I Saw A Fight | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Disgraceful" on Netflix

[@AndrewBarsky]

“Fights are awful, but I watched it.” Tom is literally all of us, but just honest about it.

[@LeninovaPles]

Definitely not all of us, I found it distasteful.

[@cianwyn4605]

Not all of us lie about who we are

[@AlaluofNibiru]

I’ve never watched a fight from the sidelines. Real men break up fights w/ strangers and protect when it’s someone you know. The old saying was “ If the white doesn’t win we all jump in” I guess that fizzled out few years ago when Fathers decided to stop raising their sons to be a gentleman.

[@cianwyn4605]

@@AlaluofNibiru real men aren't posting shit about real men getting involved in strangers shit to prove their manliness on KZbin

[@AndrewBarsky]

@@AlaluofNibiru Do you understand what comedy is? It’s not to be taken literally. I’m glad that you are superior to all of us. It’s a fictional story. Get a hold of yourself.

[@For_The_Watch]

“Those guys are obvious” murders me every time

[@potatoensalada1951]

Ikr first degree

[@Abc2zzz]

I didn’t get that reference?

[@matthaeusperry4319]

@@Abc2zzz the kkk, or the ku klux klan

[@teasp00ns]

@@Abc2zzz and white nationalists, neo-nazis. The whole spread

[@CoffeeFresh_]

@@Abc2zzz its a direct reference to the Charlottesville incident. Where people wanted to tear down a statue so white guy dressed in plad flannels showed up with tiki torches.

[@Tar-Numendil]

The way Tom delivers the "mm-hmm no" is hysterical to me.

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

"Not in my park, nu-huh" 😂

[@KickflipGnasty]

He’s incredible with little nuances like that 😂

[@real_alienn]

Reminds me of kat Williams hahah

[@DonWayFilms]

Dude in the bushes was like " I BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE!"

[@courtsidewithjerome88]

Cricket lol

[@jonprange6665]

i been knowin cricket 27 years!!! he came through last week with Jellyfish; They Were Lookin for Some SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!

[@Tommyoda]

i know the voice 🤣💦

[@yuhyuh7603]

Alright calm down

[@chocolatekyppcookie]

CRICKET RIGHT THERE

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

He looks like the kind of guy who would break his leg trying to dunk a basketball.

[@WNM101]

He’s not that guy Because he didn’t break his leg

[@hova5025]

Dumb F#€k, it was his 💪🏻

[@BMB57]

Comment would've been good if you listed what he actually broke.

[@epheyeTK]

Lmao YOU GOT IT!

[@sovalouX]

You guys he's kinda right even being wrong lol he is the guy who did get fucked up trying to dunk and he did tear his tendon in his leg btw morons

[@codyblaisdell2054]

"Let me tell you something, you're about to get MUR-DERD" 😂😂

[@bighomieJ5X]

When he said "Mur-derd" I lost it 😂😂

[@maximiliandort3489]

murr durr

[@djaeb2001]

I wish he would do another special, he’s top 10 comedian right now.

[@HesterEditing]

He's starting a tour real soon, so after the tour he will most likely film a new special

[@shaunradomski8625]

Top #1

[@MontyFranklyn]

Yeah. Chappelle, Bill Burr, Segura. My top 3

[@patrickmcpartland1398]

It's literally been a year since his last one, how quickly do you expect him to push out specials as well has his like 19 pob casts and always touring?

[@djaeb2001]

@@patrickmcpartland1398 shit, forgot about the last one

[@joshuabalsavage4695]

NOOO!!! Him, him. Our him. Kills me every time.

[@michaelgant584]

The way he said "get em" and "noo"😂😂😂. Man....I'm done💯

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

SUP KANE

[@teasp00ns]

god damn this man is funny lol. perfect example of someone making jokes about sensitive topics and absolutely nailing it because he knows what he's doing

[@robe.1084]

Lmao “you about to get mur- dered” - bruh he got me crying

[@VTuber_Clipp3r]

its "bro" you hipster zoomer

[@GiDD504]

Technically it's Intra-racial loyalty. Interracial loyalty would be between separate races. thanks porn!

[@67bajaconv]

And they say we learn nothing good from porn.

[@123-v7v9s]

i think he said inner

[@robK1320]

pretty sure he says "inner", not "inter"

[@GiDD504]

@@robK1320 according the subtitles its interracial so...

[@dlizzy3835]

@@GiDD504 the subtitles also said “he calls him a ‘nerd’…” 😂

[@VIIx22]

The Montgomery riverboat fight proved this

[@jimhim585]

This is one of my favorite jokes, the story delivery is pitch perfect

[@YING7777]

I thought about this joke when I first saw the “Alabama Brawl“ . I was like, this is like Tom’s joke.

[@Yerfdog1]

As a middle easterner, the interracial loyalty is so true.

[@joedirt2862]

Intraracial

[@unwnme]

It's mostly about non-white people ganging up on white people. Which is racial hate and an absolute disgrace.

[@sushimandaddi]

Living in Philly, sounds like any day of the week

[@isaacmarley2439]

It's always sunny

[@gregbosse269]

A white folding chair brought me here 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

[@MD-ww7gy]

Actually had a guy look directly at me while he was getting his ass kicked.."aren't you gonna help me?" "nope!"

[@Thecrazygamers2000]

toms delivery is one of the best

[@nickcoulton658]

Not in basketball

[@isaacmarley2439]

Whats 🧺 ball ?

[@fungshui13]

“And then they killed that white guy” dawg that shit just had me crying 😂😂

[@BounceWindu]

Anyone come back here after the whole boat fight in Montgomery Alabama?

[@bvincesf]

The only lie is a "Beautiful Day in Philly"! You are the KING Tom!!!

[@mikes8079]

His bit on white guy loyalty reminds me of Bill Burr’s bit from years ago who I might add was done in Philly.

[@vivianamuntean146]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWnFaWSLgpxnhdk

[@frankymacf]

Bill did it way better. Tom comes across as virtue signalling and even a little bit sadistic.

[@frankymacf]

@Kaladins So he’s not just a little bit sadistic like I assumed, it’s ‘his thing’? Thanks for clarifying, I’ll give him a miss for now. And he’s virtue signalling, get over it.

[@frankymacf]

@Kaladins Normally you’d be absolutely right. But Tom and his audience seem to consider it virtuous to hate white people so it’s not contradictory at all. Anyway, we can agree to disagree, the beauty of art.

[@VonJay]

@@frankymacf lmao. He thoroughly explained that he doesn't believe in group think, and dissociates himself from those that group think and carry torches, yet you say he hates white people. Lmmfao. The "world" is fucking crazy. Or the world's emotional intelligence is so low that they don't know how to interrogate how they're feeling effectively enough to make logical sense of what they mean. Wow thanks for that comment.

[@bigmike9333]

Tom you’ve got one of the most hilarious delivery techniques. Love the ymh universe too

[@The.Adam.D]

You bet I’m coming up in May

[@Dylangp]

@@The.Adam.D Don't be stingy Adam , you'll get a lease and a key . Try it out man .

[@Dylangp]

Glad you're following proto buddy.

[@donaldtoonsberry832]

Thanks Mike

[@joshuabalsavage4695]

Let me eat ya. One time.

[@nkg___5172]

"Beautiful day in Philly, beautiful day in the park" that's the biggest cap I've ever heard

[@Taliyon]

Tom Segura is a freaking legend. The dude's delivery is the consistency on a level that you can only dream your Door Dasher or UPS would be... But what I find entirely more incredible, are the people who comment on his comedy. They too are almost as funny as he is. Imagine that. Just some randos. Seriously. Compare Segura commenters, vs other comedians. It's a rip dude! I snort all the time. You guys crack me up.

[@Psychguy00]

Ok dude you're too much into this. Life goes on focus on you! 😀

[@angster4267]

@@Psychguy00 he wuvs him

[@ajp3056]

I reckon many Alabama Riverboat viewers are going to be sending this bit around

[@imfiveone7158]

"our him" I'm gonna pass out

[@mercerultimateedition7325]

Delivery as smooth as his lay up.

[@melindasparkles]

Anyone come back to rewatch this after the Montgomery River boat brawl? 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattculver8740]

Love you Tom. You helped me through getting sick. Made me smile everyday!

[@mztweety1374]

Y'all know I watched this again after chairgate. I have never seen a black man swim to a fight but I say they put it in the triathlon let's go!

[@InfernalGeneral666]

This was the clip that made Tom my favorite comedian ever. He took what I was thinking about "racial loaylty" and put it into words I could never have worded better, or as hilariously.

[@deanthonyj]

Hence the battle of Montgomery 😂😂

[@itchyandveryscartchy30]

Unlike Joe Rogan and Kevin Hart who have to Yell a punchline to the top of their lungs to make the audience think it’s funny. This a guy who does comedy.

[@Santoryu90]

Don’t know about that with Kevin Hart but Joe Rogan definitely ain’t funny

[@itchyandveryscartchy30]

@@Santoryu90 Kevin Hart doesn’t allow himself to be funny anymore because he’d rather keep his job than getting canceled so he just doesn’t have any funny material after filtering it. But that I can understand from a business perspective. But Joe Rogan when he talks about comedy Or try impressions on the JRE and really introduce himself as a comedian I just can’t understand does he really believe that? Is he funny?

[@Santoryu90]

I agree that Kevin Hart would probably want to avoid getting “canceled” hell the thing he got flak for initially was pretty stupid because cancel culture is stupid, I still say he’s still good. Joe on the other the hand idk I don’t think he was or ever really funny comedian or not.

[@itchyandveryscartchy30]

@@Santoryu90 - the problem with Rogan is that he is convinced that he is a comedian. And he actually have a career in it which is really astonishing how much he is living this fantasy like he truly thinks that he is funny. But he is really not and I laugh at dumb shit all the time but he is just not funny at all so the fact that he became rich from doing comedy makes me think what an interesting world we live in.

[@zacharystecher3266]

@@Santoryu90 dude just yells at the mic

[@justindestafney]

“I’m out…” gets me every time

[@piggy201]

The Algorythm decided these clips are the only thing that will be played for me on auto play until the end of time recently

[@sikosis999]

you must be getting indoctrinated . . . ."this is how you cuck" by tom segura >

[@satyamchoudhary6333]

Definitely one of the top tier comedians of this era.

[@red0ctane19]

I love this bit man! Always hilarious! Got me in the mood to rewatch the whole special.

[@AiNEntertainment101]

...same here! 😅

[@CymonTempler]

“Because you’re saying it Japanese” is the bit that makes me laugh. Mostly because my family and their partners are the same kinds of stupid as that check in guy is.

[@red0ctane19]

@@CymonTempler Hahaha! Yeah I feel that one too.

[@BrettfordBolts]

@@CymonTempler SEGUUUUURA

[@Pizza____God]

rewatching this joke in celebration of the August 5th incident in Alabama

[@timothyencinas3353]

This clip is going to get a flood of views from that boat fight. I love it. Black people are the best.

[@quietdude0001]

Great video to show to other races to intrepret and understand.

[@haysoos7945]

After the Alabama brawl this is even funnier. Fuck around and find out 😂😂😂😂

[@solidsnake3861]

Segura has the best black dude voice

[@gour348]

*BIKES*

[@solidsnake3861]

@@gour348 hold my pocket

[@Loveapug1234]

That's CRICKET!!!

[@j.demarco8937]

"Get him!" Should not be the best part of this. But it is. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Frisky2timesCosplay]

It was the "no HIM HIM" for me lmfao

[@rustyspoons2087]

This aged beautifully after what happened at the Montgomery Brawl

[@Notoriouscj1]

😂😂😂

[@xDivineMemoriesx]

I can't believe its taken me so long to discover Tom, omg he is a great story teller comedian. He just has his delivery down to a T (much like John Mulaney in my opinion) where he could be saying the most mundane thing but it just comes out hilarious

[@nickandrews2255]

Same

[@nieceypiecey100]

“Discover”

[@ICN8IVE]

It's mostly stories.

[@papagrounds]

"He calls him a nihmnghmnghhh" 🤣

[@Oakshield2]

Funniest guy to come out of that whole Rogan L.A. crew.

[@tatumsh9]

Very true

[@sladehildebrand7518]

Idk, bill burr is pretty hilarious too.

[@tombruckman6954]

what about bart

[@Oakshield2]

@@sladehildebrand7518 Bill Burr was already a established comic before moving to LA. He's a NY comedy cellar guy, came up with some of the greatest comics alive.

[@russt9478]

Callen, Von, Sebastian, Bert. Ari, Henchclif, Diaz You gotta see them live baby, you will laugh.

[@tenkkutn]

Rest in Peese FEDSMOKER, keep on fetherin' it brother

[@Biggie_Cheese704]

Pease*

[@tenkkutn]

@@Biggie_Cheese704 lol better tred lightly, brotha... Fedsmoke don't care about grammer. U gonna end up on the web.

[@oscaruvalle7538]

He passed gas?

[@dusanaeagles9950]

@@Biggie_Cheese704 peace 😁

[@mad_elf]

@@Biggie_Cheese704 you had time to google it and everything.

[@Panama_Red]

"you're like, 'fuck that guy'". 😂I said exactly that in a situation not to different.

[@leavemealone5890]

Anyone here after the Alabama boat fights?

[@dannysalinas8811]

Segura always has the strangest encounters lol

[@limlim1630]

The recent ferry boat fight proved this. Guys popping up from portals and behind even Black Manta rose out of the sea to join in

[@dizzyrocket8]

When he simulated a black man hopping out of the bushes, I lost it 😂😂

[@juddshepherd9468]

Tom is just the king of delivery not one bad shot he's got the best flow

[@KWilliamB]

Last lines fully resonate with me.... Karma is karma... Dont involve me with what you brought upon yourself

[@sebastianrutkowski7316]

"the people's mayor". funny AF.

[@deelee1569]

"Idk if he lived n the bushes"😅dyin

[@aconvowithcrissee222]

"OUR him" TOM PLSSSS

[@duncdonut]

The Richard Pryor reference was perfect.

[@simonsen7621]

Which one?

[@duncdonut]

@@simonsen7621 The job interview sketch on SNL with Chevy Chase.

[@simonsen7621]

@@duncdonut Thanks! :)

[@BEEJAYCAPONE2]

I was like No…him him…our him 😂😂😂😂 I still cant breath 😂😂😂

[@shaunp8534]

I would love for him to be at the Alabama boat fight.

[@mztweety1374]

Child, the commentary would be absolute fire😂😂😂

[@geekymetalhead5112]

​@@mztweety1374 Man's would be spitting like the M1 Flammenwerfer

[@vredehuman5242]

one of the best joke writers out there. perfect execution.

[@juliuspronk7532]

This and the dog killing bit are my two favorites lol

[@GreyKnight52]

Interracial loyalty is a very real thing amongst us minorities cause we've all been talked down to about our cultures/looks at some point, glad Tom could share this is in such a funny way

[@wkatc007]

Great stuff Tom Tom! He may not be invited to the (temporarily closed) cookout but he sure nuff can get a plate at work! 😂🤣😂

[@spinningbackkick6021]

This aged well

[@david102991]

Way to pander to 2021 Tom, that a baby.

[@daveportillo1533]

Reminds me of the Montgomery fight that happened recently lmao

[@jkmattpcolorado1970]

Tom Segura a true legend I like his comedy just awesome 😂

[@britnyank9002]

This clip - this one....is my absolute favorite.

[@MrDayday4641]

The people who disliked this video are the same people Tom will be uploading pictures of.

[@longshlongg6866]

LOL 😂

[@RHt09]

That woman at the end who screamed “Yeahhhh” at the end annoyed the shit out of me

[@t-hummve4767]

As someone who lives in Pennsylvania and lives close to Philadelphia, I can confirm this happens

[@jeffreychancellor105]

« You’re about to get murdurrrd »🤣 im crying.

[@Dwightaroundyolips]

This shit makes me cry laughing every time

[@blackpanther8813]

😂😂😂😂😂 there's a KZbinr I used to watch and he said that fights are some of the most entertaining s*** that happens in the hood get him 😂😂😂😂😂

[@strangesongs8233]

😂😂😂😂😂omg😂😂😂😂😂I know right?😂😂😂😂😂😂the best shit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bubbaclay18]

This bit vs bikes! Is hard to choose for #1 segura bit Keep em high and tight

[@lorenzob3400]

His black guy impressions are freaking hilarious!

[@Vagicramp101]

BIKES!!!!???!!!

[@matthoard2221]

Tom is the goat.

[@stuiek8044]

I've been in prison, lived in the hood, lived in the suburbs...seen dozens of interracial fights. Never once have I seen a random black guy stand up for a random black guy cause he was black, only against cops. Seen it once or twice with Latinos but that's it. In my opinion this guy is disconnected from reality and clearly making up stories based on zero life experience. He's good with different material, effortless deliver and funny...when he's not trying to just touch on a topic for controversey.

[@ratbiggins3087]

Lol like you pretending you’ve been to jail

[@martian6865]

I was thinking the same shit homie ain’t no white dude ever walk around calling us hard r in real life. People been known that shit is disrespectful. You right tho this man got good jokes but he lie when he say all dis shit

[@kingofgrim4761]

@@martian6865 LMFAO you either some white dude faking this shit or I can happily say you’re one of the luckier people in whatever area u live in. This kinda shit happens daily almost everywhere to some extent

[@kingofgrim4761]

You are wearing a fedora in ur pfp LOLLL YOU HAVENF BEEN TO JAIL UNLESS IT WAS FOR HARASSMENT

[@martian6865]

@@kingofgrim4761 but yeah I’m straight bruh, out in central fl shits chill so far. God bless you and yo family nigga

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

“A racial fight” Me: oh! “I was in Philadelphia” Me: oh

[@Lord_Cardboard]

I read the thumbnail as "I saw a Facial fight" and I was thoroughly intrigued, thinking that 2 people just started getting really animated with their facial expressions. I wasn't disappointed with what I got, instead, but I was a little...I really wanted to hear about that facial fight

[@SloppyToffee]

Yours and my browser history must be way different because if I would of saw “facial fight”, expressions is not the first thing that would of came to mind

[@Dai_Abdurrahman]

Thx Sir from 🇦🇹

[@TWes-ku6et]

I really wanna go see his standup

[@denisekessler4371]

Your my favorite comedian!! #1 you are 🤣🤣🤣

[@xxBONGHUNTER420xx]

Someone needs to do cartoon version of this

[@useringeneral]

This guy is something else!..😂👏

[@stefanbernhard2710]

New to Tom Segura. Guy is hilarious, especially his bball skills.

[@carriebrooks4174]

There's a fight every min of the day in philly😔

[@jemmavigor4263]

I am dying from this one. I love you. You always say shit other people want to, but don’t. You definitely blur the social norm lines…but in the best way. 🤣🤪 maybe it’s because I’m from England, and find ur humor absolutely brilliant! Or…maybe it’s because I’ve got a sick sense of humor 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@risanddanny92515]

Love from Philly !!

[@zjwilliams1991]

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT AT FALCON CARWARSH

[@MaxDeckard]

Keep featherin' it.

[@zjwilliams1991]

@@MaxDeckard 👖👖👖😎😎😯🎶🎸🎸🎸🎶🔥🔥🔥

[@sonofbatman5233]

Anybody else here after that Alabama Chair Fight? 🤣

[@nanbat6847]

As they hold torches. I actually giggled

[@guyinagame4793]

His clever little metaphors are hilarious

[@hectorsanchez5818]

The only comedian who I think I could actually be friends with. All the rest of crazy

[@jordanroberson5568]

Proud torch-holder checking in