i made the survival burger from stardew valley

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[@Savvyrose96]

"Bottoms? No? Happy Pride Month!" 😂

[@linn4111]

omg linus youre here!!

[@lizzydorgan]

LINUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

[@marceline5461]

Hi Linus big fan

[@KB-ln2lu]

This comment killed me 💀

[@kai_b_feral]

when i tell you i CACKLED when he took the lid off the burger and the cheese was gone… 😂😭 julen is so aries and i love it sm.

[@bigdingus4448]

Got me so good 😂

[@willowwinter8142]

I laughed SO hard. Ah I really needed that xoxox

[@randih801]

I laughed for a solid 2 mins 😂

[@larrissasue]

I’m currently crying laughing so hard my stomach hurts

[@ratboygirl]

looney tunes ass escape, holding onto the lid like that LMFAO

[@cmakenzie]

Saw that the only person that Julien follows on tiktok is Chappell Roan and i’ve never been more proud. She really is my favorite artists, favorite artist.

[@Kristenhas3cats]

She's just so good. I'm an old person (41) and stereotypically we don't pick up new music. But Chappell Roan is just the best.

[@HowDidIGetHere91]

That album is and has been top ten of my entire life, and I’ll be 33 in August. She’s incredible! ❤

[@soupy55]

I’ve been listening since she had abt 70k followers on Spotify and it’s so wild to see her blow up like crazy im so happy for her

[@choosehappy9224]

Who

[@hsisnothere]

julien is consistent in one instance only and that’s being a lovely human

[@spiinniing]

I feel like nothing says Aries Kitchen like forgetting the garlic and just raw-doggin them in your hand with some olive oil and yeeting them into the hot oven. Edit: The cheese. The lid.

[@crimoneli7642]

Krobus is perhaps the only one who CAN match Julien’s freak

[@daniellet4218]

the pocket burger live was crazy

[@aloracarner8948]

If i had a nickel for every time this man touched the hot pan after the first time he said it was hot, i would have significantly more nickels than i should.

[@ilovejustin2006]

Omg the bit where the cheese gets stuck to the pan lid when I tell you I was cry laughing for a good 30 seconds 😂😂

[@joeastham0]

Same😅

[@MissFelice]

Seeing Julien put a burger in his pocket is simultaneously the most unhinged but expected thing ever. Love seeing Papa in the kitchen now with chat :D

[@TheLalinha2000]

I would watch a 100 more episodes of this. I love stardew valley and this was a wonderful amount of chaos

[@beakyleek]

said he was gonna put it in his pocket and i was like. hes gonna wrap it in parchment paper or something first right? oh yeah no no he isnt its julien.

[@irradiated_woman8016]

Texture improvement: 1)after you cube up your eggplant and before you oven it, chuck those chunks in a bowl of salty, salty water. This osmosises the excess water out of the eggplant cells so that after you cook it, itll be more firm and chewy. You wanna do the salt soak for at least an hour, or up to like... 12h, possibly a whole day if you wanted. 2) id use some flax meal either in addition to or instead of the powdered egg replacer. I usually use powdered too, but there are certain things that bind up better with flax and burgs are one of them. You wanna put some fine ground flax in a lil hot water, let it get all jelly, and add that to the burger dough. 3) more optional but if you swapped (all or some proportion of) the wild rice for a glutinous/sticky rice, that should also help. Brown glutinous rice would probably be nice in this to go with the rustic vibes. 4)i hate this advice too-i like to cook hot and fast-but it will bind up a million times better if you do the final pan patty cook low and slow. Sorry.

[@anitacrumbly]

what are your thoughts about the liquid egg replacer since it's a bit thicker do you think that could help though still might need flax meal.

[@caylarivera2804]

Casava flour is a great thickener, as a gluten and grain free cook it really works much better for me than alot of gluten free flour blends.

[@chelseamizzell]

Thank you for your comment! 😊 I'm excited to utilize your suggestions

[@irradiated_woman8016]

@@anitacrumbly oh like a just egg? I'm not sure actually! I've never used it. Someone should try that and see.

[@grplasjelly6048]

I mean seeing that nobody's houses have bathrooms, Linus might actually be the CLEANEST villager with his lake and spa baths...

[@panicatlabiblioteca3977]

Shit you’re right.

[@francatcreations6324]

I was today years old when I realised that there are no bathrooms o.o

[@chloeann2641]

The Chappell roan reference makes me so happy

[@kiletara]

aries kitchen being filmed while live results in an air of do it to ‘em-ism that has never been seen before and it is truly fascinating

[@sofiav7791]

Every time i watch a chaotic Julien cooking vid i feel like kermit that time they wrapped him in a blanket and sat him on the chair at the counter. That's the energy

[@darl1ngs]

Oh my GOD. When Julien used the knife as the bookmark, mentally, I screamed like Jenna. "JU-LEE-IN-UH!"

[@francatcreations6324]

Yeah! Right?! XD

[@KatieBeeTV]

Speaking of Jenna her plants on the counter are looking good ❤

[@harmonic5107]

The magic cheeze made me giggle. Always chaos in the kitchen

[@heyitselle]

the "not again" and "i'm new here!" from the plants in response to the ominous possibility of being soft-ball pitched a patty sent me

[@karolinafaryna703]

"Bottoms? No. ... HAPPY PRIDE MONTH" THE WAY I JUST BURSTED OUT LAUGHING DAMN, THAT TOOK ME OFF GUARD

[@whitneyHU2014]

“His creepy small tent” 😂

[@courtneydee1236]

"That's too many words, just tell me what to do" literally me with complex recipes. 😂

[@liv_222]

obsessed with these stardew cooking videos

[@EllenBeal]

Add water to the powder egg replacer!!! When you sub in a powder for a liquid, you lose moisture. The dryer consistency can lead to a crumbly texture

[@Kristenhas3cats]

He did though right?

[@symptomoftheuniverse3862]

He did!!!!!

[@anitacrumbly]

@@symptomoftheuniverse3862 the ratio was off for this particular recipe someone also suggested using flax meal too which i think is a great idea. this step is why it was crumbly because this is the glue like he said and so this step has to be right.

[@symptomoftheuniverse3862]

@@anitacrumbly Okay, but the comment was he should have added water to the dry egg substitute, she was using multiple exclamation points. I and others informed her he did. Be honest I am not well versed in this kind of cooking. Chia seed is a good alternative.

[@karishunt3625]

this is so wonderfully chaotic, you are a gift julen

[@Bunnybananabunny]

So relatable too!😅

[@meggle12]

The oiling and salting in the hand sent me LOL

[@NiGhTVampPaleone]

THE CHEESE lmao the look of bamboozledness on his face. I died

[@larashore1000]

I too was bamboozled and wondering when violife started evaporating 😂

[@sagescorner256]

Monday Scaries? No, Monday Aries (Kitchen)

[@rollingcd]

These stardew cooking videos are becoming a favorite! I also got the cookbook, im not a very good cook, i made the crabcakes with peach salsa from it the other day and it was amazing! 😊 i love watching you make some of these, they really inspire me to keep cooking

[@xaviercolon9124]

Those Crab-Cakes were amazing.

[@angelenaj0Li3]

The cheese disappearing on the lid should not have been as funny as it was but I was dyyyying laughing 🤣

[@erinwallace6747]

8:34-8:59 is the most chaotic good thing I've ever witnessed. *Edit* I continued watching, and would like to add 23:48-24:02 to the list as well

[@phoebesookim]

this is the most chaotic video, even for julien. 10/10 no notes. perfect.

[@LawNerdAmber]

Aries Kitchen is life EH BEP BEP

[@bug7055]

LETS GO ARIES KITCHEN ❤🎉

[@janeC00]

23:45 i freaking died lol

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

23:52 julen looks like a cat when you meow back to it

[@kaliskye4115]

I hope this continues!! I know Julien has loved Stardew and I'm so happy it's bringing back Aries Kitchen 💕💕💕

[@MintyUnicorns]

The thing that I love about Julien's cooking is that it makes me feel better about constantly forgetting ingredients, steps, and doing things weird with my own cooking. Unlike me though, he is actually good at cooking and I am not.

[@BewareOfMpreg]

The cheese jump scare had me on the edge of my seat

[@amyfromkc]

Im living for the nail color

[@anangrylittlesliceofpie1413]

bean burgers always squish out, I don't know how people are making ones that don't. I find that adding to the mince something raw helps and I like to use gram or lentil flour mixed with water for the binder, so maybe using just egg would've been better?

[@abbymorrison3097]

Thank god!!! I was so worried you'd only do the one out of this book! Please do more oml

[@ellenvanity8175]

Fun fact: Most carrots used to be purple! But the Dutch farmers developed the orange version as a tribute to the House of Orange dynasty that liberated the Dutch from the Spanish rule.

[@reilly070538]

That’s so interesting!

[@AB-ft7ng]

This is a legend originating from social media. Fun yes, but not a fact!

[@ellenvanity8175]

@@AB-ft7ng The current orange carrot is the result of cross breeding. The first carrots came from Iran and were brought to the Netherlands by the V.O.C. in the 17th century. The carrot was ‘crossed’ in the Netherlands until it had the orange colour. Was it because of the royal family? Maybe, but that’s uncertain. It might also have been that it looked better. And also, thinking about economics, sell better. So we don’t know if it’s because of the king that it’s orange. But we DO know that it was the Dutch who produced the orange carrot.

[@allietheavenger]

The gouda thing made me have to pause the video because i was laughing for too long omfg 😂😂😂

[@gracejohnson6684]

i love that you gave chat a part in this!! gives us our feral personality and its fun to be part of the video with you (: loving this series!! even if ur def an actor

[@kaya6910]

how did u know im hyperfixated on stardew and absolutely LOVE your cooking vids? ♡♡♡

[@Pixienightmaregirl]

He streams stardew and uploads to his second YT channel Julien 2 if you didn’t already know ♥️

[@kitty72ily]

I can still hear Jenna yelling “JULIENNN!!” At the end when he put it in his pocket 🤣🥹🫶🏻

[@CrystalBallPieces]

Just......thank you. Thank you for Aries Kitchen....thank you Julien and Julien's production team. It really is a gift that we still get to be included in Julien's life after all this time. Dink Dink 🌸

[@lisarobertson9394]

Hearing those timers go off would've made my day tho

[@shadow1997cassandra]

"MY POCKET'S WARM" *in a shaky voice* "ooh my gawd"

[@alltimealy]

the cheese part got me CACKLING LOL

[@shadow1997cassandra]

"One went too far, but that's up to him and his God now" -spoken like a God himself

[@nellap9897]

that mystery of the cheese disappearance!!! 🤭🤭

[@jeaninekoch1621]

Omg in the pocket!! 😂 Best Aries kitchen ever!!! ❤ the live Aries moments! Thank you for your relatable cooking chaos!!! Linus would be proud!

[@dustbunny6126]

Loving the nails!

[@maddie9311]

i joined stream that night exactly when chat started convincing him to put the burger in his pocket. absolutely gold moment

[@DavinaRuby]

Sharks let me introduce you to pocket burger- a easy snack on the go*. *Falls apart sometimes

[@dclovee327388]

I opened youtube at the PERFECT time 😂

[@St4rkilla]

Yay Julien, looks like an 80s dad

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

25:42 love holding a kitchen towel in the other hand for emotional support as i handle really hot things

[@prcervi]

that needed a better binder for the patty also i'm pretty sure linus uses a backpack, since one of his quests is to return his berry basket

[@macabrebarbiex]

The amount of times I rewinded to where the missing cheese fiasco started at 23:34... I needed that serotonin in my life.

[@sarahihm5020]

So excited to see you doing this series!

[@hannahmerz7481]

There's always so many assumptions in Aries kitchen lmao. I love it

[@jennybrockartist]

23:40 This pure amazed confusion was a joy to behold 🤣

[@L337Dratini]

The panic of clothing not feeling the right way (like wet and warm) is REAL. XD

[@atakkuuuuu]

Husband hates messy sandwiches and burgers. I don’t mind it as much. If there’s a fork, then I’ll just use that to eat the mess.

[@glngersnapz]

The long awaited return of 😈✨Ares Kitchen✨😈 ft Iron Violet on the nails?? We love to see it

[@deborahclarke6629]

Julian, you’re a star & absolutely a joy to watch! *Love to Jenna….. miss you. And ❤️🐾🐾 to all your animals.

[@tommie881]

i love watching julien, you just literally laugh the entire time and vibe

[@RtoioBnoiy]

Obsessed with these Stardew culinary videos.

[@tt_tonic]

I love this new Stardew series omggg

[@Caseydia1]

I just wanted to leave a comment to say I love how chat responses were edited into this video. It’s really funny.

[@timbrebumgarner6294]

6:19 he said “not my problem”😭

[@linn4111]

glad to hear this was better and easier for you now when chat's there! thank for your video

[@ceekay3143]

The Aries chaos energy is strong in the kitchen today! The way that burger fell apart reminds me of this unhinged 4 Ingredient burger I made back when I was in university. Of course I can't find it on the internet, not even on the 4 Ingredients website (it came from a recipe book we had). Baked beans, crushed up corn chips, and maybe 1-2 other ingredients (I think a jar of salsa?).

[@kliizco]

18:45 why did the stare off into space at the end of this lil stunt feel so unhinged and make me laugh so hard??

[@Estrellita41511]

28:16 JULIEEENNN!! 😭 (I can hear Jenna already)

[@hanonondricek411]

I would love if Jenna would make subtle hidden cameos inJulien's videos...like as a hand model. (or _maybe she does_ and I've never noticed??)

[@Sailor.d00m]

this is a live action version of Linus creating the survival burger for the first time

[@rainbowofboxes8021]

love love love aries kitchen! i look forward to every single one of these

[@maggievondohlen2052]

"I need to take my pants off my pocket's warm" Linus would be proud

[@oakleykennedy8219]

Im so happy cooking vids are back!!

[@debramiller9383]

Have soooo missed your cooking shows!!!! And, thank you for the cheese laugh. Needed that! Please make more of these!!!!

[@busstopgirl8092]

Honestly, it looks exactly like the picture and it looks like it would taste good

[@Cakeontheroof]

Needed this content so much today, it's been a rough week but Julien is 11/10 comfort creator

[@GreenStar308]

When he put it in his pocket I started yelling Julien lolol😂

[@gracehattori5517]

Love love love this series

[@talinibini]

Never clicked so fast, I MISSED Aries Kitchen!!

[@cantstopthewind]

This was my first ever time being able to catch an Aries Kitchen Live and it was such a joy seeing how these get made! Such a fun, good, wholesome community that Julien has created that I'm stoked to get to be a part of in the future.

[@xweesnawx8x]

You waving that knife around almost gave me hives. 10/10 I will definitely watch again

[@its__tres]

Food from my favorite game, hyped to watch!

[@Andy_1777]

I have been in the hospital for 4 days and your videos are the only ones that bring me comfort. Thank you for posting ❤

[@rebeccawhittington759]

The cheese disappearing on the lid was so funny 😭

[@rakiyeaah]

the cheese sticking to the lid is one of the funniest things I've seen on KZbin 😂😂😂😂

[@taylerjemma7168]

27:40 when he says "when my food starts to fall apart mid-meal, I just want to throw it away" hard time to have a gluten-free diet LOL

[@meganconte5658]

as somebody with celiac, your vids are so comforting to me

[@SabrinaMSabrinasStories]

The plant saying "not again" 😂 I assume the wall is still stained then 😅

[@Aprodeity]

I didn’t walk I ran! Stardew valley and Julian?! Say less Linus would be proud!

[@heather_bee]

Dude how was this so chaotic, like Julien was on one for this lol. The cheese truly had me dying!

[@MayusComfyCorner]

thanks for uploading! i love aries/stardew kitchen