I Pooped Myself On A Date

In a relatively new relationship, Chris goes on a date that results in an extremely disgusting display.
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[@happypotter23]

His love for her was like diarrhea, he just couldn't hold it in.

[@estertellez4571]

Happy Potter 😂😂😂

[@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074]

Nice name,Nice joke

[@brighidm3060]

Woah isnt that like an Og smosh reference

[@yuno6124]

Lmao

[@aidenoliver1681]

Lmaooo

[@amanda5889]

His wife should tell her version.

[@deadchannel2771]

YAS!

[@luvelyx]

Omg yes lmaoooo

[@nori8123]

Lol yesss

[@_Starzy]

Omg yes she has to do that

[@jemimahsharma7420]

Isn't the first 'This is that story' narrator the same girl who's in the video montage with him ~ Brigid right??

[@skyewalsh9690]

Who else is binge-watching this is that story videos?😂

[@oradsincesar90]

Yass, thought I wouldn't like it, now it's 3:36 am and I cant stop watching

[@twistedtoess7796]

Mee

[@okay_fiz0738]

Me

[@kt27066]

Meeeeeee

[@shinysudhan]

me !!!!

[@briannarose6150]

When you realize his wife is Brigid who also has crazy af stories😂

[@Ren-he5vd]

i knew it was her but i couldn't really tell but omg he crapped himself behind a dumpster and she still married him so thats true af love

[@charissejanell7318]

WHO OS BRIGID

[@fowardslashmax.8776]

The one who faked a flight to study for a college test?

[@magentalilies8012]

When you feel powerless, worthless and unworthy, just remember, one single turd of yours can shut down an entire waterpark.

[@galaxynerdjenny1896]

😂👏bravo man

[@megritziff4120]

That’s actually so inspiring

[@devongee1776]

So true. So perfect 😂

[@theanonymous7006]

I don't get the US American's belief of pooping themselves when they get nervous or frightened. It's as if their fat asses couldn't control that poop anymore

[@bitchboi2289]

Chivas Aurora IM DYING 😂

[@HueyDavid]

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably s**t 🤣

[@simimarlenna5761]

HueyDavid OH MY GOD there is SO much truth to this lmao...

[@mrs.mekiaellemouyers1973]

HueyDavid 😂😂😂😂😂 I DIED

[@brandonthm]

isn’t this from a Ryan Higa video?

[@bootolchin1250]

😂😂😂

[@alejandrointhetux9938]

I typed this comment a year ago in some video expecting praise. NOT A SINGLE LIKE. Damn you KZbin comments.

[@whitneyhouston187]

“i was a terrible student” - works at buzzfeed - welp

[@themannameddan8876]

Not hard to put 2 and 2 together.. it's obviously 6.

[@biancamaria2771]

“ 30 feet until my world ends “ That had me CRYING LMAOOOOO

[@cheryl1051]

whoever edited this did a good job i was so on edge 😂😂😂

[@yolanda9760]

Cheryl kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKvEqmx6mdaKsJI Original

[@ericaevoy1]

That ending is too sweet 😭💗

[@ogreen214]

Hell yea🔥🔥🔥

[@baleydee]

I never thought a video about a man shitting himself on a date would have me crying in the club

[@tolazytochangethis4576]

Erica Evoy Hi

[@pebebeb]

Erica Evoy ii

[@urgapastoka4058]

Erica Evoy ,km

[@KeepAnEyeOnDan]

One time while ill I got undressed to go shower and I farted and shot liquid green poop all over the carpet. I was absolutely mortified at having to walk into the bathroom and tell my boyfriend what had just happened both for how awkward it was and the fact that he is MAJOR OCD like stains on the carpet make him have a panic attack. The absolute sweetheart said "Aww it's ok, you're poorly it's not your fault" gave me a cuddle and offered to clean it up 😭 we'd been dating just over a year

[@Aurora-dq4lt]

Dan Molloy AHAHHAHAHH

[@beatapoduch9390]

LMFAO

[@VeryClaireThompson]

Dan Molloy best love story ever! 💕😭👏🏼

[@kt27066]

BWAHAHHAAHHA

[@taint7758]

"I went on to marry that woman" congrats bro

[@korok_oaki]

That was unexpectedly romantic.

[@brummelbar]

OMG remember Keith re-acting this story? I'm gonna watch this video again now and laugh at Keith's face under the shower haha

[@nolliecat]

Buzzfeed is desperate for content, they are starting to recycle old videos..

[@siancl2161]

What video was it?

[@sasharecone]

ANYBODY WHO WATCHED BIG MOUTH DIED LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID SCALLOPS

[@parker1947]

BitchPlease YouStank yes

[@evankoren5000]

Scallops make you poop the hell out of your soul

[@sofiakhansa1550]

YES

[@poop5149]

BitchPlease YouStank Lmao I was thinking about that

[@prod.benjididit]

Yo. I wanna eat scalopes

[@wiiuwiiu4061]

She is the girl who told her story of college cheating and saving friends in rome story. A cute couple.

[@ashleymo793]

Oh god, dude, I'm so sorry. At least you have a silver lining. You married an amazing woman.

[@sorbet_salamanderd2014]

OMG THIS HAPPENED TO CHRIS?! I REMEMBER KEITH TELLING THAT STORY. POOR CHRIS 😂

[@z4442]

GeekyGrace 10 talk about a throwback

[@theesupremeeli8482]

It’s the same exact story 🤣

[@cassnoneofyourbeeswax6355]

Ya in the poop video with Hilary

[@donttouchit8340]

I was thinking the same thing. It's the exact same story. Buzzfeed must be losing ideas.

[@gambleml]

I was gonna say didn't Keith tell this story lol

[@tinovanderzwanphonocave544]

for European viewers with question marks above their heads, American popcorn is really buttery wile European popcorn is dry

[@reneeee891]

Yep it’s true

[@lolaflores1431]

Thanks for your comment as I was indeed confused why popcorn would cause such severe diarrhea. But now it makes sense.😂 Greetings from France.

[@Rae-xd2yb]

I appreciate this because I was really confused😂😂 UK here

[@alicemowat8935]

This is the cutest poop story ever

[@patrickstar8672]

Oh lord she really likes him i guess

[@che1r]

1942: I hope the future gets better than ours 2017: I Pooped Myself On a Date

[@cakecrumb095]

Well at least the people in 1942 can rest easy knowing we are so well taken care of we've come to poop stories.

[@babygirlrackz1025]

When I saw the title I just laughed too hard

[@georgeproductions3984]

*Eats all the popcorn before the movie* “This guy must be me”

[@Iceburg659]

Title: “I pooped my pants” First 10 seconds: “I almost pooped my pants” 🙄🙄🙄 Big difference guys

[@adrianaavila5230]

They got married😍ohhhhh, that is love!!!

[@Nikita-op5jq]

he tells this story like a horror thing

[@HowAboutNoSir]

Nikita well it kinda is lol

[@FVKWHATYAHURD]

These kind of storys make me happy that im single.

[@guissellecelis9555]

He married the girl from the other videos like this one! The girl that tells the story of how she "cheated" on a test in college, and how she was involved in a scam

[@positivelyellie7447]

is this the guy from an embarrising poop story played by kieth? it fit the description

[@jamiecairns9886]

I guess he just wasn't ready to reveal his identity yet lol

[@MilkyC0ffee13]

Yes its actually him

[@TwelvetreeZ]

He also looks vaguely like the dude who was blurred out in Keith's video

[@lucy-rd7re]

Yes it is

[@thebahooplamaster]

Story of the year #1 on Trending

[@no-cn5pz]

Can you upload

[@yolanda9760]

thebahooplamaster this was made 2 years ago kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKvEqmx6mdaKsJI

[@Dansteindler]

Your ability to tell a horrific story like that was incredible!!! Thank you so much for sharing it.

[@phamiru]

Every now and then I come back to this video... it's honlesty one of my favs. Great editing, great story telling. 10/10

[@Bigmam9900]

I can’t imagine the face of the guy who discovered the explosion behind the trash can

[@fvn55yearsago57]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@charlesjallow9406]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@M_K_M_K_M_K]

With the underwear there :-)

[@user-fx4fp2nd2z]

I laughed more that i should have

[@DesertThorns]

The most beautiful poop story ever told

[@rebeccasmith1851]

when she said “i went on to marry that woman” i got goosebumps it’s so sweet

[@joe_p2124]

Didn’t Keith tell a story like this?? OR THE EXACT SAME STORY????? Note: this is the same story I think. Shook

[@inesalcazar4642]

I was looking for someone who remembered it! It really is! Hahaha

[@rosap60]

They did a story like this with Keoth as the actor cause they didnt want to reveal whose story it was

[@nasalspray8646]

Best advise ive ever gotten...."Never trust a fart" but it still happens

[@freegum123]

I'm pooping while watching this movie

[@freegum123]

Go figure

[@huh3424]

Same

[@glizzgobb6978]

Same

[@yonas3294]

S C same

[@saharasafari4529]

Ditto

[@alina6512]

The fact that they got married touched me so much 😭

[@bellareese6795]

I’ve hear SO many stories similar to this, but this is my absolute favorite one! 😂

[@IshanAli]

anyone else single af

[@mrs.mekiaellemouyers1973]

Kriti Ulak its a sign WHENS YALLS WEDDING😂😂😂

[@963e5]

Nah

[@elizabethshaw734]

Ishan Ali yep!

[@kawaiilittlenerd4088]

Me

[@izzy6062]

Ishan Ali Yas, btw I see you everywhere mate!!!

[@BeckieAnnabell]

Hats off to you for telling us! 👏 #Trending

[@Jp-hl5pd]

'In heading south'😂😂

[@harsharanvirdi6624]

This is so funny 😂😂😂 I want more storytime videos like this

[@nehaganeshasharma9388]

How does he have the confidence to announce this to millions of people 😂😭

[@lanaaxfilms]

Because it's not gonna ruin his dating life 😂😂

[@snuggielover123]

I have IBD, this is a daily occurrence for me when i'm flaring

[@rosegreenstone7602]

What's IBD?

[@Bubbles_710]

@@rosegreenstone7602 I think they meant IBS which is Irritable bowel syndrome

[@Korpionix]

@@rosegreenstone7602 Inflammatory Bowel Disease.

[@Dr4g0nsNr0s3s]

Omg this is awesome. It is amazing what people bond over and it does make a relationship stronger. And being able to laugh at it all in the end is priceless. Thanks for telling your story.

[@WhiteIcingProduction]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard watching a Buzzfeed video.

[@uncreativerabbit3160]

Didn’t Keith do this exact story a year or so ago?

[@marieberter2609]

uncreativerabbit right?!?!

[@uncreativerabbit3160]

marie berter I just rewatched the video and it’s the same, even down to the Jason Bourne reference!

[@rileyrheams1693]

uncreativerabbit he re-enacted it but we didn’t know who the story was about

[@danielletrigueros1489]

I guess I just assumed the story was about Keith or Buzzfeed is running out of material. Lol.

[@undertheradar86]

I thought so!

[@RavagHer]

If u need to wipe, u ditch ur underwear, ur socks, ur undershirt.....u got options

[@dailyanimal4065]

lmao this guy needs a series he’s funny. This guy + try guys + unsolved are the best things about buzzfeed 😂

[@juangonzalez740]

I absolutely LOVE these story videos! Keep them up!

[@TimTeemo]

I’m taking a crap while watching this

[@papastalin7892]

Yep

[@lenaengland622]

The ending had such a beautiful twist to it 😭

[@pioneltapinessi947]

This video gave me a lot of anxiety

[@hollymckinney3641]

Whenever I feel a little off, I watch this and feel way better. Thank you for sharing your story.

[@machineislove4973]

My beautiful husband had explosive diarrhea on the side of the freeway... twice!

[@ashlesbian2567]

That sounds like that would be painfull 😓😥😂

[@prinwrld]

why would anyone openly admit this

[@archiapplee6901]

Money

[@calamitycats9743]

Emily Elizabeth views

[@hydra11b__18]

Because it’s funny.

[@kikilicious99]

Because after it's over, you realize it could happen to anyone.

[@Daniel-xt3vz]

YAGURLPRIN out of ideas

[@amritawoodruffhumphreys8905]

Omg this guy is such a great story teller! Would love to hear more stories told by him

[@koolitsartd9746]

MORAL OF THE STORY: always bring a roll of toilet paper with you at all times!!!

[@caseamylove]

Title: I pooped myself 0:01 seconds in: I almost ended up pooping myself... Hmmm

[@mariem1313]

It's been sooooooo long since I laughed this hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@queen-ct5io]

I love this series!! Keep doing them please 💞

[@nicolesantiago7995]

He is a great story teller. I was cracking up with the descriptions

[@fqidz]

When you run out of ideas

[@carmens2544]

So buzzfeed is doing story times now? They are literally a factory of internet trends.

[@maxsmoviechannel2025]

One of my biggest fears is shitting in front of a date lmfao. I'm glad she was understanding and you married her. She is a keeper.

[@AntwonTX]

I feel bad for Chris but the tear I am crying right now is the laugh of the century! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xero0pacity88]

Literally the same thing happened to me BUT IN SCHOOL.

[@Punabadehose]

This was so funny and kind of relatable

[@subinct]

Great Content, considering its Buzzfeed New York. You've outpooped yourself with this one.

[@TheRealShedLife]

This is basically what IBD does. Constantly worrying about, where do I go RIGHT NOW

[@DawnKellyMedia]

Awwwww they got married! She's GORGEOUS!

[@ilikepiratesroar]

well that turned out unexpectedly cute

[@sheemanaaz7129]

That's why he was the most supportive in Eric's prank vedio!!!!😂😂😂😂because he understood 😂😂

[@calvoekleiden8664]

Sometimes having someone close witness something embarrassing to make fun of you makes it oddly comforting

[@nickkingofearth]

Buzzfeed back at it again with the quality videos

[@Ichinijuu]

Why did I click on this, imma hold this L

[@fpoiana]

Best story yet! Love it!

[@brightsalot]

This is exactly the kind of story I expect to hear on the Modern Love podcast 🤣 Haven’t belly-laughed like that in a while

[@chrisr855]

THE SCALOPS!!!!!

[@robertisonline12able]

Wtf isn’t this Keith’s story ????????????

[@danielletrigueros1489]

Robert Calderon I think we just all assumed it was Keith's story... but it did say, in the video it was an reenactment of someone else's story. My guess is that since he married his girlfriend, it's a better story now... and decided to tell the story himself. He did a better job of telling the story... but Keith's reenactment was hilarious.

[@bannanatoothpaste3644]

What makes this video Even better is the face he’s making in the title cover

[@taxrichman4639]

This is better than most of the other content on Buzzfeed these days.

[@faithinmakeup6455]

Aww that’s an adorable ending though

[@megancooper1710]

Once I had a really bad flu, and my father decided “I’m gonna watch a hunting program” (I had no choice) sooooo yeah that was fun.😒

[@adamchami1632]

i find this over 100 times more romantic than candles on valentine's day

[@KingCommander1000]

I love that you guys got married that was an awesome story thanks for sharing!

[@gurk6969]

4:57 technically your winning as well

[@Sr20657]

50 cents popcorn ?!?!?!

[@laurenf557]

it was 50 cents to upgrade it to a large

[@wedontgetit101]

That was the best love story that I’ve ever heard 😂

[@chickenwings7126]

😂😂😂 more videos of him pls omg he’s so funny and the editing is great 👍

[@floraeaster]

*i have been watching this video just so I could come up with a clever pun but I shan't*

[@floraeaster]

It's okay I'm disappointed too

[@imretarded8674]

*i feel so bad*

[@SofiaCavalcante]

The way he told that was so funny LMFAO

[@x97sfinest]

This is such an underwhelming story but he tells it so well

[@bobbysk4332]

Who Wins? One lucky guy on a date with a girl. Or one poopy boi

[@nishitsoni3297]

🤣🤣🤣 Are you otzdarva fan?

[@tsingh9681]

This is the same guy from the FedEX story.... Hmmmm interesting

[@rebeccamontealvo]

you turned a poop story into a love story.....loveeee

[@kennyduren0831]

Used to be weary of the NYC office, but they are a great group of people it seems. Loved this video. Chris is an awesome storyteller.