"I Rescued a Dog" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Noble Ape)

[@teresab6383]

Can someone tell me why no matter how many times I watch Jim’s segments I laugh like it’s the first time I have ever watched it. 😍

[@bcsimpilot3497]

Id answer that quiz question but...butt,...im busy laughing at this, the 3rd time Ive seen it, ok bye

[@av8ionUSMC]

Guessing it's because he is genuinely funny without the need to have inappropriate language and/or material. We can all relate to what he's saying.

[@peggyf344]

Jim you are the patron saint of laughter!!

[@mr.saladman5386]

Jim is one of my favorite comedians

[@Squidman91]

Xrp 2021 so true

[@joeward117]

Jim is the best. He proves being clean as a comedian can work.

[@collinallen9730]

I was watching this while getting ready for a shower. Right as I got completely undressed and was reaching for my phone to turn it off, who other than Jim Gaffigan told me I was looking good. Thanks Jim!

[@chocolateandbooks]

You never know how kids will keep memories. Some of my favorite memories of my dad were when I went with him to run errands. He always worked at least 2 jobs, sometimes 4 at the same time. We would sometimes talk about things or sometimes just sit quietly together, but I honestly treasure those memories. I lost my dad when I was 21 years old and he had just turned 48.

[@withgoddess7164]

Even as an adult I would visit my elderly auntie and I would get to go in her car with her on her errands. It was as exciting as when I did the same at 3. ❤ At the advanced age if 70 I cherish the memories. I miss you Auntie Elva.

[@lgeubs]

I rescued a dog, too. My dog was tied to the railroad tracks, and some guy in a long black cape and a black mustache was trying to get the deed to his ranch. But I rescued him. He's very grateful.

[@anamarie4336]

I live in the Caribbean and so many dogs need rescuing, you did a great thing!!!

[@adambgunn]

"I used to run on the beach.... sometimes I wish you'd get rescued" lol

[@thecreatonaut6165]

Hahaha. "I made it very clear my favorite color is blue" .....I choked on my Dr. Pepper after that line.

[@drinkinslim]

I'd choke on Dr Pepper even without a joke, LOL

[@colleenobrien8212]

Yep, but he wasn’t from Italy. He was from England with parents who were Roman.

[@junebug19611961]

I think he is so crazy funny !!! Been a fan forever...

[@kurtcoibainjr]

Jim is one of my favorite comedians. I LOVE raunchy comedy, but his honest observation, and clear love if his massive family always makes me smile.

[@colleenobrien8212]

I like big families. I’m the 5th of 7. I don’t know how I would have made it through some of the hard times without my siblings. So, Jim, you have really given them the gift of each other. And they seem to have appreciated it, from the videos I’ve seen of them together.

[@sonicatedvesper]

If uploading non-vulgar jokes on KZbin can be considered miracles, Jim's already a saint. 🤯

[@Primalxbeast]

There's a youtube channel called dry bar comedy that is all skits from comedians who don't use profanity. I don't mind an occasional cuss word, but I hate it when the entire routine is just a string of cuss words.

[@sonicatedvesper]

@@Primalxbeast Dry Bar Comedy is good stuff IMHO. Thanks.

[@vonneblazier814]

Look for dry bar comedy

[@linshanhsiang]

"Non-vulgar"? We're you watching what I was watching?

[@sonicatedvesper]

@@linshanhsiang Maybe?~~ 🤭

[@sideshowtink]

Funniest man on earth! YAY for rescuing a dog!

[@theresasalcedo4673]

Sooo funny! Histerical the whole saint thing! Jim always gets me laughing out loud all by myself!! Love me some Jim Gaffigan. Already subscribed!

[@jimgaffigan]

thanks Theresa

[@kellygervais3440]

On the rare, rare occasion, my parents took us out for supper, 9 children, I told my dad I always felt like we were being watched like we were carney folks.. 😆😆

[@Evilkitty64]

When Jim did the dog's voice,😁 it should have been with a Jamaican accent 🤣

[@justgranny9601]

Everytime I listen to Jim Gaffigan I fall asleep! I love his comedy and now I listen to him at bedtime and BOOM, I'm out like a light. Thanks Jim! ❤✌❤

[@k.r.29]

Respect for talking about your faith and saints! God bless!

[@kristinaszenchill845]

“Can somebody remind God I’m not from Italy?” 🤣😂😂

[@368fan4]

What`s the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws, A comma is a pause at the end of clause.

[@Lovealllife369]

368 FAN way too early in the morning for my brain

[@joey_bonesjr3230]

@Xrp 2021 it was brilliant dude

[@gracierooshow]

i will be showing this to my friend who is an english nerd and cat lover, thank you

[@adamwilliams2679]

Love that. Taking it. It's mine now. Thank you.

[@EarthAltar]

One time I thought I saw a one eyed cat coming towards me until I realized it was walking away.

[@eric144144]

Brilliant ! I had no idea St Patrick was so funny.

[@kennethM]

That kid farm exists😂. Its called military school

[@bekahnavarro]

Haha

[@wlkbeastmode-issiap.346]

Kenneth M. Yes 40k a year 😂😂😂

[@MrMetonicus]

Been there.

[@papagrounds]

"After that I rescued a pizza." I'm going to use that whenever someone is telling me pizza is unhealthy: I'm doing this for the pizza!😂😂👍

[@bekahnavarro]

That was the errand he used for quality time with the rescue dog.

[@pansepot1490]

Why is pizza unhealthy? It’s basically bread with toppings. It all depends on what you put on it and how much of it you eat. No food is unhealthy if you don’t exaggerate and your diet is sufficiently varied.

[@papagrounds]

@@pansepot1490 I didn't say it's not healthy. I said people tells me it isn't...

[@kathygoheen4626]

@@pansepot1490 stuff it!🤪

[@nunosilva6574]

The pizza was looking very lonely...

[@katherineafzal2315]

Rescued only 1 dog!! How about 5, one for every kid!!🐕😂🤣🐾

[@steventy4178]

Lol, Seems you are a dog lover?

[@pratimklik1]

Well! That didn't go well for the Starks 😒

[@colleenobrien8212]

Hahaha.

[@szqsk8]

I am loving all these great video uploads. Thanks Jim for something funny to watch while I'm waiting for my hair to dry then go to work each day.

[@galahadgarza6905]

Jim Gaffigan, I asked the Pope to name you patron saint of comedians, but he told me that St. Genesius already had the job. Plus he said that your “Let’s Get Cookin’” segments did not yet qualify as miraculous. Certainly highly entertaining (his words), bordering on miraculous, but not quite there.

[@davejohnson385]

It’s official,...my mom is down, you have a new fan. She seriously opens church everyday for her local parish..my mom is awesome. Thanks for the funny stuff, now let’s get cook’n...😝

[@tomwolniewicz3476]

Comedy king right here

[@austinwillett7817]

Jim I can’t wait to see you in Greenville, SC in August. Me and my parents are gonna go. They saw me watching a video of yours and they were like “Oh, that’s the guy that talks occasionally on Sunday Morning.” Big fans 🤣. See you soon.

[@marinemom351]

Always a good laugh. Great way to start my day!

[@pattyj9291]

Jim makes me and my husband laugh up a storm. Thanks for the laughs Jim! 🤭. What kind of dog 🐶 did you adopt/rescue? We have two rescues, a Cairn terrier and a West highland terrier (Westie). God bless you, Jeannie 👩‍❤️‍👨 and your little descendants 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍🧍🧍. We’re looking forward to seeing you in MN.

[@debbiedunn4477]

He is a hilarious comedian

[@karlaanderson9993]

This pic of him in the car... Priceless...Worth the cost of admission 😁🐶🐕

[@emosongsandreadalongs]

What picture?

[@Josef21373]

This relentless onslaught of comedic excellence is killing me. I can´t take it. It´s too much, help me!

[@creeksmallmouth4441]

How can someone not like this freakin hillarious. Maybe they think they have better jokes.

[@michelc4092]

Gaffigan is hilarious 😆

[@joansnow4013]

Thanks Jim!!!!! 🤣 definitely needed a good belly laugh 😂

[@GilBarOn]

Wonderful Jim!! That was Great!😊 Made me laugh, thanks!❤😇

[@jimgaffigan]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@heidivert830]

Thank u for helping a dog😊

[@holdemNE1]

And to think you are only 2 miracles away from being known as the Saint of Bacon.

[@timothye.2902]

when you think about it, any of us are only 2 miracles away from being the patron saint of bacon

[@EWBADGER]

I love Jim gaffigan

[@EWBADGER]

Thank you Jim

[@thedooperman]

Jim Gaffigan is so damn funny, he can say the most mundane thing and you fall of the 🪑 laughing hard.

[@Mattropolis97]

Jim: “I rescued a dog” Bill Burr: “Really? Did you pull it out of a burning building”

[@ATLKing404]

I instantly thought of Bill Burr

[@bekahnavarro]

I thought of Bill Burr too. That routine is a classic.

[@mattgaming8717]

Yesssss.lol

[@SnarkyStuff1]

I love that skit! I think of that phrase daily when my neighbor's here in Boulder say about their dogs : oh she/he is a "rescue".😂

[@dr.p.wellington3604]

Bill Burr + Jim Gaffigan = Laughs so hard the world shits their pants w/laughter

[@jpungello]

It's fing true. I have 3 kids and when I have to run to a store I ask my oldest if he wants to take a ride! Lol

[@gavindavis9124]

I have a stepmom that fostered cats for a while. Now we have six cats. And she just found two more.

[@timboslice1979]

Love ya Jim. Hello from Iowa!

[@manishshetty3271]

Big fan Jim, Love you

[@shahosh]

This video rescued me!

[@tobaccoman1542]

I think Jim is probably a better Catholic than he jokes about.

[@Aeturnalis]

Compared to the drunken Irish and German Catholics that make up the two sides of my dad's family, he's probably a great catholic.

[@onemercilessming1342]

Kevin Robbins--Most PRACTICING Roman Catholics are better Catholics than they know.

[@Nan-59]

I’d say he’s a good Jesus follower!

[@LukenUSee]

I think probably his wife keeps him on the straight and narrow 😉

[@colleenobrien8212]

@@LukenUSee that’s just what he does physically. The heart of Catholicism is your relationship with God (all 3 persons). And you can’t always see that. 🙂

[@chauvo2626]

I love how he talks about diarrhea in 9 out of 10 of his skits

[@davejohnson385]

Sending this to my Catholic mom, great stuff.

[@greenmile4233]

I was watching him eat some hot wings while being interviewed, and i think he dropped the F-bomb. Caught me off guard but it was still funny as hell watching his reaction at eating those hot ass wings. I think it was the hot sauce “ Da Bomb”.

[@rackskrech5621]

That was really funny :D

[@rummskullvonchang]

And just like that, I learned that my grandfather was named after the patron saint of bowel issues. Thanks, Ob- Gaffigan!

[@donnadejesu4445]

VERY funny!!!! I needed this laugh.

[@LisbethAdams]

Brushing up on my saints. Was that St. Bonamovement or St. Bowelventure?

[@fishlady7930]

My sister was once serious about trying to have our mother be listed a saint for she truly will go above and beyond to help anyone. But she only has had one real miracle she said she did and we asked her what that was. Her just says "I raised your brother".

[@Mike__B]

Ok, like this if you actually googled to see if that patron saint of bowel issues was legit.... holy crap (literally and figuratively) it is!

[@valerieparker2242]

There is literally a patron saint for EVERY THING! This is 12 years of Catholic school talking 😁 I have 4 huge volumes of patron saints in my living room....🎉

[@diane9247]

Oh man, too bad my Presbyterian mom didn't know that! Too late now...

[@elondahipkins9750]

Haaaaaaaaaaa.

[@DavidAtchison121]

That was great!

[@zoemontgomery8679]

YES

[@oneshotme]

Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up

[@livelovenow8862]

Yes a Catholic Saint has to do two Miracles but it's "after they're dead" which really makes it a lot harder.

[@diane9247]

@@jacobhall1488 Well, I'm not Catholic, so I didn't know the difference, but I think that made it funnier.

[@livelovenow8862]

My comment made it a little funnier. Lol! I'm a writer and often share ideas for performers. I hope Jim uses it.

[@Crommy5]

As kids we thought St Bone Adventure, as we called him, was the patron saint of intercourse.

[@Mary_O]

Or... dogs, maybe?

[@valerieparker2242]

Bwaaahaahaa! I loved Catholic school. Everything is funnier when you are supposed to be serious 😂

[@Crommy5]

Valerie Parker, right? We giggled like school girls every time!

[@valerieparker2242]

@@krisg3984 He was stating the Catholic nickname for the saint. 😊

[@valerieparker2242]

@@Crommy5 I'm laughing right now thinking about it. Sister Dorothy would get really warm and hike up her skirt to her knees and we could see her girdle as she sat behind the desk. The whole class would be giggling and denied recess. God has a sense of humor.

[@TimothyWallace1953]

Dogs are some of the best people you can know.

[@derekromero9314]

Ok. I hit the subscribe button. It doesn't mean I'll pay attention to the alerts, though!

[@SomeCanine]

I bet Jim is the king of dad jokes

[@scottlasley4593]

Thank you so much for rescuing a pizza, Jim! Haha

[@yoloswaggins9279]

Hi! This is E.J and Marie Zabrocki’s son, they say hi. Keep up the great work!

[@jimgaffigan]

Oh hi

[@yoloswaggins9279]

jimgaffigan My parents went to Georgetown with you and so did my Uncle Michael Fusco. My Dad, EJ and Mike worked on the Credit Committee with you. We all have prayed for your wife. We are so happy she is well!

[@bradvdp]

I’m gonna rescue a taco 🌮 or 2 or 5 ok I’ll rescue 12

[@unclefreddieDied]

mmmm.....tacos 🤤

[@michiganmadeproduct6765]

That jacket and pants are dope.They go good with those Adidas

[@Plantlady70]

Please come to New Orleans. Please please!

[@jimgaffigan]

definitely

[@dottiec7943]

Oh! By the way. My Grandmother Anna. She had a big dog in long island. When it was plenty of country. So the dog ran into trouble at neighbor house. The chickens!

[@peeleater]

Thank you! Im watching with explosive diarrhea right now and finally know who to pray to about my bowl issues xD very weird timing

[@ukmedicfrcs]

There are 9 kids in my family. We never went out to eat.. you're welcome wait staff.

[@UltimateBargains]

What do Jim's boys say when someone sneezes? *SNOT ROCKETS!*

[@deborahpellerito6117]

That reminds me the septic tank people are coming today

[@steventy4178]

Seems you are a dog lover?

[@drinkinslim]

@@steventy4178 LOL. Is that your answer for everything? :)

[@billydrumskin777]

I love rescuing pizza! I used to run on a beach, now I live in a cage. I rescued 5 dogs! Whew!

[@toxsin2207]

Jim looks like the Santa from the Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer stop motion animation movie.

[@hippiecowgirl4231]

ToxSin , he does !! LoL

[@dylankopff7139]

Jim!!!

[@dmckoon1313]

I'm uncomfortable with you saying that I look good when I'm sitting on the toilet! Saint Gaffigan - Patron Saint of boosting your confidence while pooping. LMAO!! JK. You're awesome!

[@istdochallesegal3427]

What year's the 60-something Mustang ragtop, Jim?

[@roohamm2456]

Maybe a rescue for your new furry friend- you know a playmate..🌹

[@danoduncan1763]

LOL !... lucky dog !... must laugh a lot !... XD

[@cameronlarson2472]

Ok fine I'll subscribe

[@petewhite85]

So Jim, whyyyyyy don't we see your family dog in Let's Get Cookin or the Mike and Pat show or Dinner with the Gaffigans and so on?

[@EarthAltar]

Because he's Korean.

[@frolickinglions]

One of the viewers in the live chat said that the dog(s?) were being cared for by the family's relatives during the pandemic. Perhaps the family was trying to limit the number of times they had to go outdoors, since dogs need to be walked regularly.

[@justicejoycetv]

Oh m Gee... Jim is in the comment section😍

[@368fan4]

Today is Ruff.

[@Nan-59]

🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

[@briansguy]

I am here let's do this!

[@MNaail-yt9yh]

I still want more damnit

[@EnoVarma]

That audience definitely did not know Saint Patrick was from Italy.

[@LvndrHppE2]

One thing that being a parent to a dog and being a parent to a human child have in common is that at one point, you will ask them what they have in their mouth and you will need to fish it out of there.

[@dallasorr1794]

I'm a cook an I have seen servers walk in the kitchen throw their apron down and quite. I almost pissed myself

[@johannaweichsel3602]

To be fair, it really super sucks to be a stray dog in Jamaica....

[@ronaldnarzeschwegger9626]

I was going to be in a buddy cop movie called 'Top Dog', but they gave it to some puny little hairy man named Buck Morris or something. He's just lucky we didn't arm wrestle for the part or I would have broken it off and fed it to the dog.

[@Kitty_Demonix]

Jim there is a test, its called holy communion, and I thought I was a bad catholic. Don't worry I haven't taken the test either.

[@suebrown3465]

Growing up , our sick pets used to go to the “Farm”....mmm?

[@willunkraut2613]

I guess I better start praying to saint bowel movement