I Review YouTube's Worst Mario Kart Review

Look how much longer it took Renni to finally talk about this infamous review.
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[@RenniUltraFox]

I am in absolute shock. Over 10k views so fast. It would seem that the algorithm has selected me this time. Thank you guys so so much for watching this video and for the positivity and feedback! Thank you a TON if you decide to subscribe, it really does mean so much to me. I’m cooking up more stuff to come in the near future, and I’m gonna work hard to make the absolute best and most fun videos that I possibly can!! (Also we should petition Nintendo to make Wario faster to select).

[@Beanzops]

I got 670K views once

[@Barry_Beefcake]

I've probably lost years, no, decades of my life because it takes to long to select Wario.

[@Beanzops]

@@Barry_Beefcake same

[@Johnny300-]

"It takes too long to select Wario." FINALLY someone pointed it out.

[@metamaster5469]

Every second you're not playing as Wario is a second far too long, his criticism is valid.

[@mikeval1525]

Unless you play as wario with your soul.

[@micahfurlow2624]

WAAAAAARIO NUMBAH ONE

[@RenniUltraFox]

TRUE

[@kitestar]

YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA _wheeze_ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO

[@dylanbanning]

@@RenniUltraFox could you please send me the link to the original video??

[@Homerstar]

9:16 The funniest thing about this joke is Mario Kart Wii is well known for having some of the most insane, glitchy shortcuts in the whole series.

[@callanfox9870]

I’m just imagining game dude smashing stuff and flipping a table over after learning that Link got added to Mario Kart

[@meganpayette5996]

Along with Villager, Isabelle and the Inklings.

[@JOe-ft7tj]

I think they should just make the whole roster be Wario, so we never have to worry about taking too long to select him.

[@pinokio9951]

Wario kart

[@dangerboatsouth4747]

Gamedude really feels like an alien that only viewed a single Wikipedia page for the review and only had AVGN to watch. What an enigma of a character. Also, damn this dude really doesn’t like Daisy. Meaning that he’s immediately on my bad side. How could you hate the lady that screams Next Level Games?

[@RenniUltraFox]

fr! He was so bizarrely joyless when it came to the extended Mario cast

[@dangerboatsouth4747]

@@RenniUltraFox now I wish I saw his reaction to the other weirder Mario Kart characters. Bro would lost it when he saw the likes of Honey Queen, Baby Rosalina, and Pink Gold Peach. Also great video btw

[@RenniUltraFox]

@dangerboatsouth4747 TYSM!!

[@liammcnicholas918]

My favorite part is how he calls the Piantas DELFINOS.

[@RenniUltraFox]

…I didn’t even think about that.

[@blackopskoopa6404]

💀 he must not know a single bit about super Mario sunshine or delfino isle atleast

[@rjante2236]

Huh. Somehow I missed that.

[@typhoonthunder]

“And worst of all… he’s CANADIAN” lmfao

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

A gamer has spawned out of the snow.

[@drypenny3561]

If WarioWare characters ever joined Mario Kart Game Dude's reaction: Why are all these characters from another series here instead of Waluigi, they resemble nothing like Wario! Also what's the point of picking Ashley, Mona, Penny, Lulu, Kat, Ana, 5-Volt or 13-Amp when you can just pick Peach because she's the only female character that matters, Also why are all these DK characters here like Diddy, Dixie, Cranky, and Funky here when they're not even real Mario Characters!

[@brandonkong4299]

I wonder how much he’s seething over seeing many Mario merch have Diddy in it

[@chippotato5647]

"Super Mario Kart is a classic masterpiece" I've seen enough of this game in action to know that is absolutely not the case. It was impressive for its time, sure, but every single subsequent game in the series outshines it in every way. It's like saying Super Mario Bros on the NES is the peak of the series; you're not just wearing rose-tinted glasses at that point, you're just putting on a blindfold.

[@nobodycares5050]

No you're gouging your eyes out and eating them. The first two games are just outdated and the first one especially so

[@valletas]

Honestly i feel like the original f zero is FAR better the original mario kart

[@gameomer1855]

And strangely enough people actually see Super Mario Bros on the NES as one of the best Super Mario games (better than Super Mario Bros 2 (USA), the Super Mario Land series, Super Mario Bros Deluxe, Super Mario Sunshine, the New Super Mario Bros series, Super Mario 3D Land, Super Mario Maker, Super Mario Run, Bowser's Fury and probably more and I gotta say this is ridiculous of the first game's flaws: 1. The controls are incredibly dated 2. The graphics look dull 3. The lack of music 4. Some of the levels are pretty bad 5. The game doesn't have a save system 6. All the 8 bosses are nearly identical But the game can still be enjoyable even though the majority of the Super Mario games are much better than this

[@PlatinumYoshi]

Game Dude always fascinated me for how wacky and sometimes, try hard he comes across in his reviews. It's really funny looking at them just to see how much of a trainwreck they are lol

[@cloudshines812]

If you want a good “critic reviewer” type of character… I suggest watching SomecallmeJohnny. He’s a guy who takes heavy inspiration from the Nerd and Nostalgia Critic, but he actually spends time talking about games he loves or is passionate about. He also never does anything overreacting and is quite authentic, being a guy you can just sit down and grab a coffee with to listen to

[@RenniUltraFox]

Yeah I love Johnny! Great recommendation

[@randoontheinternet5842]

No amount of nostalgia could keep Sherbet land the same in his eyes after having to wrestle Norm of the North for some fresh Penguin guts while his body slowly freezed

[@Rediscool9]

5:49 Can we also talk about the stupidity of stating Diddy’s “not from Mario therefore he shouldn’t be in Mario Kart”? The Donkey Kong Country games are literally apart of the Mario universe.

[@skibot9974]

To be fair Diddy Kong was Rareware’s baby and didn’t appear in any non-rare games until after the Microsoft buyout

[@nekogirlbeth123]

this was a wild ride, game dude really didn't understand how to make a good video and somehow that made his videos all the more better

[@CAMELZ11]

I'm a big fan of your channel. Practically Beth fan number 1.

[@xProErax]

1:52 I surprisingly understand where he's coming from, even though it's such a small nitpick it did take time for the teams to appear in Brawl's classic mode

[@Rediscool9]

I like how he once again is annoyed over how long something takes that’s related to Wario.

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

I agree. If you look at the size of Brawl, it's 6 GB, on the upper end of the Wii, so the game likely struggles trying to make them spawn.

[@MjayMilk]

I’d honestly love to see a full video just about GameDude lmao

[@CHECKthisvid]

Me too

[@Vinniflame]

Same we need the lore

[@drxhenry]

The Game Dude moment that lives in one's head rent free varies from person to person because there's so many

[@Part_Time_Fox]

Tbh after watching this I just wonder what his content would be like today if he didnt... run off lmao. I gotta go back in time and inform him he could've press left twice! The Wario selection debate would have been over! Solid review of a review Renny o loved it!

[@maverickREAL]

I'm not gonna lie, he IS the Game Dude. One could even say that he is so rude. And, of course, he is, as you've already surmised, a gamer with a bad attitude.

[@Xenokayoh]

The "crappers and cheese" line has lived in my head rent free ever since I watched that review lmao

[@paulinetrivago.7540]

In double dash, you can fix how long it takes to select wario by going left instead of right

[@RenniUltraFox]

I don’t appreciate conspiracy theories in my comments section.

[@paulinetrivago.7540]

@RennyUltraFox lol bush did 9/11 and aliens built the pyramids

[@rjante2236]

He'd probably just say: "Why am I able to go left to go right? This game is a fuck amuck duck cuck!"

[@trainerbob12]

Gamedude be like: "what's this? Mario kart wii has more characters that mario kart 64 What were they thinking?" There's a reason why they add more characters in Mario kart. It's to add much more variety instead of just having the same three characters each time. But that's just my own reasoning It also by the way I see your content get more and more better each time. Great video ultrafox!

[@namuH_1]

wait until he finds out about the Mario kart 8 roster

[@nickisdoge]

Can't tell with actual punchline to the select wario joke being "look at this issue that isn't an issue" makes it better or completely ruins it. Like he took a joke and somehow turned it into just a statement.

[@okfinebethatway]

I'm genuinely surprised that anyone (aside from me) is reviewing Game Dude's reviews in this day and age. Surprised in a good way though. Great video!

[@RenniUltraFox]

Thank you! I was made aware of your videos while I was working on this one. Really good stuff and I appreciate you checking out mine!

[@pants1800]

wait till gamedude hears that a whopping 11 out of 16 tracks returned to Mario kart 8 deluxe. As well as 7 DS, 7 GCN, and 8 GBA tracks returned as a whole. While only 6 N64 tracks and 4 SNES tracks (+1 battle track) returned to 8DX.

[@genericusername3518]

Wait until he sees 8DX's remake of SNES Bowser Castle 3

[@Daroachie]

i've always wanted a deep dive into this wild video the absolutely glaring biases the completely absurd criticism "mario kark" it's truly something special

[@UDUC]

the funniest part of the whole "super mario bros. 2 isn't actually a mario game because doki doki panic!" is that it isn't even true. doki doki panic started development as a mario game, and only became what we know as doki doki panic later on because of a deal with the japanese tv station fuji television (and then when lost levels wasn't released abroad, doki doki panic was turned back into a mario game as what we know as super mario bros. 2). if you ever need to "erm actually" anyone saying super mario bros. 2 isn't a mario game, just remember that it actually was the whole way through! also as someone whose first mario kart game was mario kart wii, the segment where he talked about "this is what mario kart should be" indeed looked extremely boring. there's a reason n64 sherbet land is the worst track in all of mario kart wii...

[@SillyDogJoe]

*fire writing gif* “This game is a lizard gizzard blizzard programmed by a f*cking wizard” -Game Dude on his Chameleon Twist review

[@1heKing]

i did not exepect this to be a reviewer review. i absolutely love it!!!!

[@arthorization]

14:39 Ever since I've first watched this video, this moment lives in my head rent free. Just the way they cut to like a serious topic after the explosion.

[@RenniUltraFox]

I’m happy it stuck with you that’s awesome

[@arthorization]

@@RenniUltraFox I don’t know how you timed the comedy so well with this one lmao

[@FunkyStudios]

Banger selectwario post

[@Seafoamgaming]

a review of the legendary wario and waluigi joke? I'm onboard with this channel now

[@MtgamesGnM]

It's literally Nathaniel Bandy's Triggered series before Nathaniel Bandy

[@blackopskoopa6404]

The fact that game dude called the arch in peach beach a you know what might make me think peach beach a cursed track Also the name he said for peach beach at 10:22 actually made me chuckle 💀

[@magik4353]

That barfy prose Game Dude used to describe the updated Sherbet Land reminded me of an old commercial for a commemorative 9/11 silver leaf dollar from the National Collector's Mint, specifically the "mirror-like backdrop" comment.

[@Radar_of_the_Stars]

do you think there are Game Dude Truthers who swear they saw him at a random wal-mart in like Henderson Nevada or something

[@RenniUltraFox]

I saw someone on Reddit trying to claim that he went to the pharmacy they work at

[@chrismcleen1337]

Hell yeah loved this video. Though i must say, Gamedude had stated in an interview that his content was intended as satire of online critics at the time, but clearly he... doesnt know satire.

[@Yipper64]

5:40 "Diddy Kong and Birdo never came from mario?" Diddy I can understand, though I dont see what the issue is. But birdo...

[@Rediscool9]

No even him saying Diddy’s “not from Mario” makes no sense because Donkey Kong Country is literally a Mario spinoff series.

[@raptorskilltor4554]

The game dude is like Scott pilgrim if he was a criminal and insane

[@andreblueboy6019]

7:20 okay that is way funnier than I expected I didn’t expect you to say that to even my boy! 😂

[@papapolio]

You mean the best review also Freddy got Fingered mentioned thank you.

[@Namingway248]

Weird how Gamedude stole his theme song from the american airing of rupert the bear

[@wifiwaifu5243]

You are epic just for using Dynamite Headdy sfx alone and now you are reviewing the funny 'Look how long it takes to select Wario' guy? Let's go

[@Andre-cx4ul]

8:22 holy shit I miss those years where people used to be paranoid about secret messages everywere, it was pretty funny

[@therealJMB]

Nice video! Old KZbin content truly is something to behold.

[@ChromaNyan]

after realizing their horrendous error in double dash, nintendo made sure it never took more than three inputs to select wario ever again

[@monkey-network]

It was a matter of time before we finally discussed the construct of selecting Wario in Mario Kart Double Dash

[@cesco6694]

need to hear this man’s opinion on demeech

[@Chimp_Man]

Thank you for coming at this from a non lolcow angle. I hate that shit but love the idea of the Gamedude separately from that. That makes it really hard to find good videos about Gamedude. Good video.

[@RenniUltraFox]

I hate lolcow culture as well, but Game Dude stuff is still fun cover in a more direct way. That’s exactly what I was going for, and I’m really glad that showed. Thank you for the comment!

[@supermariof0521]

"He is a game dude, he is so rude! He ditches his court date and now he is screwed.".

[@mohamad20zx34]

Yo you're content are underrated masterpieces

[@AkiDave]

Alimony? More like Ali is taking my money! (Great video legend 💙)

[@xibalbalon8668]

Turns out the "game dude fled to mexico" was just him going on vacation with his family after trying to recover from his weird stalker crimes. Honestly hope the guy is doing better these days

[@Doxthefox]

This is my first time watching your channel, and i gotta say your video was pretty good overall, and i like your avatar and the art. Gamedude is one of those people that eveutome i watch a video about them I'm always fascinated, and Look how much longer it takes to select wario!

[@Heattokun]

4:20 (nice) He clearly wanted Mario to do a time trial and stop right before the finish line of the third lap so the passed-on Ghost of Luigi could finish the race

[@RudolphTheRedNosedFox]

First vid I've seen from you. Instant sub :3

[@plushiesdx]

10:08 he'd rather it be like the version in 8 where they didn't move back & forth?

[@Vinniflame]

Idk what’s funnier, the review or the reviewer of the review 😭 This video was hilarious, his videos are like a fever dream

[@jackojoyfox8015]

You are absolutely hilarious. Your comedic timing is definitely much better than GameDude, and the stills of your character expressing emotion are adorbs. Love the fox

[@RenniUltraFox]

TYSM!!

[@jackcollins1416]

I wanna see a full video of the history of Game Dude thanks to this video re-introducing me to the glory that is Alexander4488.

[@podojun]

Miyamoto said he wants GameDude as Wario in The Mario Movie 2

[@Pon3TorLord]

After watching the Joon The King video about Game Dude, I just found out he didn't flee the country to avoid the trial. His ex cancelled the case after he finally went radio silent, he traveled from country to country after becoming homeless by being kicked out of his friends place.

[@RenniUltraFox]

I gotta watch that vid

[@jamesmason3734]

"None of this would be so fucking confusing or an issue what so ever if he presented all of this as his own personal opinion but he does just present the simplicity of the earlier tracks as objective fact." War flashbacks to the 2000 and early 2010's where every video game person did stuff like that, things are only SLIGHTLY better now.

[@becdoesyoutube]

look how much longer it takes for renny to head back to his "select wario" roots

[@andreblueboy6019]

I mean seriously how dare you treat my boy Wario like that! He fine where he is right now! ^^ But honestly after I looked at this video, I can understand why this man didn’t understand what makes games as good as as they are, but honestly as long as the game has some fun in there, even if there are some issues with the game, as long as are fun, then I’m all in! Thank you for this review by the way! This was fun to watch! And I agree, this guy really did the Mario kart series dirty! Plus how DARE he talk about smash bros brawl! That was my first ever smash bros game! And I enjoyed every second of it!

[@ZeDiglett]

I got Double Dash when I was 8. To this day, I'm still trying to select Wario.

[@chedder_chandlure4363]

why would you want less characters in a Mario kart game, especially if you are only left with the more boring standard ones.

[@That_Retro_Artist]

This video truly gives me a dream-like feeling of magic

[@NinjaWeedle]

finally, select wario guy finally selects the review about selecting wario

[@bulb9970]

I need someone to rank all Mario Karts by Wario selection time

[@hammerman1758]

I like how he complains about the Miis right before he crashes into one of the Mii drivers in Coconut Mall Also what music track was used at 7:58 in the video?

[@RenniUltraFox]

I have no idea what the song is called. Phelous uses it a lot in his videos. I got it from (8:50) kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIi6ZadunttkZrssi=YnNvG55CTWcgYxVQ

[@pants1800]

lol then he must've LOVED the mario kart 8 dx version of that track since theres barely any miis in sight.

[@vKarto86]

Hmmm... Actually, you can select Wario faster by moving the cursor on the left, making his argument unvalid 🤓

[@SpongeMattb]

The regurgitated milenial opinions from the time hurt me at my core

[@MassterF]

Ah yes, the “great” argument of “diversity in characters is baaad”. Its foolproof really.

[@DylanYoshi]

So obviously Game Dude's review is awful, and I want to defend it as little as possible despite actually agreeing that Double Dash and Wii are the two weakest games in the series. Not to say I dislike both of them (I only dislike Double Dash, Wii is still a fun time) or that Game Dude's overall reasoning for hating on them is good (again the review is awful), but there is ONE point he raises that I kind of agree with: The way you can't do a Rainbow Road jump. Not so much that specific example, but the design philosophy behind it. Mario Kart 64 and Super Circuit are my two favorite games in the series, and a big part of the reason why is because of how much freedom their physics give you. In 64, you can pull off some pretty crazy maneuvers like the aforementioned Rainbow Road skip, but Super Circuit takes it to the next level. If you have a boost going off of a ramp in that game, you can fly pretty much anywhere you want, it feels SO good. Look at any speedrun of SC Rainbow Road, it's wild! But the thing with Super Circuit is that all of this was intended, on Lakeside Park they even put one tiny jump panel out of bounds so that you could fly off into it and skip a big part of the track. Super Circuit was an amazing game because they expanded on the cool things you could do in 64 like the Rainbow Road skip and intended for you to do it in every instance, Mario Kart was going crazy places. And then one game later the design philosophy was the exact opposite. In Double Dash, your kart is weighed to the ground and your freedom of movement is heavily impacted by that. Going off a ramp in Double Dash actually makes you SLOWER than if you had just stayed on the ground, and any shortcuts you could potentially take are strictly developer intended and strictly "use a mushroom to make this very easy jump". This just strips away so much of the fun of the series and no other game in the series, before or after, has made the decision to have jumps be a detriment rather than a benefit, which is the biggest reason why this is the only game in the series I dislike. But while the weightiness went away with future entries, the choice to restrict the player's freedom was still there. DS actually did restore some of the freedom of movement that let you do some cool stuff, even if it still was more restrictive than 64 and Super Circuit, but pretty much everything after that has been more and more restrictive. So when I see a clip like that, of Wii's Rainbow Road, and I see that "Logically you should be able to jump there but Lakitu just decides you can't go off the track for any reason", I think it's pretty disappointing. While I do consider Mario Kart 8 to be a great game (it fixes a LOT of unrelated issues I had with prior games as well), it is the culmination of this "Play the game this specific way and don't ever try to break the rules" philosophy that's plagued Mario Kart since Double Dash. I was playing the Yoshi's Island track and there's a hang-glider section near the end. The goal is to the right of this section, just over a short barrier that your karts can't cross on the ground. So I figure "What if I try flying over that? That'd be a cool shortcut!" and I attempt it, which results in Lakitu picking me up and putting me back on the track the moment I start to go over the barrier. In Mario Kart 8, you are ALWAYS driving in a tunnel. Sure, the game creates the illusion that you're not driving in a tunnel by making the areas LOOK open, but the moment you start to go outside of this tunnel, Lakitu is there to say "Tut tut, you aren't playing the game the exact way we want you to, get back on the track you helpless child!" I highly doubt Game Dude put as much thought as this into his critique of these Mario Kart games, especially since he seems to dislike Super Circuit as well. But I do think it's a valid reason to dislike this aspect of the games, as Nintendo has more or less banished the concept of cool skips that come from the mastery of the game's physics.

[@RenniUltraFox]

A very fair and thoughtful assessment! I guess it really just depends on what you personally value most in Mario Kart.

[@marcasmannarino2924]

6:29 You can go left and it will loop around

[@SapphireBones]

Micky mouse *uncontrollable laughter* Foist of all Sorry, Game Grumps reference, I couldn't resist.

[@Cade_Rufus]

13:47 "Penguin pile of poOP!" LMAO, WHY DID HE HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT- 😹😹😹

[@El_Omar2203]

There's some blatant misinformation at the start but otherwise, masterful gambit sir.

[@FunkyStudios]

I declare selecting Wario speedruns to happen

[@ianmurphy3840]

110%

[@Pufstnutbrainofficial]

Game dude is something else, he had decent effects but the writing was sloppy, he had decent lighting but the acting is off the walls and yeah even if the points he makes are completely nonsensical there’s just something that keeps me from not watching him, that and he’s really fun to make fun of, great video man!

[@9-VoltGaming]

Epic thumbnail B)

[@drypenny3561]

Imagine how Game Dude would feel if they added 9-Volt to Mario Kart.

[@Faapu]

It kills me how he thinks the expanded character roster in Double Dash is pointless when the game NEEDS 16 characters on the track at all times

[@sling-b]

and here i started thinking i was petty for saying nitro-fueled had too many characters... this guy can't even handle more than 8

[@plushiesdx]

9:46 he'd be happy their presence has greatly diminished

[@runningoncylinders3829]

The modification of ignoramus was silly enough.

[@cosmicspacething3474]

I’d like to see a general video on avgn/nostalgia critic clones

[@Beanzops]

Cool video!!

[@WilliamXu210]

Kinda curious for the full on Game Dude video

[@papercut5238]

BROTHER I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE LIKE SOME HELLA POPULAR KZbinR, I LOOK DOWN AND THE MAN HAS 2K SUBS 😭😭

[@ECartmanist]

Never seen people advocate for less characters

[@Adventureruler]

It took my 2minute video time to realize you were reviewing a review. i was wondering that whole time why you werent talking about Mario Kart 😅 the read the title wrong

[@denzeltheeternalunderstudy2858]

Life will never be the same again after watching Game Dude. Good analysis though!

[@Chris13586]

Instant Like for the dynamite Headdy Sound effects

[@GuitarOfTime0116]

I've never seen your channel, so thank you for that opening disclaimer. Now please explain wtf a kiwi 64 iz

[@polocatfan]

thank you for the clarification. I legit almost just disliked and left after that random super kiwi 64 slander.

[@RenniUltraFox]

It’s a running gag 🥝

[@douglewisamaanthro383]

from looking ast him rn, it seems he's the kirby vershion of the guy did Inspector Gaget on his game show lol

[@douglewisamaanthro383]

btw good video lol