I Ruined my Life by Making the Worst Choices

[@GrayStillPlays]

*NEW Episode* I made my parents regret having me kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJnTnZyJnd9nrq8

[@qiujib5072]

Same

[@kleinkat1119]

ok

[@Gimeasamich]

Cool me to

[@applecider2754]

Toon you long enough

[@debidarling24]

Omg, I was eating cereal when you got to the part where you found out your dad's last name was Wang....wait, so my name is nameles Wang? 😹😹😹😹😹 I nearly sprayed cereal bits all over my tablet! That was epic funny. Or, maybe I'm just tired it's 2am lol. Where do you find these games! So friggin funny. Well done👏

[@oversizedfeline2689]

The neighbor wang thing is actually a joke in China. If someone says you're neighbor wang's kid or something in those lines, it means your mom cheated on her husband with their neighbor Mr Wang and conceived you. Which of course, Mr Wang knows that you're his kid while your father hasn't the slightest clue

[@LuxiferreArt]

Oversized Feline ouuhhhhhh that's clever

[@roaringthunder115]

Clever

[@sufferordie3412]

also in china wang or "王“ (meaning king) is the most common surname so this happens a lot

[@GrayStillPlays]

Ohhhhhh it's like the Milkman over here...

[@insanityplea5502]

@@GrayStillPlays Milkman? Any male that comes to the door that isnt married to a woman is a potential donor in America!

[@GrayStillPlays]

This...is a really twisted game.

[@thundyty]

GrayStillPlays not as twisted as you

[@Mike_tsu]

Oof just like our lives

[@flowerpot9924]

Hi

[@KiroChisa]

Gray YOU'RE a really twisted man.

[@domgaming7055]

Oh yes, Papi.

[@platinumhuskiendurox3547]

“i ruined my life by making the worst choices” me too you ain’t special

[@manisyaya3199]

Lmfao right. Can I get a reply button

[@KiroChisa]

Destruction 100

[@GrayStillPlays]

haha thanks buddy

[@ghostie-8089]

@@GrayStillPlays Nah they're special You're... speshiel

[@casmirewesoowski363]

GalaxyWolf MotoX Same

[@melodyssketchbook5703]

The red scarf that is “dyed by blood” is an actual thing in China. It’s very common for students to be wearing during school hours and most of the time it’s a part of the uniform. It’s there in remembrance for the Chinese martyrs who died in the revolutionary war.

[@bluebeka2458]

Is actuly dyed with blood though? 😅

[@melodyssketchbook5703]

Blue Beka nah, it’s just red for symbolic meaning

[@gavinriven7377]

@@bluebeka2458 I like that idea tho

[@reapershadow2966]

khorne would be proud

[@reapershadow2966]

just add some skulls and itd be perfect

[@ellagui8467]

Gosh the game is so...direct. They literally said “save face” or “lose face” in Chinese (if you translate it is the most direct way possibly) it is 丟臉 which means to embarrass your self. I lOvE tHiS gAmE

[@isaiahf-d846]

That's what save face means in english as well

[@melz6625]

same in German we use the directly translated saying when referring to the Chinese concept.

[@scoredonestar]

surprised there wasn't "grow a face"

[@lyyoness674]

Gray: More mental instability damnit Me: Sounds like college.

[@bluebeka2458]

And high school and getting a job or getting a relationship, struggleing to suvrive etc. But short you can call it life.

[@Feckmaster]

I won't like because it's at 69 likes total

[@Rikq]

idk how this has fewer likes than my comment this is way better than mine

[@KiroChisa]

Hmmm when you're a sophomore and you are already getting college recommendations: the downward spiral has begun

[@GrayStillPlays]

And debt...

[@AAAAAA-kl7qm]

"give you some color to see see" is a bad direct translation from chinese. It's original meaning is to "show you who's boss"

[@florahowtobecomeanelevator2530]

So it's just like "I'm gonna teach you a lesson, kid"

[@AAAAAA-kl7qm]

@@florahowtobecomeanelevator2530 yes, thats another way to put it.

[@LaggyLuceGaming]

Uno card:"Play games the right way or draw 25" Gray:🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴

[@SnowBunneh]

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍It's free real-estate ᵘʷᵘ

[@ESSOKAYmusic]

You should have put in 24 cards, because Gray does not play by the rules.

[@SnowBunneh]

@Depressed Member of society Nyan uwu I am just messing around. No harm intended. Hope you have a pleasant day.

[@vagekin587]

ŲwŲ

[@renee6405]

Dont you mean🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴 🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴because gray never plays by the rules

[@justinian-the-great]

My dear Gray, I advise you to try the game We. The Revolution in which you play as a judge during the French revolution. And boy oh boy isn't it one of the craziest games that I ever saw! And just to give you an example, you can send your son to the *FREAKING GUILLOTINE!* Now I know that you don't record long story driven games anymore, but just try it for yourself. You won't be disappointed!

[@MaskedKingDavid]

Yes! Gray must play this!

[@KiroChisa]

If this ain't perfect then I don't know what is

[@legendaryzet8450]

I hope gray sees this

[@MaskedKingDavid]

@@legendaryzet8450 That's why we need to get this comment as many likes as possible!

[@justinian-the-great]

@UCMUlsB2tAn8msmn5cUJ69sw Really? I mean he didn't recorded it, but when did he played it?

[@jucedoesthings4534]

Me, patiently waiting silently for his video on how he actually ruined his life through bad choices

[@MelonHere20]

Same XD

[@stephenkramer7157]

I can confirm from a Chinese friend that children' neckerchiefs supposedly stained the blood of revolutionary martyr is a thing they give to children.

[@nehcooahnait7827]

Like Chinese version of Boy Scouts/gurl scouts except it is not gendered and it is communist 🐒

[@Rikq]

I like that his intro is always: We're in the only game were you can do this

[@KiroChisa]

And slowly turn ur computer to the dark side

[@calvincooper1505]

And then say God dammit

[@TheFrostflame12]

The only game where you can [Insert Horrible Event Here]

[@crimson90]

"were"

[@milesspidey3]

don't forget the alright in a depressing tone

[@wanderingluck6593]

That's the most classic stereotypes of asian family I have ever seen and as an asian myself, I can confirm that these ridiculous kind of parents do exist (sadly)...

[@akosbarati2239]

I never got to ask this before: how do people reconcile (privately) their own personal ambitions of saving face and being the best at the expense of others with the Confucian ideal of selflessness and collectivism?

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

@@akosbarati2239 Probably the same way as people in every culture do when faced with internal hypocrisy of proudly claiming ideals while personally or collectively ignoring them: Orwellian double-think.

[@akosbarati2239]

@@TF2CrunchyFrog Well yes, but you see, the "beautiful irony" is that they don't see it as doublethink. I grew up being taught that the once kingdom I lived in bore the brunt of the Ottoman attack while the rest of Europe mainly looked on, sending monetary support. Cool story, bro, until you check the broader spectrum: one, the rest of Europe also a lot of soldiers, while waging a massive naval war (you don't know the name of Barbarossa for nothing) as the endgame of Suleiman wasn't to capture Vienna, but to weaken Charles V, and either ransom the HRE in perpetuity, or capture enough electorates so that he's being crowned as emperor with his wife in tow (who as a Ruthenian bespoke both the oriental and the European beauty ideals). Two, the map of Europe and religion was way more complex. Hungary and Italy sell the fairy tale that just like in the past, now they protect Europe from incoming hordes. That claim bleeds out if you look at the actual map. Some Christian territories in exchange for a fee remained unharmed until 1596 despite Istanbul having been conquered in 1453. Thus, the all encompassing enemy is but a lie. They also bought slaves from vassals of the Ottomans for slave work (in fact, Genoa owned the Crimean slave trade for a long time). Thus, the "Christians banded together to dispell Islam" also falls apart. The Ottomans kept the receipts on how European city states sought the sultan out to initiate raids onto their rival. The crown jewel is the fact that Bourbon France, to counterweight the Holy Roman Empire, held up an alliance with the Ottomans from Louis XIV until the 19th century. Much of the facts I just listed only exist in English history literature, as they don't fit either the glorious or the victimhood history of EE.

[@ChaoticallyCosmic]

Um.. I hope it's not rude to ask this but, What are asian parents usually like? Are they like this or are some like this? And if some are like this, what are the others like?

[@wanderingluck6593]

@@ChaoticallyCosmic The stereotypical asian parents are the ones who thinks everything you do is entitled to them. Every achievement, every hardwork, every good thing is all because of THEM not YOU. Therefore, you must always feel grateful they gave birth to you. They want us to study in high grades and get jobs like Doctors and Lawyers because it's a smart people's job. We don't usually have the courage to speak up because they'll consider it as disobedience and displine us physically and emotionally. But for real tho, most were like this in the past but now not so much where I live in. Children finally get some rights.

[@ItalyHastaLaPasta]

This title is literally just every game you've ever played, Florida Man.

[@KiroChisa]

I've never heard something so accurate.

[@sasufreqchann]

do they have a korona virus add-on tho

[@KiroChisa]

@@sasufreqchann probably everything has dlcs now

[@Mike_tsu]

This is so true 😂

[@deadshell6493]

I am a florida man. I literally scrolled down to say " "I Ruined my Life by Making the Worst Choices" Hey that sounds like my life!"

[@ThatguycalledJoe]

"You had many dreams, none of which you could fulfill." me irl

[@crab5049]

ThatguycalledJoe My cat with no legs Rolled over my keyboard and I didn’t like that I threw it out me window cuz it did that Now it roll around in garden and it barking >:( Can you tell me how to silence it forever and ever till the end of eternity?

[@gagida1829]

6:55 getting that much 0's are equally challenging as getting a 100 in everything

[@GoodNight0wl]

"People see you as a weirdo, a loner without any friends, or human understanding" Gee, this was just a bit too close to home lol.

[@Maxie-Chan]

same

[@danteblundo4828]

Lose face is like the image that you carry around, “your brand.” When someone is meeting you for the first time in China most of the times they will try to carry out the act of “showing face” where they try to be the best host or person to you to gain your respect. I’ve been to China and had an experience like this once, it was life changing and very eye opening for me as a young boy at the time.

[@aliekexie8467]

But westerners do that also, maybe not call it ''your brand'', but they also put on an act to hide their short comings to be more likable.

[@Spider-Too-Too]

how to win friend and influence ppl with some try hard

[@wu1ming9shi]

@@aliekexie8467 Gottat say I'm not very good at that. I'm not good with lying but depending on the situation I usually try the good side of me more.

[@alexwschan185]

@@wu1ming9shi I thought Chinese people only give face, we don't save face, we give...

[@lolloli96]

“I ruined my life by making terrible choices” in the game or.......

[@peridot5xg105]

don't, john just don't yeah-

[@swayamsiddha15]

11:12 can we all agree that it’s universal when moms say they gonna accept the money for you but you never see that money ever again.

[@amandapanda5087]

Very universal

[@KWifler]

This playthrough was basically my life story, except I'm in the US, and I didn't get to choose any of the options. Waiting patiently during forced childhood abuse, then waiting to die from Crohn's disease. Seems based on a roughly reasonable psychological model to me.

[@Thalia_Aquaticaa]

Yikes

[@BaconBeast11]

oof

[@mirady9675]

Look at your comments, man. You're a real downer. You won't get anywhere meaningful if you don't pull yourself together.

[@KWifler]

@@mirady9675 Now I am forced to hide in my home during a global pandemic because I have a pre-existing condition and autoimmune deficiency. A person would have to be seriously deranged to be positive with all of that.

[@hyolan]

I love how chinese culture are delivered to the west so accurately.

[@ameliagryffon7097]

"You like playing with children of the other gender, but you other friends think you're a weirdo." God some of these hit too close to home.

[@mikeallevesque18]

"We're checking the only game where you can be so abused by your parents that you have a mental breakdown, snap at them and beat them to death with the weight of their own disappointment-" Me: Real life? "It's Chinese parents." Me: Oh.

[@bluebeka2458]

For the first time in one of Gray's videos, i kinda feel bad for this kid. 😔

[@KiroChisa]

"More mental instability DAMMIT!" Every day gray strays further and further from sanity.

[@the80hdgaming]

That MUST become a GrayStillPlays t-shirt....

[@someone-vk6gk]

Sounds like me

[@michaelerlanger2797]

Bold of you to assume he was sane.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I can’t ruin my life when I don’t have one.

[@KiroChisa]

That's a rip.

[@tammynguyen6957]

What does life mean

[@EinManU]

The legend strikes again

[@bluebeka2458]

That's the ultimate reverse uno card! I can relate though

[@someone-vk6gk]

Dab

[@yueliang1645]

There's also a relationship option in this game. If Gray finds out about this, the next video we'll be seeing is "I dated 7 people in high school".

[@KanyeWestFanPage]

“New mental status acquired: indifferent” Every Emo kid: Dndjdjdjejejs

[@swayamsiddha15]

emo kids: write that down, write that down!

[@KiroChisa]

#depressing

[@Yukimaru0]

That last paragraph describes me so well it's depressing.

[@niccolom]

as an ethnically Chinese person, this one hits wayyyy too close to home.

[@lillyhicks4148]

Honestly the most golden comedian on youtube right here

[@crimson90]

You don't get out much, do you?

[@lillyhicks4148]

@@crimson90 Sometimes I forget what the outside world is like

[@nerco8194]

This game’s the definition of “If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em... and then betray them in a horrible way”

[@breej49]

I love how Gray says "because you'll be dead", and the next thing I see is an ad for Birds of Prey with Harley Quinn holding some sort of launcher and saying "hey boys" The timing was amazing XD

[@OneTeeGlory]

“And thus, I immediately knew what our goal was for this game.” Ohh as if you weren’t always going to ruin your character’s life.. 😂

[@TieflingKumasi]

Nameles Wang. Best. Name. Ever.

[@l04d1ng...]

"you feel the oppressive loneliness creeping in' that hits hard man

[@tehitsgonzo5376]

Wouldn’t be a graystillplays video without the bad choices

[@m.a.118]

Lived in China teaching for 2.5 years... "Oh lord, I know this is satirical but also accurate."

[@revenevan11]

The best satire always is

[@n.3840]

"nameless wang" "skeptical willful" never in my life have I felt so understood

[@peyton4706]

I know this is kinda sappy but your videos have been helping me get through a very unexpected break up. As a central Floridian I thank you for what you do and ever since I found your videos I’ve been hooked. Keep it up Florida man.

[@stonewesson]

12:24 sounds very familiar.. 😔

[@TheAlpacalypseIsUponUs]

1:39 actually made me laugh.

[@klucas4gaming767]

Don't you just love the insanity? Wait a minute...

[@Chella972]

"It's an exotic name : Nameles" Me : *instant remembering of those Ark creatures that were with the King Reaper* Also me : That game already know what's going to happen in Gray's hands...

[@handle69420cheese]

The secret ending is becoming a KZbinr who makes animated storytime videos about your Asian parents. Alsotheaccuracyofthistomyownfamilyisscary--

[@MidnightDStroyer]

I love how you stress-test not only yourself, but also the games you play. It's the best way to break the system, after all.

[@K1ttyK1t_]

0:59 Kid: mom, can we have beta mii Mom: no, we have beta mii at home Beta mii at home:

[@anb7274]

At the end the end of the first paragraph describes how I am treated and how I've been so close to the edge of snapping

[@123pancakesareawesome7]

When you think that it's a my story animated but then when you click it's just Gray

[@stg-tf4ns]

Considering mind shadow is basically trauma level, this is somewhat horrible

[@segarre4125]

i love how hard grey tries to make his familly miserable in every game but for me is so simple i am already out of the will and i am just 15

[@knicklichtjedi]

This was sooo good! The illustrations made it even better!

[@69SUGOI]

8:23 50yen, what is he buying just a pencil or something

[@NetherTaker]

Actually wouldn't it be Yuan and not Yen? Yen is Japanese, whereas this game is based on China.

[@naomiwillowsyayme7151]

This is like my hobby of being alone and emotionless but living in a normal life

[@karabelotaole1107]

Have y'all realized that every life simulator Gray has played his parents are failures and always suffer from something Mainly depression

[@robertwildschwein7207]

"Due to the stress put upon you, by your parants and yourself you are both mentally and physically exhausted." "You had many dreams, non of which you could fullfill" The fact, that this is so relatable depresses me!

[@SolomontheWisest]

9:51 That laugh though. 😂

[@AozoraUltra2006]

im addicted to this game, results are often depressing af but UGH there are slight improvements based on last gen its soooo rich

[@XxSUGACUBExX]

Me when I realize I’m late to a GrayStillPlays video: 0:11

[@jam2190]

Some of the games you play lately, are absolutely nutts!

[@robertharris6092]

2:45 grey. That is q test to see if the baby has become self aware.

[@CDN_Bookmouse]

There's so much that can happen in this game, you should do a few plays of it. It's like Alt Life and stuff, but with some amusing match games to entertain you between failures lol

[@aermenius9002]

When your parents name you "Nameless"

[@bluebeka2458]

It could be worse, they could also name you Failure.

[@nekolalia3389]

oh hey that fits the text box

[@someone-vk6gk]

@@bluebeka2458 u ok?

[@aermenius9002]

@@bluebeka2458 Yea you can't possibly get worse from that, am I right?

[@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539]

Tenth reply

[@Wolfie_Desu]

A bit of translation so we can all enjoy it 1:10 The baby:random sounds The parents:he will be a singer/rapper later on 1:19 Your wearing outside shoes on the bed again 3:04 new Chinese dictionary (new as in simplified Chinese instead of traditional Chinese) 5:07 you can eat one every hour 6:23 it’s a joke that your mother cheated on your dad with the neighbor 9:01 nice 11:44 The girl: I can’t sing that well The book dude: it’s fine do you know how to cry? Play on your strengths

[@danieldutoit2697]

When Gray's playthrough sounds like your life :'(

[@magesticwanderer8788]

The position for the Kids right arm is kind of.... 1:52

[@Jayden_o777]

Watching you completely destroy things is hilarious and i’ve got no clue why

[@CBKitty]

3:22 my mom said that to me when I was 5!

[@Mranthony1106]

This game is basically a compilation of Chinese memes plus a realistic reflection of my childhood growing up in China. Those memes are gooooold

[@RhyeSachi]

Me, a Chinese decent living in an Asian country: I can confirm that we're all depressed

[@starry-cyclone]

`the fight for intelligence starts when you are born! Don't lose at the starting line!` "I'm not even going to make to the race." Oh wow

[@swayamsiddha15]

“practicing how to be alone” me rn

[@bluebeka2458]

I practice the advance techinic, is called "learn to accept that no one will ever love you"

[@Thedarkestblackisstillblue]

Really hitting different in quarantine

[@repellentyeti91]

Gray: Ruins this kids life CallMeKevin: Spends kids entire childhood just learning how to turn over lol 😂

[@BryanZuniga-xk4ye]

The first comment in 10 months.

[@mylesf4981]

7:57 mom: can you at least not embarrass me at the next parent-teacher conference? gray: don't worry mom you wont be embarrassed long...... CUZ YOU'LL BE DEAD! >:D

[@alysavance4911]

Gray I have a challenge have a kid in sims and neglect it so when it gets taken away have another one and neglect it and see how many kids you can have before the game won’t let you

[@theartkid7052]

1:57 *your moms Dora* S p l e n d i d

[@CretaceousAnimations9535]

This is stirring up childhood memories

[@galactafox]

“People mountain people sea” *clapclapclappityclapclap*

[@gaitree7103]

Another great video It kinda wierd how not getting a good outcome is so funny😂😂

[@katholikostroll]

KZbin: we have 25 comment me: can I se- KZbin: n o

[@divyamgoyal7995]

"My parents are awful and I am a terrible person, why is everyone following me" Yupp sounds like school allright

[@csrracing2content502]

I’m early and btw can u do another farming simulator video I miss them

[@leiajiang7877]

it hurts to watch 90% of references go over your head, and this game is 90% references.

[@KNG-ik2do]

My life is already ruined anyways

[@hannahmarcum1772]

4:26 Felt that!

[@mattstanford9673]

"My dad is way behind the 8 ball here." Heh. Cocaine.

[@wayneworth5980]

Gray someone made Graystillplays damnit compilation

[@yez1111]

6:05 He got Coronavirus

[@cathychoi5767]

understanding chinese really adds soooooo much fun to this game lmao

[@alealest9346]

Hi i hope ur having a beautiful day because you all are special

[@no7183]

A=tv and privileges B=belt time C=Gucci belt and Gucci slipper time D=DEATH!

[@Inhale_8632]

what im scared of: darkness parents: helps also me as a simulation yet to be played by gray: google translate

[@chewiicherii8436]

Gray should make a torture maze! Twenty rooms in a row some with nothing in them, one with certain death. Then behind that twenty more two with certain death and the rest has nothing. Follow that pattern until all but one has certain death. Do it over until someone wins. It’s the death cube challenge.

[@hopepetal]

Hey, it's my family!

[@hopepetal]

@Mafuyu Sato Oh, hey! How's your little brother doing? Has he gone through the rituals yet?

[@LivingDead53]

Maybe there will be mercy for us when they can screen for us before we're born. All they're doing now is plucking the wings off butterflies for stupid reasons.

[@hannahwishon9958]

You totally missed "getting a B" for the poll

[@faenyx8699]

This game is really cool, I think that you should play it again

[@ravex24]

Saw the title and thought somebody made a biography about me.