I Microwaved Evolution For 10000 Years And Broke It in Species

Evolution will naturally happen, but this is a very slow and painful process so I "nudge" it along periodically because I want results. This is mostly done through radiation. I get so efficient at evolution that creatures can potentially even evolve in real time. This is at the expense of the creatures health and well being, but that's why I have thousands of them. Plus the breed very quickly and as long as they're doing that faster than they're dying then it works out. By the end we had so many unique species that I don't think breeding was even possible anymore and the world was doomed. Success.
Species: Artificial Life Real Evolution - store.steampowered.com/app/77...
PC Specs - Intel - Core i9-9980XE 3 GHz 18-Core Processor
2xNVIDIA - GeForce RTX 2080 Ti 11 GB Founders Edition Video Card (2-Way SLI)
Asus - ROG RAMPAGE VI EXTREME EATX LGA2066 Motherboard
Samsung - 970 Pro 1 TB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive
Corsair - Vengeance LPX 32 GB (2 x 16 GB) DDR4-4000 Memory

[@obi-john-kenobi9881]

Whenever my games crash I'm like: "Oh no!" Whenever DF's games crash he's like: "Yay! I did it!"

[@jaxonfreeze7882]

I'm fine with games crashing as long as they were saved like 3-5 seconds before

[@cheeselordsheogorath2846]

my reaction to game crashes is what one would expect. "You piece of $%!# I will give a real reason to crash."

[@zedantXiang]

We should gift him a nasa so he cant crash it anymore.

[@jaxonfreeze7882]

@@zedantXiang I always figured Nasa had horrible computers. No clue why

[@DamageMaximo]

It depends on how much money you make

[@Bearthedancingman]

DF: becomes a god. Also DF: microwaves his creation like fish fingers. "mmmm!"

[@blackgobbogaming4236]

Now that's a god I'd follow

[@ddunfuh9239]

Why would he make microwave noises after he microwaves his creations

[@Bearthedancingman]

@@ddunfuh9239 lol. I meant that as "mmmm tasty" not the microwave sound. My bad.

[@hannahlistento100EAT]

You know, I think DF would really make an great dad. He really puts a lot of time, effort, and love into his creations At least the creations he likes

[@Shuizid]

And he only likes the creations which are bound to suffer.... so...

[@blackgobbogaming4236]

@@Shuizid can you imagine being DF's least favorite child. Your probably safer that way

[@MrSir-wl9hh]

I love that everyone calls the starting creatures potatoes. If they have an actual name in-game, the dev should change it to “squirming potato” or something.

[@aidaaliten8817]

The species name for them is Primum specium

[@nojustno4209]

You should play Evo: search for Eden. It’s a single player snes game based around evolution, and I think you might enjoy it Edit: it was an snes game, not an nes, my bad

[@memerman9421]

No. Just no.

[@saturntrap]

@@memerman9421 yes

[@timbitbo9922]

@@saturntrap Just, yes

[@coffeecat2720]

I love Evo search for Eden

[@galeritsu5939]

My sanity: DF please no Me: DF YESSS!!!

[@DeElectricJudas]

I feel like everything DF makes just sits there screaming "KILL... MEEE...."

[@mrfhd6227]

Yep.

[@redundantfridge9764]

Why did you think KZbin died for a good hour or so? It's algorithm couldn't handle him.

[@faceplant950]

"I'm pretty sure this is a zebra, that mated with a gorilla, that mated with my hairy sausage" (around 7:45) You might want to reconsider your phrasing there... :)

[@lizhicao5102]

Face Plant and... then got hit by bus

[@obi-john-kenobi9881]

XD

[@4jayco]

"Hello SCP foundation? Yeah its me again, DF is becoming a problem"

[@ddunfuh9239]

“Do they know how lucky they are to have eyes” DangerouslyFunny - 2020

[@cometroyal4254]

Ive watched so many df vids now that i can predict when the video will end a second before it happens

[@dirpyturtle69]

Yea the timer at the bottom of the screen is pretty handy

[@Wired_User]

Nugget returns....

[@montanaranch6299]

Hey nugget I know how you feel hahahaha🤣

[@CR4T3Z]

Agreed

[@szemingho5583]

wow

[@Zulmoka]

He’d fit right in with the scientists in Made from abyss.

[@tinycube-autocast]

I'd live to see what monstrous creations you could make in TABS, although it doesn't have as much freedom with the type, of base/humanoid, you can edit the height and other stats.

[@tinycube-autocast]

Huge Halflings..

[@whichsherice]

@@tinycube-autocast waaay too simple.

[@CouldProbablyKillABear]

Oh no ... don't give him ideas

[@derpninja7904]

"If watching these things doesn't make you uncomfortable, you should be ashamed of yourself" Called out like that huh

[@Quambo1_]

*Ok, who was it that breeded a worm with a potato?*

[@GM.Nobody]

I definitely did not bred a worm wjth a potato

[@obi-john-kenobi9881]

Not it!

[@MadKat197]

i think it mighta been graystillplays actually or someone like that

[@MadKat197]

yup just went back and checked it was him xD

[@donutninja13]

Why does df just torture all forms of life?

[@Fast-Pass]

Revenge maybe?

[@elenawimsey5714]

because he knows we love watching him have a bit of wholesome fun 😇

[@ColdKitty]

Because he’s DF.

[@carnage5873]

To show that he is non discriminent at torturing things

[@polydullmemes3497]

Its fun

[@spidersteve639]

I'm enjoying DF's horrifying evolution arc.

[@TinySwanGrandAdventures]

Oh no here we go again with creating wonderful monstrosities!😂🤣 Love the chaotic energy DF gives off with these sort of games.

[@lost_traveler1130]

I just came across this channel yesterday. It’s a gold mine. It’s the same feeling as watching Call Me Kevin for the first time.

[@xavierjones1389]

Love your vids and I will alway watch your vids when I’m sad

[@elenawimsey5714]

Loved these cuties, although my heart still belongs to the Spikey Sausages Of Adversity ❤️

[@bean8008]

best channel tbh love you're videos

[@edwardjocson344]

DF: makes his creations suffer with radiation Also DF while seeing them suffer: Is Nice.

[@FringedHorizon]

Soo, I don't know what it says about me that I've been watching DF for the past month or so and this is the video that got me to sub....

[@tracypaine9795]

This brings back grey still plays memories

[@trogdor8764]

1:32 "Five seems like a reasonable number!" Game: *Nope*

[@skifreak484]

6:17 this is the best part. It is truly beautiful.

[@TheTinyToad]

5:18 That's how my mind looks every day Also DF and Let'sGameItOut should really do a collab together.

[@evacrumlich4167]

I love how you say process. Idk why, it just sounds neat.

[@TheRagingRodentGaming]

DF: "harry sausage" Me: *i did not authorize you to put me in this video...*

[@JackShen]

Oh man, I never thought I'd have this much fun watching someone else games. Your channel is as the name states lol

[@noahburton2729]

Okay, but why do I love these videos so much

[@MistDemon]

I hope the creators of this game eventually make it more stable because the game doesn’t like to keep going after keeping the game open for awhile. The most stable I can make this game is by disabling all the extra graphic effects, turn down creature detail, and limiting the cap to 1200. However it will still sometimes crash, thank god they implemented auto saves!

[@CarJul666]

This is good, very good! More please.😎

[@mulder0841]

"Then breeded with my hairy sausage" _Oh no_ _NO_

[@jeremeycollins5847]

Dude a plague inc with this guy would be...deadly

[@slapith3931]

Hey DF quick tip on OBS Assuming your using OBS always check the recording as I have the same issue of it jittering a lot on recording even if the gameplay is fine As OBS somehow has its own lag even when the game is relatively fine and you will get jitters like 6:34 a lot

[@-randomuser-4897]

Almost 12pm here. I wanted to go to sleep, but no, i had to find this. You know i need to watch it-

[@cainthechaosdeity9815]

DF: discovers this game Me: oh no

[@Call_Me_Kaleb]

I love how you haven’t changed for 3 years that I’ve been watching.

[@Jaghatai_Kahn]

7:37 "a zebra bred with a gorilla, that bred with my hairy sausage" ~Dangerouslyfunny 2020~

[@joshuaz6232]

Thanks for playing this game I forgot if the right youtuber plays it the video is better than gold (I miss this game)

[@usedlamp1]

“It seems like radiation creates more lumps and racing stripes”

[@SunShine-xr8tx]

This one was the best of them allllll

[@Achtelmann]

You could try out "Noita". It's a rogue like game that's rather difficult and every pixel is physics simulated meaning lots of potential PC suffering.

[@angieasaurusrex6042]

I think I seen something like this at my grandmas house once. Although it wasn't chair

[@itscznben8728]

what was it

[@swanyeefc4651]

@@itscznben8728 his grandma

[@angieasaurusrex6042]

@@itscznben8728. I'm not sure what it was. I mean it was weird to look at it . I honestly wouldn't have been suprised if it was some sort of hair accessory

[@angieasaurusrex6042]

@@swanyeefc4651. It could have been his grandma hahahah. My grandma was crazy smh 🤦

[@draworchid5964]

The ENTIRE TIME I was watching this, I was dying of laughter

[@marikazielinska1771]

DF, my dude, would you ever consider playing my time at portia or gleaner heights again? I absolutely loved those games and would love to see an extra episode. No pressure tho. Just a little.

[@carolinekaufman2210]

I've heard Thrive is a great spiritual successor to spore, if you're looking for more evolution!

[@samwright6853]

3:43 Now THIS is Podracing!

[@joneyor6595]

Im so glad DF found this game lmao this is hilarious

[@Levi_is_Smol]

From one tortured susage to the next, huh? You do seem to like these evolution games, and I enjnoy watching you fucking them up in the weirdest ways. Please continue.

[@That_One_Guy101]

This game is really indepth and cool to mess around with. I look forward to see more of this and the abominations you create. BELOW ARE KEY THINGS THE GAME DOSE Like if you move plant live to the ocean and leave less plant life on land the herbivores will have to evolve so they can breath under water. They will develop fins and gills. If you make the temperatures colder the creatures will adapt to grow fur. And if you make it hot they will lose fur. And adding radiation will cause random mutations but to much will kill the creatures meanimg any mutation they got cant be passed on. Basically what ever you do to them the next generations will adapt. Little by little. You can also do the nursery way tho. Im also pretty sure you can start with more then 1 type of species. And you can introduce custom creatures youv made and saved into the environment

[@macaryl95]

You don't put things in microwaves. You put them in ovens. Then the microwave oven sends microwaves, which travel through the item (preferably food).

[@FishCantFly]

the attack of the hairy sausages

[@funkiewunkie4865]

I remember playing this game once and I made indestructible chucklefucks that refused to die ever

[@EnglandRemoval]

DF is so mad at existence that he's destroying it itself

[@evdinfinley7667]

video was so awesome

[@poenixien6014]

DF Started To Go Insane Too, I See

[@pgcwarrior5]

DF is our hare making radiated sausages😂

[@rexstocephirxiii4263]

I actually found this fascinating. The process of evolution was actually working. I wonder what would have happened if the game hadn't crashed.

[@AmaryllisRomanova]

Double gravity? Those are ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!!

[@user-hl1rh7sx9o]

Lycoris Radiata haha graystillplays joke much laugh very funny

[@elenawimsey5714]

Just add a Full Liquor Bar and some coke and we'd have Spleens ancestors 🤔

[@daxel2135]

The best way to evolve creatures in this game is to make the environment nigh inhospitable so that they need to evolve to survive, the high death rate should help your fps as well.

[@jumarshmellow]

“Who know radiation was the answer all along” Earth: could this man be one of us

[@craftmaster4932]

Oh boy he’s gone down the gray path :D

[@noelhutchins7366]

everything moves either upside-down or backwards

[@SantiagoDS89]

"I had no idea life was so complicated" is how I've been feeling my while life xD

[@lapidations]

3:36 up until this point I was thinking I'd smash it after a couple of beers

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

I think I saw some Graystillplays creatures in there. So.. when you two gonna collab? This game will not be able to handle both of you, and it would be super fun

[@Kitsame_]

"This looks like a zebra that breeded with a gorilla, that breeded with my hairy sausage." -DF 2020

[@Kaeseman]

"...breeded with my hairy sausage" nice

[@WendysAnime]

"More racing stripes" LOL

[@cheetum00]

Does anyone else agree that DF should never have a pet ? Throws Pet in the middle of the ocean "will it turn into a water creature ?"

[@lavendermochis]

This is a world Pam would be proud of.

[@maxizredder4271]

"a zebra that breeded with a gorilla that breeded with my hairy sausage"

[@Danielle-eu3li]

This sentence triggered my gag reflex

[@NoOne-ju8fi]

@@Danielle-eu3li This sentence made me fail NNN.

[@yasminyacob3634]

Love u df keep it up

[@lunamoongames6797]

I love your channel

[@thatroodeguy91]

15 seconds ago. I'll never be this early again. Love the videos!

[@dorei943]

DF: This is kinda like a zebra that breeded with a gorilla that breeded with my hair sausage. World: Why have you done this.

[@multidimensionalcenturion9863]

This man is literally the embodiment of " Because I can."

[@dwilliams435]

I loved the potato heads they were cute

[@ICav6343]

Those potatoes are terrifying

[@totalyhuman_]

7:38 “breeded with my hairy sausage” DF 2020

[@nighteye4042]

Play this game more, it's the best evolution game imo

[@DOOMPOCALYPS]

Why is this channel a more clam acting Graystillplays, and don’t get me wrong, I love it.

[@FronezGez3592]

Df :"ITSNPOTATOE TIME! Game *Uno reverse card*"No u"

[@godricnecro]

the nursery.. it is a structure you place and drag the sausages into.

[@nathaniel5007]

you are very talented, ill give you that...

[@spookybunny9529]

8:42 bottom left... was that a frickin submarine?

[@Infinity-kw3ch]

The potato species do be vibing tho😳

[@SuperSmashBrosPr0]

7:36. He will never love this one down

[@thegamingtruckdriver]

“It’s like a gorilla mated with a zebra and my hairy sausage!” DangerouslyFunny

[@darthspam4710]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@idek992]

yay new video

[@avriit8120]

The nursery requires creatures inside the walls to create what you want

[@mattgrostick1499]

DF is a vengeful God.

[@royjaggers2071]

This commentary was really funny with these potato bodies hahaha

[@Bruh-wc6tj]

ah, yes KZbin 33 VIEWS AND 98 LIKES... THAT MAKES SENSE

[@R33dicus]

New horror game lookin good

[@shanne7550]

You should try and break noita i don't know much about it but I think it can be broken

[@duhrandomduh6242]

1:07 I took a bite of my dinner, I regret it

[@voodoo3734]

so, did I travel back in time or are those reuploads?