8361]

@@Dysdopia naaah thats foul

[@minhducnguyen9276]

​@@Dysdopia "Even if the court let you walk away with it, you won't be walking away from anything because I've just kneecapped you" The AI probably.

[@iconofthicc6086]

Imagine being a police officer in Australia and being told to search a house for a tampon gun

[@testales]

Imagine the owner of this house is absent and so you get shot right in your in face by a paintball gun turret made by the same guy. ;-)

[@ipsojure2137]

They just couldn't ignore it any longer. tampon related deaths are at an all time high

[@conorstewart2214]

Almost as if it is very probably fake.

[@ExtremeSquared]

Just being an Australian cop was probably already peak level of embarrassment.

[@awemowe2830]

@@conorstewart2214 honestly doubt it.

[@teodorcotescu]

the way the ai got angry when jordan said he doesn't feel safe gets me every time

[@GrimReaping]

"You are being protected, do not resist."

[@RAMOBUS]

he got hit with the BO 2 mission 2 scientist treatment

[@879PC]

I love the fact that this man makes jokes about meth and shoving pressure washers up his ass and still gets sponsored but there are some youtubers who censor the word "crap" who don't.

[@planescaped]

All about 'dem view counts.

[@dommyboysmith]

5 million subscribers with twice that per views per video. Companies and sponsors only judge people that don't make them money 😄

[@roidroid]

Maybe all sponsorships are crap sponsorships. If you're gonna censor "crap", there's no sponsors left.

[@DoomPhD]

I think it's pretty neat that the police can investigate your mom's house 5 yrs late. Maybe in 8 yrs they'll figure out what happened to jordy's house.

[@rollerskdude]

Clearly they do not give a fuck about solving actual crimes. Just protecting the people who pay them. Not the taxpayer.

[@nikkoa.3639]

@@rollerskdude it's why jordy's producer got arrested

[@Stormsolid]

that means if you want to harm the australien public, you can plan everything out and as long as you do it in a span of 5 yrs the police won’t be able to react ;)

[@jesseroberts1041]

@@Stormsolid This is also with many views too though, if a crime isn’t recorded, man…it must be like an extra two years for every year it took them to get around to that one. So like, 15 years if you’re a normal person. Man, that’s just sad

[@jamindavey]

@@rollerskdude okay... but the real question is this: Who is paying them to investigate tampon guns? My money is on the Australian Christian Lobby.

[@purplehaze2358]

To be fair, if a security system not only shot at your face, but also shot at your knees (preventing you from escaping) and your genitals (just generally inflicting maximum suffering), I'd absolutely be too terrified to even approach a house with it installed, let alone burn it to the ground.

[@pastellz]

even if it didn’t shoot anything, seeing a gun automatically aiming at you is terrifying enough to ward off any potential arsonists

[@ohnonotagain8935]

The security system is indeed worthwhile especially with the ptsd and terror it installs as a bonus

[@WhuDhat]

@pastellz exactly, not going there again lol. imagine trying to sneak up at night, the motion light kicks on, then that thing comes to life

[@RuralTowner]

@ the genitals to prevent procreation if you survive & escape?

[@thelastcube.]

it should be shooting 247 ngl

[@okarthegreat]

They looked so much like cartoon criminals trying to burn Jordan. The way they run behind each other at 12:20 makes me laugh every time.

[@Countdownsmiles]

*I did a thing makes a gun that shoots tampons, Australian government: "not on my watch" *money laundering at casinos, Australian government: "i see no problem with this"

[@jacobp.2024]

Soft on real crime, hard on fun. It's the Aussie way.

[@gagepetersen4533]

The fact that the code had the strange tendency to go for the knees is just too funny

[@Xboxzilla]

It's aiming to dissuade intruders, not kill or maim them. This allows you to inflict horrid amounts of pain upon intruders without the moral debacle of permanently maiming them.

[@nunyabisnass1141]

...its learning.

[@WaterZer0]

@@Xboxzilla I don't have a moral debacle if they're trying to enter or destroy my house. Fuck em.

[@LARDYCHRIST]

It's like it knows that pain is more fun than death ☠️😂

[@justafreind2610]

@Reece Carroll russian badger W

[@friendlyjordies]

Thanks Alex, with this new security system I feel comfortable enough to release my next video: “I am invincible, better luck next time losers!”... My neck is still sore though.

[@Fiden6666]

Never give up, never back down and always expose the corrupt scum for what they are! Maybe the sheep will realize what they have done, doubt it, but it's still worth the try.

[@felixclifton]

Its the guy!

[@Elvishswimmer]

It seems effective at keeping the mailman away too haga

[@shen-sensei]

ngl, that was a clean shot to your neck. hahhaa

[@technne-gu1yu]

need more people like you that are going against corrupt governments if you want a real body guard fly me out there $600 a month ill also be your landscaper ect no extra charge

[@user-dm1sd7fz2b]

Wow, that child who invented this system is a genius

[@samson5erb312]

Something like this in an actual paintball arena would be kind of fun

[@kaanthereaper256]

Everyday we are closer to TF2 IRL

[@kingofhearts3185]

Set up multiple and have it roatate which ones are on and off in different areas. Now that's an environmental hazard.

[@pyrarius1598]

​@@kaanthereaper256SENTRY AHEA- *Dead*

[@purplesmileguy6998]

@@kaanthereaper256 you mean tf2 or tf2?

[@user-ym4sn2oz8r]

Team fortress 2 not titanfall 2 but both are great

[@cathat9622]

At this point he must have the most impressive resume to apply for a position in the cartel

[@jbitt1617]

At this rate he might need to so his house doesnt get firehombed. He and his friends are getting to some powerful people

[@keyman245]

You hitted the bot jackpot

[@archergal]

RIP so many bots in one comment

[@theblorg2637]

you say that as if he wasent already in the cartel

[@usern4metak3ns]

Nah cartel does old fashioned stuff. Like limb removal and whatnot. This is more modern solutions to sabotage and espionage. Cartel would simply scramble frequencies, shield from turrets, cut power to local grid, breach door and bingo bango. This world is not as safe as some would think

[@Vitamin_E]

After all these months he finally did a thing

[@SuperGalfrieg12]

@Bullyofficiallyo here is the link to your dad: Couldn’t find it mb

[@hzky]

yess he did a thing

[@thatfeelingwhenyoufeel.]

@Bullyofficiallbot

[@johnthomson3248]

Its cause of the china baloond

[@brownranger1797]

Still faster than Michael Reeves.

[@keefsmiff]

The fact it went rogue and started kneecapping people had me crying with laughter ..top video mate

[@user-bj6ry3kl9e]

"Why rely on police when you have me" that should be your motto

[@Kosmo_Z]

You could've just named the video "I made a home security system!" and we all would've known that it would be illegal Edit: The title of the video used to be "I made a terrifying home security system!", and the comment used to say Terrifying instead of Illegal.

[@andyfung7878]

he actually did

[@kewmiemie1091]

The amount of bots 💀

[@cumpissshit]

@I'll say when it's time what the fuck

[@kunou_noah]

Nah, "I made" would be good enough.

[@schoolaccamadeus5590]

it is from australia after al!

[@Xorthis]

"I want to make a video about an automated paintball turret, but I need a reason to do it" I think I solved who burnt down Jordy's house...

[@danielrodrigues4903]

🤣🤣💀

[@Dezci]

LMFAO

[@Erealista300]

Oh shit, everything makes sense now...

[@MidnightDrake]

@@Erealista300 AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[@THEVLOGCENTRAL104]

LMAO😂😂😂😂😂

[@SynnekoNya]

If you're making a homemade sentry turret, you might as well just go all the way and buy the materials to make it near instant tracking and firing. Might I suggest coding a thermal signature detection as well... pricy but will add a HUGE advantage towards tracking potential threats.

[@guaage]

ok but why is alex absolutely fucking BUILT like bro is sculpted by the gods, like hermes came down and blessed him with just a rocking set of abs

[@mel_163]

Ikr...

[@dylancampbell2095]

I’m really impressed that a child was able to program a robot to shoot faces and also have comedic timing

[@elliotzhang2358]

Interesting to see the evolution of spam bots

[@Bluuuuuuuuuuuu]

@@elliotzhang2358 Notice how they are all edited

[@userPrehistoricman]

@@Bluuuuuuuuuuuu what does it mean

[@j3tts0n65]

Spam bots be like this video right here is the best video I ever seen and it’s just like a Muslim guy praying loudly into the mic Edit: I just clicked on one of the links and is a video on how to make a shitty looking pizza Edit 2: I just went down the rabbit hole and these pizza cooking videos are a method for some Indian guy to grow subscribers on his channels it’s all botted and he has bots linking to more cooking videos it’s a money generator it’s amazing.

[@DDracee]

not to discredit the achievement, but these days that's not really abnormal, we had a robotics club in elementary school where we designed and programmed robots to complete defined challenges using mindstorm back in the late 90s, an era where most people didn't have any computers whatsoever this isn't too different and the facial recognition wasn't programmed by the kid, so all he coded like is "move this motor if this, move that motor if that" the stuff some kids do in scratch is much more complicated, if you don't know what scratch is, it's a programming language for kids that's been introduced in some elementary schools, we have kids coding fully functioning games at like the age of 8 tl;dr it's just a new generation, coding will be as basic as multiplication table in the future

[@vvbr2372]

"Do you feel safe?" The look of terror as Jordan said no and gets shot in the neck made me lose it.

[@ashurean]

fuck they installed the cop software

[@iMuffunz]

*lose

[@vvbr2372]

@@iMuffunz cheers!

[@Ididathing]

Ahahaha Such great timing

[@kizmetmars]

"The Robot will not stop shooting until you feel safe."

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

To be fair, it’s definitely smart to be afraid of the naked toe man with an obsession with pissing off OSHA.

[@Soygalactus]

Dude built a robot and gave it some random code from the internet and a gun, what a legend.

[@Gampos23]

Imagine the looks on the cops face when they said “we are looking for a tampon gun” 😂

[@stevep7346]

"Yes, you look like the type"

[@Gampos23]

@Catguy's tech advice yep

[@tmplott5644]

Imagine their faces when they see this video xD

[@usern4metak3ns]

Anyone know why a tampon gun would be cop worthy?

[@mcbamm5683]

@@usern4metak3ns I believe Australia has some of the tightest gun laws in the world. Airsoft guns are banned, and anything that can fire a projectile at a certain speed (think faster than a nerf gun but considerably slower than a bullet) needs to be registered and used at an appropriate facility. My guess off of this information is that NSW police were looking for an excuse to lift him because of his money laundering video. They saw the tampon gun, and tried to get him for creating an unregistered “firearm” that he used in his own home.

[@carlospassos9693]

Man NSW police sure is going to be upset when they watch this in 2028. 💀 Glad to see they’ve got their priorities straight keeping a criminal like you under wraps, instead of solving that open arson case. 👍

[@Ididathing]

Yeah its going to take them a while

[@lisasteel6817]

I know I sleep safely knowing they’re investigating the very serious issue of tampon guns. As a woman of course.

[@Kirkaig]

@RR A.I is getting really good so how are there bots this bad

[@FasutonemuMyoji]

Its so awesome that if you even appear on a video that criticizes literally anyone with the slightest amount of power and too many people see it, the police show up at your house for any "reasons" they can find. I live the new style of world governments, really looking out for the people that matter! Great jeorb!

[@ThePcHeadedGuy]

@@Kirkaig why ask the bot? but yeah, AI is getting really good, and then there are bots evolving backwards.

[@GabelhelmSogarbraten]

I love how similar australian law is to germanys it works like: "yeah we completely ignore criminal elements and corruption but we will bring the hammer of law down full force on anyone who tries to protect themselves from said criminal elements and corruption"

[@Luigimaestro]

We will not tolerate tampon guns. Actual ones are fine tho

[@LegitimPlayer]

“Hey look buddy, im an engineer, that means i solve problems.”

[@IronGearProductions]

Cameraman: "Do you feel safe?" Jordan: "No?!! Not at all!" The Turret: "And I took that personally"

[@papipaper911]

Hahahah fr turret was listening 💀

[@nullp0inter]

everyone fears chatgpt but the real dangerous ai is the kids code gone wrong 🙂

[@kennethjones8683]

Exactly why it aimed for a nut shot when a face shot wasn't effective. They WILL take over! LOL

[@alex1carm]

damn it I just commented this exact thing almost identically and then scrolled down to see you beat me to it

[@user-fs4vl1go8u]

Finally it's here the clip you all wanted. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHqqfYesZ75nY7c..

[@Generalkenobi501]

I love how his videos went from: „I made a spoon using only a spoon“ to „Yeah so anyway I made a face tracking gun for home defense“. This man just makes youtube a better place.

[@4rumani]

his videos were always like this

[@ravenking4315]

hello there!

[@Normalnyczlowiek]

@@ravenking4315 General Kenobi!

[@Generalkenobi501]

@@Normalnyczlowiek Your move!

[@Normalnyczlowiek]

@@Generalkenobi501 You fool, I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku!

[@ae_bae]

The address he says at 15:53 is the house of the prime Minister which is alredy funny but on if you go to it on google maps there are reviews talking about how its nice as long as you avoid the robot gun which is just great, I hope people are confused

[@KolMan2000]

Rubber re-balls, as they’re usually called, hurt a LOT more than normal paintballs. Since normal paintballs break, a lot of the force is dispersed, but with the rubber ones they just bounce off and don’t disperse any energy except straight into you

[@jackmadiaga8907]

- Do you feel safe with this gun protecting you? Jordan: No, absolutely not. Gun turret: And I took that personally

[@user-jr7qn9ny5r]

too personally

[@thepeero9670]

:)

[@niklas3035]

big props, one of the best I´ve seen for a long time

[@jameswest7528]

The way he shirks and flees like a lil gremlin when he drops the paintball in the gun has me in tears. 😂

[@your_uncle_barry_6700]

On a serious note what Jordan is going through is utterly terrifying and the fact he's not running away shows he has guts

[@k98killer]

Fortunately, the Australia parliament is finally getting its shit together and debating a bill to address the corruption issues: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@thisolddog2259]

The school shooting thing was a horrible thing to say asshole!

[@BVonBuescher]

Agreed. Aussies need to wake up, joking aside, they are living under a tyrannical neo-liberal government. Never ever ever give up your g*ns

[@matthewblunderbuss4545]

Plus he can't buy guns to properly defend himself. Kinda terrifying since the corrupt government officials won't have any issue getting or hiring one.

[@joshuarupert4579]

More like he's just too damn ignorant 😂 Jordy for the win

[@GottaDieFast]

the fact the police raided your mum's house and you continued on testing is a true scientist move

[@PreciousOpal]

The guy is in the forefront of future achivements and succsess

[@dmk_games]

5 years after the tampon gun was made he needed to be investigated! Unrelated to the pokies video just before FJs house got burned. There is just a big backlog for the tampon gun unit to investigate.

[@THEVLOGCENTRAL104]

The police raided his moms house?

[@charlesm.2604]

​@@THEVLOGCENTRAL104 13:04 Raided for a 5 years old video right after they exposed corruption. At this point they are making it obvious on purpose.

[@elektroman3187]

One time my friend got raided because his room mate turned out to be a crackhead meth dealer. My friend and I were there just jamming playing guitar when guys with shotguns and bushmasters slammed through the inside garage door. They held us in handcuffs for two hours but the whole time it felt like me and my friend were getting along with the cops, turns out the whole crew was in a band! In the end when they took his room mate and let us be, we went inside and keep in mind we were under 21 at the time. We found our six pack of beer and weed hidden in my friend's laundry basket..... To this day I can't believe it, what a bunch of awesome guys. Totally out of subject but still every time I hear the word "raid" I think of these cool cops.

[@DonCarlione973]

This is a great channel. I love coming here I'm always learning something new! 👍🏻👍🏻

[@shitking_shitpussy]

15:47 oh my goodness.... safety squints while welding......

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Seeing his involuntary fear while also being really tall and ripped is hilarious

[@victorvdm1]

So you are saying that fear is related to height? That's weird... Actually in my experience, the most fearless people i know, are very short people lol

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

@@victorvdm1 he's a huge jacked Australian. So yeah seeing him squirming like a little girl afraid of a bug is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

@@victorvdm1 also I think we'd genuinely be friends you seem gothic as Fck and have resident evil on your channel

[@victorvdm1]

@@zyourzgrandzmaz hey don't stalk me bro. But thx, i guess?

[@sashimi5106]

​@Victor Ramos da Silva you're fun at parties.

[@rishithprabhat8157]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how ripped this man is

[@bobcooke8084]

A moment? Try the whole video

[@TalasnatheHeartless]

I thought that was just John Barilaro's face

[@sirpeterbaum4695]

Daddy did a thing

[@Sam-hs7bu]

Hes fighting in creator clash! Make sure you watch to support him 🙌

[@2niceunicorns562]

I’m convinced he made this video to show off his chiseled pecks

[@Maakko]

Best channel ever!! This guy is awesome, great content!!

[@Lunarcreeper]

You're the type of person to make combustible lemons to burn life's house down.

[@militaryhumveerevisions8183]

7:52 I like how Jordie is standing there with his hands behind his back, inspecting the turret like He's a high ranking military officer testing new weaponry to be approved

[@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325]

That reminds of me that Hitman mission in Miami

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@mikeisnotcool8360]

This aged like a fine wine considering Jordie’s latest video

[@RobotronSage]

LOL

[@star_of_light]

@@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 although this one can't recognize specific faces :c

[@anonymousbread6908]

Gotta love the turret straight up EXECUTING Jordan after hearing him say how unsafe it made him feel XD

[@ithinkmycatsdead]

birthday shots for hayao miyazaki, too.

[@user-eg8eh1es1f]

i saw the likes is at 899, so i just have to do it.

[@captainsnugleup]

I love your videos so much, they are just too good, I also like how you tensed up so much it looked like you gained 10 more pounds of muscle lol, you are usually jacked but if I knew all I needed to take a good progress picture was a paintball turret I would've done this forever ago!

[@catarinacattasaki6865]

11:56 "So it seemed to piss-off the turret...So it started aiming Lower..." Lmao! So, you taught it vengeance? Lul!😹💋🤘🤘🤦‍♀🤷‍♀😹

[@Pfoxy567]

The fact he has one friend with a house that hasn’t been burned down yet says a lot about him NPCs be like: OMG GUYS THANKS FOR 4K LIKES OMGMGMGM

[@angry1788]

Australian house prices...

[@arcturus9026]

I'm guessing William Osman's in this list too.

[@Therisis_GraveReader]

Add "only" because reading your comments confuse me

[@ronnoc9638]

People used to burn witches which we have learnt were just ahead of their time.

[@ethanheneghan]

My favourite time of the month, when I did a thing uploads

[@MaitlandJones]

The fact that Jordy got shot after complaining about not feeling safe made me laugh. It seems he offended the turret's machine spirit. XD

[@wombataldebaran9686]

someone get a tech priest to check it for abominable intelligence

[@a.mseymour180]

Suddenly warhammer

[@jjcoola998]

In before an inquisitor shows up…. Bound to be some heresy in here somewhere

[@makingastardestroyer3066]

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

[@StoryAndSong1]

I love how the title screen at 0:32 replicates Jordie’s title screen in font and the fire in “who firebombed friendlyjordies?”

[@demonman1234]

Yk I was working to build an object detection airsoft tank.. I think I might use a paintball gun now. Seems more fun, just would have to make the tank either taller or longer to accommodate the CO2 canister.. my code though is pretty solid for the actual object detection, i rarely having a false positive. It detect overall people, not face.. though I could adapt it to detect a face (: I actually did plan on using a similar method as the kid (before I ever seen any video on it), which is have a crosshair in the center of the screen and wait until the center of the bounding box equals the center of the screen… and move servo’s for X and Y until it does so… cause I’m bad at math LOL If anyone’s curious, my project is written in Python, but using C++ for the detection libraries (OpenCV), and using pyfigmata to interface with an arduino.

[@Karak-_-]

Cameraman: Does it make you feel safe? Jordan: No Turret: And I took that personally.

[@OGFish217]

Rust auto turret L

[@watcherdavid3158]

Ain't that a cute little gun!

[@michaellim2144]

I am convinced the code programmed by the child made his robot sentient

[@valeerie6423]

that kid is the GOAT he saved this vid

[@whatswiththisnewhandlesthing]

Link to the past speedrun: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXKQoIdqp86hqKc

[@urnoob5528]

@@valeerie6423 and?

[@fempleandfemsaku]

“the only mate that hasn’t had his house burned down” yep, checks out

[@ClonesGone_]

Thanks for converting torque in my us school shooter neither, I almost didn’t know what you were talking about there!

[@tinydiccbandito4953]

I love how the gun behaves like it actually has a personality and gets offended or straight up rebels

[@Salvage5681]

@@miriadlamentations No one asked

[@andr4302]

@@Salvage5681 It's a Bot most likely

[@mistermagnificence2112]

Ikr

[@werepancake]

You can really tell how much Alex loves Opera GX because he hasn't yet set it as his default browser

[@fss1704]

there's no way in hell i'm installing this chinese spyware.

[@lettuce7259]

@@fss1704 I have bad news about whatever browser you're using

[@oggilein1]

@lettuce7259 jokes on you he's running GNU Icecat

[@rideroftheforce5245]

@@lettuce7259 TOR

[@enderofbarts]

I use carrier pigeons, they're the most secure. Currently watching the video by having OP print it out and send to me via my flock of 60 custom bred pigies.

[@Oshaoxin]

Actually the broken asbestos walls should be terrifying enough

[@rylandgilpin]

“Hey hey I’m in my stupid apron” 😭 perfect greeting

[@ultragamer969]

As an American I can confirm that this is in fact a great home security system

[@frostyvr9805]

What about the guy who had a booby trap shotgun aimed at knee level

[@thatoneguy86493]

@@frostyvr9805 less advanced genius

[@billbillerton6122]

@@thatoneguy86493 But effective.

[@thatoneguy86493]

@@billbillerton6122 yes maybe less advanced but practical

[@cyruslastiwka2390]

@@thatoneguy86493 dont even need that, a cut of pipe as a chamber and a mousetrap work just as well as a "shotgun". Save the real one for your own hands.

[@mikesapanero8572]

That hot glue reaction is priceless and just about sums up every hot glue gun injury ever.

[@AnarchistFun101]

😂It certainly took me back to my own, which was absolutely not funny at the time.

[@DONKFORTRESS6956]

It just doesn't get off

[@CaptPanOfSteel]

It's like babies first napalm

[@charliemcmillan4230]

Not even 11 seconds before that he said he was using bolts to avoid using glue

[@imnolongerasking5933]

Every crafter's non-lethal finger napalm

[@mayhewfisher62]

good for you in finding the silver lining to the situation. Lol. this is hilarious. And the need not to make eye contact with the gun. Works with vicious dogs so should work here. this guy is the best.

[@pingerboy69]

Lmfao broooooo, 🙏 😂😂 your videos are too funny there brilliant!! Love what you have done here.

[@zane1621]

I think it’s crazy that apparently everyone in Australia has professional machining equipment in their garage.

[@kyosokutai]

You never wake up in the middle of the night with the overwhelming urge to Wallace n Gromit together a sentry turret armature?

[@kaksspl]

​@@kyosokutai I do. I just can't afford it.

[@AndiFels]

Wait, you mean it's not standard for everyone to have their own lathe?

[@niallgoat]

Sample size of one = applies to everybody. Makes sense

[@blakedannion9232]

Now that Australia is a prison country, it is common for prisons to have an inmate industries section where they get vocational training.

[@MagikalKrabical]

The fact that Jord is fine with messing around with almost being firebombed by being in this video truly shows how much of a champ he is.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@bigshaq3984]

​@@EEEEEEEE bro speakin facts tho

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Fcking legend

[@jeffjansen582]

@@gandalf_thegrey Who mommy?

[@austinwagler7888]

Watching you hop around was hilarious, I lost it 😂

[@nazcaplain]

Subscribed, dammit. I'm grudgingly now a big fan of your strange Australian anarchy.

[@atlanticsquib7232]

At least we know he’s got 5 years to prep his court defence

[@josephbuma3454]

Your honor, Mr.Thing was only being a Silly Boy, doing silly boy’s things. I rest my case

[@kaanthereaper256]

I hope he gets Phoenix Wright as lawyer

[@MCisAwesome95]

The targeting the knees and crotch thing actually seems to be more of a happy accident than anything, those areas are pretty nasty places to get shot lmao

[@Ididathing]

Yeah way more terrifying than getting hit in your face

[@dis_joint_ed5167]

@@Ididathing New on FriendlyJordies - why does Kristo have faces for knees?

[@void_..]

​@@Ididathing make concentrated salt bullets, then if breaks the skin or someone gets hit in the eye it hurts *even* more! "Salt in the wound" if you will.

[@kbot1060]

@@void_.. Essentially APHE but paintball... brilliant!

[@ThatNiceDutchGuy]

Pepperspray works wonders also. Outdoors only, obviously. Nice design!

[@basmus]

I think these turrets could be really cool in a paintball arena if it was programmed to track the paintball guns or the masks

[@OriginalKorean]

Now, to combine this with Michael Reeves's robot that shines a laser in people's eyes. The ultimate home-defense: can't see then get pelted.

[@jimmyschwarz9075]

and the book that throws a knife at you when you open it

[@richbrooke3008]

@@jimmyschwarz9075 nothing worse than an arsonist who wants to read your books

[@DaimyoD0]

Or the one that sprays energy drinks at your face when you inevitably try to close your eyes to keep the laser light out. Spray enough monster energy at someone and they're sure to have a heart attack, right?

[@bluai]

@@richbrooke3008 😂

[@IronbirdAIT]

Replace the laser with stryopyros laser, don't even need a gun lol

[@ronanthecowtamer]

All else aside, what a joke that friendlyjordies keeps on being referred to as 'KZbinr' or 'KZbin vlogger' when he's clearly a pretty seasoned and thorough independent journalist. He just happens to present his journalism in a humorous way and forgoes the usual bootlicking deference for politicians that most MSM outlets have. Good on ya lads for keeping on keeping on, and having his back.

[@sepg5084]

Well he is a youtuber, so that term is technically correct. "Seasoned" journalist is subjective.

[@Chronx100]

@@sepg5084 I feel like getting your house burned down adds a good amount of seasoning don’t ya think?

[@pikapi985]

It's just a way to demean and belittle his opinion. Politics is a game of words after all.

[@LordDragox412]

@@sepg5084 He uses a mint deodorant, which cannibals find to be an excellent seasoning.

[@lemonsuckerYT]

@@pikapi985 And firebombs apparently

[@GreasyGamer-fe3cn]

I COMPLETELY AGREE THIS MAN IS 1000 TIMES SCARIER THAN NO COPPERS

[@BigBlackNemesis]

Kneecaps, the jewels, anything to mess with an intruder. I dig it ~ Mean lil bit o' code.

[@ruval1433]

A collab between him and backyard scientist would be delicately terrifying

[@SeventhHelios]

Imagine one of his high powered lasers auto-targeting your face like the TF2 sentry gun lol

[@bhudds6495]

They've hung out a few times with William osman, nilered and Allen Pan

[@chicagotypewriter2094]

And if that don’t work, U S E M O R E G U N

[@aleks138]

he already hung out with a gun youtuber last year and threw him under the bus. I don't think they'd want him in the states again

[@Fennerator]

I think they were all on Will Osman's power tool racing video.

[@fero1600]

As a wise man once said: "It's always a great day when he does a thing"

[@TylerTolander]

Fr bro

[@zackw00]

Really love the vaguely threatening tone of this video! Sends a good message. Class solidarity ❤

[@froggerman2023]

I laughed at the entire video dude! 😂😂😂 Especially that end address! 😂😂

[@awesometomxd]

You know what they say The most important part of home security is psychological warfare So i think this works really well

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

That's what I was thinking when he mentioned that they were traumatized by it. It may not kill a man, but it'll keep people away!

[@janiprice6117]

Even without ammo it's terrifying

[@hockeymaskbob2942]

Just add a laser pointer and loudspeaker with a countdown

[@Stealth_Pilot]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[@TomoyoTatar]

In this economy…absolutely!!! 😂

[@sixty2612]

Classic greentext

[@turtlemann1569]

Bro you got guns? I got rocks

[@canadianbluepants9446]

i love the badger

[@dougthedonkey1805]

He’s Australian…

[@timucinbahsi445]

make an illegal home security device that commits tax evasion when it sees a preparator.

[@TheBousouzoku]

Awesome! Jordie needs good friends like you 😊

[@vonfrizzly]

Australian police are wild. Imagine ATF searching your house for a tampon gun.

[@LiveGameDriveChannel]

Alcohol, tampons, firearms

[@yeeyee4339]

i mean if its short enough i could see a couple dead dogs

[@BaitGoblin]

Seriously, and they complain about American politics

[@michaelw6645]

@@yeeyee4339😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shrimp_Insurance]

This is what anti-gun people want, they're always pointing to Australia as a shining example of gun bans

[@hanbieryu8390]

Would love to see an obstacle course with: 1. Michael reeves' head seeking drones 2. Idat's paintball turret 3. William osman's taser carpet 4. Backyard scientist's claymore roomba And more

[@TheSubzeto]

the four horsemen

[@Ididathing]

This is great

[@Gudbrand1]

You could add a turret that would pump out lube at an offset distance of the head of the person and it would be even more terrifying.. No escape

[@vladyslavnechyporenko6069]

@@TheSubzeto horsemen*

[@lLiquid]

You can't forget about Michael Reeves' eye laser. Mount that bad boy on Idat's paintball turret and its a gg

[@iovi3384]

"maybe its the rubber balls" bro that's wild

[@KRAKEN_Magfed]

funniest shit i‘ve seen for a long time! 😂 thank you! 👍🏼

[@Am_Cookie2436]

"So does the turret make you feel safe?" "No! Not at all!" Turret: *received critical emotional damage, neutralizing threat.* And shoots him in the neck

[@anonthe-third2367]

Forget the turret, just stand shirtless in front of Jordie's house, you've got enough guns on your own

[@ApolloTheDerg]

He really do tho 👀

[@GRAITOM]

@@ApolloTheDerg please stop being gay and sexualizing him.

[@chiliring7082]

That string bean looking fool aint got shiz m8

[@anonthe-third2367]

@Chili Ring We get it, you BIG STRONG MAN, EAT WEGHTS FOR BREAKFAST, SHIT PURE PROTEIN POWDER. But none of us care.

[@ApolloTheDerg]

@@GRAITOM Nah

[@tombly3464]

I love how he puts Peter Dutton and Gladys berejiklians face on tshirts

[@juleswoodbury58]

I like how the face recognition software was like: "okay I know you're a human, but that bike sure looks suspicious🤨

[@ItsCarrotJuice]

"And now that the machine wants to kill me, it's time to give it a gun" This man never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@rileybriggs4731]

This is 1000% something you should refine with Michael Reeves to make it faster but also able to identify human shapes in addition to faces and once it has identified an object as human it switches to just motion tracking so it can continue firing even if you turn your back to run away.

[@ForgedinPrint]

Michael would make it taze people let's be honest. Would make finding them easier since they wouldn't move until the battery ran out.

[@sabless]

@@ForgedinPrint LMFAOOO

[@War_With_It]

Satin calm down

[@ForgedinPrint]

@@War_With_It Fighting with your fabric?

[@War_With_It]

@@ForgedinPrintSatan my bad

[@jacobp.2024]

Finally, slenderman paint ball turret that you cant look at or it kills you

[@DzastaD]

I accidentally skipped forward ten seconds and then just heard the word "meth." amazing KZbinr 10/10

[@psyneur9182]

now he has to tell anyone he invites over "don't look my house in the eye, it can smell fear"

[@qyasar8046]

I think telling them dont look my house in the eye is terrifying enough

[@grummee6237]

i love it when he takes his dementia pills every month or two and remembers he has a channel to post on

[@peterpain6625]

I'm pretty sure he had even better ideas... that sent him directly to the icu for a couple of weeks. And he doesn't post those ;)

[@ImProbsLost]

Quality over quantity

[@eddieshootsandleaves5431]

Next time get a ceiling fan and turn it into a propeller by having it powered by something like a chainsaw.

[@AxissXs]

i have had so many problems with chrome that i was forced to replace it another browser.after looking around i decided to use opera and i'm happy about it. the only feature i and many other people are missing is just a damn extension sync. been waiting for years and they don't seem to be implementing it soon