I became the worst Emperor and ruined Japan in Bitlife

[@masonyoung1502]

The Netflix documentary about call me emperor’s life would be a fucking trip. He went from being a tyrannical emperor to being a yakuza informant to being the mayor of Panama City to being a pornography historian. And throughout it all he was commuting countless murders and other crimes.

[@ryanmurphy8388]

Would watch

[@MegaCatGirl13]

“Ma, they announced the new leader of the school board today” “Oh, who is it?” “Well you’re not gonna believe this, but..”

[@shittytiddy]

My favorite scene would be the one where he breaks into a house, but decides it's too hard to burgle and just walks out

[@genericname2747]

He also adopted a kid, just to abandon them when they became an adult.

[@Dark0neone]

@marianna it shouldn't lmao. if people don't have the ability to support their kids in the event they are disabled permanently or are born permanently disabled, they just shouldn't have them. and in the same vein, expecting any 18 year old to be able to support themselves without help is insane.

[@AgentofChaos315]

Emperor of Japan abdicates the throne, immigrates to Ireland, joins the yakuza, becomes a police informant, goes to jail anyway, escapes from jail, goes back to Japan, gets arrested again, then escapes again, immigrates to Panama and gets elected mayor of Panama City, then becomes a porn historian before being fired, gets arrested for drug running but beats the charge, immigrates to Cuba before dying of old age. I want to watch a movie about him.

[@robonator2945]

you left out his original run as schoolboard director, them finding out he's a convicted murderer, (twice) him first not getting on the ballot, then running again and winning.

[@peestrem31]

he did more than napoleon

[@theresebelivett2190]

Kevin: *Murders nine people for fun, not counting executions* Also Kevin: "I can't go to the casino, it's illegal!"

[@DeathnoteBB]

Even more hilarious when you know Japan loves gambling, they just have loopholes. You play for something that isn’t money, and exchange it at a Definitely Unrelated location for cash.

[@bobatea1950]

@@DeathnoteBB thanks for the lesson

[@WhoTookSpecimen]

I love how Kevin clarifies that this is in BitLife, as if he wouldn't try to do all this in real life.

[@DuniyaArtz]

Ikr 😂

[@imogenscarlet]

i wouldn’t be surprised if he did tho tbh

[@tylerdurdan7740]

@@imogenscarlet if he did I wouldn’t really mind tbh

[@mr.context3872]

Yeah, I don’t think he’s playing hide and seek with Betty white any time soon

[@lilslicelive]

@@mr.context3872 I don’t know what you mean, she’s just really good at hiding

[@brandonm949]

Pro tip: If you're ever being burned at the stake, take deep breaths so smoke inhalation kills you before the fire does.

[@shoutarho6081]

Thanks for the tip! I'll remember that next time!

[@m_b_a9567]

@@shoutarho6081 n-next time??

[@Dark0neone]

even if it doesn't kill you, you'll probably lose consciousness and not feel yourself burning to death. it's a win-win.

[@plantyx978]

Thanks, I forgot it last time

[@jaymerodriguez3600]

You’re tip really helped me out today. Thank you so so much.

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

I’m imagining an alternate universe where we heard “Hey there peasants, how’s it going? My name is Emperor.”

[@zodiac6163]

He's here. He's there. He's everywhere. Who ya gonna call?

[@Spud_Farmer]

Today I'm going to play bit life and be the worst call me kevin

[@woofyou1186]

@@zodiac6163 I refuse

[@choicethetaurus]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIupfmycZ5V6l7c

[@ceoofwarcrimes4600]

Thanke now im imagining him looking like kuzco

[@Chr1slr]

Kevin finally decided to prove he is in fact a military genius.

[@floppylefrog1416]

Oh you petty fool... He already proved it time and time again

[@choicethetaurus]

dde kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIupfmycZ5V6l7c

[@sharkboy5562]

@@choicethetaurus wow bestie i don't like clicking links but this is so good!

[@earfquake3989]

@@choicethetaurus This is actually not bad. Thought it was going to be another SoundCloud rapper or Rick Roll.

[@petar932]

god damn it chris

[@MINECHEZ1]

President of the United States King of Spain And now the emperor of Japan It’s nice to see the cult going global

[@fakushkin]

Don’t forget Mayor of Panama City.

[@Qothia]

Mr. Worldwide

[@ek7713]

Also some forget that he's the petty king of Munster and England

[@karumerachan1719]

wait a minute.. Spain..United States..Japan... me: *confused Filipino noises*

[@Glisten456]

Kevin is a good Irish Catholic boy, he does not discriminate. He will destroy everyone's countries equally.

[@Adrian-tm7nt]

i just adore how Kevin makes the same dumb joke when his characters get gonorrhea (which seems to happen a lot, for some reason)

[@KitsuneTheFighter]

he can’t help that he always spreads so much.....love

[@wraithflowers]

i guess you could say that he likes to fuck around and find out

[@charliep123]

And I laugh every time

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@Rach There are certain jokes he seems to love so much he just have repeat them when the oportunity arises. Like how, when he plays "The Movies", he inivitably will say "-hey you -me? -yes, you" when casting someone. He always does it every video. Its facinatingly dumb.

[@christianevrye]

It's most likely bc Kevin's style is to keep each video independent (notice how everytime a video series happens, he says something along the lines of 'you don't need to watch the previous one, all you need to know is-"). So, jokes don't expire on his end

[@masonsickler2878]

Love how kevin didnt notice that his girlfriend and daughter had the same first and last name

[@gameplayer77801]

I was checking the comments to see if anyone else said anything about that! But all I could find were compliments about Kevin being a military genius

[@cladvahd6155]

Typical royalty moment.

[@awesomeperson531]

If they have the same name does that mean...oh no

[@genericname2747]

He's just keeping up the royal tradition of inbreeding

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@awesomeperson531 She is adopted

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Guy: *Takes selfie with Kevin without his permission* Kevin: "WHAT? Imprision him, immediately!"

[@enz666]

Yeah we watched the vid too

[@allabouttheafc6031]

Unfortunately, I can confirm this has happened.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

This is a joke format btw, u guys can stop bitchin in Kevin's channel now

[@alphanoodle1877]

@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 I thought jokes were supposed to be funny... did they change the definition or something recently?

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

@@alphanoodle1877 yeah, its rare to see people with originality now a days, specialy when it comes to haters

[@markopoleksic4879]

Is it a coincidence that this is probably one of the most ruthless and heartless person Kevin had in this series and as he's getting older he's starting to look like Jim.

[@sleepyote]

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[@tonichan89]

Jim is actually Kevin from the future and he's stuck in a time loop

[@FrenchFries2]

Kevin's becoming a historical figure now? This is something I need to see.

[@IamaPERSON]

Glad you're here for this historical moment then

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

I belive in the Kevin religion

[@FrenchFries2]

"You can only ruin something if you're past Kevin" Sun Tzu probably, I thought a Sun Tzu fake quote was fitting here.

[@winstonmcelwain9789]

No matter where Kevin goes, or how many people he’s murdered, he will never forget his love for Ireland. He always goes back. Also the yakuza apparently

[@FloridaGuy53]

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

[@thisisgreyra5335]

“I’m playing hide and seek with Betty White… she’s just really good at playing.” Kevin no

[@ramal5708]

Kevin: Makes a Japanese Emperor character Also Kevin creates an Irishman as a Japanese Emperor

[@FloridaGuy53]

It's kinda weird how the emperor looks like Jim Pickens when he got old.

[@CardinalAsh]

@@FloridaGuy53 In the end, everyone becomes Jim Pickens.

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@CardinalAsh Yes,...

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

To be fair, there are red headed Asians

[@jacktaylor4853]

Anyone else notice how Kevin had a girlfriend named Riko and then adopted a kid named Riko? That must’ve been one awkward conversation..

[@blarg2429]

Same surname too, at least until he immediately changed his daughter's surname to Emperor. I was concerned until he catapulted the girlfriend and the daughter carried on living.

[@coreyhand3138]

Kevin: “Which celebrity hasn’t been involved in a controversy?” Me: “Betty White!” Kevin: “Ah. Betty White.” Me. “YESSSSS!”

[@ronweasley2270]

F

[@jodyk75]

this aged… well

[@jeremiahbell6129]

Kevin: "Like, I'll just kill someone now. Look, my daughter there." *chooses Drive-By" Game: "You are unable to commit a drive-by murder on your daughter, Riko. Reason: No Driving License." 🤣

[@nabri-nfg3262]

Kevin: kills both parents Also Kevin: i probably shouldn't be associated with travis scott

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: A group of cats is called a clowder, pounce or glaring; for kittens: a kindle, litter or intrigue

[@cinnamon4ada7]

Ima look at a bunch of kittens and call them litter

[@idiotidiot5821]

Clowder rhymes with chowder which is a soup.

[@videosefilmes22]

intriguing

[@rover93]

"imagine ruining japan in bitlife lmao" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@MineneUryuu]

More like Shit Zoo

[@youngindatruth]

-Gandhi

[@ValueNetwork]

Kevin… the Irish remained neutral during WW2 for a reason, and now installing a Irishman as Japanese emperor is proving that reason

[@allisonthejoker4777]

Yessss I absolutely love Kevin’s never-ending addiction to Bitlife

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Yes the return of Kevin's long forgotten addiction, Bitlife

[@USSCYT]

Soon Among Us

[@drug_radovanovic]

and gambling in bitlife

[@FiendW]

So he was dating a girl called Riko Sakamoto and also adopted a child by the same name...

[@alexmerka9833]

i love how Kevin did so much in this Bitlife, most notably was emperor of Japan, but on the gravestone at the end his occupation was listed as "mayor" even though he was mayor for one year...

[@anothermereapostleofjimpickens]

I knew Kevin was a good guy when refused to legalize the removal of tags off of mattresses. The actual reason why there’s mattress tags is because mattress sellers used to just stuff the mattresses with the worst things like saw dust. Then the FDA came in and said there had to be a tag saying what was inside but people would just remove it. So the FDA made it illegal to take off the tag

[@wistinazz]

Ah, of course, more videos showing that Kevin is indeed a military genius.

[@jonathanacosta6867]

Japan Will be protected by boats

[@DannySMAllenSJ]

3:11 "I don't think Betty White is up to much" That didn't age well.

[@leonardochapman4736]

just downloaded the game, got 3 kills before the age of 10. got beaten to death at the age of 45, you're such a good example kevin. i died with 2.5 million dollars and 49 murders to my name

[@samnfg]

I'm glad Kevin isn't a real life god after watching his Bitlife series

[@TomRiddle_505]

How do you know that?

[@samnfg]

@@TomRiddle_505 oh no

[@finbarrdarcy5929]

I can think of at least one worse Japanese Emperor than you, Kevin, so you’ve got that going for you.

[@shittytiddy]

Why you gotta hurt Kevin like that :(

[@blarg2429]

I don't know a lot about Japanese history but my understanding is that _a lot_ of Japanese Emperors were puppet rulers controlled by their military advisors, so there is that.

[@Dark0neone]

is it the one who closed the Japanese borders for over a hundred years? I think it was over one hundred years.

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

@@blarg2429 And wore very nice things

[@blarg2429]

@@mitchellgeorge6031 :)

[@buster3266]

Kevin being the leader of imperial Japan makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

[@liammccoy2208]

Nanjing seems like something Jim Pickens would do as Emperor.

[@buster3266]

@@liammccoy2208 completely true.

[@wireshock4633]

@@liammccoy2208 That's why Jim has the beard. To hide his many chins.

[@lomalanni]

I'm sixteen and have recently moved out by myself because of some family issues. Your videos help me to not feel lonely when it's all quiet in the house :) thank you, Kevin

[@user-qs3qf5lw9k]

Good luck to you, and I hope you're able to find some peace in the quiet as well!

[@BecciOnion]

I hope it goes well for you! You're never as alone as you feel, and I hope that you are able to grow and heal!

[@lemiichru]

wishing you lots of blessings and safety! I love watching his videos when I’ve had a rough day!!

[@cosmic2750]

Wishing you luck! I don't live alone yet, but I too often feel extremely lonely, but I know I can rely on Kevin to make me feel less lonely (a couple of other KZbinrs too, I'm not gonna lie, but yes Kevin too plays a big part here) when I have had bad days.

[@thebotdestroyer852]

I hope you are doing well. In the words of the All-American Rejects: Even when your hope is gone move along.

[@warlordofbritannia]

"The BitLife situation has not necessarily developed to Japan's situation." --Emperor Kevinhito, 2021

[@comicsans1689]

Based

[@yukiyashahigurashi3338]

It was you playing Bitlife that actually brought me into the cult so I'm always happy to see new bitlife content!!! Thanks as always

[@unseenpath3451]

"Betty White's not up to much" - Kevin ...That didn't age quite so well

[@kristinr4928]

"Betty White isn't up to much" hits differently now. I'm gonna go cry forever again

[@Donkeybrigade]

9:10 "1 in 100 people think im kind of an okay guy" No kevin, 1 in 100 people realize respecting you is their best chance to NOT get launched from a catapult

[@seriemus8840]

The period of Kevin Japan is upon us. May Jim Pickens, The Lord, have mercy.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Jimu Pickenseru!

[@thecastaway9550]

Kevin talking about the fact his KZbin alias includes ist first name, and that it would be confusing if he wouldn't be called kevin Meanwhile Jacksepticeye:...

[@BamBabyBrenda]

You mean Sean?

[@BamBabyBrenda]

I have confused myself, I am so utterly confused

[@Aura_Broz]

@@BamBabyBrenda congratulations, you've played yourself

[@BamBabyBrenda]

@@Aura_Broz I surely did. I keep reading your sentence over and my brain just can't wrap around it. I'm going to need it explained to me like I'm a five year old

[@thebotdestroyer852]

@@BamBabyBrenda Jacks name is Shaun buts everyone calls him Jack.

[@lanticocean]

Kevin finally used his Military Genius Compliment.

[@corvoattano4274]

Kevin whenever a child exists: What?! They can't do that! Execute them or something!

[@WhateverULike02]

Kevin: “Well that was the weirdest life I’ve ever had!” Also Kevin: “BBQ baby anyone?”

[@lonewanderer1122]

“I don’t think Betty white is up to much.” She’s up to even less now-

[@zotz9184]

That Betty White joke aged. But I don't know if it was like milk or wine xD

[@CrashinAsh]

I'm watching this after Betty White passed. Kevin, what did you do to her

[@OriannaHewitt]

3:13 Betty White's last game of hide and seek 😔

[@Rieszs]

I cannot wait to read about that era in my Japanese history classes.

[@opnast220]

Hey Kevin! Just so you know- the Rising Sun flag is considered a symbol of racial segregation in many parts of East Asia due to Japan's occupation of them (and ensuing war crimes) in the early 20th century. Edited for detail.

[@Jeeplite]

Boost!

[@endeiitt]

Nobody cares, cope

[@Lenin941FN]

1) no it isn't. It's literally just the sun 2) we were the least racist empire. We liberated asia from white control and even helped Jews hide from hitler. We also modernized Korea for free without so much as a thank you

[@BritishSoldier-kr9xf]

@@Lenin941FNKnow what I'm not gonna burst your bubble

[@Lenin941FN]

@@BritishSoldier-kr9xf it's true. We saved over 20,000 jews from Hitler. Hitler demanded that we turn them in and we just said no

[@kalliopi3432]

"i don't think betty white is up to much" did NOT age well lmfao

[@immarissa]

Special talent: crime. Job: Emperor of Japan. That’s too accurate.

[@Lenin941FN]

How so? Explain yourself

[@MaxerV19]

​@@Lenin941FN🤔🤔

[@Natalia.W.2002]

"Look at this: Former Loyal with the little rat symbol next to it." Is this the lost ancestor of Petty King Rat Boy? The KMC lore continues.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Wouldnt it be the lost decendant?

[@Natalia.W.2002]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Erm... Let's say time travel then.

[@sarahhewitt1155]

Kevin really is a military genius. (Kevin's uploads mean my days always end on a happy note)

[@graemeclarke8968]

Did anyone else notice that his girlfriend's name is Riko Sakamoto and his adopted daughter before the name change to Emperor was also called Riko Sakamoto?

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

I like the idea that the emperor was killed and his wife, the empress, just goes up to their son at the funeral and tells him that her arse is itchy

[@elilikealieonline5647]

Somehow, no matter the goal of the episode, Kevin ends up in organized crime and then local government

[@viracocha6093]

We’ll politics and crime are the same thing so

[@damirk3]

I want a criminal vlog going on just being like " HELLO GUYS, HERE IS 5 TONS OF COKE WE WILL SHIP TO USA LETS SEE HOW IT WILL GO"

[@Jeeplite]

Kevin! You might want to change the thumbnail, rising sun flag is considered a hate symbol in most of asia

[@vedolre]

Another one had fallen for the anti-Japanese propaganda.

[@Jeeplite]

@@vedolre bestie I think it's the other way around for u lmfaoooo

[@CogTheBoss]

Uh oh! Spooky!

[@Dadarsus]

Kevin: "Betty White hasn't been up to anything recently" Me in 2022: Big oof

[@v1ncefollower943]

Callme emperor killed Betty white

[@manologamerss5801]

20:23 Love how Kevin is so shocked by this but my "Godfather Sopranos", Adriano Deledda, murdered 269 people.

[@geoffreydevereaux3272]

I can’t believe how much I’d love a video of Kevin genuinely playing hide and seek with Betty White.

[@arandombox5176]

"I don't think Betty White is up to much". Just over a month after Kevin said this she died. Way to be a jinx

[@tokyodeathghoul2313]

"I don't think Betty White is up to much" man this didn't age well at all....

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

By far, the best thing in his Bitlife videos is the name he gives to the character

[@IamaPERSON]

Indeed. Also, how are you?

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

@@IamaPERSON I could be worse, and u?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 I'm good, wanna talk about it?

[@wolfganghuff980]

Kevin then “Betty white doesn’t have anything going on” now “mmmmmmmmmm”

[@brettmullins657]

“ I don’t think Betty white is doing much” yeah I don’t think she is now ether Kevin.

[@markmcculfor6113]

Awww Betty White..... At least she got to play hide and seek with Kevin...

[@hilariouslookinggen1growli846]

"I don't think Betty White is up to much." Welp. He's right.

[@0nlyRemaining]

Kevin is one of the only ones that can sit down and play games like bitlife and the sims by himself for hours and have the time of his life. That's one happy lad.

[@CD-cu9yr]

“Betty White isn't up to much” aged well

[@austinrivers9955]

Kevin: "I'm playing hide and seek with Betty White rn she just really good at hiding." Who's gonna tell him..

[@hidiedahl4986]

Watching this now... "I'm playing hide and seek with Betty White right now.... She's just very good at hiding." OH NOOOOOOO

[@ZombieSazza]

Kevin feels old at 28? I must be down right ancient at 31!

[@WERTYUIO821]

Oh yeah, the famous story of the Emperor of Japan. Who left office and eventually Japan with his good looking and genius girlfriend to become a gangster in Ireland. After failing in crime, he decided to become a rat for the police. When that failed as well, he got imprisoned in Japan *twice*. After escaping Japan *twice* he got involved in Panamanian politics. Becoming one of the most approved mayors ever. Despite that he failed to run for governor as his past came up to him. In the end, he moved to Cuba and did what he loved the most. Work in porn historians industry while stil telling his girlfriend he is not ready for marriage at his 90s.

[@mykwright5609]

Me watching in 2022, after seeing Betty White's name: *you are suffering from depression*

[@eh8009]

3:12 Ye, not up at all right now

[@eponavegas8910]

Kevin, I know you proooobably won’t see this but I just wanna say you’ve helped me a lot these past couple of years. I’ve been struggling with my mental health this past little bit, but even when I was in the hospital after a suicide attempt you still managed to brighten my day. Thank you for being you Kevo. And all hail our dear leader Jim Pickens!

[@Alvixity]

"Im gonna pick betty white" Me - Wuh? Too soon dude.

[@juanpablorodriguezjuarez8144]

You didn’t even have to get rid of your father, he was a prince consort like Prince Phillip, the mother was the sole emperor while the father had no claim...

[@justpok3285]

"Betty White is hiding" That did not age well

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

I'm playing hide and seek with Betty White right now! Now, I just have to figure out how to get 6 feet lower…

[@Charlie-oeskypp]

“I don’t think Betty White is up to much” 😬

[@MiMimUta]

00:16 I can't be the only one who got war flashbacks to all those awful call me emperor ads, right?

[@liannedegerness1155]

I love how after the character got old, he looked a bit like Jim Pickens from afar, lol

[@rosettevidette]

I hope Kevin reads the comments about the Rising Sun flag and decides to change it :/ I know it was probably unintentional and didn’t mean to hurt anyone but this can make some Asian fans uncomfortable.

[@Subt0nix]

imagine a world where your a kid in japan. the fuckin emperor wants to adopt you and gets told no. the dissappointment that you where both not adopted, and not made royalty.

[@ZebraGER]

That flag and the title are giving me the shivers

[@dorothyturner6362]

I can't explain how much my mental state improves every time I see that Kevin has uploaded. It seriously makes my whole day.

[@brandirose9145]

It give just the right hit of serotonin

[@peoniibud]

Kevin, the thumbnail might be offensive to some Asians due to it closely resembling the Rising Sun flag, the flag used by Japan during WW2 where they committed multiple war crimes against many east/south east asian countries. It would be better to change it to something similar to Japan's current flag.

[@viracocha6093]

Well looks like Japan has some killing to do again

[@seliamila1005]

Yeah I agree

[@bagelized]

I’m Korean and I have been religiously following Kevin’s content for a long time. But seeing this flag just casually displayed on a comedic bitlife video really shocked me. It’s like just pasting on a nazi flag on a gameplay video.

[@peoniibud]

@@bagelized totally agree, im chinese and love kevin's content, though im sure he did not mean harm with the thumbnail. so least we can do is tell him why it's bad

[@atinyfrog6612]

yeah it's super shocking to see it on his video i wish he changes it

[@ryanrzjr]

POV: You went to the comment section after hearing him say betty white isn't up to much.

[@newmadhatter6906]

Hey Kevin! You might be interested to know that you were actually closer with king rather than emperor. The Tenno has never held the power of an emperor, rather the legitimacy of one. The reason for this lies in the crazy distribution of power in classical and premodern Japan.

[@IamaPERSON]

Ayy, another Warframe player!

[@gamergod7067]

11:06 are we just going to ignore the fact he had gonorrhea at 5 years old

[@ethanchappell7125]

3:13 was the last time Betty white played hide and seek

[@rabbit0164]

Betty white is indeed not up to much

[@giishaw92]

I love every time Kevin uses Sims 1 music. The only music that would make this episode even better is some Jewels of the Oracle.

[@Meggsie]

Ok Kevin, last night I had a dream about you. I was an npc in a game like GTAv but I was self aware. You were playing Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney At Law, Esquire, M.D. and it was really weird. I was just trying to do my daily thing but you were trying to see what you could get me to do that wasn't an npc thing. I was trying to keep it a secret that all npcs were sentient for dream reasons and you were not making it easy. We (npcs) were all trying to avoid you and were honestly a little scared. It was a lot of pressure and now I feel bad for npcs.

[@mackenziedesire7515]

I am so glad I scrolled enough to see this comment, and so sorry you had to have a dream more stressful than most peoples' lives, lol

[@raffiplayz]

“Let’s go play hide and seek Betty white” famous last words